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lolcow.farm bunker thread Anonymous 330385
it's down again
Anonymous 330387
this is thread #41 btw. no further commentary on that needed
Anonymous 330393
Holy shit what is this woman's vocal fry
Anonymous 330397
>>330386DDOS attacks are ridiculously easy to do.
>>330393This woman needs her iron, B12 and vitamin d levels checked.
Anonymous 330399
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Nooo I wanted to check the manga thread
Anonymous 330402
Down again. I wonder if there's more to it than just server issues. If lc goes down I'm taking all the tumblr tim stuff and just plastering all over Tumblr and Twitter. I hope these fags never rest easy.
>>330400
Retarded tourists, pick a flavor.
Anonymous 330404
Lolcow finally imploding huh?
Anonymous 330407
>>330389
The first post asking about if others sides can see it was mine. I was genuinely asking because people said we got influx from tumblr and I remembered back when I had a tumblr it was trendy to add these site add-ons that would show who who browsed your page and from which website they came to yours
Anonymous 330409
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>>330402Kek, I feel you. Sometimes it feels like everyone else is willfully blind to this shit
Anonymous 330416
>>330385I always loved this thread. I loved Paranoia Agent
Anonymous 330425
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>>330399Are you the Casper husbandofag from the husbando thread? Your posts always brighten up my day whenever I'm scrolling through /g/
Anonymous Admin 
330431
As always, crystal.cafe site rules still apply in this thread, so don't spam it with random shit nor engage with posters who do. If you want to post yaoi, find or make a yaoi thread.
Anonymous 330432
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>>330425I am!! I’m so glad to hear that, I love posting him. Is that Caleb from LADS? I’m more of a Rafayel girl personally but I’ve read some hot Caleb fanfics that I really like
Anonymous 330435
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Check it out, there’s a full moon during the daytime today
Anonymous 330439
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>>330432Yes! I love him so much. Perhaps an unhealthy amount
Anonymous 330449
>>330447
2 hours? What a horrible thing. Go back to bed!
Anonymous 330453
WTF the site's down AGAIN?! Holy shit, the mods got to get their shit together
Anonymous 330455
>>330453Somebody had a drinking party in the server room again
Anonymous 330456
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>>330447
If you have things to do, caffeine is your friend. If not, try and get some sleep, even a little
Anonymous 330457
>>330447
This gif of her always makes me cackle. All her reactions in general are so comical.
Anonymous 330460
>>330453It's the host, admins can't do much about that but spam their inbox.
Anonymous 330464
Why is it always down whenever I’m enjoying some time in threads
Anonymous 330466
>>330458
NTA kek it’s such a fun image
Anonymous 330467
nonas i can't decide, do i play sims 4 or wolfquest? i don't want to work on my projects right now, i need to procrastinate
Anonymous 330468
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anyone listening go Ariana Grande’s new album?
Anonymous 330475
>>330463
>She's like if a teletubby wished to become a human to me.
KEKK that describes it perfectly
Anonymous 330478
Its down again huh
>>330468>anyone listening go Ariana Grande’s new album? No im listening to BTS new album
Anonymous 330479
>>330431Kek imagine being such a plague the cc mods have to actually stop you from spamming your faggots it
Anonymous 330483
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s! s! s! ahh shit, here we go again. its civic long weekend for us Canadians and i work from home. so now im just chilling on my couch eating chips and dip and about to drink a pink monster energy drink. im really living ya’ll.
Anonymous 330485
Gee I want him release his own album I would’ve listened on repeat such a waste of his voice
Anonymous 330486
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>>330468no. im still in heat/rut for oliver tree.
Anonymous 330487
>>330468i am, its nothing special and i like some of her other stuff
Anonymous 330488
The cutest thing just happened! A field mouse was stuck on the road and as I was walking across it came up to me and then I helped it across the road, I kept shoo'ing it. It was originally just waiting in the middle section of the crossing because it's a big 4 lane crossing with a middle section to wait if you don't make it.
Also on witchan I saw another cute thing, a girl is avatarplaying as an anime boy and of course it's hetalia, soo cute because it's like what guys do but with her husbando, girls are so funny they're like boys but gay and small.
Anonymous 330489
guys my boyfriend farts alot. should i leave him, or are all moids like this? if this is an every-moid thing i misewell just keep him.
Anonymous 330490
I wish I had a pet mouse now, I did once have pet rats. The mouse had no tail, it was a little field mouse, at least that's what the other person said crossing from the other said and "good work buddy." we both laughed and it was a moment of humanity and nature and all things. And sometimes good things do exist. In the fight against society.
>>330489Indecent.
Anonymous 330492
>>330463
That’s an insult anon the Teletubbies are sweet and loving babies even the big gay purple one, Courn is a fake ass bitch with diarrhea
Anonymous 330493
>>330489Does he fart no matter the diet?
Anonymous 330496
>>330494here we go with the shitty promotion again
Anonymous 330497
Where is my lolcow? I need the Unconventional Male Attractions thread!
Anonymous 330502
how could I forget minions thread real name I post there daily it was like random bullshit or dumbass shit
Anonymous 330509
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Wdym I can’t drink my coffee and hang out with my shitposting horny sisters and laugh at the Courn thread before work
Anonymous 330513
I WILL NOT eat buldak hot chicken noodles
Anonymous 330514
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>>330509I was hoping to go through Dana’s thread after my doctor’s appointment I’m so disappointed
Anonymous 330517
He has given freely to the poor and the needy. His righteousness endures forever more. He will be exalted, His horn lifted up in honour, the wicked men will see and flee in rage.
Anonymous 330518
LOLCOWS BACK BYE LOSERS
Anonymous 330526
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Thanks snail or whomever was admining
Anonymous 330988
>>330415
>those are from bad actors anyway.
Yes and don't forget cows often selfpost
Anonymous 331164
I had a nice rant about truck simulator games and I just missed it.
Anonymous 331166
>>331165
It's no hate but I just don't really get it. My brother in law is really into it and is even talking about getting a wheel setup for it. He's a really nice guy and he seems so content playing it and I want to get it so I can be content but I can't. (This part is directed at him) What makes you like this so much? I'm very sure you're not autistic. It's janky and boring. Make me understand this so I can like it. I know several men I work with who also have high hours in it but I don't get it.
Anonymous 331169
>>331168
I'd go to a doctor and get it syringed. It's less scary then it sounds they just push water into it, it's not a big needle. I think some optometrist do it too. Some places online say to drop some olive oil in but I did that and it felt like half my face was underwater. Also congratulations on getting married!
Anonymous 331170
>>331168
Go to a doctor, most of the times the procedure is satisfying
Anonymous 331174
>>331171
I appreciate you explaining it and I think I should like it but I don't. I like Stardew Valley but not this. Idk I'm not a real fan of driving. It's something I have to do rather than something I like, could be that.
Anonymous 331177
i wrote a giant wall of text in the friend finder thread and just as i was about to post it i got hit with the "web server is down"
Anonymous 331178
>>331177I've been the victim of this, too, and more than once. It sucks ass
Anonymous 331182
Has anyone had a good experience on friend finder? I only hear negative things but I guess you if it went ok you aren't going to post about it.
Anonymous 331183
>>331182It was good till she randomly ghosted me for no reason. It was nice while it lasted but I'm not bothering ever again.
Anonymous 331185
i wish i could contact some of the nonas on the friend finder thread but i'm too young sighh
Anonymous 331186
nonas, how do i survive this heat? it’s been so hot and humid and as a big gorl who already overheats easily, i’ve been miserable. i have fans running but nothing works!!
Anonymous 331188
>>331182The first (and only) person I reached out to is pretty cool! I think it's worth a try if you get good vibes from their post in the friend finder thread + practice decent opsec
Anonymous 331190
>>331186When I lived in America I learned to put pillow covers in the freezer. Stuff them in a lunch box so they don't get damp. Beyond that curtains down, windows open.
Anonymous 331191
>>331189
who even is this?
Anonymous 331192
Unpopular opinion: If you like the movie Titanic, you are an average person.
Anonymous 331196
>>331192Still like it but I don't think liking media makes you any better. Steal a plane or something.
Anonymous 331201
>>331200
kek are you self posting?
Anonymous 331202
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>>331201He's probably sitting with his dick in hand waiting to get insults so he can jerk it. I would like to direct attention to important things like Ryan Gosling's weird ass eyes.
Anonymous 331203
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Anyone's got experience quitting Cymbalta? I was on it for two weeks but had to stop cause it was giving me suicidal ideation but I feel even worse off of it than on it.
Anonymous 331204
>>331202I hate ugly guys but I like Ryan. He just does something to me. Maybe it's because he's American. If he was British or Australian I'd hate him
Anonymous 331205
>>331203Meds don't do shit. Eat a healthy diet, work out, get into a cool hobby
Anonymous 331206
>>331204Come one now , you couldn't get him even if you paid him.
Anonymous 331208
>>331204I like the stuff he's in and he seems to have few controversies but ever since I learned of the eye thing I can't unsee it.
>AustralianWhy is there so many Australians in Hollywood? I don't hate them but there is so many and they never talk in their natural accent. It's so cute why do you have to take that away from me?
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i hope when the site goes back up all the newfags forget about it and don't come back…
Anonymous 331211
I wonder what kinds of updates to the site will be made. Doe anyone else remember a few years back when they completely overhauled the site and changed the software, but people got mad and made them change it back? I still miss that version of the site. I had my own cursor with the custom CSS!
Anonymous 331212
>>331211Isn't it just some boring maintenance?
Anonymous 331213
>>331211I hope it's more themes. I can't live on jungle much longer.
Anonymous 331214
>>331212i think on /meta/ they said there would be some sort of update/changelog
>>331211aw that sounds fun
Anonymous 331217
>>331216
Is this a messy breakup?
Anonymous 331221
>>331220
Do you see differently? Although I'm not sure how you would know that.
Anonymous 331222
i think something is wrong with me
Anonymous 331230
>>331228
why do it look like she's birthing a head
Anonymous 331233
>>331229
Can you pose with at an angle? Honestly it wasn't noticeable for me until someone pointed it out with Gosling. I have seen a bunch of his movies before I noticed.
Anonymous 331235
last night i dreamt that i went on an imageboard for men (wasn't 4chan, it was something weirder than that) and asked for help writing about rape fantasies. i wonder what that means
Anonymous 331242
>>331240
it was about real men though not about werewolves :/ werewolf rape wouldn't ever happen unless you're in a backstreet boys music video
Anonymous 331247
>>331243
Idk the same kind of thing could of been accomplished with 1 or 2 episodes. It's an artistic flare for sure but not a lot of anime get second seasons and I feel they wasted that. Passion vs practicality I guess. Anyway I'll leave you to your insane rants.
Anonymous 331255
>>331246
i need help writing rape fanfiction though!! i don't know how to write about it in a way that sounds tittilating
Anonymous 331268
>>331267
>AMD GPU does not support pytorch on windows so not compatable
lol what no way
Anonymous 331269
oh, I have an nvidia 3070, I could try doing this for fun
Anonymous 331272
>>331245
Wait, isn't this dude anon's ex bf???
Anonymous 331276
this bunker is so dead.
Anonymous 331279
No lolcor today, how sad. I will go hear Japanese asmr bf audios until it returns
Anonymous 331283
>>331278
I thought he was eating pussy for a sec and now I’m mildly disappointed.
Anonymous 331285
>>331278It looks like he's eating a pussy or a cuntboy
>>331283Same, yaoi is boring. If I wanted to see men being gay I would just walk outside
Anonymous 331289
>>331287
NTA, but his suffering face is so hot
Anonymous 331290
>>331287
Can you remove tattoos? Thanks!
Anonymous 331291
Hey rikka did you know the russian girl was a transvestite?
Anonymous 331297
>>331293
They rely on 3D models way too much
Anonymous 331298
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>>331278
>>331287
My future concubines.
Anonymous 331300
>>331298Damn I actually read that vn ages ago
Anonymous 331304
>>331301
They kinda ugly…plastic surgery now!
Anonymous 331312
>>331311
I honestly appreciate the anatomy and the style here
Anonymous 331316
>>331312I'm not crazy on the random blood but the artist does legs very well.
Anonymous 331319
i finally get one of those wall-backed seats at the airport gate where one can browse discreetly and what? lc is down?? pl0x mods
Anonymous 331323
>>331321
That's a TIF posting all that btw
Anonymous 331326
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>>331311
I can only like yaoi if I imagine the boys as performing it for me. It’s cringe to think moids can correct anything, especially by scrubbing their dicks against it.
If you believe in cock correction as a woman have low self esteem and I do not trust you.
Anonymous 331330
>>331316It's because he is a MMA fighter
Anonymous 331338
>>331333
Yeah it's the local tif who wants to become a "nullo" and tries to skinwalk rikka for some reason
Anonymous 331349
>>331345
Idk she just keeps talking about herself a lot on CC >>331137
Anonymous 331355
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Muh lolcor is down again? Is this just every Sunday now? Where are my retarded horny sisters at?! I can’t start my day without you all.
Anonymous 331368
>>331360
Oh yea, kek
Unless I write things like that down on a calendar, I won’t remember.
Anonymous 331369
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>>331366
kek way to expose yourself as a noob. this your first time in the bunker?
Anonymous 331371
Wtf is happening in here
Anonymous 331372
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>>331363
oh it’s a lot smaller now
Anonymous 331376
Is it going to be down for updates all day? Sigh, what will a no-life NEET like me do without my lolcor
Anonymous 331379
>>331372yes but i am a SCARRED FREAK now. maybe i can use some of that orange asian soap women use to lighten their armpits on my yiddy. idk.
Anonymous 331383
>>330431>so don't spam it with random shit nor engage with posters who do. If you want to post yaoi, find or make a yaoi thread.Isn't this literally all people do in this thread kek. That's like saying "don't post"
Anonymous 331384
It’s always braindead but the posting somehow feels more retarded this time? I’m actually impressed I didn’t think it could be this bad
Anonymous 331387
>>331381
youre dealing with small potato shit
Anonymous 331388
i miss my husband. he’s at work
Anonymous 331389
>>331379You could try those Medicube Kojic Acid Pads. I use another product they have for some other scars and it works pretty well
Anonymous 331390
>>331384Last time lolcor was down wasn't it in the middle of the night? Thus less people but this was planned + in the middle of the day so more people…
Anonymous 331391
>>331259
you need to be my TA
Anonymous 331403
Yup, this is what imageboards are all about.
Anonymous 331409
Man bunker threads actually used to be fun… What the fuck happened
Anonymous 331414
>>331409Collective pornbrain has happened
Anonymous 331417
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fuck this gay earth i want my threads back
Anonymous 331441
>>331425
why INTP in particular?
Anonymous 331448
Christ, you guys are really going all out today aren't you?
Anonymous 331449
I will be forever mad that last bunker thread I got banned for "yaoi autism" but the disgusting shit stays up in this thread. Fuck that board
Anonymous 331452
>>331392
one time i saw a video of a mom who was lighting birthday candles or something for her daughter, and for some reason it was so funny it made her pee her pants? like a lot. i think she was on drugs
Anonymous 331454
>>331444
i hate that we can post this but not real porn. i quit watching porn in 2021 but sometimes i miss it
Anonymous 331458
I just want cozy chatting with my fellow lolcor s, what's happening here
Anonymous 331464
>>331460
what is your aim in this thread exactly, no one's going to take your half-assed bait
Anonymous 331466
Lots of pent up sexual energy in this thread. Nobody has sex anymore.
Anonymous 331470
satoko did nothing wrong btw
Anonymous 331474
>>331462
ewwwwww wtf is that
Anonymous 331479
>>331460
too bad ballsack
Anonymous 331480
>>330385>>331463Omg are you actually upset? Is your heartrate up, just thinking of how hateful and disgusting we are? Wait this is so funny to me. Like for real. You're actually upset?
Anonymous 331485
Any lolcor nons have good recommendations for otome audios on dlsite?
Anonymous 331490
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this is my favorite image I've ever seen on lolcow, it always brightens my mood
Anonymous 331497
Not what I expected to see when looking through the lc bunker thread. Is it like a combination of different threads, hence the chaotic posting?
Anonymous 331499
>>331495
sorry that happened or something
Anonymous 331502
>>331495
too fembrained to just go out there and rape, how pathetic
Anonymous 331511
what's everyone's favorite type of cuisine? for me it's a tie between Ethiopian and Szechuan
Anonymous 331513
>>331510
To have him stand on all fours while I pour wax on his ass hair
Anonymous 331518
>>331511For me it's Mexican
Though I've never tried their authentic cuisine and live on the opposite side of the globe
Anonymous 331525
>>331510
torture rooms themed and furnished specifically for each character
Anonymous 331526
>>331510
gay rapist bishie that you can call over to rape him
Anonymous 331528
Are jannies asleep how is this faggotry not getting sniped immediately
Anonymous 331531
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>>331520
This reminds me, I actually enjoyed early webcomic Nagatoro a lot before it became le wholesome romcom slop.
Anonymous 331538
>>331537
when are you going through with your nullo surgery
Anonymous 331541
>>331525thinking along the lines of a popular online celebrity character with dyed hair and a false aesthetic being forced to endure torture around cameras, fake personas, degradation for consumption, ownership, pretend personalities, etc
Anonymous 331543
>>331510Depends on the game you want to make, I guess. If I were to put on the yume glasses on, I'd say, what would amuse or please her, the female mc. If I were to put the fujo ones, I'd brainstorm the many ways I could embarass or humiliate the moid. And that's just broadly speaking.
>>331525I like your thinking , that sounds like a fun starting point.
Anonymous 331547
I was going to reply to the post about board games but I realized it was the resident scrote. Figures, women on LC don't actually have real hobbies other than gooning to yaoi and bitching about moids.
Anonymous 331551
>>331548
…where did you even get the hay? do you just keep some around?
Anonymous 331552
When will lolcor be back?
Anonymous 331553
jannys have abandoned us
Anonymous 331557
>>331551It's obviously that AI porn spammer that shits up Shayna's thread aswell. Report and move on.
Anonymous 331558
Wow, all his posts got deleted holy shit
Anonymous Admin 331568
Since users ITT can't stop getting baited and responding to moids voluntarily, I'm locking this thread. Don't make a new one.
