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Anonymous 97335

Don't report posts in this thread

ITT: we post as moids

> ogga booga where SEX at

Anonymous 97347

Ooga you go away, that is my SEX!!! My sex! I’m gonna fight for no reason like an idiot!

Anonymous 97349


Waaaah why would god make me have these desires and an enlarged clit only torment me because of it~

Waaah I wanna be a boy but still be myself waaaah~

Waaaaaah I don’t like this face waaah don’t make me look how I don’t want to look waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

~~we’re all one so why did I do this to myself~~

Anonymous 97354


how do you do fellow girls? XD

Anonymous 97356

Anonymous 97360

Lol I bet most of you are femcels who are secretly drooling for some cock, here's a porn pic. Hurr durr.

Anonymous 97364


Anonymous 97365


this thread reminds me of the "shitty music that men listen to" thread

Anonymous 97369

Kek, i missed what thread this was and literally thought you were male. top tier impersonation.

Anonymous 97370

Why can i just find a simple girl that has tits that enter the room 5 hours before the rest of her. I just want someone to suck my pencil dick every day and cook for me and clean my room :/
Too bad all women are whores who only care about money… no, they only care about looks… i mean money

Anonymous 97373


Has anyone considered that ancient Greece's casual homosexuality was actually very redpilled?

Just look at the west and how many things suck now because the majority of men are thirsty simps desperate for w*men

Anonymous 97374

Do you have a link?

Anonymous 97375

I guess hanging around male dominated spaces is finally paying off.

Anonymous 97380


wow there's a guy who's really good at stabbing people, i am pretending to be him.

Anonymous 97382

Anonymous 97386


I have ovaries, a uterus, and a clit.


Anonymous 97389


Anonymous 97393


Women have no aspirations, opinions, or critical thinking. They are a hivemind, albeit they tend to burst into hysteria when confronted with this fact. God made them to be servants, as a religious man would phrase it. A male representative of any biological species is diverse in his functionality: he is the hunter, the warrior, the lifeguard. Women only can realize themselves as one thing — one tool, rather: a medium for a man to continue his kin. Even when our Fathers were pressured by ”””them””” to slip females some rights, those either ignore this generous gift due to their intrinsic lower intelligence, or fail miserably to gain any success. They are pathetic in their endeavor to try to be equal to men, when they were naturally destined to stand at our knee-level. It truly is saddening that the great philosophers of the past didn’t recognize the fault in the ludicrous belief that a female is worth of being mentioned in a conversation, save she gave birth to a significant man. Alas, even great minds aren’t deprived of fallacy; I am myself prone to accidental swallowing whilst leisurely receiving an autofellatio. Fortunately, it is really not a matter to be bummed about, since this wave of emancipation is as brief as a child’s play.

Anonymous 97395

>Alas, even great minds aren’t deprived of fallacy; I am myself prone to accidental swallowing whilst leisurely receiving an autofellatio.
lmao brilliant

Anonymous 97396

Are feminists truly concerned with equality? Because if they were, they'd realize that there is a completely unfair situation happening to men. It's a serious problem, and it's that the women I find attractive don't want to date me.

Feminists need to realize that women are unfairly witholding sex and affection from me, and being able to exercise choice in your partners is absolutely a privilege given to women that should be eliminated, or at least extended more to men. If you really believed in equality– I mean, REALLY believed in it– you'd be out here encouraging women to lower their standards and date me, or socializing women to date men they're not really attracted to in order to give me the girlfriend I require. My happiness and self-worth are solely the responsibility of women, and I'm gonna need you to start acting like it.

Honestly, this issue is so serious, that you should be way more concerned with it than you are with stupid things like "workplace discrimination" and "the wage gap." You have NO IDEA how important it is that men receive attention and affection from women. It has stopped wars! Who cares about "careers" or "money?" I'll never have a problem with either, so your resources should really be dedicated towards the one thing that will make me happy, and that's a romantic relationship with an attractive woman. You don't even know what oppression IS, if you don't think I am oppressed by this. You have no empathy whatsoever. Please read this unhinged rant and hopefully feel bad enough to start telling women to be less discriminating, or at least to pity-fuck the next guy who messages them "hey" on OK Cupid.

I won't consider that perhaps women don't want to date me because I absolutely reek of desperation and entitlement; that women find desperate men off-putting and even frightening; that maybe I could work on myself to be more attractive to a partner I desire; or any reason why women might be more discerning with their partners versus fucking anything that walks. I also won't hear any arguments that feminists are already working on the root issues, which are things like "performance of masculinity requiring sexual conquest" or "mental health resources and support for men" or "addressing male social isolation." No, feminism needs to address this by providing me my choice of partners, or at least acknowledging that it's not fair that I don't have this. Because this is fucking OPPRESSION. And you should be fighting for me! After all, isn't that equality?!

Anonymous 97397

Quality bait, good work

Anonymous 97406

I went to that thread knowingly will get hurt because I listen to pretty much everything with few exceptions.

Anonymous 97413

dont cheat the man…

Women are hypergamous and always specifically aim for men who are above them, not equal. Feminist beliefs only hold weight in a women's mind as long as her feelings tell her that these beliefs are beneficial to her. When trying to actually tie down a man and get him to settle for her as queen bee, feminist ideas are obviously a detriment to her goals. For the same reason that there are no feminists on a sinking ship, there are no feminists in the presence of a man she truly wants. When a women claims to be your equal, what she is really saying is that you aren't good enough.
Feminism is thus one big shit test and any feminist ideas or actions you see women partaking in should be treated as such. You could even say that there is actually no such thing as a female feminist and ironically the only people who truly believe in feminism at face value are male cucks who have allowed themselves to be manipulated into supporting a fake ideology.

Anonymous 97418


I'll be your gf anon ^-^

Anonymous 97421


DAE struggle with being a manlet? How do I cope with being only 5'11.75 bros? I'm going to go shoot up a school over this.

Anonymous 97422


Anonymous 97433


This is power.

Anonymous 97435


>a femanon on 4chan posts that she is homeless
>100+ posters tell her that she is a whore and deserves worse
>100+ simps or potential serial killers jump to her rescue
>anon enters the thread
this thread is proof that women live life on easy mode!

Anonymous 97436


It's over!

Anonymous 97438


Anonymous 97439


Anonymous 97446

Hey guys my dick is 12.653 inches long and girth is 6.234 inches, is this enough for a gf?

Anonymous 97458


women live life on easy mode and are thus incapable of knowing true suffering and why we live in a society. they are completely devoid of empathy and will never understand the years of suffering i endured because Veronica laughed at me in the sixth grade who cares if it was 15 years ago. even my mom called me a pussy who needs to get the the fuck over it. i will never forgive roasties for this!!11! Fuk yu Veronca!!1!!!!11!!

Anonymous 97463

Un-ironically canon

Anonymous 97466

Women want to be wage slaves instead of wanting to be a slave under me.

Anonymous 97469

I'll be your gf too, my girldick is more feminine than all those roasties that ciswoman have, anyway anon. uwu.

Anonymous 97480


So my gf gained a noticeable amount of weight in the last few months. I've brought it up and she said she'll go to the gym and eat healthier. Well that only lasted about a week until she reverted back to her old habits. Last night when I came home from work I saw 5 empty pizza boxes! Shit's getting out of control. Bros, do you have any advice on how to get her to lose weight? Or am I doomed?

Anonymous 97481

Do you even lift?

Anonymous 97482

…five pizza boxes? jesus christ is your gf snorlax???

Anonymous 97519

I damn near reported you until I remembered what this thread is about, 10/10.

Anonymous 97520

Hey girls, who wants to add me on discord?

Anonymous 97521

lol, same. i did report her on accident kek

Anonymous 97523


What do you mean you got that nasty skin tag removed? That's so pickme of you, you must be a mentally ill tranny then

Anonymous 97530

It's a joke

Anonymous 97533

Cope for?

Anonymous 97537


i can't tell if this is retardation or a very good continuation of the thread topic…

Anonymous 97538

Why are western women so degenerate? Females could have it so good if they would just submit to men. I want to punch myself in the face now lol

Anonymous 97564


I'm beginning to think so. But you know, I actually think it's not all that bad. So what if she's over 300 lbs? Her facesits are AMAZING.

Anonymous 97591

Yesterday the cashier didn't smile at me.

No women will ever like me.

Guess I will become a nazi. Surely they will like me more then…

Anonymous 97593

Based and architect-pilled

Anonymous 97623

Guess you’re going to die alone with no one by your side except for your cat. Have fun being miserable and depressed at 40 you broad

Anonymous 97628

women are whores because they wont fuck me

Anonymous 97638


Okay, so now that I've flatulated, eructated, relieved that pesky itch on my deriere and gratified myself for the better part of two hours, I have shockingly encountered a sudden gust of dissatisfaction. How can the bold and unafraid navel explorer that is I relieve this unwanted feeling at once? Upon digging in my luscious and pristine brain folds I may have come across an answer after all! I shall post my penis and scrotum on a female image board and smite them with it. That will show them! Surely, that shall give me a minor rush of dopamine and will ward off that pesky boredom of my dreadful existence for a while. Immediately after this, I shall refresh the page regularly to observe the possible reactions of the female users to gain a little bit further pleasure in the aftermath. I am so easy to please. Truly. Considering my simple nature and obvious quality of low-maintenance, how come the females are not interested in dating me?

Anonymous 97658


aw shiet it's so dark in here lemme turn on my lamp real quick

Anonymous 97659

>using your skins to make a lamp and not a woman costume
What a waste bro

Anonymous 97708


>what brand onahole should i buy bros? MY DICK DOESNT FEEL ANYTHING ANYMORE BROS

Anonymous 97716

that picrew is BEAUTIFUL and is probably a better representation of the unironic twitter users with picrew profile pictures

Anonymous 97719

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daugther you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

Anonymous 97723


Louder for the sigmas in the back

Anonymous 97735

Eating out a girl doesn't sound so bad as long as she's a virgin and cute.

Anonymous 97740

W*men live life on easy mode, proof:
>Wom*n have sex 80 more times
>Wom*n aren't as likely to be murdered by men as other men are
>Wom*n visit hospitals more often than men
>Wom*n are less likely to be addicted to alcohol
>Only 5% of prisoners are wom*n

How do we stop foids from oppressing us? If we don't take their rights away by violence the society will collapse. Again today I faced major misandry such as a 14-year old foid I found on Reddit not responding to my dick pics and later I watched videos of girls dancing on TikTok while eating my tendies and it made me angry, foids are so fucking retarded. I'm just about ready to shoot up a mall and I know my fellow men will no longer take this shit either, fuck the society, there's no point for men to participate if we don't get laid with 13-year olds.

Anonymous 97743

And that's why we should sell female kids for marriage to other family at the age of 10 - max! Western civilization is already dead at this point, so I guess it wouldn't be _that_ shameful to borrow some muslim traditions.

Anonymous 97747

It's 80/20 or rather 99.9999999/0.00000001 now bro. Foids are just a bunch of hypergamous Chad-chasing cunts. In 2021 you need a minimum of 6 feet, 6 inches, 6 figures, 6 private jets, 6 Olympic gold metals, 6 fingers and toes, 6 ostriches to even be LOOKED AT by an obese landwhale. Trust me, watch my pigwoman Tinder experiment video. 69% of men under 30 today report being virgins. This just proves how much men are disposable. Don't worry, when Stacy becomes post-wall at age 12 she will regret riding the cock carousel and not snagging a betabux cuck in her prime. Invest in wine and cat food. Maybe when we reach our peak SMV at 75 we will finally be drowning in pussy, if not then I will just go ER. History shows that societies with too many angry virgin males don't end up so well, so enjoy the decline.

Anonymous 97748

>when Stacy becomes post-wall at age 12
I cant believe this… pricelss

Anonymous 97749

Nvr gettin Deez Nuts lmaoooo

Anonymous 97750


I dont know if the posters in this thread are literally copying shit moids say or is it all original shit. Its extremely good and entertaining.

Anonymous 97755

Women are empty shells. They’re inherently consumptive creatures. Materiality, frivolity, and superficiality are intrinsic to female nature. Yes, I think my consumptive interest in geo-politics, video games, and soccer is somehow superior because I am severely retarded.

Anonymous 97757

So I was abused by my parents, I’m not sure it’s the reason why I’m suicidal but that’s the only thing I can think of.
I was never happy and I can’t imagine myself being happy. It’ll sound like I’m an edgy teen but I don’t like the world much. When I was younger I thought people are smarter, world is bigger and more interesting.
Men hate women and women hate men, it’s sad. I visit websites for incels and websites for femcels to have an idea what exactly they’re like but I can’t think of anything that can change their mind.

I could maybe have a decent life, I’m young my life has barely started. I’d like to do some charity work, meet decent people maybe get a gf, drink tea with her and watch some goofy anime under a blanket. But I think that’s a very slim chance. It’s an idolized scenario that’ll never happen.

Nobody will read it the way I’d like them to but venting is therapeutic even if nobody listens.

Anonymous 97758

>Maybe when we reach our peak SMV at 75 we will finally be drowning in pussy, if not then I will just go ER

thank you anon for the good laugh

Anonymous 97768

I wish a girl would show interest in me for once. Then I wouldn't feel so worthless.

Anonymous 97782

this is brilliant. excellent job, anon.

Anonymous 97805

That's why I forced my 200 lb girlfriend to be 400 lbs, more tits and ass for me and it means I'm high T, medical bills suck though

Anonymous 97810

Bro she’s already getting double teamed by Tyrone and Chang. Beat the whore for me king

Anonymous 97811

She's obviously lying. How do you even allow the bitch to go out without your permission? You should beat the fuck out of her and teach her a lesson. But of course you're not going to do this because you're a beta provider. Good luck raising Tyrone's child.

Anonymous 97818

>voluntarily licking slimy stinky fish slit that contains your own sperm
I can hear your masculinity crumbling to dust from here. What is wrong with you? Just sniff her panties when she’s not looking, bro.

Anonymous 97839

Abandon the harlot, brother.
1 Corinthians 5:9-11 I wrote to you in my letter not to associate with sexually immoral people not at all meaning the people of this world who are immoral, or the greedy and swindlers, or idolaters. In that case, you would have to leave this world. But now I am writing to you that you must not associate with anyone who claims to be a brother or sister but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or slanderer, a drunkard or swindler. Do not even eat with such people.

Anonymous 97850


why are they so easy to imitate

Anonymous 97853


I hate women so much it's unreal

Anonymous 97855


how would one go about fucking a bird?

Anonymous 97892

Made me kek so hard this is what they actually sound like
Cheers king!

Anonymous 97918


Why don't we just rape them?

Anonymous 97925

Dude, you shouldn't have to try unless you're a beta. My testosterone is can be sensed from up to 5 kilometres away, in fact, I saw one of these bird bitches side eyeing me the other day and I knew she wanted me. Just go for it pussy. Make sure to narrow your eyes to look more 'hunter/alpha/ and square your jaw. Maybe even stand taller, and act interested but also not too interested because being too interested is gay.

Anonymous 98296


Bros I met some qt redhead who waits tables at Chilli's and I've been going there everyday trying to work up the nerve to talk to her. Last night I finally asked her out and she told me that she wasn't interested, but I can see in her eyes that she wanted me so I waited outside after I finished my meal and followed her home after her shift. She saw me and started walking faster so I did too to catch up to her. Then she started running so I thought oh cool she wants to race and ran as fast as I could. This bitch pulled out a fucking taser and shocked me so hard that I shit my pants.

Do you think I still have a chance with her? I think she's leading me on.

Anonymous 98302

she didn't eat 5 pizzas by herself. you got cucked bro.

Anonymous 98303

Let's not exaggerate, for we are the logical gender. The female egg carton organ has exactly 30 eggs and one egg disintegrates every 365 days. Foids cannot count and they do not know biology so they barely realize they need to settle down with a nice, intelligent, nihilistic gentleman ASAP.

Anonymous 98348

>He fell for the cunnilingus meme
Foids don't actually like it when you eat them out. It will secretly cause them to lose respect for you. It gets them real hot when you take charge and do whatever YOU want.

Anonymous 98355

This. Pleasuring a woman is for CUCKS. If the clitoris is real then how come I've never found it? Checkmate, betas.

Anonymous 98363


>he doesn't know

Anonymous 98364

I lold harder than I should have, good thread

Anonymous 98368

Thread has some bangers (>>97421 is pretty great), but the rest of your suck at being accurate or conversely so exaggerated it's funny again.

Anonymous 98369


Anonymous 98372

literally mee.jpg

post booba

Anonymous 98382

if you don't have a gf become the gf is easy

Anonymous 98384

This. Do couch to 5k and eat soy-filled foods for 6 months and you’ll totally get trapmode aesthetics. Will probably me more fuckable than 90% of foids too!

Anonymous 98388


All womn are whores, they only want abusive manipulative chads straight out of prision. They never give oportunities to nice men like me those fucking roastie skanks. I hate womn so much, can wait for my own wife robot maid and autonomous uterus. Females are useless.

Anonymous 98391


Anonymous 98433


I hate roasties because they only want BBC. How can I ever compare?

Anonymous 98447

/unscrote but I’ve actually never seen this computer boy b4

Anonymous 98448


Anonymous 98449

Isn't 75% of posters already males LARPing as females? So now we get males LARPing as females LARPing as males. Nice.

Anonymous 98451

I think doing another poll would be cool.

Anonymous 98469

Somehow I doubt moidposters are capable of enough self-awareness to parody themselves.

Anonymous 98471

>she doesn’t know about those moid hate threads that were made by moidposters

Anonymous 98492

pedo family.png

Why can't we marry 12yr olds like they did in the 1950s?

Anonymous 98495

>Hispanic/Arab looking moids
I swear god most of these moids are stupid as bricks and yeah yeah different culture and lack of education but most Arabic women or Hispanic women are well kept and have critical thinking skills and morals, their moids on the other hand are complete smooth brains most of the time, I don't know how the fuck would any woman be able to deal with a man that retarded

And before anyone says white moids aren't any better you're completely right, when white moids are disgusting pedophiles aka all white moids at least they try to hide it unless they're incels or something then they'll loud and proud run around screaming how female children are better than fully grown women. I guess it just hits you different and sickens me how moids will just shamelessly be disgusting pedophile rapists and act like everyone else is wrong

Anonymous 98496


there's no way that niceass baby shower was thrown by this pedophile or this child. other people knew. awful, so awful.

Anonymous 98497

This was apparently public knowledge on facebook, I've got nothing in the reports stating the girl was distressed. How exactly did this happen?

Anonymous 98499

Apparently 9 months of her thinking it's ok, him thinking it's okay, whoever threw the babyshower thinking it's okay.

Anonymous 98511


Anonymous 98529

Why is it illegal to fuck our own daughters?

Anonymous 98531

because (((they))) want us all to be weak and cucked

Anonymous 98536


It's evolutionarily beneficial for men to have sex with as many females as humanly possible and it's a biological fact that females peak at 11. Culturally and economically speaking it just makes sense that I sit in my chair shitposting about interracial pornography all day while my hebe wives cook for me and raise my children. It's the natural order, I can't believe whores have destroyed it all by fucking every asshole hobo around and simultaneously only settling for billionaires with 25 cm cocks.

I look at sex and think about vaginas all day and yet I only fuck my own hand. Females are cruel and heartless animals. Where sex? Where meat hole? Some of us brothers would have to put in effort to ejaculate inside meat holes hence females will never understand pain or suffering.

Anonymous 98537

My girlfriend laughed a little too hard at another man's joke. Fellas am I getting cucked?

Anonymous 98540

yes also she's having sex with your dog. all women are whores, anyways I have to jelq

Anonymous 98572

Throughout history sex with kids has always been regarded as the highest form of sex.

Anonymous 98573

I hate you for posting this but I audibly laughed at my screen

Anonymous 98629

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Femceldom Real Hahahaha Bitch Just Walk Outside On The Street Like Cunt Open Your Legs Haha

Anonymous 98694


I just failed nofap

Anonymous 98696

Just try edging, bro. You can fap as much as you want, just make sure you don't cum so you don't develop low T and end up a beta male cuck.

Anonymous 98697


>Develop porn addiction because evil women
>Justify it and harass women who are anti porn
>Women finally give in and fuck porn addicts anyway
>Porn addicts can't get hard or perform well
>Women's fault for not liking soft dick and gross floppy bodies
>Then claim that you're a victim because of your crippling porn addiction and it's all women's fault for not helping you

Moids are built different

Anonymous 98724

Tfw you’ll never have a gf
You’ll never cuddle with a girl under a blanket while watching some goofy anime
You’ll never hear “I love you”

Anonymous 98725

Stop I’m going to kms now and livestream it. I hate women they’re such attention hoares

Anonymous 98728

Everyone needs attention, we’re social creatures. Nothing wrong about that.
Blaming society for your failures is bad even if it’s partly true, nothing ever gets better on its own bro.

Anonymous 98729

Close. He'd say cute gf, pretty gf, hot gf. And then he'd say he doesn't have one because women are shallow bitches who only want chad.

Anonymous 98763

Fag. Way less gay to just eat your homie’s cum

Anonymous 98783

best one

Anonymous 98791


I asked my step sister to pity fuck me and she said no. She's probably out there right now cucking me with the Chad who bullied me in preschool. I'm going to shoot up the nearest supermarket and drive off a cliff.

Anonymous 98798

How do I know if I have sigma potential? I watched a 5-hour Sargon Peterson video on the topic and I still have questions. For the record I'm fully vantapilled and my penis is more or less around average rounded up on the Briffault scale, definitely looks bigger from certain angles, and in the past month I've mostly acted according to my instinctual dark triad AFC AMOG volcel rationale. Is it feasible for me, or even worth it to publicly ascend to sigma? I'm technically a KHHV since I'm a MGTOW but my displayed SMV will be extremely high when I get my raise and hair transplant so my main objective is to avoid getting frivorce raped by feminazis.

Anonymous 98800

I'm not gay but men are objectively better looking than women. It's just a fact that foids are deformed men. How could they ever compete with broad shoulders, narrow hips, chiseled biceps, big juicy balls, rippling cock veins- excuse me I need to go jerk off.

Anonymous 98802

You guys should post these on 4chan to fuck with people

Anonymous 98803



Anonymous 98804


boobs boobs boobs pussy pussy fart ass balls dildo porn fap pussy fart boob boob boob boob boob twerk my channel is a dying corpse and a failure i have the most insufferable fanbase of 13 year old boys

Anonymous 98806

I hate the way he says pussy.

Anonymous 98811

Small tits look horrible on women but amazing on femboys and lolis

Anonymous 98813

Lmao very nice

Anonymous 98827

whos that soycuck

Anonymous 98847

based arthas poster

Anonymous 99012

so far only like 10% of these are somewhat creative or unique

Anonymous 99071

men are retards and don't want to accept their personality is shit so they resort to claiming it's actually their height that's the issue

Anonymous 99078

Life is 90% luck and 10% hard work. The hard work is worthless if you aren't lucky.

Anonymous 99081

some things really do keep people down. height for men is not one of them, however.

Anonymous 99094

i know it's not the place and all that but i wish it was like that for women. for women it's like, "should i behave differently?" but no you're just ugly.

Anonymous 99173

It's because people as dumb as you gave him those views. Try comparing to Jeff Bezos next, who's also a manlet.

Anonymous 99176

I think they mean with regards to women. It's not like you need to be 6 feet tall to become a millionaire.

Anonymous 99188

Girls have a crush on penguinz0? Which ones?

Anonymous 99193

I shitpost on CC and low despite being a kissless virgin that never had a gf or a relationship.

Anonymous 99202


This thread isn't simplistic and repetitive enough, it should be an endless pool of random pictures of girls with "imagine doing the sex with this" and "why can't i do the sex, kill all womyn"

Anonymous 99204

Is it gay to brush your teeth regularly?

Anonymous 99205

actually i think barb was the one to rape chris
think about it
she's a bitch

Anonymous 99211

Feeling somehow better lately. I learned to keep myself busy, if I don’t have time to think about life I don’t get depressed.

Exercise learning Linux and preparing to learn C++ and asembler as the first programming languages. So I have basically become undatable but I’m better.

Anonymous 99215

Obviously. If they didn't there wouldn't be any manlets left.

Anonymous 99216

>there wouldn't be any manlets left.
Sounds awesome.

Anonymous 99221

Flat is justice

Anonymous 99227


Anonymous 99276

Akshully youthfulness is a sign of fertility, pregnancy and sagging is unattractive because it means she is less fertile and older

Anonymous 99278

And medium is premium


It's gay to be attracted to flat women

Anonymous 99281

>tfw no tall mommy girlfriend with big booba

Anonymous 99291

What size dick is too small? I don't think about big hard dicks all the time or anything I just wanna know haha

Anonymous 99300


The Flat-Chested "Woman"* Question: How Do We Deal with This Biological Inconvenience?
About 10 inches long, 8 inches thick, and a sturdy, wide penis head that is not (((circumcised))) and looks like a meaty mushroom is the absolute bare minimum these days to pleasure a woman; plus, you should be able to have big enough, veiny yet soft, sagging balls in order to pleasure your oneitis or whatever bitch you want.
After all, having a huge dick is complementary to having a gf with huge tits since only men who like small tits are closeted faggots and obviously have small dicks, so they cope with having a smaller "woman" as a girlfriend.

Anonymous 99301


>The Flat-Chested "Woman"* Question: How Do We Deal with This Biological Inconvenience?
Ah, yes. Forgot to add my essay on the subhuman-ness of this kind of "woman".


Anonymous 99310

>I knew what you said already and therefor am obligated to inform you. I agree with what you say, yes, my agreement matters. Wait, did you >>97335 just subtly nod upwards at me? Are we friends now? Eyecontact. You look at my forehead. I accidentally look at your mouth. You own me. Every inch of me, my property, my territory and my future financial profits. I say “my” because, naturally, onwership and conquest are inherent and I do really own these things. More eyecontact. Yep, we’re friends, I can speak now. This will go great :D
>Ha! sirs, have you forgotten your proverbial hats amid this moral quandary? Tie your ethics to your belts my comrades lest the menace breech our noble, fortified minds! If one of us is to fall victim to this . . . hellish prospect . . . well, does not each one of us lay recumbent beside him?
>No one nods, there’s only one answer here, obviously they are idiots. I am confused so I should hurt something.

Anonymous 99314


Anonymous 99331

>Tfw my gf is a D cup and not a triple Z cup
Why live bros? How do I fix her?

Anonymous 99333

Tits flop.
I'm more bout dat ass.

Anonymous 99334

Yah but no one looks a completely flat chested D cup, she need to be at least a triple D and then I can get turned on

Anonymous 99341

Anonymous 99347

I see you're a man of culture as well.

Anonymous 99362

How do I cope with being 5'8????

Anonymous 99373

get a taller-than-you-bf and tower over the subhuman masses

Anonymous 99376

Wait, so get a tall sub bf, then command him to bully people taller than me?

Anonymous 99379

Become gay and get TOPPED.

Anonymous 99454

post BRUTAL moggings

Anonymous 99479

Seriously, why do men do this to themselves and each other. It's like emotional self abuse.

Anonymous 99495


There’s some retarded moid account that posts “daily blackpills” which are all along the lines of picrel. they’re addicted to self pity and depression, they love it because it gives them an excuse to continue not doing anything

Anonymous 99512

what's that site? Italian 4chan or something?

Anonymous 99519


>just hit the gym bro
It has never begun for us.

Anonymous 99522

Digital self harm
They intentionally search for things that make them feel bad

Anonymous 99531

i like how they interpret "first person a girl has sex with" as being their "first love". maybe it's just me but there's nothing i look back fondly about with my first boyfriend. pretty sure the majority of women look back and cringe at their usually retarded teenage first boyfriends.

Anonymous 99610

It honestly fascinates me that somebody's mind can get twisted in this way.

Anonymous 99623


Anonymous 99626

Women will never experience struggle the same way as men do and as a result will always stay mentally and spiritually mediocre and seethe endlessly at mens success and bucket crab other women who reach excellence

Anonymous 99627

My cum tasted a little acidic yesterday. Should I see a doctor?

Anonymous 99630

Add a little sugar to cut the acidity

Anonymous 99655

I can't tell if you dropped character or not.

Anonymous 99672

lmao that thread in Italian

Anonymous 99722

I pretend like care bout talk, can i sex now?
>In case they were not a schizo fat bitch

Anonymous 99730

Well be prepared to see the most bizzare shit that /r9k/ can ever produce, the dog-pill


Read at your own risk

Anonymous 99732

Imagine the smell.

Anonymous 99734


Anonymous 99749

It's definitely mostly larping. Most posts in fetish forums are. That being said, the outliers who are telling the truth need to be locked up.

Anonymous 99753

It's all real shit moids say.

Anonymous 99785


A girl brushed past my shoulders
I need to coooom brooos

Anonymous 99788

she looks like she fucks human men

Anonymous 99896

the risk is part of the fun

Anonymous 100021

anons, i need help. do any of you have advice on how to get a paternity test without my wife knowing? i've had my suspicions ever since she got pregnant but now our baby is twelve months old and i can't take it anymore. every day i'm sick to my stomach. there's something about the way she looks at the baby that just makes me think he isn't mine. any advice?

Anonymous 100058

I've heard somewhere babies look much more like their dad the first year to trigger empathy from them so they stick around.

Anonymous 100119


Anonymous 100126

I accidentally sat on my pendulum swangin' nutsack while trying to get into my gamer chair

scratches mustache

Anonymous 100147

it's just the opinions of hurt and lonely people, dont take it too much to heart.

Anonymous 100149

Sauce no the top twink bruh? No homo

Anonymous 100165

Lesbians aren't real lmao. They just need a real man to straighten them out and fuck the gay outta them ecks dee lol

Anonymous 100166

Lesbians are real, and I am one. My girldick only gets hard to other women. Cis lesbains are probably fake tbh, but transbians are 100% real and valid.

Anonymous 100234


Fuck Marry Kill

Anonymous 100235

>fuck and kill
>fuck and kill
>fuck and kill
t. Chud

Anonymous 100241

Men don’t play those games and if they did it would be fuck to all
Most guys aren’t into marriage and incels are rare contrary to what you see in your internet bubble

Anonymous 100242

ugh, why can't I find a girl who's into femdom? all I want is a dommy mommy who will suck my dick, eat my ass, let me suck her boobas while she strokes me, change my diapers and basically do everything to pleasure me while expecting nothing in return and also cooking and cleaning and earning money so I can stay inside playing video games all day. Also I'd like to call her mommy during sex but it's not incestual at all haha. ugh I'd do anything for such a girl, except get a job, or take a shower, or work out, or wear nice clothes.. I guess dominant women really don't exist. also here's a pic of me wearing my moms panties, my tranny friend said women like that

Anonymous 100259

Uuuugggh I'm no horny why can't I find a lolita gf to satisfy my sick fantasises of fucking children

Anonymous 100261

[generic cursed doomer wojak]

>wake up

>stare at ceiling for an hour
>whore mom walks in
>"what's that smell?"
>fucking hate her
>can't smell anything anymore, desensitised to own stink
>not gonna shower anyway
>go onto discord
>no dms from any minors i sent friend requests to
>may as well harass them and act innocent about it
>got blocked and reported

what do i do now, fellas?

Anonymous 100285

Agreed, brother. And let us not forget that marriage is a trap created by and for women in order to oppress men and force us to stay with and provide money to an old, aging roastie gold-digger who ages like milk and hits the wall after age 18. Real men will recognize that we, as men, age like fine wine and are eternally young and fertile looking. We must reject the feminist dogma and continually seek out young women as evolution programmed us to.

Anonymous 100364


Can you do my cousin, sister, and my friend's gf too pls

Anonymous 100414

All of them have skinny 12yo boy's body. No feminine fat distribution or roundness at all which makes females attractive.

Anonymous 100426

>one chance at life
>be named Anon
I hate being a namelet

Anonymous 100847

i'm not paying taxes
i'm not getting vaxxed
i'm not putting on the muzzle
i'm not sending my kids to school or university
i'm not eating the bugs
i'm not living in a pod
i'm not giving up my car
i'm not baking the cake

Anonymous 100894

just pissed in the sink


Anonymous 100916


you have been misinformed

Anonymous 100918


Anonymous 100921

>Who cares about "careers" or "money?" I'll never have a problem with either
kek moids always end up proving our point

Anonymous 101041

My parents were mean to me as a child and now I’m going to go rape a woman

Anonymous 101780

High quility /his/ bait

Anonymous 101948

So after years of neglecting her, I made a huge latch ditch effort to try and save my relationship. She said it was really sweet, but still left me??? Is romance dead?

Anonymous 102814


Thank you, goddess

Anonymous 102820

Women aren't real, only I am real.

Anonymous 102822

Didn't even snipe the pissbucket from across the kitchen to prove you can still drive after 8 beers.

Anonymous 102950

Women after the age of 5 are roasties. ;)

Anonymous 102982


Hi girlies! UwU (sorry i is sooper shy >< )

I'm going to my first girly sleepover next toosday and was wondering how my (very female) cooter is supposed to smell?? (sorry for my spelling im a ditz ^^ ) because it smells like a rotten carcass and im worried that when we share tampons and have pillow fights the other girlies are going to notice! oh noes :(

I watched some shoujo animes to understand feminine etiquette, so I think I will totes fit in but idk >< i promised myself i would shave my hairy legs and wear my spinniest skirt and then the other girlies will stop calling the police on me and trying to put me on a list! just for coming to their pyjama parties uninvited! (they're meanie bakas desu >:() but ya if you have any tips please share them! kisses! xoxo


Anonymous 103034

imagine flushing 1.6 gallons of water (precious money) down the toilet instead utilizing a urine vessel
>0 cash spent
>no need to leave the bed
>recycled jar
>you can dump it on the neighbours yard and ruin his lawn

truly the alpha choice fellas

Anonymous 103042


>using a 'urine vessel' (piss jar)

>vs. urethral release on the go, anywhere

>pissing in a jar

>you need a jar (we're not all as rich as you, still on that sigma grindset)
>implies you need to hide yourself
>not noisy enough

>spontaneous urethral release

>claims territory

>no jar required
>can make a loud splash, works as a fanfare too
>people will clear space for you
>natural scent will attract females

this is the sigma choice. i don't usually share, but kings raise each other up.

Anonymous 103051


Why are femoids like this?

Anonymous 103054

Imagine wasting precious testosterone and other hormones by spraying them all over the nearest bus seat.
Urine retention is true ligma grindset, that or a catheter feeding into your vena cava for optimal reabsorption rates.

Anonymous 103056

Are you comparing losing your virginity to eating a hamburger

Anonymous 103081

Hopefully I meet someone, genuinely love her and enjoy our life together.

Anonymous 103096

OP said moid not ladies

Anonymous 103110


Anonymous 103151

dumb as rocks - no…

i've lived a life of despair
so please don't take my hair
it's all that i have left
it will leave me bereft
the norwood reaper cometh

the coming years look bleak
for the suffered freak
ascend the widows peak
what makes the brave man meek

the norwood reaper cometh
its here today and its
gone tomorrow
the norwood reaper cometh

oh fighting back is folly
he culls the hedges wholly
sowed by melancholy
betrothed with just the holy

the norwood reaper cometh
its here today and its
gone tomorrow
the norwood reaper cometh

Anonymous 103152


Anonymous 103253


I would hug a cactus then swim thru shark infested salt water to the arctic to battle with an angry mother polar bear on a 2x2 foot iceberg for the chance to share a spaghetti dinner with Yukino on a webcam over a dial up connection.

Anonymous 104446

Jodi Arias is an actress and never killed anyone, covid is a psyop, and we are ruled by jewish elite families that are all related and their bloodline goes all the way back to ancient phoenicia and maybe even further.

By the way pizzagate, Satanists rule the world, Jeffrey espstein shit(hes a jewish agent playing a role), pedophile cabal, flat earth , aliens, mk ultra mind controlled celebs, mandela effect, are all created by them as distractions. If any of those were real they wouldnt be talked about in the media as much as they are.

Anonymous 104455


Hate it when this happens bros

Anonymous 104457


how the FUCK do I get a gf bros?

Anonymous 104458


I can't wait to find a blonde feminine woman who genuinely loves me and I love her, then we will have children together and she will be chained to me like a slave caring for my children and house, while I discuss politics with my coworkers

Anonymous 104484


Bros, my 8 year old sister left her underwear on the bathroom floor, this means she is giving me a sign, right? I took the underwear and masturbated with it. Pic related. Going to have consensual (Yes, 8 year olds can consent) sex with her, or rape her if she refuses me. Wish me luck!

Why was the thread where we were discussing male peadophilia deleted?

Anonymous 104487

i fucking gagged

Anonymous 104492

Anonymous 104497

you're right bro I'll just follow her home after class

Anonymous 104503

no, you don't

Anonymous 104527

>Why was the thread where we were discussing male peadophilia deleted?
I was wondering this too. I think the thread was something like "what do you hate most about moids?" So maybe it was redundant? But annoying because there was a discussion going on

Anonymous 104543

Why the fuck did you post that image, that's disgusting

Anonymous 104607

Imma throw up

Anonymous 104612

would be hot if it were a moid's tongue

Anonymous 104622


Anonymous 104696


kek why are they like this?

Anonymous 104747


Ugh why don't any women get on her knees and suck my misogynist dick? I hate women being sluts but also for not sleeping with me when I'm a bitter toxic loser.

Anonymous 104749

i dont think he's wrong at all. most of us dont wanna accept it, but like.. imagine you've got endless choieces of the kind of car you wanna take a ride in for free! (most probably for once or just for a short span of time). you have buick as one of the options. then you have hyindai, honda, toyota, alfa romeo, bmw, audi, mercedes, peugeot, pagani, ferrari, lamborghini, buggati, rolce royce, etc, etc.

think for yourselves, would you choose a toyota? wen youve got so many amazing options to choose from?
i dont think going into denial mode does anything; its basic human nature so it technically cant be used 'against' us cuz men would do the same if they had the same options as us. but yeah, doesnt mean theyre misogynists for speaking out about the imbalance.

Anonymous 104757

This is a horrible analogy, not all of us can get with any guy we like. There are plenty of women who would be perfectly fine settling for ride in a toyota, but if that particular one is a total fucking lemon (IE his personality is boring and he’s not doing anything with his life) nobody would want to ride in it.

I drive a honda by the way, and it’s a great car, good gas mileage and not too shabby handling

Anonymous 104761


Female actually arent capable of thinking about anything that matters. Every idea they have even if seemingly significant is generated by their simple-minded thinking, centered around only the mundane. This is very scientifical i think, because the in the right brain dominance or something i believe as well as and men also have the gene that makes them individuals. So yeah women cant be funny smart or quirky or anything cause they dont scientifically speaking have interests but theyre pretending they have cause they dont wanna face the fact that theyre not actually people i think

tfw i actually had beliefs similar to this at 13 when i discovered 4chan and spent about 2-3 years in deep depression, anxiety and paranoia believing im not in control of my fucking thoughts, even though none of it was ever based on research but instead on how i felt. Yes im a schizo and a autistic

Anonymous 104766


It seems I forgot what thread I was in LMAO

Anonymous 104773

I'm interested in seeing normie women's reactions to these screencaps. Google reverse image search didn't give me anything. Is there a discussion about it somewhere? It seems like the kind of thing reddit users love to discuss.

Anonymous 104821

Just date online. Not a lot of hot guys but it's easy to filter out the ones who aren't.

Anonymous 104828

Okay this one actually gave me deja vu

Anonymous 104836


trans women are actually better than cis women because they're more femenine and will do anything to being validated as a woman, even if that means degrading themselves, they will do anything for a true chad's validation. take the tranny pill bro.

Anonymous 104850

It was wiped from reddit. From what I recall female normies generally replied that this was a small subsection of the population and not representative of the whole, which is true. Most women would be grossed out by misogyny even if the guy was hot.

Anonymous 104869

>political stances
It's a blackpill bio, I think they're trying to "prove" that it's not their ideology that doesn't get them laid, but how they look.

Anonymous 104874

>no shit hot people can fuck who they want when they want
Even that is a lie. Usually when people talk about how looks are everything and treating others like shit doesn't matter if you're hot, they leave out all the rejections that this kind of person gets. Yes, you can fuck a lot of people if you want, if you're very attractive, but even then it doesn't mean that everyone will look past your shit behavior/personality.

Likewise, like you said, being ugly (or "ugly", AKA average AKA normal, since incels think anyone who's not perfect is ugly) doesn't actually give you a 0% chance of getting laid/a loving partner. The notion that "everyone is someone's type" (or similar sayings) is true, after all.

Incels think in absolutes all the time and it's annoying that they can't even see it.

Anonymous 104882

This. Also they have some autistic obsession with virginity. They seem to think it's a good thing to be a virgin, especially since they're virgins themselves (lol)

Anonymous 104883

I see that more as a reaction to the ridiculing of male virgins in popular culture, to be honest. Of course, neither virginity or non-virginity is inherently good or bad and that applies to both sexes.

Anonymous 104887

Eh, in theory maybe. In theory, virgin guys especially over 20 are really nasty. Usually there's something wrong with them. And sex with them is really awkward and terrible. I'm glad I lost my virginity to a non virgin. I can't imagine how terrible it'd be if both of us were virgins.

Anonymous 104943


hewwo~ are trans gals allowed here? <3 lmk~

Anonymous 104944

Anonymous 104945

anon look at what thread they're posting in

Anonymous 104947

Omg yes you're more feminine than women!

Anonymous 104949


Anonymous 104950


Lmao I'm silly. Wait here is one:

"Being rich can buy me into becomming a woman uwu."

Anonymous 104951

Of course babe. I am not gay, but I would fuck you. I am in no way looking to have sex with a sexually confused 16 year old confused boy.

Anonymous 104961

All women are entitled bitches, become my trap gf (male) and we will get rid of them. They will come back begging to have our children.

Anonymous 104984

Have fun with used up roasties who rode the cock carousel since the age of 14.

Anonymous 105467

Do girls who do it are forced by their boyfriend? It is my understanding that most animals last like 30 seconds.

Anonymous 105469

>Drs say 6 out of ten pap smears have dog seamen in them
Go right ahead and post the source anon.

Anonymous 105471

>Just trust me bro

Anonymous 105475

Are you gay or something?

Anonymous 105477

That's because they're incels (or bordering on being one). There's also very little of women who fetishize male virginity, on the contrary men fetishize virginity (it's seen as a weakness or vulnerability in women). You can also think about he fact that hetero women rarely achieve orgasms during sex even with on virgin moids.

Anonymous 105496

>When my satire is so good I get permabanned for posting in the "talk like moids" thread

Anonymous 105508

men value virginity in women because of paternity insecurity; i.e. “if i’m the only one who has ever had sex with her, I cannot be cucked”.

Anonymous 105540

Virginity can be lost by thought, its that innocent mind hat men are after.

Anonymous 105549

Imagine being this much of a seething bluepilled coper.

Anonymous 105552

It can be both. Moid sexuality isn't known to be logical as much as they'd like to claim.

A lot of them do want virgin because they imagine them to be innocent or naive.

Anonymous 105554

I think moids are just made to be scared of non-virgins on a biological level. So they have some feeling that it's wrong and then try to construct some rationalization for why they have the feeling and pretend (even to themselves) that that's why they're feeling it. It's all an excuse. Explains most moid behavior actually.

Anonymous 105558

Your chin is 0.01 inches too small and your eyes are half a degree tilted in the wrong direction so sorry bro that's why. Wom*n literally have laser precise vision that can detect this. Your best bet is to post about how you want to round them all up and kill them on forums for the rest of your life as this might attract them (they are naturally into that shit).

Anonymous 105564

You look like you were bullied in high school
Total beta

Anonymous 105597


Anonymous 105625

Girls hit the wall after 6th grade, but because of (((feminism))) we can't marry them before then and are stuck fucking post-wall 19 year olds who produce autistic babies with birth defects, and she literally becomes infertile after 30 lowering her child count to a measly 10?!?!? The only time white women are told to reproduce is if its with a NIGGER because of (((racial equality))). Most bitches are lesbians now anyways. I'm telling you bro, its brainwashing, white extinction is REAL. Wtf has modern world come to?!?!?!

Anonymous 105626

download (1).jpeg

"Wait, so you mean your vagina has 2 holes?"

Anonymous 105627

"You have 2 vaginas you mean"?

Anonymous 105660

It is the talk like a moid thread

Anonymous 105662


Sorry. First thing in the morning posting

Anonymous 105668


Guys my female is nice, loyal, treats me nice, pretty, cool, funny, sweet, lovely, smells nice, tells me nice things, puts up with my bullshit, wants to have my rotten seed, says she doesn't need a diamond ring, tells me she loves me all day, cooks for me, cleans after me, gives me unreciprocated oral sex at my command, doesn't mind me looking at other women's asses, works 16 hours a day to sustain my NEET lifestyle, and indulges all my gross porn fetishes… But she's gonna be turning 22 next week, fuck do I do, do I dump her?

Anonymous 105673


The virgin hot girl. Does she exist?

Anonymous 105695

Does cc have an archive somewhere? All the banned posts are making me curious lol

Anonymous 105761

shut the fuck up you whore

Anonymous 105769

Are you being satirical for the thread? Kinda hard to tell

Anonymous 105780

Shut the fuck up, whore.
idk I think lol

Anonymous 105786

lol women truly are incapable of understanding satire. Now go back to the kitchen and shut your trap.

Anonymous 105802

This thread is out of hand

Anonymous 105804

you sound like a hole. tits or gtfo
this is SATIRE don't permaban me again

Anonymous 105807

It's fucking over bros no woman will ever fucking love me every girl i see is taller than me by a whole feet why did god have to punishe me this way bros god i fucking hate women and myself, i fell so much fucking shame for being such a massive turbomanlet i will unironically kill myself one day and i hope to reroll on my genetics and maybe reincarnate as 6'.

Anonymous 105808

My favorite part of this thread is trying to figure out how bad some of the other posters are at writing satire, or if they legitimately think moids think like this. I honestly can't tell.

Anonymous 105810


Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich lol

Anonymous 105812

Hey babe, go back >>>/kitchen/

Anonymous 105817

Screenshot 2021-09…

take the dogpill bro

Anonymous 105825

You're supposed to reply as a moid…

Anonymous 105828

Her puny w*Man brain is simply too small to understand, bro.

Anonymous 105831

Being 6' is not enough anymore. You gotta be 6'9 or some shit to get a decent bitch nowadays

Anonymous 105844

Are you triggered, snowflake? Maybe you should get back in the kitchen!

Anonymous 105855

Me on the bottom!

Anonymous 105916

KEK good one

Anonymous 105925

This the average zoomer woman is about 6'2" in height. The bare minimum is 6'6". Everytime i see my 6'5" homie talking about how he wants to feel loved and hugged, i know that it's over because he is a giga-turbo-manlet. I feel so bad for him smh, but it's just how it is. I am not even exxagarating at this point, i'm telling you bro, you need to kill yourself unless you are 6'6"+, otherwise it's over famalam

Anonymous 105973

Shit almost reported you lol

Anonymous 105980

aargh! I forgot my hazmat suit! I think caught femoid!

Anonymous 106034

>tfw no 8 year old based and redpilled trad gf

Anonymous 106037


>No offense anon, but you're only 6'2. Chad is 9'8 and he has a 32 inch cock
>Ugh Chad only made 600k last year, if he can't get me a new phone every 4 months I literally can't stay with him.
>Just be yourself Anon! You'll find the one!
Why are women like this?

Anonymous 106043

8 years old? That's disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. By that age she'll already be a rider on the cock carousel, don't you know that virgin females don't exist anymore?
And if she is a virgin then she must be ugly.

Anonymous 106083


Anonymous 106086

you're either a chad or a roastie, normal guys can't score even if they're the nicest people to be around
either way go back to plebbit you tard

Anonymous 106092

Lol, seethe harder jealous roastie

Anonymous 106124

This reply was written by a coping manlet.
The average zoomer girl is 6' bro, i saw it myself bro i go outside every day, the average adult woman is even taller.
All women want a man who is at least 8 inches taller than them, and thus, for you to have a chance, you need to be at the bare fucking minimum 6'9". Fact is, that the reason the average female height is so short, is because of boomers taking it down, but like i said, in reality, the average young girl is 6'.
Even short women (5'10" by zoomer standards) want taller boyfriends (7'), so you won't even be able to date smaller women.
It's fucking over lmaooo clown world

Anonymous 106127

The average height difference women want is 8 inches? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Anonymous 106133

lmaoooo delusional manlet

Anonymous 106134


blackpilled again. why are women like this.

Anonymous 106141

just cope more with a nice vanilla latte, it does wonders

Anonymous 106164


I farted.

Anonymous 106169

Embrace the blackpill, brother.

Anonymous 106301

I just want a girl to love me.

Anonymous 106302

fucking simp lol

for real though, unless you're chad you better give up on that dream right now, if you're not in the top 20% of men lookswise it's over for you and you might as well kys now. maybe cryptomaxx or some shit and get a mid tier becky to betabux. that's the very most that life has in store for sub 8 males in 2021

Anonymous 106413


Reminder that you'll never be enough, she already had guys double your height inside her and will only think about how they towered over her while you have "sex".

Short guys finish last.

Anonymous 106425

>pretending men are this innocent

Anonymous 106427

Prolly a moid posting his real feels in this thread. Usually the unfunny "tfw no gf" are men. Has happened a bunch before.

Anonymous 106429

This is truly a containment thread lol

Anonymous 106431

Lol no I was poking fun at those kind of moids who act like they're so nice and kind and have simple wishes like "love" that cant be granted (despite how much they deserve it, look at them, just wanting some affection :ccc).
They're passive aggressive and hypocritical, extremely desperate, and ironically the most abusive moids I know pity parties this way larping as a low profile sadboi who just wants "a girl to love me".

Anonymous 106434

Why would I feel bad for Afghan women? They are just being protected from the dangerous trends that western women follow, like casual sex and onlyfans. Of course I believe in the right to personal freedom and self-determination, but those are for people, not women. Yes I hate authoritarian governments why do you ask??

Anonymous 106436

I hope every man remotely defending the taliban gets repeatedly raped by a disgusting 70 iq heroin addicted afghan terrorist
I mean uhhh ooga booga why woman in my vidya

Anonymous 106441

based chad

Anonymous 106442

I watched two hours of the most disgusting degenerate porn every day for the past three years and now I'm addicted to it. Why would the jews do this to me bros?

Anonymous 106443

It’s not your fault bro. Women are evil whores and Jews are constantly conspiring against white men.

Anonymous 106474

My stupid flat girlfriend who's bra size is a 26KK keeps trying to convince me that it's not fair to compare girls in corsets and push up bras to girls wearing nothing but tank tops and that shape is better than size which is why she keeps refusing breast implants. How do I get her to stop coping Bros like the insecure flattie she is

Anonymous 106475


Go on NoFap. I didn't masturbate for 8 hours and I did it bros, I made eye contact with a girl.

Anonymous 106476

>Don't report posts in this thread
kek you guys are fucking retarded

Anonymous 106477

Cool story babe, now make me a sandwich.

Anonymous 106478

a femoid thinks she's my looksmatch when she's short, fat, and ugly how dare she.
roasties never learn all they know is hypergamy that's why I'll go to japan where women have traditional family values so they're virgins, the average male height there is 5'6 and the average penis size is 4" so I'll fit right in and japanese women will find me automatically hot because I'm white.
can't wait to finally fuck my virgin waifu I'm so tired of white roasties with loose pussies.

Anonymous 106479

ideal gf
>is female (i feel insecure about getting porn fueled erections on trannies)
>under 20 (prime egg count, second only to infants, but you cant fuck those because of jew propaganda)
>5'5 (1 inch shorter than me as i need to be taller, will give me tall sons)
>doesn't have piercings, tattoos or dyed hair (used up whore alert, i need to control her style also because her body is mine)
>doesn't wear make-up (has natural eyeliner)
>wants 4 children, will birth 6 anyways because of my powerful sperm
>is white, preferably my cousin (racemixing is jew propaganda)
>17 bmi
>firm DD cups
>big tight ass
>virgin (like me)
>monogamous (but willing to let me explore)
>will sustain the family selling embroidery from home, cooks and cleans and takes care of the children (women working is jew propaganda)
>loves me for who i am

Anonymous 106480

Anonymous 106484

>firm DD cups
>big tight ass
i feel like i see the "flatchad" larp a lot more often, saying they're actually super into flat-chested girls (as long as they have a huge pooper!) to pretend they're open to alternatives

Anonymous 106485

>is white, preferably my cousin (racemixing is jew propaganda)
>he fucks white roasties
>he didn't pick up a sumissive live-in slave from the asian massage parlor

Anonymous 106489

/gif/ has flat threads almost daily
r/flatchests has 110k readers and I guessed that one just now, there's probably a whole bunch more

You sound like a 5'9 guy crying nobody would ever date him cause of his height, get over your insecurities girl.

Anonymous 106490


foids? in my MTG daytrading advice forum? Tits or GTFO.

Anonymous 106567


Anonymous 106573



Anonymous 106602

Vaush is that you?

Anonymous 106646

Talichads stay winning, inshallah

Anonymous 106658

Hi FGR aka Vaush

>I'm a guy and since I was 12 wanted to have sex, most of my male friends are like this too

can someone tell me if this is true? thought moids thought girls were icky until they turned 16 and their hormones went haywire

Anonymous 106659

No 12 is when boys hit puberty and are able to produce semen and get girls pregnant

Anonymous 106660

i know that, i was asking if boys started getting horny and wanting to have sex at that age. is it because of porn or is it natural? that seems young

Anonymous 106661

Also thats when your dick becomes regular size….why do you think there's so many cases of teachers fucking middle/high schoolers?

Anonymous 106662

Are you kidding? Lmao

Anonymous 106663

anon, most males turn into little degenerates after 11-13 year old

Anonymous 106664

I only have my bf for reference. He states he was first exposed to porn at age 11 but he didn't understand what masturbation was until he was 17.

Anonymous 106665

No bully I only have my two brothers for reference and they never seemed like typical moid horndogs to me.

Anonymous 106667

Mine didn't get exposed to porn until around 13, but he claims he was touching himself from a really young age, like as early as 4 or 5. He also says he remembers thinking about the subject of his main fetish around that age. Of course he didn't understand either as a sexual thing, just "it feels good when I touch this way" and "I like thinking about this."

Anonymous 106681

That’s because young boys are exceptionally good at keeping their horny stuff hidden from family members. The reason men don’t moan nearly as much is because they learned how to furiously masturbate in their bed without even changing their breathing rhythm to not cause emberssment to their siblings.

Anonymous 106682

No they get punished for it by older men

Anonymous 106688

what kind of guy would moan sexually around an older man?

… oh

Anonymous 106705

No I mean for their behavior around girls

Anonymous 106711

Forget foids, just get on Grindr and get TOPPED.

Anonymous 106777


>Don't report posts in this thread
Women are truly retarded

Anonymous 106789

My standards are pretty low when it comes to men, but even I would never date a 5'9 "guy" lol.

Anonymous 106792

Yeah, something like this is possible, but I just don't like to waste time with little men I'm totally not attracted to. Fancy dinner doesn't worth it

Anonymous 106793

Anonymous 106797

Will you please just scroll up and read the thread description

Anonymous 106809




Anonymous 106811


Gtfo tranny, you will never be a woman.

Anonymous 106812

based chad alpha male
cringe simp beta male

Anonymous 106813

Any girl here im moid

Anonymous 106844


short men die alone.

Anonymous 106902

Bros why does my gf look at me weird when I try and suck her toes?

Anonymous 106936

you're not sucking hard enough

Anonymous 106969

It is over.

Anonymous 107148

The fact that you make fun of men like this is just proof men's mental health isn't taken seriously and roasties subject us to kore torment than they ever experienced in their thousands of years of humna existence.
Kys whoore

Anonymous 107149

God tier post

Anonymous 107173

Ooga booga i suck a bitch toes she laugh

Anonymous 107196


how dare you call me 'degenerate' im just a porn connoisseur

Anonymous 107251

Anonymous 107257

hot pic anon. sauce?

Anonymous 107280

1 lvl deeper : females larping as moids larping as females

Anonymous 107291



Anonymous 107293


That’s why I responded with the schizo qa meme, also because it fits with the theme of the thread. Have you noticed that the schizo moid who made theses edits hasn’t posted in a while, he even missed a couple of the new ones, I wonder if he died.

Anonymous 107316

I believe it. White women are clearly lost man, clearly lost. They'll fucking fuck dogs and horses right and left. Peta unironically should get involved into this.

Anonymous 107332

Women crave for being loved, not for loving. They scream out at you for sympathy all day long, they are incapable of giving any in return, for they cannot state a fact accurately to another, nor can that other woman attend to it accurately enough for it to become information. Now is not all this the result of want of sympathy?

I am sick with indignation at what wives and mothers will do of the most shocking selfishness. And people call it all maternal or conjugal affection, and think it pretty to say so. No, no, let each person tell the truth from their own experience.

They really don’t have sympathy or the ability to empathize, because they are always judging everyone and every thing as a product on a social value scale that relates to their own egos and bounces off of themselves. There is no capability for genuine feeling.

This is what I have experienced with women, there is no capability for genuine feeling for other humans, or really in general, except when those feelings are for themselves and the other people are just proxies to bounce ideas off of.

Anonymous 107370

imagine the smell

Anonymous 107371

Ruminate on the rancidness

Anonymous 107404

envision the aroma…

e n v i s i o n t h e a r o m a

Anonymous 107439

his cheeky face with the eyebrows raised in puzzled analysis completes the look for me

Anonymous 107967


>you just know

Anonymous 107977

Anonymous 107980

i got exposed to porn at 8 on roblox
feels bad man

Anonymous 108017

i tell people i'm 6'3 when i'm actually 5'9 because i'm really insecure about my height but that's actually women's fault, amirite guise? love from kazakhstan haha!

Anonymous 108228

Bros how the fuck do I cope with being black and knowing I am the least desired of all races for relationships?
Considering giving up on dating and killing myself, being African is a curse, and being 5'3" doesn't help.
Honestly I do think all black guys should just give up on ourselves

Anonymous 108255

reeeeeee my whore mother didnt want to pick me up from the er after i sprained my wrist after jacking off too hard this is what feminism has done to our society and when i tried to redpill my dad on how he should beat her up he called me an embarassment bros how do i cope with having a cuck father and roastie mother i swear if it wasnt for the jews all of us fine white men would have a qt pre-wall gf anyways back to page 438 of barely legal porn

Anonymous 108273

OOC but I feel physically repulsed, well done.

Anonymous 108274

Why don't whores like me? I'm a handsome, hardworking, respecting gentleman. I even consider myself to be some kind of feminist - although the whorest of them don't believe such a thing exists, and most of them are too retarded to let me convince them.

Anonymous 108335

Nta, but actually opposite posts are made

Anonymous 108473


>Why live bros, how do I fix her
Pic related, they really do be late ke that so much it's unreal

Anonymous 108475

>Don't report posts in this thread
>needing to tell people this
>making fun of others

Anonymous 108476



Anonymous 108480

can someone please make some arguments against these points? I feel really roasted right now.

Anonymous 108481


You're about to make me think about it logically

Anonymous 108482

WAMENZ on internet???!!!!

Anonymous 108495

roastie detected, go back to tumblr slut
you honestly took that nonsense seriously? girl, you need to boost your self-esteem and stop listening to men asap

Anonymous 108714

What does mogging mean? I’ve always been too afraid to ask.

Anonymous 108715


>he hasn't taken the blackpill
Are you dumb or stupid?

Anonymous 108725

>switch to Grindr
>watch your matches skyrocket
>casual sex every day
Life is good, lads.

Anonymous 108762


I just want a qt alien anime girl like Lum to give me unconditional love, is that too much to ask for even though my pathetic neet ass has nothing to offer a woman like her in return?

Anonymous 108764

It is when someone is significantly more attractive, or stronger than someone else, or has bigger boobs if they are a girl etc. Usually in the context of them standing next to eachother in a photo.

Anonymous 108769

Verb form of AMOG (alpha male of group), but stripped of gendered usage and basically just means showing someone up

Anonymous 108792


Bro….. Ein(((stein))) on the front?? Clearly (((their))) tricks. Wouldn't try it, might make you turn gay.

Anonymous 108795

there are no grills in this thread, let alone on the internet

Anonymous 108800

Based and gaypilled. Fuck roasties and their shitty tricks

Anonymous 108959


>day 3 of nofap
>penis is hard for some reason
what the fuck i didn't know penises were supposed to do that bros wtf is happening why is it hard i've never seen it like that ever since i got a porn addiction after i turned 5.
Am i gonna die bros? I don't want to die

Anonymous 108966

Most posts on cc seem like larping moids nowadays

Anonymous 108982

yes especially the posts about wanting anons wanting to fuck their own brothers seems like a weird self input from moids

Anonymous 109027

>yes especially the posts about wanting anons wanting to fuck their own brothers seems like a weird self input from moids
I don't think i've ever seen a thread like that. I know there is one about fucking their dad on NSFW.

Anonymous 109031

Ok bros, so after years of trying I FINALLY got a gf
>INB4 gtfo
She’s 18, white (extremely important) super skinny and petite and loving and affectionate, and she wants sex constantly.

However, there’s one glaring problem with our relationship. Her tits are the wrong cup size, way smaller than my ideal minimum (I’m only really attracted to women with DD+ and she’s only a B) her nipples are a shade darker than my preference, and her eyes are 2mm too close together.

I’m worried bros, what if she passed these traits onto my kids? I’m a huge believer of blackpill and eugenics, I cant sacrifice my principles. I feel nothing towards her bros. I just can’t fall in love with her. I thought having a gf would solve all my problems bros but instead I just feel drained and annoyed. What the fuck have I gotten myself into?

Anonymous 109034

Chill and just use her as a practice gf bro. You don’t owe roasties commitment, you don’t owe women shit, always remember that.
Enjoy the sex but keep your options open and keep talking to other girls whenever you can. Dreadgame her into submission and make her know her place. Women can’t love anyway and all they care about is looks and Chad. Don’t feel guilty about cheating on her, stats show 99.9% of women cheat, in fact she’s probably cheating on you right now. Even better, gaslight her into becoming a cuckquean and becoming your slave. GL bro.

Anonymous 109035

Thanks bro, this is a reminder to never put pussy on a pedestal. Definitely gonna cheat on her, I'm looking up escorts in my area now.

Anonymous 109071


Blackpilled again!
Just look at that incel in that pic, i feel so bad for him, chad will cuck him so hard

Anonymous 109093

Holy fuck. I can't believe roasties will choose 6'6'', 6 figure-earning, Chads over 4'9'' balding Indian janitors?! Pure suifuel. I'm gonna go shoot up an establishment now.

Anonymous 109139

women are naturally submissive, which is why I have to say it over and over again as much as I can.

Anonymous 109561


Drive around as this guy.

Anonymous 110118

Anonymous 110316

Is that thread still up?

Anonymous 110317


Anonymous 110768

reasons why angus sex is better than minge sex


>smells better
>causes more female suffering

Anonymous 110773

God I’m so fucking horny
I just want to shove my dick into some tight, shaved white girl cunt and tear that shit up
Fuck her until she screams and begs me to stop but I’ll just go deeper

Btw women are whores and I actually just want love and companionship, why is life so cruel

Anonymous 110782

uhhh kind of irrelevant but I admire the audacity of using bold text

Anonymous 110794

>she wants sex constantly
That's your problem bro, that means she's a slut, likely used goods. You can't fall in love with a whore can you?
Get some chick on the side and take a good virgin christian girl for your kids, that's what our father did, that's what you need to do bro

Anonymous 110800


Anonymous 110812

fuck this is so sad
you can actually see the gene pool getting worse and worse

Anonymous 110832

More diet and microplastics + porn than genes. Unless his grandmas were ugly lol.

Anonymous 110840

but how do you not make yourself ugly like that?

Anonymous 110841

Yeah that's true, I'm a bit exaggerating, but come on, you know that if this moid ever has kids, they're not gonna look like one of his grandpa
you have self respect

Anonymous 110842

self respect like what? I was born deformed and don't really look like my ancestors. I don't know what I could have done to change things as I'm one of the only people that eat healthy and work out in my family, etc.

Anonymous 110843

The guy is wearing a shitty dirty tshirt, he's clearly fat, and he got a disgusting untrimmed beard
That's 100% his fault there, he's not deformed
If you're just ugly because you didn't win the genetic lottery well, frankly I don't now. It's sad but the only thing you can really do is have style, nice clothes, take care of yourselves and maybe make up can help

Anonymous 110846

Yep, its one thing if hes going on and on about his height but he just needs to workout.

Anonymous 110847

That infowars guy is a fat loudmouth but he talks about this, I occasionally go there.

Anonymous 111001

It is perfectly logical to be attracted to women from the ages of 14-16. Women on average begin puberty at 14; therefore they can have more children than a 23 year old who has used up some of their eggs. Anyone who says otherwise is only trying to cope with hitting the wall soon.

Anonymous 111912

why do women wear makeup and perfume?

because they're ugly and they stink

Anonymous 111914


Look at that disgusting incel on the left…
Now look at that ABSOLUTE CHAD PUSSYSLAYER on the right!
It's simply astounding.
The incel on the left has a neutral-negative canthal tilt and too much epicantal fold, and his eyes are very submissive looking. His eyebrows are highly put and thin, his forehead is extremely feminine, and while his jaw may be average, it's nowhere near as good as the chad's on the right, and his rambone angle is also presumably bad.
I want to outline this, but i feel horrible for that poor man on the left. By simply looking at him i already knew that no woman will ever love him, as women are incapable of feeling love towards ugly incels like him. Sad.

Now on the other hand, look at that fucking chad on the right. Look at his hunter eyes with a positive tilt. His thick strong eyebrows, which's angle clearly shows high aggressivity and low inhibition. His extremely strong cheekbones and Zygomatic arches coupled with his powerful jawline. His masculine forehead and wide chin.
This is such a brutal mogging. I feel so bad for that incel on the left.

Yet when i showed this image to my therapist and explained it to her, she kept saying that something is seriously wrong with me and she kept calling me "body dysmorphic" or whatever. Why do normies willingly stay blind?? Why can't they accept reality bros?

Anonymous 111921

You're visiting a foid therapist? Are you retarded? Of course she'll say it's body dysmorphia (which is a foid exclusive disorder), foids know fuck all about science.

Anonymous 113077


I wanna watch porn.
>Hardcore Porn is exploitative and uses trafficked women
Ok, I'll look at home made stuff.
>That could be revenge porn, you don't know if the chick smiling into the camera wants it out there.
Ok, only verified couples.
>That creates a harmful image of what men should expect from women like fellatio or female orgasms.
Ok, animated porn.
>Eww you're a loser you jerks to cartoons.
Why do women have so many rules for dicks they aren't touching?

The sex robots can't get here fast enough, I'm tired of caring what women think in the vein hopes one will sleep with me.

Anonymous 113079

>see feminist anti porn woman
>her instagram is full of revealing photos of her

Hehe jokes on you roastie looks like you are my porn for tonight

eatmyfuckingboot 113103

man i love bionicle and miss them

Anonymous 113104

not when it comes to women mind you. men have a history of camaraderie and brotherhood stretching back to the nearby bloke helping you hunt down a deer or your fellow soldiers helping you protect your country. for as long as humans existed, there were benefits to having male friends as a male. not with women though. a woman can't hunt, a woman can't fight, a woman can't do menial tasks with the efficiency of a man, throughout human development there was no upside to being nice to a woman unless she was a potential mate or unless she was your mother. things are the same from a female's point of view as well. i mean just think about it, a woman's most primal instinct is to maintain the well-being of her offspring. she won't achieve that by mating with a weak, ugly, inferior-gene-ridden beta male. she quite literally HAS to chase the (and i hate using this term because it is grossly misused) Alpha male, otherwise she would be providing a less than stellar genetic composition for her children, which is unacceptable to a woman. it sounds extreme when you say it and i know i'll be called a incel schizo insertbuzzwordhere for saying this but when a girl rejects your advances she is basically saying that she wishes nothing less than death on you and your entire bloodline.

Anonymous 113106

Bros this guy hasn't been purplepilled yet

Anonymous 113114


Anonymous 113128

Why do foids complain about pedophilia so much? It's proven that toddlers have the freshest eggs, therefore it makes sense to fuck them

Anonymous 113156

do the dishes
clean the house
make me a sammich
bend over

Anonymous 113158

I want a pure virgin woman who will sleep with me on the first date REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Anonymous 113159

If in a right-angled triangle a perpendicular is drawn from the right angle to the base, then the triangles adjoining the perpendicular are similar both to the whole and to one another.

Let ABC be a right-angled triangle having the angle BAC right, and let AD be drawn from A perpendicular to BC.

I say that each of the triangles DBA and DAC is similar to the whole ABC, and, further, they are similar to one another.

Since the angle BAC equals the angle BDA, for each is right, and the angle at B is common to the two triangles ABC and DBA, therefore the remaining angle ACB equals the remaining angle DAB. Therefore the triangle ABC is equiangular with the triangle DBA.

Therefore BC, which is opposite the right angle in the triangle ABC, is to BA, which is opposite the right angle in the triangle DBA, as AB, which is opposite the angle at C in the triangle ABC, is to DB, which is opposite the equal angle BAD in the triangle DBA, and also as AC is to DA, which is opposite the angle at B common to the two triangles.

Therefore the triangle ABC is both equiangular to the triangle DBA and has the sides about the equal angles proportional.

Therefore the triangle ABC is similar to the triangle DBA.

In the same manner we can prove that the triangle DAC is also similar to the triangle ABC. Therefore each of the triangles DBA and DAC is similar to the whole ABC.

I say next that the triangles DBA and DAC are also similar to one another.

Since the right angle BDA equals the right angle ADC, and moreover the angle DAB was also proved equal to the angle at C, therefore the remaining angle at B also equals the remaining angle DAC. Therefore the triangle DBA is equiangular with the triangle ADC.

Therefore BD, which is opposite the angle DAB in the triangle DBA, is to AD, which is opposite the angle at C in the triangle DAC equal to the angle DAB, as AD, itself which is opposite the angle at B in the triangle DBA, is to CD, which is opposite the angle DAC in the triangle DAC equal to the angle at B, and also as BA is to AC, these sides opposite the right angles. Therefore the triangle DBA is similar to the triangle DAC.

Therefore, if in a right-angled triangle a perpendicular is drawn from the right angle to the base, then the triangles adjoining the perpendicular are similar both to the whole and to one another.

Anonymous 117346


I thought this was an exxagaration until i saw an incel unironically spam this image. They really are this delusional lol.

Anonymous 117347

Anonymous 121204

Off topic, can someone explain why Vaush would say something like this?

Anonymous 121205

To normalize sexualizing children. He also advocates for the decriminalization of possessing CP, and admits to jerking it to loli.

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