Lolcow Bunker Thread #006 Planned Downtime Anonymous 189597
The previous thread had a young Mike from RLM at the start, so this thread is already inferior.
Why is the newmin still an admin?
It's been a whole year and she did absolutely nothing other than sabotage lolcow.
Can't even communicate with others until people start spamming with complaints, moderators are not doing much (cp and other stuff would stay up for days), /m/ is still broken, all of the promised 'new website code' from oldmin really sounds nothing but a big fat lie now.
headed straight to /g/ when lolcow is back because this is the first I'm hearing that other mikefags exist
Can anyone tell me why you'd go to a night club unless it's exactly like this?
@Admin: Open the site now before I have to step in.
I read that most people age 18-29 live with their parents now since great depression.
I moved back in with my parents 3 years ago now, I like it and see them all the time but also miss privacy and worry my social life is being retarded and people will judge me.
does lolcow live with parents?
Yeah? But I am not a burger, I think in most places people don't move out in their 20s unless it's for practical reasons.
I fought with my fiance today and wish lolcor was up already so I could vent, trash talk him and clutch my damn pearls. I am really mad, but it is honestly my fault for dating a scrote.
I think I saw you posting about this on /ot/, maybe in the vent thread? I hope there aren't a lot of nonas getting ED-triggered by dasha and anna. what is it about them that gets to you? if you don't mind me asking. I feel like they have some special formula as well that makes me feel like it might be a good idea for me to starve myself but I can't figure out why and I haven't succumbed to it thankfully.>>189540>uber emergency contact
I'm sorry this made me laugh very hard. that's deranged.
no I left when I was 18. couldn't go back if I wanted to honestly.
randal cut down the internet i just know it
WHY must you always ruin these threads. why. every fucking time
Im 26 and moved back into my parents a couple months ago to save money. I have my own living space in their house but I can’t stand it for all the reasons you listed. I’m getting my own apartment again as soon as I can.
kek yes that was me. i'd get redtexted on lolcor if i was too blunt but i hate them both so fucking much, if i didn't feel so physically unwell i'd want to beat them up. if it's just one of the ana thread cows i don't care because i already know they're unwell, tbh i don't even visit that thread much, but i kind of feel with redcows it's a grey area where they're not really suffering but they act like they are because their idea of being anorexic is cool and glamorous. i don't feel cool and glamorous and i don't like them at all, i know i'm thinner than them but i feel so much weird pressure about it.
it was cruel of dasha to post this pic of anna
Don't people in most countries still live with their parents in their 20s? For some reason in america you're seen as some loser for doing it. Shit idc if someone thinks I'm a loser, my parents love me and I don't pay for anything. Anyone who's mean about it just seems bitter and jealous
i'd rather have an aids infested monkey nut in both my ears than listen to 10 minutes of their narcissistic drivel
>average nona on ugly men you find hot thread
when is lc coming back
Anna's own flesh and blood sister is the one who took the picture and posted it. dasha reposted it though I guess.
i'm a burger who still lives at home and i try to not tell people about it as long as i can kek it makes me feel like a loser
I left for an hour against my will because my disk space was suddenly 100% full and my laptop kept booting up in read only mode. I am a tech retard but I run linux mint for funsies (it runs smoother than windows on my old laptop so I prefer it). This retard got back in though, so fuck you tech overlords. You can't keep me from my shitposting!!!
That thread really shows how some women have no standards. It's no wonder the ugliest men in the world believe they deserve the hottest hotties even though they themselves look like a troglodyte. Women please stop propping up the nastiest looking moids, you are giving them egos they do NOT deserve
This burger thing of leaving your parents house is so difficult to understand. Like, are you rich? If you aren't why drain yourself like that?
As a burger I don't get it myself, granted my mom doesn't want me to leave and kind of babies me sometimes.
independence, baby. that's what they sell us. also some people don't have good relationships with their parents.
I left when I was 18 because my mother isn't the best.
I mean the slow/delay definition
it makes my irrationally happy to hear people rant about linux like when josh does it on streams
That is so bourgeois.
I was crying while frantically reading through tech forums not understanding shit and inputting random sudo commands. Surprised I didn't delete something important (but we'll see kek)
this is nice program to figure out what is using up space
if i see the josh posters irl i'm gonna beat them up.
nonas i need advice? i have this younger female friend, i want to be there for her like an older sister but she is so socially averse its difficult. the thing is that she is quite antisocial and doesnt understand how she comes across (oftentimes cold or mean tbh). she says she doesnt like having friends, she doesnt care if people hate her, etc. but she must actually like me since she still keeps in contact, we hang out sometimes etc? we are both in stem (the same major actually) and i feel we both have a bit in common as loners, etc, i can relate to being misunderstood at her age. im not really sure how to approach being her friend though because while she complains of being hated/people thinking she is weird/mean she isnt receptive of my advice either, and often our conversations reach dead ends too so im not really sure what to offer her as a friend. am i overthinking it? i think she has the tism or something. but im friends with other spergs so i didnt think it would be this big of a problem. im not sure what to do.
I bet when/if Jerma and his new gf break up it'll be incredibly dramatic.
"American Dream" or something. But in this economy? Fuck no! As if I'd love to pay some random fuck all my money for a shitty place to live where I can hear all my neighbors movements, and they can kick me out without a moment's notice.
it can be couple things
- boomer parents get resentful and kick you out
- no good job opportunities near home
- better social life
the trick is to get old enough that it flips and now your parents live with you instead (bc they are old)
my grandma had alzheimers if my mom gets it I don't know what i'll do
it's bad but I would prefer she just dies
Kek anon if I was in STEM I'd think you were my friend. I have the 'tism along with depression so I find it really hard to socialise, even though I care about my friends and want a more active social life. In my case I actually worry about how I come across, maybe your friend is the same? I'd just approach it in a gentle way, like just ask how she is and explain that you're there for her and can always support her in social situations if she starts to feel uncomfortable. This probably isn't helpful at all but good luck nona.
yeah i am afraid of that for both my mother and my father in law, that shit is rough!!!!!!!!!!!!! good luck to us
Thank you nona!! But my disk analyzer told me it was Timeshift this time (like it is every time kek). I didn't realize just how big the frequent snapshots were when I first installed mint, so I switched it to monthly snapshots almost a year ago and didn't have any issues… then suddenly today it fucked me over bad out of nowhere and took up a massive enough amount of space to block me out. I couldn't even get into Timeshift to delete the snapshots because there was so little disk space that my computer could barely run. I restarted my laptop not realizing this and then was locked into the tty1 screen for an hour kekkkk.
>>189649>boomer parents get resentful and kick you out
This is very real in america actually. I forgot about that since I left on my own but actually my siblings got booted before they were ready and it was a big problem for them. dad didn't care. "see you at thanksgiving" was what he would say lol
He is fat though
I can't believe he ruined his life to run a forum.
Every time I feel bad for being an American, I realize I could be Australian and I buck right up. On an unrelated note, please lice yourselves Dannofags and stop living Danno this is an official KINKSHAME
how do i cope with feeling i have to interact with people and leaving them hanging or whatever
people in question are moids i think i should not talk to moids again
you have an ENTIRE thread to spam. why are you guys like this?
imagine a world where girls were stronger than boys
i cannot believe there are n0nnies that want to fuck this, his teeth look like tic tacs
Why do people here keep making threads with coomer manga art in the op? (Rhetorical question)
Biggest tic tacs I've ever seen. I bet he's packing and enjoys nipple stimulation.
maybe you can rewire your brain to see them as the ghouls they are. truly they are not glamorous. it's probably why they don't do live shows even though all their peers do (probably would shatter the filtered illusion)
i have a friend who went from she/they to full they/them, is it too late for her?
My stomach is so upset right now, I just wanted to sleep early fuuuckk
idc about this guy but those teeth are normal
I opened a twitter account and it was just mediocre sketches, anime boys, and jerma pictures.
I didn't know this was such a type.
She sounds a bit like I was. I would have appreciated someone like you to talk to sometimes. All I can say is that I don't reach out to the few friends I have much at all, because I don't want to socialise, but I like that they are there. It only works when both parties are comfortable with that much distance though, of course. You sound like a nice friend though nona. Keep being there (if it's what you want) and don't overthink it.
A tranny is demanding to be let into the female communal areas of the spa I work at. He wants to be allowed into the women’s locker rooms and women’s showers. And we have to accommodate because he can sue us if we don’t.
I hope I don’t have to massage him.
I do. I don't really mind it. Living rent free is nice, and I'm saving up for a down payment on my own place. I live in one of the most expensive cities in burgerland, why bother paying rent?
One of my cousins who works as an accountant moved out in her early 20s. Moved back in in her late 30s. She still works as an accountant and makes bank, but she's also saving up to buy a place. I don't know if she pays rent to my aunt, but there's no way it's more than paying rent elsewhere.
the popovy sisters make a bjd body that's transparent and I love looking at it
Imagine having this ugly fat moid as your husbando instead of any 2d cutie.
Hell even the danofags have better taste and he is ugly as fuck.
an older lady told me she thought there would be a real estate "reset" soon (but not a crash) because these prices aren't sustainable. but she couldn't elaborate. I hope she's right, I would like to own a home.
anyway us (2d) trapfags are so oppressed
That's just a girl with short hair. You trapfags are mentally retarded.
I am so deprived of milk from my favorite cows that I had to read about Brazilian cows on some shady facebook group, Shaymin you will pay me.
nayrt but ive been obsessively watching the market in my city and have seen prices starting to fall. Lots of houses cutting their prices by 10k - 50k+ so I'm hopeful homes will get more affordable soon, even with the high interest rate
Is it safe to shop online with a VPN? Will my credit card information and personal info be at risk?
This thread just gets worser and worser. Burn it down and start over.
Just think about the fact these men would not think twice about leaving you hanging so why should you feel bad for doing it to them?
As frustrating as this is, I didn't expect anything better from shaymin. My bet is lc remains off-line through christmas
It comes back the day after Christmas, and all that has changed is there are snow falling graphics
I'm the first anon who posted about wanting to buy a place and I'm hoping for the same! There are still a handful of decently priced places in my city, and even if they are technically expensive, the monthly payments are still very close to rent prices. Only issue is forking up that down payment. Besides that, why the fuck would I bother paying exorbitant rent when I can pay that same exact exorbitant price but own the place I live in?
The VPN provider can't see your cc or personal info.
How long til miner mods/admin tell us to stop making bunker threads and get over it?
I live in a place that went super insane with their prices during the pandemic. It got to the point that it priced out everybody except someone filthy rich. But the thing is, someone filthy rich would be retarded to live here. So prices are dropping like crazy. The issue is mortgages are still insane so now we just gotta wait til those crash. People got greedy as FUCK during the pandemic. Studio apartments here are around $15k a month. I live in a landlocked state, not along the border. What the fuck is up with that kek
shaymin wanted us to all spend our holidays with friends and family
>>189714>Studio apartments here are around $15k a month
>>189714>Studio apartments here are around $15k a month. I live in a landlocked state, not along the border.
what the fuck lol
omg my bad I meant $1.5k!!! 15k would be insane kek
where the fuck is lolcow. did they break it
I bet they still won't get rid of the daddy's little porkchop banner
rent is so bad I was ready to believe you. i was gonna guest Aspen, CO (they seem crazy enough there to do it)
Hes only cute in this gif
Does anyone remember anons having a fight about whether or not Australian girls were the most attractive in a previous bunker thread?
Is anyone up for an infight or…?
I'm surprised I saw anon defending some of the weirder banners and saying it's stupid to complain about them. Like how? Anons can't even share certain harmless opinions or joke or post a picture of fat ass without being told to die, but us not wanting to see some womans greased up booty or corndog blow job's is weird?
Admins probably happy to see a spike in users and I'm sure some anons are lurking other parts of the site. I don't think they will
>>189733>post a picture of fat ass
Did you post a picture of a fat ass and get told to die?
No not this time but another thread I did. Some other weirdo posted him.
And not a "fat ass" but fat scrote to clarify I'm not posting actual fat asses.
people can hate fat scrotes and shitty banners at the same time you know
Good night for the nonnerinas in a similar time zone as mine. Hope you have good husbando dreams, 2D or 3DPD.
Am I the only one who side eyes youtubers who play games but are always calling a female characters bitches? I remember back when the walking dead was really was popular, I watched a youtuber and he was calling Clementine a "little bitch " immediately.
Thank you n0nny, same to you <3
My new medication is giving me the shits
I was complaining about the disliking I was complaining about the uptick of weirdos telling people to kill themselves over every little thing, like the retard last thread. That gives off scrote vibes.
Tbh I think it's mostly newfags complaining about the banners. I can see wanting the daddy's porkcop banner gone because it's a cow that no one really knows or cares about, but the other ones are so harmless and banners are meant to reflect some of the site's history. Even the "but I get those banners in public!" thing doesn't make any sense to me because we get so much more worse stuff posted on lolcow, and you can just scroll away or reload the page. Not sure why you would even go on lolcow while someone is close enough to see it.
Ok that makes more sense hahahahahaha. 15k would've been even more than my expensive ass state's studios!!! A friend of mine lives in a 1br rent stabilized apartment and it's 1.7k and tiny as fuck.
I'm not a newfag I just think it's gross and annoying. It's only really two banners I hate and it seems I get those two the most kek
that deserves more than just side eye
More pictures of Heather's new scrote just dropped, she's throwing down "I love you" already too
Anyone else really thought chocolate and strawberry milk were made by chocolate and strawberry cows? Also in my elementary strawberry and blue milk would get you picked at.
he looks so much like my sister's bf here lol
>tfw almost everyone in my nsfw fandom group likes piss or guro or both at the same time.
I wish my parents were stable enough to live with them. Ones dead but that wouldn’t be the case if they weren’t anyways. And my grandparents can’t afford it on one side and the other one hates me because he was abusive and allowed abuse for the parent and them so I try to contact them as little as possible even though they’re a millionaire
Some Heatherfag please give me the rundown on this woman, I've browsed /snow/ for years and could not tell you a single thing about her.
I hate how cute I think he is. I know he's a garbage, bottom of the barrel moid, but part of me craves that shit. It's that "I can fix him" mentality that I know is bullshit, but I can't shake it. I want to argue with him over cows and have noisy, passionate sex afterward. I feel as though I shouldn't even be saying these things because I know men browse cc and will get an ego boost thinking they aren't the pieces of shit they are. That fucking eyebrow raise he does in that gif, though, dear god.
He has that real generic scrote look (ing dump over for now, will repost whenever lolcor is back if another anon doesn't)
they should get shit on because they don't know how to use an adblocker to block site images. 2 or 3 clicks and it's gone
I would not defend the banners themselves though>>189746
I noticed more of that lately before lolcow went down. it doesn't affect me since I'm not a low-self-esteem teenager anymore
but it's really out of place and spoils the mood of the thread. always in a reply to something innocuous too. contributes nothing.
I just found a fanfic whose writing I really like but it's only halfway done and it was last updated 1 month ago, like 2 days after uploading, so I'm worried it won't get updates. Why does my favorite ship have to have almost 0 good content. Now what am I gonna do while lolcow is closed.
I was shocked to learn that liquid death water is not even carbonated. literally just flat water in a can.
I never wanted to get into her because I always felt she looked like the rare Cow that isn't a bad person just weird/annoying/mentally ill and made dumb decisions randomly. Also would like a run down she looks cute at least
thank you nonner for looking out for your fellow heatherfags, all 10 of us kek. I would say it's insane that she's already saying I love you, but this is Heather. Also, these pics just show even more obviously how unfortunate his hairline is. My man's hair is scraggly. He's balding!
does the ship have any good art to look at? could sate your hunger while waiting.
I used to think that too. Brown cows are chocolate milk cows!
there's 2 versions, one is sparkling
She's basically harmless but stuck in a vicious cycle of her own making as she works through every "spooky" scrote in her local area, goes hard within days and scares most of them off. She's known this one for like a week. She likes to proclaim each new scrote is the love of her life which of course sends them running for the hills. Also she has a stalker ex husband who is known to post in the threads as well as his furry degenerate friend.
But compared to most cows, she has a normal job, is not a sex worker, not an addict, and her mento illness (see above, serious dependency issues) could be treated I think if she got a therapist instead of looking to random scrotes to save her.
It's 2 female side characters from a game that only came out like 1 year ago to not much fanfare. So very little fanart, like 2 or 3 drawings at most.
The other is just water? What is special about it?
im so bored why is this taking so long i miss the vidja gam thread in /m/ he;lp
Thinking about the time when I acted really sore about my breakup and I found every way to contact my ex. That's basically stalking and harassment. I don't think it would have ended as badly as it did if I didn't go off on my ex and just moved on and respected boundaries. I feel ashamed, embarrassed, guilt. Never gonna throw away my dignity like that again.
No b/c as a kid we would make strawberry and chocolate milk ourselves at home? Do other people only buy it or make it away from their kids or something?
Small tuna update- wonder if she will over the holidays or already has
Hehe why is this lolcor bebe
I remember hearing that its for alcoholics who still want to have the social aspect of drinking.
And does alcoholism kill enough braincells for them to buy this bullshit?
I thought it was an energy drink the first time I saw it
it does kinda look like a malt liquor drink
I never had goat milk, I don't like cow milk unless mixed with something, but I heard that goat milk is great.
Yeah, I heard it was for people who wanted to blend in a situation where social drinking is acceptable other than at a club or party (like a concert) but didn't want to drink. idk it all seems very surface level "ughhh i want to look coooool"
thanks it actually helps a lot to hear this. she probably just has an extremely short social battery even more than mine but at the same time it must be a comfort to her to have a friend looking out for her. ill just take things with a grain of salt and not try to be overly invested either
>>189797>"Hey, aren't you drinking that overpriced water? Are you retarded?"
At school I'd get these in elementary (I'm 27 to be 28). They came in Chocolate, strawberry, regular flavor (green) and blue
What was the difference between the green and blue milk?
what does green milk taste like? mold?
1.5k is still pretty crazy for an apartment with basically no rooms
we are expected to get a big blizzard in a few days here and people are buying food like crazy. Empty shelves and long lines at some big stores here
same here. my fridge has enough food to cover me though, luckily; helps that vyvanse kills my appetite so i take smaller meals these days anyway
>huge project to finish
>only 23 days to finish it
oh god why did i major in cs if i don't get this done i might kill myself fr wish me LUCK nonas i spent today paralyzed with fear
good luck nona i believe in you! you should start asap but try to not stress yourself out more than necessary
23 days is a long time
waht's the project
Blue was skim milk and green was regular.
damn we still down? merry chrimmas seeya lolcor :(
we are expected to get a tiny amount of snow here (Portland OR) and everyone is buying food like crazy (empty shelves etc) because the entire city shuts down if the snow sticks. everyone knows they could be stuck at home for days. so stupid that an entire city cannot mobilize plows for the snow that comes literally every year. I don't care if the salt is bad for the environment, holy shit, salt the roads!
nona my sympathies are with you. next semester im finishing an art degree that i had abandoned for a different major and i found out the new paraprofessional is a barely attempting to "pass" (literally just a man in eyeliner kek) tranny calling himself "cecilia". its a really small department so im dreading running into him there or anywhere else tbh. but the good news is i bought picrel ovary necklace on etsy to troll him/ misogynists in general and im so excited for it to arrive. wish there was more we could do though.
Not really lol I do work in a grocery store myself so I can probably nab a couple items on my lunch
>maintenance scheduled for the 19th
>it's now the 22nd in my timezone and lolcor still down
beginning to lose hope nonas
I've been on lolcow for almost 2 years and I still really don't entirely know what the big deal with Shayna is. The amount of threads about her are intimidating to comb through tbh and the only major thing I've gleaned from them is that she's a trashy whore I guess? I suppose it's just one of those things where you can only understand it if you've been there when it happened.
What's the shop name? I want one
I want to order tacos and call in sick tomorrow, so I'll compromise by ordering in and going to work I guess
Sometimes I post on lolcow with my phone and Puter at the same time (same anon)
The biggest shay news was that her parents were begging her to quit and would literally pay for her to go to school. I think that's why I get so tilted inside in her threads. She could be doing anything else, it annoys the fuck out of me when she sad posts about any small inconvenience and wants to die, as if she has no choice but sex work. That's really the horror of shayna. Other then that she boring repetitive and I don't know why I go to her thread expecting anything less
I think it's because we're just waiting to see just how bleak her life will get. It's not like Venus where her downward spiral was hard, fast and depressing the whole way. Shayna could have easily been a normal girl with an office job and an apartment in her name, but she chose to be a trashy, nasty bottom of the barrel "sex worker".
got to build a webstack from scratch plus some other features (purchasing a product and buying it).
i'm just gonna muscle through this so i can do what i've decided to do (ui/ux) and not ruin anything with my poor programming skills
kek dont say that because when i lived there (not anymore) and worked at new seasons they wouldnt make us come in during "inclement weather" and i would always get the day off when it snowed and it was the best. wish it was like that where i live now. reminds me of being a kid
this is how I feel about Lori. it's the delusion/not picking a normal 9-5 when they could and basically digging their own grave.
yeah it's nice that your job doesn't give you shit about it and having an adult "snow day" is kinda novel, but it just chaps my ass because I'm from new england and it's like portland has a mental illness or something
This is why I think it’s weird anons say they wish she would have a turn around and she won’t. She is too up her own ass and loves being a gross pickme for men who she
pays to fuck her. She is a pickme for pedophilic men, sexualizo go baby clothes and diapers. I don’t want to sound psycho or whatever but i think it’s good she is getting fatter and miserable, it’s what she deserves for being such a shit person who doesn’t think of anyone but herself
next two days its raining but 60F. THEN CHRISTMAS EVE AND CHRISTMAS ITS SUNNY BUT <30F. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE NONAS!!!!!!!!!
damn CC is a lot idk, sweeter than lolcow? we're kind of assholes in comparison lmao (or is it just the farmhands? idk)
I think it’s both Kek. Lots of unhinged posters on lc and the farmhands being snarky. Cc seems to pride themselves on being “comfy” and nice, don’t think that’s a bad thing though. I saw they are recruiting more mods so good for them, they can deter off the nasty moids
AmeliaRayJewelryShop on etsy. i ordered it in sliver and only paid $40 but i think she sold out until after the holidays or something? i love it though its so pretty. i knew i wanted a terfy necklace, it was that or one with a venus symbol but i think i would feel too obvious wearing that. i hope i make a terf friend by wearing it (and scare away males with it as a bonus)
I’m sure someone would love to tell you the good threads to read where shit goes down. The bulk of her threads are skippable because this bitch lives the most miserable groundhog day.
I agree. I've started branching out to other image boards to see if I can find another I like. cc is cute but I miss the lc unhinged cattiness
nta but thank you! i will definitely check out her shop, that necklace is so cute
i need to wear more terfy jewelry. i started wearing a double venus necklace but then a tim classmate complemented me on it so now i feel like that's been ruined lol
girl why is maneskin such shit
okay now you're just lying for no reason kek there is nobody worse than the retarded inbred neanderthal hammerhead shark looking ass incel christian she used to be with
there was tons of unhinged cattiness in the previous bunkers. just wait a few hours and it'll happen again kek
I would in a heartbeat if lolcow was back up. I don't remember his name so I can't search him up, I think his account was private anyway so the only images of him were in her thread
venus symbol is terfy? good lord culture is really shitty now isn't it
My guess is he doesn’t pass at all and has all his bio-junk because management had to have a whole meeting about him. And they’re trying to work around not subjecting women to his perversions while also avoiding being sued.
Sympathies tho nona. I likely won’t ever have to see this freak and you’ll be seeing it for awhile
How can I signal to other n0nnies in the wild? What would make you think "oh, she browses lolcow"?
Omg for a minute I thought the necklace was an outline of a cow face. Like the fallopian tubes/ovaries were the ears
cow print blouse and braided pigtails
I love what u said nonn ie. that’s so cute. We should have that as some sort of radfem symbol or something on 2x, like a cow but it can also be a uterus. Idk if anyone could make that work
drankin and vibing to chisato moritaka with my cat on this fine wednesday night. wish lc was up but cc is nice too, the banners are super cute here
If lolcow had cute subtle merch I'd buy it. Like how kiwifarms has those fucking autism patches. I feel nobody would know what the fuck a lolcow is, they'd probably think it's one of those cheese brands and you know how people like wearing shirts with brands on them.
Was supposed to wash my hair today but woke up late, so I didn’t. Now I’ll have to wash it tomorrow, but I wanted to wash it on friday because I’m meeting a friend then… Pray that the dry shampoo will cut the grease enough to make me look presentable at my job’s holiday party tomorrow kek.
i think they should do cute cow stickers for discreet merch. i would totally get one and put it on my water bottle
a t-shirt with the hall & oats copypasta
jewelry or accessories of that tiny cow that appears at the bottom of every page
mention what a girlboss jodi arias kek
Has the admin ever tried to make money from the site? Does 4chan has merch???
i bought this shit on accident once because i thought it would be sparkling water but i got the plain one and i was so annoyed. SO annoyed.
The sparkling version one has I think 3 different flavours available besides just sparkling water. I got some on a road trip
me leaving here and walking into /ot/ to shitpost in the dumbass thread when site comes back
this is what the lolcow borzoi looks like irl in my imagination
whoops meant to say "borzoi nona"
does she actually have a borzoi or does she just like them? is she multiple people?
lolcow pool toy.jp…
this is for sale on amazon
"Swimline LOL Cow Inflatable Pool Float"
currently saving this for the next dumbass shit threadpic
how many days has it been down?
time is foggy
2-3 days depending on your time zone.
I keep getting recommended relationship content on Instagram and the amount of retardation when it comes to dating is mind boggling. Weirdos in the comments saying that a woman can’t stay faithful during ONE night out and texting her boyfriend the occasional updates or like bragging about weird shit like sleeping with each other on FaceTime every night? I’m not all that lucky in love but holy shit sometimes I’m convinced the only way to get a moid to stay is to have no fucking expectations.
if you invite me over and you have a cow print beanbag chair I'm gonna look at you like this
We are currently witnessing nonys trying to spell the full alphabet.
How many gb's do you think lolcow is?
who is spamming letters and why
>>189869>jewelry or accessories of that tiny cow that appears at the bottom of every page
me and 2 other nons cause we're bored>>189928
clearly too long the girlies are discussing making lolcow merch to recognize each other in public. I wish the site would start running again bc none of us are coping
nonys.. i think the alphabet posts are being deleted..
they are not doing a very good job
I’ve been reading the Shayna threads since the first one that was deleted. Initially I read them because i idolized her from tumblr, she had hundreds of thousands of followers and was my age and got famous for smoking weed. As a 17 year old that seemed cool as fuck. After ##i quit camming and## she started camming i was intrigued. Her thread reminds me every day I did the right thing, even 6 years later. I would say the highlights are in the first few threads, just the wack-ass videos she’d make >meeting up with random old man in Seattle and posting his foot in her pants>video shoving frying pan handle in her asshole dressed as Rapunzel from Tangled, a children’s movie>out-of-nowhere diaper fetish video>followed closely by peeing in a children’s training potty sat atop her rug
The Ballad of the Star Blanket also never ends, that’s been a running joke for years, although I haven’t seen it in a while. I’m pretty sure it was nearby in that kids potty video. Shortly after, she meets Fupa and finding out his garbage was exciting, we got a few breakup sagas that were each more boring than the next. The cam shows are usually funny. She has a terrible attitude now. But her videos were hilarious at Fupa’s place>office secretary themed video>shot in closet, no windows>white wire shelves on walls>dog crate covered with a blanket = desk
It is something you sort of have to be there for. The latest exciting saga was Vivi posting, but her visits to different cons churned out some funny photos as well. The end of her time in Oklahoma is a thread I’d like to revisit to see if she’s gotten that fat again. I’m just waiting to see what happens next.
what're you nonners doin'? I'm drawing to pass the time
stare into the infinite void and question my existence
fanfic reading with 4 blankets wrapped around me, it's so fucking cold
A thousand pardons s, a "janny" sent word that she didn't want to be a killjoy but things were getting to messy so she had to put an end to the alphabet game
you'll never catch me in public with my cow slippers
>>189859>weird question, do you hate borzois?
trying to sing the alphabet together. mods deleted 90% of the posts tho
What janny? From where? Is this "janny" in the room with us right now?
samefag but damn i wanted to see if we could spell long words together too like banana
This always gets me on the eror page. What can i do? Whats happening?
CLOUT COLLECTION E…
I've made a mistake looking for cow print items to post itt, I'm about to actually buy this one
when i see this picture my autsim brain thinks>floor is glue>pull the plug and they will fall into hole when glue drains
Now I see it too, it does look like glue doesn't it?
Beware of the forbidden glue hole
New jcs vid dropped a few hours ago btw
same anon this is how it feels to me (rough mock up)
Which one are you, the absolute retard waste of space who should've been shot on site or the cop?
How to cause autistic meltdown in lolcow users
I'm stupid I'm sorry I thought you were saying you were one of the people in the pic, please forgive me
girlies, i’ve been eyeing the shayna threads for months but the fact there’s over 100 stresses me out. is there a particular thread i should start at or the beginning or what? i wanna laugh at her too but that’s a lot of reading, wheh.
kek i never browse cc except when lc is down, so reading the terf thread is like bonus content and im loving it
Honestly there's 0 point in reading 99% of her past threads. Anons constantly bring up things from the past in the current threads so you're fine just learning along the way
Start with the fupa saga (it's pretty much the only interesting part of her life)
yeah this is how i started reading her threads, i just started on the current one. i didnt check her old threads until i'd read two or three.
I've been a near daily loser on lolcow since its inception. Where the hell is my containment site I'm going to lose it I swear to god I'll kermit don't think I won't REEEEEEE
I miss the maskfag thread. I didn't even post on it that much but I enjoyed seeing it whenever it was bumped.
one of these days..one of these fucking days. wait is that…milk in the distance?
The masked characters thread.
Was considering posting the huntress from dbd
Good morning anons, what's for breakfast?
Grimes is the #1 muskfag
He looks like a little fatty. Like a little piggy
Same. One of the best threads on /m/, I'm not even a maskfag (or am I?) and I've only posted in it one time.
I love baby goats
There are like 150 daily lolcow users, you have more chances of meeting someone who was struck by lightning
ive picked up some bad habits the last few months,,, biting the inside of my cheeks, for some weird reason, clenching my jaw. i don't know why i'm so stressed out lately. but now i have this awful jaw pain frequently & ear problems bc of it, i think.
Look up how to stretch your jaw, it will help. I've been grinding my teeth a lot lately but stretching really helped.
i think it's worth it from the beginning, just have to do a lot of skimming.
IT'S A VIDEO TOO EVEN THERE'S MORE GOATS WITH MORE CLOTHES
if i have to see him again i'm going to have an aneurysm, is that what you want nona? i'm going to die and then cannibalize everyone ITT. i'm suffering from mad cow disease
s I got my kitten yesterday and oh my god I'm so in love with the little gremlin! He purrs whenever I pick him up, he usually comes out of his hidey holes when I check on him, he wants to be in the same room as me most of the time so far and he slept with me in my bed most of the night (until my roommate woke him up when he left). He's so careful with not using his claws on me and already sometimes bumps his little head against my hand. He doesn't seem to be a butthole exhibitionist yet, and loves to sniff my face and push his nose against mine. >pppppfcd000000000000dddddd2ghaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Greetings from a very curious kitty cat.
It's been 3 days, how ling dies an update take
i can't sleep someone fucking suffocate me pls
Goat anon I love you and the baby goats
i will start believing in god if he can bring lolcor back within an hour
i need my daily cringe, s. i read it like the morning paper. watching shayna and tuna make every possible move against their best interests keeps me motivated that im doing the right thing and that things will work out for me.
i need my validation s
russian names - ku…
are the Watamote mangakas a husband and wife team?
the woman is the artist but she must also contribute to the story because there's no way a man wrote all of it.
pic kinda related, it's the other manga they did
if you have to announce that you're bettet than the cows, you are not better than the cows
IDK anything about this guy why do people think he is attractive again? Or is it just like an ironic meme?
my aneurysm is starting i hope you're happy
I think my 14 year old sister is autistic
Is >>190036 her? Because if so, I have some very bad news.
Third day I wake up and LC is still down, I cant live like this
He fell asleep cuddling upnext to me soon after I posted this! He's so adorable I can't believe he is real!!
It's only the third day? It feels like a week at least.
99% of people that read threads about lolcows do it because watching people make bad choices validates that they are doing a good job
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST SHITPOST
that joshfag is starved for attention and thinks she gonna be the new romanianon/pakichan
CAUSE I'M LOSING MY SIGHT
LOSING MY MIND
WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME I'M FINE
Why the fuck would I want to do that? I don't want to talk to any of you weirdos irl. Some of you loved stuff like picrel a decade back and it shows
Watching youtube vids on victorian christmas foods with my mom. I've convinced her to do a victorian-themed Christmas feast this year.
do you really want to meet that kind of unfunny schizo >>190036 ?
I had a boss named Haylie and she said she was born in a barn laying on some hay so that's why her name was "hay" "lie" or some shit I don't even know I wasn't listening attentively because she was such a bitch I hated her she was always complaining and doing nothing and keeping us all there late for her own overtime
I got mad about that one likely baitpost a Nona made in the last bunker thread that said yumes are retarded because I'm insecure in my husbandofaggotry so I've just been drawing my husbando and waiting for lc to open so I can post in the fujo cringe thread
Good night, girlies. Maybe lolcow will come back by the time I wake up tomorrow.
>>190060>drawing her husbando
i would be doing the same but i can't draw for shit tonight. i will try again. thank you nona.
Some moid asked me earlier why do I spend my time doing my hair if I’m just going to tie it back while I eat. Had to slowly explain to him it prevents food from getting in my hair. He scoffed and acted like what I said was stupid. Anyways I forgot to tie my hair back and now I have gravy on the ends from my poutine
Don't listen to the bait anon, live your best yume life! I drew myself with my husbando today too, it's such a good antidepressant activity.
I moved back in with my grandparents, because I cannot afford the recently ridiculously expensive energy costs. I'm going crazy from living with boomers though and having 0 privacy. They act like I'm going to die every time I go outside. They want me to be a loser who stays inside all day.
a new friend I thought I trusted and connected with, copypasta’d my personality//humor to obtain a scrote I used to date, I wish them the best sincerely, but fuck off. I just feel hurt, I want her back. I suppose it’s for the best, brain rot twittards are meant to be
>>190069>They want me to be a loser who stays inside all day.
Mine do too and they got what they wanted kek. Then once you do they'll ask why you never go anywhere
What do you for a living? (if you don't mind lol)
Someone keeps trying to get into my accounts and it’s awfully annoying. Doordash, Snapchat, all of it. Lmao.
I'm so hungry I want fruitcake. IT's christmastime i want christmas food.
I'm a lawyer. I have a lot of work since everyone is going bankrupt (or divorce, problems with their landlord etc), but not enough to deal with this inflation and energy costs. For some reason it's way worse here than in the other countries (I do know why, retarded treaties, which we cannot get out of).
What are some traditional christmas foods from where you live?
I’ve always heard about fruitcake but don’t know the actual recipe I’m interested!
i was hooking up w this girl and just a few days after i broke if off with her (she was upset and took it poorly) she posted on social that she got diagnosed with cancer. i don't want to see her again but i feel fucked up about it, like should i do or say something?
You didn’t do anything to cause that, unfortunate timing or she’s playing you which is fucked. If she just got diagnosed that’s some coincidence, wish her well, and be on your way.
No, we have a treaty with Germany to sell them gas for ridiculously cheap if they are in trouble and now we have to buy it back from them at an extremely inflated cost. So I think they're doing a little better than us.
Smoked a bowl, got a cup of sleepy time tea and now i’m snuggled up under my warm duvet but Im still not comfy bc I NEED MY BEDTIME LC BROWSE.
>accidentally say I hate t4t ships and nsfw (I honestly do, I don't see the point.) on a public askbox site
>amount of asks I get drops suddenly to 0
>people are no longer interacting with me on twitter as much as they used to
h-haha oops talk about a whoopsie
My wife got me picrel as a surprise and they are so good!! They have a cute leaf design on top and are fluffy and heavenly
You're braver than the marines n0nn13, I could never do that with the amount of Aidens and fujotroons in my fandom, it'd be social suicide with the amount of boycotting they do. I respect you.
I NEED to fuck him. You don’t understand.
i miss /ot/ infighting
smoking a bowl drinking one of these ayyoo
I just want to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas, only for Snoopy. I want to be happy again
I suggest next time a man asks you that just scoff and say "You've never had long hair have you?" –like it's some moral failing of his or a reference he doesn't know. As if he's missing out on some basic knowledge (which he is).
Honestly it's not like I was agressive I said something like "No. No thank you. To be honest I don't really care for that type of content as I find it sort of counterproductive and I just really can't get off to it." but I was really fucking pissed since it was in relation to one of my favorite ships. I think I'm being paranoid but it feels like the amount of interaction on both twitter and that askbox has dropped significantly for me. I don't know how I feel, I dislike being shunned for wrong think but I feel there's nothing I can really do at this point.
once the site is back everything will be exactly the same. cap this
are you sure that's what happened?
what if the site sucks when it's back up and we have to make cc our new home? will there be a divide between lc loyalists and cc users? will this site welcome us with open arms?
mental illness. leave those fictional children alone.
absolute babby tier taste. superior edgelord coming through
Another one to add to the Husbando playlist…
wanna cry, PMS really hitting different this month
Shut the fuck up bitch if you don’t wanna ride that hog you’re INSANE.>>190114
I would have sex with every single hedgehog male
Talented nonita. If only he could fix his life. Him and Venus Angelic would have been so much happier without the internet.
autism off the charts rn with this one n0nnie
Oh, you clearly don't know husbando autism
Don’t compare me to these sick moids. I only want to fuck cartoon hedgehogs who don’t look anything like real animals. >>190123
I embrace it completely.
is SIA a lolcow-original theory or did it come from somewhere else?
I forgot to say at the beginning of this thread that this video is cute as shit and I love it
I can't give you this floor but i can't can offer you 1 million dollars to buy it, you just need tout give me your mom's credit cart number
nOoooO im the one who tells newfags to integrate I can not change my ways
For those who have nonhuman husbandos, does that make him more or less appealing? For me, I like the non-human aspect as a human version of my husbando wouldn't be has cuddly, fluffy and pudgy like a plush toy.
I really fucking hope the banners get changes, all the porny ones get nuke and the cute ones anon have been making for the past few weeks get added
a human version would at least have a human dick
came here to ask about lolcow since I don't login as much lately. I saw that the maintenance was supposed to be on the 19th. was the site supposed to be inactive for so long?
The always call us yumeSTACIES femcels meanwhile every yumeSTACY I have ever known lives a normal life with her itabag and dramaCD addiction. I myself am in a long term relationship but I still want to FUCK AND SUCK anime men. Anime men are my SLAVES and SLAVES to women everywhere. Why would you choose to deny yourself the pleasure of listening to “ASMR Japanese boyfriend licks your ears” while rubbing one out over a picture of the IDEAL male form that no human man could EVER COMPETE WITH?? Because of your “MORALS”? Because you don’t want to be “CRINGE”!? What is more immoral and cringe than not USING AND ABUSING WHAT GOD PUT ON THIS EARTH (dedicated women selflessly drawing handsome men to delight their audiences)? It’s there for you to enjoy.
You call us FEMCELS… you call us AUTISTIC… perhaps even FURRIES. Well I say I am simply based. If you can’t understand that well I TRULY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU.
>>190140>normal life with ita bag
yes. i like that he's a puppet. sorry.
it went down for maintenance at like 11:59pm EST on Dec 19th so it's been a little over 2 days now. never saw an estimate for completion. my gut tells me it'll be back after christmas, can't explain why I think that
it's ok kek at least you're not aidens
My husbando has the body type of a plushie or a Japanese mascot you'd see at an amusement park, applying said proportions to a human would be grotesque.
It's never coming back, Shaymin took the money and ran.
I like him being nonhuman because I fetishize the dynamic.
>>190140>You call us FEMCELS… you call us AUTISTIC… perhaps even FURRIES. Well I say I am simply based.
KEKK but please anon go to a therapist
Aw monsterfucker anons are here
>>190140>Implying you have to be a yume to have an itabag and dramaCD addiction
Which fabric color should I use btw
even though yumestacy anon is a bit extreme, I would myself love to have an itabag with my comfort character spongebob if I could afford it(i saw a themed itabag and i think about it from time to time)
I just know for a fact this is the dededefag
Actually I do live a pretty normal, albeit boring life. I get a lot of compliments on my bag too kek.
first time I hear about it. Is it an american thing?
2 husbandos one the samedi ita bag ? Fucking disgusting cheater
I've never heard of such a thing, what is it?
2nd best thread on /m/ after maskfag thread. just a little too much infighting because they can't decide on the line between furry and monster (pokemons are monsters I'm sorry "mon" is right there in the name and they're not real animals
I'm feeling the husbando thread withdrawal and I'm feeling so unhinged that I almost want to post the art I made of us
Guilty. Though, as of late I've been really thinking about MUCHO SEXO with Meta Knight.
I don't have a husbando, these two are just my OTP hence 'implying you have to be a yume'
I wonder which husbandononas are in the building with us right now. We already know about Shadow and Dedede.
Please don't make fun of me but what is a "yume" I tried googling and it just says it means "dream". But what does that mean in context to what you all have been saying?
Filtered milk has been around for ages. The advantage of it is that it filters out the bacteria in the milk that turns it sour so filtered milk can be kept in the fridge for over a month without going bad and it doesn't taste weird like UHT milk. There's debate about the bacteria being beneficial for humans and if filtered milk is a good thing or not.
no I'm a normal spongebob enjoyer. I will look for spongesex anon when lolcow is back up kek
I still think about the kirby nona but I'm not sure kirby is her husbando I think she's just obsessed with him in like an austistic way but she said she drew nsfw too…?
Where do pokemon's eggs come from?
It's not even shipping merch, just pins of both characters next to each other, if you want to be unhinged at least to it properly
yumejoshi self-insert into fiction romantically. it comes from japanese self-insert stories that paralleled the y/n format, though anyone can technically "yume" from any source.
Do I even want to know how you sex a blob
Thank you omg I was sitting here trying to make sense of it all, wondering why there was an infight in the previous thread over dreaming kek
>>190157>Fairlife is a brand of ultra-filtered milk distributed by the Coca-Cola Company.
Nothing to see here, just capitalism.https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/fairlife-ultra-filtered-milk
>>190186>kaito is based
I'll say this, Kaito's writing is pretty fantastic but I hate him as a person sort of thing >shuichi is straight
Yume is short for yumejoshi which specifically refers to the husbandofags who self-insert and ship themselves with their husbandos. You can be a husbandofag and not a yume, but we are all united in our love of fictional men.
what the FUCK KIRBY IS A LITERAL BABY!!!! HE'S A BABY!!!!!
Metaknight could make me cum with his voice alone
I am now imagining Metaknight making me cum with his voice alone.
I know. i saw the littelest bit of her posting and didn't dig further but i can't forget about her
but they would do it with other mons right? unless there's half human abominations out there
Damn I saw a whole Kirbussy tho
Is that bruises or skidmark or ????
My shipping merch is all on my pin board sis, mirror merch looks more aesthetically pleasing anyway.
>>190192>you hate kaito
no taste. shuichi has almost no character to the point he feels like a self-insert and he's straight except his guy crush on kaito. at least, he hates kokichi the entire time kek. i don't get saioma at all, oumota is way better.