/b/ - Random

Additionally why do f()ids like being bitten? That's weird.

I really don't want to eat mcdonalds and go to sleep in my tent. After eating trailmix the last few days I was happy to eat tim hortons sandwhich, but food has lost all flavour recently. I dread to eat, no really it's true. I didn't think that could happen.

By the way Amy, you're gonna need to add "f()id" to the instant permaban list, as you did with the last getaround I made. You can't prevent me from saying the word, you can keep asdding to the list all you want, I haven't even pulled out the special characters yet, it just makes you look pathetic and shows how deeply bothered you are by being called what you are, you're nothing but a f()id and you exist for my pleasure and to serve me.

I like how during sex when the human male bites its mate during copulation. As an alien observer I find this funny ayy lmao.

That's how it's done.

I need to write a fanfiction a new one so bad, I have such funny funny ideas. And I will. Time to go.

Don't both genders like to bite?

>>326015
No, what female wants to bite her mate?
Biting is obviously a marking thing. Women don't mark. That's a very male animalistic thing to mark territory. It's why men stink so much as well, all male animals produce musk to mark territory.
I don't think I've seen any female perform any kind of "marking" on a male, because it's just not in their brain. Asanagi recently made a doujin though about that having things reversed but then of– anyways, no, females do not bite.

And spitting on penis doesn't count as "marking" why modern females do this is a mystery, but it's not the same as when men spit on their partners face, which is obviously a mark of dominance, unlike spitting on penis, which again we're not sure why they do that.
But understanding modern females is impossible because they're not even really "females" to begin with, men are still men, but women are like weird hybrid aliens now because of feminism.

Oh yeah, so my fanfic is going to be about aliens by the way, that's all I'm giving away.

You know what's weird is that every fanfic I've written didn't involve explict sex except for one, it's strange because I hate the idea of writing a fanfic without sex. What's the point then you know?

I would never read a fanfic otherwise, might as well read something of ACTUAL value if you don't want that.

Because I haven't done alien sci-fi garbage ever, so. I wish I actually kept my fanfics, instead of deleting them a week later. Then you'd see the slow progress over many years of my growing violence and dehumanisation of females.

But they never had sex, except the last one I wrote. Yeah, they were just comedy things.

I need to go to my secret room and sleep.

>>326015
Yeah I bite

Let it be also known any female that tried to bite me would get punched in the mouth, you do not mark or imprint on me, ever. Disgusting uppity and unfeminine unsubmissive behaviour.

>>326024
This is why you’re a virgin. You refuse to let women bite you.

>>326025
It's actually disgusting and anyone who engages in femdom is hurting themselves.