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Moid secrets. Anonymous 68756

We all know how primitive they are, but even they have their gender specific secrets.
Maybe you know some myths about men that turned out to be true? Share them here.

Anonymous 68758

When I was in hs moids in my class would nickname girls based on the shape of their ass - “spade”, “axe”, “amazon”, “cave”etc.
I think I was the only one who knew and heard them speak about it, but decided not tell the girls for obvious reasons.
They had many secret words for sexual references and they would get off by speaking to stacies in their specific slang.
They also invented certain “dare” games where winners order losers to do certain sexual things to girls like grope them to prove that they are man enough.

Anonymous 68760

Men itch their balls by rubbing the skin between their thumb and pointer finger.

Anonymous 68763

I once saw a man share a girl's nudes with his friends in high school.
The madonna-whore thing is also true.
Actual conversation I've had:
>"anon….aren't there people to you who are only for sex and then others for dating?"
>No, I can find people attractive while not liking them but I'd never fuck them
Funnily enough this guy is effeminate and sensitive but he's still a man. He's slept with most of his female friends (I suspect) and claims "they wouldn't date me after…" but he lies a lot so I suspect it's the opposite.

Anonymous 68765

most dudes with self-proclaimed hero complexes don't actually want to help and just see the victim as easy to manipulate into sex. will often hurt others in means of fucking another victim or ditch current victim as soon as another one comes along. Every single hero complex man I met are cheaters

if you ever sent a man nudes chances are 90% of the time he has shown others

men will manipulate, blatantly lie, even over small stupid things like height

the more a man is to an internet dweller, the worse he is. Often sexist

all men are pedophiles except for 1% of them

men will go out of their way to see other women naked but act non chaulant to your own naked body even if you're objectively more attractive than the women he is rushing to see nude

Anonymous 68772

this 100%

Anonymous 68773

>men will go out of their way to see other women naked but act non chaulant to your own naked body even if you're objectively more attractive than the women he is rushing to see nude

This sounds like a personal issue. It really seems like you're implying you had a bad experience and got rejected. I've only ever heard larger girls say this.

Anonymous 68775

>This sounds like a personal issue. It really seems like you're implying you had a bad experience and got rejected. I've only ever heard larger girls say this

I'm not large, I see women all the time complaining about their nudes being left on R and at the same time fatties on onlyfans get tons of moid simps, I'm athletic and curvy and even in my pickme days I've had men I was seeing act disinterested then chase ugly fat women

Anonymous 68777

My opinion one the whole nudes issue is…
Why the fuck would you send them in the first place??? I don't care how much I love the person, I will never send my nudes,
it's like leaving the house doors open - of course someone will break in one day.

Anonymous 68780

men essentially emotionally blackmail women and girls into feeling like they won't imagine or think of the women and girls they're with and will think of other people or want other people unless they're given materials to jerk off with. it's pretty sad that women and girls are emotionally held captive in this way in hopes of maintaining an unfortunately (usually false) sense of security that they will be thought of in the same way that they're thinking of and wanting these guys. it's really sad to see how badly women just want an equal relationship and sacrifice so much for it, just to ultimately be harmed, hurt, or completely disregarded, by the object of their affection. sadism and apathy are key components of male socialization.

Anonymous 68781

>if you ever sent a man nudes chances are 90% of the time he has shown others

Do you have personal experiences with this or know someone who had? Never understood sending nudes because there are too many risks involved.

Anonymous 68785

saw this shit on vsco and it hit me pretty hard:

men give love to get sex, women give sex to get love.

Anonymous 68786

>nudes left on R
I think there's another factor here you're not noticing. If they're getting ignored it's because the guy didn't care in the first place. Them being more attractive is irrelevant. If they'd rather simp over the fatty it's simply because they find the fatty more attractive.

Anonymous 68787

Don't send men anything, they're untrustworthy swine that do not deserve to be rewarded for their shitty conduct. It's the same reason I won't ever have sex with a man. Once you realize that they see you as a conquest and a cocksleeve, it changes your whole perception of "love" and dating.

Anonymous 68788

>see you as a conquest and a cocksleeve
Have you considered not exclusively dating guys that sleep around 24/7?
Maybe approaching guys that don't fit this description on your own accord?

Anonymous 68789

Kill yourself moid

Anonymous 68790

They either sleep around or they wish they could. I don't date any men, for the exact reasons I enumerated in my prior post. I just wish I could have been born lesbian so that I wouldn't have to deal with their shit if I want to have a family. Every man either watches porn, is okay with casual misogyny, claims to support but doesn't understand feminism/is a poor ally (but usually all of these)… These are all very important factors that need to be considered when trying to find someone with whom you spend the rest of your life.

Anonymous 68791

>watches porn
Although this is normal nowadays, it is rather reasonable to detest this thing. But things are changing as anti-masturbation and anti-pornography are becoming mainstream.
>is okay with casual misogyny
I would like you to define this term. Particularly what separates casual misogyny from regular misogyny.
>doesn't understand feminism/is a poor ally
Nearly every person and every major institution has different definitions of feminism and what it means or what you must do to be a true feminist.
So wouldn't it be more accurate to say that he does not understand what feminism means to you?
Though you could hardly fault him for that is that's the case, unless you actually take effort to explain it to him of course.

Anonymous 68792

It's so clear you're a man lmfao you fucking faggot

Anonymous 68793

>it's rather reasonable to detest pornography
Even trannies have stronger opinions than you, disgusting porn sick faggot.

Anonymous 68794

Anon you have to understand it's not entirely the girl's fault in some situations. Take me for instance. My shitty ex boyfriend (when I was still with him) once screenshotted nude pics of me when we had a nude video chat on Discord. He did it without me realizing, even when I specifically made it clear from the very beginning of the video call that I wanted there to be no screenshots or pictures taken.
I was so horrified the next time we met in person when I crept into his phone and found those screenshotted pictures on there. I had to yell at him and make them delete them on the spot. If I hadn't of found those pictures on his phone, God knows I could have ended up as one of those poor girls who are victims of revenge nude sharing.

Anonymous 68795


I would like you to define deez nuts

Anonymous 68796


There are entire communities who live with the house door open, the idea is that mutual trust is enough to avoid theft.

I had my ex revenge share my nude photos and Skype screenshots because I was lured into believing that a lesbian relationship would be safe from this bullshit, but no, she had to be a total asshole when we broke up. Of course I was a young idiot exploited by an older woman, too. This doesn't make her less guilty.


Same here, anon. It's scary how we continue to stay with those who don't respect our boundaries. I am glad that you ditched him, and happy that you were able to find those screenshots.

Anonymous 68802


Anonymous 68803


You crept into his phone so you're both shitty people?

Anonymous 68805

Fuck off. Women have right to be concerned with what men do seeing as they love to trespass against the women they claim to care for. She obviously had reason to suspect he should be monitored and she was right, and you're going to say that's the same thing as him violating her boundaries when she made it crystal clear that he had no consent to snapshot her during an intimate moment? Men don't deserve privacy considering how frequently "nice guys" who "love" us are shown to be treacherous.

Anonymous 68806

At the point you can't trust what your boyfriend puts on his phone, it sounds like all trust has already broken down and isn't a healthy relationship anymore. Obviously he was in the wrong, I won't argue that, but something must have compelled you to open his phone in the first place right? Or was he always nonchalant about you using it and was just stupid?

Anonymous 68807

Fathers and grandfathers teach them emotional suppression from a very early age.
Their fathers also often mock them and tease them by giving them indirect answers to questions so that they develop ‘thicker skin’.
Large part of male interaction is taking a piss from each other. It’s a male shit-test for other men. If a man can talk back – he earns respect, if he can’t – loses respect.
Emotional, psychological problems are a taboo topic among men.
Majority of men are much more comfortable speaking about their emotions with women than men and use women as therapists – cry pillows.
Crying is taboo in any situation, they are not expected to cry during funerals.
Periodically visiting doctors or caring a lot about one’s health is considered ‘gay’.

Anonymous 68808

Sounds cool to me.

Anonymous 68809

The stare down competition* is real thing among men despite how autistic it looks and sounds. They can get beaten up in the street for looking at someone the wrong way or lose respect for not looking long enough into someone’s eyes

Anonymous 68811

If a man smells like straight out of a swimming pool - he jerked off very recently.
If his room smells like sweat and piss, it’s probably not sweat and piss…

Anonymous 68812

Huh. Maybe I'm just really out of the loop. Don't really talk about nudes or send them.

Anonymous 68817

Most rabid /r9k/ posters that seethe about women being evil or whatever hate being men and hate men way more than they could ever hate women.They resent women for not being one themselves.

Anonymous 68818

Hot take, but autogynephiles are scientifically linked to shame and narcissistic rage. An autogynephile in denial with other mental illnesses (like autism) will feel rejected by society and thus be filled with anger and hate, so it makes perfect sense.

A lot of them don't wipe their hands after shitting.

Anonymous 68822


Bad take. My boyfriend does both.

Anonymous 68825

It's only when they are domesticated, leave him alone for a week and he'll revert to barbaric ways

Anonymous 68828

Glib faux-charisma during conversation is a sure sign he's capable of rape or exploitation. It's just social camouflage for predators.

Anonymous 68833

the anons in this chat need help
if you think this is how men behave i feel sorry for you

Anonymous 68834

Domestication is permanent y'know, it's taming that's temporary.

Anonymous 68846

ah yes men never share their gfs nudes anywhere at all.
not even that considering men have ugly fetishes and admit to cheating with less attractive women. Men are just shit and make no sense.

you also have to understand the vast majority of women aren't pinkpilled from day 1, they're brainwashed by manospeare types and taught they have to go out of their way to make men happy even if it makes them uncomfortable. Not everyone is as privileged as you

this excuse is always funny to me, considering the fact when men find out women were cheating no one cares to call out the extent he did in order to find out, including stalking, following with drones, hacking and so on. But I guess it only matters when it's mens privacy being violated and not womens

Anonymous 68848

There always has to be that one "enlightened minority genius" that goes into a thread and says "you're all stupid, I feel sorry for you, you are all completely wrong."

Please fuck off and go back to whatever anti-feminist shithole you came out of.

Anonymous 68856

i don't think i'm "enlightened" it's just painfully obvious the only men you're interacting with are either teenagers or menchildren. Grow up and get of the chan's for a spell.

Anonymous 68859

lol you're in for a bad time going through life like this. will pray for oblivious ass.

Anonymous 68868

how am i oblivious?
what exactly am i missing?
a balanced life perspective and an understanding that a man does not equal all men?

Anonymous 68889

>if you ever sent a man nudes chances are 90% of the time he has shown others
Guy I lewded with online had my nudes and I had his, we eventually drifted apart and one day he left in anger over some thing I did a few weeks earlier that ended up doing more harm than good.
It's been a year now or something but I haven't seen anything of me pop up anywhere, so I think he's good on that department.
I still have his anyway, but who cares about some random dude's dick.

>the more a man is to an internet dweller, the worse he is. Often sexist

well, he was an internet dweller, not sure if he was ever sexist though

also his nudes were rather bland I guess

Anonymous 68908


How is that itching? Wouldn't a regular scratch movement using nails and fingertips as seen in valueable source material for my social studies be more intuitive and effective?

Anonymous 68909

Probably hard to scratch because it's all so loose down there

Anonymous 68931


He was always nonchalant about me using his phone. Passcodes weren't something we kept as a secret from one another. I don't understand couples who would keep passcodes from one another purposely, I personally see that as some sort of red flag for something suspicious.

Thank you.

Anonymous 68932

>I personally see that as some sort of red flag for something suspicious.
Yeah but if you have a healthy relationship you would trust each other too, right? No need to check.

Anonymous 68936

It shocks me that this impossibly immature line of thought is still so common in 2020. You can't trust anyone, even if they give you no reason to feel suspicious. Trust needs to constantly be checked because people change their minds all of the time, they turn into different people, lose interest and attraction, take their partners for granted, grow complacent and entitled, and all of this leads to keeping secrets and hiding their upsetting behavior, particularly if they already have an established life they still reap some benefits from, or are just too cowardly or uninterested in necessary confrontation.

People who believe "you should always be able to trust your partner!" are complete clowns. You cannot trust anyone fully, least of all a class of people that are a literal safety hazard for women. A class of people who have been trained to jerk off to women being raped and abused and more often than not, want to play-act that out themselves. I trust men about as far as I can throw them. Men have shown time and time again that they can't be trusted with privacy because they literally consider us subhuman, especially if they're fucking us, and people who consider you subhuman aren't going to consider you or respect you. But really, any adult should realize that people, their opinions, thoughts and desires, are not static and need to be continually checked. People do 180s all the time on their partners and they often aren't likely to tell you all about their shameful behavior or interests.

Anonymous 68938

Sorry that I upset you I guess? I think you might have some trust issues unresolved, not related to men. Sure, most of them are deceitful. But not all, right?

Anonymous 68940

I'm not upset. Only the gullible would want to risk their stability and safety for the sake of living by a very flawed maxim that doesn't consider how just generally fallible humans generally are, or, at worst, how inconsiderate, spiteful, or sadistic they can be. You don't know what anyone is capable of, or who they are capable of becoming, even if you think you know them in the present moment. A lot of people don't even know themselves and it's pretty arrogant that people think they can get an accurate enough read on someone else to think they not only know them for sure now, but know who they will be in the future? Insane.

Anonymous 68941

I think the skin is too sensitive for regular scratching. My bf told me that if you ask a guy what the action means he will know.

Anonymous 68942

love my machiavellian sisters :)

Anonymous 68943

nOt AlL mEn

Yes, all men. Go buy your Belle Delphine bathwater and jerk off with your fecal matter hands.

Anonymous 68949

You proved her point.

Anonymous 68950

that's a moid so there's no point being made it's just nonsense that nobody is going to read or care about :)

Anonymous 68957

You speak a multitude of facts

Anonymous 68972

Well they're obviously doing it for reward of some kind, it's ridiculous to expect anyone to work or risk without at least a hope of reward. We have to pay people to work for the same reason
Totally true, I've seen it myself, they get super intense. I'm both glad I don't have to deal with that and envious. It's so out of my domain of understanding I can't even pick up on it without it first being pointed out to me. It's like a whole layer of social interaction I'm blind to

Anonymous 68985

>It's like a whole layer of social interaction I'm blind to
I know this whole thread is dedicated to it, but I wonder how many things we don't pick up on.

Anonymous 68988

I can tell you almost all of it is dominance dispute stuff, finding out who's where on the hierarchy and challenges to position. I ask my boyfriend about it all the time cause it's so fascinating. If you look at a guy or a guy's girl for a split second too long it becomes a challenge. Before a dispute gets escalated to a fight they size up each other and stare down so one of them will back down before a fight happens. I feel like Jane goodall except I can talk to my subjects, it's all so fascinating.

Anonymous 68991

-fit- in an image.…

The parts about cheating and the supposedly insane numbers of fetishes men have are certainly going a little too far here. It seems like they read too much r/FDS and they're lurking on 4chan a lot as well as taking their shitposts very seriously.
But, I think they are absolutely right about their cunning and violent behaviors as it seems to be a universal thing (not counting the <5% of men that are naturally soft, gentle, submissive and empathetic).

Anonymous 69002

They pee in sinks. If it's a single person use bathroom, even then.

Anonymous 69015

where did you find all these shitty guys, most men I met were either neutral or really nice to me
Is that an American thing or something?

Anonymous 69017


>moids doing autistic monke brain shit
>”kinda hot ngl”

This is your brain on heterosexuality. Same tho tbh. Moids are at their best when they’re dumb and aggressive

Anonymous 69021

Hate bringing evopsych or any of that bullshit into discussions, but could that be the reason why? Seeing men that are the strongest = they're the best protectors, or something like that.

Anonymous 69028

Men masturbated to 80% of women they know.

Dressing in overly bright colors is considered gay, at least among the old-school men.

Men are very good at evaluating each other’s power* level. Who they can and cannot take on in a fight, who is the most ‘dangerous’ inside this room.

In dire situations mental breakdowns are dealt with beatings.

Men dislike men who speak too much.

They can get pissed off if their friends steal their jokes to impress someone else when they are nearby. Bonus points if those jokes work and are told to women.

Anonymous 69037

>really nice to me
Stacy confirmed. Your experiences are not universal.

Anonymous 69042

Most men I meet are nice to me, but that doesn't mean anything. A lot of men have been much "nicer" to me than female strangers or acquaintances, but how men treat you superficially is not who they are. The entire male playbook is centered around hiding their awful qualities and psychopathy until/unless they've gotten what they wanted, or have trapped people at least emotionally, enough, to the point where unlatching themselves is difficult. Men are taught this by other men. This is why women are so often emotionally abused, if not physically and sexually by them, and it's really sad that it's so often considered the woman's fault. The entire point is to either pressure the woman to overlook any and all prospective red flags, or to hide anything that could potentially be seen as a red flag, and do everything in your power to pretend to be nice and deeply devoted. My father was very abusive (to me as well, physically, especially) and I watched this firsthand play out over and over and over and over. I have also had many "nice" male friends and while they treat me well, I know their sexual interests (they're disgusting and depressing) and I don't trust who they would necessarily be without the pressure to not act "decent". I also know what they think about the women they're dating and how they use women in general. The men in your life will always mostly be strangers, imho, save for maybe a few.

Anonymous 69043


Recently posted on the vent thread. This behavior is very common. Men aren't going to be honest about how awful they are. Most people won't, but men take it to an extreme, and that's how women get stuck. It's practically a second job for them.

Anonymous 69051

Anonymous 69055


I keep seeing this pattern of how the lowest men in the hierarchy of men are always so desperate for someone to be with and would even kill themselves or someone else for that someone, yet, as some time passes, they always take everything from granted regarding the fact that they were now able to get that 'special' someone.
This kind of thing has never, ever been seen with women whatsoever, neither online or IRL. So I am seriously wondering why does this happen in men only?
My hypothesis is that it may be related to the concept of property and how men are so keen towards owning things–even, perhaps especially, women–so they behave like shit once they have owned someone and therefore take things for granted.

Anonymous 69057

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Seeing a guy put another into submission or stand his ground when the dominance dispute happens is attractive probably cause you see that he's capable and strong but not stupid enough to just pound his chest, there's a finesse to it. Also cause the other men bow to him, and if a guy is the alpha in a group he's 10x more attractive I think for the same reason.

>In dire situations mental breakdowns are dealt with beatings
Seconded, they don't allow weakness when shit gets real

>Men are very good at evaluating each other's power level

For sure, they've evolved to push past one another on the hierarchy so they understand physical and social queues that just fly over our heads.

One I'd like to add is that between men there is always a threat of violence, for a man whom violence is never an option other men will not respect him.

Anonymous 69058

You should 100% like a moid

Anonymous 69059

I'm >>68988 I just ask my boyfriend about this all the time, it's probably my n0.1 favourite subject on men

Anonymous 69066

Sure, not all men, but it's always helpful to remember what >>68936 is talking about. I don't think we should go out of our way to fuck 'em over but taking safety precautions against the class of people whom are taught from an early age to think of you as property is for the better.

Anonymous 69070

We aren't important to them at all, we aren't needed by them at all despite their claims, and their extreme acts of "devotion" are actually owed to impulsivity, stupidity, and usually, manipulation. Nothing else. Just because they're extreme doesn't mean they actually were that desperate or actually cared, just stupid and inclined to be violent and melodramatic. It's a property thing to some extent, but I don't think it's biological. I think it's literally just that their culture is one of spoiled selfishness and shallow hysterics that they want to mount as being deep and meaningful when it just isn't.

Anonymous 69074

welcome to toxic mascuilinity

Anonymous 69078

Single moms, having their child is like marking their territory. They have such a distain towards single moms or even older women in general.
My bf would never date a single mom he has told me plenty of times.
The amount of men who have such fucked up fetishes. Most normie men have some degrees of fetishes too.

Anonymous 69079

>My bf would never date a single mom he has told me plenty of times.
Seems like a reasonable dealbreaker to me.

Anonymous 69080

Meh we're childfree and I would never date someone with kids or a single dad.

Anonymous 69081

There's a difference with not wanting to be a parent or take care of a child, and what men hate: the fact that in their mind the woman has basically been defiled by another man by carrying and birthing his child. Like the anon above said, it's a territorial thing, not a "this is incompatible with my lifestyle" thing.

Anonymous 69090

This is absolutely, without a doubt the reason men are against this. It's literally just "CUCK CUCK CUCK I DUNWANNA BE A CUCK!! DUDE, MUHCROCHIMERISM AND SHIT…"

It's never about anything sensible with them, it has to be petty and almost nonsensical, like the men that think wiping their ass is gay.

Anonymous 69091

Couldn't POSSIBLY be they just don't want to put up with a brat. Nope. You should look up the abuse rates of adopted kids. Nobody, not even people that go out of their way, truly likes kids who aren't theirs.

Anonymous 69092

please swiftly go fuck yourself, sperg. we all know what the reasons are, because they make it very clear irl and online. it's no secret and they aren't ashamed to admit it. and no, you're full of shit. i know so many women that love their bfs or husband's kids. abuse within the foster care system is rampant because these kids are used as mealtickets by unscrupulous people, not because they can't love a child that's their own, but that they are already exploitative people looking for a way to make money.

Anonymous 69093

Whatever you say. Baggage is baggage. I wouldn't even look at a guy with a kid.

Anonymous 69096

you're trying too hard to assert and emphasize your (non) point that flies in the face of reality and what men frequently and very vocally admit anyways, and it just reads as male. you're obviously this feeble-minded skidmark >>69077 as this post sounds exactly like it >>69091.

Anonymous 69098

95% chance you are a moid yourself, or you're just defending people that don't give a fuck about you and see you as nothing more than a walking fleshlight. I will pray for you.

Anonymous 69118

How is that toxic masculinity? That's just how they are, it's really direct problem solving

Anonymous 69119

>Couldn't POSSIBLY be they just don't want to put up with a brat

Anon, these men are literally saying that they don't want to fuck used goods. They aren't ashamed of their reasons and do not conceal them.

Anonymous 69121


Most internet "mysoginists" melt at any gentle female irl you don't even have to be pretty. Of course you probably don't want attention from these type of dweebs but i think it's funny how some people act like dumb teenager boys who spend all day on twitter are the same people beating their wifes up

Anonymous 69123

I don't think you realize how many online misogynists are 30+ yo men with wives, if not families.

Anonymous 69129

And divorced and single too. The majority though are the divorced and single type like most of the internet. Single.

Anonymous 69134

Read punter forums and you'll see what I mean.

Anonymous 69144

A lot of men don't wash their hands after peeing, but there are some who do.

A lot of their banter are very sexual in nature, but most of the time, it's the guys who don't like these kinds of banter who are the real perverts and likely to be irrational.

Metrosexual men are too vain, sometimes even more vain than me.

There seems to be a lot of guys sharing their porn with each other, but I've never had that problem. I asked my ex bf to delete our videos together when we were through, and he did it out of good will.

They are also secretly big eaters, specially for their favorite foods. Like literal slobs.

Lots of them partake in effeminate stuff: girly music, girly movies, girly shows, etc., and discuss them with each other. I find it amusing that they don't lose their manliness when talking about those things with their friends, but also don't like other guys doing it.

Anonymous 69146

>There seems to be a lot of guys sharing their porn with each other, but I've never had that problem. I asked my ex bf to delete our videos together when we were through, and he did it out of good will.
no offense, but sure he did. when i was like 18 i said the same to my bf, he did, and after we broke up i found out he had a whole cloud full of those same deleted photos. they make back ups.

Anonymous 69147

How did you discover the cloud?

Anonymous 69148

he told me and showed me out of spite while we were arguing a while after the break up. i'm sure my pictures are probably somewhere online but i have no identifying features and want to change my name anyways

Anonymous 69150

I'm sorry that had to happen to you, but I'm sure with him. He's a lot of things, but I've never had a problem with him with regards to things like that.
But in a sense of agreeing with you, in the end, we can only hope for the best.

Anonymous 69151


I have never sent any nudes, it was always enough for my boyfriends when they saw me naked IRL. Seriously, am I the only one that has never taken nudie pictures?

Anonymous 69153

>They are also secretly big eaters, specially for their favorite foods. Like literal slobs.
And yet a lot of them are skinny and/or have little fat.
God I wish my metabolism was as good as an average scrote's.

Anonymous 69154

Based anon, sending nudes/letting anyone take your nude pics is the worst thing you can do as a woman.

Anonymous 69158

It's funny, they're always wishing to be skinnier or heavier and damn their metabolism because of the difficulties it provides, though the difference between the slowest and fastest metabolism within normal ranges is a spoon of peanut butter a day.

Anonymous 69159

Anonymous 69160


Yeah, and a two-serving difference (~300-400 kcal) between an average woman and a same-height scrote. Not accounting for metabolism being slowed down in some women due to frequent dieting, thyroid problems, the pill, etc and moids being taller/having more muscle mass on average.

Anonymous 69161

How does the pill affect metabolism?

Anonymous 69162

Messes your natural hormones up. Anything that affects your hormones also affects your metabolism.
Specifically OC make you more resistant to insulin, which can cause weight gain and metabolic syndrome (pre-diabetes).

Anonymous 69163

Interesting, I have heard of women gaining weight because of it. Makes sense.

Anonymous 69180

>Lots of them partake in effeminate stuff: girly music, girly movies, girly shows, etc., and discuss them with each other. I find it amusing that they don't lose their manliness when talking about those things with their friends, but also don't like other guys doing it.
Uh, where do you live, anon?
That has not been seen in any of the countries I have lived in where I have had male friends, as they would certainly get bullied pretty hard for liking girly stuff.
Then again the places I have lived in are full of machismo and toxic masculinity.
You simply don't follow stupid, highly dangerous (social-wise) trends.

Anonymous 69185

nta, but I'm from Canada and most guys are like this, aside from maybe the hardcore hockey jocks and country boys (well…technically seaside town boys but the only difference is fishing and accents).

Anonymous 69186

What’s a “moid”?

Anonymous 69187

You still have his nudes? Why not delete them?

Anonymous 69188

a male. XY chromosome having human. consider 'femoids' vs 'moids'

Anonymous 69192

>A lot of their banter are very sexual in nature, but most of the time, it's the guys who don't like these kinds of banter who are the real perverts and likely to be irrational.
Can you please elaborate? I know banter is common in male friendships or male dominated spaces overall, but I don't see how a man is a pervert if he doesn't enjoy that.

Anonymous 69193

They think skid marks are a normal thing that just happens.

Anonymous 69194

What the fuck are you talking about ewwwwwwwww

Anonymous 69195

She's right they fucking do, I saw a facebook post once of a woman saying her husband doesn't wipe because he thinks that's gay

Anonymous 69196

It's in my experience that guys who don't like it are only really trying to get on the good side of women to appear gentlemanly. They have a facade, so to speak, and deep down are even worse than the guys who openly make banter. At least with the others, it's a What You See Is What You Get kind of deal.

Anonymous 69207


Another "I really need to justify my resentment to men by fake assumptions in despite of growing up and realize people are shit no matter the genre and actually prefer to hide my insecurities blaming men" thread. Why it doesn't surprise me?
I thought that kind of threads were in a contained one, sheesh.

Anonymous 69209


Anonymous 69210

Maybe this is common knowledge but after they scratch their nuts they sniff their fingers

Anonymous 69216

>Lots of them partake in effeminate stuff: girly music, girly movies, girly shows, etc., and discuss them with each other. I find it amusing that they don't lose their manliness when talking about those things with their friends, but also don't like other guys doing it.
True all the moids in my class admitted they watched sailor moon when they were kids.
Also some moids like to watch/read romantic manga/anime/movies but would never admit it even to their gf.

Anonymous 69217

I've seen boys play with barbies, read romantic manga/anime/movies as you've said, listen to Ariana Grande/Carly Rae Jepsen/Selena Gomez's stuff and overheard a group of them discuss Glee beyond the music and the actresses. I honestly don't think less of them tbh, it's the hiding of it that amuses me.

Anonymous 69218

>I honestly don't think less of them tbh
well i do, it's just weird

Anonymous 69220


I don't think they like shoujo stuff aimed at girls and young women though, don't they prefer harem stuff with romantic elements? Which is not that surprising considering it's usually written for guys anyway and the main characters are male.

What exactly is weird?

Anonymous 69221


I meant stuff like pic related and Princess Mononoke

Anonymous 69231

This is just the "dude's who like chick flicks" discussion restrained to anime. It's atypical considering they are, by definition, not the target audience, but I don't think it's weird unless your cultural context takes any intrusion by men into feminine products and art as a problem.

Anonymous 69234

Lurk more or go away, "please."
>but would never admit it even to their gf.
I think this depends if said gf is a real weeb or not as I have seen weeb couples liking the same things–even romcom anime–given the fact that the normal standard of men is to not have "feminine" feelings and never say the word "cute," other than referring to their girlfriend.

Perhaps this could be a good moid secret to discuss for the thread as there are some words in men's vocabulary that are forbidden to use in their daily lives, but I can't think of any other than the word "cute."

Anonymous 69251

Anonymous 69252

i think it is a problem seeing as how they manage to sexualize children and children's characters that look and sound like children, so seamlessly. in terms of gender roles, not a problem, but i question men who are interested in "girly" things for the sake of them either fetishizing media's portrayal of female childhood and our existence in general, or just the possibility that they are attracted to these characters. genuinely innocent interest in these things is fine though, i just believe it to be uncommon.

what is common is them enjoying "girly" music or female vocalists and hiding it.

Anonymous 69275

>sexualize children and children's characters
>fetishizing media's portrayal of female childhood

Sounds like tumblr sjw-esque logic but who knows, you might be right. Or not.

Anonymous 69278

isn't this site filled with shota? seems super hypocritical, no?

Anonymous 69281

Tight jeans give them constant boners.

To make boners less visible and painful some put their dicks upward in their pants and behind a belt.
Some wear baggy hoodies to hide it better.

Those who have a bigger than average dick hate sitting on a toilet.

Some masturbate before school, uni or work so they don’t get boners.

Anonymous 69285

thank you for the tips based coomer

Anonymous 69301


I do not understand how the hell did you end up into that conclusion about the sexualization of children and "girly" things, but I have a humble, perhaps dumb as shit, hunch that men crave for the typical stuff featured in said 'girly' stuff, such as the emotions that both inherently give you and are described in girly media, and the romance that is almost always featured in them.
Additionally, maybe men self-insert as the main character that the heroine in a given 'girly' media will be destined to love, therefore inherently feeling that particular combination of emotions where they feel desired and are able to feel love from a woman, even if it comes from a self-insert woman character. This latter part being strongly related to what you said about feeling attracted to these characters, even if the usual depictions/descriptions of them are 'average' or 'plain Jane'. (pic related in the case of Eastern 'girly stuff')
NTA but I haven't seen the shotacons and the raccoonanons in a while.
I hope they're okay amid this pandemic since they're fun to talk to in their respective threads.
Also, it is highly likely that anon is not a shotacon but one of those anti-pornography women that love Andrea Dworkin.

Anonymous 69302

idk, you tell me. i'm not a long term cc user. i don't approve of shota.

i'm correct. all it takes is a peek around the internet or irl to see that they do sexualize characters that are meant to be children. not saying they all do, all of the time, but it's a thing. there's so much hentai of 10 year old characters that look like 10 year old characters, being jerked off to by adult men, but alright. let's also not pretend bronies didn't want to fuck the ponies. if you think it's so bizarre, please go check out the numerous male tranners that watch anime meant for kids that are especially girly, that fetishize female childhood, dress like children, fuck while dressed like children, and complain about how they never got to "enjoy girlhood".

Anonymous 69331


Anonymous 69346


Oh, I understood your point now, Anon. I'm >>69301 and I misunderstood your stance.
I didn't thought about it, but yeah, there is certainly some concern about men who get into the more girly and for younger girls stuff, such as the many Precure anime and, in the case of the West, the ponies and the obvious that they wanted to unironically have sex with them in Alabama or somewhere redneck-esque.
The tranny stuff is something to consider too, for they, the TiMs, were used to be men who simply liked girly stuff, but their mental illness kicked in and got validated, so they troon out and stay permanently on Twitter and Tumblr.

Anonymous 69732

wait all those about men who don't wipe, wash hands, clean themselves are true? Damn, here that may be case for some old guys

Anonymous 69747

Not wiping your ass and sleeping in bed with shoes on is only an american thing, but not washing hands thing is true everywhere, only male doctors wash hands, but they get bullied by other men for doing so.
Fun fact: Gordon Ramsay got busted washing his hands once and got kicked out of patriarchy for that.

Anonymous 69753

>only male doctors wash hands, but they get bullied by other men for doing so.
what kind of animals are they? In my entire life I met maybe 1 or 2 men who don't wash hands after toilet.

Anonymous 69754

I had to give a pee sample once and I asked the lady who took samples how often people forget to wash their hands and she said that 50% of men forget and get angry when you tell them to wash their hands.

Anonymous 69757

What if they wash their hands and their dick falls off?

Anonymous 69819

I have seen map of "automatic" hands washing after toilet use in europe. Eastern europe is significantly better than western europe. On balkan it's +90%

Anonymous 69854

Disgusting. Adults who don't wash their hands after peeing should have their hands bound and disabled.

Anonymous 69878

Most paint men as dangerous monster but in my experience they can be very easily trained.
Most men are starved for attention and compliments. Compliment them a little without looking like a simp and theyll follow you like a dog.

Anonymous 69879

>repeating grooming strategies endlessly used to manipulate women
This ain't it. Well, actually, maybe it is, because moids deserve it. But I just had to point it out.

Anonymous 69880

Im not saying to do it or that is right. Im just saying they are not as scary as might thing.
Grooming is a completely different thing and more complex

Anonymous 69904

>Most men are starved for attention and compliments

Only ever read this on the english speaking internet to be honest. Do you happen to be from the us, canada etc.?

Anonymous 69910

They literally receive so much praise for doing absolutely nothing that they manage to completely stave off any and all development of self awareness. They get complimented constantly even when they are not competent at all at whatever it is that they do.

I've had so many male friends and it's just not true at all, they ignore the fact that they do have plenty of girls into them and are desirable to women. They think not getting propositioned by a stranger for a session of spontaneous raw dogging on the floor of the canned soup aisle of the grocery store means they're living a life of suffering and mistreatment at the hands of women. If they aren't getting randomly approached by women the way women are by men, they think they're victims.

Anonymous 69911

Cackling because true.
I have a friend who has complained about not being successful with women, but he has to catch himself before going deep into it because…he rejected me.
I did so much shit for him when I had feelings, too. Not that I feel owed since we are actually incompatible and in hindsight I'm glad, but for sure men get a lot of attention.

Anonymous 69913

Literally all men are whores.

Anonymous 69917

This 100%. Patriarchy culture constantly praises men for just existing. Women get compliments from men who want to fuck them, gay men who share common fashion/beauty interests or from other women. Only two of these are genuine and not creepy.

Men seem to think that women should be telling them how hot they are constantly, despite them making zero effort to look good. Men are so homophobic that they struggle to accept even the smallest compliment from another man, yet think women must love being made into sex objects by strangers larger and stronger than them. They can't even take the tiniest compliment from someone they aren't interested in and then wonder why no one compliments them.

Why are men so stupid.

Anonymous 69924


Fucking this.

If I had a dollar every time a self-proclaimed nice guy had rejected me in my youth in favor of simping over some poor girl who doesn’t even know he exists, I’d be able to move into a haunted mansion with an army of vampiric butlers.
Used to blame the girls for this, but now I pity them. The guys weren’t even particularly good looking, just entitled lmao.

Anonymous 69967

There's more male virgins than female virgins.

Did my post get deleted cause I sound like a man? That was all I said

Anonymous 69973

>There's more male virgins than female virgins

I believed this was true for a long time also, but now I realize that men are simply lying about this. I know multiple men who have had sex repeatedly, but "it doesn't count b/c wrong hole" or "it doesn't count b/c prostitute" or "it doesn't count b/c she was ugly" or "it doesn't count b/c it was a long time ago"

Anonymous 69976

>it doesn't count b/c it was a long time ago
does this mean I've regrown my virginity?
On a serious note though dudes wouldn't lie about it unless the scenario is more shameful than being a virgin in itself. Doing anal doesn't seem like it'd be more shameful than being a virgin if anything guys like that right.

The virgins I know are very prudish and prefer to keep hidden their status of virginity. Or you know the opposite side where they're christian or something and take outspoken pride in their virginity

Anonymous 69986

Yeah, it's a weird thing to lie about outside of the fringe cases you pointed out. I'm really struggling to think of reasons as to why someone would pretend to be a virgin.

Anonymous 69987

Part of the reason can be cultural stupidity. In Japan, prostitution is so common that a lot of men don't count it as having losing virginity. To them, prostitution is daily occurrence, not a special event.

Anonymous 69988

Japan would def. count as an edge case, imo. I think that in Europe and NA a guy is more likely to lie about not being a virgin than being one. Did virginity in guys become attractive while I wasn't looking or something?

Anonymous 69994

No it's just the typical imageboard weirdness.

Anonymous 70011

Imageboard's crowd only represent a small percentage of the world's population. You should go outside more.

Anonymous 70105

To be fair, it's human nature to want what we can't have. I'm choosy myself, I don't want to end up with just about anyone.

Anonymous 70217

That was my point though? Male virgins being attractive only a thing on image imageboards, people irl do not find them desirable.

Anonymous 70268


Male virginity is priced either because:
1) Anons have had enough of fuckboys
2) Anons are religious and chaste, so they want someone who is like that too
3) The (possible) benefits of having a virgin boyfriend, e.g., he may not be that much of a coomer, so he won't be violent towards you during sex; more intimacy and loyalty towards you(?); male purity, etc.
4) A unique way to prevent STDs and AIDS?

It is sort of understandable, but very unusual to see outside of CC as there is no culture who truly values male virginity.

Anonymous 70270

Where do you lay?

Anonymous 70272

The fourth one since I am very frightened of STDs.

Anonymous 70274

Same thats why I date down (legals) now. It's better if I can pick me a moid than deal with the disgusting old porn addicted ones that should die already.

Anonymous 70393


They are all homos who are jealous of women

Anonymous 70402

Hmm, I'm starting to think this too given how almost all cultures of the world since ancient times always have accepted male homosexuality, while it isn't always the case with female homosexuality, or sexuality in general.
Else, we probably would have had lots of records about them in great detail, knowing moids.

Anonymous 70461


They don't like female homosexuality cause homosexuality serves to bond same sex people and they don't want a society where women are strongly bonded together cause that would automatically be a society where men would be opressed and females would dominate, like it happens among bonobos for example and much like ancient greece and rome but with the roles reversed. The latter and today's society are completely male homo and that's why we are subjected to scrotes' hatred and jealousy

Anonymous 70492

this is simply not true. as far as ancients are concerned, female homosexuality is a non-issue because it doesn't matter who a female or moid is attracted to they both must marry eachother and make a family because a culture is dead otherwise. male homosexuality is more problematic because it has social implications they care about. it was not 'accepted', specific traditions were followed (not general homosexuality, that is a modern western reductionism – same with trans stuff) and even then it was thought of badly primarily because a bottom homosexual male is necessarily failing to fit into the male role (by being penetrated) + inability to be a woman (men aren't allowed in women's domain) and reproduce which is hugely problematic in a family/clan centred society. they were also much more tolerant of woman assuming male roles whereas for any men appearing effeminate often the only social recourse was suicide.

moids love lesbians though. either to sexualise them (like people do with yaoi) or see them as 'bros'.

Anonymous 70496

That's true there was a festival for the goddess Bona Dea where men were barred from coming and where lesbian sexual relationships were common for the night.

Anonymous 70523


Your dumb ass has never studied Ancient greece, Rome and other societies. To you, liking lesbian porn = love lesbians.

Anonymous 70524

Wtf, I love Ancient Rome now?

Anonymous 70541

qsfz a50e2a6651d1b…

dick infodump.
Males do not need to wipe their penis since the urinary tract is already quite small.
Girls wouldn't need to wipe their vaginas either if peeing in a squatting position was allowed.
A lot of men do not need to touch their penis while peeing because the small size already does not need adjustment.
The men that need to grab their dick to aim, are usually of a larger size than average.
Of course most men won't admit to this. Many will wash their hands even if all they did was pull down their pants, and pull them back up.
Males can get hard if they need to pee. I'm not sure how that works.
A lot of socially maladjusted males will think nothing of touching their dick in private like one would rub their cheek. Then they go on to keep typing/using the mouse like nothing happened.

Anonymous 70564

>Males can get hard if they need to pee. I'm not sure how that works.
Is this bait? This is like something you'd hear in 5th grade

Anonymous 70581

>Reflexogenic erection is an involuntary process and can occur without sexual stimuli. A full bladder is mostly responsible for it. The nerves that control this reflex are present in the sacral nerves of the spinal cord which can also stimulate when a man has full-bladder.

>Some say that it is impossible to pee if you have an erection. Well, it’s all about building a strategy so you can pee when you need to pee.

> Aiming at the toilet can seem impossible without hurting yourself. So don’t force it. The best response to this is to allow your erection to relax partially. Even so, after succeeding on this part, you still need to work on getting your stream to start flowing.

Imagine having to formulate a strategy in order to pee.

The muscles that are in use inside the urethra to forbid urine flow are the same ones that permit semen to pass. Only women can pee and orgasm at the same time. Male squirting is a slashfic and yaoi artifact, not grounded in reality. The penis has two states; one permitting easy urination, and one permitting easy erection. Low-level reflexogenic erection is probably the reason men get erections while asleep, as the body suppresses the release of urine. This is also probably why men say that if they hold in their pee for long enough it feels like a sexual release.

Anonymous 70592

>Imagine having to formulate a strategy in order to pee
a trade off of our peeing compared to theirs, I've never see a line for the men's bathroom cause they can pee anywhere. We don't have to deal with piss strategy but can't pee anywhere.

Anonymous 70593

there was a study where they had people answer anonymous survey questions about sex while edging themselves so they were aroused (lol). under those conditions, 27% of straight men said they'd happily let a cute twink suck them off. make of that what you will.

Anonymous 70597


Lol take a look at 4chan and other male dominated forums and you'll see how many men pose as straight irl but are really into twinks and trannies

Anonymous 70598

yeah it's not news to anyone here but it's news to the average person. male bisexuality is almost as common as female bisexuality is but everyone pretends it's not; now we have scientific proof.

Anonymous 70599


99% of men neither wash nor wipe their penises after peeing. Also, most leak a little after peeing. So they just soak their pants. Also, if they get horny they leak precum which soaks their pants further. Many don't change their pants for several days. Imagine the stench.

Anonymous 70601

I remember my ex was amused at how disgusted my reaction was when he told me that no man ever wipes his dick after he pisses.

Anyway as for moid secrets, I can tell you 100% of men are hebephiles/ephebophiles, and about half of men are capable of sexual attraction to children. That was a hard blackpill to swallow.

Anonymous 70603

I wouldn't say 100%.
But 98% of them would never admit it, so it's hard to tell.
Also, pedo sex offenders are lynched worldwide in prisons on a regular basis. So some men definitively have no chill on this topic.

Anonymous 70605

This is describing one specific thing that sometimes happens. You've clearly never had a bf. I've seen what mine does when he has to pee while hard and he basically has to lay on top of the toilet its kind of hilarious. If moids had to do that every time they peed they'd be even pickier about peeing than most women

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