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Anonymous Admin 3339[Reply]

Reminder:

>Do not post gore, shock images, hardcore pornography, etc. unless it's pertinent to the discussion. Don't make threads just to dump any of this content.

https://crystal.cafe/rules

/nsfw/ is not an exception to this rule. Please report porn dump threads. I'll be cleaning up this board more from now on, please focus on conversation rather than spamming files.

Anonymous Admin 4504

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.



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Anonymous 15328[Reply]

What is the most weirdest porn image you have ever seen
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Anonymous 15362

Head swap porn. I refuse to elaborate

Anonymous 15409

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>>15330
This?

Anonymous 15411

>>15329
Jesus

Anonymous 15468

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This should count for something (it's a porn ad)

Anonymous 15591

>>15409
how do I convince my bf to do this?



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Strapless strapon Anonymous 15061[Reply]

Does anyone have a strapless strapon? I wanna buy one but I'm not sure if I'll be able to feel good and at the same time make my boyfriend feel good. How is it? Anyone tried Feeldoe?
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Anonymous 15590

>>15065
You are correct and the rest of the world is wrong. Conventional wisdom has failed us. They tried to make us believe in something that does not exist. Those behind the scenes thought of us as cattle, we can't let them win.



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Are there any secrets to finding out if a guy is hung before seeing him naked? Anonymous 6849[Reply]

I prefer much more well-endowed men (7" and thick and up) and smaller men just can't do it for me. I've been disappointed bringing back cute guys only to see they are a waste of time.

I've checked bulges but that's not always reliable. I've been in clubs and gotten a quick feel dancing but that's not reliable either.

I heard height and penis size are linked, but I'm not sure if that's true.I know really fit guys are bigger so that helps. Is asking for a shoe size too obvious, or is there something else I need to know?

Please share your secrets!!!
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Anonymous 15484

>>15483
of the group. not as in an actual alpha. it can be a disgusting loser but the other ones believe in shit like dominance and having a bigger dick or sex with more women is all they care about. it’s unfortunately true if you’re alone with a group of them and listen. i found out my first bf was 10 inches from one of his friends being jealous and bringing it up.

Anonymous 15488

>>15474
Why do you have such a cartoonish representation of male friendships kekkk

Anonymous 15491

>>15488
because men are embarrassing

Anonymous 15493

>>15488
one time they literally acted like wing men to tell me their dudes dick was big. mostly they’ll talk about the ones not in the room. french and Portuguese are the only patterns i’ve noticed for large ones.

Anonymous 15557

>>14671
>>14668

Penis exercises can work but the timeline of improvement goes by years and there's a limit of inches you can gain, which is usually about 2 or so.

I've been searching a bunch of subreddits about it, in best case scenarios (perfect routine, stretching for 1 hour a day, great sexual health, lean bodies to make the dick pop out more, stronger boners) a man can gain like 1 inch and a half per year, but there's loooots of men who spin their wheels with penis enlargement and get absolutely nowhere, be it out of cluelesness, incompetence, bad luck, bad information…

Many men who go to the gym for years still end up with unimpressive physiques, and the gym is something that's socially accepted and with a full history as well as tons of research and informational content.

Penis enlargement is more confusing, less intuitive, less comfortable, more esoteric, less socially acceptable to bring up, less convenient to do… So it's only natural that success stories around it are quite sparse.

I'd argue many people would prefer to get a surgery as opposed to do all this work, but of course, in reality penis and breast surgeries ruin sensitivity and penis surgeries are specially risky and prone to botching. I

If you want your bf to go from 4 inches to 6 inches you'd be asking a LOT of work on his part, like, essentially penis enlargement would have to be his entire hobby for a year or maybe two.

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Anonymous 7472[Reply]

I dont want any form of sex other than pegging. I exclusively want to peg my moid and I want the only way he gets off to be me pounding him. Am I a freak?
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Anonymous 14982

>>14981
Continuing this…lots of sex toys lack erotic appeal. They are sexual but not erotic. I want to design things that once you look at it it leaves an imprint on your mind in a way where its not only sexual but also beautiful like an art piece.

Anonymous 14983

>>14982
Dildos do their job but the bright colours are so ugly I have no idea as to why that is even allowed

Anonymous 15306

>>7481
Shit like this is made for zoophiles who wanna fuck horses

>>7472
You're a freak but it's not morally wrong as long as he wants it and you're doing it safely

>>7473
>>7485
I've actually heard that a few woman have managed to have an orgasm from the strap bumping against their clit when they thrust or from the guy sucking the strap. Don't know if it requires a specific type of strap though

Anonymous 15311

>>7472
did you achieve your dream yet?

Anonymous 15588

How do I find a guy who wants to do this with me?



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I’m so glad I’m a woman Anonymous 15574[Reply]

I’m literally so glad I was born a woman in a first world country. I don’t believe in reincarnation or anything so I’ll always be female.
I’m so glad I don’t have to worry about being forced into an arranged marriage either.
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Anonymous 15580

>>15577
Ok but can you post in on /x/ or in any of the male hate threads on /b/? Maybe even /feels/

Anonymous 15581

>>15580
I think that would be against the rules

Anonymous 15585

>>15577
Not really

Anonymous 15586

>>15585
If it really bothers you then just don’t click the image and it won’t enlarge. It’s a nsfw board and it shows the typical fate of a male as almost all people violently killed in Ukraine are male.

Anonymous 15587

>>15586
I think the entire thread is retarded frankly



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Incest kink Anonymous 15566[Reply]

I wanna fuck my boyfriend and his dad and make him fuck his dad. Not sorry

Anonymous 15567

unrelated but this post reminded me of the fact that i keep having disturbing incestual dreams with like every other member of my family

Anonymous 15568

>>15566
Why do you want him to fuck his dad and not vice versa?

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>>15568
What, I can't want both?



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Anonymous 14524[Reply]

Why are men such whores?
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Anonymous 15549

>>15546
What
And nfcm then?

Anonymous 15550

>>15546
>you're implying men are somehow superior even when naked and you need to give clothes to women to elevate themselves
What are you talking about? If we assume that stripping/being naked is a vulnerable and submissive state, then this unequal power dynamic is putting moids in a vulnerable and submissive position. Where's the implication of superiority?
>>15549
Wondering the same thing. Though it's usually referred to as CMNF.

Anonymous 15551

>>15545
I don't really like it personally just because wearing clothes during sex seems uncomfortable. I don't have much sex experience but I do have lots of masturbation experience, I usually masturbate with a shirt on or and with my pants not fully off because people are home and could come in at any time and it doesn't feel as good as full nudity. The only thing that could be appealing would be wearing stockings and maybe fabric gloves. I also dislike faceless porn because faceless woman porn feel like sexualizing a woman's body but not appreciating her face and faceless man porn feel like saying men deserve privacy but not women

>>15550
>>15549
>>15546
I think it depends if the man or woman is the dom. I also feel like men's feet are pretty sensitive, plump, and intimate and it's also cute when men are fully naked eating pussy

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>>15551
>I think it depends if the man or woman is the dom
The woman is the dom. That's a given if full nudity/stripping implies being vulnerable and submissive. Honestly, whether it's CFNM or CMNF, I feel that the clothed person should be the dom and the nude person should be the sub.
>I don't really like it personally just because wearing clothes during sex seems uncomfortable
Doesn't necessarily have to be sex. One scenario I imagine is luring in a cute boy with a strip game (the loser must strip off a piece of clothing as a penalty). He wants to see women naked but he ends up being the one humiliated and objectified without getting to see what he hoped for as he's completely naked without winning a single round. Something like pic related but I want him to be blushing and more embarrassed.

Anonymous 15582

Well managed male feet are more erotic than female feet to me



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MMF / FMM Threesomes Anonymous 15398[Reply]

Genuinely majorly into them, especially bisexual ones and I'm sad it's hard to find more bisexual ones. The guys in the straight ones are always hotter sadly

You can talk about and discuss them here, you can post videos and pictures but don't post walled/fat scrotes please

>Would you ever do one irl?
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Anonymous 15532

>>15521
Yeah but you may as well include both acronyms so more people know what you're talking about. MFM is another acronym for it

Anonymous 15558

>>15416
>I gave them both a blowjob once

at the same time??

Anonymous 15561

I wish straight porn stars did more bisexual threesomes. They usually have bigger dicks than gay porn stars though gay ones are usually cuter. If they can keep a boner around another guy they're probably not straight anyways. Most I can hope to see is some balls and tips/dicks touching

>>15558
NTA and I've never had one but I've seen it happen in porn before. Usually either they stand on the sides of you and you put both their dicks in your mouth or they lay on their back (with their assholes basically touching) and it's possible to put both dicks in your mouth that way

>>15509
There are some good ones like that but I agree I hate ones where the woman is basically a glorified fleshlight. I hate when they do mostly anal too, a woman getting double anal is a turn off especially. I only really like anal when it's DPs or if it's a bisexual threesome where the guys are getting ass fucked (either by each other or by the woman)

Anonymous 15573

>>15558
lol yes!

>>15561
I did put both of their dicks in my mouth, which was amazing. At first when I did it I could tell that it surprised them, but then my bf was like “do that again” haha

Anonymous 15579

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One of my biggest fantasies, I like to imagine my husbandos doing it with me



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Female gazed hentai novels Anonymous 15523[Reply]

Hello fellow perverted nonas, lately i´ve been obssessed with a certain type of men (especially anime ones), like Aoi Todo and i´ve not slept trying to find any hentai or plus eighteen novel that could resemble a guy like that.

My only options are Bara novels but they are extremely exaggerated and too much gay (ofc duh). Any good hentai recs?
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Anonymous 15564

Are there any threesome related ones?

Anonymous 15569

>>15564
I believe the Rifuru one has a threesome dynamic but it's not really touched upon much, other than that not really sure unfortunately. It's not hentai but there's one chapter in I Roved Out in Search of Truth and Love that has a brief/funny MMF threesome dynamic (Ch:18). There's not a lot of it unfortunately, but I do find the story/world interesting at least.

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Anonymous 15576

Bump for gore



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