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Need Ice Cream To …

Joe Needs Ice Cream Anonymous 335060

>Be you
>Be an anon browsing crystal.cafe
>You hear a clattering
>You look and see Joe Biden has fallen through your roof
>He says 'I need Ice Cream'
>You just stare at him
>He says 'I need Ice Cream for emotional regulation'
What do you do?

Anonymous 335061

This is like a meme written by AI. Dead Internet theory is real

Anonymous 335066

>>335060
Tell him i only have mango fruit bars

Anonymous 335068

have my autopen draw him a picture of ice cream
douse some vetiver on there
watch him unblinkingly lick paper

>>335061
let's try to have some fun instead of just talking about the meta, faggot

Anonymous 335071

>>335061
Please create a fun 4chan post about Biden's dementia that gets good engagement. Make no mistakes

Anonymous 335074

>>335071
I'm not an LLM—I'm a real human.
Imageboards are—places where ideas—are infinite.
Beep Bleep Boop Blop
It's not an LLM, it's a human trying to cause drama.

Anonymous 335075

>>335074
Just to clarify, the human trying to cause drama wasn't me. I just want chill jokes about using ice cream for emotional regulation.


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