Lolcow.farm Bunker Thread #2 : Troons 41% edition Anonymous 156212
If you’re using CC because LC is temporarily down (probably due to server changes mentioned by the admin a few days ago), use this thread to shitpost, talk, or post updates about the website
Get the fuck off our imageboard losers
your imageboard is a fucking flop infested by moids and incels. it's slightly active since our website is down, seethe harder pickmes! the troonies will never love you!
NTA but the Terf threads are our most regular generals and they're some of the most active threads here. We definitely don't love troons here.
Lolcow has more moids than CC, by the way.
Then don't use it
You don't have to be using an imageboard 24/7 anon, you can do something else until lolcow comes back
If it doesn't come back, then you can make your own imageboard
damn it. trannies really do ruin everything they touch. like a bizarro world midas.
For female autists who aren't into lolcows and don't like LCF
Women don't magically become trannies just because they don't fit what you think is a woman anon>>156238
If you don't like CC then leave, I don't get the fuss
Yea this site is dead
I looked everywhere for information about what was going on with lolcow. Twitter, I tried looking for discord links and I find out from Kiwifarms to check here and I'm happy I did. I'm going to cry real tears If the site is gone. I'm assuming it's just the server update or something. I'm hoping to see my banner
How about we stop shitting on miners already. Remember the KF refugees ? Let's not be like them. It's nice to be able to gather here while LC is down, don't litter all over the place.>>156228
I definitely think some nonas overestimate their scrote radars and there are actually more men posting (on the gossip boards especially) than we think. Passing as the other sex online isn't that hard, we got too used to retarded Twitter troons that you can clock right from the first word in their bio.
>oh boy more anons :D
>"Shit site tranny moids"
shut the fuck up about moids and trannies and tranny moids the only XY life that matters is NAGITO KOMAEDA
And now Lipstickalley is down, I feel like everything I use to pass the time is fucking up
ok assuming that Sans is a human skeleton his life matters too
Did LSA have a thread on Keffals?
This all feels too coincidental.
what? are they really going all in on all female-oriented internet communities?
I think they're more so going for gossip sites because they don't want to be exposed
bunker days 2: electric fuckaloo
Lsa only talks about male Troon chasers (aka rappers/athletes) and hated famous Trans like Nikita or Ts Madison. All the terf bored that probably mention Keffals are hidden in private groups. Probably not related bit still annoyin
particularly the ones where tranny asses aren't kissed
But it did have a thread on that teacher, in fact lsa does talk about TIMs and sometimes it trends but the site is basically advertised as a tea spilling gossip site for black women. Most the people watching threads are like IG girls, or youtubers.
Does the weird troon come from lolcow
Yes. I am sorry my sweet miners. I hope lc is online soon so we get off your backs, him included
sick of troons just wanna shitpost I have fresh copypasta for the ladies
the reason i don't buy that they're targeting female sites right now is that other communities and websites more notorious for GC views than lolcow and LSA are still up (i will not name them, because i know there are trannies here). i think and hope it's all just a coincidence
I-I'm doing it! I'm touching the grass!! Oh it's so soft and beautiful. I don't think I'll be back, n o n n i e s…goodbye!
they constantly talk about needing to have that one British mummy forum shut down, kiwifarms was also a priority target because they're really good with digging up receipts and archiving them
I miss LCF… I miss /w/…
I genuinely thought the british mummy forum was some archaelogist enthusiast forum discussing mummies or something before I got it
lc owns this sorry ass website
It seems the non-pedo looking Brazilian thread I made was deleted.
is it confirmed to be a coordinated ddos? is that why lc is down?
Why was this made when the other one isn’t even finished…
No one knows atm it’s just speculation. It could be literally anything. Our admin was very uncommunicative and also the Troon goonz we’re talking about other sites to take down
is it not? the limit on crystal cafe is 510 replies
If it's related to any case, it has to be the chestplate teacher guy
wait, why is lipstick alley down ?
I am going with this 100% there was a threat to kiwi farms after he was posted and when he was posted to LOLCOR it was offline………. Hmmmmm
I wish i didnt leave now bc it was so shit
thanks for letting us bunker here miners!
is this keffals doing or? what's the story nonas?
They’re just as confusion and know nothing
are there no mods or farmhands in the discord?
Reminder to report and ignore the samfagging troon
no offense but why do people still care about ukraine? i really dont care
There are barely any mods or farmlands to begin with, I doubt any are on the discord.
Lolcow seems like it's been pretty abandoned by the people in charge of it.
weird, I always thought the discord was where the site staff would give updates if something happened
I guess we're just left in the dark, sucks
idk about that because jannies/mods seem to ban left and right for anything
why is the admin so fucking bad at notifying people, if you’re too busy at least get someone reliable to make announcements for you. that website is so damn unorganized and got a bunch of newfag mods that are hellbent on banning anyone for anything
queer hatsune miku…
because the performative activism circlejerk must be kept going lest their brains live through one second no mental masturbation
I don’t think so, there’s only one mod in it atm. I think 2 others left when they said they were going to delete the whole server
how come there's never any filenames here
Anyone knows how many mods there are in lolcow?
Samefag im talking about the discord. I don’t think any site farmhands or admins are in there
has the one mod in it said anything about what's going on?
so no one can see that i name my files cummies(3)
I think I’m the only woman in this thread and I’m talking to a bunch of scrotes. Raise ur hand if you feel like this too
No, she’s been on DND. The only channel in there that is usable is a bunker and it’s pretty much the same as the bunker threads here, except less autism / activity
i feel like this but i think its because idk any other autistic woman like me irl so my brain think they don't exist.
I'm sorry hunny :/
I warned you
yeah i feel like theres a lot of trannies here unfortunately
So you’re correct that crystal cafe has trannies
There was no moid stink here yesterday soooo lol
A big handful of incels sites were down earlier too
"swo yuorw coweghct thawt cwrghtstal cwfaeh hwash traghneews" thats how you sound with all that cock and balls in your mouth
Did you know that moids are born with a cum button up their ass? God put it there for a reason, and a moid who doesn't get their prostate abused on the regular is spitting on gods face and his perfect creation. Shove things up moids asses 2023
My theory is that the trannies and gay men (what’s the difference) who used to lurk and troll on lolcow came here
It's true, not pegging moids goes against God's will!
Not sure how anon is going to do that when you want to chop your balls off for a gaping bleeding wound because men fly too close to sun and think they can be everything.
they dont deserve to cum we should cut out their prostate instead
we exist but we're scattered across the world so it's less likely to know each other irl. plus a lot of us mask so well you wouldn't immediately tell
Sorry tried to scribble a persons name better lol but same from the lc discord not much known or going on
You idiot, the easiest way to make a moid your slave is to blast his ass into a bitch
Hope this creepy freak gets jumped by some unhinged parents.
>>156402>Already, thanks to videos recorded by students, the school has been receiving comments on the matter.
>“There will the protesters and the anti-protesters,” said Shuttleworth. “I do know there have been phone calls made to the school that haven’t been the most pleasant in nature.”
Did they ever stop to think why the students were recording in the first place? obviously it made them feel uncomfortable and was not right.
this sucks, nothing to do now but wait it out I guess
make them eunuchs, their self esteem will be destroyed once they cant swing their dicks around and you can use their husk to do your bidding
I have a tinfoil, there’s just no fucking way that even the whitest most liberal Canadians would allow that in their schools. Sure there are stinky experimental tranime teenagers who are in every modern first world schools but all of the teachers they choose are old and have some common sense. This has to be a CIA agent, there is just no fucking way
What was that artist girl who was obsessed with them and that dude from D:BH
troon radar failed this time but you'll get them next time nona
develv, and they were two sisters sharing the account
oops tagged your deleted post
thanks for the info discord nons
Yeh! I’ll get more screenshots If asked again or if there’s anything new but we’re all in the same boat pretty much.
That's so fucked imagine sharing a fetish account with your sister
they also grew up in the hari krishna cult and hated women in favour of eunuchs and were quasi-fakebois
well eunuchs do not necessarily claim to be women
wait that's a cult??? there was a lady in my city who'd sing hare krishna over and over every single day she could without fail on a microphone in the centre, she became pretty popular too I had no idea it was a cult
Also for anyone asking to get into the discord. Still active and not deleted but it can’t take anymore people
no i hate them still, they're nothing but wallets and footrests
the good ending, he finally turned into the dog
why is the discord being deleted? they never gave a reason what happened??
Either do non-binary trans and some were born with penises. My point remains.
well some eunuchs still acknowledge(d) that they're just castrated men and nothing else
It wasn’t deleted, it’s still active but it was in the peak of the Keffals v Kiwis thing
I uh um, but, using them as footrests is what a majority wants? I think you got duped by the loud Kefflas.
Wtf why the fuck are they going to delete the discord??? Am I tripping or does that seem overkill?
Who's this Keffals person and what did he(?) do
non-binary troons insist they are not men though
He make tranny look bad by doing fart porn then piss off Josh by not doing free fart porn for him.
Pls … read my post… it wasn’t deleted yet. It was planned to be deleted on Aug 31st but it hasn’t been yet. It’s still active just no invites
I really hope lc is back by monday.
Well if your definition of man is be mean to women and thinking with your dick then yes they're not men lol
They need to stop acting like cowards and finally boot out the shit loads of men they allowed in the discord to begin with. They implemented voice verification FINALLY but I think there should be a voice and face verification at this point if they are so high strung. If it’s 18+ require ID verification. I’ve been banned from the discord because they are ageist towards younger women kek but seriously, what an overreaction just put up bigger defenses before you do the last resort which is deleting the entire server.
Samefag no one who runs the site is in there it’s all just non a s (and male lurkers unfortunately)
I thought admin was in that discord server. I swear I've seen screencaps of things said by admin in that discord float around
I don’t remember her name unless she went by admin. I don’t think she’s in there anymore
semi related, but I was wondering–remember how they used to castrate men so that they could sing high notes? does tranny-chemical castration produce the same effect? if so, trannies should start singing like castrati so we finally know what they sounded like, since there's no extant recordings and apparently it sounded different than female singers.
trannies are ugly and disgusting but i still want normal sexy men as furniture. i want to force Daigo Dojima on all fours and sit my big ass on his back for as many hours as possible. putting the CHAIR in Sixth Chairman of the (now defunct) Tojo Clan.
No fucking way, lipstickalley is down too. I think there is something going on because it’s too much of a coincidence.
missing the absolutely retarded shitposter nonas, know ily
its funny how youth male castration went from totally amoral and child abuse to an acceptable practice
Samefag went over the member list and it actually looks like they cleaned out the males / a lot of people left. No admin afaik. If she was they would have tried getting her attention in the bunker chat anyway. Also here’s this
Not happening, men only submit to other men
Daigo Dojima sure has submitted to other men a lot throughout the series.
I find it funny that lolcow and now LSA are down but for once kiwifarms is semi stable. Kek. Both say it's not cloudflare. What of both forgot to pay a bill or something? Kek
I just know a threesome would them would be the wildest shit.
Tinfoil admin is admin for both lsa and LCF and was too busy posting on lsa and forgot to pay the bill
have you guys seen this type of meme going around where men put a microscope on 1% of history and ignore the 99% test of it where men were mostly the ones in power? massive amounts of cope and deflection for how much their sex has ruined this planet
i love you Kikomi plz be my transwife. i will validate you the most
If it goes long enough the eventual development will be increased independence of Europe from Russia and increased reliance on China from Russia, shifting the balance in favor of China and driving Russia further into ruin. On a more immediate basis, if the war is still going on in winter major energy problems may rise in Europe, leading to price inflation, and perhaps on the long term on a rise of nuclear power
In other terms if the war in Ukraine keeps going on it may lead to much more important changes than covid did
what browser do yall use? i'm getting sick of google chrome/google in general
It honestly should be a federal offense to only have veterinarians open during the weekdays and only one emergency clinic in the middle of the city with no at-home services.
Can the frenchtards fuck off?
That’s a good possibility, that’s probably why the admin has barely been present because LSA a lot more active and gets more traffic than lolcow. I honestly would love if we had the admin from there in my personal opinion, I can’t take much of the autist-chans who are too deep into the 4chan brain rot running these kinds of websites.
joining in the husbandoposts with a comfy wintertime majima
why is lc still down wtf!!!!!!!!!!!
Daigo Dojima on the left and Yoshitaka Mine on the right from the Like a Dragon (formerly known as Yakuza until September 14th, 2022) series of video games which you can now get in its entirety on Steam.
I don't know if I'm misremembering but I swear I tried to get on lolcow earlier today and got a Cloudflare error message
why is his arm broken
Leave this place and don't come back.
Is this the troon? The Bl*ine posts and the husbandofags are indiscernible from eachother sometimes.
Husbandofags are embarrassing
also do not forget to pre-order Sonic Frontiers Digital Deluxe edition for only 69.99€ on Steam.
Im tired of this place
wow talk about a fan art glow up kek
The troon blart likes to post mostly “waifus” and pics of male characters he wants to avatarfag as. I don’t think he likes yakuza or GK men lol
My husbando. Sorry, I meant to post another pic kek. ##it's bishie fanart of The Son from Hotline Miami##
Their admin is a shit poster though, I love it, but that site has bad moderation.
I WANT MY LOLCOR BACK
you can still do it but with regular tags [ spoiler ] [ / spoiler ] (no spaces) (ye i know it sucks compared to lolcow)
Kek true, I love the occasional incognito anon who makes that thread giving underground tabloid “gossip” about celebrities every once in awhile
I hope Majima is in Like a Dragon 8. I wish we got a bare booty… I mean full tattoo scene.
same, he is the reason I started playing the games kek
I’ve been watching this show. He’s so cute, my sister said she’d make me a little doll of him for Christmas
Who drew Unabashed Hermaphrodite lol
same but not just him, but the majority of the male cast. i'm probably a yellow fever coomer but i don't even care anymore
All of these cartoon men look the same, and half of what you said is gibberish to me. It's so weird when different board lurkers are forced into one area like a school during a fire drill, we need lolcow back so we can all go back to our separate corners.
That’s exactly what you look like, with your stank BO beard ass.
Oh he kind of has his cure points in his own way, his ugly angry seething/lip chewing spite upthread is my favorite. But I can't say more without completely sperging out.>>156518
Oh nice, thanks!
you should kill yourself right now !
excuse me elsie is a proud terf
cry moar faggie
wtf is going on in this thread?
Nothing. Ignore that repulsive thing and focus on keeping your HOPE up.
It's the troon posting and replying to himself, if you find yourself confused while reading posts it's probably him. Just ignore it and he'll get bored, hit his meth pipe and go somewhere else for attention.
It's really starting to feel like we're all stuck on a ship in the middle of the ocean with a bunch of plague rats.
Post the last thing you bought, here’s mine:
someone just made fun of him and the first thing u do is whining. CRY MOARRR TRANNY
I don’t know why but I hate this drawing
why are moids so obsessed with ugly ass waifus with busted anatomy? nigga we see who and what you are it’s like you’re typing with your dick, fuck off
schizo tranny having an hrt meltdown and samefagging, report and ignore >>156535
well there's lots of other yakuza posters in the husbando threads so at least you are not alone in your love for buff japanese mafia men
You know shes right that's why you went quiet.
hold up what? what was ur username
It’s the troon samefagging because he gets mad when no one pays attention to him
unironically this, as well as The Art of Metal Gear books
ignore him, that's schizo pedo tranny talking about himself as if he's multiple people
>>156547he is. play hotline miami 1 & 2 sometime, it's fun and the plot is.. something else
What's your favorite SCP a why?
kek do you actually wear that outside or just hang it in your room to display?
Thank you. I love long black hair and light eyes on 2d males
only hang it up in my room for now.>>156589
thank you. my parents think i'm dumb but i don't care i work hard for the money so i deserve it
Well nows a good time as any for a break, I'm making a mocha
His tactic is that he calls other posters who are clearly making fun of him for the ugly fucktard he is Blaine (himself/tranny name), that’s his samefagging method to confuse and derail threads. He’s too narcissistic to ever talk shit about himself just to samefag, he literally admitted he thinks his horse looking face is infinitely better than a “cis” woman’s. He’s just as insufferable and unlikeable as Keffals yet trannoids lack deep self-reflection and humility, his behavior will never stop until it finally learns to off himself.
legit forgot about crystal cafe until rn. so any updates on lc?
Right? I wanna get the pink version eventually as well
seriously i'm out of the loop. i don't get it, so i'm just ignoring it
does your room look like >>156517
but with shadow merch instead
what is she from? or is it a original character
i love him so much it's unreal (no furry)
Is he your emo king?
Fun fact about shadow btw: the creator of him buys doujins of him being shipped with sonic and Maria
Shadow emo bisexual king confirmed
>>can't acces kiwifarms
>>LSA is broken
>>LCF appears to be kill
I want my gossip fix goddammit
You’re in plain sight. No1currs about you, you don’t even qualify to have a thread made about you in lolcow/kiwifarms because you are not and will never be a woman, not ever, not even when this planet implodes your own departed skeleton would be able to be put back together and it would form the bone density and structure of a man. You won’t even be Keffals and be able to steal 100k from people. You’re nothing. Fuck off already
nta I think its a original character from Hiro Suzuhira
Kids have got to stop advertising their ages online. I just saw a Mercari page run by a 12 year old girl and I was so shocked she would disclose her age at the very top of her profile, I just had to send her a message telling her to remove it. Anyone buying from her would have her full name, address, AND know she's only 12… It's just horrific. I used to do the same thing online when I was 9-11 (sometimes pretending to be a couple years older, as high as 13, as if that made a difference!) so I understand it, and kids literally cannot think about consequences but I'm just!! So!!!! I wish we lived in a world where children, especially female children, could be safe and free and there was no need to worry. Until then I'll go into protective adult mode and express my concerns in the hood that at least one little child will be more protective of her information.
Your based post reminded me of this video>YOURE NOTHING I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE
no it's just an average bedroom but with some vidya consoomer shit sprinkled in such as the Metal Gear artbooks, the Shadow necklace and a cacodemon plush in my bed. I also have Barbie bed sheets but they're very old but still great fabric quality compared to more recent stuff so we kept them.
caved in & spent 11k whole yens on her, but it was worth every single one
im not even a fan of nendoroids (too chibi for me) or miku (luka better) but this one was made for me and me only, one of my best purchases
thankfully i had a mom who watched a lot of crime shows when i was a kid and she scared me about stranger danger online. i never revealed my true age/name/gender online until my 20s
which may have also been to my detriment bc i ended up with this disgusting male-oriented perception of the internet, simply bc it was so more difficult to find communities for girls back then w/o them being infested with pedophiles
Oh I love that figure and the full sized one so much… I wish I had more cash to spend it’s adorable
>>156623>11k whole yens
It's great the yen is still tanking though, everything still at like a 30% discount
back in the day when i was 8 i claimed to be 18 to make my first e-mail address. when i was 12 years old and went on omegle (text only ofc) i said i was 16 and people told me i was very smart and cool for my age. this was back in the day when omegle was still a novelty and it wasn't only spambots and lonely pervs on there.
yeah the full sized one is pretty much my dream figure now, but I'm not able to spent +$400 at once honestly, i wish you could pay a bit each month… taking a loan for miku hatsune….
Original character, if you look up ‘chronicle girl cover figure’ she should come right up!
She’s by the same artist who did that goth anime girl who was everywhere in the 2000s.
I'm sure you are very smart and cool nona but people only give you that compliment if they're trying to flirt/groom you
I often think of what a Kikomi cosplay would look like kek
can you post webms on this site?
this is often the case but i did also find many decent people because it was like 2010 and more normal people went there at least for the novelty
I have a friend who looks very similar to the first panel maybe I should suggest this for Halloween..
There's a thread over in media for webms so you're good.
They dont charge me until next year, I hope the yen doesnt rise then… right now she is $90 (counting with eu taxes)
Oh noni, I see you're a woman of culture as well.
When you're sitting in the restroom and someone barrels in to the stall next to you moaning and groaning and then you hear the plops coming… yeah that's your sign to get the fuck out of there.
I MISS THE OLD SHADOW
STRAIGHT FROM THE GOLD SHADOW
SET ALL THESE GOALS SHADOW
I HATE THE NEW SHADOW
THE BAD MOOD SHADOW
THE ALWAYS RUDE SHADOW
Me? I get all my news from the happy kelli YouTube channel
idk doesn't seem like THAT much… definitely not cheap but not absurdly expensive either
I miss the bad art thread
Gumi is the cutest one of all though
YALL SHUT UP! You're wasting posts and we are a guest here, we need to abide by their rules, they're getting annoyed lol
I joined a forum when I was 13/14 years old and an admin took my msn adress and tried to add me "because he wanted to know what I looked like". The first thing these 20+ moids asked me for under my introduction post was either a picture of myself or of my feet. This was at the time when pedo "jokes" were everywhere and claiming to be a loli/shota rapist was a trend. Hell. After that I started pretending to be male pretty much everywhere.
Just remembered yesterday an anon asked for horror book recommendations and another anon listed a bunch of books most or all written by women. Come back soon /m/.
For users of both, how would you say board culture between LCF and CC compare?
I miss lolcow pre creepshow exposure
On LC you can be as retarded as you want. There is a lot of autism, but it's fast-paced and there's also a lot of gossiping anons so it's a really interesting mix of bitchy and autistic.
CC is for the mild-mannered autist. You can't really shitpost like you can shitpost on LC.
I prefer LC. I need to bark and snarl and sperg. It feels rude to do that on CC.
Same lol. I want to be retarded with my n0nn1es
I want to be a rabid mangey chihuahua mix.
i want to be a pampered white chihuahua in a blinged out pink purse
I screenshotted some of the list for myself nona, hope this is useful
Same . Lolcow is where I can completely sperg out at the end of a long day and not feel bad about it. I like being a rabid mangey dog.
I just feel like very little cows on lc are interesting (discord psychos don’t count that’s terminally online illness) but I love being autistic with my nonners on multiple boards, /m/ the most chill
Sorry you're not cool enough (or maybe too male?) for the farms but that's a personal problem
It’s the troon. He’s just inserting himself as usual. You being up a topic and he will be like >YEAH SO LIKE ANYWAYS ME ME ME ME
Aka someone so unlikable in real life and explains why he doesn’t have any friends or family that loves or cares for him. Narcissism
bald cap if she doesn't shave it
i want a varre nendoroid
God already did that first and they're called Humans
It's the troon, see >>155823
Please jist ignore and report him.
Honestly I just like threads with good atmosphere, it's barely about the cows themselves. Like the Sarah Spaceman thread has been dead for over a year I think, but she's my favourite cow just because of the way anons would make fun of her.
looks like a neovagina.
people actually eat that?
ayrt I loced reading about TooPoor even though her threads were such a shitshow because there were a lot of vendetta posters/ people from her circle posting about her and her or course always putting LC on blast lmao her and pepper ann
Kek it was so funny because this was one of the food craving threads. Everyone was so disgusted. It’s haggis from the file name
Thank you for letting me know! And for linking the list of his common lingo as well
Samefag and Nemu of course was such a horror cow. I wonder if that who said she would get discord receipts ever found them
I miss Nemu. She was so unbelievably disgusting, I binged all her threads not long before she disappeared and I often wonder what she's doing. Probably still eating her own shit and basking in the scent of her own unwashed ass.
Oh Nemu… I hope one day I'll be able to forget her fetish for the radiation machine glitch that instantly killed patients in cancer treatment
but it seems today is not that day.
It's /pt/tan! She's so skinny and her eyes are so sunken, because her board is milkless and dead!
The amalgamation of cece and Elsie. What would her name be? CC bunker tan?
my fellow /m/ stacies rise up, I hope the scrote in the genshin thread kills himself while the site is down since he can't live without sperging at women anyway
I can't wait for lc to come back up and seeing all the cc lc bunker screenshots in the lolcows own caps thread.
Lolcow must be leftwing because she refuses to work!
KEK ayrt not a genshinnon but agh I love m for the book and manga Recs and bad art threads. I miss the chill plane dudes on the couch so bad.
And of course I got into Golden Kamuy. I love that series so much.
of course it's fucking SCOTTISH. Probably the Demoman's favourite food that isn't alcoholic, the wanker.
Basically fuck the students and their learning environment. Hexs not even being a good teacher, how the hell can he wear his wig without tying it up? Or the jewelry or the safety glasses?
I’m going to send a mean email to shaydmin >:c
what the fuckc is this hunter biden movie ? lmfaoooo
how was this made
What is the best animal and why is it cats?
Genuine question how do you guys miss posting there, that place gives me a constant physical sick feeling every time I lurk there. What is this called? Anxiety?
You're genuinely autistic, which is why you probably belong here. Lolcow is for the girls who scammed their psychologist into giving them an ADHD diagnosis so they can use adderall.
I found lolcow because game grumps drama. It started with the reddit and then I was googling Suzys name. I thought she was very cute and was confused so many s found her ugly and fat. I kept going back for more information and ended up staying a bit. I found out about Shayna when I'd constantly scroll past her threads. I think her thread was the first I commented. I remember the first time I got interested in her was whatever thread had her with the lipstick smeared all over her face. When she was wearing that neon tube top, cowboy hat and was out with fupa. The other day I tried to remember how I discovered kiwifarms and I can't.i know people don't care but I thought I'd share
Lolcow is largely pretty normie, CC is for the actual autists
Lolcow is a cluster b honeypot, everyone that actively posts there daily is insane.
I love the genuine autists on lolcow. The genuine autists here are the type to go "ACKCHYUALLY" like chill out my sister in tards this is just a silly chat board.
Not everywhere online has to be shitpost haven, most places are already.
Yeah and that's why this place is slow as all fuck. You're welcome for the most traffic this graveyard has gotten in months by the way!
I miss the Suzy threads so much. I use to read those all the time when I went to my ex bf’s friends get togethers. I think I found lolcow from Venus angelic. I use to love the berry tsukasa threads. I’d also go to the onion threads when he had that Billie girl living with him. Now I read up on himeahri that bitch is funny and just occasionally post in /ot/
This, most people on cc are girls who mostly come from other boards and are accostumed to the culture and tired of moids. People that go on lolcow are bpdfags, people from pull/kiwifarms and twittertards who found it from Creepshow Art or something.
Crows are smart and vengeful, never cross them.
If you even can shit up the places I frequent, as much like the infamous autistic blue hedgehog says, "you're too slow!"
I love how creepshow art shit exposed a lot of people to lolcow but very few people talking about lolcow barely knew what it is. I think I watched one person call it a terf board. Everyone was just like, "it's a gossip site mainly about youtubers" or some shit. My favorite was a sweet youtuber doing a disclaimer like, "Sidenote, the admin probably doesn't know that Creep show arts sister is non binary so probably misgendered her by mistake ". It still blows my mind the hours of content that situation brought to youtube
I'm starting to think there are more miners complaining about farmers than posting on the regular threads.
Ryuji hair down gr…
>>156575>buff japanese mafia men>japanese
The Ryuji erasure I SWEAR TO GOD
Because we mock the troons.
Almost everywhere on the internet is fast paced and I'm tired of it. I need my lil slow sites.
I think people who need social media (imageboards included in that) to be fast and active at all times are adhd tbh
You tiny miner brains are missing the nuance. There are different groups of anons on lolcow. The cowfags and radfems are some of the most vocal groups.
I think one of them is the samefagging moid that shits up this board sometimes.
Because we talk about troons. If we didn't it'd have no worse rep then gurugossiper, lipstick ally, or some other place. People don't care if we pick at Shaynas crusty lips but if we call a her a him, then we are just as bad as 4chan or kiwifarms to outsider.
you are far more likely to find the posters closer to actual radical feminism on the non-cow boards
The users on GuruGossip just constantly preface their posts like "I'm not being antifeminist or shaming her but" and cape for troons and themlets. I used to use it for their Booktuber threads but they're all libfem retards.
There are a lot of radfem / terf threads and resources but lolcow is just a mixed bag of autism. We had our own pink pill threads in /ot/ until adminsama hid them in our hidden board because of moids
Like there's 10's of websites where you can shit on actual women but even within those websites only one i can think of, allows you to talk critically about Trans that's a well know site, and that's lipstick alley
I stopped lurking there when I saw people flip flop about dragging that make up artists that came out as a trans. They used to say he looked like a drag queen all the damn time
Samefag when lolcor comes back we should have pink pill threads allowed again. Every thread on /ot/ talks about mandate anyway
As in threads by people who liked booktubers or by people who wanted to talk about how shit they are.
Samefag, this was meant to be a question
because as much as trannies like to pretend otherwise, it's mainly middle class white Americans who shill them, the average black (or non-white or non-western) woman wants nothing to do with them
Kek I remember the exact shitshow you're talking about. They were fine with talking about how he looked like a hulk when they thought he was a woman but the minute he came out they screamed twansphobia. >>156850
I only lurked in the shit-talking ones. I think they had threads to praise the "good ones" but I'm pretty sure they'd make hate threads for them if they liked a J.K Rowling or accidentally misgendered a nonbinary side character who appeared on one page of a book or something.
I'm sorry ryujiposter, buff japanese *and occasional korean and chinese mafia men kek
For merch, this kek
I want the Algernon plushies as well but I can't possibly justify the pricetag + shipping given it's just a 17cm plush, but I really want it. Someday…
Ahhh wtf is going on? Anybody said anything?
Wasting that much money on colored plastic and paper is cringe but I do gotta admit it looks kinda cool. Good taste, too.
Nope. All we have to go off is that admin once said we would get an update, but there wasn't an announcement before this recent shut down so it probably isn't that
ryuji makes money …
Thank you for your inclusive correction. Ryuji and I appreciate it.
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You have 4chan trannys admitting to posting here on the daily.
i miss laughing at trannies together
Its the same one that posts on LC
Yeah, and everyone always clock them and they end up getting banned. There's a lot of trannies and males on Lolcow too, whats your point?
So the common problem is trannies
Can’t believe I’m saying this but I miss the shayna thread
I miss her thread too but… You just have pics of her to spare???
I'm not ashamed to admit there's some cows faces I see at least once a day, shayna is one of them, by choice or not by choice (scrolling past her thread)
KEKKK I miss Kathy's thread. I, too, have pictures of her on my phone. She genuinely cracks me up. She's got such a devious goblin face lmfao.
lol who cares about /v/
>>156910I'm having Jilly withdrawls, myself.
She, Lillie Jean, And Stefanys mom posted dmca/defamation complaints to Google against lolcow.
Can’t believe Kathy isn’t gloating about getting lc taken down
I personally think Kathy could be almost cute if she wasn't the way she is which landed her a lolcow thread in the first place. I like goblins.
I wanna see more Trisha paytas family saga even though it’s not milky
Oh my god imagine if Laur is responsible for lolcows take down? Fucking kek, she'll never shut up about it
Kathy has made me laugh so much, that ig post in which she insinuated that people called her a faggot and that horrible tea party photoshoot, good times.
Samefag but holy shit I just now noticed the fucking choker, holy shit that is BAD. Her devilish grin distracted me from the rest of the image this whole time.>>156934
I saw that. I feel kinda bad about Stefany, she's just so genuinely autistic to me. Like she's just such a childish liar. But then I remember her repeat behavior of animal neglect and then I feel conflicted.
Miners seem so thin skinned and fragile and honestly a little stupid. I'm glad they have somewhere to cry and commiserate away from us meanie farmers kek. Even the banners here are so unoriginal and devoid of personality. It's like they just searched "cute tumblr gifs" on Google and then picked at random. Do you gyns have inside jokes? History? Anything interesting to offer at all except being a layover while we all wait for the actual forums to come back online? Even your mascot is ugly.
Sounds like a good excuse to go outside and touch grass or engage in a healthier easy to spend your time
Feel free to leave if you don't like it here
This whole post made me laugh kek. Leave the miners alone pls
lolcow is to cc what americans are to the rest of the world
Does it look like we're crying in here Schizo chan? This is called friendly chatting, sorry you don't have anyone to do that with but this is what it looks like in case you ever get to experience it one day.
KEK I had the urge to type something like this out but refrained. I'm glad you did though fellow farmer.
Similar vibes to a moid pretending being into pretentious media or games makes him superior.
I don't get why anons who don't like it here are here.
Lolcow will be back eventually, in the meantime why not do something offline?
You guys shit up the mood almost worse than a scrote, is that really something to be boastful about?
That's subjective and you know it anonita.
This screams wannabe mean girl. I don't think the problem is miners kek I think some of us are just really weird and severely mentally ill which annoys normal people with normal feelings who want to have fun kek go back to whatever coquette shit hole you crawled out of, miserable faggot
we literally cannot. if we were not terminally online we would not even be aware of either LC or CC
I think cece is cute also fuck trannies
What's she done? Not familiar with this cow.
I honestly prefer CC's banners than any of lolcow's porny banners, any day. A lot of them are really nice
Cute cats with flowers >> Shayna's gross tongue or PT deep throating a corndog
Because they're bored and this is the only way they know to spend their time
I believe in you, I know you have it in you anon.
We had a TON of cute and nice banners in the meta banner thread that we wanted added. Fingers crossed the downtime is just maintenance so we can see our cute banners instead of the lame porny ones
The entire UI here is nicer, but of what use is that without my degenerate husbando threads?
Absolutely coping. We have porn banners, fuck all moderation, two shit admins in a row, and an anorexia infestation. How is that better than CC? Loads of farmers have said they would go to CC over lolcow if CC was more active. The one good thing about lolcow is how many people use it. Too bad a majority of it are annoying larpers (you)
the catty shit I constantly see among other women is exhausting. Like. LC and CC usually agree about shit that the rest of the world finds controversial. Why chaos?
no wonder why men can't stop making fun of women. One whiff of blood and it's all "not like the other girls" in infinite different varieties of ways in order to cling onto bits of status/worth and climb to the top of the shit pile.
also it's a given probably around half of the drama posting is from trannies or larpers. plenty of evidence of men admitting to wanting to start trouble among women. not that women don't do this shit, but it certainly is easy-mode to get the ball rolling.
Not even an Arthurfag but it’s sad not to see the posterboy.
I agree they're much nicer looking. I don't like the gross ones on LCF and I literally cover the screen when the cockroach kiki Hannibal one is up, but at least I can appreciate them as defining moments on the boards
Jonny Craig's cray-cray baby mama, she's a riot
Yeah I agree, CC's banners are way better, and they have a nice calm vibe to them.
its kind of fun not having to sage and being able to use emoticons :) :)
I hope when lc comes back admin could just get more mods and purge the site of the wannabe mean girls and trannies and moids stirring shit. I know a gossip site attracts shitty types of people but still.
question for the uninitiated–what is a pity-free lolcow to follow? I like the super goofy ones and tend to hate or feel uncomfortable around the IG/tiktok/beauty types. I liked early Chris Chan shit before he turned out to be an abomination.
what does larper mean in this context? genuinely asking
Crushing_on_spongebob on Instagram. I have a soft spot for her kek she seems sweet but is like a non harmful Chris chan
emogi is also against rule 2 of the crystal cafe, sorry nonette
I think that means emoji as in those iphone/android ones and not text emoticons like :)
She's acting like a cyberbully in a shit Y2K era movie kek nobody talks like that unless they're one of those little Twitter faggots who think they're Regina George. It's incredibly cringe
I'm going to write some fanfic about my husbando. Bonk me if I come back nonas.
>>157021>crushing on spongebob
Cringe. Squidward is the real Bikini Bottom sex bomb.
Crystal cafers you guys should make a doodle room. I wanna see your guys renditions of
Cece in a mining outfit
In 2024 the trannies set their sites on all transphobia, everywhere, anywhere, online. They have tried numerous times to knock Lolcow down, but this time it's SERIOUS TROUBLE. Elsie and her farmhands struggle to keep their heads above water, and just as it looks like things will be taking a turn for the worse, Cece and her humble miners swoop in to save the day. The result is a combined board, LolCafe. Two boards, seemingly at odds, now enmeshed. What will become of these communities? Will they mingle nicely and creative a harmonious tranny hating hub for women to shoot the shit with one another? Or will it crumble under the weight and splinter off into many short-lived sites and discord groups? Only time will tell.
in this context men pretending to be women for purposes of stirring the pot. there's also probably a smattering of women that want drama. >>157016>>157021>>157024
thanks for the recs, anons!
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can we actually make a drawing room? i liked the drawing rooms from the bunker threads the best they were so chaotic and fun.
the ones that we have on lc now are so sterile and annoying. everything has to have a goddam theme
Aw I kind of like having a theme
But that's based, why would I want to bonk you?
It's not fragility, it's just a lack of interest/enjoyment in conflict. It doesn't hurt me, it just bores me.
I wanted to but I'm one of those unique husbando posters so I'm waiting it out
Fucking pussies. They’ll be singing a different tune when so shit goes sideways. FETISHISM IS NOT GENDER EXPRESSION. Sorry I had to reply to that shit and haven’t caught up but I’m mad.
There are themes but you don't necessarily have to follow them. Also those were the best and most chaotic because everyone in the bunker could see the invitation posts to draw, and so many more people than usual joined, before that incident I didn't even know there was a doodle board.
It's always low tier screaming, nothing intellectually challenging. They run up, pull their pants down, shit everywhere, call you a man and scream that they won.
No, if she comes back HERE we bonk her. Because we probably all should be doing something else right now.
Yeah I should be sleeping, but I don't want to miss anything good
That's about the extent of it, yup. Embarrassing. I'm gonna try to disengage now. Have fun, gals.
Ugly threadpics too. Every other thread is a wojack. Why?
nta and it's 3:41AM here, i literally am the worst
Hopefully this will make a lot of normal people realize that to allow all forms of "gender expression" is to allow blatant degenerate perverts like him to proudly and freely display their fetish in inappropriate contexts such as school, and more people than ever start to protest against tranny-protecting laws
Original wojak = feels guy meme
Soyjak = obnoxious moid shit
Sorry that you're not aware of the difference, newfag
every time i eat hot cheetos i regret it. i dont know why i keep torturing myself. i cant eat em like i used to at age 12
Making a mistake doesn't mean you're the worst! It's not too late to sleep a bit before morning, so I hope you'll log off soon. Try to go to bed earlier tonight so you can get a full eight hours rest. I believe in you s
Omg this is so pure <3 Goodnight fluff cat and Nona <3
Why are you mansplaining ugly memes to me
Oh wait are you talking about the other CC mascot, the miner? If so even more retarded
How the fuck did Boudicca start any shit? Is it really starting a war, when you're merely resisting being occupied and you're kinda pissed off your daughters were raped?
You talk like a farmer pretending to be a miner.
so fluffy and soft, i bet her purr would lull me to sleep
Anyone who isn't a Twitter newfag and has actually used imageboards other than lolcow in the last 8 years (which is probably a large portion of the CC userbase)
Hot cheetos at 12, wait aren't those really new? Are you still in your teens? Speaking of which what's the average age of the miners and farmers here I'm always curious, I'll start I'm almost 27. Please don't let me be the oldest one here
So are you a channer or a twitterfag or what?
A schizo pedo tranny spamming spergout for dinner AGAIN, grandma?
it's the schizo pedo tranny freak, report and ignore
Actually I have BPD and autism and schizophrenia and bipolar and DID and ADHD and anorexia and bulimia and BDD and mad cow disease and shaken baby syndrome. AMA
I want a dating sim with all the board-tans
lolcow has its own lolita wojak variations that were originally from /cgl/, you see them every time nonas share nostalgic /cgl/ pics
i’m freaking IN LOVE with pony town
Hopefully people start posting cows on YouTube. Too big to fail. I was just here for the celebrity thread, girl talk, and lolita cows. Could care less about troons, they need to get over themselves and stop cancelling people for telling the truth about the rare child predators moids among them.
I used to like KF for the A&H board RIP. Got a lot of great memes in the pics that made you laugh thread
I just wanna saw i hope lc comes back. I really enjoyed the /g/ threads and found wholesome interactions sometimes. The diet thread was so supportive.
If it doesnt return, thats ok too, but I wish all the sweet s the best. Thanks miners for the shared space!
maybe I'm a little biased because a moid who raped me when I was a minor created a vendetta thread on me where my family was doxxed and mods wouldn't do shit about it.
I still have more of a softspot for some lolcow nonas more than kiwifarms userbase though.
HOLY SHIT NEMU. i read her thread on kiwi (when i used that shit site) years ago and i realized that years before THAT i had a random encounter with her on tumblr. when i was like 14 i had a bunch of similarly aged friends in a fnaf group (no bully we were kids) and one of our members pointed out this grown ass bitch was posting her degen fetishes in the tags of childrens shows (her creepy crocker shit in the fairly odd parents tag was mostly what we were upset about because that show's fandom is like 99% actual kids) and we spammed her with anon hate and memes until she hid a bunch of her shit. she came back after this but so we weren't the ones that brought her down or anything kek. i just hadn't ever shared this encounter with anybody and wanted to talk about it, i think it's funny that even though it came from a place of autism (teenagers hanging out and talking about fnaf) it ended up doing a bit of good (degen hiding her fetishes from minors better).
this guy is either having a severe mental breakdown,
like a total freakout/needs to be involuntarily committed until he can relax, or he's doing it for another purpose.
I'm guessing either to get fired and break bad or to make a point about bathroom laws.
This the cute though the artstyle reminds me of this batshit fujo I used to follow on Twitter. I’m sorry. Or if you are the fujo in question fuck you.
Why are there so many anime fags in here? All this talk of husbandos and posting poorly drawn 2d men and your shitty overly expensive consoomerism dolls is super cringe. Also anime is inherently pedophilic and attracts autists. Are farmers considered normies cause we're attracted to actual human beings? Kek
Lol, my thoughts exactly nona.
I am so sick of the husbando threads that infested /g/ that contained nothing but thirst over generic anime husbando #357347. But then again, the 3DPD moid sperging threads were equally as obnoxious. So idk, the men this and men that of both boards gets tiring quickly.