The last 3 digits of your post equals to which Pokemon you are.https://www.pokemon.com/pokedex/
Welp, I'll be the first to go. Wish me luck! Here's a picture of my kitter in the meantime.
Ahhh I'm a tangrowth! This actually inspires me to try and grow as a person.
Nooo. I literally forgot these existed.
♬♩ rollin rollin rollin ♬♩
I think everyone's going to be stuck in gen 5 for a while. Sucks to suck, lul.
Better be a cute one. Also, thank you for reminding me to continue breeding for competitively good yet fabulously cute Pokémon.
Give me a cute one please
It won't be a Starmie so I won't be happy.
I am not in the least bit happy about this.
Not cute but… I am very tall and strong and like pink. So that's okay.
Does no one know the names of these Pokemon? RIP Gen 5.
Gen 1 best gen sorry not sorry 1v1 me
The Gen5 Pokemon are some of my favorite Pokemon. I'm so sad that I ended up with >>15522
ty pokegods… I love her but love Lilligant more.
Most of the new Pokémons are so ugly. RIP.
I want to be a cool pokemon
not cool yet. But it's nice to know that when I evolve I will be cool.
I guess I'm supposed to be cute but wtf is coming out of my ears?
mirror, mirror, on the wall,
who's IV's are the finest of them all?
Oh, nice.inb4 looks like a vagina :(
Screen Shot 2018-0…
accurate bc i want to fight anyone and everyone
give me a cute one onegai
I'm sorry anon, that wasn't very cute at all
And now mine is ugly too, great
I want one that looks like an animal
Cmon baby, gimme something weird or cool!
Cmon baby, gimme something weird or cool!
Please be something I know
That new Pokemon let's go looks really cool, but it's essentially another Red/Blue rerun, right?
consider me salty, vileplume is literally my one pet peeve pokemon
wow, there are so many worse pokemon tho, i think vileplume is nice
Nta but I always disliked it too, I had the red edition and it's prevolutions were just so shitty too, and then on Pokemon stadium (I think) it was a really good choice for one of the cups but looked and acted SO RETARDED
i think the pre-evolutions are mediocre and ugly, in that order, and it's really annoying to fight one because of it's status moves, but I think the sleep/poison powder and stun spore (in gen1 learnset anyway) makes it an interesting pokemon and i like to picture its big flower magically shooting out the powders and spores because i'm mentally retarded
>>23046>mfw could have been bellossom but trainer used a goddamn leaf stone instead of a sun stone
don't get me wrong, it's pretty cute and there are definitely worse pokemon, but for some reason it just really grinds my gears and i'm not even sure why at this point
This looks fun!! Fingers crossed :D
at least you're not pic related
i just wanted something cute goddammit
>>23130>mfw effort #2 results in
I AM A RED-EYED MONSTER
and now i have a crown of blunts cutting into my neck. fitting
same, i viewed it like some kind of rock turtle when i was a kid. i hated that i couldn't get him since you needed to trade for him.
No offense but I think this board is a bit too slow to be playing "use your post number as a random roll" games.
Like you can easily predict your own post number since it's so slow. I can even quote myself.
Totodile, which just so happens to be the first pokemon I ever had since I started with G/S.
Furret! He's super cute, I love it.
I hope I get a nice one. I'm feeling really sad so I hope it can cheer me up before going to bed.
There aren't that many Pokémon yet, oh no.
We should care about our posts so when there are 900+ discovered Pokemon, we will know what Pokémon we truly are.
That's why I said discovered.
I wonder what they'll do for the 1000th Pokémon. It better not resemble Pikachode.
strategically waits for Bulbasaur
so that I may kill myself after because I hate him
There is a lot going on in this post.
I could have sworn there were over 1000 pokemon by now.
but plug-oink is already real
This world is sick.
Part of me wants to wait until the post counter will get up to Gen V but I'll see what early Pokemon I am!
I don't know how to feel about this. I guess it's cool I will get to be a Kingdra. Queendra when?
Did I win anything good?
Let's see what Kanto kutie I am!
probably something as awful as I am
Imma roll again. Johto or Hoenn, here we go!
Aww, I'm not disappointed, but I was hoping I'd get a Johto baby. I was so close.
HOOOOO!!! please let it be something cute
How many different pokemans will be in the pickachu movie? Beyond simple background cameos I reckon no more than 9
Just wanted to remind everyone ITT that I rolled eevee and am cuter than your roll.
Fuck Eevee, man. Nice evolutions but her design is super unoriginal and bland looking, over used. Probably one of my least favorite pokemon.
You're just hatin' because I'm styling on you.
rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
Eevee is an uggo little shit. Only a teensy bit better than pikachode. Roll.
This is terrible and I'm having another go because the one I got 6 months ago was dumb as hell.
I finally know what it's like to be one of the pretty ones amongst the commoners.
Wtf he literally has the power to shift dimensions that's amazing and as good if not better than being cute
You mean, basic ass bitch?
>>28489>basic ass bitch
That's dragon type pokemon
you sound like someone who likes to climb on mountains
The ability to travel through dimensions sounds cool in theory only because it is unthinkable to us, and yet we have many potentials unique to us that go unused or unappreciated because of how ordinary they appear to be. Having power means nothing if it cannot be used to affirm the life of the one who possesses it. The golem is but a servant acting out his dues, waiting until the day his master no longer needs him. Those in power, without love, lead miserable lives cut down as soon as that power fades. Cuteness is the ability to be immediately loved, to direct the power of others out of their love, and thus cute Pokemon will always be superior. When Palkia can shift me into a dimension where life isn't terrible, I will reconsider.