/b/ - Random

What society doesn't understand is that if I don't get a small goth girl slave who makes me shepherd's pie and sucks me and worships me all day, things are gonna get really dark. I'm not making threats, I'm just saying, things are gonng get really nasty if I don't get what I want. People will be hurt, NOT A THREAT, it is what it is, if you know you know.

She's gonna make me lasagna. I'm gonna stamp her as my property, she's gonna suck me and talk about how much I deserve to be happy and she wants to make me feel good. I'm gonna dress her and sniff her leggings and her bra, and she's gonna bow down to me and make me kraft dinner, and I'm gonna bounce her on my lap because she's my little girl all mine. She will dedicate her soul to me for eternity and be my servant and cute wife and be silent and follow behind me and call me Sir, and Lord.

Sometimes I get very excited is all.

I tried to become a fighting game Andy recently. Only to realise why I don't like 2D arcade competitive type fighting games. It's just button mashing and tryinhg to use annoying attacks and trying to do random button codes that only work half the time if you're lucky.
I liked the Dead or Alive and SoulCaliber era, that's what I played. I tried also a more modern fighting game KoF XIII. And it was way better than the older arcade fighting games, but you know. Guilty Gear X best looking fighting game, feels like animation.

But Tesse is my love you see. The best fighting game character and she's only in one game? And Waku Waku 7 is probably the best arcade style fighting game I did try. It's nice the moves are actually there for each character but that still doesn't excuse the fact some of them are stupid. Why do you need a special code for a ultimate move anyway? If I already know the code, what? You think there's some skill involved in putting in this annoying code on the controller that MIGHT work? So I just cannot away with these games, and I always knew I didn't like them very much and I know why now. It doesn't feel like much skill or anything is involved, not the right kind of thing.

Also, I was playing Super Mario bros 3 and I wasn't very good! I felt so bad! I'm getting old! This must be how females feel when they play video games, it's why they hate face paced video games, it's hard. I'm slowly becoming stupid and slow like a female. But also I just hadn't played in so long so.

This is the most D&D moster of all time. I've tried to go through all the Dragon Magazines and I need to do the Dungeon Magazines, because there's TWO magazines for D&D that have been going all this time.
I've been going through a lot of magazines.

>>334814
Holy shit lol I did NOT expect crystal cafe of all places to be talking about waku waku 7. Maybe you people aren't as lame as I thought.

I have to meet with the church, I'll kiss all you girls later, and pull your hair and push you down in the mud because you're so cute and soft and weak little pudgy creatures.
I have much to talk about, but I'll probably talk about it with my FRIENDS I have friends now, a small streamer is my friend, I post in his live chat, see, I'm in his discord, see, except no one talks, only I talk, see. nyaah! He's a WoW internet person.

>>334816
That's because I'm a man, so I'm not lame. Women are lame.

muwah muwah Kiss to all the little nonas, so cute. Watch as they recoil trying to get away, so cute. I am like PePe La Pew.

>>334816
>le obscure retro anime fighting game
sounds something right up a tranny's alley

>>334819
>t-t-twanny!
You see, this is why you holes are so lame.

>>334819
>fun bad
okay