/b/ - Random

I don't have a car but my friend has one on her rear bumper that says "I'm even worse in bed."

I have too many. Baby Yoda is my favorite.

I desperately need this one!

>>310695
My mom made me paranoid that people will follow you if you have bumper stickers lol which ig is true. and i live in a big road rage city soooo. but ive always wanted to write out weird phrases on mine but i cant think of any besides “sooner or later everyone sits down to a banquet of consequences”. if you gyns have any ideas please share.

i fear a crazy moid will fuck with me and remember my car if i put one of those on. but my vehicle is already relatively identifiable, i'm probably just being paranoid.

>>310718
wait until she learns about license plates.

>>310730
that’s exactly what makes my car identifiable is because I have a different license plate. obviously having stickers and shit in your car makes it more recognizable than a different sting of numbers and letters on your license plate

>>310718
>>310740
And I should care why ? You're telling me you stop living for bonafide joy because of faggot moids ?

>>310745
and where did I say that? you can buy as many painfully unfunny bumper stickers as you want, i even said it’s paranoid. i was just answering the prompt. someone already put an AirTag on my car before so I don’t want to put information about me or any additional stuff that makes my car stand out. also my car is too nice a car to put bumper stickers on it.

>>310748
You know they have technology that detects those now right

>>310748
> too nice a car to put bumper stickers on it
Annoying. That being said, how did you find the airtag? That’s creepy as fuck.

>>310745
I agree. But I’m also paranoid lol.

>>310748
>oil field spouse
Just when I thought my respect for Americans couldn't sink any lower