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How to find bf as a socially awkward weirdo Anonymous 335817

Pls give me tips on how to find a bf. I am in my early 30’s and have never had a bf before. I grew up in a pretty religious household and wasn’t allowed to have bfs until my early 20’s and I think my parents regret that decision considering now I can’t find a bf to save my life. They keep bugging me to find a husband now. So as someone who has like 2 friends and doesn’t really go out, how do I find a bf?

Anonymous 335818

Disney Animated Sh…

I'm not going to be your boyfriend. Me and Amy are already married.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOGmMjbVFos
AMY NOW I KNOW! I WAS WRONG! I GLUCKED UP AND NOW YOU'RE BUP!

Anonymous 335819

Oh I forgot, now is the best time to post the Crystal.cafe theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGkqvx2kGQ

Anonymous 335820

Disney Animated Sh…

THERE'S A HOLE IN HER HEART ABOUT THE SIZE OF A CRADLE!

Anonymous 335821

>>335819
I hate this kind of music tbh

Anonymous 335822

>>335821
This one's for the end when you're dying alone.

Anonymous 335823

Take notice of how the female says "boyfriend" instead of "husband" that's how you know she's already doomed, it's over for her, like most females she's walled and all she has left is her cute animal pictures to comfort her as her ovaries dry up.

Don't laugh, it's sad.

Anonymous 335824

CHINA IS COOKED - …

Best to just start getting a bunch of cats. Your destiny is ahead. Get on the moped and start delivering food to happy couples with a stay at home housewife who didn't waste her life with a career. While you occasionally sit on the bench at the park hoping a guy takes you home.

I blush for you.

Anonymous 335825

Kono Healer, Mendo…

Amy, I'm bullying another one of your users, better get here quick if you think you can keep me from spitting my facts.

Anonymous 335826

>>335824
I need to go back and make a gif of this, because the video is so funny, the girl is trying to get it to move and she's not strong enough.
It was two videos because in China now females are starting to do these jobs and the Chinese men are so surprised to see women they take videos of them and it's just so cute and funny.

Anonymous 335827

Atsumare! Fushigi …

Amy, can you do that thing where you delete my posts and then make a new post saying "Sorry about all those horrible rude posts you got, anyway let me give you useless supporting self-affirming–" HAHAHAHAAHAH I can't! I cannot! Amy, it's so funny.

Anonymous 335828

>>335827
What’s your damage?

Anonymous 335829

>>335828
1d12(+1) when I'm using swords.

By the way Rainbolt dailies is back! I'm so happy. My boy is back at it again. So I won't have time to play with teenage misandrist girls online.

Anonymous 335830

>>335829
Are you from 4chan?

Anonymous 335831

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>>335830
"a-a-are you from [generic social media website] hehe uuuu hole noises"
Don't ask me random nonsense questions. I'm a M.A.G.E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov07yLusCKs

And I have things to download before going home, you distract me from my creative process.

Anonymous 335832

>>335831
How old are you?

Anonymous 335833

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Speaking of which, here's v3. Don't think I'll edit much else here. It defeats the purpose if–

>>335832
I'm 30, stop talking to me. This is my thread until Amy gets here.

Anonymous 335834

>>335833
Leave her alone

Anonymous 335835

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>>335834
>l-leave the lady be!

Anonymous 335836

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Amy is such a tsundere.
I saw this video that was suppose to have a list of female speedrunners, half the list was transvestites. I can't, I cannot. Hilarious. Holes are so bad at everything!

Anonymous 335837

Even If Love Is Bl…

Amy just gushes every time she comes to here little website and sees I've visited it.

Anonymous 335838

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You should kill yourself instead wasting my oxygen chud

Anonymous 335839

>>335838
This pizza is more valuable than you 30 years of organic waste

Anonymous 335840

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Anonymous 335842

Uh oh, she started posting gross images now, time to leave. I got things to do, important things.

Anonymous 335843

Bye chud

Anonymous 335844

>gross
Gross is you. I post beautiful images

Anonymous 335846

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It can be pretty easy if you know how to play the game: most men are pretty dumb, mediocre, and superficial; take care of your appearance without going overboard, play dumb, and hang out somewhere where you can meet minimally acceptable men, like a tech course. Play hard to get and friendly, and watch the magic happen



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