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Moid comebacks Anonymous 104187
Post the best comebacks you have seen or thought of in response to common moid stupidity.
Requests welcome too!
Anonymous 104202
>>104189>"more than I could ever count"H-how would you reply?
Anonymous 104204
>>104202"There's a nice mature looking chap over there then. Seems more your type"
Anonymous 104206
>>104202"Gross. Whore." or say I don't want AIDS
Anonymous 104209
>>104205what did you write in your bio?
Anonymous 104210
>>104209Can't remember but it was something like "you can find me working at X or jaywalking"
Anonymous 104217
>>104216Was anticipating someone would say that. I can't remember exactly what my profile was but it definitely could be described as "questionable"
Anonymous 104281
>>104213Most of these don't work! I tried it with my cousin and he said idk, idgaf and continued talking like nothing happened.
Anonymous 104283
>>104187Can anyone enlighten me why would anyone even send a dick pic anyways? Unless the context is already sexual, that is.
Anonymous 104284
>>104283Perverts operate on the idea that if even one woman in a thousand gives a positive comment, he's succeeded.
Anonymous 104285
>>104284I don't buy it. Moids may be dumb, but are trainable. If those pics get sent - somehow they must be getting a response they expect - at least some of the time. Shotgun method, and all.
Anonymous 104300
>>104283it's just a digital version of flashing. they get off on forcing women see them naked
Anonymous 104302
>>104300this is the correct answer. It's not about compliments, it's about scaring women and putting them in awkward situations. A lot of sick moids LOVE making women uncomfortable- they don' care about how their victim reacts. (Unless the victim is an absolute BAMF and tracks down the moid's family and send screenshots over.)
Anonymous 104309
>>104300Which seems t be the reason why any kind of response doesn't work on them. The best you can do is not to read the message, so even if you saw the pic he doesn't get the satisfaction from knowing he flashed you.
Anonymous 104434
>>104279It's only homophobia if the guys response to it will be homophobic
Anonymous 104459
F2AE120A-C8FF-4B4F…
I get a lot of old men saying g-rated but creepo things to me in passing (“don’t you have anything to do besides walking around and looking so pretty?”). Good comebacks for this?
Anonymous 104461
>>104459“yeah, but it’s not you” might work
Anonymous 104463
cluelessremake2018…
>>104459I like to just give guys like this a disgusted look, then yell "ew!" and keep walking. even better if they're with friends.
Anonymous 104472
Lol keep it coming, I gotta try all of these now
Anonymous 104475
>>104459What kind of old men?
Sorta nice 70-90 y/o grampas? I would not do anything mean, maybe smile? They probably don't mean to be rude and since they are from a "different time" they might think they are being nice.
Guys that are old enough to be your father and are clearly hitting on you? Be gross. But not sexy gross like saying something raunchy, that will never work on moids, say like >>104470 said, or fart, or do a guy voice and tell him "thanks bro"
Anonymous 104479
>>104475I gotta try this one, I'll tell them Thanks bro, I used to be a guy.
Anonymous 104482
>>104459Not really a comeback but I have trained myself to just ignore comments like this.
Anonymous 104631
If you get a dick pic, send them a dick pic back. Go on r/penis, pick and send him a pic and ask whether he likes your dick. Hell, if you're not faint of heart send them urethra torture porn if the guy isn't an obvious masochist degenerate.
Anonymous 104637
>>104631Lol I do that. i have a pic of a bleeding penis with lots of needles in it. it makes moids shiver
Anonymous 104642
>>104637>i have a pic of a bleeding penis with lots of needles in it.Can I get a spoilered image or a
>>>/nsfw/ crosspost?
Anonymous 104665
Spoiler
>>104642Sure, here it is.
Warning to everyone else: don't click on this image it is very gross
Anonymous 104716
laugh at it, humiliate him telling him how little it is, call him pathetic loser and then block him
Anonymous 104877
>>104716Some men might send dick pics exactly because they want to be humilliated, though.
Anonymous 105318
5A9ED533-960D-4506…
What to do if someone sends you a dick pic:
Step one, Save it
Step two, Find gay male dominated space(s) for example /hm/ , /soc/ or even /b/
Post the pic along with whatever contact info he's got saying something like "I'm horny, hmu"
Step three, Sit back and enjoy
Anonymous 105321
lmao cat.jpg
I just spam them with penis gore :^)
kills their boner. (and the possibility of doing such a stunt again)Go big or go home
Anonymous 105327
>>105318I'm pretty sure men are into this…
Anonymous 105350
>>105327I don't think straight men are tho
Anonymous 105396
>>104463what do when I respond like this but they laugh and try harder instead?
Anonymous 105568
>>105350"straight" men lie about their sexualities all the time though, a lot of them are bi and jerk it to tranny porn or cheat on their wives with men.
Anonymous 105649
>>105396stand and scream "fucking take a hint and fuck off you creep"
Anonymous 105663
>>104459a funny one is to pick your nose and say "eeew, go away"
Anonymous 303138
You call this a penis
This is a penis
>just pull out mandingos penis
Anonymous 303444
>>105649Feel like he’d get mad and want to fight
Anonymous 303445
>>105663This
Or act disgusted like wtf is wrong with him and walk away
Leave him confused
Anonymous 303507
I used to send them pictures of better dicks. Or weirder dicks - penis origami, etc. Alternately, a critical breakdown of the photography and lighting choices. I used to find the freakout/tantrums they'd have funny but now I am just tired of their nonsense and block before they waste more of my time.
