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Moid comebacks Anonymous 104187
Post the best comebacks you have seen or thought of in response to common moid stupidity.
Requests welcome too!
Anonymous 104202
>>104189>"more than I could ever count"H-how would you reply?
Anonymous 104204
>>104202"There's a nice mature looking chap over there then. Seems more your type"
Anonymous 104206
>>104202"Gross. Whore." or say I don't want AIDS
Anonymous 104209
>>104205what did you write in your bio?
Anonymous 104210
>>104209Can't remember but it was something like "you can find me working at X or jaywalking"
Anonymous 104217
>>104216Was anticipating someone would say that. I can't remember exactly what my profile was but it definitely could be described as "questionable"
Anonymous 104281
>>104213Most of these don't work! I tried it with my cousin and he said idk, idgaf and continued talking like nothing happened.
Anonymous 104283
>>104187Can anyone enlighten me why would anyone even send a dick pic anyways? Unless the context is already sexual, that is.
Anonymous 104284
>>104283Perverts operate on the idea that if even one woman in a thousand gives a positive comment, he's succeeded.
Anonymous 104285
>>104284I don't buy it. Moids may be dumb, but are trainable. If those pics get sent - somehow they must be getting a response they expect - at least some of the time. Shotgun method, and all.
Anonymous 104300
>>104283it's just a digital version of flashing. they get off on forcing women see them naked
Anonymous 104302
>>104300this is the correct answer. It's not about compliments, it's about scaring women and putting them in awkward situations. A lot of sick moids LOVE making women uncomfortable- they don' care about how their victim reacts. (Unless the victim is an absolute BAMF and tracks down the moid's family and send screenshots over.)
Anonymous 104309
>>104300Which seems t be the reason why any kind of response doesn't work on them. The best you can do is not to read the message, so even if you saw the pic he doesn't get the satisfaction from knowing he flashed you.
Anonymous 104434
>>104279It's only homophobia if the guys response to it will be homophobic
Anonymous 104459
F2AE120A-C8FF-4B4F…
I get a lot of old men saying g-rated but creepo things to me in passing (“don’t you have anything to do besides walking around and looking so pretty?”). Good comebacks for this?
Anonymous 104461
>>104459“yeah, but it’s not you” might work
Anonymous 104463
cluelessremake2018…
>>104459I like to just give guys like this a disgusted look, then yell "ew!" and keep walking. even better if they're with friends.
Anonymous 104472
Lol keep it coming, I gotta try all of these now
Anonymous 104475
>>104459What kind of old men?
Sorta nice 70-90 y/o grampas? I would not do anything mean, maybe smile? They probably don't mean to be rude and since they are from a "different time" they might think they are being nice.
Guys that are old enough to be your father and are clearly hitting on you? Be gross. But not sexy gross like saying something raunchy, that will never work on moids, say like >>104470 said, or fart, or do a guy voice and tell him "thanks bro"
Anonymous 104479
>>104475I gotta try this one, I'll tell them Thanks bro, I used to be a guy.
Anonymous 104482
>>104459Not really a comeback but I have trained myself to just ignore comments like this.
Anonymous 104631
If you get a dick pic, send them a dick pic back. Go on r/penis, pick and send him a pic and ask whether he likes your dick. Hell, if you're not faint of heart send them urethra torture porn if the guy isn't an obvious masochist degenerate.
Anonymous 104637
>>104631Lol I do that. i have a pic of a bleeding penis with lots of needles in it. it makes moids shiver
Anonymous 104642
>>104637>i have a pic of a bleeding penis with lots of needles in it.Can I get a spoilered image or a
>>>/nsfw/ crosspost?
Anonymous 104665
Spoiler
>>104642Sure, here it is.
Warning to everyone else: don't click on this image it is very gross
Anonymous 104716
laugh at it, humiliate him telling him how little it is, call him pathetic loser and then block him
Anonymous 104877
>>104716Some men might send dick pics exactly because they want to be humilliated, though.
Anonymous 105318
5A9ED533-960D-4506…
What to do if someone sends you a dick pic:
Step one, Save it
Step two, Find gay male dominated space(s) for example /hm/ , /soc/ or even /b/
Post the pic along with whatever contact info he's got saying something like "I'm horny, hmu"
Step three, Sit back and enjoy
Anonymous 105321
lmao cat.jpg
I just spam them with penis gore :^)
kills their boner. (and the possibility of doing such a stunt again)Go big or go home
Anonymous 105327
>>105318I'm pretty sure men are into this…
Anonymous 105350
>>105327I don't think straight men are tho
Anonymous 105396
>>104463what do when I respond like this but they laugh and try harder instead?
Anonymous 105568
>>105350"straight" men lie about their sexualities all the time though, a lot of them are bi and jerk it to tranny porn or cheat on their wives with men.
Anonymous 105649
>>105396stand and scream "fucking take a hint and fuck off you creep"
Anonymous 105663
>>104459a funny one is to pick your nose and say "eeew, go away"
Anonymous 303138
You call this a penis
This is a penis
>just pull out mandingos penis
Anonymous 303444
>>105649Feel like he’d get mad and want to fight
Anonymous 303445
>>105663This
Or act disgusted like wtf is wrong with him and walk away
Leave him confused
Anonymous 303507
I used to send them pictures of better dicks. Or weirder dicks - penis origami, etc. Alternately, a critical breakdown of the photography and lighting choices. I used to find the freakout/tantrums they'd have funny but now I am just tired of their nonsense and block before they waste more of my time.
Anonymous 305806
>>104459Tell them you have incurable autism and can't think of anything natural to respond with. That goes for most questions ITT. If you memorize a canned response all that's gonna happen is he's gonna have another comeback and you've already given him the attention that he wants. Don't engage in verbal spars unless you can speak at above a 5th grade level.
Anonymous 305807
As for dick picks I'm in the penis gore/std camp. Some probably want you to laugh at their dicks.
If it opens with a dick pic just ignore, if he sends it in the middle of a conversation then gore.
Anonymous 305823
>>104479I wish my voice was deep enough to pull this off :< unfortunately God gave me the voice box of a 12 yo girl
Anonymous 305827
>>305825
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let's be honest, you can be the most argumentative aggressive dominant moid-acting woman and you'll never run out of scrote attention as long as they're attracted to you. learning comebacks to their usual antics won't make them ignore you
Anonymous 305833
>>305827you can always get attention by being an asshole, that's open to anyone but what you are gonna run out of is attraction.
i think of it like this: every drink of alcohol will shorten your life by a a number of minutes. every time you give into your lower nature and become hostile, snarky, combative, competitive, conspiratorial or however the cultural programming of war manifests through you particularly, your turn uglier by something like 0,15%. after 666 acts of hostility you are basically a male warrior demon and you have run out of being attractive.
Anonymous 305837
>>305833>thinking men care about much besides looks Anonymous 305838
>>305837Idk my crush turned me down because I'm not a virgin so add that to the short list.
Anonymous 305839
>>305837you're just in denial. you want the world to be more simple then it is and any indication that it might be different gets snarked at by your lower, culturally conditioned, emotionally exhausted self so you can remain irresponsible, remain a child forever and don't have to think.
Anonymous 305841
>>305838thats really rare though unless hes muslim or incel or smth. most of the men ive met dont seem to care that i am a virgin, if that makes you feel any better. they dont find it attractive nor unattractive, theyre just indifferent to it.
>>305839i can just sniff the y chromosome from here lol
please, ive seen stacies cheat on men and still get simped for. if youre conventionally attractive w big boobs you can straight up be a bitch and still experience a ton of male attention. you wouldnt know because you arent a woman
Anonymous 305842
>>305838>my crush turned me down because I'm not a virginThat's unironically my worst nightmare. So sorry that happened to you.
Anonymous 305843
>>305842I should add, for clarification, that I am a virgin.
Anonymous 305845
>>305841>a ton of male attentionok great i can walk into a store and buy ramen noodle for 100$ while you have a fridge and freezer filled with fresh real organic unprocessed unchemicalized food from real ingredients.
and then i walk by your place with the crate of ramen noodles and i tell you that i am just the same as you, i have food, you have food. you'd think i'm a fool and to be like you all i have to do is be snarky and say
>oh you think real food is different from instant food, yeah right, whatever conspiracy theorists!and then just insult you and look down on you and celebrate my ignorance as the pimples on my face start to bloom for reasons i don't ever care to learn about.
Anonymous 305846
>>305841He's not religious and I don't think he is an incel, he said he was saving himself for "the one" who also has to be a virgin. It sucks because he's really nice and handsome but that's the way the cookie crumbles, we've been friends for a while but now I'm too embarrassed to talk to him again.
>>305842It could have been worse, he was polite about it and nobody else heard but yeah I cried about it a lot when I got home lol.
Anonymous 305847
>>305845i sent a screenshot of this to my bf and he said "hes not getting into yale with that"
Anonymous 305850
>>305847>i sent a screenshot of this to my bf and he said "hes not getting into yale with that"oh so he does the thinking for you, got it.
Anonymous 305855
>>305850if that were true, thered at least be some 'thinking' on my part compared to whatever your ramen analogy was trying to achieve. comparing male attention to quality in food? well, youre in for a rough ride once you realize that conventionally attractive women (no matter their personalities, even the 'snarky' ones who memorize moid comebacks) are still able to attract the attention of the top 1% of men in terms of wealth, status, looks, and personality
Anonymous 305858
>>305846>I cried about it a lot when I got home lol.Why? He was wrong and it's his loss.
Anonymous 305860
>>305858NTA but what did he do wrong? He wanted to save himself for marriage, and he was polite in letting her down.
Anonymous 305862
>>305855>if that were trueafter sering you
r boyfriend's poor reasoning i feel bad for you and i wish you a nice life and i am done reading because i love myself. i have a parachute and i am getting out of this plane now, have a nice flight.
Anonymous 305864
>>305860Idk I just think it's kind of weird to obsess over whether someone is a virgin or not to the point that they'll let that be a deciding factor even if the person has a lot of other great qualities.
Anonymous 305865
>>305858Because he is genuinely a nice person and I felt like I made a huge mistake that caused me to miss out on dating him. I don't doubt he will find someone eventually, but I'm not sure if I can find a not trash moid like him who will want to be with me.
Anonymous 305867
>>305865>I made a huge mistakeHey come on, isn't that being too harsh? People gatekeep themselves with arbitrary rigid rules, if he wants to let some pointless rule get in the way of his own happiness then that's his problem. Honestly any time a guy asks a girl if she's a virgin she should ask him how often he looks at porn, moids hate when you throw their epic gotcha back at their face.
Anonymous 305868
>>305865its common to feel that way after rejection/a breakup/etc but honestly if you keep looking youll find someone just as good as him if not better. stay positive
Anonymous 305869
>>305867I watch porn too so it's not really a gotcha, also there's a huge difference between the two in my experience, plus if I actually said that to him it would be even more embarrassing cause it just means that I'm not taking the rejection well and just trying to tear him down. Anyways I don't fault him, he didn't try to make me feel bad I just didn't get what I wanted and I was sad about it.
>>305868I hope so.
Anonymous 305873
>>305864>obsess overIt's not really an obsession. And sex is something very important in a relationship, so can't virginity be also? Besides, he's a virgin too, so it's only fair.
Anonymous 305874
>>305867>he wants to let some pointless rule get in the way of his own happinessHonestly, I don't think the rule is pointless. That a husband and wife have only had sex with each other, I think is the ideal. It's not like he's a hypocrite either, because he follows his own rule too.
Anonymous 305875
>>305873If it wasn't an obsession it wouldn't be a dealbreaker, for men it's part of their conquest-driven mindset. I get you want to play advocate for both sides but if you think about it logically, unless someone is being a total slutbag then virginity should be no big deal.
Anonymous 305877
>>305875>If it wasn't an obsession it wouldn't be a dealbreakerCheating is a dealbreaker, but it's not really an obsession to want a partner who doesn't cheat. It's the same thing with virginity, really.
>unless someone is being a total slutbagYeah, but how many partners make a total slutbag? Surely 100 partners is too many. But what's the real difference between 100 and 99? And what's the real difference between 99 and 98? And between 98 and 97, and so on? The only real distinction is between 0 and 1. If there is such a thing as too many sexual partners, the only logical number would be one being too many.
Anonymous 305878
>>305877I don't know how we equated having had sex to being a cheater…unless there's more to this story? But like I'm sorry, not being a virgin doesn't mean you cheated if you did it before going out with the person.
Anonymous 305879
>>305878>I don't know how we equated having had sex to being a cheateryou didn't.
Anonymous 305880
>>305878Ultimately, they're both involve having sex with someone else. Obviously they're not the exact same, but it's the same underlying principle.
Anonymous 305881
>>305880That feels like a concerningly reductionist way to look at it but if you mean that from like the guy's pov then yeah that's probably how they see it. I just personally don't agree with it and I don't like nonas feeling bad just because they had sex and some moid chose not to at all during his lifetime.
Anonymous 305882
>>305881That's my perspective because I don't want a non-virgin guy either.
>I just personally don't agree with itWell, I personally do, and I think your immediate dismissal of it as an "obsession" and a "pointless rule" is what's really "concerningly reductionist".
Anonymous 305893
>>305882I mean you do you I guess, just people shouldn't have to be shamed or feel shamed for having sex since it's just a natural part of life.
Anonymous 305894
>>305893Except nona wasn't feeling ashamed for having sex, but for being rejected by a guy she wanted.
Anonymous 305896
>>305894And the guy rejected her purely on the arbitrary basis of her not waiting a million years to have sex with him for the first or only time.
Anonymous 305898
>>305896Except it's not an "arbitrary basis", as I discussed earlier, but a perfectly reasonable and logical one.
Anonymous 305914
>>305898>>305897It is arbitrary but you're right in that people have arbitrary standards they set for things and as long as it isn't actively harmful it's pretty justifiable.
Anonymous 305917
>>305914>It is arbitraryNo, it can be rationally explained and justified.
Anonymous 305924
>>305917Yeah disliking that a person has a past can be explained. I can explain the plot to Ouran High School but that doesn't make it not an arbitrarily concocted fictional story.
Anonymous 305925
>>305924It's not arbitrary, every action has consequences and it can negatively impact people. This will tell you if you can align with the other person and with what you want in life.
Anonymous 305927
>>305924What the hell does a shoujo manga have to do with anything?
Anonymous 305931
>>305924I mean it is arbitrary but why does that matter? It's not something that needs to be logically explainable because it's a matter of emotion, it's one of those fundamentally human things, because humans are delusional and that's normal, some things just mean a lot to someone sentimentally with no explanation, can you explain with perfect logic why your favourite color is your favourite? Not really, all you can do is bring up entirely subjective ultimately meaningless reasons.
Anonymous 305938
>>305925Cheating has consequences, turboslutying up the neighborhood has consequences, but having sex with your bf at the time shouldn't be treated like coming into an interview with a tattoo.
>>305927I was trying to say that something nonsensical can be explained but that doesn't necessarily mean it's not nonsensical.
>>305931>it's one of those fundamentally human thingsIt kind of isn't though, this demonizing of normal sex havers is entirely based on culture and religion and shit and it's especially worse for women because men who have sex and actually do engage in slutty behavior are often judged less harshly or are even praised for it.
Anonymous 305944
>>305938>Cheating has consequences, turboslutying up the neighborhood has consequencesThere are consequences every time you have sex. Including when you lose your virginity, and the consequences of that aren't arbitrary.
>I was trying to say that something nonsensical can be explained but that doesn't necessarily mean it's not nonsensical. But wanting to wait, and for someone to wait for you, isn't nonsensical, it makes perfect sense.
>men who have sex and actually do engage in slutty behavior are often judged less harshly or are even praised for it.That's why we need to shame men for being sluts.
Anonymous 305947
>>305938>because men who have sex and actually do engage in slutty behavior are often judged lessThat's because that's the type of man that most women desire/want
Anonymous 305968
>>305966I bet you think beef curtains are exclusive to sloots and not due to genetics.
Anonymous 305972
>>305968No, but I do know that slutty moids are the scum of the earth.
Anonymous 305984
>>305972Doesn't need "slutty" in there to be true.
Anonymous 305988
>>305966This pic is great because it makes as much sense as what they believe.
Anonymous 305989
>>305988It's
almost as if it's satire to make fun of how retarded they are
Hmmm…
Anonymous 306005
>>305938>It kind of isn't though, this demonizing of normal sex havers is entirely based on culture and religion and shit and it's especially worse for women because men who have sex and actually do engage in slutty behavior are often judged less harshly or are even praised for it.That's not even what happened, the guy turned her down politely and honestly, I think that's respectable enough, what is he supposed to do if that is how he feels? Force a relationship he won't be enthusiastic about? That's just bad for both of them, he's saving himself and he wants the same from a partner, maybe he thinks it's romantic, maybe he thinks non-virgins are gross, who cares? He didn't put her down, he just rejected nona's advances because he wanted something else then what she was offering, I've turned down guys for having a really ugly laugh or having a neck I thought looked too thin before I think virginity is a way bigger deal then those things, it makes sense that some people feel like it's important.
Anonymous 306012
>>306005>He didn't put her down, he just rejected nona's advances because he is obsessed with the idea of sexual conquestYeah.
>really ugly laugh or having a neck I thought looked too thinThat makes sense though because you would always notice those, caring about virginity is all in the person's head.
Anonymous 306028
>>306012>caring about virginity is all in the person's headI didn't realize sex was something imaginary and fictional
Anonymous 306042
>>305838Happens more often than you’d think.
Anonymous 306044
>>306019>>306028Unless the person got an STD or something then yeah, the fact they had sex can only bother you in your mind whereas physical attributes and annoying sounds are right there in your face.
Anonymous 306053
>>306044>husband cheats on me>it can't bother me because the fact he had sex is in my mindYou must have triple my IQ because I can't understand this.
Anonymous 306056
>>306053And we're back to equating having had sex in the past at all in general…with cheating. Wonderful.
Anonymous 306062
>>306056I mean that is what polyamory advocates do unironically, in the same way you are saying it' weird and wrong for someone to care about a partners virginity, they say that as long as your partner is having safe sex with others it's fine and if you have a problem with that you're weird and controlling.
It really is just a live and let live situation and to be honest I find it really endearing and I wish more moids were romantic like that, saving themselves for marriage.
Anonymous 306063
>>306056>equatingThey aren't the exact same, but they have the same underlying principle
Anonymous 306241
>>306063Not really. If I used your way of thinking then if your bf had sex with you that means he cheated on future you with current/past you.
>>306062This has nothing to do with polyamory though, it's about 2 people who were potentially about to get into a monogamous relationship with one another.
Anonymous 306251
>>306241No, because future me and current me are both me. The underlying problem is my husband having sex with someone who is NOT me.
Anonymous 306284
>>306251But he's not having sex, the sex was already had and finished well before you came into his life.
Anonymous 306285
What the fuck is going on in this thread
Anonymous 306289
>>306284>But he's not having sexHe WAS having sex with someone who's not me.
>husband cheated on you yesterday So you wouldn't care, right? Because it's in the past, right?
Anonymous 306296
I just don't think moids should be allowed to have sex, that's all.
Anonymous 306302
>>306289>cheatedK. I think you're just trolling now honestly.
Anonymous 306309
>>306304
Thanks for admitting to being a trolling moid, I guess. Bye.
Anonymous 306313
Well that was brave
Or you call that a dick, this is a dick and send a pic of Mandingo
Anonymous 306757
>>306620lol seethe
this isn't a thing here
