/b/ - Random

Iyaaa liverpool lass believe it or not lol

evening gents

pic related is me haha xx

>>37682
coventry here lmao

>>37682
come on lasses let’s get this thread geared up and ready to go, sorry state of affairs only having four posts within nought but a quart of the hour xx

having a go

bumwanking a scodger

Philomena Cunk is watching this thread.

I like your fish and chips and period movies but I don't understand any of your accents.

XOXO, a neighbour from the Continent

>>37750
If it makes you feel any better, half of us cant understand each other either.

bumtossing a bender

>>37751
I understand the british accent more than the american accent. But maybe is because I watch a lot of british movies

Do you have a loicence for creating this thread, luv?

>>37780
I watched Under the Skin not all that long ago and some of the northern accents were completely and utterly incomprehensible. I think that was partly done intentionally by the filmmaker but damn it wasn't just "thick" it was impenetrable.

North West, I travel to Liverpool a lot for work.

doing a poo

are the Isles of Scilly a nice place to visit?

actually cannot deal with this heat today

>>37816
on the loo?

>>37845
yes

>>37845

It's only getting worse, tomorrow is supposed to be mid-high 30s or something.
I'm going to die.

>>37858

Yeah well you lunatics are used to it.
Plus you've got air-con, which none of us do.

Also [some joke about criminals and drug abuse and so on, you know the drill, god save the queen]

>>37858
you have air conditioning, I have a piece of A4 paper folded into a fan and a damp flannel…

>>37858
I still can't get used to the idea that Australia's seasons are the opposite of what most of us experience.

>>37859
>>37861
Really not everyone has AC. I live in a crumby old house without one, all I have is an electric fan which I 100% recommend for you in your situation. Of course no new house would go up without one now.

Doesn't help either if you work outdoors, in a warehouse or factory, if you work as a driver of some sort, or really anything that isn't office-ish type work. People are still going about their day no problem. The only time I've seen people outside stop work completely is when it hits >40.

If you have to do anything in that weather - even if it's as simple as like going to the corner shop - just drink lots of water, stay in the shade as best you can, and take lots of little breaks so your body can recuperate. Do your best!

>>37891
What part of London are you from lass?

>>37891

Anglos have always stolen their culture to begin with. Can't loose what you never had.

>>37868
what the fuck do you do on christmas day with your family? I mean lunch and presents sure. But what about all the time in between if you don't drink 15 beers outside before it gets dark?

>>37897
The chav part of London. Am I right or am right, >>37891?

>>37943
All of London is chavvy, not a single area of worth to be found in the entire city.

>>37959
sorry but you can only be a chav if you are white working class, of which there are few in London

Just came here from /brit/
What happens here?

ALRI

>>37961
we laugh at the dumb americans who think the welsh are attractive now because of the actor who played Elton John in Rocketman

>>37682
I'm from Finland

reckon you lasses should come over to /brit/

>>38087
haha benis :–DDDDDDDDD
spurdo sparde

HI I'M RORY STEWART AND I THINK YOU SHOULD ELECT ME AS KING OF GREAT BRITAIN. OBSERVE THIS BOOKSHELF BEHIND ME. AS YOU CAN SEE, IT HAS A HOST OF ERUDITE AND EDIFYING "PENGUIN CLASSIC" COVERS. THIS PROVES I AM INTELLIGENT, HANDSOME, WITTY, AND POSSESS A MASSIVE WILLY.

who you asking to the crystal cafe - /brit/ after school disco lads?

What do u lassies think of the recent rise of gammon memes?

anglophile form Sweden worrying about Englands demographic doom
>>38981
Love them.

>>39090

Oh god now I crave greggs shitty pizza slices.
Damnit.

>>39102
How about the gregg’s only diet?

Thoughts?

I hate /brit/ threads. It's just stupid memes and nothing to do with actually living in the UK at all.

>>39449

But that pretty much sums up living here.
What else is there to talk about right now other than endlessly fucking rehashing whether or not Brexit is going to completely derail the country forever, or just mostly derail it for a while?

>>39439
on this drag queen in particular? or the show? I'm looking forward to it! I'm a big drag race fan though so

So tell me Brits, does this taste as good as it looks like?
I regret not getting it during my holidays in your country.

>>39475
>does this taste as good as it looks like?
>looks like vomit mixed with poo
I don't want to be rude but as a person who's very sensitive when it comes to how the food looks like and feels in the mouth it amazes me how people can look at something like this and say it looks good.
For some reason I've suddenly felt the need to make that remark, I guess because it's so bizzare for me but I understand that I'm the weird one here.

>>39476
You might want to check with your doctor if your poo comes out with colourful bits.

>>39478
>vomit mixed with poo
vomit does

>>39475
its decent. its really easy to make yourself at home if you want. its basically just mashed potato and minced beef

Who here /Manchester/?

Had a horrible dream
Did some random shit with Gordan Ramsey about people writing in about some primitive cooking book, only for some reason it involved a whole bunch of chicks sending their tits in
And i really wanted the book but i kept forgetting what it was called and half waking up and wanting to write it down then forgetting
Only to slip back into sleep and for Gordon to give it back to me a few times and one time a golf club as well for some reason

But then there was a recession and i got a job offer in Melbourne so flew down. But when i got there my mum sent me a Facebook message saying it was probably fake and why would they head hunt somebody like me during a recession.
So i got annoyed and was walking around Melbourne i decided i may as well have a beer.
There was one of those counter sticking out of the wall places like which might sell coffee only they only sold xxxx and vb.
The weird thing is though all the melbournians were only drinking xxxx even though its a Queensland beer.
And im standing at this fucking counter for ages. New people are constantly coming but im never served.
Theres a list of all the sizes of beer but they're all wrong.
Normally i can't read in dreams but shit like a schooner is called a schooeeywooey and middy(which people use in Melbourne i think) was a midriff.
And i want a pint but im not sure if i should be self conscious about it because everybody else is getting runt sized beers.
Never got my beer just woke up

alri lasses as if this is still up haha mental that

>>57186
What a boring post

Why's it so bloody hot…

>>57232
cuz ur mum's fat

>british
>culture

Lol'd. Nice joke.

wtf I made this thread a year ago and unironically forgot the name of the website. No way is it still up haha.

>>39889
First album is their best. Fight me.

>>39889
me!

who here /kent/?

im not even from britain but looking back on my life every tv show i have truely loved was from UK. any shows you can reccomend?

What's for din dins?

>>255291
i ate a sandwhich with fish n chips inside

I'm from the island continent of Britain. I work at the local fish and chip mine digging for fresh cod and halibut. My sister cleans chimneys for the count of Worcestershire. We use our meager salaries to buy stale bread and porridge. We live in a large shoe and use collected rainwater to brew our tea. It's a hard life but a humble one.