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Understandable

oh girl I fucking feel you. It's such an inconvenience

There are many people who feel this way

So true

I hate people watching me eat, it just makes me feel fat (but to be fair I kinda am so it’s really a me problem I guess)

Food ruined my life.

>>303732
Same I hate when having to eat with others it makes me feel so insecure with myself. Just the action alone embarrasses me. Am I chewing too loud?? Am I eating too fast? Do I look weird while eating?? And the scared to look fat part just makes it worse, even though I am not…</3
Anyways I wouldn't say its a you problem. You probably are just average weight and are feeling a bit self-conscious. Happens to the best of us.

>>303713
SAME, I will do whatever is easiest only after I'm so hungry it's too distracting. Usually junk food, frozen meals, soup, or ordering delivery. I always put off grocery shopping even online until I'm basically out of everything. Just can't be bothered. People who always spend a ton of time cooking with ingredients from scratch are completely insane. I'm already wasting too much of my life sleeping as it is, I barely have enough time for everything else.

Try Huel

>>303808
This

Have you tried soylent OP?

One day we will get ridd of food.

Food is so insidious because it's like a drug that you have to take
Imagine if, even after having managed to quit heroin, you still had to have just a little bit of heroin everyday in order to live

I love food, ngl
I like cooking, I like trying new flavors and combinations of ingredients. I like how food smells. I like chewing and feeling how my jaw works. Shitting is not cool, agreed, but it's small price to pay for the joys of food.
Sucks to be you

you know the old joke about the patient who touched his elbow and it hurt and touched the knee and it hurt and touched the back and it hurt and turned out the finger was broken?

you are the same way with your feelings. you don't hate food, your emotions are broken.

>>303890
You are a despicable food propagandist!

>>303891
bitch why do you hate it

>>303714
>Understandable

is it? or are you just pandering

>>303713
tsmt, because of my adhd meds eating food feels like eating cardboard

>>305463
the meds messes with your tastebuds?

>>303713
I wish I could hate eating but instead I am fat

>>305513
not with the tastebuds themselves, it just ruins my appetite to the point that it doesnt taste good and feels disgusting to put food down my throat

>>305463
I have the same problem. I can feel that I´m hungry right now but I just cant make myself eat… I tried to have a muffin and it was like choking. Has anyone found a solution to this yet?

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>>305655
Eat breakfast before taking you ADHD meds? For me that's a necessity, otherwise it hits too hard and I'm all shaky and uncomfortable all day.

>>305655
bitch a muffin is not food fit for a human.

OP here
I'm going to try and ween myself off food by eating Oatmeal. Not the crap the comes in packages. Stuff I make myself. The idea is that Oatmeal is so bland and lifeless. Even if I add some honey and fruit and cinnamon I still hate it. It's literally like that goyslop they ate in the matrix to keep themselves alive

If I ate the same thing everyday it would cleanse my soul. Food is such a carnal pleasure. But you need it to live. If I only ate utilitarian goyslop I'd probably be way happier and healthier

I think you have an ed

>>305733
ARFID I think

>>305733
OP here
it is impossible for me to have an eating disorder

>>305736
Why? Also ARFID is not your typical ed

>>305738
its just not possible
Plus im pretty sure I dont have an eating disorder

>>305739
Good for you then…hope you find the ultimate goyslop

>>305740
im slopping out

>>305741
TIME TO SLOP IN

>>305710

oat? that be a great diet for a horse…

add some apples and some banana and do some of your own thinking instead of wondering what the other people say and do. just imitating others and caring about what is normal, that's how you get the habits in life that fuck you up. this culture tries to train you to destroy yourself because if you self-built, you'd be strong, healthy and happy and they can't have that.

>>303713
I love food. I love eating out. I hate cooking. I love shitting. I hate feeling hungry.

>>305733
Not op but I 100% do and I like it

I think I fucked up my metabolism
After having lost a lot of weight by starving myself over the course of a year or to I became officially skinny and now it's much harder to eat food

I'll get nauseousesly full if I eat a normal amount now, used to never get full and could eat as much as I wanted a decade ago when I was fat, but that's a long time ago and now you can play my ribs like a xylophone and I can't eat even finish small bag of chips

It sounds a lot better than it is, I'm constantly cold now and never have any energy anymore and I feel like I've passed the treshold and are becoming less attractive by getting thinner which is hard because I eat less and less

>>306639
>you can play my ribs like a xylophone
pls

no legit i wish i could plug myself into a wall and it would just charge me instead of having to eat its SUCH a hassle

>>306639
Your metabolism isn't fucked because you have a small appetite.

Seriously, who came up with the idea that humans have to eat three square meals a day. what a waste of time, i hope humanity invents an ultimate nutritional replacement shake soon.

>>306639
The stomach is flexible, it accomodates to your food intake. Eating less makes it smaller, eating more makes it bigger. Gradually try to increase your intake even a bit up until that "uncomfortably full/bloated" feeling, maybe 125% full so to speak.

Only white people suffer from this problem. Use a handheld bidet. It costs $35 on Amazon. It's easy to install, even for a woman, if u can't do it ask one of your beta male simps or male relatives to do it for you. I'm from India and everyone uses this. Full force of water. Feels very clean. After that, we wash with soap with with our hand. Very clean and dry after that. I know I'm going to get banned for saying this but I have asked multiple white women in uni how they cleaned themselves after shitting and they said they just wipe with paper. I got disgusted. White womens faces are cute and their bodies are hot and sexy, but if they don't wash their ass with water that is very disgusting to imagine.

If you think I'm lying ask some Indian woman you might know. All middle class households in India have handheld bidet.

https://www.amazon.ca/Handheld-Toilet-Adjustable-Pressure-Feminine-Stainless/dp/B086W1YZSH
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