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Anonymous 17605

What made you the kind of girl that would end up in a place like this?

I'll start

>was a teenage weeb

>big internet addiction
>cut my teeth on pokemon forums and livejournal
>interacted with 4chan on and off since 17
>weird interests, never fit in with normies

now I'm here in my 20s trying to suck joy out of the internet and failing

Anonymous 17607

>be 13
>want to model, starve myself
>gain weight back, zero confidence
>was never popular (because ugly and shy), go through multiple friend groups thoughout high school
>alone and bored, browse internet
>find kpop (again shit for confidence) + jrock fanservice
>start being a fan of vk, idolize and imitate them
>classmates date and go out, I'm always at home, dreaming of being in a famous band in Japan
>graduate, parents force me into shitty school
>spend more time on the internet, find lolcow (because of Kota)
>go to different Uni, but don't make any friends
>now: nearly 23, sad, fat and anxious, spend every free minute on boards and youtube

Nice pic op

Anonymous 17612

>most tomboyish of my sisters growing up
>liked my snes and n64, watched toonami
>raised in dysfunctional environment with lots of abuse and my sister became a meth user
>shut away into my room more than ever
>grandpa buys me world of Warcraft and a subscription at 14 and later gets me burning crusade when it releases
>highschool begins, one friend stabs me in the back with a vicious rumor and my entire group of childhood friends abandon me
>now spend 100% of my time outside of school reading, watching tv or playing my game
>my 1 friend lives the same lifestyle and we just did this during sleepovers every weekend
>suicidal frumpy loser that self harms and disordered eating
>find 4chan through a world of Warcraft forum because of breaking rules 1&2
>move to 420chan, move to other IBs into adulthood
>be 25, mentally ill but less nerdy but still barely any friends
>see some people in a thread saying "just go get a gf on crystal cafe"
>keep seeing it mentioned, eventually visit, find new home because my old home finally closed for good

I think using CC has had a positive impact on me because I've been doing much better since.

Anonymous 17615


>just go get a gf on crystal cafe
I imagine said posters are the guys who make ~i need a hot gf~ threads. Hilarious.

Glad to know cc has made things better for you, anon-chan!

Anonymous 17619

They must have some strange taste in company to come here for love. I hope they can find somebody.

Anonymous 17620

>always an "artist"growing up
>naturally become weeb in middle school
>comfy group of weeb friends
>was pretty disgusting and ugly
>husbandofag, drawn to a waif chan
>grow up andoing realize how stupid that phase was
>go through a sjw phase
>quit tumblr
>find lolcow through hc brown thread
>become addicted to /ot/ and /g/
>cattiest female friends I'd never had and Wil never have irl
>end up here

Anonymous 17625

>control freak mom
>strange household
>natural loner
>draw, read, talk to people online
>isolate myself during school
>isolate myself even more after school
>2 years of neetdom
>find lolcow
>discover imageboards
>go to uni, get a job, finish uni
>if not at work, at home
>"no one understands me"

True, anon. I wish them the best.

Anonymous 17626


Okay to go into more detail, they did say in that thread that miners were the sort of girls weird enough to be lovers with the mostly male userbase there. But it was also a sarcastic suggestion offered to some guy going "tfw no gf".

Anonymous 17634

they never make up their minds about how they feel about us.

Anonymous 17635

>miners were the sort of girls weird enough to be lovers with the mostly male userbase there

Anonymous 17639

>grow up isolated (rural life plus illness)
>meet all my friends on early-2000s bulletin boards and irl meetups
>join local weeb community
>someone mentions 4chan
>spend years lurking /b/, /p/, and /x/
>eventually start going on /cgl/
>find staminarose and eventually lolcow
>find lolcow thread about creating crystal.cafe

been here since day one.

Anonymous 17660

>normal teenager with friends and occasionally bfs
>somewhat socially isolated but otherwise normal adult with my shit together
>have nerdy hobbies but also healthy ones
>become a misandrist as a result of too much time on the internet (4chan etc)
>crave female dominated spaces and interactions with women

I just wanna talk to girls tbh, it's so soothing after years of seeing men shit on us at every opportunity

Anonymous 17700

>really into nintendo and video games in general
>spent a lot of time on the computer when younger, eventually started using forums
>none of my irl friends had super similar interests as me so I enjoyed talking with strangers online who I could relate to
>also really into drawing and art
>eventually get into anime and become a weeb
>start watching jvloggers
>end up on pull and lolcow
>finally end up here

I love having a space where I can talk with girls freely about nearly anything, since I'm pretty shy irl and can't really relate to everyone around me

Anonymous 17707

Well, they're strange people, so I guess you can play matchmaker with them.

Anonymous 17712

>friendship.exe was not found

Anonymous 17716

>drawfag as a kid
>get into anime to impress my 5th-grade crush
>small group of female friends through middle school who are also weebs (shoutout to ellen, carrie and kelley, miss you guys)
>parents take me out of school for 7th and 8th grade, start spending time on websites writing cheesy dramatic roleplays and drawing shitty manga when i'm not
>suddenly high-school
>sit with the social outcasts at lunch, one of them introduces me to the concept of 4chan
>go on there once or twice but not really interested until
>senior year of hs, discover i really like lolita fashion
>start going to /cgl/ so as to lurk and educate myself on the style before i meet 'real lolitas' in the flesh and embarrass myself
>am there when the Dakota Rose/living doll drama starts
>get hopelessly addicted to the plot twists
>when dramaban happens on /cgl/, migrate to staminarose and then lolcow for my daily fix
>one day realize that i'm not really enjoying my time on lolcow anymore because of how savage the userbase has become + all the people i was interested in have changed significantly or vanished from the internet
>go back to browsing /cgl/
>see crystal.cafe namedropped there

and the rest is history.
hanging out with you guys reminds me of those sixth-grade girl-gang feels, it's nice and nostalgic.

Anonymous 17720

The site's full of neckbeard stoners, right?

Anonymous 17726

I'm talking about 420chan, btw.

Anonymous 17729

>abusive mother
>grew up isolated
>found 4chan
>stayed on 4chan for years
>many mental issues
>left 4chan
>better adjusted now but still lonely and can't fit in anywhere
>can't even fit in here

Anonymous 17730

The relation of them to here. The original greentext talked about them saying to "get a girlfriend at the crystal cafe".

Anonymous 17731

What makes you think you don't fit in, anon?

Anonymous 17737

>late elementary school weeb
>in middle school, get obsessed with gaia online
>heavily get into fandom forums for LOTR, MST3K
>4chan raids on gaia, get interested in who these people are?
>lurk 4chan daily in early high school, eventually get disgusted and swear it off
>fast forward 7-8 years, get into gossip forums
>come to lc via pixielocks thread
>see cc mentioned on lc as girl-centric imageboard

Anonymous 17738

>go on gaiaonline around the ages of 11-12
>find out about 4chan around 13-14
>spend a lot of time on /r9k/ because I hated all of the popular/pretty girls too
>eventually find out about lolcow
>spend time in /ot/ and /g/ but annoyed at how triggered everyone gets when someone mentions that they're skinny and/or short
>see the original crystal.cafe proposal thread on /g/
>come here to see what it's all about

Anonymous 17742

>no friends since a young age
>looked to places like 4bleach.com chatango chats for friendships
>got into 4chan around 14
>been there ever since

Anonymous 17846


Same story except I was into moe anime, on other anime forums people thought it was creepy and perverse so I went to /a/ where the other fans were.

Anonymous 17944

biggie bird.jpg

>be loser kid all throughout elementary and middle school
>shy autist with no friends
>weeb during middle school
>normal(looking)in high school but still shy and soft weeb
>mental illness takes over and spent a year hospitalized
>discover 4chan during a depressive episode once out of the hospital and lurked /r9k/ and /b/ for a while
>multiple hospitalizations
>mental illness suddenly gets a whole lot better and i feel good again
>still depressed because im 18 and still have senior year of high school to go bc of previous hospitalizations/not going to school due to depression
>read /r9k/ thread about cc
>go to cc

I'm just such a loser and a failure, but this place is a lot more chill so I think I will stay around for a while

Anonymous 17945

your greentext makes me want to give you are hug, out 'tism is similar. you're welcome, my daughter.

Anonymous 17950

thank you friendo ;-;
At this point I think I'm just going to NEET it up for a while after getting out of high school just to take a break from the world until I have to be institutionalized into this Christian organization that my mom promises will be helpful and "save me".

Anonymous 17951

Let's hope it's for the best, anon.

Anonymous 17969

>I have to be institutionalized into this Christian organization that my mom promises will be helpful and "save me".

that sounds like a terrible idea.

Anonymous 17970

Please try and avoid this

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