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Drunk Thread Anonymous 20294

Post your drunk thoughts and what you are drinking.

I am current watching the 6th season of oitnb and drinking modelo and limearitas. Cheers.

Anonymous 20295

Okay, so as OP:

Even though I'm white af and I grew up in a gay neighborhood my parents condemned the shit out of, I'm glad I grew up in the church. It is so helpful in understanding western literature and it's interesting in of itself. Even though my whole childhood was fucked because of it, I think it's nice I have this unique perspective because of it.

Anonymous 20297

I'm in drunk feels because one of my friends just moved out of town because school and my other friends are going to move soon too. I don't want to grow up I want to live in this small town with all my friends forever

drinking jägermeister and wine don't judge

Anonymous 20346


I am somewhat miserable. I think there should be a thread on cc where everyone posts their pets. I want a pet. I want a cigarette and I want a boyfriend. I want sleep but my hair is drying. Wow my thoughts suck.

Drinking vodka

Anonymous 20348


At least you have vodka, anon. Your thoughts don't suck and your hair is pretty. Here is a pic of my dirty demon kitty for you:

Anonymous 20349


How'd he get so dirty?

Anonymous 20446

Fuck, I'm nice and drunk on a spiked Arnold Palmer. now I'm watching the season finale of oitnb. It's too entrenched in current events from a year or two ago that it makes it tacky.

He's dirty because he's more like a stray kitty tbh. I've treated him for feline scabies with a sulfer dip, but I need to do it again. I love him, though.

I love this thread. Please, let's always revive it, girls. I so bad need a girlfriend to go shopping with, do nails with, and lick. Oh my God(dess).

Anonymous 20447


Anonymous 20448

im not drunk but seeing all these pets is making me super sad
my dog committed sudoku by sneaking through some railing and accidentally hurling himself 20 feet down the stairs and i miss him every day

Anonymous 20456

I'm so fucking pathetic. Oh my goddess. Double vision can be such a nice reminder I'm not in my regular reality anymore.

Anonymous 20462

Shall this be the official drunk/ cocktail thread ?

I just made an Earl Grey simple syrup to make gimlets with and it is DELICIOUS. I used it with vodka first and then whisky (vodka won).
Boil one cup of water, then put the teabags in (2 -4, depending of how strong you want- as a side note I used 2 and wasn't too strong, next time I'll use more) and let them seep for approx 10 minutes. Take them out and add 1 cup of sugar and mix until it dissolves while on low heat. Add one shot of vodka so it can be kept in the refrigerator for ages (without the vodka shot it can keep for like 3-4 weeks).

I've done thyme simple syrup too and its delicious with gin

Anonymous 20477

>I want a cigarette and I want a boyfriend
you're me when I'm drunk anon. and probably me when im sober too

planning on having a few drinks with my gals tonight since it's a bit too early to drink here right now. cheers anons!

Anonymous 29137

I'm sipping some Rose wine to celebrate the holidays. Dinner is served as I write this and we're opening presents afterwards. Merry Christmas.

Anonymous 143881


When i eat a lot of food and drink a lot of sugar I feel super drunk, can we consider it as being drunk?

Anonymous 143922

i do that to myself every few days
i crack myself out on excessive energy drinks and eat a big dinner and im just OUT OF IT

Anonymous 220943

I wish I was drunk or high or cross-faded. I've been resisting the urge. I'm trying to be good. I'm supposed to be productive and do chores and looking for a new job, because my current one sucks. I just don't want to be sober. I think about the liquor store that's a 10 minute walk away, the only thing that's stops me is because I know they gouge the prices.
I'm a home drinker, I don't like being drunk in public. So I never been the parting type.
I don't like most beers but I love hard liquors (whiskey, rum, vodka, whatever hits hard and fast) and wine.

Anonymous 220984

Not to highjack the thread but I also wish I was drinking. I'm going to a bar rn but I'm only having water. Literally spent the last few hours trying to justify drinking but I can't.

Anonymous 221036

drunk AND high right now, fuck my ex i know he lurks here i hope you read this and wish you a terrible night lol <33
im goijg to a certain concert with my girls having the time of my life right now, buying tickets vibing… the world looks promising

Anonymous 250963


Mass druk reply incoming. I don't care that some of these were posted half a decade ago.

Crazy to think your OP was posted in 2018, how are you doing now nona? Did you finish all 7 seasons of OITNB? I did, but begrudgingly, I think the quality declined in the last few seasons, especially with the cringe references to current memes like you said. Very nice kot btw though, dirty cats are so charming. I hope you're doing well, would go shopping, do nails, etc. (maybe even lick? idk what you mean by that lol) with you.

I agree, I'm decently gay, grew up in the church and I will continue to go to services with my parents and discuss religion with my family. It's interesting stuff and beneficial from a spiritual standpoint.

No judgment here. It's okay to grow up though. You can still keep in touch with your friends. The important thing is to make an effort to do that. Some friends you will want to make an effort to keep in contact with, some you won't, and that's okay. And you'll meet new people too. If one can temporarily get over their ego, meeting people is a blast. How are you doing now 5 years later?

Picrel for my cat. Hope you got your cig and your sleep

I'm so sorry to hear about your dog nona. May he rest in peace. What was his name?

I know what you mean, especially with the double vision. But I don't think you're pathetic.

Holy shit this sounds amazing and so easy. The vodka shot so it keeps is especially genius. This is going in my memory bank for sure, to be dredged up and concocted months from now and shared generously with everyone who still puts up with me.

Hope you enjoyed your night with your gals, although doubtful you'll ever see this~!

I hope you got what you wanted that Christmas

Yes we can!

That sounds great honestly. What are your favorite energy drinks? I like the white and pink Monster cans, I can never remember what their names are. I tried the watermelon recently and was disappointed, I think I should just stick to the tried and true (for me) white and pink cans.

What's your job nona? It's okay to not be productive, because you'll get to it eventually. The important thing is trusting yourself enough to know that you'll get it done when it needs to be. But I know that's hard; I struggle with it myself. But what's the most cost-efficient thing you can buy at that liquor store? That's what I'd be trying to figure out. I can get a bottle of [yellow tail] Merlot for $6.49 US at my local store.

That's fantastic, and I'm proud of you. How are things going now?

Hell yeah nona. The world DOES look promising, no matter what any pessimistic annoying tells you. I hope you had a great time with your girls.

Anonymous 250969

That said, is anyone up? I'm massively drunk and don't want to be.

Anonymous 251023

Hope you had a fun night nona. If only I had decided to begin my shenanigans yesterday instead of tonight, I would have been posting by your side!

I fixed myself a funny cocktail to accompany my smoke session tonight. The moonlight has been so bright and full that I decided it would be a great idea to take a night swim. I fell into some luck at the beginning of summer and obtained a very large above ground pool and sand filter for cheap. I have been obsessing over balancing my pool chemicals, and finding joy in that these past few months, but life has been so busy I never fully take the time to enjoy what I have while I have it.

I type this from my phone, while swimming back and forth on a float, I am really happy to be able to enjoy my peace in my home, and have the ability to enjoy these moments. It’s been a very long time since I’ve felt this way, and I am grateful. I hope any other nonas reading this, can find a moment to look up at the moon tonight, and feel some sliver of peace yourselves.

Anonymous 251027

I'm so drunk and dehydrated that im shaking

Anonymous 251051


I am two tall boys deep (chronically microdosing thc)
enjoying a day of post exemplary working out
post day fasting, psychotherapy, and then
attending my universty's club programs <3

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