Lolcow Bunker Thread #0007 Planned Downtime part 7 Anonymous 190209
3:40am just woke up from crashing into slumber, no lolcow no locate. 12/22/22
this is so cute. I don't care about the character(s) I just think it's cute to have a collection
Prediction: what # bunker thread will lc come back
There is only one Kirby nona (I think, if there's others show yourself please!). To be honest, with characters like Kirby, Dedede and Meta Knight while I do say they're my husbandos I truly can't imagine myself as an individual fucking/dating them because my self esteem is that low and imagining myself in such settings is too much that it makes me sweat and get dizzy. In the context of "I want to X Meta Knight" I usually imagine a grey woman or Waddle Dee doing the thing I want rather than myself. Really, I more so just have an obsession with these characters, the games that they are from and the pairings they make (like kbdd, mtdd or kbmt) rather than obsessed with shipping myself with them. I confess fully to appropriating the term "husbando" as a term of "intense obsessed endearment" rather than actually shipping myself with them. Though, I suppose in my case I wouldn't call Kirby a husbando as I see Kirby as female rather than male (Though there is some instances in derivative work that I will make that I put Kirby as male, Popopo is always female though.). Would "waifu' work? Either way, it can be pinned down to an autistic obsession. And yes, I do draw and write porn of Kirby characters. Though I like making doujinshi the most! Ironically enough, I don't purely love Dedede, I actually love all three equally at this point I've just been in my "Dedede-phase" of the Kirby-Meta-Dedede season in my brain.>>190194
Only if you're an anime watching casual. Game Kirby isn't the same as Anime Kirby why is this so hard for many to comprehend???
I was in the bookstore today and I overheard some teen girl being flustered because she had to loudly spell out "toilet bound hanako-kun" to the worker to check if they have it kek.
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reposting I hate sonicfags fuck fuck fuck>>190205>shuichi has almost no character to the point he feels like a self-insert
Don't insult my precious emo boy thank you, he ended Danganronpa. >and he's straight except his guy crush on kaito
And that he can date men in game >he hates kokichi the entire time kek
Source? Kaito's the one who hates Ouma mate. >i don't get saioma at all
Ouma's a faggot for Shuichi, there you go.
if you post yours I'll post mine
I miss the anon who posted prompts like what music reminds you of him or what would you do for chrismass
for the anons with the "water has chemicals! milk is not milk anymore!" theories: do you guys think drugs is a government thing or not? like i can safely do drugs without the cia spying on me or not
I’m so fucking horny right now s I would shove Kirby in my pussy and I’m not even the Kirby girl. Any fictional man will do I’m tired of the real world. Imagine him squirming around in there tho
sounds like concentrated milk or something. honestly dairy farms have too much milk to play with. we're filtering it down now? give me a break. just stop milking the cows. stop breeding the cows. we don't need super milk. I eat cheese (and sour cream on potatoes) but I would give it up if the dairy industry would just stop.
cows are supposed to live for 15-25 years. the life expectancy of a dairy cow is 2.5 - 6 years. it's obviously not a cruelty-free system
It's about to reopen now, I think
>coming from a sonicfag
The game literally needed a vtuber to get any attention in Japan.
fr and it's such a boring game too
How? Can't be worse than anime boys, serial killers, ultra radi-cool hedgehogs.
fucking stop being autistic, no one cares about danganronpa in 2022
only the worst types of anons come here when lc is down
danganronpa is so low selling they had to put it on the App Store and the game is basically known for being a laughing stock prerequisite for your turn to die>>190245
i couldn't even get through the first one, it's so goddamn bad
One big room full of bad bitches
>>190254>danganronpa is so low selling
It's literally the 4th highest selling visual novel series of all time but alright. >and the game is basically known for being a laughing stock prerequisite for your turn to die
Eh, I like both but Nankidai can't even finish YTTD after 5 years.
>>190234>>190219>And yes, I do draw and write porn of Kirby characters
Weed and used tampons and bath & body works eucalyptus spearmint hand sanitizer, personally
I feel I should clarify, I did not write the post about shoving Kirby up my vaginal canal. Ureatheral vore is deplorable and subjecting Kirby to that is fucking horrifying.
I'm getting a "this site cannot be found" I'm thinking good news?? I hope?
>>190265>I feel I should clarify, I did not write the post about shoving Kirby up my vaginal canal.
I know, that pic was for both of you
Is that a gijinka of Gumball from the Amazing World of Gumball?
swear to god I'm gonna white knight kirby nona I'm gonna fight u you will not make this environment toxic for her she is a native plant and you're messing up the PH of the soil
Oh. Is it that bad? It's an acquired taste but it's actually really erotic once you're able to appreciate it's aesthetic appeal.
>>190264>body works eucalyptus spearmint hand sanitizer
you are being too optimistic. the real smell would be weed, used tampons and mold
Hog pussy hoes back to your failed thread
No it's Sou Hiyori, who's basically Komaeda but a moe brainlet.
I think I know your twitter lol
When will you yume haters understand? IT’S OK WHEN WOMEN DO IT.
I STAN KIRDEDE .
your turn to die is such a troon game lol
It looks like a gijinka version of Gumball from the Amazing World Of Gumball being shipped with a gijinka genderbent version of the cactus. Westaboos are out of this world so it's not too farfetched.
they should unhide /sty/ some nonas really need it (like the one that posted her period clot in /ot/) but it will probably just be purged or something when/if lolcow comes back
says a fan of the edgiest franchise of all time
I was really rooting for you yumefags before when I didn't know what it meant, but now that I have witnessed the filth of the kirby anon(s), I truly understood why you people are hated.
what's the erotic appeal of baby blob things
Which one is the cactus? I've only seen a few episodes of gumball honestly. >>190287
It's not even the edgiest VN with a death game in it, fate is way more edgy.
I LOVE THE SO CALLED “MENTALLY ILL” WEABOO WOMEN!!! I WISH THEY WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
what’s so wrong about loving a little pink ball
Blood clot nona did nothing wrong. Her candor is inspiring, don't you dare try to silence her.
"edgy" meaning needlessly gory and "dark" and specifically made for edgy 14 year olds or those with that same mental level
loving is okay but it shouldn't be sexualized
i wish that you all could get together in a big room and after that I would go there lock the room and set it on fire
Don't lump us with normal husbandos with the wierdo ones.
I feel like I'm in prison. Just 2 more days and I'm on holidays. If this keeps up I'll have a mental breakdown caused by work.
Yes fate is far more edgy than DR in that sense.
>>190297>Blood clot nona did nothing wrong
Except for lying about her clot size, that thing was puny.
she didn't do anyhting wrong I love it and she did politely spoil it but if there was a board for that sort of thing she wouldn't have to spoiler it
No I seriously don’t get it. Kirdede anon is dedicated and seems truly in love with Kirby and co. Why does everyone freak out about it?
one of the 2d idol songs that's on my spotify playlist has lyrics that sound like "cumming face" and i laugh every time. yeah boys, that's really great.
I have to be at work in 3 hours and haven’t gotten an inkling of sleep. Pray for me.
the episode game >> sonic >> danganronpa >> your turn to die
Me, I'm saying DR while pretty edgy isn't even the most edgy VN in the death game genre (which is already niche as fuck) so it's not even close to the most edgy franchise of all time.
>>190307I feel like we crossed paths in the vent thread in a past life
See>>190219>And yes, I do draw and write porn of Kirby characters.
i love metaknight as well but all my lewd thoughts are directed at him in gijinka form.
I played the mean girls one but I didn't wanna spend money. >>190320
God I wish I could find that shota Metaknight gijinka again, twas cute.
No I'm just saying that DR is edgy but it's not the most edgy franchise ever.
If we're just talking about VNs the most edgy is probably like maggot baits or something.
Okay you're right, I'm sorry. I'll still root for the normal ones but Kirby anon should kill herself. Are we sure she isn't a scrote? Like she is rivaling the worst coomers. I refuse to believe a woman would be so fucking disgusting.
ive never played this game before but just for that scene it seems to be so moid-like
Ok, so? Almost every yume/fujo draws porn and writes smut of their favs. I seriously do not understand all the hate she gets.
First OFF. THEY'RE. NOT. BABIES. None of them are. Kirby can only be considered a baby if you're talking purely in the context of the anime, 星のカービィ, where Kirby was unearthed from his warpstar 200 yesrs eariler than he should have been. Outside of the anime, which mind you is a 6/10 at best, is non-canon. Kirby, like most characters bar Adeline/Ado (she's the only canon child) are vague in age. As that was intentional for one reason. Kirby being vague in both gender and age is so that ANYONE can enjoy Kirby, woman and man, young and old. As for erotic appeal… it depends on the character. For Meta Knight he's fot all intents and purpose "perfect top or dom". Meta Knight is super cool and has many 'appeal point', he weilds a mighty sword, has his own battle ship, commands his own fleet of soldiers and more. He has bat wings, wears a mask and cape, has an adorable face under said mask and cape and so on. I think a big charm that Meta Knight has is that he has a lot of 'gap moe' to him. He hides himself under the facade of mystique, he's strong and powerful, and he has an air of stoicism and maturity but he also has an adorable face similar to Kirby, he has a huge sweet tooth (which could imply his body is erotically plump), he cares about upholding a chivalric knightly code! It's hard to put into words but Meta Knight is just really good all around. He's perfect for taking on a more dominant and mature role with his whole "intimidating knightly aura" but you can knock off his mask and turn him into total humilation bait.
guys please the new error is sussing me out so much
the ip is gone
You must be trolling if you can't tell the difference between porn of normal human characters and porn of Kirby and Dedede.
That's some Komaeda sexy guro .
samefag but I gotta add. To clarify, Kirby as a franchise has MANY different medias. There's Kirby anime, there's Kirby manga (several different ones), there's even Kirby novels. So if someone says "I love Dedede!" or "I love Meta Knight" it's not uncommon for someone to either describe which one of Meta Knight or Dedede they like or their individual interpretation of Dedede or Meta Knight may have an amalgamation of different traits pulled in from different media. It's surprisingly cool and can lead to a lot of fun interpretations.
Why are you so mad? What is scrote brained about anything I said?
I’m not trolling I just don’t care. Why do they have to be human? Yeah she’s unconventional but it’s not harmful to literally anyone or anything.
You yume haters act like yumes with anthro husbandos are like the zoosadists. Bitch is just writing fanfic about a 8 inch tall pink ball. It’s literally funny, and harmless.
>>190339>What is scrote brained about anything I said?
nta but literally everything. you sounds like a girl chris chan
Will we even have LC back in time for christmas?
NTA but it did sound a bit "he's really 5000 years old" tier excuse kek
I drew me and my husbando like a sonics
>still haven't recovered from surgery a month later
>phone stolen by an aggressive scrote who stalked me the whole evening
>workload of two people at once
>lolcow is dead
Well… can 2022 get even worse than that?
Bitch I'm mad because Kirby has been one of my favourite franchises since I was fucking 5 years old. I don't know a single fucking scrote who would say even half the shit you have said about this innocent sweet character. Fuck you. Like you might as well have said you draw porn of puppies or some shit. Fuck you! I've never hated someone so much. I really feel like I'm talking to some reddit scrote here, you are that fucking awful.
Writing those prompts is so fun!! I love when anons ask too, it really gets the 'ol yoom brain going.
Ok just as a question
Why are most of you okay with fucking Shadow the hedgehog but not Kirby? Shouldn't they be on equal footing?
That is a particularly bad moment, usually it's just a background layer of passive fanservice.
all of this cringe kirby/sonic husbandoposting is fujo propaganda in their war to prove that the yumes are more cringe
Because Kirby is their comfort character and none of these girls play sonic.
ntayrt but>disliking kirby porn = yume hater
come on now, some of us are yumes ourselves and still think it's weird
god i love nonas who draw self insert art
In 10 days I have more than enough time to have my life ruined, I'm bracing myself.
Fujo here, I'm pretty indifferent to yumes I get the appeal on some level though because I waifu Ange from Umineko.
Sonic autism has always been a thing and it's pretty much normalized at this point. Also refer to my other post here >>190349
that anon is taking something very precious to me (and other anons I'm sure) and shitting all over it, just like scrotes do. It's sick.
I still don't really get it? I mean I used to be really into kirby as a kid but I'm not really sure how it's that different from sonicfagging.
Kirdede anon ships the boys together and most Shadow fangirls ship him with Sonic. The fake ass war between yumes and fujos is so stupid. It overlaps so much.
Idk, I'd rather have Kirby porn than gross moid rape porn. It's obvious she's just autistic and obsessed with it because of good childhood memories she had. This is just the product of those feelings mixing with reaching adult sexual maturity.
OOOH this is so cute! >>190347
was me lol aaah I'm inspired to draw us getting married now!
She isn’t shitting on it she’s enjoying it in her own weird way. Stop taking this shit so personally, jfc.
some anons here likes to talk about the celebrity cows threads but this yume vs fujo thing is so insufferable too
I love it anon! If it wasn't 3 in the morning for me I'd draw some fanart for you kek
By shitting on it, I meant basically just defiling it. I hate when scrotes take something pure and cute and ram their dicks into it. She's basically doing the same thing. Fuck her and fuck you too
this is so wonderful, so dreamlike like from a fairytale romance!
No way nonni3 this is so cute.
>>190366>as soon as it popped up on lc more often it started in my usual husbandoposting spots
it's so dumb. can't we just high five and learn to tag stuff?
I was thinking the same thing. to me they are identical.
I think there's 3 types:
Most people are the third option but "strict fujos" and "strict yumes" get into infighting a lot
Ok the dead libido and voyeuri fantasies is true kek.
kirby just looks too innocent and babyish (even if he's really ageless or hundreds of years old) to me. idk it's like wanting to fuck a plushie. the designs give off a different impression
Dreamt last night I met a girl who called herself a “mega terf” in real life… why can’t it be real.
No she isn’t, shes obviously very emotionally invested in Kirby and loves him.
For someone who's been into Kirby for so long you clearly haven't been in the community enough.>I don't know a single fucking scrote who would say even half the shit you have said about this innocent sweet character.
That's where you're wrong. This is more so the JP fandom so please bare in mind. The JP-Kirby fandom, more so the derivative work side is predominantly women, like 98.5% and one of the most popular characters is probably Meta Knight with couplings being Meta Knight x Kirby. AND LET ME TELL YOU THERE'S A LOT. Art, novels, doujinshi(several which I have) it's there. There's a surprisingly HUGE amount of smut to, all of it is mostly made by women. To say it is scrotish to have such thoughts about Meta Knight or shipping is a baseless accusation as it's a huge part of the fandom. You really think scrotes would make shit like pic related? The JP-fandom is literally factions of Meta Knight, Magolor, Dedede, Marx and so on who each have their own dedicated ships like Magolor stans loving Magolor x Kirby or Magolor x Marx. It more so sounds like your personally offended rather than it actually being a moral problem.
i agree with you anon sexualizing a character who looks like a baby is such a moid/porn addicted thing to do.
who cares about Sonic? the chao garde will never come back so what's the point?
The fans are funny because they're all insane.
I love you Kirby anon. Never stop.
So lolcow is just dead now? What the fuck is Shaymin doing
>>190378>wanting to fuck a plushiereal talk: many girls have done this
I worked so hard to make my blue running type Chao to look like sonic
sorta OT but whenever people mention Shaymin the pokemon's cry plays in the back of my head does this happen to anyone else?
i wish lc would come back this unfunny spamming kirby anon would just get banned there
Why not? This was by far my favorite part of the game and my main reason for playing. I was so fascinated by it.
humping a teddy bear while imagining something else still feels different than drawing porn of it imo
They’re migrating servers wouldn’t this be normal?
i can’t do this anymore i had a dream about browsing lc last night
>all these retarded fujo vs yume psyops
I smell a rancid xy. Stay seething, fictional men will always be superior and I'm glad my fujo/yume sisters know that.
My next chao project : turning pink two-tone into an angel chao in its next life
do you think that everyone who disagrees with you must be a moid?
She is migrating to another server, just like she said.
In going to shit my pants I hate met Forman all my s hate metformin
Sonic is a moid franchise ngl
>>190409>the same 5 franchises over and over again
need to find a kent ito voiced character yume to sperg with
Wtf? It's not our fault no one wants to make good yuri media. We only get crumbs, fuck off if you have a problem that we appreciate the little that we get
I can't read any of japanese text that but it doesn't look like porn, how is that the same thing as saying she writes and draws porn of kirby? Writing and drawing porn about waddledees fucking kirby, or even talking about shoving kirby up her vagina, is rancid and coom-brained. Like another anon said, female chris chan behavior.
where. she only said there was 'maintenance'
It's hard to claim superiority when all you have is crumbs, who are you claiming it over? Ants?
i'm spraying you with water. no more fighting over anime characters.
new theory just came up: the kirby spamming anon is christine chan
for all the hate she gets she really doesn't freak out at people or spam. I don't think she was ever banned and I never saw her break the site rules or anything. like I said she's a native plant. you're a weed if you're trying to choke her out.
>>190416> talking about shoving kirby up her vagina
that wasn't her, read better.
Peak female performance unironically
Utena is a repetitive shitty anime.
she would get banned on lc for spamming kirby on unrelated threads like she is doing here through.
she was banned and redtexted from in husbando threads on /g/. she even mentioned this in one of the doodle rooms
I take it back this is peak female performance
omg shes gorgeous…… i love making pretty two-tone chaos
are you reading Liar Satsuki? Satsuki is my hero. is it himejoshi if I want to be her princess? (not familiar with the term)
but this is a bunker thread, it's not meant for any topic in particular so if she spams kirby she's not really breaking lc or cc rules
so how come some women want to be like, the pussy police?
>wahh don't like yume content
>wahh don't like yaoi
>wahhh don't like small pink blobs
like who gives a fuck? moids are out there with much worse sexual tastes with absolutely no shame. why tf should i care if a woman wants to sexualize kirby? how does that help us?
Yes himejoshi just means female yuri fan
Compared to the most popular fujobait animes like Yuri on Ice, I think it's safe to say the yuri genre is well represented kek
>>190416>even talking about shoving kirby up her vagina
First off, not me.>how is that the same thing as saying she writes and draws porn of kirby?
What I'm saying is, Kirby is predominantly inhabited by women in the "derivative work" sphere of the fandom and that it's common as fuck for both kinds of stuff, safe and not-safe content, to be made and that it's no different than someone drawing porn of anime boys fucking or romances between them. It's a matter of perspective, because even I will admit that to the uninitiated this all looks crazy but if you actually knew it's relatively normal within the fandom. What I don't understand is what is scrotish about it? If someone drew porn of Ado then that would be scrotish and deserving of a gunshot to the head but if it's Meta Knight and Kirby then I don't see the problem
you'd just be a yumejo if you want to be hers. gender of the character doesn't matter for yume.
Who gives a shit it's a bunker thread
you all are right but idc she is unbearable
Yeah, you've got a point there.
The only fujo anime I actually thought was good was hybrid child honestly while there's a fair amount of good yuri anime.
I almost want to post my twitter in case any of you wants to follow me whenever lc is down.
it's "scrotish" because they want women to be pure asexual beings, only ever want to have very bland/normal sex with men, or be cottagecore lesbian wlw who hold hands and kiss but never have sex because that's "too porny". ignore people like that, nona. they have sexual problems of their own.
All Fujos will eventually troon out, so why bother arguing with them
I don't know, I think she's pretty entertaining
I like her extreme autism about Kirby slits or whatever to the point where I wanna hear how she HC's how they fuck.
I stand corrected she's a criminal
Don't do that, you never know what moids or troons are lurking the site and could end up stalking you
how did you get all of this from people thinking kirby porn is weird wtf..nobody even mentioned those things
You're so retarded. Why is it so hard for you to accept a normal woman can squee at two cute anime boys kissing without any tranny shit going on. Genuinely starting to think this is an anti yume psyop
Hybrid Child is not very good nonni3, you should watch Doukyusei or Umibe no Etranger. Those are the best things we've had so far.
if you can't answer these simple questions: "why does it matter" and "why is it scroteish", it will be answered for you with conjecture
normal women aren't obesseded with gay porn, you will troon out at some point
it's all speculation
strongest womansexualityhater comeback
It's been explained multiple times by multiple anons why it's scroteish. Get over it.
what are normal women obsessed with?
nta but you know women can have autism too, right?
normal women don't go on imageboards period, by your logic everyone on CC and lolcow will troon out.
no it hasn't but ok lol, hope you can get over women being "weird"
Someone mentioned in the last thread that lc will come back after Christmas, is that confirmed? I can't wait that long
kirby anon if you shove your kirby plushie into your ass i will not delete your devianart kirby porn account
No but I get the same feeling.
I watched Umibe, it just felt like one of those 'read the manga' movies, which it failed at for me since I had no interest in reading the manga after watching the movie.
please for the love of all things that are holy, get me out of here and back onto lolcow. some of these anons here with us in the bunker threads are making me want to kermit
yeah that's why I said "almost", it's tempting but I'm too paranoid for that.
yuri on ice isn't even bait it was canon gay. and it was wicked popular. one weird thing I remember is that I used to listen to the My Brother My Brother And Me podcast and even they talked about it. then it just kinda died, no sequel or anything. I would like to listen to tinfoil about why that is.
never posted in defense of kirbyanon before, always ignore fujo/yume arguments but now it's infested the only thread we have. cope.
i don't think it's the biggest issue in the world, i dunno here's my reasoning >>190378
it varies based on what makes the person say that insecure
>>190467>normal women don't go on imageboards period
nahh in the last thread anons here agreed that taylor swift definitely post on imageboards
And yet they'll always be women, something that you'll never be.
Personally, I find people who defile plushies to be utterly degenerate. I like Kirby, but I respect the merchandise as it's a psychical manifestation of something someone is passionate about and such. I feel that to go as far as doing something like that is completely and utterly insane, and denotes you as mentally ill and disrespectful to the original source media. There's a reason why most plushfuckers are moids after all.
at least in the farms i can just ignore the autist sperging, here I'm stuck on the bunker thread with anons discussing if kirby is for scrotes or not
Having a sassy gay best friend
Would Taylor be a fujo hime or yume
We are quite literally the only ones posting on this site
>>190484>Implying based Tay Tay is a normalfag
you are wrong, my queen kiki kannibal has been on imageboards before
>>190489>scrolls thru discography
What do you think
taylor swift would post on snow and the relationship advice thread.
yume bc her break up songs etc
I think she's a yume who husbandos Light
Instead of the cloudfare error I'm getting picrel, so hopefully something's happening
Did you guys husbando L or Light?
it's so quiet outside of the bunker thread, it feels very eerie. i keep venturing outside this thread just to see what else anons are saying but it's just complete silence.
I honestly didn't like either of them, the Wammy boys are cute though.
light initially bc he was more good looking, now l bc he is strange and i hate normie men
It's not that normie women wouldn't post on imageboards, it's that imageboards are more obscure than where normie women do post. LanaBoards had plenty of normie posters, MumsNet is full of just random normie women, and more niche places like MyProAna or something are also female oriented spaces. I think normies lean more towards actual forums as opposed to anon boards
Ew neither. It’s Lelouch for me .
that's what this site is always like n0nny
please god strike me down so i can leave this thread i can't do it on my own
>>190479>no sequel or anything
W-we don't know that yet..They didn't officially cancel the movie yet.
You can do it, I believe in you!
stop with this uwu girl thing you sound like a troon
Hopefully soon because I ain’t doing my own research on shaymus lmao
same. at least we are struggling together
I agree I couldn't look my gloworm in the face when puberty hit and i feel guilty to this day
I’ve seen it more active, given that when I came back a few hours later it was full tranny raid
Can I has cheeseburger style typing is for either sex
Are you guys really upset? I find this absolutely hilarious. The chaos, fast posting, stupid infighting, and name calling is so funny.
lelouch did you la…
He's a man slut though, he literally has four kids all with different parents (CC, Kallen, his sister and Suzaku respectively) in the mobile game.
I haven't been in an active group chat since middle school on kik so this is fun for me
Agreed. It feels wrong to have people who would commit such an act just hanging around in society. They need to be skirted off into their own community far far away from regular society. And by community I mean an insane asylum specifically just for them.
I was decorating xmas cookies with my mom and aunt and the topic of those PrEP commercials came up and we all agreed gay scrotes are disgusting sluts. Why do they play those commercials during tv for normal people anyways they should play on porn sites or the data lounge
uwu (in a post ironic feminist way)
4chan is cancer though. I know women post there but after experiencing lolcow, the moidposting there is unbearable. I tried to explain how lolcow works to a friend of mine and she found it confusing. Idk about the US, but the concept of imageboards is probably unusual to the average female user here. Even though I was glad to stumble on fellow country posters on lolcow and on the lolcow music nights
every time i see lolcow mentions on reddit and twitter I feel repulsed
Those commercials and the erectile dysfunction commercials should be fucking banned. Also the bent carrot commercials. Why the fuck are half the commercials these days about men and their dicks? I'm tired of it.
I'm glad you're all here nonas I'm genuinely so happy lolcow and cc exist. these little corners of the internet where it's mostly based women are so rare and precious
Don't post this it makes me think of minions and then makes me go into an uncontrollable rage
Me searching “lolcow” “l0lc0w” “lolc*w” “łôłčòw” etc to sus out the newfags
>>190540>lolcow and cc>based women
girl did u lost the kirby infighting
This is my daughters favorite toy and she carries it everywhere and moids always act so fucking autistic about it and make weird jokes. Like seriously she's a baby just playing with toys stop making everything weird
gloworms are from the 1980s there's no way your daughter has one unless she's a millennial
Lumen dropped kiwifarms btw.
Those of us who knew about imageboards before Lolcow and its predecessors existed just had to manage. /cgl/ was fine before moids took over recently.
I went back to cgl after two years of not using it and was honestly flabbergasted at the state it was in. How did that even manage to happen? We're all the old mods replaced with scrotes or what?
(Unrelated) sometimes I see radfem arguments in tiktok comments and it sounds like they came from lc
Ayrt. Yes, 4chan is famous, but think about why
it's famous. You and I know it's full of every kind of moid from normie to complete cancercels. Normies know 4chan as a dark web murder group of nazis who organise mass shootings and plan out genocides of gay people. It's not a place where normie women are going to gravitate towards
instead of a cloudflare error page lolcow.farm now has no dns record
>>190554>We're all the old mods replaced with scrotes or what?
Had to have been what happened, it's literally unusable now.
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I thought this too but then I see them be like “not all radfems are TERF” and I lose all hope.
What really made me stop posting on 4chan was the harassment. You could never talk about any female oriented anime or manga without getting insulted by moids. Fujo threads always got spammed and derailed to death, fighting and pleading with the mods to have 1 fucking thread in peace was so stressful. You could never give any opinion as a girl without being told to fuck off or derailing threads, so you had to shut up and put up with moids' warped perception of women and what they like. So tiring, I'm glad I left.
This could be us but you're straight
Good choice you're not missing out on much
Why it is showing as if lolcow didn't exist?
did you mean to type this into google n0nnie
fr. i used to lurk /x/ sometimes but now its infested with /pol/ "jews run the world!" moids
I remember hearing last year on lc that /cgl/ has actual tranny jannies now which explains a lot.
Generally the coomerism is off the charts on 4chan. I remember going to /sp/ world cup threads since 2010 and while they were always fast and spammy threads they never had as much porn as they did this year. It was like every 3rd post was a porn gif, unbearable.
Damn nonni3 I'm not a mom but I don't know if I could put up with that. I think I would just insult them and tell them to shut the fuck up.
sorry but this post is lesbian troon behavior wtf
nona this isn't true anymore i'm sorry, 4chan is a curiosity for children and teenagers at this point. very few people are actually scared of it besides boomers and very clueless millenials. like 60% of users are zoomers and girls from tiktok claiming to be 19+, posting pics of themselves or people they know, and insulting eachother lol. sometimes normies think it's funny to post nonsense on /b/ when bored, but don't really go there regularly
>>190568>making picrews of your ugly moid and not your otp
I mean there is a genre of 30+ yo women who went on 4chan bc they played wow with their neckbeard husband. They look like homely normie women with jobs irl but on the inside they still have “unpopular in hs” complex.
troons can't be lesbians. a lot of lesbians like cunnilingus
this could be us but im agoraphobic
I couldn't find the image I wanted to add, but it had to be said regardless. Google us also showing ampits, barf..
This, the wokiest of woke "neurodivergent" did having zoomers with weird gender identities and neopronouns use 4chan nowadays.
It’s always the most boring literal who’s that say this lmao
fujo posting got better there (marginally). I notice there is always a very slow thread on /y/ with actual discussion of yaoi titles and people even refer to each other as "she" by default.
on /a/ there will occasionally be a BL thread with 0% stupid namecalling or derailing, just discussion of BL manga without smut (or minimal smut). and a little Ao No Flag trolling but not too much.
I say this as a very occasional lurker though. I got sick of it a long time ago but can't help but check back sometimes.
And this is why I believe in elsie supremacy. No way we’d let them go unbullied.
>>190576>4chan is a curiosity for children and teenagers at this point
do you mean american children and teenagers right? because most of my irl friends dont give a fuck to imageboards>>190582
yeah but posting nsfw lesbian porn on unrelated topics is r/actuallylesbians behavior
Honestly feels like female posters are at an all time low currently on 4chan as depressing as that is.
Only board you really consistently see femanons still is like /cm/ and /co/
What if I fell in love with my husbando when he was more than a decade older, but now I've almost caught up. Also I've always been 3 years older than him anyway cause his game is set in the future…
Do you mean the homothreads with the mugen thread pic or is it an actual BL thread? The last homothread I was in like a month ago got spammed as well. I would be very interested in an actual BL thread.
It's every fucking board now. Even the small inactive ones like /wsg/ or fucking /an/. Hence why I'm 99% sure 4chan is not even owned by proper mods or hiro anymore but feds making sure it stays unusable.
I must have been there in peak CP days because I still think admitting to lurking 4chan /b/ is tantamount to calling yourself a MAP
4chan is just cringy. Every time I go on to try and give it another chance I last maybe 30 seconds because the moidposting is so viscerally painful.
/ic/ has a cute boy thread with mostly female artists
/co/, /v/ and other video game boards, /b/, /soc/, /r9k/, nobody threads in /x/. /mu/ is well-known by some actual normie musicians, lots of tiktok egirls think they're cool for knowing about /cgl/, etc
>>190592>do you mean american children and teenagers right? because most of my irl friends dont give a fuck to imageboards
nta but I'm eastern euro, 4chan was well known in all slightly alternative/nerdy/gamer male circles as far back as 2012. It's really not that obscure, especially nowadays>>190593
/b/ has a ton of openly underage posters, I wouldn't know had I not went searching for something on the archive kek
if you use 4chan, you're a pedophile, period
I want lolcow back. It's the only tolerable website to have discussions with women from my country. I tried to get my fix from another image board and it was full of gross brain dead scrotes. Then I tried my luck with a gossip subreddit about cows from my country and it was full of teens and its too goddamn slow.
nahh this generalization discredits the fight against real pedophiles
>>190575>>190592>Lesbian shitposting is troon behavior >Comparing this work of art to porn
I used to enjoy /ic/ but now I exclusively use it to destroy male egos
yes thank you I forgot what they're called, I do mean the homothreads. I haven't lurked one for a year so I have no idea what they're like lately. they were ok in 2021 I guess lol
Trannies cannot be lesbians because they are men. Transgenderism is the most patriarchal bullshit ever, it’s incel men who are so pussy deprived that they will try to be “haha one of the girlies” just to be around women. This post will be deleted because the ugly troon mod reading this will get his dick in a knot. Kys tranny.
Literally, the first thought that came to mind when I saw the pic was how blatant the differences between lesbian art made by women are compared to males.
I remember a thread a few weeks ago about someone asking why all artists in that thread are so good and they tried so hard to avoid the obvious answer kek. Moids quite literally can't cope.
>My girlfriend and I watching videos of men being beaten to death
wish there was an lc version of this too
the way you display your pins is so cute, i really love the ship (but especially shuichi) too
I wanted to play it because I figured it’d be a cool rpg. Realized how boring it is. Fuckin Roblox used to (and probably still does) have better danganronpa knockoffs made by kids.
i really am sick of nonas thinking "woman? being inappropriate or autistic? male or tranny
". learn to clock for fuck's sake
Sucks too cause I hate kiwifarms & there’s not really anywhere else w gossip that hits the same as lc
NTA but for me it's up on mobile
How long is “planned downtime” planned for lol?
yep it's just blocked by google search, i think. still up though.
im not saying that this anon is a troon but its definitely inappropriate and coomer troon behavior
kf has been up for the past 2 months with no issues
It's tasteful spoilered lesbian art with a meme caption in a thread where lesbian media has been a topic of conversation, not that deep
the art is tasteful, we are all just shitposting. no need to pearl clutch.
dr is garbage, badly written with almost no gameplay and the characters only exist for fanservice and are extremely one-dimensional and gimmicky. the only people i've seen hype it up are edgy teenagers who think it's "mature" because it's gory
>>190642>with almost no gameplay
It's a visual novel, what did you expect?
idc posting porn in unrelated topics is coomer troon behavior even if its a lesbian one. be better
I would have gotten less feedback if I posted the danganronpa boys butt fucking each other
it's bad as a game and badly written as a visual novel, it literally has no redeeming qualities. when people bring up criticisms of the writing or one of the 829292 plotholes i've seen fans say "it's just a game don't take it too seriously!!" but there's almost no gameplay
LC-free Christmas? Maybe the gods are forcing me offline
I liked the first game, second one was okay, but DRV3 was pretty bad
Xmas is already shitty enough this year lol what a gift
This is so nasty, im at the beginning of my 20s but i never understand when girls date old men. Like they do understand they are being take advantage of right? They're not stupid minors anymore, it's sometimes hard for me to feel even empathy for girls like these. Do they just havd daddy issues, what causes some girls to put themselves through this?
I can’t believe I got covid just in time to quarantine with no lc
>cold as fuck so I can’t sleep
>still no lolcow
i hate to tinfoil but i think lolcow is gone forever sisters
Always find it’s always the most immature chicks too because anyone with a good head on their shoulders would realize how weird it is. I’m 22 & maybe I’m just biased because of my experiences but I’d much rather be with someone my own age & grow together than be with some old man whose done all of it already lol. Then again if you’re both consenting adults do whatever as long as you aren’t hurting anyone
next time somebody says they're doing IVF I'm gonna respond with "how very Elon Musk-core"
Hopefully not, unless y’all know something I don’t I figured it’s just maintenance because they’ve been updating the site to some new shit or something due to all the troons & moids spamming and fucking up the threads
This could be us, but you're straight, version 2.0, this hangs in a museum
Tbh been drunk & done that to my friend, I’m straight and it checks out
I went to the louvre in 2018 and bought this on a postcard at the giftshop
Idk how handmaidens read posts on r/MTF and don't peak. All of their posts is about them wanting boobs, wishing to be anime girls, saying how much of dumb sluts they are, coomer behavior, etc. It is an amalgam of sexist stereotypes.
Throw what around?
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They don't. Billie Eilish is dating a 31 year old moid and she thinks she's so cool for doing it. Says shit like "I got this man, ME, I did it". You should see the interview where she talks about him. As if it were difficult for a hot 20 year old millionair to date a fucking 31 year old moid. She thinks he is amazing and looks up to him so much. It's so sad, he is so ugly and it makes me so mad.
I would agree with you all if evan peters wasn't 35.
Should I make a toastie?
Okay Evan Peters doesn’t count I’d make him my daddy any day & I hate that word w a passion ahaha
you should make me
a toastie (please)
i feel like it's one of those things everyone knows, but no one talks about out of discomfort
I mean I’d just shoot that out of pure fear if I was alone in the woods
you're retarded, admin literally announced that she planned to migrate servers
samefag: the post i am replying to was one that stated billie eyelash fucks her brother.
My theory is that straight women are more comfortable in doing mild gay shit, exactly because of being straight. Unlikely to be a serious gesture with a lot of consequences.
It's true, the "no homo" straight girls are much more likely to be lesbian than the "OMG boobs girls are so hot" makes out with their friend type straight girls
Was it announced on lc or somewhere else? I was out for a couple days so if it was on there I missed it
dont like boobs = lesbian
like boobs = lesbian
literally coomer brain
like cunnilingus = lesbian
don't like vaginas = lesbian
Something is up on the lolcow.farm site. can't post acceptable screenshots cause I'm on mobile. it's…not looking good?
samefag, I'm sorry I should have taken screenshots because I was somehow able to get into what looks like a front page stand in but can't anymore. sorry anons
The point is that straight women don't actually like boobs and thus can joke about it easily, while lesbians are hesitant because it's actually true
hmmm yeah it is giving a different error this time
They had a small banner at the top of the site that said “planned maintenance” with a date for at least a week, if not two. I didn’t look to see if it was announced in meta.
It said a week? All I saw was "planned maintenance on the 19th" but I don't remember the date.
ladies i was just out to drinks with my bf and some of his colleagues. i have a no irl friends and felt so awkward the whole time. the conversation took a turn to livestock and it took all of my strength to not bring up the interesting facts id learned earlier today while reading the wikipedia article for mr hands.
the autism is terminal.
No, I mean the banner was up for the last week, at least. Not that maintenance would take a week lol
Yes, straight women will flirt really hard with me, confusing the fuck out of me. Like, going really far. Then with actual other lesbians, could be going out on a date and there's hardly any flirting, just a lot of nervousness and apologetic confessions via DM after the fact. Or being expected to assume interest from just a couple glances.
i will never understand anons who have a bf but no friends like friends are much easier to have
Its not that complicated. There are ppl that when they find a bf/gf have 0 interest in other ppl like old friends etc. So idk of its soooo misteriussss
i'm one of the most insufferable people i know and yet i know 1 or 2 girls i might text every now and then. for you to be sociable enough to have a bf it's weird that you're not sociable enough to have friends.
There's a term for yumejoshi, fujoshi and himejoshi. What are you called if you like m/f ships?
I tried to join a female only gaming discord and they ignored me when I sent verification so I left now I'm paranoid they are going to use my info for something even though I blocked stuff out. Dumb lonely me
>>190249>Stop being autistic>Sonic gif
Like the anon above me said, it's lack of interest. We're not close so I kinda don't care much
they have a kpop thread, let's revive CC
I can't believe you all think lolcow is gonna come back after that.
Talking about Sonic, I hope the Sonic induced autism nona is reading this thread, love her
I dont feel like scrolling thru all the kirby yume drama, but I used to have a crush on claycia back when the game cane out & my main motivation to learn how to draw was for making NSFW art of her kek
Im pretty sure I still got a pic of me giving a pic of her a cake I made for valentines day somewhere…
damn, you are unhinged (complimentary)
For a second I thought lc was back but I just hadn't refreshed the page yet so I can keep on reading the tranny thread. Yay.
kekkk hunters finally being useful
i met him online and moved to his country. i work from home so i dont meet people irl and never really tried because i think im autistic
intp is the only femcel/incel enough to use imageboards
a pround INFP (shinji ikari style)
adhd, i can't get through the questions
UK girlies are the royal mail strikes done yet? I ordered some Terry's chocolate oranges to try them for the first time and I'm dying for them to get here. Should have ordered through some german shop instead of Amazon.
>>190731>met him online>moved to his country alone>work from home>no friends
nta but damn so many redflags
i hope you never break up or you will be left all alone>>190740
he has plenty of friends but theyre not MY friends.
why the fuck would you move to another country for a moid that encourages you sit in the house all day? way to ruin your whole life
ISTJ-T, tell me if that means I'm autistic
i had the work from home job before i moved here.
Let me guess, is it an age gap too??
yeah and that makes your situation worse, do you usually frequent lc's relationship threads? how can you use a radfem imageboard and not realize that working from home, alone without friends in a foreign country because of a moid is not a smart move?
I'm the same but we both moved to a new country. He made friends but I'm retarded so I can't. I actually don't really want normie friends.
But for me this is better, because here I could leave him whenever I wanted and any job would pay me enough to support myself. Back in my 3rd world home country that would have been impossible. If we lived there and got married, I would be 100% depended on him. I love the 1st world.
if you took the mbti test in 16p then its not real mbti, try sakirnova + read the functions
there's a royal mail strike? what the fuck
all of it is fake garbage, every "new and improved" personality type system always ends up just as bad as the last
blast from the pas…
I used to love the Magolor/Marx ship when I was young. It was more of a platonic/best friend OTP though (I'm so sorry but the smut made me laugh out loud), and I still think they're cute. The good old days of 2012 Tumblr…
its not the same because you both moved to a new country but do yall dont have a family? i would never let my daughter move alone with a stranger moid like this. its so risky
we lived together abroad for 3 years before i moved to his country. i thought i would make new friends but somehow wasnt able to put myself out there enough to meet local women
where are you having them shipped to? There have been some delays but people are still getting their parcels. Something I ordered that was meant to be delivered earlier this month is arriving today (apparently).
i literally just did that so I could answer 's question. I'm not doing anything else, fuck the types