Deltarunefags, why do you want to fuck this??
Ummm he's cute?
People are attracted to his personality, his character type, his quirks, his voice etc. etc.
It's probably the same reason why people are attracted to (western) cartoon characters, only a bit more abstract because he is a puppet with a proportionally small body.
t. not a Deltarunefag but I get the appeal
Fuck him? I just want to tuck him in
I'm more attracted to the robot in Inscryption which is probably even more dumb. As for Spamton I'm not sure if I want to jump his bones, but he's a fascinating character all around. Wild card characters in general are almost attractive by default because they tend to drop very enticing, rulebreaking info that defies the status quo, and then disappear.
Hold, you want to fuck P03? Why? He's designed to be insufferable.
This a man with white skin, not a puppet dwarf
>shackles you to the game table. it's hot >his pouty, annoyed default face is adorable>his self-satisfied smirk is hot and moronic at the same time>petulant without being trollish, has actual intelligence backing up the austerity; gets earnestly curious and perks up when you subvert his expectations>very analytical, does many calibrations all the time and pays very close attention to you >gets outraged and berates his ex-captor in a fit of passion; he's not ok with being toyed with, wants to be his own man…robot…thing >imo is the most oddly human of the lot with his flaws despite, paradoxically, also being the least human >has many tools for many purposes
>thinks outside of the box (I swtg pun not intended plz don't hunt me down)
Yeah I'm 100x more morbidly fascinated with people that want to deepthroat his kromers while he's in midget mode. Not sexyman'd mode.
NTA but kek I totally get your attraction even though I don't even know this character, love you anon
people actually want to fuck spamton? I thought they just found him cute in a puppy-ish way..
1. Well mannered and well dressed
2. Knows his way around money
3. Can financially support you
4. One of the most humanlike characters
5. Can either be a very caring husband or a sugar daddy - whatever floats your boat
6. Taller than jevil in his original form, which is a win on it’s own. Neo is the tallest character in deltarune.
7. Had one of the best tastes in style in deltarune
Of course he’s not Asgore or Swatch-tier, but still a solid choice
That's the case for some people but not for others.>>24253
There are people who just can't see any of this because they're distracted by the way he actually looks in the game. That's why I prefer talking with other women about weird-looking husbandos instead of more obvious ones. It's fascinating
That's like asking moids why they want to fuck the pink rubberhose girl with abandonment issues, best not to think too hard about it.
>>24255>the pink rubberhose girl with abandonment issues
His sales went down the [drain], [drain]
Bruh one of my ex friends dedicated a fucking website to him lmao
i love stalking people and judging them on anonymous websites! So not creepy
Please link, I'm curious and unironically love reading about people obsessing over weird and unconventional characters