Lolcor bunker thread #012 Anonymous 192964
When will we be free from the mines?
Temp Doodle Board: https://aggie.io/oyfgrhxl5_
I said we'd be back by thread 12, I was very wrong kek
when we hit thread 69, lolcow will enable posting for 5 minutes before breaking again
All boards are gone technically, nothing has been moved yet
the leading zero is ominous, n*nnie.
but I mean I don't see /w/ on the list of boards or am I retarded? good riddance tbh
I don't think admin is planning to move old threads over, unless i've misunderstood her statement.
That would be retarded because linking back to old lc would become a hassle and beat the purpose of an imageboard that doesn't delete its threads. Hoping that won't be the case kek
thats what I thought she meant and I don't like it. it should be reasonably easy to transfer the posts in the database to the new database of lynxchan. I get it that most threads rotate and will have new editions but it is inconvenient and anything that might make people give up the site is no good, unless it makes the right people give up the site i guess, kek. speaking of are people using VPNs to connect rn or no?
How did you get those colors? Is it something custom you did? Because all the themes are gross and dark for me except for girltalk, which is pink and i shall settle for i suppose
plz say sike
>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT>IF IT AINT BROKE DONT FIX IT
please be lie please be a lie please be a lie please be a lie, I rebuke you Shaytaan you will not and cannot hurt me, this is a blessed space. GET AWAY FROM ME!
just sent a risky text im gonna throw up
holy shit Aleksandra Waliszewska actually made KOTY vol 2 !!! I never thought it would happen
Ngl, I think the anons throwing a fit over the new server are being kind of retarded and throwing it out before the site is even fully functioning with all of the features. Change isn't always a bad thing. It will certainly take some time getting used to and no doubt I will miss oldcow but I think this new lolcow will be nice. Plus, this server change is supposed to fix a lot of actual issues with the site, it's not just about appearance. I just hope admin will add all of the themes, but I think most of the themes we can see are just the ones promised to the donators. I definitely have some questions for admin…
but n0nnas are autistic and autists don't deal well with change
The new layout itself already screamed toxic. Who's brilliant idea was this?
imagine if we made it to 100 threads haha shaymin wouldn't abandon us for that long right ha ha right
the only worry i have with transfering the database is that if it was already shitting the bed beforehand it'll just make the new site thrice as broken and the admin doesn't seem the brightest when it comes to web tech
Do I miss anything if I don't catch up with all bunker threads
Sorry most of us are too autistic to handle this well
I'm mostly just confused, admin and mods were always so silent and then they change fucking everything, pretty unexpected.
i laughed my ass off reading them
I am a database person, it's doable, I'm thinking about asking her if I can come up with a solution but I don't know if not moving over the database is planned or if it is because of some limitations. I'm also the anon who maintains the unofficial archive so I've planned on getting into some imageboard internals for that to enable a better search function, etc. But I dunno if she is even gonna answer if I reach out or if it will seem like I'm trying to tell her what to do, idk.
It wasn't unexpected, where have you been anon? Everyone always knew there was going to be a server change, we just didn't know when until like 2 weeks ago since admin is so elusive.
the bunker thread before the last was the best. This one? No, the spirt is gone. I feel dead inside. I've been on all day because neet and diarareha
I complain about shaymin abandoning us but I've probably used these bunker threads more than lolcow in the past month
bunker threads are comfy
I do pray they can find a cure for autism.
This was planned for like a year
If shaymin does not move the old threads then she's a fucking retard and I hate her and her fugly new lolcow
maybe if we all do a collective prayer lolcow will be back by the time us eurofags wake up tomorrow
so..i heard there's a ritual that will summon lolcow.farm…he he
Should I make a frozen pizza? I had fast food earlier so I wanted to go light for dinner, but me hungry.
NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE NONNIE
I WILL NOT BE CENSORED BY THE MINES
Can we just make a new website with the old layout? Like hypothetically is anything stopping us
frozen pizza sounds good rn tbh. I'm gonna make some gnocchi in a little bit.
The world would be better if men were afraid of this shit happening to them and just left women and girls alone.
Anyone played, "What remains of Edith Finch" and think that 75% of the deaths and adults were careless assholes and shitty parents??
Just edit the layout with CSS. Making an entirely new website that's the exact same as oldcow with all of the old threads and features would probably be way too difficult. You guys are being kind of childish tbh.
I actually have one more or less ready to go, with the idea if the site goes down suddenly we have somewhere to migrate to, but I also don't want the hassle of running a fucking imageboard on top of what I already have to do. If it becomes necessary though, I will do it.
Go for it , maybe drink some water before and just eat slow so you don’t hurt your stomach
>>193018>vaccines for autism>inhaler made out of of asbestos
() in between the parentheses is an invisible space
This reminds me of the anon who had a Tsurumi nightmare and he was eyeless
But what about a demon husbando?
Are you the Taco Bell anon from earlier? Live your best life
No it's mostly boring infighting with the same typical infight-bait topics
Kek same, I love anonymous group chats. Hope LC comes back soon but I enjoy these a lot, the dumbass shit threads dont hit the same for some reason
Yeah. I want another chalupa but I will not spend anymore of my money on fast food.
Yes, and I think that was the point.
Do you mean heat up a frozen pizza or do you plan on making a pizza and then freezing it? Because yes
I'm a heathen and don't know any prayers tradcath s show yourselves
You knew there would be a major UI change (for the worse)?
LET ME SAY N O N N I E
I’m not sure why the game was hyped so much honestly. Most the deaths seem very too over the top. The last indie game I really enjoyed was celeste and that was only until they retconned her as trans
I can’t stand my parents and I don’t want to see them for Christmas, I just want this fucking weekend to be over already
omfg i think this was my dream. the one where he was in a church or something? unless another nonie had anightmare about him too?
Nah I've seen some discussion of an actual curse or "Edie was just trying to keep everyone alive through her stories and the mom was trying to shut it down".
No she was fucking crazy and traumatized. The way she senstisationlized Barba's death annoyed me.
How did she really die?
They all look bad and inbred so it's very accurate
Please do it. >But I dunno if she is even gonna answer if I reach out or if it will seem like I'm trying to tell her what to do, idk.
Who gives a fuck? Do it. She should hear what her site's fucking anonbase wants. I mean she's the one who fucked up perfectly good lolcow, without telling us what EXACTLY she's planning to do with it, let her hear our grief and autism. And if she can't handle anons telling her sooper cool lolcor updates suck, well maybe she shouldn't be a lolcow admin.
Also you're doing a god's work with the archive, please stay around in case we can't ever retrieve them!
Well, in that case, why didn't you stop her?
the deaths were simple it was the story that were over the top. Like leaving the baby in the tub, or putting a swing near a fucking cliff, or sending a child to bed with no food and then leaving berries around
I would give u fast food money just to make u happy
this is going to be a lc-less christmas and what's even worse is that heather finally got her claws into a balding ryan just as the site went down
N o n n i e s lets talk about games pwease
I hate these so much I don't know why I'm posting them
Yeah? I thought we all expected the layout to change since it's an entirely new server.>>193032
I honestly really liked that game.
samefag>What is your favorite story game?>What game is overhyped and why?>Whats your favorite game of 2022?>do you love me?
Lets chat Nonners
I would give you a million smooches.
There's too much infighting in the dumbass shit threads, I feel like I could say I have a headache and someone will accuse me of being a troon kek
maybe the vibes on bunker threads are better because there's not as many newfags and trolls who just want to derail every discussion
delete the parentheses, there is a character in between them that you can't see, so yo can put it in the middle of the word:
nonnie nonnie nonnie
My ex and I broke up three months ago and the longer I’m away from him the more clinically depressed I get. Not even exaggerating
Anons figuring out how to get around the n word ban is so funny kek
All my posts… gone. What the fuck
It's been a while since I've played, but I had the impression there was no curse, just shitty parenting, but I guess shitty parenting my itself is a curse in a way.
Im surpised that the CC mods are watching, I truly believed this was a dead site unless you summoned
the vibes, derailment, and random troon accusations here are pretty much the same as those threads depending on the time of the day if you check the previous bunkers
INTP here and OF COURSE, of course they had to use the ugly "wise owl" bullshit. why
I think it was you! I always think about it when I see fanart of him with hollow eye sockets
so lolcor is moving closer to being a forum and away from being an imageboard? Who asked for this? Apart from null. >>193064
I swear to god this is still forearm-admin with her autistic dreams of making lc her own personal site. 'a new engine' was her big dream that no one else gave a fuck about and she never achieved it. Shayna posters can barely read let alone code a website.
true, it's a very pretty and sad game though. I did enjoy it and the story about the scrote with the fishes and Barbra really got to me. Almost cried at some points.
Omfg I think I phrased it like it was an edgy creepypasta or something haha and he kept getting closer. Hehe I need to reread what I wrote in that post when lc is back up
In what ways is it becoming a forum?? It's not like we have profiles
>>193098>so lolcor is moving closer to being a forum and away from being an imageboard
why do i feel like Shaymin is trying to make us a new PULL
>>193098>Shayna posters can barely read let alone code a website.
Brutal. But seems accurate.
The part with the fish is the best one, it's a interesting gameplay integrated with the narrative. I personally love the game.
using the cyrillic alphabet works nоnniеs
TINFOIL Shaymin is an old PULLfag who wants to restore PULL to its former glory.
you should email her, if she's smart she'll take helpful advice. I only emailed her once but I got a response so that alone made my opinion of her much better.
nonnes like you ruined the later half of lolcor and now you ruined my bunkers i hate you
But pull actually looked cute.
and yet admin trusted her enough to have it. I believe our dear ms.admin knows what she's doing
sounds possible, cause there's been like 100 team/owner changes on PULL to the point it's not even PULL anymore
not their ugly header though, lol.
What posters don't know is Shayna posters are the smartes on the damn board. The worse are moo posters
guys i just texted my ex boyfriend throw rocks at me
i feel like she doesn't at all. Shaymin may know how to manage lolcow, but not how to make a goodlooking new site. and she certainly doesn't know how to listen to her own damn userbase.
Tinfoil but at this point i feel like Anon Who Archived Entire Lolcow back in kiwifarms death scare days would make a better job at remaking lolcow than Shaymin.
insult him on the next text you send him
We have to stop doubting people because what cow they follow. When the sad truth is Shayna posters keep the lights on at lolcow.farm.
We are the smartest brightest posters on that shit hole. So anyone of our shaysisters is 100% percenmt fit for the job. I believe in her because years of reading Shayna's thread does something to youre brain and it's all good things.
I know because i am one. We are one.
I don't like the staff but this shit is so autistic kek. You guys are losing your minds over something that hasn't even happened yet and may not happen at all.
I’ve been on the shay threads for years and I do not claim to be whatever it is you’re claiming kek
I can’t stand my mother, and she always does this super annoying thing where anytime someone makes a joke, reference or quotes a movie in front of her, she stares like a deer in headlights and goes “What? What’s so funny…why is everyone laughing? What does that mean?” until someone explains the joke and she goes “….oh. strange. You always had a bizarre sense of humor, [my name].”
Or if someone quotes a tv show she’ll say in a meek voice “….oh. I didn’t know. I’ve never had time to sit and watch tv.” or “…..oh. I’m glad you have the luxury of [going to the movies/listening to music/insert any pop culture exposure ever]. I’ve never been able to.” It happens every time, she acts stupid every time someone mentions a reference or joke and I honestly don’t understand what she tries to accomplish with this, I guess she wants everyone to feel sorry for her or something? Always ruining the mood and bringing the energy down.
I think I actually hate this woman
there's movement on the farms
i'm just here for the cat posts at this point
that's me kek. I expressly don't want to take over the site though. I would've applied if I did. I'm >>193012
my nigel just admitted he's into piss idk what to do
send caps it aint working for me
you may not know it yet Shay Sister, but you are what you are. You cannot change that. I refuse to believe you can go through what we have as a system; and leave uneffected. Don't run, embrace it.
Agreed, this admin has such a strong track record. We should trust everything will be fine.
I wish cats actually looked like this
so you can report him to the Holice right??
whats this norse code?
(hopin my grand ma brings me some beers for christmas)
I have one word of advice I want you guys to remember and pass onto your daughters
Do not. and I mean, DO NOT. get into gacha games. just don't.
It's time to dump him, because at some point he's going to be comfortable enough to ask if he can pee on you/you pee on him
NTA but pretty sure that's a dog fighting a leaf blower
can't wait for lc to be back and the n0nnies in the vtuber thread explain the current drama.
I'm not saying you should trust her (I don't either), I'm just saying that the "admin hasn't moved over the threads! all the threads are gone! omg no nnies i'm so scared! this is so creepy! lolcow is gone!" posts are dumb because we can clearly see that the site isn't done yet and there's some shit that needs to be fixed and moved over. At least wait for it to actually be properly up and running to see what's up.
this is so beautiful i love the font nonnitia
nta but I just wish she would have been clearer about what is going on throughout the whole process. When Josh Moon has better communication skills than you there is a problem.
Why are you speaking in dots this is murrica. Someone translate.
My Nigel caught me drawing Sonic yaoi and laughed at me
>>193190>One of the Morse code systems was invented in the United States by American artist and inventor Samuel F.B. Morse during the 1830s for electrical telegraphy
>always makes everyone angry
Keeby is my kirbsona
if you're familiar with website and sys admin stuff then the whole migration has been nonsensical.
also if she couldn't fix /m/ expecting her to import ppsts from mysql to mongo is pipe dream
he's already rushed me to get out of the bath once so he could pee in it
I want to alog your bf. Also burn the tub.
The 'properly' bit is the concern, though. When did these problems start? Last couple of years. Who is going to fix them? Person who accidentally nuke /m/. When are they going to do it? The 4th or 5th 'scheduled maintenance' of the year.
I think she’s one of those people who genuinely enjoys being unhappy. I think she loves feeling like a martyr and will purposely do things slowly and inefficiently, and take over a project and not let anyone help so that she can later scream and cry that “I worked so hard and so long and nObOdY eVeN hELpED me!!!!” She’s so exhausting and miserable and I’m so glad I at least don’t live with her anymore
my nigel caught me on lolcow and asked me, "how are you on the site's down". I asked him how the fuck he knows what a lolcow is. He tells me he lurks. I'm marrying and divoricing him and I hate him so much
>>193194> if she couldn't fix /m/ expecting her to import ppsts from mysql to mongo is pipe dream
archive-chan here I don't know shit about LynxChan and not much about Mongo but it can't possibly be that hard. I'd be surprised if there wasn't something on github to do just that. And if there isn't I'm tempted to spin up a lynx instance and get a rough draft of a solution
Jenna and Julien got married and I'm so happy. Of all e-celebs, I love them the most.
I agree with that, but I still think anons are jumping the gun here.
My Nigel just hung himself
It will be confirmed that all the threads have been permanently deleted, screencap this.
Luigi Fags tell me whats so great about him?
Awwww omfg I'm happy for them. Jenna was so chill
I mean Josh has always been very active in his fat community. It's a different vibe on lolcow. People know what Josh and his feet look like.
Plus he's constantly under attack for the site, we thankfully are not
My Nigel's boat just sunk 370 miles off the coast of Newfoundland
I've been complaining about her lack of communication skills since the beginning. I'm lead to believe shaymin is just a puppet or something. But I also agree, we gotta give her and whoever might be helping her at least until after Christmas before we start freaking out over lolcow being fucked. This type of thing takes time, especially since they're doing it for free by themselves.
LC probably won't be functional for the weekend. And it will be buggy well after new years. If they get it together faster that's great but lolcow has years worth of posts to transfer over.
I don't like the forum approach it seems to be taking on though. The myspace/gaia online kid in me is happy to finally have a website that's customizable again but at the same time it feels kind of pointless because it's not like other people will see it.
samefag as >>193205https://gitgud.io/LynxChan/VichanMigration
that took 5 seconds to find, might work out of the box, might need a little messing about but for real
My Nigel was miraculously resurrected after having been dead for three days.
I honestly don't even really know anything about Elaine. Just a joke, 'non.
if new lolcor doesn’t even have jungle theme then what is the point?
I'm not saying it's hard just that it's too hard for shaymin.
>>193203>He tells me he lurks
that explains alot. i'm going to kill every """nigel""" itt btw
My Nigel was just publicly executed via beheading ordered by Queen Victoria
my nigel is eating a burger and he's smacking so fucking loud. It's annoying. Everytime I tell him to stop he says, "Stop what?" and right now i'm very unstable and don't know how to explain it to him. so we are just in a endless cycle of me giving hima evil eye. He has mustard on his face and it's getting on the bed sheets next to the piss stains and blood stains (period).
He never washes the sheets and he always is like, "What?" dumbly with his big eyes and I hate that he doesn't know how to clean up after himself.
>>193221> I'm lead to believe shaymin is just a puppet or something.
there is the tinfoil that shaymin is just the same as oldmin who pretended to give up the site to escape the bullshit. I dunno if I believe it or not, but tbh I don't really care, I just need her to get the site working and let us know wtf is going on
Keeby is really cute, I like how he got assigned as Hammer Lord in Team Kirby Clash Deluxe and Super Kirby Clash.
this made me so happy to see. They both look so happy, Jenna was always wholesome as shit and I'll never forgive the fags that ran her off YouTube over a fuckin fish or whatever.
Yet the cat fucker and Jeffrey star still lurk about.
I am divorcing my Nigel and living in a hotel room right now. We'll have Christmas with the kids but shit is done. It is my fault tbh. Have a drink with me n o n n a s.
what if shaymin is Admin's alter?
drink up hoe, Nigel Free 2023 it rhymes
𝕸𝖞 𝕹𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖑 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖒𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖚𝖑𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖑𝖞 𝖗𝖊𝖘𝖚𝖗𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝖆𝖋𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝖉𝖊𝖆𝖉 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖗𝖊𝖊 𝖉𝖆𝖞𝖘.
My mom does similar things. She asked me to help decorate the Christmas tree this week, and I kept waiting around and waiting for her to be ready to do it, even coming home early from stuff so that I would be available to help. She kept putting it off like "Oh I'm too tired tonight, let's do it tomorrow" and then the one night I was out and busy, I come home to her having decorated the tree without me. Now this morning she comes to me and says "did you see how your dad trimmed up the tree?" (translation: did you see how I decorated the tree all by myself?) and I respond "yeah it took great!" to which she says unhappily "well get a good look at it, it's the last tree we are ever going to do." probably hoping that I would take the bait and ask why and feel guilty, but I just said ok. I swear she did this on purpose or something. Like she purposefully waited until I was busy to decorate it herself so she can be upset at me.
jenna is too good for julien, I could never stand that manchild when he was on her videos
admin is gonna rm -rf / the server by accident and realize she did not pay the host for backups
WHAT DO THE DOTS SAY WHAT DO THE DOTS SAY WHAT DO THE DOTS SAY ANSWER ME ANSWER ME RIGHT NOW
My Nigel's soul just integrated into my wall. Pray for him ノニー. At least I finally have somebody to lean on unconditionally.
, I used lc for 6 years and I have never encountered lc have such terribly irresponsible admin. People keep asspatting newmin and oldmin when they do something extremely small once in a bluemoon, and I am convinced that a lot of people who do that are newfags. They didn't even bother having better moderation when lc kept being raided by pedos this year.
I saw my Nigel at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
white wine but I also have a little whiskey
I'm going through big shaynus withdrawals ngl. But not enough to actually go on her Twitter
If it's a forum we can all make cutesy signatures. I'm excited.
My nigel threw the first brick at stonewall
translate this post or so help me god
Oh my god, yes that’s exactly my mom!
Last year my mom was almost in tears because “none of the decorations are done!” when my boyfriend and I came to visit. The house looked perfect and everything was great, so I had no idea what she was talking about. I tried to make her feel better and said “and besides, we don’t care about the decorations! We’re just happy to see you.”
And she physically recoiled from me and said “That’s right, you don’t care. You don’t care about anything. You don’t care about the decorations? FINE, I’ll just tear them down and throw them all away!!!”
Fucking lunacy I swear
I THINK YOU CAN POST NOW!
it says: IJUSTWANTMYLOLCOWTHISISRUININGMYCHRISTMASDAYALONEANDEVERYSUBSEQUENTDAY
From my experience cc mods are pretty good and they always delete what I report but sadly there weren't many of them
My mom sounds like a mix of both of you with some alcoholism on top. The best thing you can do is move away and don't fall into their stupid baits.
ikr. im glad jenna is happy but julien is a bottom tier moid. you can see him being chivalrous and sweet to her but his sense of humor is making vomiting and coughing noises, gaslighting her as a joke, being disgusting and annoying as possible like an obnoxious child.
anons who are currently able to access the site are you using VPN and where are you/your VPN because it's doing nothing for me
cosigned it's garbage unless it has the ability to filter out all tranny posts I don't know why we needed to change
nu-cow waiting music theme
are the farms alive??? I just posted something omo
My Nigel plays the guitar with his teeth.
WE CAN POST, WE CAN POST NOW! GO! GO! GO!
NOOOOO NONAS I STILL CANT GET IN AAAAAAAAAA
I sitll have an error page someone please put their nigel on the backburner to work thanks
>>193221>But I also agree, we gotta give her and whoever might be helping her at least until after Christmas before we start freaking out over lolcow being fucked. This type of thing takes time, especially since they're doing it for free by themselves.
This is pretty much what I mean. I've been let down by the past 2 admins a lot but I'm willing to wait and see what she actually does and for the site to be finished before I start complaining about how the new site is completely shit.
where are you logging in from? i still can't access
I just wanna hornypost I am craving some good dicking
That's horrible. Is she especially bad during holidays? My mom is. It's like she needs to make everyone miserable on what are supposed to be the happiest times of the year for some reason. She can be fine most of the time, but I am especially wary of her on holidays and birthdays.>>193261
My dad is the one with the alcohol problem, but no temper problem. I can't imagine what both combined would be like. Awful.
respectfully no one cares n0nny
I asked my nigel to take care of me while i was sick and he said "I don't know what that means" so I said, you know, do the household chores that need done and make me some soup for dinner and he said "that's fake stuff from the movies"
wow wow wow
can post but don't want to bc GIMME MY PRECIOUS THREADS BACK
I can log from the normal address, /m/ and /meta/ work for me
For anons having trouble, go on your phone and use data to access the site. It won't work on wifi for me for whatever reason
>I really think new admin might be the choachan mod/admin because the sites look insanely similar now lol.
Late, but I gotchu girlies>>193175>>193190>>193245>>193254
>>193131 - N0NNIE>>193138 - HAHAHAHA NO ONE WILL KNOW I HAD DIARRHEA EARLIER>>193162 - IHATELYNXCHAN (repeated 14 times)>>193171 - N0NNIE N0NNIE N0NNIE MY BELOVED>>193197 - IJUSTWANTMYLOLCOWTHISISRUININGMYCHRISTMASDAYALONEANDEVERYSUBSEQUENTDAY>>193257 - I AM GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD AND FEED THEIR SKIN TO MY CAT
was just able to log in but I had to disable VPN. which honestly I am ok with if it will weed out CP spam and Blaine the Tranny. but if I need a VPN to use KF and need not a VPN to use LCF that's a pain…i'll unironically probably use a different laptop for lcf if that's the case lol
if you get >>193294 on vpn it's just the dns propegation being slow
Nta but I don't know anything about this. Details?
My Nigel misgendered the first troon on 9/11
wtf my nigel makes me soup when im sick without asking, you have a testosterone tumor not a nigel
My nigel found a notebook that fell from the sky
/w/ is gone lol
I guess those girls are gonna be folded into /snow/ which is fine but some /w/eebs are nutcase who will have trouble integrating with/snow/ nönnies
thanks cc mods/admins/whoever for letting us shitpost
kek same, I thought it was just a default interface ccc and shaymin used because they don't know how to code
my nigel flew into my cup and i accidentally drank him
Yea I figured. Migrating all of that autism would have been one hell of a task. Especially for free.
God doesn't give the hardest battles to His toughest soldiers, He gives his toughest battles to Korean men.
>>193301> instead were going to scrape the threads
Kinda what I would do too but as long as the results is the new threads are integrated
nona I was literally about to use that exact image fuck
i’m watching first dates on tv on mute and guessing who is homosexual. so far i’ve been right
REEEEEEEEEEEE i dont have phone data fuck fuck fuck>>193309one of them banned and deleted a bunch of shitposts lol
that sounds annoying as fuck for staff just tell people to make new threads if she isn't willing to migrate databases
not hard to copy/paste/edit text
He basically had some sort of Haram with farmhands and handed of LC to his bottom bitch or something after the regular userbase caught wind of how autistic, weird and … Male he was. Iirc it was the first time Joshua moon tried to get his grubby autistic fingers all over our precious cow chan board.
ghost of /m/ shaking its damn head
I can only get in using my phone
How is it racist, it looks exactly like the gif the other n0nnie posted.
She doesn't mean scrape as in delete but scrape as in extract content from old LC and put it on the new one I'm pretty sure kek
My Nigel licks me sparkling clean after every shit.
It's cute you think it's that easy kek.
Did we really need to read that?
a bunch of white women trying to animeify asian men will never be funny
I thought Ian was gay? And yes I too recall Josh Moon trying to take over the site. Imagine if he had succeeded, we'd be shit out of luck when the trannies went after his infrastructure because God knows we wouldn't be the priority. Josh views lcf as his "beauty parlor" but as an image board which is bullshit. He never got the culture.
It looks bad…
Also kpop is allowed now. Is the admin the same one as choachan's? They loon so similar and kpop is back ugh
is that a fucking bolo tie, she deserves better
kys (insert appropriate racial slur for nona)
yeah I assume she means scraping from the html files on the old vichan server which is a reasonable way to do it, it's structured data after all, might be easier than mucking with SQL if that isn't her thing. either way would work fine. I just hope that it happens.
this is revenge on the nonas who refused to aknowledge kpop fujos
agahahahaha there are ppl who ant post on lolcor rn?????????
What is the dog boy name
what is ALR even doing these days?
Under the /m/ specifies fujos, kpop, animu…….. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS (kpoop is allowed)
AAAAAAAAHHH I JUST WANT TO POST IN THE OLD THREADS
Right now lolcow is the cool girl club. Only cool girls can get in.
idk i stopped watching her when she broke up with becky>>193354
this is fun it’s like a sleepover
>i start drawing again and doing excercise
i think i found what was stoping me from thriving in life
use cold turkey blocker and never come back (i mean that in the best way possible). i believe in you
the new layout sucks and i hate it
I don't know that he had a harem with his farmhands. I think he was friends with some of them, which made for a shitty work dynamic. He was an autist, but I liked him personally. He cared about the site and handed it to someone else for the good of the website because people caught wind of his scrote-ness and his tism was placing a strain on the farmhands.
last i checked she was dating a new fatty
I didn't know cats could post on cc
I think it needs to be touched up a bit more but I kinda like it
my face looking at the new lc layout and accepting that this is the way things have to be now.
didn't he have a thing for sh0eonhead and almost let her take over or mod or something like that?
okay but you know she wont answer
never, i enjoy infighting and baiting pakichan way too much
Also, Josh was absolutely trying to get a hold of the site back then. He wanted to build a monopoly on gossip sites and was trying to acquire all of them. Of course, he didn't get his hands on a single one afaik.
Tinfoil Shaymin is a kpoppie
KEKKKK THE FACT THAT ITS CENSORED
someone tell me to stop shitposting and finish packing my bag for my flight tomorrow
I wonder how many nœnnies are here right now and how many don't know about cc and are just confused as fuck
To all miners passing by: pakichan posted CP in /ot/
did you try resetting your router nona?
I remember when that rumour spread. Honestly, I don't have a clue where that came from. I might've missed something, but I don't think she ever was a farmhand or mod on the site and I'm fairly certain she was never a potential future admin/site owner.
FUUUUAAARRRKK THIS IS NOT FAIR THIS IS NOT FAIR I NEED TO GET IN HOW CAN SHE HOLD IT IN FRONT OF OUT NOSES LIKES THIS THIS IS NOT FAIR
Jillybean's alter Sandwich here: I miss reading all the things you have to say about our system…
I'm just a lonely sandwich trying to help Jillybean cope. And you took that from me.
stop packing your bag for your flight tomorrow and shitpost more.
why do i have to do that, what the fuck
I want to know I’m sorry he’s the only kpop person I know from lc
I just finished watching season 2 of Physical and that was a lot of ED triggers jfc. the way the show said having an ED is "cheating" if you are a hot woman I am not sure if they were joking…bulimia is not why anyone looks hot. Sheila is not well, the rehab arc was pathetic and rushed.
I wish there had been more BUNNY in the 2nd season
honestly i’m enjoying the bunker threads more than i usually enjoy being on lc
Is that what the post is? Someone made a thread that is like keyboard smashing but I don’t see a picture
awwww shaymin used a couple banners I made. it makes me happier maybe even than it should, kek.
i'm the one coughing in everyone's popcorn
oh wow, its shit. what is going on?. I am sad the banners are gone
I have a huge crush on this moid and idk what to do about it
same, it solidified my decision to be a strictly cc girl henceforth, i hate everything i'm hearing and seeing about the new site and this site seems to be chiller anyway
Same been lurkin to see if other anons can post freely but seeing all the screenshots make me not want to go back to lolcow.
to flush the DNS cache. it might work.
Josh's fixation on this site (trying to take it over, making the derisive thread about us on KF, and then when KF was down some years ago making a note that said we were the "official imageboard alternative" to KF) is so male. He wanted to own the female site and when he could not he wanted to undermine it. Around this time or a little later too he was fixated on growing his female userbase. The whole thing had a strange tinge of AGP to it, I don't even know. Meanwhile reminder that George Lincoln Rockwell, leader of the American Nazi party, once edited a magazine for women.
i unironically love romanianon, i don't even care
That's honestly so rude to mock someone trauma ! She was loved by her parents and spoiled as a child. In fact she was so traumatized she shaved her head Britney style and formed Cliffe !
again I thought he was gay???? I'm confused now
i thought she was okay then watched one of their streams and she’s fucking insufferable. and this is coming from an insufferable bpdchan
Men think they’re into a whole bunch of degen shit because porn until it actually happens to them. Just eat junk and then take your first piss of the day on his face. Make sure he doesn’t mention it again
why, she's a tryhard pickme and not even funny. At least pakichan is truly unhinged and her retarded need to pakisplain her country lore to unsuspecting anons is funny
the image that started a 30 hour slapfight in /ot/, kek
Is she the one who raped kids or was that pakichan?
yeah pakichan is just an autist and her special interest is pakistan
none of them did that what the fuck
yeah that was romanianon pretty sure she killed animals too and lied about being disabled amongst other crimes and strange behaviour
pakichan is great too don't get me wrong. and by "love" I mean that I am happy when either of them post because it is usually an amusing shitshow. I'd probably rather hang out with pakichan though.
I dunno if I believe that. Shayadmin seems at least a little bit TERF friendly. She did link Spnister, after all.
that and fujos. I like how easy it is to bait her.
just want to confirm- is pakichan also (c)rapchan?
Im finally off work and i have a 5 day weekend now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
romanianon and pakichan are both awful, I don't believe anyone who says they want to hang out with either of them, you know you would hate it in real life
Jesús vs Joshua bull of Bangtan boys who would win
according to some redtexted posts, yes. i'm not sure myself tho
Josh absolutely has a weird fixation on lolcow. He wants to be the
site for gossip and seethes that there are women who not only use a gossip site he doesn't own, but said women also don't want to suck his ass. >>193419
Pretty sure Ian being gay was a rumour.
I feel solidarity with her because I also hate fujos and pakistan
did romanion really rape a child? never heard of it before
If Jesus was that fat, he wouldn't have died on the cross. Or ascended to heavens.
The story goes she grew up in a very impoverished part of Romania where basically the adults were raping the children and the children just freely molested each other and she took part but was also molested. She meant when she was like, eight years old.
Interesting. I'll have to go through her old threads and find receipts.
god why did all this shit have to happen before christmas why couldn't it be during summer or some other holiday-free time goddamnit
Jillybean I know it's you, you must stop looking at sites like these… hide behind my bread
She also made that random post where she said she would protect women's rights to free speech or something. I think it was because of troon attacks on sister sites.
me too nona and what’s even more embarrassing is he used to use 4chan
One time in elementary school I let the door slam on a scrote in a wheelchair because I was tired of holding the door open for people also I looked back at him as it happened and didn't apologize or anything because it was the end of the day and it was time for me to go
remember for every ugly male post like the one a few minutes ago i will provide eyebleach!
Romanianon also started the "romanianon isn't actually the girl from the screenshots, she is actually the girl who pimped romanianon (girl from screenshots) out and has an insane vendetta against her and is trying to ruin her name" 4D chess psyop.
I mean he has no reason to lie about it, he knows I still use imageboards myself.
The site is up and why does it look like that.
sid is so pettable, i have never watched the show but he cute
picrel, I'm so fucking tiered did I put in the site wrong or something? this is scary I'm too autistic for a big change like this
kek I guess the unhinged Josh-anon who calls everyone who doesn't like Josh a tranny isn't here or else she'd be screaming about your Y chromosome right now
it's not autistic to hate huge changes, don't let the undercover farmhands gaslight you
>>193450> The story goes she grew up in a very impoverished part of Romania where basically the adults were raping the children and the children just freely molested each other and she took part but was also molested. She meant when she was like, eight years old.
Romanian orphanages in the communist era and immediately after are legendarily horrific and schools were probably pretty fucked up to, this story is believable tbh
its a blessing, i think this is the final push to quit lolcow for me
Romanianon x Pakianon!!!!!!!!!!!!
i know that feel sis, my autism makes me freak out at little things like theme changes
I was able to get in using my hotspot instead of wifi, so maybe try that. I think another anon said that mobile data worked for her too.
ELAINE X PAKIANON X ROMANIANON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
did you just quote the entire post ? what the point ?
It works for me only on my phone with VPN turned off. If she banned VPNs honestly I'm good with it because it will eliminate some problems except that would probably cause some anons to leave and the last thing we need is losing good users too
I was just thinking this too kek.
NONNlEEEEESSSSS I HATE THE NEW LAYOUT I'M TOO OLD AND DUMB REEEEEEEE
Everything is so fucking ugly it actually makes me want to vomit, and every single post is gone so I can't continue convos I was having with anons. I hope they fix this or I might just browse here>>193473
Same, I can't handle this. I want to shake admin violently and talk some sense into her. The userbase already fucking hates the site, a big change like this is just going to scare the userbase off
this is pakianon's hand
say something nice about it
hate it, i feel comradery in this chilis tonight
what the fuck is this embarrassing shit
Aww they have identical hands <3
That one’s been around for a while. It’s pretty ugly though I have to agree.
>the retarded hornyposting thread is on /m/ instead of /g/
i feel like out shaynatard admin is also trying to force the gossip side of the board more than the /ot/ side, which fucking sucks because i dont like the gossip boards outside of the ftm and mtf threads. I just want to horny post on /g/ and shitpost on /ot/, its ogre
Nta but it won't work on my phone without wifi even without a vpn>>193489
That was on the original site too tbf
I like your rings n0na. I wear mine facing me, because they’re for me
her house is so fucking pakistani, kek
She is seething because I shouted at her to stop knocking over the new lamp. So she jumped up immediately to a spot right above her enemy the lamp and is staring at me like "OK, bitch, when you leave the room, I'm ready." I love her so much.
I can’t stop laughing at this holy hell
i hate it too tbh, it's the same template as choachan and it's so much worse than the old lc>no arrows to go at the top or the bottom of the page>all your posts are marked with (you) next to anonymous and anyone who uses your computer can see your post history>overboard is just the front page but messier>ugly themes
Someone said it should be on /m/ instead
I actually like the (you) thing, but I'm sad since guessing if someone samefagged won't be as fun anymore
I have a feeling that won't go so well
Literally /g/ is basically just horny post about media and men & /m/ is for "intellectual" discussion. I hate this shit. Give me old LC
memes aside I have been to Pakistan and it's a pretty fucked up place for women. I just put on the headscarf and tried to blend in. only place I have been that's worse is South Africa and I've been all over. I don't begrudge her for being fucked up about stuff.
Where are the best places you've been?
Yeah this, I thought they already had a "normal" husbando thread on /m/ and the retarded hornyposting one on /g/ was made because the /m/ girls were annoyed with the posts that were too retarded and horny
why are some of you typing n0nny instead of . weird.
(You) is fine for me, it's actually convenient to find people talking to you in threads and most chans have it, and the ability to follow threads is good but if it brings a bunch of other trouble it's not worth it. the aesthetic is hurting me though.
I hate it. I'm too fucking autistic for this shit nonas I want old LC back
New threads are being created. So looking like all the old threads did get nuked huh?
genshin thread was for high iq only
and now you understand why faggot
why did you go to pakistan anon?
You hate hornyposters on /m/ so it's a win that the hornyposting thread is on /m/ now?
having to scroll all the way up to the top of the page is unforgivable
that fucking sucks the (you) thing is the thing that made me quit 4chan, its just going to spam a bunch of (you) farmers. Its supposed to be an anon site after all.
the /g/ one was actually made as a result of hornyposts in the shitpost thread on /ot/. it was intended as a mix of shitposting+hornyposting
Oops, I thought you meant that it was moved away from /m/. Now I'm sad
I apologize I originally put it on /g/ and then deleted it and put it on /m/ because I thought that was the place new husbando threads should go, please excuse my retardation.
My favorite countries, not because they are necessarily better for women, were Colombia, Sri Lanka, Latvia, and Ghana. That's a lot of answers but I loved them all for different reasons. Sri Lanka as a very Caucasian blonde woman was pretty shit but it's an amazing place. If you mean in terms of being able to walk around it'd be the Nordic countries but this was 10 years ago that I was there and things are changing with regards to the demographics there and it has an impact.
>>193503>no arrows to go at the top or the bottom of the page
WHAT THE FUCK
working for an NGO to do with women's issues
did shaymin at least lower the bump limit? imagine having to scroll through 700+ posts
samefag and also cause it was clogging the shitpost thread too much so some nonn!es got a bit annoyed
i agree but keekweek…
Dey banned me!!! But I'm back
kek it really do be like that… i want to have a group holiday with all my brown girls