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Anonymous 324321

Would you date a gamer?

Anonymous 324322

>>324321
Lmao trash on the floor is rough

Anonymous 324323

I am the gamer

Anonymous 324324

My ideal man is one that has never touched the internet and is a virgin. So I guess an amish guy, but he has to be blond and not have the retarded amish beard.

Anonymous 324325

is it sad I want a guy like this so I can put my gaming PC next to him and game together

Anonymous 324326

>>324324
Those amish guys are definitely dying for a terminally online schizo who hates their culture

Anonymous 324327

>>324324
You might be able to find some homeschooled sperg somewhere if you know where to look

Anonymous 324328

>>324326
Actually true though, they are terminally horny and desperate from abstaining their entire life and I can swoop in and help them
>>324327
Homeschooled men are lanky due to lack of sunlight

Anonymous 324329

>>324328
Lmao the amish guy is going to ask if you can cook, clean, sew, and milk a cow and you'll say no and he'll move on

Anonymous 324332

>>324329
>cook
i can cook
>clean
cleaning is easy i do it everyday
>sew
i took textiles in school
>milk a cow
how hard can it be its literally just squeezing it’s udders

Anonymous 324333

>>324332
Shoot your shot then. I'm sure this will proceed swimmingly. I can't imagine it's hard to find an amish man in amish country

Anonymous 324334

>>324333
Once I find a cute tall blond amish guy that doesn’t look inbred I will

Anonymous 324335

>>324334
Oh I'm sure he'll fall right into your lap like a disney prince, darling. Any day now

Anonymous 324337

>>324335
>amish guy and a terminally online femcel
Sounds like a banger princess movie tbh

Anonymous 324338

>>324337
…yeah fuck it I'd watch that



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