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Anonymous 332312

It's come to my attention that some of you handmaidens desire to sniff my balls. Hmmph. I may allow such a thing, but only with the proper respect and honour, you must first place your head on the ground and proclaim me your owner and master for life, you will refer to me as "Glorious Master" from now on.

Anonymous 332313

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My hefty large balls, you shall hold and caress them in your hand and plant kisses of worship on them. The masculine musk will fill your lungs and calm you and naturally teach you to submit and know your place is at my feet.

Anonymous 332315

I'm so excited to eat burgers soon. I already blogged today:

I'm going to do my midday schedule no matter what. All the good are gone, I will fight to the end, so there!
What bothers the most, is the fact you CAN'T fight the internet and win. The greatest person would not win against the internet, it is the most evil system.
You WILL be hateful and bitter and racist and hate the opposite gender and you will join The Cluster, to be anti-human. Your goodness will only fail and be corrupted and you WILL indulge in porn and vanity. Muahahahaha you cannot win against The Cluster. All your old friends are dead, the internet is nothing but us now!
But behold I will not submit, I will make it to the end. All your won battles and I'm still standing. Like Mr. Christian in the Pilgrim's Progress, when he fought against Abaddon, I have no armour on my back and if you turn to flee he will deal a critical blow. Lose a battle? God won the war buddy boy.
I feel like I'm not hitting the bottom and bouncing up, I need to just get back up. Things are getting worse though all the time, the world– but mostly because unfortunately I can't exist in the real world, I'm not allowed I guess. In the real world you do have real people every so often, it's like Gandalf's speech from the hobbit movies about small acts of good holding back evil, which is such a strange scene because it's very base Tolkein, more of that would have saved the movies. But small acts are done, but a lot of people do the opposite, just nasty right? Well the nasty people are the only ones online or perhaps that's all you can do online. Either way so it's hard to make it to the end.

Anonymous 332317


Anonymous 332318

I refuse to post on my blog, because I don't want to post online, I refuse to post on 4chan or discord or anything whatever.

Somehow I post on 8chan or crystal.cafe or something though? There's too many. It'll end eventually.

Anonymous 332319

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But that's only because girls are so funny and any time I read what they right it makes me excited because I want to pull their hair and manhandle them and play with them.

If your body doesn't look like this, you're a subhuman female.

Anonymous 332320

But don't worry, I'm okay even if you're subhuman I'll keep you in my apartment.

Didn't I say I had other things to do? And I do, it's just hard. there's– yesyes.

Anonymous 332334

Just had a conversation with my mother, then my dad. She called me, and anyways uhhh yeah a lot of important things I don't need to type about, even on this website that is my property and my blog.

And people are spreading false rumours here about me eating my own sperm.

Anonymous 332379

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Boy I hope this is the last time I post online. I need to go– oh, crap, I can't even get a subway sub today, because it's Friday so the daily sub is tuna, which is nasty.

I'm pretty happy though I hope I can quickly do my midday schedule, I really should, and head to my area.

Anonymous 332380

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>>332319
>If your body doesn't look like this, you're a subhuman female
Projecting again huh

Anonymous 332381

Does this retard realize people here only laugh at his posts? I think he once did when his 4chan posts were doxxed here

Anonymous 332382

>>332380
>2024
Damn how long have you been documenting rikka?

Anonymous 332383

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>>332381
"4chan posts doxxed" made me laugh so hard. "We DOXXED him! Doesn't this FOOL know that we only cackle at his feeeeble attempts to get under our skin!?"

Anonymous 332384

>>332382
She likes to post many random photos pretending they're me. Even though she's never just asked for what I look like. People never just communicate like humans, they'd get a lot farther if they did.

Anonymous 332385

>>332383
Why do you avatarfag as a girl? Do you feel pretty that way?

Anonymous 332386

>>332384
Do you have red hair?

Anonymous 332387

>>332384
I heard your lisp and ugly low T raspy voice, even your voice is ugly it is give away you're ugly af on top of being mentally unwell, brutal kingo

Anonymous 332388

He has the cartoon voice of darnell from frog and the princess

Anonymous 332389

>>332387
>>332388
Now we need a vocaroo voice recording to verify

Anonymous 332390

>>332385
Truly you have a vagina, if you wonder why I post anime girls or play as a girl in games. Though most men don't do such things.
I think the reason is obvious, but it would take a lot of typing to explain such a thing to you and about gender differences which I talk enough about already.

Anonymous 332391

>>332389
Sorry I didn't save the video

Anonymous 332392

>>332390
You're a tranny, we know you get off to it when we tell you that

Anonymous 332393

>>332391
I don't have a lisp. And I'm not posting my voice because I don't currently have anything like that on my computer.
And I don't have red hair.

Write this all down to help you girls in your schlicking sessions tonight.

Anonymous 332394

>>332393
I think her AI pics of us had you with red hair. Is your hair actually black as well?

Anonymous 332395

>>332393
You're retarded so you don't know you have it probably. It's the type of voice men make when they imitate retards except it's natural for you

Anonymous 332396

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Johnny Test theme echoing softly

>>332392
That's just some web 3.0 nonsense trying to say something about being transexual because you post anime girls.

Anonymous 332397

>>332394
He posted his nudes here and the hair on his legs were ginger

Anonymous 332399

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>>332397
Haven't posted nudes either.

I'm waiting to download the new China Show episode so I can go to my tent and watch Avatar the last airbender, yes I'm finally watching it. It's okay.

Anonymous 332400

>>332397
Damn rikka giving up the nudes that easily?

Anonymous 332401

>>332394
yes it's black.

Anonymous 332402

>>332400
Yeah, his body was ugly and hairy, he had a gut belly and his dick was too thick it looked gross overall

Anonymous 332403

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Anonymous 332404

>>332401
Is your hair long? Now I'm just curious if it looks like mine

Anonymous 332405

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Anonymous 332406

>>332405
Lmao damn the attitude pic. It's giving fierce lol

Anonymous 332409

I really like boobies, I've really been into boobies recently, I kind of want to find a girl to be my personal booby pillow.

Anonymous 332410

>>332403
Looks like a peaceful river

Anonymous 332411

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I'd post boobies, but I don't support lewdness, well maybe clothed boobies, especially in a virgin killer sweater

Anonymous 332412

>>332410
Well it's very cold and fast.

Anonymous 332413

>>332412
You fell in didn't you?

Anonymous 332414

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I'm in my "I want a mommy bangmaid" arc. I wanna sleep on her lap and use her boobies for everything, like making them soaping and she can wash me, and she makes me food heeeee~~
I haven't even been thinking of loli types much, I want milkers and child bearing hips mmmmm.



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