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secrets thread Anonymous 261146
tell me a secret, nona
Anonymous 261147
I steal pigeons and ducks from the public park. Keep them as pets for a week then let them go.
Anonymous 261150
i have a problem with porn addiction and i'm ashamed.
Anonymous 261153
i thought i was asexual until i discovered kpop
Anonymous 261266
>>261263I used to love pooping until I got hemorrhoids
Anonymous 261281
>>261147have u noticed a change in ur pigeons behavior after u release them or do u lose track
Anonymous 262122
more than once have i dragged kangaroo roadkill onto someones lawn
Anonymous 262346
i live in a room full of slugs
Anonymous 262347
>>261263i have a love hate relationship with pooping
Anonymous 262352
I have stolen a grand total of 18 pairs of sunglasses from my exes.
Anonymous 262358
>>262354>>261266Period poops are no fun though.
Anonymous 262365
>>262122>she doesn't skin the pelt and nab the best cuts for bush-tucker Anonymous 297791
>>261146I lied about a guy saying some awful shit to me in school. He deserved it though, he was one of the dickheads who thought it'd be funny to harass me.
I told them i "couldn't repeat what he said" and they just…bought it lol
10/10, would lie again
Anonymous 297833
Work had me sent to a few days ago and stole a Mercedes hood ornament and porsche horse badge. I want to make a necklace or something out of the former. Not sure what to do with the latter.
Anonymous 297834
>>297833*sent me to a junkyard and I stole
Holy fuck I know I put that in wtf is up?
Anonymous 298011
i will never trust people again and i really hate jaffacakes.
Anonymous 298024
I have a shopping addiction and I've secretly wanted to break up with my boyfriend for months
Anonymous 298039
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im a gorl world addict and i want to stop
Anonymous 298049
>>298039I used to be obsessed with chantal but she's so boring now. Really miss the crackhead era
Anonymous 298059
Growing-Pineapple-…
Pineapples have tiny seeds hidden in them
Anonymous 298090
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i made myself a daki of an OC of mine so I can hug him while I sleep…
2D men are the only worthy men
Anonymous 298092
i lied to him about my weight while we were e-dating, lost it two months later, and then never told him about it
Anonymous 298127
>>297833They usually don't charge for badges.
Hood ornaments are a different story.
Stealing is wrong m'kay
Anonymous 301158
>>298092if you were able to lose it in two months, surely you initially didnt weigh that much right? unless you were anamaxxing. if he really adored you he wouldnt care if you're 5-10kgs heavier… hope you're happy and healthy regardless nona
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i once got a vibrator stuck up there and lived like that for a day or two until it came out
Anonymous 301480
I tell my bf I paint 5-8 hours a day but I only do it for 2-3
Anonymous 301663
i steal shit but like, really minor shit that no one would notice
i see some yugioh/hello kitty plush left out on a table? i take it and it's mine now
if i see an eraser and nobody's watching, i take it
i've been doing this for months now and nobody ever found out it was me
i've never actually stolen anything from a store though, there's no way i'd get away with that
Anonymous 301664
I wear men's stretchy boxer briefs
Really comfy and easy to wear
Anonymous 306807
>>261146I used to live in a tiny house with one bedroom with just my parents and had to share only one bed. Not unusual, right? Except for the fact I used to masturbate literally in bed next to my mom while she was asleep. Yes, I am ashamed, but I was a really horny kid. Like she would be asleep, and I'd be laying next to her and trying to check if she was going to wake up. Not my best memories, I think it only happened a few times.
Anonymous 306918
As a kid, I used to break into my neighbors house to eat snacks from their kitchen and play with their dogs. I'd wait till I saw their car leave the driveway and immediately head over. Did this multiple times a week one summer. One time they came home while I was inside and I had to sneak and crawl behind furniture to slip out the back door so they wouldn't catch me. These weren't family friends or acquaintances, just a random neighbor with cute dogs lol.
Anonymous 306919
>>301663It used to be so easy to shoplift. I used to steal all my shit from when I was 18-20. I'd even wear "disguises" so I could hit up the same store multiple times for valuable items or alcohol. Pocketing makeup and toiletries was how I would de-stress from work lol. Way too risky now with how AI/facial recognition is developing.
Anonymous 306921
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I'm only here because 4chan is down and I'm addicted.
Anonymous 306927
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This one time while I was being stalked, I stole a bottle of orange carbonated water from Walmart and the manager stalked me out to my car and demanded I come inside to talk to police but I got in my car and drove away and flipped him off because .. well mostly because I hate men. I enjoy it whenever I can get little acts of vengeance out against them. There was no other reason really. It was the perfect opportunity to flip him off and speed away laughing. I've been back there multiple times and they've never noticed.
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>>261146>>298011They are called Jaffa because they were named after the Jaffa oranges, but now they have other non-orange flavours and it makes no sense.
Anonymous 306953
In highschool I used to follow around the captain of the wrestling team during the time between classes. I did this for like 4 months until he realized it and put his hand on my shoulder. He said, “oh, hello” and walked away. That was 8 years ago and the last time I was touched my a moid.
Anonymous 306976
I met a guy while doing job training and we became friends really quickly because we just clicked together. I realised after we'd been hanging out for a few months that we were into the same hobbies and when we were talking about TTRPGs we used to play, he told me about his teenage e-gf he met playing it. That was me. We had a year-long internet romance that ended because the other girls in the group realised I was lying about who I was and my age, forcing me to just drop that persona entirely. I've never told him, because no matter how fondly he remembers his first love, I was nuclear, critical-mass cringe and it would physically hurt me to relive that period of my childhood with him.
Anonymous 306977
>>306976this is beautiful and cosmic. you should tell him.
Anonymous 306984
>>306953Why did you do this? Puppy love or super crush?
Anonymous 307698
Back in high school I used to change my friends background image on her pc everyday, I remember she was freaking out thinking she got hacked but weeks later she start thinking its funny and the hack was harmless, she was showing me what was “the hacker” putting on her pc and we laugh together.
Fun times, I miss it. I miss her and I miss being 15.
Anonymous 307699
>>307698She still doesn’t know it was me
