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Anonymous Admin 3339[Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.

https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.



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Anonymous 2112[Reply]

Circumcised or uncircumcised?

Circumcised cocks are cleaner and nicer to suck. Uncircumcised cocks feel better inside you. Some cocks are circumcised so tightly the skin doesn't roll at all and it feels like getting fucked by a piece of dry wood.
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Anonymous 12867

all moids should be lined up and circumcised.

Anonymous 12879

>>2112
>Circumcised cocks are cleaner
can't americans just wash their dicks?

Anonymous 12881

men from countries where it's routine to chop off their dicks are almost always off putting. coincidence?

Anonymous 12888

>>12881
i think not В-)

Anonymous 13170

>fucked by a piece of dry wood.
When I was younger and had self esteem issues I tried to be open minded but now I would just kick a moid who can't get me gushing wet out of the bed anyway



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Horny Thread Anonymous 3046[Reply]

Post in here when you're horny and state what you want to do and/or have done to you!
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Anonymous 13162

Had a dream I was naked and floating in a void and being touched all over by dozens of disembodied hands. Stroking my hair, holding my chin/neck, massaging my shoulders and feet, teasing my nipples and clit, penetrating me, even playing with my anus which I do not enjoy irl. I was beyond turned on when I woke up. I've been daydreaming for days about it and it occupies my thoughts more than anything in recent memory. This is weapons-grade horny, I'm worried I'm gonna develop a new fetish for hands.

I had to rewrite this post more than once because I kept going into detail without thinking and was worried it would be too much lmao

Anonymous 13163

>>13162
I'm interested in the details.

Anonymous 13167

>>13162
I have a hand fetish and I'm borrowing this fantasy.

Anonymous 13168

>>13163
>>13167
It switched between first and third person
>naked in void (transition from another dream, you know how it is)
>bright light above me, feeling very warm
>can feel something lightly touching my thigh, look down and it's a disembodied hand (blue like the ones from Labyrinth)
>I vaguely recall talking to it or someone, not important
>suddenly feel hand in my hair pulling how I like
>more hands appear, stroking my cheek, holding my throat, retraining my arms and legs (dunno what against)
>cupping breasts, pinching and flicking nipples, massaging shoulders, stroking up and down my spine
>whole body feels on fire in a good way
>feel them massaging my feet, gently spreading my buttcheeks and vulva, squeezing my tummy
>don't remember when I was vaginally penetrated but it was like it was always happening
>distinct sub-scene almost of a hand sliding a middle finger into my butt and just how amazing that felt, literally remember going "I don't do that" but also "wow"(???)
>enjoyed the feeling of everywhere being gently stroked and touched while I can't move
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Anonymous 13169

>>13168
>but it isn't the same
Maybe you could try disguising your hands? Gloves or nail polish of a similar blue color. This way, when you look at them playing with yourself they feel not your own.



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PIV was never meant to last for more than a few minutes Anonymous 12846[Reply]

Most men, under natural circumstances, only last a minute. Most women, under natural circumstances, find PIV repetitive and annoying after a minute. In nature, the longer a human male has his dick in a female without orgasming the more he opens himself to failure to pass on his genetic material. I have no choice but to assume while the mating rituals (including physically rewarding mating rituals, like dancing, or other sensual acts) of ancient humans could last for hours, days, or even weeks the penetration itself shouldn't last for more than a few moments. And if it wasn't a point of pride for men to last fifteen to forty-five minutes than I do believe PIV would be decentered in the modern day. There are so many more interesting acts in sex, most of them more rewarding to women.
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Anonymous 12946

>>12945
ik ik. a woman coined the term incel and it got hijacked.

Anonymous 12982

>>12853
Correct
>>12855
Same. I only started enjoying vaginal stimulation in my mid twenties and now I prefer it to clitoral orgasms it makes me squirt.
But even that’s not a sure bet that I’d be able to replicate every time with a partner. My g-spot is pretty far up there (so much for women only feeling the first 2-3 inches…) so fingers are useless for making it happen. It is easier when I’ve already had a clitoral orgasm first so it’s not like piv fully replaces it but it’s not impossible/pickme shit.

Anonymous 13159

OP is correct

Anonymous 13165

>>12982
do you also need a long time to achieve a g-spot orgasm or can it be done more quickly?

Anonymous 13166

I find sex in the angus is much more exciting and satisfying than piv.



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Am I cuck? Anonymous 3614[Reply]

Recently i've been fantasizing about watching my bf fuck another woman in front of me…
Doesn't matter if its a friend of mine or random girl but i just find it kinda hot that another girl wants his body.
How do you even tell this to your s.o. without making it uncomfortable?
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Anonymous 6048

>>6041
That's because they do it as a fetish and they pretend not to want it.

Anonymous 6136

I've never liked anything related to cuckoldry until I recently started crushing on a boy who's outside of my league. Even thinking about being together with him breaks mysuspension of disbelief, so my subconscious created compensated fantasies about dating him while being cucked by another (prettier) woman.
It's like my bisexuality, inferiority complex, and whatever other emotions can only be in sync when it's a fantasy like this. I hate it.

Anonymous 13152

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Before we dated my boyfriend used to talk about his dating life with our friend group. I don't know why but there's something that really excites me thinking the sex he had with his ex and his dating experiences in general.

I've taken screenshots of every message he sent talking about girls before we dated and put them all into one list. There's a cropped picture of him with his ex on there too. When I look over it makes me feel so fuzzy. I've gotten some details from him about his ex like what she looks like, her first name, where she lives and where she might work. I've been thinking about going to the fast food place he told me she might work and ordering something. He told me she has no social media outside of accounts she has under an alias and I haven't been able to find it.

I've hung out with a girl he went on a few dates on as well, she doesn't know I'm dating him which might be weird but I don't care at all. I liked when she talked about him.

At first I told my boyfriend that he didn't have to be scared to tell me about his experiences, later I outright admitted it turned me on. He doesn't understand it at all.

Anonymous 13155

women can't be cucks

Anonymous 13164

>>13152
>He doesn't understand it at all.
me neither



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Anonymous 12812[Reply]

moids are incapable of sexual imagination. they need external input like jerkoff instructions; fap roulettes—no nut november is a natural extension of this. they're compelled to orgasm but their orgasms are meaningless. they need an external force to give purpose to their urges. i earnestly believe at the end of the day most men have orgasm control fetishes. knowing when and how and why they're being allowed to orgasm, or not orgasm, lights up their brains. so much male dysfunction and depression comes down to sexual free will. they're told a voracious sexual appetite and a harem hanging off your dick is peak malehood. proving themselves as a man requires penetration. think of how much existential angst this opens up for the average moid. imagine how much more emotionally and spiritually fulfilled the male population would be if they didn't have sexual free will.
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Anonymous 12828

>>12812
Wtf is a fap roulette? Do moids make bets and whoever wins gets to coom?
No I'm not willing to Google it

Anonymous 12833

>>12828
They're games played with dice or post numbers, with each number that comes our something happens
>if dubs, necessaryspeed4 gets resurrected on lolcow

Anonymous 12837

men are babies who want wawa weewee milkie mommy booby wipe my poopy cucú

Anonymous 13116

>>12833
>dubs
she's literally still there btw

Anonymous 13154

this reminds me of my theory as to why men are obsessed with filming sex and the constant need to capture (film/photograph) or recreate key sexual memories



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Anonymous 13124[Reply]

Do you think her tits are natural or did she cheat? Im not rly into girls but just looking at them gets me so horny…

Anonymous 13133

why are there so many sensual images of women and women's bodies posted to /nsfw/ by 'straight' nonas?
like how serious have you really been in self-examining your attractions girl.

Anonymous 13134

>Im not rly into girls but just looking at them gets me so horny
You're probably bi to some degree.

Anonymous 13150

she is so slutty… i love it….



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Anonymous 11665

>>4395
now THIS sounds intriguing…

Anonymous 11683

More please?

Anonymous 13144

bump

Anonymous 13147

r/gonewildaudio/ has a lot of records

Anonymous 13148

>>13147
point of that thread is to share the best ones sonwe don't have to go through the trouble of researching that huge subreddit



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How Often Do You Get Wet Dreams? Anonymous 13130[Reply]

I don’t know why but I just can’t stop thinking about this dream I had. There was this guy there, he looked like the all American type. Blonde perfect hair, blue eyes, tanned skin and a ripped fucking body. Gosh, he was so hot. In the dream we were running around shooting stuff, well he was shooting bad guys (I was running around scared while he protected me) because he was like in the military or something. He had this big ass fucking gun and he knew how to use it. He was so masculine. Like he was one of those tough manly redneck country boys, yet he was still a pretty boy and he was so attractive. I also distinctly remember him being a bit of a douch but once again he was just so fucking sexy. I remember for a brief moment he fucked me. Like missionary style. He was naked and his face was real close to mine, he was looking me right in the eye. His body was right on top of mine enough to crush me. I need to have my brains banged out like that once in my life by a man that looks like that.

Anonymous 13142

Mine are very rare i tend to trigger them after i read something sexual like yaoi before going to bed, or my brain is thinking about sexual stuff as i fall asleep when i am in my horniest, i genuinely could only dream of ever having sex so it's a good replacement for loneliness



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Anonymous 9476[Reply]

Sex with bi men, yay or nay?
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Anonymous 12944

Why is it that female-leaning bisexuals of both sexes rarely identify as bisexual? Most female-leaning bi women prefer to just call themselves lesbians and most female-leaning bi men just call themselves straight and all go through mental gymnastics pretending they're not bisexual. Is it a self fulfilling prophecy because most people believe bisexuals of both sexes overwhelmingly prefer males, so if this does not apply to them they believe they must not be bisexual but "mostly straight/lesbian"?

Anonymous 12947

>>12944
>Is it a self fulfilling prophecy because most people believe bisexuals of both sexes overwhelmingly prefer males, so if this does not apply to them they believe they must not be bisexual but "mostly straight/lesbian"?
Yes. I've had both male and female bisexual friends and it's just a weird form of denial and bi-erasure. I've been told the bisexual female community mostly focuses on bi women who date men, so female-preferring bi women just assume they must be lesbians despite liking men sometimes. Bi men are lumped in with gay men (go to the same bars, use the same hook-up apps, etc.) so female-preferring bi men who don't want to live a "gay lifestyle" consider themselves straight. Pop culture seems to treat bisexual as "50% gay 50% straight" when most I've known have preferences in one way or another.

Anonymous 12949

>>9476
yay if they're clean, masculine and attractive.

Anonymous 12972

>>12944
>Most female-leaning bi women prefer to just call themselves lesbians
do they?

Anonymous 13141

ngl im bi myself and hetty boys are always weird about it so i only date men who are bi



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