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ausfag general /afg/ Anonymous 83646

This thread is for Australia specific moid hating and general chat.
What’s the latest?
What’s on your mind anon?

Anonymous 83647

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First

Anonymous 83648

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>>83646
I miss him so much, girls

Anonymous 83649

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>>83646
>hotdog bun

that's a paddlin

Anonymous 83650

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>>83648
We all do matette

Anonymous 83651

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>>83648
Why did he do heroin? Why must all our friends travel this dark path of steroid use and cologne abuse?

Anonymous 83652

>Finish weighted lunges
>Feel like a sexual beast
God I love working glutes

Anonymous 83653

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>>83652
>heavy workout
>harsh training
>walk home half dead
>rest as well as possible
>wake up next day with insatiable lust
w-why does this happen every time

Anonymous 83654

>still fat
>the meal replacement shakes - they do nothing

I blame the patriarchy

Anonymous 83655

>>83654
>I blame the patriarchy
Based as fuck, and big if true!

Anonymous 83656

how to lose weight…

>>83654
don't buy b*lk nutrients next time

Anonymous 83657

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>>83656
the pure-product ones have fluoride in them, i'm open to other brands

Anonymous 83658

>>83653
>wake up next day with insatiable lust
That's the test boost mah negress

Anonymous 83659


>b*lk chang has entered the chat

Anonymous 83660

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>>83657
>asuka themed Rei

Anonymous 83661

some asian chick stole my boyfriend, slut.

Anonymous 83662

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Off to train
Send ki please

Anonymous 83663

>>83659
He truly will never stop gals…. why the fuck does she do it…

Anonymous 83664

I don't understand anything in this thread

Anonymous 83665

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>>83662
Fuck off kakarot, I'm training too

Anonymous 83666

>>83664
Hey girly, first day?

Anonymous 83667

I want a boyfwendu

Anonymous 83668

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>Have to stop training to put bolognese sauce on
Why do I always leave gym too late?

Anonymous 83669

>>83668
nevermind, I'll just have oats for dinner
eezy peezy

Anonymous 83670

Goin for 50 OHP x5
Can taste that 1pl8 incoming

Anonymous 83672

>>83657
How do you know pure product has fluoride? I thought they have to put stuff like that on the label

Anonymous 83676

>>83672
says so on the nutritional pannel/website, the bulk nutrients shakes don't have any tho.

tbh i'd prefer the pure-product shakes - they are more filling and a good 30% cheaper when on sale

Anonymous 83678

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Rate my dinner girls

Anonymous 83679

>>83678
Never post here again until you go gym
This is your last reply

Anonymous 83680

>>83678
you'll never get a man cooking like that

>mfw: no veggie salt on the veggies

Anonymous 83685

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That's me done for tonight love
But not before I remind them

Anonymous 83687

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Anonymous 83730

Morning ladies

Anonymous 83735

>>83730
Morning, c-cunt…

Sorry I'm not Aus… can I still post here? I was hoping the big dick energy ITT would rub off on me.

Anonymous 83736

Boy I sure do love Nanette :^)

Anonymous 83761

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Rest day… FINALLY.
I'm so fatigued… I'm covered in bruises too

Anonymous 83762

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Anonymous 83763

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>>83762
top kek

Anonymous 83780

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>>83762
>Latest posts
JUST

Anonymous 83782

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>>83780
go gym

Anonymous 83783

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>>83782
I'm not GC you dyke

Anonymous 83784

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>>83783
good
when are you going gym next?

Anonymous 83786

>>83784
Tonight, chest and arm.
Rest day on Sunday

Anonymous 83787

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>>83786
>chest and arms
Nice breh
You're gonna kill it

Anonymous 83789

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>>83787
Cheers luv

Anonymous 83794

I'm British and hopefully moving to Melbourne in a few months. Melbourne has a nice selection of bubble tea shops.

Anonymous 83796

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>>83794
Melbourne should be fine but I assure you that the rest of Australia is quite full, packed to the rafters, absolutely choccas.

Anonymous 83797

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>>83794
Why would any sane person move to Melbourne?
I regret moving here 1000% and can't wait to fuck back off to Queensland or even Tassie. Shit, I'd even take Darwin over this place.
GET ME OUT OF HERE

Anonymous 83815

>>83797
>I would take darwin
Darwin is a comfy place when it comes to the people besides the half caste abos robbing you and belligerent drunk full bloods asking for money but you really do not want to be in darwin every service is dog shit if you need mental health help.

Avoid that shit hole but the people can be good to talk to very down to earth.

Anonymous 83823

>>83797
It’s for work, I don’t have a choice about location.

Anonymous 83878

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Ausanons, is this true?

Anonymous 83953

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Anonymous 84069

>>83878
Yeah, limeys really do carry a purse.

Anonymous 84962

>>83878
In the country it's true. But 90% of the country lives like the image on the left sadly

Anonymous 100134

Anyone else /Checking the fuck in/?

Anonymous 100135

>>100134
Hey sis, I'm checking in.
Anyway I overate like way too much on Monday and Thursday. We're talking 1700 cals here. Hopefully all the new fat goes right to my ass

Anonymous 100136

>>100135
Oh nooo :(
Anyway, went for a run today, then watched the diving. Good shit.

Anonymous 100141

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Cannot BELIEVE this is still up.
Based Ausfriends

Anonymous 100584

checking in

Anonymous 101386

Hi hello

Anonymous 109155

checking in

Anonymous 109163

>>83646
> snags aren’t in a slice of white bread

Anonymous 109185

kmarts opening back up has created such havoc

Anonymous 109324

now that Nsw is open again I'm going hiking with my friends. what are you doing to celebrate?

Anonymous 109326

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>>109324
For me? It's the gym.
Boxing is fun

Anonymous 109328

>>109326
Do you do boxing competitions or do you just box for fun?

Anonymous 109329

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>>109328
No competition right now.
I was jabbing this kid in the face over and over last night, and just enjoying how fun it is. Don't worry, it was only gentle training.

Anonymous 109330

That doesn't sound very nice of you. Did they stand a chance at all or did you just pummel this random kid?

Anonymous 109331

>>109330
Said random kid was struggling with timing of punches, so I merely gave some relatively painless lessons on how less is more. A few light jabs to the face from me is much better than getting pummelled by some of the killers in the gym.

Anonymous 109334

>>83678
i thought your juice was a glass of spaghetti

Anonymous 109336

>>109324
laser tag

Anonymous 109337

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Anonymous 117387

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Merry Christmas girls!

Anonymous 117401

>>117387
Wow it’s weird you girls are on the 25th already because of being located in Australia. Wack.

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Checking in…

Anonymous 306610

Checking in

Anonymous 306910

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Alison from Koala Man.

Anonymous 306911

>>83678
I've been contemplating suicide for a while now, this was the push I needed. Thank you.

Anonymous 307019

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Anonymous 307088

Whats everyone up to this ANZAC day?

Anonymous 307090

Is it normal for guys (you don't know) to come over to you and ask you out? It happened for the first time yesterday and I was a little unnerved by it.

>>307088
Might just end up drinking alone.

Anonymous 307093

>>307090
Yeah it happens on occasion. I am 6'2 so most men only want a huge mommy to dom them thats why they approach me. If they give me any kind of ick vibe i tell them straight up im not interested. Most of the time they thank me for being upfront. Other times they just call me a lesbo and i respond "yeah you are right"

Anonymous 307094

>>307093
This is me i forgot to include it
>>307090
I went to the dawn service in brisbane and then played 2 up and had a drinking competition at the RSL still waiting for a friend to get back to me so we can see a movie

Anonymous 307095

>I hate Australia, it's a nothing nation that means nothing and has no future

Australia is a US/Chinese economic zone staffed by Indians. All of our politics is like a race to be the worst candidate at the moment. It is honestly bizarre because Dutton had it handed to him on a silver platter but still decided to antagnoise people

Albo:
>I have multiple properties as a landlord and I'm going to do exactly nothing to help first home buyers
>Cost of living crisis? What?
>Hey do you know what this country needs? Pissing off Russia by offering to send troops!
>Anthony Albanese referred to Narendra Modi as "the boss"
>Albanese signed a migration "deal" that makes it easier for Indians to immigrate to Australia and for Australians to immigrate to India.

Dutton:
>Hey you know what I hate? Public Servants. Yes I know we're in a cost of living crisis and everyone is feeling the pinch but I'm going to fire tens of thousands of Australians
>I also hate working from home! The one good thing that has happened in the last twenty years. Vote for me so you can be forced back into the office every working day

Melbourne
>Australia has the population of New York state
>Starts as a British outpost in one of the most inhospitable environments on earth and has been heavily dependent on the USA since the 40s
>We've doubled our population in 20 years in Melbourne because gdp must go up. Of course this leads to increased homelessness but at least big business, real estate and finance are richer
>Chinese and Indians buy up all the million dollar shitbox abspestos properties and try to rent them out to us for $700-800 a week but none of us will pay that so they sit dormant while homelessness skyrockets
>Zero negotiating power. AUKUS means nothing. Our strategic location means nothing.
>Tarneit in the melbourne area is like 50% indian
>rich whites are living in suburbs closer to the city, or poor whites are in the country side
>the homeless
>the western suburbs
>lost it's car industry and is turning into a service based economy with money from the government. We don't make anything anymore, just sell it all to China
>letting in 100k a month into Australia too keep the economy going but our standard of living declines in the process
>most shops in the CBD have Chinese writing on shopfronts/signs than english
>can't making a fucking train connection to the airport
>you need to inherit money to have a nice house
>outer suburbs of Melbourne where it would take an hour to walk to the nearest train station, so you absolutely need a car to function
>unsafe low trust "diverse" city
>Victorian government punishing their farmers
>aggressive homeless people if you don't give them enough money. "What am I going to do with $100" was the most recent one I received
>paying 60% of income on rent
>no proper plan to remedy the cost of living and housing crisis
>everyone on cocaine, antidepressents, MDMA, and fucking themselves up
>far too many people going to university getting useless degrees that really shouldn't be going
>Holden was owned by GM USA, the two traditional Australian cars were the Holden Commodore and the Ford Falcon that were designed and manufactured in Australia. Each model came in a Sedan, Stationwagon and Ute version all built on the same chasis. But in the 2000s people started wanting SUVs, light trucks and and econobox hatchbacks and there just wasn't a market big enough for full sized v6/v8 cars in Australia and we barely exported anything because GM/Ford didn't want them to compete with American made cars in foreign markets so they killed Australian manufacturing because they became unprofitable, and now all vehicles sold in Australia are imported
>median wage $64k BEFORE 30% tax

Anonymous 307096

>>307095
tax in australia isnt a flat rate. It scales. At 64k you would likely only be paying like 22% at most of your income

Anonymous 307098

>>307096
sorry if this is the big dumb but how do you work out your 'actual' tax percentage because of the scaling thing?

Anonymous 307099

>>307093
>>307094
Interesting (I forgot to mention that it was the first time it happened outside of a setting with alcohol).

I went to an Anzac ceremony near Brisbane, but more just to observe the spectacle from a detached point of view. It's a very surreal experience, most of these people have no conception really of what war is, myself included. It feels empty to me. I didn't know 2 up was still something people played; my grandparents have told me about it.

What movie?

>>307095
>Dutton had it handed to him on a silver platter
Like every LNP leader in history. Comparing Albo with Dutton like this is dishonest. Look at the history of this country's politics and what each party actually stands for/how they have voted. In general it runs like this:

>Labor proposes a long term plan that will make us relevant on a global scale (e.g. Rudd's CPRS).

>LNP rejects it for being too ambitious.
>Greens reject it for not being ambitious enough.
>Murdoch media slams Labor for not making Australia a utopia overnight.
>Labor settles for a shit version of their previous idea.
>Murdoch media slams it for being shit.
>Labor loses next election.
>LNP scraps Labor's plans.
>LNP guts public services like hospitals, schools, and firefighting
>Emergency room wait time increases. Bulk billing decreases.
>Trained professionals decrease in number. LNP import cheap labour from overseas to compensate.
>No management of our volatile bush ecosystem
>Election time
>Labor proposes new measures to make things easier for the working class (e.g. cutting negative gearing)
>Murdoch media slams them for this.
>Labor loses the election because Malcolm Turnbull did a heckin gay rights or something
>LNP is elected again.
>Repeat until the country is bad enough that Murdoch brainwashing is ineffective
>Labor minority government
>Country is on fire
>Immigration is now necessary or else we lose entire industries
>Public health is all but useless
>Labor is blamed for this
>Labor proposes a long term plan that will make us relevant on a global scale…

Anonymous 307100

>>307095
Sydney
>avoid newtown, redfern, surry hills, campbelltown, blacktown, bankstown, king's cross, cabramatta, punchbowl, lakemba, penrith, liverpool
>CBD means "Chinese Business District"
>Lives and breathes construction and trades
>Newcastle and Wollongong are actually more fucked than Sydney right now
>Aussies living in share houses until they’re 40
>You need to earn 130k (top 10% salary) to comfortably (30% of net income) an average apartment now in Sydney
>Debt increases on their HECS loans due to indexation as well, so every year they don't pay it back it just goes UP AND UP
>Every time I go out I hear foreign accents everywhere
>Sydney's not as good as Melbourne, it's more dense and less pleasant
>If you don't own a house in Australia you are basically stuffed
>Homeless everywhere because they don't have the references or aren't considered good enough to get the housing available for rent or sharing.
>Indians lower our wages because they're willing to work for min wage and free overtime
>Very little is made here any more. All I can call to mind straight away is Bundaberg drinks
>A car is crazy expensive to insure, maintain and register, that's minimum 5k a year for repairs, maintenance and fuel.
>Going to uni is pointless if you're doing it to make money. Everyone does a trade.
>Constantly told that we need China and India for the economy
>Every race self segregates into their own suburbs and communities and there’s a general hatred for people who aren’t in your race
>Public signs in Sydney and Melbourne CBD are written in both English and Chinese, as well as Public Announcements in major transport hubs like Airports
>Sydney Airport is perhaps the most Chinese friendly, it has full compliance in Chinese and English labelling, three languages PA with Mandarin, Cantonese and English, every shop has at least one staff can speaks fluent Mandarin. Many Chinese tourists saying it’s even better than some airports in China.
>Chinese vessel circumnavigating Australia proving Australia is now alone and can no longer rely on the US support

Brisbane
>Brisbane used to be laid back, but now it feels like a rat race with all the aggression of sydney
>Brisbane without a car you're confined to the central business district or Fortitude Valley, neither of which are great walkable areas. You can get to Southbank too but you have to take a bus over the Victoria Bridge to QPAC which is a nightmare
>Fortitude Valley is a no go zone, the gay nightclub district of Brisbane, where all strippers whinging about guys not tipping them and homeless people everywhere always begging and trying to start fights
>Fortitude Valley station where people are just sleeping on the sidewalk, pissing and shitting, drinking, shooting up drugs
>Homeless everywhere, loudspeaks with automated voice tell cunts not to ride bikes or vape in the mall
>New tents cities are popping up across the Brisbane CBD
>No jobs
>lot of meth heads around George st, especially near the corner for turbot and George near the old hotel
>driving has become complete shit in brisbane, parks and sidewalks have so much litter now aswell
>Surfer's Paradise is Homeless Paradise
>mass immigration hub that the CBD has become
>Sydney and Melbourne are more expensive. All our jobs are there. Brisbane and Perth are just country towns in comparison
>Toowoomba units are more expensive than ones near brissy and goldie
>St Pauls Cathedral lets homeless people sleep on their grounds from 6pm to 6am
>The top of queen street seems to be a magnet for drug effected people screaming at each other
>terrible traffic, floods most of the time , pretty boring suburbs. M1 to get away is choked on most peak hours

Anonymous 307101

>>307098
Never heard of tax brackets?
The amount of money you make in that bracket is taxed at a certain percentage.
For example i think 20k to 40k is 19% +1% for each 1k over. So at 22k yo would be taxed at 20k at 19% 21k at 20% and 22k at 21%.

Anonymous 307102

>>307100
>Fortitude Valley is a no go zone
the amount of times I would get out of my car (8am) at my office job in FV and a known flasher would be around and do his thing, and I would tell my colleagues and say "oh that's [first_name], it happens all the time, the police just move him on"

>New tents cities are popping up across the Brisbane CBD


I had to move back to my rural town to look after a sick family member circa early 2021 and when I moved back in late 2024 I barely recognised the CBD. I used to love hanging around the CBD for uni (QUT) or a middle-of-the-CBD office job for most of the 2010's so I knew it well and I felt so unsafe at night and the whole CBD smells of piss now. Shocking.

Anonymous 307103

>>307100
Brisbane
>Brisbane used to be laid back, but now it feels like a rat race with all the aggression of sydney
>Brisbane without a car you're confined to the central business district or Fortitude Valley, neither of which are great walkable areas. You can get to Southbank too but you have to take a bus over the Victoria Bridge to QPAC which is a nightmare
>Fortitude Valley is a no go zone, the gay nightclub district of Brisbane, where all strippers whinging about guys not tipping them and homeless people everywhere always begging and trying to start fights
>Fortitude Valley station where people are just sleeping on the sidewalk, pissing and shitting, drinking, shooting up drugs
>Homeless everywhere, loudspeaks with automated voice tell cunts not to ride bikes or vape in the mall
>New tents cities are popping up across the Brisbane CBD
This is all wrong. I work in the city and i commute from outer brisbane each day. I have a car and i take public transport most places.

Anonymous 307104

>>307102
>>307103
QRD on Fortitude?

Anonymous 307105

>>307104
Both really. I have two offices and i go where i am needed.

Anonymous 307108

>>307103
>This is all wrong. I work in the city and i commute from outer brisbane each day

Try KKCLUB or Candy

Anonymous 307112

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Is Brisbane really that bad?

t. Perth sister

Anonymous 307341

>>307112
no, brisbane is great
you realise that your beaches are the same ocean that indians poo in, right?



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