A Random Letter To The FBI Agent Watching Me/US Government Anonymous 109928
I stumbled across some old posts of my journal and found a funny entry (looking back on it) dedicated to the "FBI agent" that was watching me. Obviously it was mostly tongue-in-cheek but it was kind of interesting to read back on.
Here is a thread dedicated to random letters you want to say to your government. For venting purposes!
(Sorry if this isn't the right board for this sort of thing :P)
Anonymous 109975
Dear Government,
The state-mandated bf you assigned me is malfunctioning. He mistook his primary task of licking me like a kitten for playing shitty mobile games instead. Please fix this bug.
Also, can I get some of that oil money that you've been pocketing? Norway gives theirs to the citizens, could you please maybe also do that?
Thanks love
