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STOCKING DAY 2 Anonymous 320616

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUI8HPjyoeM

No wtichan or lolcow review today, I don't feel like seeing girls talk about BL. It's funny how girls want to see anime boys being romantic and gay, and boys want to see anime girls blow things up and fight with swords and drive tanks. I feel like the Girls und Panzer movies have been going on forever at this point, should have just been a season 2 but whatever.
I don't even know why slice-of-nothing-ever-happens exists for boys. I can see holes wasting their time watching people talk about nothing and having little social interactions. Of course if it's funny that's fine, but it has to be really clever. Spongebob is usually slice-of-life but it's joke after joke and keeps things entertaining because of the animated world of creativity.

Anonymous 320617

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Can Stocking turn her sweet smelling wet panties into guns? This is an important question. In the original show when Stocking hands her undies to Panty, Panty turns them into a gun, the animations specifically wait for the underwear to get into Panty's hands.
But in the second season, Stocking turns her own panties into a gun just before handing the gun over to Panty. Is this a mistake? I think so and it's not the only mistake they made in the second season.

Anonymous 320618

It's also so cute the way they depict it isn't it.

Anytime I ask Stocking for her panties she hands them to me because she's my property. Stocking is pure, she saved her virginity hundreds of years all for me, to offer her body as a sacrifice to me for my pleasure. Her holy pussy mound is mine and she is conquered and calls me Master.

Anonymous 320627

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>>320617
And here's what it looked like in the first original season. Also I think it's so hot that her panties don't have a wet stain, yet I'd also find it sexy if they did, or if she had a pad or something, I don't assume they menstruate though. There's actually a lot of unique protentional with them for fanfictions. Her panties are nice and dry but definitely carry her scent.
The way she does both one legging and her panties at the same time, it's so good and well animated. Sniiifff sniff snif. I want stocking to sit on my lap and kiss her.

Anonymous 320628

I said no lolcow or witchan today, but yea, lo and behold, I looked a bit.

I saw a female who said abortion was bad, and all these gross demonic feminists screeching about it, calling her a "pickme" which I think is another "handmaiden" type thing. I think pickme means a girl who is actually attractive to men, so, naturally other women hate that. And yes, I would pick that girl and provide and die for her over all the ugly baby murdering feminists, actually insane that anyone could try to justify killing children.
It's good some women still hold on to reason and their maternal instincts and seek to be proper good ladies.
Witchan seems to be run by a rather simple person and young. I'm not sure why you need to make /b/ a random board. The reason /b/ on 4chan is random is because it was the second /a/ board, it was originally called /b/ -anime/random. But that's not my issue, look, I saw someone in their 30s posting about how they don't get why people want families and to be lame and normie, then says she still wants to go to punk concerts and make weird art and run from the cops, which apparently in the female brain is considered "not normie". I wish females weren't allowed online, geuninly.
"But then who would you bully all day?"
Well exactly once females are gone then I would have no reason to be online either, very happy about that.

Anonymous 320632

No wonder females seem to have some conflict in the space.
I went to lolcow's main board for "lolcows" and there are two threads on the front page that are just locked and a message saying they are bad threads. Imagine posting on a website run by a female, emotionally fluid based on her cycle and catty and bitter.

The very idea though of lolcows is cancer, get over yourself. What a pathetic life someone must live to obsess over someone online and laugh at them "haha the rise and fall of this person, they get what they deserve! why this person is the worst person on earth!" Cancer, pathetic, grow up, get a husband, get offline. Major lifeless losers to be very frank, sorry if it sounds rude, but this kind of stuff is the pinnacle of Society vs humanity, society HATES humanity so much.

Anonymous 320635

I was thinking of this just now, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJIfVVUbOCo
Panty said, "Get ready, cause this ain't funny!
My name is Panty and I'm about to get money!"
Pulled out her underwear, aimed it at the sky,
she yelled, "Stick em up!" and let to two fly.
Hands went up and people hit the floor.
Stocking wasted two kids that ran for the door.
You know KRS is still going. https://krsone.bandcamp.com/track/my-dreams well I guess this is 8 years old already. I was always into the original rappers because my dad was. Gosh I want to make an AMV for this song, pretty sure I did actually at one point.

Anonymous 320636

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Honestly it's the perfect send off for KRS-One.
EVERY OTHER PERSON HAD A KNIFE OR A BOXCUTTER!
EVERY OTHER SONG YOU HEARD "WHAT MOTHERFU–!"
This is where I grew up at!
Where my first songs blew up at!

That is so awesome. It's funny that my dad loved country and rap, and certain songs make me think of him. But I was only thinking of this because in this album I think he has a reference to the Beastie Boys.

Anonymous 320637

I just remembered the AMV I made, I used that song, but every time he said "I'm manifesting" I put text on screen that said "I'm mana festing" and it was a series of shots of magic-users summoning spells and stuff. That's just great.
There's a great KRS-One AMV clip in AMV Hell 6 or 7 with Kill la Kill.

Anonymous 320638

[Underwater] Panty…

Do you think it's possible to have two different hair colours on the outside and inside? Probably wouldn't matter because the hair would also need to be very long and wide, massive. 3D girls CANNOT compete.

Anonymous 320640

People are crazy, so obsessed about ME ME ME, marriage is all about ME and what I want.

It's okay. I only have about an hour left before I go home, then maybe I'll come on later today, I should start downloading now then.

Anonymous 320641

I found a way around the block on lolcow, their little VPN block.
I'm gonna test to see how fast the moderation is.

Anonymous 320643

[Underwater] Panty…

I'll try lolcow again later. For some reason it's really easy to get a reaction out of them, it's so cute.
I don't know if they're actually mad or not, but it's so funny, I love gender war stuff sometimes.

Anonymous 320646

I got to go home now, will be back later today or more likely tomorrow.

I'll stop being sexist from now on. "You always say that." I'm trying! it's not my fault females make themselves so easy to attack and have such low midwit opinions and views– oops, okay starting now.

Anonymous 320647

>>320646
Thanks

Anonymous 320649

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>>320643
dooah dooha doom doom uts uts uts boom boom boom

Anonymous 320650

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meow meow meow meow
ee ee ee ee
lala lala nana nanaNA

Anonymous 320651

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doo doo doo doo shggy shiggy shiggy shiggy shiggy pow

Anonymous 320652

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>>320647
I actually get all warm inside when a female poster says something like this, even just something somewhat nice. I was posting yesterday about how I kind of want to change for the sake of nice girls. And maybe instead of bullying girls for their reactions I could do others things that are not bullying and get reactions.

Anonymous 320653

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take your gay crimes to the next level with yaoi communion wafers

Anonymous 320654

>>320651
>>320650
>>320649
This is proof that naturally speaking females cannot communicate, but only bark out imitations of human speech from their upper hole.

Anonymous 320655

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doo doo doo doo lala lala lala lala pow

Anonymous 320656

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>>320654
i dont see you committing any gay acts scrote monger :oo

Anonymous 320657

[Underwater] Panty…

>>320655
>female noises
I'd love to hear you make those noises when I pin you down and play with you. Don't you think that would be fun? to be at my mercy, that could be us, me totally controlling you, you'll feel so safe and at peace when you accept me as your lord and I'll take care of you, all you have to do is stay in my apartment and clean up and be ready to get on your knees when I want to feed you.

Anonymous 320658

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internet time internet time nanananana internet crimes

Anonymous 320659

I bet I wouldn't be sexist if I didn't like women, ironically. I like women too much and so just view them as toys. I really need to head home for a while. I wonder where Amy is.

Anonymous 320660

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i really have to find and OWN this entire doujin it is the best of its kind

Anonymous 320661

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>>320660
I don't even think they put your gay female crap on doujin sites like exhentai. So gross, no wonder women are so ashamed of their lewd material. I'm going, before I'm late. I should come back on to here later, because I have more to talk about when it comes to Stocking, which by the way THIS IS A STOCKING THREAD, not a thread for your gay ugly crap.
Talk about Stocking, talk about her sexy panties, don't you want to sniff them? Actually no you can't, she belongs to me.
Maybe tomorrow will aliso have to be STOCKING DAY 3! suuuper mario brothers twoooo, still the king after all these years!

Anonymous 320663

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>>320661
spoken like a true clueless basement dweller
stay naive <33

welp i've commandeered it, it is mine now <33

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its time for nananaNA

Anonymous 320665

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its time for nanananana

Anonymous 320666

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>>320616
come on OP get on on this
get your boner readyyy

Anonymous 320667

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its time for NANANANA

Anonymous 320686

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Earlier today I made an incursion on lolcow.farm, which is still yielding results. I dropped some classics on them you know "females are made to submit, your body belongs to your husband."
and of course they seethed and screeched and stirred like a flock of harpies. But now they started talking about God, The Bible. Which I did not bring up.
Almost certainly men and women will be equal in eternity. God declaring man would rule over woman begins after sin enters the world and the world falls.

The Emancipation of women legally is not a christian related issue. Women are not to teach over men, and women should submit to their husbands, there's no more than that. Women can leave their husband if they want, husbands cannot leave their wives.
Personally I don't care what society does, I have no interest in society it can make women equal not equal, it'll all be dust soon anyway.

Anonymous 320687

Every time Amy comes by, deletes some of the reported thread sand then buggers off without checking anything, its hilarious. I know some people think it's an automod, it's certainly not. When she or Veronica comes around I can tell, it's a person deleting stuff.

I still haven't tried the mass report thing, I want to try mass reporting a thread from different IPs, but I don't think it'll do anything other than annoy and maybe flood the report page.

Anonymous 320688

It's also great when she deletes earnest threads. Amy just deletes genuine female made threads or just regular threads. Oooh my aching tentacles.
Like when someone came here talking about rape statistics, I made fun of them, then Amy deleted the thread. Me and Amy are double teaming these fools at this point.

Anonymous 320693

I forgot my headpghones. So it's quite boring. I'm going to fall asleep. Remember me a good man.
You ever see that video of the guys trying to dive into the Chernobyl reactor with a fish bowl on buddy's head.



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