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Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.

>>14649
>If there is a definitive way to fix it, why wouldn't you?
There isn't. All that crap you mentioned doesn't work and is just a scam. There is a surgery that severs some of the ligaments and allows for some additional length at the cost of having it just flop around. Its time to face reality and leave because you two will never be sexually compatible.

>>14655
>sexually incompatible
That's usually just cope for guys with small dicks to feel better about themselves. Also, no, it's not a scam. There are mountains of photo evidence, not to mention the fact that you're not being sold anything, so how exactly is this a scam? The only part you can buy is a dick pump, which is like $40 and unlike a gym membership you only have to pay once. I'm not about to break up with the only guy that has ever made me cum, all he needs to do is some stretches and that's it. If you want to wallow in ypur internalized misogyny and put up with men's shrimp dicks, be my guest, but I'm not about that.

>>14663
You're the only one who is complaining your moid is too small for you. If that stuff worked why isn't every moid walking around like he's smuggling a sausage factory in his pants?

>>14667
NTA but I have looked it up and every moid who has done it swears by it. But it is a very long and laborious process and there are risks of permanent erectile dysfunction and injuries

>>14668
>"trust me bro" moidsource
lol, lmao even. Have fun trying to break moid's dicks ig.

I want to hold her hand whilst we’re walking and then very quickly bring it to my lips, look her in the eyes, kiss it, and let go. we would go on as if nothing had happened but as soon as we get back to hers she would, hurriedly lead me somewhere, turn around, and kiss mine, all over. Then we’d kiss each-other everywhere

I also love to imagine untying her hair and letting it cascade down her shoulders and breasts, then playing with it and drowning myself in it, because she almost always wears it tied up. Whenever she lets it down I go fucking crazy, it is thick , long and wavy, but I want to be the one to do it.
If I imagine intimacy with her too strongly it takes me hours to stop. It would probably be too much for me if it ever happens

Do you ever fantasize about someone else masturbating you?

I've been medicated since high school (anxiety paranoia etc) and I'm now one month totally unmedicated it's so awesome I feel alive again and I'm horny for the first time in forever it's like overwhelming. I was standing next to this scrawny guy yesterday who was shorter than me (but not hot) and it made me start daydreaming about someone who was smaller than me AND hot that I could bully until he cries and then fuck him about it.
Why do men have to insist on being dominant just let me bully you then break your pelvis and then you cook me dinner and say thank you. Bastards.

I want his dick just staying still in me while I grind on him/touch my clit and come a few times while also edging him/prolonging his erection. I want him sweaty and begging me to move, or get to the point that just the squeezes from my own orgasms bring him there.
Unclear if this will translate to real life because he orgasms pretty easily but over time I think it's doable. I can wait until May….for my perfect sexual (and romantic) partner I can wait until May..

My partner has been toying around with the idea of recording sexual audio, but he keeps backing out from cringe. I need goon material and I don't know what to give him.

I find it disgusting too. Porn has normalized it to such a degree that it’s expected in every relationship now

>>14652
Take all of them under the shower

sucks to be you

I think it’s retarded that oral is more common to give to men, when it makes so much more sense for it to be the norm to give it to women? I wouldn’t have so much disdain for it if things were more equal. It’s straight up laughable, given anatomy AND the orgasm gap. I remember reading a post where some handmaiden vented about how she let her newly-bi bf experiment and found out he was sucking dick when he never ate her out even though she sucked his dick.

I don’t respect women who partake in this unless they’re in a loving, reciprocated relationship - doing it for every man is retarded, especially if you don’t personally enjoy it.

>mfw my boyfriend eats me out on a daily basis while I never had his dick in my mouth even once
Just can't stop stylin' on you girlies. Best part is, he's not even a sub. Being held down while his tongue makes you have an excircism tier orgasm is heaven. At this point I just feel bad for you.

My bf has been seen naked by other girls it drives me mad now

>>14656
You on the left

Muntan Duw

>>13293
A mouthfull of chicken liver

Ask a friend and see if he's down to eating you out.
You can't expect noobs to be good at eating out tho but good points for trying

>>14629
I literally don't know anyone who would eat me out, no male friends.

>>14628
You need to lay off the gooning if masturbation doesn't work anymore

>>14632
Ok, then ask a female friend who's not prudish and is open minded, if possible, or tell her to bring a Magic wand or any vibrator and then you go

>paying a moid to go down on you

your doing it wrong. they should pay you

I haven't, but I can imagine the smell

Smell fetish is peak especially when it's Yuri

>>14594
the return of harems. i feel like there are a lot of women out there who would be willing to share one highly desirable and wealthy man with other women than settle for the trash that the majority of moids are.

>>14524
Real answer:
Males invest less on reproduction, especially mammal ones by default because they don't have to give birth and then feed their offspring with milk. Because of that the best strategy for males is to breed with as many females as possible, because their reproductive investment is only ejaculation. Mammal males are literally wired to be whores because its the best reproductive strategy for them, and when needed to fight other males so it is them who only reproduces with those females. This is why men have always cared so much about virginity of their wives to barbaric levels but rarely applied the same standards to themselves and other men.