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weird things we do when alone Anonymous 109454

what do you do in your room when you're alone?

>3am, pure silence

>look at myself in the mirror
>make faces
>practise doing fake speeches as if I was super famous
>do the most deranged dance moves you've ever seen
>sit in the middle of the room in the dark
>listen to the rain (v nice at 3am when it's cold too ooo yes)

Anonymous 109455

>>109454
Listen to music and maladaptively daydream about scenarios in various made up worlds with recurring characters. Sometimes I pace around the room and "act" it out, which makes me wonder how crazy I'd look if someone was recording me secretly.

Anonymous 109456

>>109454
>stare at the dark ceiling and look at the static in my vision
>walk in circles when making up imaginary scenarios in my head.

Anonymous 109457

>>109455
I do the exact same thing.

If I had a nice conversation during the day I will actually talk to myself and replay the conversation except like better.

Anonymous 109458

>>109455
>>109457
same. I also sometimes make up imaginary conversations in my head, and act them out in front in case they happen irl.

Anonymous 109515

>>109455
I also act stuff out, mostly just on my bed though. I guess it must look stupid/insane for me to be crawling around, lying down and getting up, moving my arms

Anonymous 109544

I hold philosophical discussions with myself out loud, stopping at certain words and saying them a few times pretending to be american

Anonymous 109551

Experiment with cooking wierd things.
Talk to my cat.
Scoop my cat up when she's in a ball and say "cat scoop"
Watch wierd things on youtube

Anonymous 109571

>>109551
Kowloon is max comfy. When I was a kid in primary school I used to draw massive pictures of densely populated living spaces with as many people packed in as possible. The dim-lightings makes it nice.

Anonymous 109573

I like to bend my body in unnatural ways, especially limbs

Anonymous 109584

If old stuff counts:

>swim laps nude in my grandparents pool at night whenever I was house sitting


They didn't have neighbors and they had 2 German shepherds named Gustav
and Vincent who would just sleep next to the pool. It was a cheap thrill to be naked out in the open, even if you'd need a telescope to see me.

Anonymous 109586

>>109454
Everything I do is weird. Was about to type out my stupid routine and thought, "Jesus, I'm a fucking mess." Thanks OP!

Anonymous 109587

Look out the window and talk to myself

Anonymous 109588

>>109455
Same except mine aren't fantasies but rather real life situations but imagine them o be better than they actually were

Anonymous 109621

>>109584
Your unexpected line break made me think that both dogs were named Gustav. It was a real disappointment when I discovered that only one dog is named Gustav.

Anonymous 109631

>>109586
that's why were on this site dun wurry

Anonymous 109632

>pretend to be in a youtube vlog or cooking show
>listen to music and pretend to play the guitar or drums
>read books out loud
>when i sit by myself i put my hand down my pants and just hold my crotch because it's comfortable

Anonymous 109633

>>109632
I hold my crotch too!

Anonymous 109696

>pace around my room
>daydream about being a cool italian mafia assassin or whatever
>snaps out
>tfw my life is a mess and i do nothing but escape to my daydreams all the time
>lay down back on my bed..thinking




>cazzo.jpg

Anonymous 109761

>>109696
basata

Anonymous 109763

>>109696
io uguale

>put on headphones

>pick ideal song to fantasize to
>pace around moving my arms like an autist
>get flooded by dopamine, feels good man
>eventually realize i'm failing uni, dont work out, dont have a bf or friends, dont have a job
>feel guilty and take a nap

Anonymous 109784

>>109763
>put on headphones
>pick ideal song to fantasize to
>pace around moving my arms like an autist
kek my sister does the exact same thing. I don't think she's self aware enough to realise she's being an autist though
>eventually realize i'm failing uni, dont work out, dont have a bf or friends, dont have a job
idem fml

Anonymous 111015

I never go in my room except to sleep
But when I'm alone I do shit like this and play old video games, like Animal Crossing on the gamecube or Earthworm Jim 2 on the SNES. I also go on walks a lot.

Anonymous 111526

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The extent to which I talk to myself is insane. Whenever I get up do my morning routine in the empty house I'll literally talk my own ear off. I'll start off imagining conversations I had in the past and then imagine them but better and i'll come up with dialogue for the others and jokes that i'll laugh at myself. It'll be a full on conversation as if someone else is in the room.

Anonymous 111532

>>109454
>Get into car
>Scream and rant endlessly about all the things bothering me
>Sore throat and hoarse when I arrive at my destination

Anonymous 113484

I like to think about dragons and romance fantasies and stories.
Doing it a lot when I go to sleep.

Anonymous 113493

Talk to myself more than I talk to other people
But as if there was an audience
But that audience actually consists of just me
And I do this for so long that I become lost in my monologues and forget to do shit I intend to do
All of this late at night and even until morning sometimes



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