Lolcow Bunker Thread #003- Planned downtime part 3 Anonymous 187763
finally a nice thread pic
But like >>187717
said the recognizing is unavoidable unless you expect everyone to post their husbando just once and never return, but sometimes it's multiple people into the same guy. I don't think the avatarfagging is really that bad unless they do it outside the thread but again in some cases it's different people posting. I remember when driverfags used to be common even anons who hated him got banned for "driversperging" just for posting a pic lol.
Cat/dog love-hate threads should just be closed and just make a thread for petposting or something. All the dog hate thread is just "I hate pitbulls/dog attacked me" which honestly could be posted in any generic thread, and all the cat-hate thread is just "they kill birds, for which see the first point and "I can't believe anyone COULD hate cats, they just mesh with the feminine energy uwu", which should honestly be left unsaid
i wish more anons would be like this one >>>/b/187761
like ask about the right spaces to do a hornypost and not spamming some fat guy on unrelated threads
4chan jannies are all trannies
Kek oh my god the people who hate dogs on LC to "own the moids" or something
The husbandoshit should be kept in the containment threads
I don't understand anons who hate autists but come to imageboards pls explain
>>187769>Cat/dog love-hate threads should just be closed
Can't wait to go on lolcow and nothing has changed
your logic makes no sense. We already discussed 2 threads before the theory that all anons on imageboards are gigastacies
But , a dog is literally just a slave, and anyone who owns a dog is a control freak and a fascist too!
Agreed. All the normal people in those threads can just post in most other threads without a problem.
anon this is only partially related but i was looking at the ideal body type thread and i got pissed off at how many fat guys were being posted like i wish those blubbery shits would die of heart attacks its almost offensive to me that women give any attention to those slobs at all even if it was only through imageboards like it makes me think how easily a fatass scrote could see that and start feeling himself like he's worthy of having a chance AND being right. ugh. im not a muscle man enjoyer or a male enjoyer either but id rather that than obeast moids and their repugnance. i don't support women's wrongs if the wrongs are male obesity praise
Yes that's what I was saying, so idgi why husbando/celebrity crush/etcetera threads are a problem if they're contained.
How many times are you going to try and drag out your unfunny infight?
For real. this dad body thread is hideous
My moid friend just told me he was bisexual but only into femboys. Do I run.
he is not bisexual he is porn addicted
i cant handle living without /pt/, /snow/, and /m/
Celebricows posters are honestly cancer, hopefully they get banned like kpopfags.
i wish i could see how many anons are on this thread right now. imagine in the end its just 2/3 anons infighting endless
kek for the past few years every time I find myself on 4chan out of nostalgia or something I end up terfing out and baiting everyone. I only got banned for it once because of off-topic in a video game thread, but that's because that /vg/ general is known to have many trannies and handmaidens in it.
They're literally so spergy they can't be kept on /snow/ because they don't respect sage or milk rules and infight all the fucking time, even though that's where the thread itself belongs
there should be an ip/poster number like on 4chan
I just love to read all the dumb shit
At least the "stacey"/celebricows sperg from two threads ago is still here, the "stop being desperate for a moid or girlfriend" anon is probably on her way too.
That sounds like it would be a disaster. It would be nothing but fighting between people who like and dislike cats and dogs. The separate threads are necessary and all 4 get a lot of discussion. I don't see how them existing negatively affects anyone else. If you don't like the subject of any of them, you don't have to open the thread.
Despite people liking me there, I dont even like avatarfagging on the husbando threads, I even change pronouns and such sometimes when talking so it looks less evident who I am kek
He's bisexual and porn sick. When a man tells you he wants to fuck a man believe him
The only times I've got suspicious bans is after posting in the Lori thread and in the MTF thread, both a long time ago but there used to be a tranny janny who would get offended and redtext anons for nothing in the mtf thread, or give random bans for some other recent post. Lori's thread is modded by one of the psycho cosplayer oldfags (they hang out more on the unhinged Kiwi thread and avatarfag a lot in the lolcow one) so I've got one or two bans after she went through my post history thinking I was Lori.
idk how to explain this but i dont really think moids can be gay/bi/straight. it all depends on the situation like when they are on prison and they turn gay.
Would this type of "bi" man have ever known he was bi without the internet and porn? No, probably not. He has probably never been attracted to a guy irl.
No one reacts negatively to someone loving an animal, and the hate threads are full of infighting, especially the cat hate one, because you're not allowed to actually hate cats
>>187801>banned for same thing twice>being told to integrate even though I've been on the site for years and post a lot
>>187804>because you're not allowed to actually hate cats
i wish this was true
Again, when a man says he will fuck a man believe him. I dont care how he found out he likes men he does. People need to stop trying to change sexuality. A man who wants to fuck a man is bisexual/gay
bisexual men are really gay but want to use women as breeding cows. run.
I like sea slugs, especially sea cow slugs
The cat haters react negatively to cat love and dog haters to dog love. The thread doesn't have that much infighting. It actually had more offtopic infighting about a jannie banning someone for samefag than it does about cats. Most of the thread is on topic. And you are allowed to dislike cats.
When lolcow back I ain't tellin
Anytime a guy announces he's bi it's because he'll lead it up with either an admission of cheating or asking for a "gay" permission to cheat. I don't know how I'd be friends with that
You don't need an entire thread to dislike cats, if you're not mental-hospital or bunny-boiler tier insane.
This. It also ended up not only having LSAfags, trolls but also unstable twitterfags.
Ah I see, you are just someone butthurt about that thread existing. Just ignore it and be thankful it keeps those convos contained where you don't have to see them.
You're allowed to dislike cats if you write 4 paragraphs about how you actually don't hate them and it's only on some environmental concern level. If you post that you hate cats because of their behaviour, you get hit with the moid accusation
Half the thread is about disliking them for them being annoying/dirty/badly behaved etc. and it's fine. Only a few cat people come in and blanket-accuse the whole thread of being a scrote containment. Ignore them.
Not butthurt, just not insane. If you think the weirdos who were in the first few posts of that thread are the same as people who are just allergic or don't like cleaning up cat fur, you're coping hard.
The thread feels alien to me. LC was an alternative site for women that weren't into topics that would be discussed on mainstream normalfag places online. Caring about celebrities has got to be the most stereotypical and normie friendly female hobby imaginable.>>187769
There's too much hate on /ot/. >zoomer hate>reddit hate>twitter hate>youtube hate>discord hate>dog hate>cat hate>things you hate
I guess it's just a sign of the times.
I NEED MY WINDOW WITH 20 LC TABS TO FEEL NORMAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
At least two anons in the last thread mentioned there being posts about wanting to torture and poison cats.
unpopular opinion: if you are allergic to cat fur you are at the bottom barrel of the food chain. its better to just die than have kids and transfer your unflattering genes
he probably wouldn't actually do it
I have know lots of men who are lonely and porn addicted and fall into femboy/trap pipeline but irl they can't go through with it.
Cats are the biggest anthropogenic cause of bird population decline.
They are invasive species in most of the world.
At a minimum outdoor cats should be banned.
Tbh the Youtuve/TikTok/Reddit hate threads also pretty much function as generals. But you also have the Consoomerism thread, which both functions as a "what I bought" and a hate thread, which is funny to see
>>187832>Cats are the biggest anthropogenic cause of bird population decline
why do you care for birds? twitterfag
they look nice and sing songs when I wake up
Doesn't matter he's still a bisexual coomer who gets off to men. Regardless of if he acts on it.
I only know what's in the current thread, and that's not there. The closest thing is people saying outdoor cats are coyote food and it's good for farmers to shoot cats messing with their livestock. IIRC, the first few posts of the current thread and the most recent posts are pretty similar. It's been consistent throughout.
I'm the biggest toxoplasmosis-chan there is but I agree with you 100%
The MtF thread honestly needs more heavy-handed moderation because it's not just a peak-trans general
shaymin got frustrated with server and went to bed
see y'all tomorrow
I actually agree that cats should be indoor pets. It's not safe for them or smaller animals when they're left outdoors.
yeah outdoor cats have much worse lifespans and health
it's just excuse for owner laziness
if you feel bad keeping your cat indoors you can make something with chicken wire
I am one step closer to having my dream office setup. Finally got a huge L-shaped desk that fits my work and personal computers, plus monitors and accessories, and a dedicated hobby spot. I like to sculpt and draw, but never had my own space before. Finally all my supplies can be set out within my reach! Next I need to hang my whiteboard and then put up cozier lighting.
Tell me about your dream offices s. What are your must haves?
my girl is 18 years old and a indoor/outdoor princess. if these birds didnt wanted to die they shouldnt have those weird haircuts.
I want a standing desk and a crafts table.
kekkk Just saw a guy getting removed from my uni's discord study group in real time for having a coomer profile picture when he was trying to ask about a test. At least I know we have some female mods
yes run. Dude is a massive degenerate
i think im falling back into being a bulimic
I hate dog owners who keep dogs in small apartments or let them bark constantly. My neighbor has 3 dogs in a 1 living room 1 bedroom apartment and only lets them out to the small porch area with a wire fence.
How is fucking up your throat and mouth based
bulimia is pathetic but ana is admirable
I have a question for burger anons in university.
If you're a full-time uni student in the US, are you allowed to pick and choose which terms you attend?
For example, if I apply for a university's summer 2023 term, and complete it, can I decide to take time off and return to my classes in winter instead of fall?
>>187825>There's too much hate on /ot/
dude i was just thinking this the other day when i glanced at the catalogue. someone will make a hot chocolate thread and some other anon will have to make a hot chocolate hate thread. I…. hate it.
and heart, and teeth, and body odor >>187864
you can be thin with other methods
can you guys hang out on anatwt instead of here? you're harshing the mellow
my life is not perfect right now but it got so much better when i stopped being fat
I'm trying to make AI roleplay wizards fuck me but it's not letting me.
I think it depends on the school. Some have a set period of time you can take off. However, many also have a minimum number of units you must be enrolled in in order to keep scholarships and financial aid and stuff.
miners, can we report bone rattlers here? or do we just have to live with the constant maraca sounds
I feel like the cat hate threads are a lot less hostile than the dog hate one. I don't even go into the dog hate thread but whenever I happen to scroll past it, more often than not the most recent posts come off as unhinged.
you know that anachans take it as a compliment right?
should i make chicken soup for dinner tonight for the 500th time this year
not even a dog hater but it's probably because the worst experience an anon could have had with a cat is getting their arms all needle scratched-up but the worst experience and anon could have had with a dog is their brother having his face mauled off.
anachans are broken, we can't control what they take as compliments
Bone Christmas Tre…
Let them rattle, it's almost Christmas time and they can't even have a good festive meal
Yes. Dude is likely to troon in the future, and if he doesn't, you run the risk of him possibly fucking dudes on the side.
I use both threads and I can see that. I hate both cats and dogs but I don't want them tortured or anything like that. So I empathize with all the posters with grievances up until that point.
>want to kermit
>take a nap
>feel better for an hour
>want to kermit again
>take a nap
>feel better for an hour
>want to kermit again
>take a nap
>feel better for an hour
>want to kermit
>take a na
You should take a full night's rest
I did mushrooms a bit ago and the few days after I felt like shit because I realized I was in love with this one loser moid and I also realized he's never going to feel the same way about me. How do I move on quickly? I realize these feelings are kind of dumb and I want to be over it already.
i always feel like kermiting AFTER a nap, what's with that
we need to combine our powers. If all goes well, we will no longer want to commit. If it backfires, we will wind up jumping. win win
when you take testosterone and your voice gets fucked up
Naps make me feel like absolute shit. I don't understand how they can make people feel the opposite. I think my body can either be awake or needs to enter a full night of sleep mode, nothing in between.
ok real answer: it's sudokuing
I agree, cats are definitely one of the most invasive animals. They kill my favourite animals.. birds, squirrels . I love all creatures very much but cats Im not so exited about. Not their fault, but they are destructive.
Only dogs and cats don't deserve the hate
>>187908>>187835>my favourite animals.. birds
I like not sageing on here
Why? You only have to sage comments on cow boards
maybe technically, but not in polite practice
I wish we had a stronger insult for males than moid. I mean, I guess theres faggot, but thats sort of already taken by faggots specifically.
I don't get it, dogs do it too when they can and are let outside on their own. My friend's dog literally kills baby rabbits in their backyard. My mom's chickens got murdered by a retard dog roaming in the neighborhood.
feels nice to say. gets out the aggression.
What does politeness have to do with saging
i had a neighbour who had an outdoor cat that would jump on the hood and roof of my car, which i had just bought at the time. i love cats but that annoyed me so much. cats should be indoor only for so many reasons.
The amount of wild dogs on the streets killing local animals is much fewer than the feral cat population, which is normal.
non-woman (most severe)
True. As well as smegmoid, smeg, and y-chromelet. I guess rapeape might be the meanest sounding one though. We need more insults for the inferior sex.
Neither should be left outside unsupervised. It's not a competition.
Agreed, all comes down to irresponsible humans. Cats and dogs can both be lovely if they are taken care of responsibility, fixed and payed attention to
Yeah. Also most pets are neglected. People should not be allowed to get them so easily.
do you rememeber when google employees were feeding feral cats at Google HQ and they almost killed all of an endangered owl that lived in the dunes nearby
kek who made this it's amazing
I love pigeons here is one of my pigeon friends
Yes, unfortunately. I think only 25 pairs still breed there and the trend is still decreasing.
Black/grey and white pigeon. She is very sweet
These are your personal pictures of birbs
There was a big earthquake in California this morning (further north than I am), which reminds me that over here it’s just accepted that The Big One(tm) is still overdue and will happen any day and we just never know. Basically when it does we’ll all be fucked and there’s nothing we can do about it. I’m scared Nonas, I don’t want to fall into the ocean
i have to host a friend (actually my only friend but we're not even that close anymore) whos coming over for dinner tomorrow and im not in the right headspace for it. i literally spent all of today staring at the wall and experiencing indescribable mental agony over existential issues. And then I have to go on a month long trip in January and I don't know how I am going to do this without having a mental break. I got a request from my insurance to submit some documents and even just thinking about doing that made me lay in bed for 5 hours and wish i wasn't born. Hahaha fuck!
I'm glad I live in a place with no natural disasters.
Earthquakes don't happen in my country either, most disasters are just man-made.
>>187882>I don't even go into the dog hate thread but whenever I happen to scroll past it, more often than not the most recent posts come off as unhinged.
there's like one poster here who thinks anyone who says this must be one anon, but it's an actual problem kek
Gay/bi/straight is when you love someone. Whatever men are doing outside of that is masturbating inside someone. Men fuck everything.>>187825
Don't forget the spicy queer thread on /snow/, aka bi men hate.
I love the spicy straights thread
>>187825>Caring about celebrities has got to be the most stereotypical and normie friendly female hobby imaginable
This is why celebricows, in theory, fills a niche for me. I'm not interested in normie takes on celebrities, I love to read the bullshit nonas have to say. Sadly this thread attracts the worst type of poster though. If there were no celebricows I'd just go back to not paying attention to celebrities in the slightest like before.
I always preferred the more accurate "self-loathing straights". Spicy just gives me Tumblr fujo flashbacks. I can practically smell the boobsweat.
one more. I feel lonely sometimes but there is never a pigeon that isnt exited for me to feed it
That's cute. What do you feed them with usually?
I also like the celebricows thread, the other drama sites or subreddits I used to read are always just sucking off trannies and caping for men and I love the jokes the s make on LC instead
i need to break up wth my bf so bad but i'd have to move to an apartment and i have a dog who needs a yard. that's pretty much the sole reason i'm still in this relationship
i used to live in an apartment and this one young couple in a suite adjacent to mine adopted a puppy and instead of taking it out to pee they would just open the deck door for the poor thing to piss on the deck. and they werent even on the bottom floor.
anon taking lonely-chan on their aquarium date
So all scrotes are bisexual or gay? Why does some s have q issue correctly labeling these gay scrotes? Why is calling them gay or bisexual so hard? It's like Troon shit, sexuality exist you fit into one of 3. Scrotes ain't special. They are gay or bisexual
this is why I always tell nonas to never live with their bfs. It's the #1 thing that will trap you.
Chris Chan and Barb?
i know the point of /x/ is to be morbid but i wasnt expecting straight nonces on there
I thought that was the 4chan board where they post supernatural stuff. What happened?
GIVE LOLWOWC BACK ALREADY!
I just went over there out of curiosity and someone confessed to fucking a 14 year old when she was in her 20s.
Some of you should just not reveal things, even anonymously.
The whats the worst thing you've ever done one.
mine is posting online about lolcows on the dark web with pedos
>>187991>i have no regrets about it>he was also being abused oh well
alogging currently. This is allowed here?
God I wish I could post in the tumblr hate thread because I just learned the news that pissvortex finally got banned and had a clear meltdown about it on his less popular twitter account. Lol rest in piss bozo
Happy new day, Central-Europe
samefag and lolcor is too mean but we have actual nonces here that dont get banned?
I think CC mod team is as dead as ours so maybe that's why it wasn't banned, unless it is allowed
admin lied as usual. even by the time the site went down it was already the 20th, maybe 11:30pm on the 19th at the earliest
December 20th 2022 6:19 pm for me
lolcow was even up for me this morning at 5/6 am (on the 20th) kek
what is the issue with pissvortex i would see his posts floating around and my mutuals would take the piss out of him but i don’t get why he’s so hated he’s just an unfunny tumblr funnyman
Was pissvortex one of those gay edgy tumblr funnymen like that serbian fag
Have we been abandoned?
why are there so many retarded gay fat balkan men on tumblr
If the site isn't up by 11 pm tonight, I'll do something really serious. I don't know what yet, but I'll do something.
He apparently suicide baited multiple radfems by reblogging their depressive posts with “LMAO.” For a phenomena that kills trannies the most, he sure doesn’t handle it with any sanctity. I’m unfortunately posting on mobile so so apologies if this doesn’t work for you: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/acidbathcat/704189545022898176
Hugs nona. I cried for 2 hours when my insurance botched my application (put my spouse as my primary) and I couldn't change it, decided I'm gonna be uninsured this year. Holidays always get me down, the smallest things break me, is that the case for you or is it unrelated to festivmus?
are the new banners the only things confirmed to be added to lolcow? i don't know anything about coding but it feels like it shouldn't be taking this long at all to add some banners to the site kek
Are you me anon ? Pigeons are the cutest animal one the face of earth
I'M GOING SCHIZO, I LEGIT BELIEVE THE HAPPY HOLIDAYS WAS A GOODBYE. ADMIN HAS ABANDONED THE SITE FOREVER.
is that why the site is down? not that I'm complaining. I like banners and I need more variety so if that's the reason it's down I'll forgive themhope they remove the porn banners too but i doubt it
They might be a nonce but at least they didn't call anyone retarded for disagreeing with them about Shayna's weight.
Nonas can I get some inspiring words to go clean my apartment? I've been asleep on and off for 20 hours. I keep tripping over boxes, my place is a mess and my cats deserve better.
I wish shaymin would let me help with running the site.
same, i wish i was an admin or something. i actually care about lolcow and have enough time and autism to invest into making the site better. current admin/mods dont give a shit though
Your apartment fucking stinks and these cats are gonna piss all over your stuff if you don't get your shit together bitch.
you can do it anon! you'll feel so much better once you have done it. you and your cats deserve a nice clean space. maybe listen to music or watch something while you clean to try to make it more bearable?
I want to ask sonic the oracle something but lolcor is still down, things are unfair
Be careful saying that on LC. Shaymin permabanned an anon that offered to take over as admin.
put on some groovy music and boogie whilst you tidy up. keep one of the boxes for your cats to play in afterwards.
Which record - Molchat Doma or Cocteau Twins?>>188037
Yes ma'am nona ma'am. They don't pee on things (only in the sink when mad) but still don't want them to start
Sonic the hedgehog…
Sonic says flip a coin - heads is yes, tails is no
Should I bake a lemon pound cake?
Sonic the hedgehog…
Sonic says flip a coin - heads is yes, tails is no
both are great but not for cleaning imo. let me re-emphasise groovy
. something to get your energy up anon. i listened to some italo disco this morning to do the washing up, and had a little wiggle too. it is the only way.
no lemon poundcake then, thanks sonic
there, there sister. Admin wont leave us for a week like last time
I hope top, i fucking hate them, they're notre funny and looks lame
Is this the right time to say I have a little crush on Egor from Molchat Doma?
Understood, Molchat Doma has fun danceable basslines though. But if it fails I'll just play some Talking Heads. (So far so good, am in a vertical stance so that's a start )
It is definitely. Just looked him up and he's cute, oost your favorite Egor pics pls
I was checking lolcow and I had realized it wasn't back so I switched to thos tab. For a mintue I had shit brain and was like, "its back!!" Before the page fully loaded
It was a snow day today so I didn't go to work. I spend the morning watching Christmas movies, making cookies, and this evening I'll settle down and draw.
Are y'all seriously experiencing withdrawal over not being able to talk about your hubandos?
Nah not really, I just talk about it on twitter or an imageboard.
Worst and least-worst lolcow admins, whats your opinion? The one who got so riled up she posted her wrist was a big cow. Current one seems to be fairly absent.
that sounds comfy anon. what christmas films? I wanna watch one this evening but can't decide.
>mod Skyrim AE for 2 days
>Install mods to fit my theme
>Install follower/npc control/coomer sexy male armor mods(less than 10 in existence)
>Make oc's, add as followers, decide to add more as I form the story
>Mc is now stuck with last npcs head on a woman's body
>Mc is now accidentally a trans
>Try to load appearance back onto her, doesn't work
>Only way to salvage is trying for a miracle or restarting my rp from the intro room, creating chars, replaying 4+ hours
>Using cheats won't get my reputation/skills back up
all started from imagining a male oc getting pissed on by a treant so hes marked as not an intruder
Once again ovulation has held a death grip on my life
we know so little about the current admin (because she hasn't done anything) but the thought that it's very plausible that she could secretly be one of the autists who infights in shayna's thread daily and we all just assume she's inactive haunts me
also, wasn't there a male admin at some point a while ago?
One of the first admins was male, lc was not always a female dominated Imagebord. Males were “unofficially” banned because they are simply annoying kek
i kind of am. there are other places to talk about mine but i don't like social media and making accounts, and the atmosphere there is too different.
Yeah an early admin, if not the first, was a scrote. When Asherahs Garden was created during wristchan admins great sperging, it was started by a male, then given to a woman. Sadly, smegmoids would spam it so hard with CP, it closed down. It wasn't very active, and far more serious than LC, but it had good feminism discussion.>>188074
Yeah I remember an early thread on LC sang the praises of none other than Milo Yiannopoulos. It stunk of scrotes and pickmes.
Omfg me too. I have an iPhone now and I hate the emojis. These ones you posted were always cute to me
I can't wait until lc comes back. Crystal.cafe is just weird.
Be polite to your hosts. By the way, have no miners showed up to complain that we are here, kek?
I quite enjoy camping out here whenver lolcow is down. Nobody is making you
i currently have an iphone too, but i was so mad when my old phone updated by itself and the new emojis looked like this
Me too, they are the cutest/most appealing emoji set of all time.
Anons I was so sure I"ll be more productive today with LC gone but I wasn't at all… I guess this enables me to continue checking it during work hours since it clearly is not responsible for my procrastination hehe
Are we sure shaymin knows how to code?
i don't think she does. she still hasn't fixed /m/, and it's been months, and the site keeps progressively breaking more and more.
I always thought they kinda look like thumbs. Its cute
How are her boobs so big yet she's a cosplayer
Are we still talking about shaymin?
I felt like a farmhand/admin cursed me out in the bunker thread and when lolcow comes back (if it does) I'm going to be banned
To be fair, I don't think she's trying.
What cow are you jealous of and why?
LC admin here with some updates.
What's we've been doing: It's all behind the scenes stuff we can't talk about.
What happens next: It's all behind the scenes stuff we can't talk about.
Any other questions? It's all behind the scenes stuff we can't talk about.
besides if it was “le minerz vs farmerz” lurking moids would just jerk off to it like tards anyway
And btw that's all code for "I'm not doing shit and idk what's going on"
I suddenly feel so weak, I wonder if I got a cold, my mother has it.
sometimes I wish the admin was active on the site, you know we knew more, but other times I'm like nah. I still think it's weird that LSA's owner posts threads and sometimes kek. I also catch the mods going, and the only time I've seen a janny clean it up once.
I don't know, I'd feel so weird being in a thread and seeing Admin talking shit kek
I wish there were a cow print theme.
It might have been the schizotroon, he was always saying that he wanted to take over the site or that he was the actual admin and shit. Or maybe an innocent anon got mistaken for him.>>188109
Look it up or something
it was apperently snapchat anon, which is funny, because once she got banned Shayna's snapchat career quickly followed kek
this again, thought it'd be up by the time i came home
me too, and suddenly feel extra depressed on top of that.
When covid was really big I didn't even want to TALK to a sick person on the phone, I kept thinking, "i can get that shit somehow"
I have a landline so i kept thinking it'd come through the phone holes
I felt I had a really good picture for a thread so I sat around until the thread naturally filled up the whole day and made a thread. A confession
At least all banners here are nice. The one I got now is an oniisama e banner.
WHERE EVERYONE AT????? DAMN ITS DEAD IN HERE? DID SHAYTAAN GET YALL
I'm in Bongland and it's 2am here. can't get comfy without my bedtime lc routine.
When’s lolcow back? I’m sick in bed and need some milk
9pmer checkin in it's primetime for me
Why do i feel sick because all these sick s in this thread, if I catch something via the Internet i'm going to be so mad
lc come baaaaaack i'm so bored i've resorted to arguing with retards on a random chatroom (and i hate arguing)
anons would you want to be the hamburger between those buns or what? be honest
Someone posted this on the farms weeks ago and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it ever since
The art could be better and why is she only wearing an oversized t-shirt
personally i just wanna watch them go at it
you can only catch mental sickness via the internet, but we're all already infected. that's why we are here right now.
is this based off specific specific people? why couldn't he be cuter at least
I like that you don't get banned here if you share a link without posting a screenshot.
"MUH IMAGEBOARD!!!" is a braindead excuse. No other imageboard (that I know of) bans you for not using all its features all the time. It makes perfect sense in the drama boards, because screenshots are a way to archive drama, and because drama threads are supposed to be easily readable and have all the details in a single place, plus gossiping is easier with screenshots. But outside of drama boards it doesn't make any sense to ban someone who's just, for example, sharing a bit of information or a random fact but only posts the link (or a link and part of the text copypasted)
Maybe screenshot sharing could still be encouraged on off-topic boards, but it shouldn't be a bannable offense.
i don't trust anons enough to be clicking random link. Might catch something
I wonder how much more traffic cc gets when lc is down and the average amount
I'm so sick of seeing "cheesed to meet you"
God when can we go home this place sucks. I just want to lurk on shaynus
>>188147>Shaytard>talking shit about anyone else
Wouldn't it be funny, the ultimate lol, if Shayna was the Admin of lolcow? The money she earns on her streams? For lolcow's servers.
Sometimes I think about how one day Lolcor may go down and never come back up. How long would you hide out here before accepting LC's death? I would give it 3 weeks tops.
I'd wait here for about three weeks too. To be honest, I have a feeling that one day in the future it won't come back.
I wonder how the Nina's who don't know about crystal Cafe or the maintenence deal with down time. Do they think its the end? Who do you ask kek?
Also didn't admin say he was transferring something?
I bet Ben would bottom from the top and Jordan would just lie there lazily. Nick Fuentes watches from the shadows, seething that he's been left out.
I imagine pants must be uncomfortable when you have a tail.
What would you do if LC announced it's closing?
this is so unnecessarily erotic not that i’m complaining
It's almost been an entire day since it's been down. I understand the whole site is getting an update (allegedly), but should it take this long? >>188166
Be disappointed but not surprised.
its been almost 24 hours no lolcor…
there was a time (i think a few months ago?) where it was down longer than this
Return to us, lolcor. Queen Moz commands it
>>188172>I understand the whole site is getting an update (allegedly), but should it take this long?
you can prepare the new site ahead of time and just swap the DNS or reverse proxy over
fuck celebricows posters they are insufferable
That's not why the thread was moved from /snow/
I was inspired by another nona and posted on 4chan saying "What's preventing you from looking like this" with a picture of a hot Chad athlete and got banned kek
Is there any news at all about when lc will return? My autist routine is all out of whack now.
Shaymin hstes lilcow laymen
How did we ever go this far?
You touch my hand and start the car
And for the first time in my life
I was watching dunkirk, this guy is so cute.
IT'S ALL ABOUT US (all about us)
IT'S ALL ABOUT
ALL ABOUT US (all about us)
WE'LL RUN AWAY IF WE MUST
CAUSE YOU KNOW-O-OO
IT'S ALL ABOUT US
(It's all about us)
IT'S ALL ABOUT LOVE (It's all about us)
IN YOU I CAN TRUST (It's all about us)
IT'S ALL ABOUT US
That's pretty sad. Moids' opinions are worthless.
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it's not, it's from Nathan for You where he put this poster of himself up on a wall and waited for people to draw dicks on it kek
mourn my precious husbando thread
The focus on the tall suit men's crotches doesn't help>>188158>he
Only based thing a man ever did
Omg I forgot about this song. Я звезда, ты звезда… нас приказано сжечь…
Like I said, moid opinions are worthless, you shouldn't want to impress them. They think a woman shitposting about a fictional man is "random" because they have no idea husbandofags are a thing (they think all women are boring, stupid normies) or ignore all the female posters doing the exact same thing on the very same site they use. You are already based for having a husbando and loving him so much.
I spent all day in my room with this thread open. So far my life improvement plan isn't going well because apparently when lolcow is down I'm only more interested in it.
At least I haven't masturbated in three days.
this image makes me miss KT, wonder what her schizo ass is doing rn
high five for less schlickin nona air that room out, wash your sheets
My vet didn't tell me when to take off my cat's compression bandage (she had her blood taken) and now her paw grew two times the size. I am exactly 4 hours of no betterment away from going full karen.
>>188227>wash your sheets
already did! They were musky as fuck if I'm being honest
Oh well, I'm glad at least you had fun and didn't get called a roastie or something nasty like that. I would never post on /b/. Also I'm sure you can sperg as much as you want in the husbando thread (or was that before the husbandoposting thread was made?)
wtf can we have LC back already im gonna start sperging
>>188223>at least I haven't masturbated in 3 days
Please teach me your godly self-control.
ayy I'm glad, might do the same. from sweaty nightmares though not from beanflicking sadly.
I clean therefore I am
She won't let me go near her paw right now and is grooming it diligently, but it pretty much looks like pic related.
Bless your poor kitty and her fucked up foot, I’m sure she’s still cute af tho
Bless these two autists.
Honestly they and all the other women (except the sharkfucker) didn't deserve to be in this video and lumped in with the moids
It's from TVTropes when they still had the blogposting section in their articles. This series of videos makes fun of themhttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLO826hQ2W3w22Z4HKDzkFBEMUOre5cRQU
I have 2 cats and I love them with all my heart so I know you’re probably freaked out! Try not to worry about it, just keep an eye on it and I’m sure the swelling will go down soon.
Just keep your pants on and when you're horny find something to do or take a nap
I love my unconventional male attractions s
what's kiwifarms current address? I'm bored
I don't know any yuri incest but I see no difference
Love is incest
the yaoi one looks less painful
They both involve one party wanting to kill the other in a loving way though.
I'm going through ket wds and got picrel as an ad for the first time. Rude.
I used to be a namefag (thankfully for a very brief time) on a 4chan board. I wanna kms every time I remember that. At least I should've chosen a name that had nothing to do with my husbando
how is everyone here feeling, like unironically?
Who's in the pic btw? He's cute.
I'm got a 500 server error on lolcow instead of the cloudflare page once, so perhaps something is happening? Any development is a sign to me.
Not too great. Going through withdrawal (see above) + out of one of my meds + on my period. I think I'll take a hot shower and have steamed buns with tea, today is kicking my ass
didnt realise how much i depend on lolcow for entertainment until i kept checking to see if it was back and getting mad. the autism is terminal,, s
Same. I told myself I'd get back into my hobbies and go on more walks. But instead I'm stuck on that godforsaken site. What boards/threads do you frequent?
Some guy from Dies Irae, a shitty eroge
Really? I thought it was supposedly good, then again VNDB has fucking terrible taste (Fate and Saya are both complete dogshit, yet are the two most popular VNs on the site).
Earlier I had a really good post for the Things I Hate thread but I forgot what it was. Now I'm annoyed, I just know it would've been a hit
I just say it's shitty because it is
an eroge for moids and the pseudointellectual scrotes on VNDB love it, kek I haven't actually read it so I can't comment on the writing quality.
Why is everyone here so polite? Lately everyone is getting roasted for nothing on lolcow.
lolcow has gotten way harsher and ruder lately lmao
>>188290>Why is everyone here so polite?
did you miss the previous thread and the one before that
since this is a bunker thread does anyone have any screenshots of shaynas nonsense from the last couple days they want to share
i read the rules that say we cant have any drama threads but 'general' gossip is allowed and im not sure what the difference is
I'm relatively new on lolcow, but I've seen a lot of oldfags say that the userbase has changed a lot because of newfags such as retarded TikTok kids and Twitterfags invading the site
samefag but an infight is probably gonna happen here too in a few hours once everyone's awake
I almost thought this was our catalog. I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!
There are women who want to fuck this ghoul? Say sike right now
i thiugjt this shit was only planned yesterday the fuck are they doin over there
went full retard and had a very creepy and hurtful mental break in front of my mom today. feels REAL bad. i don't think things can ever go back to how they were before this afternoon.
Every time site is down I think to myself Ah, finally, some time to read my book and then I don’t anyway
His hotness from 30 years ago still radiates to us from the past. Also he's sad and a little femme.
>>188298>Too tall for lolita
Oh ok, at least there are still some decent threads->depressed trans girl
god that looks like what my ex from my teens would have looked like if he grew up to be handsome instead of being a crackhead and teh image scared me
Nigga forehead is literally a 60 degree plane
got into a really weird disassociated mental state and said a lot of things that were true but i should never have said. like how doesn't it make her sad that she and my dad brought two people into the world who both don't want to live which is about the worst thing i could have said to fucking anybody and it was my mom. i shattered my carefully crafted illusion that i was the stable one and my sibling was the only one who's about one bad day away from jumping off a bridge. basically undermined the way she saw me for the past year or so by telling her even though it looked like i was happy it wasn't real, which now mean she'll feel even more obligated than ever to try to tend to me even when things seem to be going well which is an awful burden because no matter how hard she tries she will never be able to help and that's why i was never supposed to reveal any of that because it will bring her only pain and guilt. Basically i've done nothing but multiply my personal and spread it to someone who did not deserve it.
she needs to take responsibility that you had a bad childhood without taking it personally as a fault.
its like if you have a cat and it gets sick and you dont notice and it dies, you were responsible for the care and you failed but its not directly your fault and you shouldnt feel guilty to an unhealthy amount. i hope you can build a positive relationship if you want one
this is gonna make me sound like even more of a jackass because it's not like that at all, my mom has always been a great parent and did everything she could for my sibling and I throughout our lives. we just got really fucked up mental health genes from my dad's side. which is why it's particularly mean-spirited that I did what I did today but I didn't feel in control of what I was saying. it doesn't happen to me that often but when it does it destroys things and I feel completely unable to control it.
Omg this nearly made me choke lmfao I love you
I really think it's just 1 or 2 people that go on there to infight. They probably have no idea that we have a bunker thread over here, which is why things are pretty peaceful. Once lolcow is back up I'm sure they'll come and shit /ot/ up again
People were literally just infighting here about whether or not the Kardashians use imageboards
Did you miss the "do Stacies use image boards" infight in the last threads
Those same people were here a thread or two ago.>>188328
Plus the fight between the anon who wanted a nigel or gf and the other one who couldn't understand why
So when will the maintenance end?
Oop I stand corrected. I guess I'm lucky I was busy when those threads were up
Never. CC is now your only option.
KEK the answer to that question is not obvious? how could they infight about this….
I feel like shit, I don't want to work.
Friend is in the LC server there was this announcement there
>>188338>the downtime is perfectly normal
lc is a pretty big/popular ib so i guess it makes sense
Since everyone is here I hope you 's have a lovely Christmas.
Feeling like shit, I'm sick but still decided to go to my classes because exams are coming in a few weeks.
since when? most threads are inactive
Right now, embarrassed and hungover — got extremely drunk last night and threw up for the first time in years, and sent a load of embarrassing voice messages to my friends, including a guy I met only two weeks ago (I started doing Ulysses analysis and rambled about a guy I sort of dated & badly broke up with to give you an idea). Listened back to some just now (it’s morning where I am) and I am more than a little ashamed lol.
You posting this right under >>188353
has me picturing this as alcohol puke. Thanks for that
Mmmm cake food and sex don't mix, yuck
I miss when I was a kid and thought dramatic murder was one of the worst things on the internet. unfortunately nowadays there are worse things
If pakichan is in the house I want her to know I'm at a wedding in Lahore this week and at every party I've been scoping out the guests as if I could identify a farmer amongst them regardless of how unlikely the chance kek i don't know why but I've always wanted to meet a fellow farmer, what are we like when we're not online? Things I think about
I'm so sorry . Maybe try doing some small task instead of naps (or start after you wake up from one since that gives a boost to you)? Not necessarily anything productive but some action that has a defined "finish" to give you a bit of that dopamine from completing a task you set out to do. Making something pretty you can put up somewhere can be a really nice mood lifter, you can find lots of lineart to colour or tutorials for different paper crafts that don't need any special materials (if you don't have a printer you can trace the templates on a paper). Pinterest and deviantart are good places to find things. It doesn't fix things but helps you slowly come back into a bit of a healthier state of mind.
I hope you are able to pull through
i cant take this anymore i miss the shayna threads i miss /ot/ i miss the infighting i even miss the celebrity cow thread
i let everything pass except celebricows celebricows is a whole different breed of thread
I read lolcow every morning while I'm in the train. If you see me, only talk to me if you are normal.
Where did you find such a high quality image of this painting? Bless you.
the bunker threads were so much better when we had no idea wtf was going on with lc tbh
Are you a doctor or something cuz he had brain hemorrhages, love ‘em all you want but how are you going about fixing those blood puddling? Kisses?
Nothing screams pedo like the "you're the one sexualizing it" comments when you call out inappropriate behavior, parents showing their children naked on the internet, or teens dressing inappropriately. A pedo would be up and down trying to encourage all of these, there's only a handful of cases where people are actually sexualizing something that shouldn't be sexualized like breastfeeding or swim suits
Omg this reminds me of a ex-popular influencer who kept posting pics of her children naked on the beach or in the tub. Kept telling anyone who was concerned with it being posted that no THEY were the pedo. It took until she found out a pedo saved those images and posted them on cp sites that she realized oh yeah maybe I shouldn't fucking post that online
Gorgeous ! Love the colours
I need my daily shaynus content lolcor come baacckkk
She had a great flight injecting herself with God knows what in the airplane bathroom (image is of a text tweet but I'll spare non shaynons from her grossness)