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Anonymous 05/27/26 (Wed) 05:23:10 AM323509

What's your dream occupation? For me it's the ornamental hermit.

Anonymous 06/09/26 (Tue) 07:23:16 PM324754

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Me too, my encyclopedic knowledge of video game lore would actually have a function.

Anonymous 06/25/26 (Thu) 08:33:37 AM325423

commission artist

Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 01:40:12 AM325464

I would rather stay in my room playing games and doomscrolling, but if I HAD to choose, it would be baker. I'd like to have a cute little bakery and such

Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 01:46:59 AM325465

>>325464
This post made me angry. I would drag you kicking and screaming out of your room

Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 06:46:40 AM325466

Self-employed lighthouse operator/librarian. I'd live in a building that is both a lighthouse and a library on some uninhabited island without responsibility. I'd read books and watch storms pass by, unbothered by anyone.

Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 07:56:25 AM325467

Also op here my unironic answer is potentially forensic analysis or reverse engineering (so maybe malware analysis)
Breaking down stuff is perfect for me

Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 11:05:34 AM325476

>>325465
PLEASE do

Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 01:33:46 PM325478

>>325476
be there in 15 min

Anonymous 06/26/26 (Fri) 09:09:12 PM325486

lab tech. just wanna zone out pipetting stuff from tube to tube all day.

Anonymous 06/28/26 (Sun) 05:22:17 PM325534

Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?

Anonymous 06/29/26 (Mon) 04:23:22 PM325582

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Would you guys work as the king's food tester? It's high risk but it's also high reward I think

Anonymous 06/29/26 (Mon) 04:54:13 PM325583

>>325582
reward: king gives you money and land

risk: you die

I don't know it doesn't seem worth it

Anonymous 06/29/26 (Mon) 05:17:28 PM325586

>>325583
I would take that

Anonymous 06/30/26 (Tue) 10:09:50 AM325612

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Ok here's a new job idea
Fursuit maker

Anonymous 08/11/26 (Tue) 06:10:10 AM331680

>>325612
i was going to reppy to this thread and say
>id like to do fursuit making full time
i do it as a hobby but its not lucrative enough to be a career. what a funny coincidence

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 12:58:56 AM331837

Real patriots wish that they could stay awake 24 hours a day spreading freedom.

Anonymous 08/16/26 (Sun) 11:50:44 PM331869

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yuri smut artist