/b/ - Random

Nothing going on at witchan and lolcow today. Other than mentions of two things I've never heard of; boob tape, and there's four stages of the menstrual cycle.

I feel not totally well. I'll try to go home early and not waste too much time on the internet. My life will be over before I know it and I can't be wasting time with humans, they can't give you eternal life or anything. They cant' even help you live in this world it seems.
38 days left and we'll get better each day. My final mission in life, hanging out with harpy women on the internet.

My username is loli pussy slayer, I'm 30, I'm single, and I pretend anime girls are enslaved to me.

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.

I just realised how perfect that is, because in Barney's film he's talking about himself to at a girl scout meeting.

I'm so sick of seeing new videos made hating on people. The neo-Brittany Venti types of people who just think that's what life is about let's HATE THIS PERSON RAAAA! That's what lolcow.farm is mainly about isn't it, "hahaha! Laugh at these people I hope they die they deserve their life to be ruined! the rise and fall!" Very bad idea.
But I don't have to watch that stuff!
There's actually good things that people make to you know. Just not a lot. Maybe I should just play chess all day for the next month. I would if I could play with Stocking and talk to her at the same time and she'd be my best friend and make me food.
Charlie Hopkins is wasting his time, he needs to make videos for Return of the King! Complete it.
Life is just about trying to survive the satanic evil society trying to kill you until summer comes and you can go live outside far from it. Need to try to get further south.

I talked to a female yesterday on discord and she was a handmaiden and the problem of course is that they are more like pets than people, which is what I want, but virtually you can't do very much, you have to lead them. Females mostly need to be lead they're not going to do anything, just say "aaawww" "Yes I love you" and stuff, when it's a handmaiden, but anyways I don't think I can do much more with her she helped me last night.

I promised to talk about the girl on witchan who wants to be a boy, so here it is.
In preparation of her transition, I want to welcome her into the superior sex. Just like men who take estrogen begin to lose their inner monologue, you will find as you take testosterone a sense of heightened intellectual awareness. You'll no longer operation on instincts but actually THINK about things. Here's a list of things you'll need to prepare for:

1. You will finally be able to do pushups.
2. You won't get periods!
3. You can technically do whatever you want to the opposite sex.
4. You can pee standing up.

So I hope all this helps with her issues.

I hope peeing standing up helps her with her depression and life issues and everything. Probably it will.

When I was young I also went through a time of wanting to be a female. My issues would have been solved if I was a bleeding hole with lower brain activity. Can only imagine.

Man, I wish I saved the script or whatever I made for that one imageboard css layout whatever. years ago I made THE best looking imageboard. Someone on zzzchan still had a screenshot of it. It was so funny because I was just posting as a Japanese person who– anyways I'm not going to explain the whole joke but it was funny I assure you.

At the time 8chan.moe was removed from the webring, "reee 8chanu mustu kneelu! Then shall have privilege of mighty webringu! ʕ • ω • ʔ"

I'm getting tics in public again. IT's so bad, this past month by very well be the worst point in my LIFE! Truly. It'll be such a relief to leave society.
I might move the schedule ahead.

If I ever become overtaken by madness fully, remember me a good man. Remember me for who I was on the inside, or something.
I'll be okay once I'm out. But this happens every year. So tiring.
You know females don't suffer from madness as much because they have such small tiny brains without deeper inner thoughts.

Why did I come onto the internet again today? I always forget. To waste my time? Oh yes, that was it.
Things can ALWAYS change, even in the latest points of life. The AI waifu companion could come for example. Maybe I'll be 70 but I wont' care.

>>320739
You're so cute when you're mad

>>320749
Would you think it's cute if me and you were alone together?
I think girl angry is pretty cute all the time.

>>320745
Also this morning the molt began. I had a dream my eyes began to peel and then fell right out. Then Jason Momoa came into my studio apartment and banged me in the night. I woke up with the biggest hardon I've ever had in my life. I don't know when it all started, did those horrible miner women put thoughts in my brain?. I guess my body doesn't know how to respond to all the yaoi. And its increasingly obvious the rapture is upon us all and I'm probably going to hell for being a pedo degenerate. Pretty sure satan will gouge out my eyeballs for laughs. But why did I dream they peeled and fell out before Jason Momoa nailed me?

>>320751
That all depends on how much fabulous gay smut you can bring to my life

>>320753
Not how hell works and judgement but thank you for your attempt at imitating my posting. A few have tried over the years.
Someone made an AI once to make posts like mine when I blogged on wizchan.

A miner woman, that's right that's what they're called on CC. A miner woman, that's what they called me, that is my name.

>>320755
Post PANTY, and it'll be like we're an e-couple.

>>320756
My lord he's become a full on schizo now

>>320758
Nah i think i'll stick with steamy smut its my calling card after all

>>320759
Says the one posting gay crap. I have madness episodes but you're just all around delusional, filled with delusion. Insane.
Stop distracting me from my creative process. the female on discord is hard to deal with since I'm having an episode and she wants me to sext with her about raping her and stuff.

>>320761
He doesn't like the smut what should we do

How do we appease the incel

>>320762
She's using "incel" a word that makes no sense. Jamie, pull up the chart again.
Females need everything explained to them.

panty x stocking genderswap yaoi to bridge the gap

AMY! My thread is being spammed.

>>320764
Oooh mmm I’m cumming and squirting all over the screen

>>320764
So can you describe, like what would be the exact response if I pin you down, spit in your face and rough you up? At what point do you beg or bargain for mercy, like are you gonna try to compromise with just giving me a blowie? Are you going to try and apologise and confess men are worthy of worship then kiss my feet? Maybe you'll pee yourself and cry out of fear?

That's a good thread I could make on witchan, "How would you respond to a rape?" so much fap material from that.

New Simpleflips video. I wih I had a slightly bigger pool of people online I liked.

There was this one person who makes presentations on missing people, and I don't know, I somewhat like that stuff sometimes. He was part of a weird modern anglo church and thought he was a christian despite being in a gay marriage, which is one of the most obvious giveaways, just what are you doing.

>>320767
that's not very gender peace of you

>>320769
I'm just playing with you, you should play too, I know you want to, it's okay, don't feel embarrassed about your urge to be dominated.. I would never actually hurt a lady. Though frankly it's only because Jesus rose from the dead. If material atheism was correct I would have no issue with taking everything I want at any time.
There's no natural materialist reason to treat females as equals or people, like the ancient Greek armies would say, The strong will do what they will, and the weak will suffer what they must. Such a world it is without the love of God.

Today is GENDER PEACE day!

>>320758
is malewhore panty fine?

GENDER PEACE MONTH.
Each day say something nice about the opposite sex. It'll happen.

I should see if any new shows have come out, wouldn't that be nice, I wish the new Alien show season started. That new Alien show Alien Earth was really cool, not sure why some people didn't like it.

>>320771
I don't particularly like looking at these images. Since I don't feel any burning sexual energy from seeing images of another guy especially one stronger than me, the way you might.
Do you feel anything from seeing a loli maid bend over and show her panties? Or seeing Stocking pull her underwear down eeeee~ I want Stocking to sit on my lap, and she does, she's my property. Just feeling up all her soft flesh, picking her up sitting her down. BAM BAM BAM!