/b/ - Random

wow! how can I send you all my money?

>I can make every man in the world fall in love with you
Batch I already do that and it sucks.

Holy shit! Finally some solutions

>>308390
nooo no no i already made all the money. at this point all i want to do is give back.

>>308391
yeah it is rather unpleasant if you try to live a life. there are ways to move through this though, this background feeling of being attractive to everyone is hard to get rid of. it feels like being a fugitive framed for something you did not do but nobody cares and you have run away constantly anyway before bad people swarm you for all the wrong reasons.

>>308395
it gets even better. you are probably doing most of it right already and it is just minor details and intensity that you have to gently fiddle around with that make all the difference.

ok i spill the beans now. first important part to attract every man is to always be on instagram all day every day. you don't need a real life anymore. just have a few good looking pictures of yourself and with those as a template you can just pretend to have a life on instagram. just grab random pictures or generate them and then put your face on it and always post what you are doing all day. paragliding and riding hot air balloon and sitting in a private jet. just look good on instagram and all will be well in your life automatically.

every man uses instagram. that's a fact and even the homeless ones have a smartphone and spend every second there so who you have been in the real world, how you look in reality, how much you weigh in the physical realm, those are all unimportant details now. important is that you look like a high status individual because that's what the men want. high social status, important, wealthy women.

>>308527
>Look ugly
It's over…

next choose to be something impossible or silly, men really like that. just disregard reality. picture related.

>>308533
>Look ugly

i guess you wouldn't choose it again if you had the chance huh? too bad nobody told you. you could break the cycle by telling the young ugly ones to reconsider.

>>308527
i really want to go paragliding…
but the thing with instagram is that even if you post photos it doesnt mean youll get likes, comments or followers

>>308537

please search for the nearest paragliding training and rental service near you. how far it is it and what a ticket for one person costs.

>but the thing with instagram is that even if you post photos it doesnt mean youll get likes, comments or followers

hmm those seem to matter to you. i'd be quick to say that the shouldn't but i guess you really bought into this silly place and it matters to you what happens on there.

next hot tip is constantly take pictures of everything every day all day. you should only think about taking pictures and then men see the pictures and they wonder "oh who takes all these important pictures i could not live without?" and then obviously once they find out it is you then they want a piece.

or just livestream your entire life by constantly juggeling several phones at once. no privacy and you don't interrupt the stream when you go to the toilet, you just switch it to onlyfans for the duration. then men see how busy and and important you are and obviously they think this life is very exciting and become horny from how streamy and pictury youare and they want to be a part of your life and help because of how important it is.

>>309050
hmmmm…. keep me posted…

next important mysteria advice is that you always lie all day every day, they love it. keeps them guessing and prevents them from associating you with responsibility. that way they dont ask you for anything. if you look too overwhelmed to even carry your own weight they will not bother you with whatever idiocy they think is important. men just love additional burdens so be one, that's what they like. besides you are busy managing your important instagram.

>>309050
I remember reading some dystopian sf years ago about going to the bathroom (no sex stuff, just the bodily functions) being a career in the future. Have we already gotten there?

>>309091
i would have never thought playing video games could be a career.

jobs system is fucked up beyond repair. some people are essential, they build the roads and maintain the sewers. other people groom pets, play video games and play sports; there is nothing essential about that. if it were the case that the essentials make more money, an argument for fairness could be made but i don't think it can be made.

even if the essentials would be paid more, money is complete shit. if you work an essential job and you get paid less and you have transcended the childish idea of money then you are treated unfair to the square. unfair²

>>309104
Strong unions for essential jobs would really help. The rich are gonna shit themselves if the stores close and the power starts going out.

>>309115
not that much. they have bunkers and underground cities