/b/ - Random

I was very horny this morning. Though I feel better now. And the bank is going to fix the issues I was having on monday.

But when I'm horny I like to write things. It'd be a waste not to post it.
The Kings of Men League is an organisation where men and females can go to enjoy a male-worship environment. Females of various ages come to the backdoor, are stripped of their clothing and possessions; they crawl through a long tunnel of garbage and filth into the building. Each female humbles itself recites the handmaiden's mantra and are assigned to one of the patrons who is to be their minor god. But before meeting their god they spend one week in a pig pen to help reset their default biology. Whereas men were created by God directly, girls evolved from pigs. Cousins of the pig, they exist to serve and pleasure the minor gods of earth. Looking similar in appearance to humans and learning to imitate human speech by barking sounds out of their upper hole.

Hags and uglies are often assigned cleaning duties and as public toilets, whereas well developed females who come at a young age, once they have grown old, become revered headmistresses over new girls to teach them male-worship practices. The symbol of Mercury is branded somewhere on the flesh of each female, revered females are given a second branding to establish authority over other girls.
When a female meets her god, among other initiations she learns to recognise his crotch stench, insomuch that they will be able to smell their master from up to five kilometers away.
Megumin was one girl who decided to give up on society treating her like a person and decided to become a female, her Master revealed her True Name to be "Dumb Cunt". As in, "Dumb Cunt, get over here."

Each man cleans and dresses his female as he likes, often maid uniforms or gothic lolita outfits. They are given a notebook to write down the words of their master and meditate on them. Of course once prepared, the man and his new female can leave back into the world with the female always following close behind and obeying her god.

Now I have some blogging to do.

I remember someone saying the "uni-boob" was some kind of stupid feminist thing ruining designs… I have no idea what that's about. I am not a fan as much when you can see the full rounded shape of each breast, I like when they form a solid protrusion.

I'll try not to come online on saturday, just stay home and imagine writing fanfictions or imag– you know, I can't even play violin because it's an apartment I can't go all out. Everything about society is so bad. So bad.