Lolcow Bunker #5 Anonymous 212411
Both lolcow and farmcow are down for now. Shaymin is instating new admins and farmhands.
Do not engage with nonn1es saying provocative shit to start infights. Report and ignore.
Last downtime's bunkers >>>/b/206139
Update on the quest for new admins >>>/b/209975
Is it too late to become a shayfag? There are too many threads for her..and they're all gone
>>212412>Is it too late to become a crackwhore?
Why would you want such a thing?
I'm deathly afraid it might be time to…. get a life
If you could purge 3 lc threads from any boards from the internet forever which ones would you kill?
I worked out and studied today. It was horrible.
I hate how LC is down because I need to vent right now
>reward system changes so that you can earn double the points
>but they also changed it so that the redemption for an item is 6 times more points than in the previous program
Wow! It's fucking nothing. Do these companies think they're fooling anyone? For the record I'm talking about Tim Hortons (a Canadian chain coffee shop) but it seems like even Starbucks is doing this shit.
>>212422>unpopular opinions >celebricows >fetishes you're ashamed of
I generally don't care what other anons post about as long as it is kept in the right thread but >>212426
is right. Celebricows can go.
Dog hate thread
Women shilled as attractive that you find ugly
>>212422>pro ana scumbags>not purge but revamp a few threads like the fujo cringe one and the tif one so there's less pearl clutching>any thread known for housing homophobechans
Why do you care if anons hate gay moids? A moid is a moid.
wait are you really Shayna's shane? When I search the email his actual details come up
Fuck I forgot about pro Ana scumbags. That one goes too. I thought that one anorexic woman that got into bodybuilding was kind of interesting but otherwise the thread is only appealing to bonerattlers
I think it's so funny how lolcow's vent threads were where a lot of known lolcow users had their start. It's like the vent threads are supposed to be for venting about whatever one wants, instead it's a "vent at your own risk" kind of thing. So many anons in there wanting to pick fights.
n0nnas drop the grossest food(s) you enjoy. i like that spray cheese in a can stuff but i refuse to purchase it as an adult and haven't had it since i was like 12. but god do i want to…. it is my greatest shame
Little Debbie's Nutter Butters.
Not a current food I enjoy but when I was a child my favorite food was sandwiches with lunchmeat and jelly on them
I like to thinly slice spam and fry it til its super crispy. I also have a weakness for Chef Boyardee ravioli and Maruchan Instant Lunch.
>>212433>Women shilled as attractive that you find ugly
Changing my vote from just the tinfoil thread to include this one as well, it's a total freakshow, so bad I blocked it from my memory.
Shane can you talk to us? You might as well spill the tea on Shayna, she's slandering you on her twitter kek.
tinfoil thread (literally all infighting), gyaru thread (all infighting but twitterfag edition), celebricows (i simply don't care)
one time i got stoned and ate some of that spray canned cheese but i didn't notice it was for dogs. the next day, I saw the picture of the dog on the can. I'm such an idiot, lol.
my sibling would inhale those spray cheeses in the same manner one would huff to get high. what compells those to the spray cheese?
anyway mine is very spicy instant ramen only i put mayo in it cause im a baby and then i put seaweed and garlic and ocassionally egg or rice
it looks like a fucking mess by the end
Does anyone have the sanic totem image saved
it's just some shayster who knows his email, you all belong in an inshaynasylum
it was deleted within 5 seconds
what did the post say? it's already deleted.
yeah thats why i thought it was him
y'know as a savory+sweet enjoyer i kinda respect this. sounds disgusting but you kinda had the right idea
celebricows, tim thread, tif thread
I actually like the troon threads but I feel like it attracts moids and troons (male). Celebricows can burn tho idc.
said "will lolcow be deleted", but it was probably just a shayfag.
it said this, it IS his email I believe but like a said it could be anyone, it's funny though and they did delete it right away>>212466
I am having amazing dreams tonight and tomorrow I will wake up thinner. Amen and good night all
No fucking way, it’s someone just using the email to troll
because namefagging is not allowed here
if you're woman who likes feminine-looking drawn characters, you will be needlessly oppressed online
Would literally be on life support without my tim thread
Yep, schizo pedo tranny time I guess. Nonas, get ready to report.
respectfully disagree about the troon threads. they're worth having for sure because there are so few anon places like that where you can blow off steam and have a kek. the problem with them is any homophobia or picrel
did they buy the email address? Because it's not free on the site (As in the email isn't free to see I believe, could be wrong)
honestly unsure, i think it's just kinda fun to spray on stuff. also samyang buldak ramen with kewpie mayo in it is really good, but i am also a baby when it comes to spice
Same tbh I used to have a crush on him and Max when I was little
The people who sperg about trannies grooming children are right though, because it actually happens.
I THOUGHT I INVENTED EATING RAMEN WITH KEWPIE MAYO IN IT
I wouldn’t be surprised. Everyone in Shayna’s orbit ends up getting doxxed especially creepy sexually violent man like Shane
How? Japanese people out mayo in everything
kek i actually tried it cuz i saw a video of someone making it that way on instagram
It's not really gross but weird and I'd eat it as a vegan a lot. Ramen noodles mixed with peanut butter. I want to make it again
i don't know what japanese people eat i just grab random items from the korean grocery by by house and put them together
nevermind on the site you can hover over the censored email and get the name on the bottom of the site, there's another email of his (alledgely as well). I still think it may be him, putting that shit in the email section, seeing the site is down and asking if it could be taken down, because he was 100% lurking SHayna's thread. I posted that he was still following some people Shayna knew and like 4 mintues later he deleted his account. Despite not deleting it right after the break up
Not sure if it counts but some people think it's disgusting. I eat butter and coconut oil off the spoon, I like drinking different oils and eating animal fat with no meat like fat back. I also eat cans of coconut cream and pots of double cream with nothing else.
>>212489>also samyang buldak ramen with kewpie mayo in it is really good
yeah see this is what i was aiming for but my grocery store lacks this mayo so i have to use the American Mayo>>212498
meat or vegetable flavor? i feel like vegetable ramen would be good with tahini instead
there's no way that moid could have found his way to cc at all, let alone the 78th bunker. whoever is trolling is very funny and accurate though
Mayo and ramen is pretty common
Does the totem work on here too?
the tim threads peaked me so i'm biased but i think it's nice that those threads exist and there's a place to catalog troon degeneracy and rant about the problems they cause. they do attract maleposters however that's a problem with the lack of moderation on /snow/ not the threads themselves
i'd just use the noodles, not flavoring
>>212481>be me>dunk on trannies in TIM hate thread>laugh at redditors in reddit hate thread>also use reddit to search for trannies jerking off (only the 0.001% who look good and have nice dicks)
We are all getting cute bfs this year
my dad needs to eat his fucking words then because he made fun of me when i invented it
just a weird pasta at that point
oh you're about to get a monumental whooping in here
i need my lolcor back i'm drunk and i need to post in the husbando thread, it's my ritual
Gross but also I do the same thing except with TIFs (the feminine ones obsessed with being "gay men" are my favorite) so I can't judge too hard
Am I a sellout if I get Latisse and lip filler?
someone said his name in one of the bunker threads im sure, I want to believe! It probably was a troll, but his name was said in passing on here
ok who is this. jerma? joey graceffa? am i supposed to know?
they can be super hot facially. i like pussy but the combo of male features and a vagina is gross to me. female features + dick is nice though.
I miss the Jill thread
Thread pic is so cute! I didn’t know there were cow Sylvanian Families.
Kek you and I are like bi opposites or something. Love the pussy+manly combo, think feminine+dick is disgusting
don't pretend you're so perfect!!! i know you like some gross shit too!
can i whine about trannies here
why must they shove their gendershit into everything. cool matriarchal society in a book but this tranny is like "ummm what about trans men? how do they fit into this?" how about you fuck off
Shaynas pedophile ex (has kids and a wife) who is a military ex and likes beating up women who acts like kids.
>>212511>>also use reddit to search for trannies jerking off (only the 0.001% who look good and have nice dicks)
no nonners please think of your arteries
I wish I had told my troon (MtF) ex how disgusting he was for supporting sex work and how it's sooo empowering. All males really are the same. Even when they're appropriating womanhood and proclaiming themselves as feminist they still have that male brain.
Finally some quality bait lmao. A blessing on your house anon.
Are you the same autismo who constantly complains about "retarded" children and girls getting groomed by trannies? You're weird and gross don't ever forget it
kek I just realized that it's not immediately apparent that this is Buster Keaton. Anyways I'll stop.
They will never be able to escape their male socialization
I randomly added someone off of snapchat, turns out it was one of my coworkers I had a little crush on from a previous job (I didn't know his last name, kind of a weird coincidence) and he hit me up and said he'd be into hanging out… damn nonas… idk…
Was lolcur responsible for anyone else's peaking? I peaked once before (pre-2017) but had a period after where I almost trooned partly out of self hated over being SSA. After I lost a bunch of they/them friends and mentally spiralled I started lurking on lc more and peaked for the second time about 10 times harder
It was nuked right??>>212558
Yeah i joined in 2018 as a handmaiden, only browsing certain threads. then I read the mtf ones out of curiosity, and it took me a few years to fully peak
I didn't even peak, I always knew them trannies were bad news LC only confirmed my suspicions
This bitch is 48. Imagine being 48 and still being a tiny white cat that likes apples. Grow up bitch, that bow won't hide those wrinkles and nasolabial folds.
it started when i met a one in a million super hot tranny online, I thought it was a girl but after he told me he was a tranny he found it funny that I was so curious about it, so we started sexting and i'd watch him jerk off on cam. he had a pretty face, huge dick and was really bossy and acted kinda like a big sister but also like a big brother who would make fun of you and tease you
I said what i said (still hate trannies)
God I miss LC. I just want to read about cows not be forced to interact with the brain-damaged speds from /ot/ and the obsession threads.It's my space to get away from troon shit, not fucking bathe in it.
I want to peg him without lube and force tied up William to watch
Firstly if you knew anything about her, you'd know she's a human girl and not a cat. So all your judgments of her are fucking pointless. Secondly, she doesn't like apples, she is measured in apples (5 apples tall, weighs 3 apples). And what fucking folds? You talk like a moid
does anyone else feel weird about those websites that can prescribe and send you antidepressants and adhd meds without actually speaking to a psychiatrist. im not even totally anti-medication but it seems strange and unsafe to me and i see ads for them on youtube sometimes. just feels like a bad idea
Don't respond to the pedo tranny. He is spamming again, disgusting creature.
lolcow needs come back asap so de/g/enerates can slither back to their containment area
>>212572>5 apples tall, weighs 3 apples
Wtf, unrealistic standard.
KEK you have no idea what you talk about. Her favorite food is apples, especially her mom's apple pie. And that's not a human girl..that's a human WOMAN. A 48 year old one that pretends to be a kitty.
fuck off she's only in like second grade or something
Yes nona. Birth control prescription websites too. I get it’s a pain to go into the gynecologist but it’s really important that they see you annually to make sure your reproductive system isn’t fucked
She literally did nothing to hurt you i dont even know why you're fucking talking shit about her on here
My tranny friend was the same. He tried to teach me how to be a good feminist after insulting me for being opposed to abortion (I was like 19 and just repeating what my parents told me, gimme a break) all while he was very open about watching incest porn and sending me links even though I told him to stop that shit.
Men are so retarded and disgusting, all of them, this asshole wasn't even attracted to women! Just thinking about male feminists make me so angry, and now they're protected as soon as they put up a skirt, you can't even make fun of these fuckers anymore>>212558
Yes. The man hating and gc threads did it for me. Then I stayed for the mtf threads because it is the only place you could talk shit about men being men without someone banning you on the spot.
Anon, that's just an excerpt from Harry's book.
please fhucikng kill yourslef and nevercome back….
n0nnas what game should i download from cdromance tonight ….
It's not even the male male socialization, it's their chromosomes. They are innately male and always will be.
Samefag, also her whole family pretends to be cats. Family full of furry degenerates, I tell you.
All of your friends and family and pets hate u btw
THEY ARE REPRESENTED AS KITTENS BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL PURE AND HOLY AND WITHOUT SIN, MUCH LIKE A BABY CAT.
Can you point me to evidence where they claim to be cats? Their last name is Kitty, that's it. Do you believe everyone with the last name Baker is a baker? Retard
Um, these aren't cats? Are you retarded? These are literally humans. Where are you getting cats from?
Sanrio has stated that Hello Kitty is not a cat, but that she is a girl. They all look like cats..Put the pieces together.
Exactly, they're not cats. They want to be though.
Btw, here's her boyfriend. They look pretty similar don't they? But I'll leave it at that.
I do this too, but with a tiny bit of soy sauce.
He's literally just your average white bongoloid male… stop trying to slander Ms. Kitty with these incest implications.
It's not incest accusations, however I do suspect that HK has been pretending to be her own boyfriend.
On the topic of Hello Kitty, does Sanrio really expect me to believe that Kuromi is a rabbit? She's a demon. She's a devil. Look at her tail. Yeah, sure, "rabbit".
This is her first relationship please shut up we have no evidence that she doesn't date outside of her race
You don't wear hats on your ass, anon.
I do believe that without her hat her ears would probably be like Melody's.
I need sanrio to wipe this photo from the internet like elon musk tries doing with old photos of him
Me. I was 16. I was A HUGE handmaiden, I would literally cape for them and argue with people about them. I would argue with my exes about it too, and while I never said shit about terfs, I always said trans lives matter and whatever. I had two trans friends but they were outed to be psychopaths or pedos.
I peaked at 17/18 after having a fall out with my old cosplay group and when it was a FtM who tried cancelling me for being anti porn and saying that porn affected women and had a high case of sex trafficking. I asked her her thoughts on the fact that pornhub and multiple sites has desensitized men and allowed child p*rn, and she said "everywhere has something bad in it", etc.
After that, and after seeing men get away with pedophilia and rape while pretending to be women and getting called women, something snapped in me. I used to be heavy on r9k and I thought the troons were nice men who didnt want to rape women or werent pedophiles, but they were.
I have a tim cousin who started my peaking and the farm really finished the job.
Samefag I just realized how scary this looks at first with all the spam going on and I apologize
I peaked after having a nuclear ritalin meltdown in which I had to be hospitalized for suicidal ideation. After that, I was sent to outpatient therapy. It was too far away so they sent me a laptop to use for zoom and other activities. While I was doing my allotted "enjoyables" time, instead of progressing in a video game, I was browsing lolcow and started reading the FTM and MTF threads from the very beginning. It felt wrong because I had been steadfast in ignoring those threads for like 4 or 5 years and then I finally caved and peaked instantly.
TL;DR ritalin helped me peak, in a way. But yes, it was definitely because of lolcow.
Bargain Bin Pokémon lookin ass
leftcows (it attracts too many twitter users and right wingers)
I experienced too many emotions over the course of these 3 posts
cottage cheese rolled in bologna
fried suet sandwich
cream corn and cut up hot dog casserole with butter and maple syrup
I do this but i call it "sesame noodles"
This Mars Argo fan blog I follow just announced he started an onlyfans? Okay?
He’s cuter than most Pokémon to me, at least in plush form and cinnamoroll isn’t even in my top 5 Sanrios.
Most Pokémon plushies are pikachu or eevee, and pikachu is ugly.
got a stupid question:
is there a way to retrieve the temp email address i used for signing up on an app? if i go to the site i got the temp email from it'll just give me another new email
s, with everything that has been going on lately, do you think about graduating lolcow? I have tried to in the past but LC is one of the last places online where I actually feel comfortable.
no updates on shaymin's discord addressing the issue as of now. guess we'll have to wait and see.
I just want to laugh at Shaymu with my dear n0nitas uwu. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a vegetable featured in her food pics (though it’s cancelled out by all that cream and processed meat, fucking disgusting)
Did she post this tonight? I’m at least happy she’s actually cooking as opposed to wasting money on food delivery
pro ana scumbags is just anorexic girls fighting each other, literally will post about women they were hospitalized with and not see the irony
Samefag, just realized it’s a hello fresh meal ffs. It’s a step in the right direction but services like that are such a waste of money
I hate that every scrote on tinder does music now. Then you have to pretend to like their trash music.
By drinking empty calories. lolcow fukin pwnd
Yeah I posted the pic as soon as I capped it so it’s tonight. I zoomed in to see what the recipe was and saw that it was Hello Fresh too, what even is that? Is it like weight watchers or some shit or is it just for people who are timepoor or lazy and/or too retarded to find a recipe and get the ingredients from the shops. It’s not like Fat Shat has a job that prevents her from being to go to the grocer or the market like normal people do, she’s so fat and lazy it’s ridiculous
That chicken looks rancid. I thought it was some sort of fucked up salmon.
I’m vegan but if I wasn’t I wouldn’t touch it, I can feel my arteries hardening just from looking at all the grease
Is the chicken supposed to be pink? I don't think the chicken is supposed to look pink…
it's a meal kit service. they send you exact portions of ingredients needed for a dish and you cook it yourself.
it's for people who don't know how to cook and never learned and have too much money (it's cheaper than takeout but far more expensive than knowing how to grocery shop for yourself).
It’s supposed to be wrapped in prosciutto but I’m guessing it’s toxic preservative-riddled ham not actual prosciutto DOP
and you know the pig ate every bite and then a “snack” and a bottle of wine
I don’t count calories but isn’t that like a whole days worth for an adult woman?
>>212666>1120 calories for one meal
Is doing OMAD?
Shayna is not doing and never has done OMAD.
ntayr but I looked this up and>Most women need 1,600–2,400 daily calories to maintain their weight
Her retardation knows no bounds, imagine being 25 and not knowing how to shop and cook. I get that not everyone loves cooking (though I personally do, it’s both creative and therapeutic) but she can’t even do the bare minimum for herself like go to the grocer and get some veggies, a packet of pasta and a piece of chicken, how embarrassment
Kek have you seen Shayna? You’d know the answer to that question.
Idg why normies hate trauma dumping so much, I personally like it and think it’s funny. I love when people trauma dump and tell me all their secrets.
I don’t use tiktok but what has that got to do with it?
I hope my friends don’t game tonight I’m so tired but I already flaked out yesterday so I don’t wanna do it again
Fat Shat doesn't need to maintain.
The only time I'd be open to hearing someone's sob story irl in one go is if I've known them for a while, or if we were doing drugs together.
Maybe I do but I feel closer to people when they trauma dump
i want lolcow back to come back. i need to signal the other oneychans in the husbando thread
I don’t know if it’s trauma dumping per se but for some reason people love telling me things, apparently I’m good at getting people to “open up”. I think it’s just that I’m a good listener, I dunno. Either way, it doesn’t bother me at all, sometimes people just need someone to listen
I don’t mind people trauma dumping as long as there’s no expectation behind it, but half the people who do it seem like they expect whoever they’re dumping the trauma on to do something about it. like sorry i can’t really do anything about your crazy narcissistic mom but it does make an interesting story
going shayzy over here without my lolcor
please i need to post bait in the unconventional attractions thread
i dont want to feel closer to you we just met. rude and needy.
nta but i thought by "it's a girl" he meant "it's a she, a female character who doesn't belong to any known species", not a literal human
I just got home after experiencing my first car accident. i'm still really shaky and I'm tear up at random times. I'm honestly kinda terrified to drive to work again tomorrow morning. at least I was 100% not at fault but my mind doesn't care about that. I was going 60 on a green light and someone fender bendered me on the driver's side. I seriously could have died… This trauma is going to haunt me
Did a new thread get made before it went offline? I was gonna make one with Peter Lorre.
>>212583>that's a human WOMAN. A 48 year old one that pretends to be a kitty.
She just like me fr
everybody hold the phone, just had a thought: butch mermaids. think about it. very sexy. alright that's all for now.
Jannies here are so good at their job. Even with Snail being AFK they still managed to pull through.
was just thinking this. thank you cc jannies
Honestly can we have a shay bunker thread lmfaoo
I know you shayfags are going through horrible withdrawal tremors and fever but you can't subject the populace of cc to your retardation (lovingly)
Are we allowed a bunker Shaynatorium here
please do not you guys are going to make miners hate us just for a boring ewhore
I am still having dreams about someone I haven’t talked to in like 4-5 years. I am over them and that experience, or so I thought. Like I have literally made it my mission to focus on myself, and giving myself what they couldn’t. But I’m still having random dreams? Any witchy nonas willing to give me spiritual advice?
I like it when he does this
I’m sorry nona. Cars can be incredibly scary. the silver lining is that no one did die. I’m sending you hugs. Do you have someone to spend the night with you or a support system to talk to? If not I’d recommend reaching out to someone.
Does anyone here play Toontown Rewritten and is it worth it to download kek I am so bored
At first I thought you meant /x/ on 4chan kek
Ladies tonight I drank nearly an entire bottle of wine that was like 3 feet tall. novelty chirstmas present. Help
kek the other day I was asking my friends if they've seen anyone actually buy Hello Fresh. The only people I've heard of using it are just youtubers/influencers being paid to sponsor them, never heard of anyone actually buying it themself. But I guess Shayna is someone who does
honestly how dare you? pikachu is adorable, take it back
The only actual people I know who’ve used it are my coworker’s teenage daughters because their mom sees it as an opportunity for them to learn to cook when she doesn’t have time to teach them. No adult that I know would buy it for themselves
don't take a bath and when you go to bed, sleep on your side
Alright jokes are over WHERE IS LOLCOW IS IT COMING BACK HELP. The thread is comfy and all but I need more, sorry nonnitas.
pro ana scumbags for sure. one of the only threads where you can go and see people being like 'yeah i was on the same psych ward as this cow'. plus the noise of the bone rattling in that thread is deafening
I absolutely love valentine’s day and I really love being in a relationship with someone who’s as affectionate as I am
Thank u for the advice nona. I’ll be okay I drank it relatively slowly throughout the evening and drank tons of water between glasses. And I shared it with a friend. I’ll be okay besides embarrassing myself in the lolcor bunker thread. Mwah
Ramen with a shitload of blue cheese, anything with an ungodly amount of coriander, snails
i like peeping in to see eugenia cooney updates without having to actually search her on the internet, which feels like a step too far. but the anons in that thread are indeed insufferable
I had the same thing happening and it didn't go away until I started talking to that person. I would literally wake up in cold sweat, have shivers and other stuff until I talked to him. It completely went away when we started dating.
Snails??? Blue cheese?? Are you feeling ok
i need more info . does she have the typical seashell bra or something more like a seaweed wrap
I get a weird feeling that it’s not actually audience members who post there and it’s just mass self posting containment thread
i don't make this accusation lightly but i think she could be french. hope i'm wrong though.
I accidentally worked 12 hours today like a retard
Ugh I have the same thing. I have dreams about an ex friend from 5+ years ago and a boyfriend I dated for 2 years. They are nearly constant, but are exacerbated by anniversaries of traumatic events and bouts of depression. It’s super frustrating because logically, I know these relationships were unhealthy. But I think my subconscious desperately misses them.
Are you a lonely person? Part of me thinks it’s because I haven’t made any meaningful platonic friendships after the loss of this person as a friend. I don’t know for sure, but part of me thinks if I kept myself more busy and put more effort into making friends I would stop dwelling on them so much.
>>212757>seaweed sarashi wrap
oh, no– better. classic mermaid designs didn't used to have bras and I'm going back to tradition
I’m just European (not French tho) kekk
I wish I was sexy enough to get away with being boring. I have no talents, interests or personality because all that got beaten out of me as a child and no parts of my personality are left besides being depressed. Since I’m average looking I actually have to be interesting to have people like me.
nta but personally I don't think a butch mermaid would wear a seashell bra, or any bra really
i'm the anon and YOU get it!!!!!!!!! yes!!! YES!!!
I have the same issue. I still dream about my ex gf who I have been in no contact with for longer than we were together, and a group of friends from hs I miss
there is something wrong with you people
Stop. No one wants to see that
Wtf is with these posts. Is this Blaine trying a new angle or something.
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now I get what I want
Since you been gone
Why was my ”wtf” reply to the shayna pic deleted lol
I stopped saging on non cow boards on lc because of cc. It’s freeing
Lies, it still has the crackhead in it.
i'm mentally horny but not physically horny. what's going on?
I know some Nonas hate it but I love being in this thread more than I like being on lolcor tbh. Nonas from all walks of life congregating in one thread to shitpost and vent about their day. It just feels so nice and casual. Love you guys
someone may have hexed your pussy
n0nnies i’m dreaming of the shaynatorium. after all we’ve been through these past few weeks, having been abandoned by our beloved lolcor, camp morale is down. we need shayna selfies and memes now more than ever. we NEED THIS
Yes same. It’s so chaotically wholesome here I love it. It feels like a sleepover or something
does anyone else have unflattering pictures of Shayna that they find funny in their photo album on their phone and have had other people see it. Most embarrassing moment was when my boyfriend saw the unflattering pictures I had screenshotted from one of Shayna’s live shows just in case I wanted to post them to lolcor. He asked me why I had weird candid pornographic photos of some random overweight woman
anon has never had a sleepover and is so chronically online that the mere mention of it triggers an anti tranny reflex as that is the only context she has heard the word in… anon…
Absolutely. Anon has never had the experience of being awake at 2 am at a sleepover and laughing with your friends at the most random shit
I have this too with my ex bf who groomed/raped me from a young age. I don't know his whereabouts, or what he's doing with his life. Whenever I dream about him though we're going on cute dates and having a great time together, it's bizarre. I don't even have any anger or resentment for him, I just don't think about him at all when I'm awake. I also dream about a girl I dated in highschool who I fell out with years ago, she wasn't a great person at all but same sort of thing, we have a great romantic time in my dreams.
I posted about this on a vent thread a while back but she ended up seeing a friend of mine a couple months ago and told me I deserved every last bit of what my ex bf did to me, fully knowing she fucked him and he took pictures of it and sent them to me. They're both pretty horrible people and it's been so long that I feel like I have made peace with it all, so it's both interesting and strange to me that I still dream about both of them, and in this way.
one time at a sleepover one of my friends held a guitar and i slapped at it with a back scratcher and my other friend laughed so hard she threw up the 2 full sleeves of oreos she ate earlier
this is why we need a shaytorium
I agree but of respect to the cc natives we should not build it anywhere here though. It really does need to exist, so where could we actually have it?
4chan’s /x/ kek
In all seriousness I’m not sure. Shitting crystal cafe up is not an option, but I think it would need to be an anonymous website where you don’t need to sign up.
please explain to me what this actually means what is a shaynatorium
were you the cool girls at school
Make ever larger breast implants your personality.> that’s a rodiculous idea
Yes but it has worked for many women.
the shaynatorium would basically be a thread dedicated to sharing and archiving shayna memes
Does anyone have the “I may not show it but the Shayna thread really do be giving me brain damage” meme. I need it
Nvm kek I found it on google images
speaking of Eugenia, what happened to Ashley? I stopped following her insta because I just felt really bad.
I know you're bullshitting but I wouldn't even be surprised if that were true. Harry's obsession with his mother would make Freud roll in his grave at maximum velocity. If William were a woman he would have had to deal with degenerate little brother lusting for him because of how much he looked like Diana when he was younger.
You should have quite while you're ahead. >>212789
told you what the problem was and now you're doubling down. Took the vibe from wholesome to depressing real quick.
lol, one time my cousin accidentally farted at a sleepover and i laughed so hard that i threw up pizza on my bed. i always thought it was crazy that i puked from laughing, but i guess it's not that uncommon.
That literally happened to me with my bf only he didn't say anything he just handed me the phone and looked grossed out kek.
Is kf not working for anyone else?
Lmfao nona. I’m glad I’m not alone
It’s ok. I’m the sleepover anon and I accept your apology. I just tried to use an analogy for what this thread feels like, didn’t mean to sound troonish
i am one again asking to make contact with other socially awkward/shut-in n0nas.
i wont give up yet.
I like joking about my druggie mom sometimes but it makes people uncomfortable and they're like "I'm so sorry.." I'm like it's ok it's just jokes.. I consider it normalize your parents divorce level of trauma (mild)
Nona I’m a shut in how tf do I contact you
Calling herself a degenerate feels like a nod to lolcow
i keep having dreams about people from elementary school and my dead grandparents if that counts
I hope lolcow comes back up soon so I don't have to keep reading the posts of these weird shaynafags.
I had a friend and we used to drink at the bar and swap bad stories, but the friendship fell apart. I did the same thing with another friend and we remained friends for the last 15 years so I don't know how it works exactly.
SAME. that plus those pussy edits are giving me the creeps
>>212828>When you tell him to bring the diapers but he brought the XL Depends and not the S ABDLDreams
i would rather see our queen’s face than sperg about ugly moids or trannies
Don’t rope the rest of us shaynons in with the pussy edit creep. I like the shaynon thread because I can observe her without sifting through 1,000,000 pictures of her holes. Her threads are gratuitous enough but trying to sift through her social media myself is impossible
Does anyone have the pic of her at that weird spanking school ball with the huge bun on top of head and puffy pink dress
How old are you?
Are you a MILF-chan?
life's like a box of farmers
The mondo bun? Pls don’t I will laugh too hard
>>212840>calling nonas milf-Chan
get out (leave!)
are all of you trolling or do this many grown adults care about a chubby girl in oklahoma??? stop being neets and give me retarded shitpost and cat love back for bedtime please
i just want to talk to others, i guess. i havent had a friend since my ex best friend 6 years ago. would just be nice to talk to others.>>212832
yeah wanting to talk to other people with probably/maybe the same issued makes
me a scrote, get a grip schizo-chan.>>212820
i dont know maybe we can figure something out, im willing to prove im not a scrote so no one is creeped out..
lolcor was built off of making women who were debatably more tolerable than even Shayna. I don’t understand the /ot/ gatekeepers. Lolcor has always been mean.
she's graduated to king now though hasn't she? kek
She’s arguably way more presentable than Shayna. Queen
idk i was around for audrey kitching, raquel reed, zui whatever, hannah beth & they were infinitely funnier than making fun of an overweight depressed woman who is doing sex work >>212848
It's not about being mean or not. Yeah lolcow has always been mean. It's the way you weirdly obsess over her in ways that would otherwise be consider socially retarded. Like the anon talking about having nudes of her in a folder just to laugh at, that she let's other people see. Shit like that. It's super autistic.
She’s not even from Oklahoma kek. She’s a Massachusetts rich girl who had every opportunity to turn her life around
Good thing Shayna is in Washington and obese so we can still talk about her
it's just really low hanging fruit. be more creative>>212855
nothing like pixyteri, she is beautiful
What are your favorite photos of our Queen?
is kiwifarms also down for anyone else?
this pic reminded me of my favorite thing about shayna: while she seems to be almost completely lacking an inner life and is mostly a shallow and reactive creature once every 2-3 years she gets a new philosophical deep thought that she wrestles with intermittently until she finally “solves” it. it’s kind of a two steps forward one step back kinda thing bc she always forgets her breakthroughs. it is so fucking funny to me. anyway the first 2-3 years were: can one be a baby but ALSO a bimbo? (yes). question #2: can a baby bimbo be a DOMME?!?! (ongoing, nazi hat, some limited breakthroughs). Anyway my point is we are absolutely due for another one. any day now.
Well yeah, she has over 120 threads on lc
Shaynus is entertaining because she’s trashy and embarrassing, not hot at all like the women you mentioned. My primary reason for disliking her is that she makes content devoted to rape and pedophilia “kinks”, making her misery all the more satisfying.
If you find Shayna less memeable than pixiteri or any other old cow, that’s not my fault. She’s just as entertaining minus the autism that makes me feel sad for pixiteri
CC mods after I got drunk and posted things in /x/
No, it's Katherine McMahon. She's a failed burlesque queen.
It's shayna 3 years and 60 lbs ago
No it’s Kathy/parkavenueprincess
She’s like Shayna if she was more delusional about her social status
the woman in the background of this picture really makes it
Samefag, one of my favorite things about Kathy is how she stubbornly REFUSES to get bangs and cover up her megamind forehead because her mom has bangs and she hates her mom.
Imagine you're him and your legs are shorter than your head, every breath you take is a snort and you had to be C-sectioned out of your mom because your big ass head would literally kill her if you came out during a vaginal birth.
How would you kys?
I would jump into a pool and sink and then wait for the black peacefulness of death to consume me. I may struggle for breath while I drown, but I've struggled for breath my whole life with my short gross snout.
Yeah I personally prefer Kathy. Some of her tweets are so ludicrous. Her entire existence feels like a LARP. I don't know if she's genuinely delusional or if she has to keep up the pretense that any of what she says is true for the sake of "image".
>>212876>she makes content devoted to rape and pedophilia “kinks”
I hate her for the same reason. When you see the shit she posts that is borderline glorifying domestic abuse and pedophilia it’s hard NOT to a-log her especially if you’ve gone through it yourself
I love her selfies so much. They're so fucking goofy.
Plenty of human beings also have to be C-sectioned too because of medical complications. Like fair enough breeding certain traits is bad for dogs' health but what you're complaining about there literally happens in humans too.
i think it’s freeing to have a place to be socially retarded and autistic and i like the variety that freedom creates. it’s so easy to just not look at a thread you don’t like and i find it super aggressive and weird to police shitposting. i’ve always been curious about this behavior but never wanted to shit up a thread to ask.
Wtaf look at him dude he's miserable. Don't hate the playa(me posting him) hate the game (the people who breed them and the people who buy them and think they look cool)
The people who breed these dogs deserve death
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i was laid off for three weeks like five years ago and i spent over $100 in real money playing lovenikki i needed to share this shame i've never told anyone
Kathy is so fascinating because she seems to have zero passion or understanding for the time periods she tries to evoke with her larp.
this is why I’m not downloading any blank
nikki game to talk to you guys.
This looks like if you took a 8 yr olds drawing of a dog and ran it through a 3D dog printer.
Is that woman on the bottom right really blind
You think it's normal for a breed of dog to have c-sections every birth? You think it's normal for a breed of dog to die giving natural birth? If a dog of that breed were pregnant and about to give birth and was a stray with no human owner that could throw it in the car and drive to a veterinarian, it would die. To reiterate: it's a fucking dog. Not a human being, which as a species have become dependent on medicine and science and shit. It is a dog.
i’ve been trying to figure out why kathy makes me so much madder than shay and i can’t figure it out at all. shay is objectively worse with the whole selling toddler rape fantasies for pennies but kathy’s “survival sex worker” LARP makes me so mad i can’t check in on her very frequently even though i love her thread
it reminds me of avatar palace and when dollz/dolls were a thing. where you would just have dress up games for you and your friends, it has nothing to do with men. the whole game is dressing up and progressing by winning dress up games (but the levels are judged by a cat and make no sense, which kind of makes it more fun??)
We’re all in the same boat nonas please stop the infighting
I didn't say that. I literally said in my OG post that I understand breeding certain traits is bad for the dog's health. It's not natural that humans die giving birth and have to have C-sections to prevent it either but here we are.
I feel you nona. Kathy is truly the most holier-than-thou person I’ve ever seen and it’s infuriating. And creepy.
Does anyone else remember stardoll? This post makes me nostalgic for it
i miss being in the kathy thread with no nnas critiquing her swarovski spacing
can you wait for the dog hate thread to be accessible again to post this instead of sharing your dog suicide fantasies with all of us
the boat is getting crowded and heavy and there's poopoo in the corner
can't wait for you to go on a diet
not arguable, PT mogs shatna in every way
What? Humans do not die 100% of the time giving natural birth. That dog breed dies 100% of the time giving natural birth.
yess i loved stardoll. especially the bootleg hot topic store on there and the avril lavigne clothing line collab lmfao
>>212929>Liking dogs = fat
please elaborate on your mental illness
It's still way too common. I swear every other person I know says they had to be c-sectioned.
she maintains her boujie posting directly alongside her begging for “mutual aid” and there isn’t a single flash of cognitive dissonance on her smug face. how does she do it?
and poor. I will not elaborate
Samefag but I forgot to call you retarded.
Yesssss. Ngl forums were like protocol-lolcor for me kek there was so much drama. Also I loved the amy winehouse game I dressed her up a million times
Bitch, I don't care about the people you know. Why are you defending the existence of a dog who lives life in pain and cannot give natural birth, like most every other fucking dog breed can. Ohhh because humans get c-sections too! Smh.
hello my non nnies I am going to read all the previous threads. Hope you are all well tonight!
my elementary school friend had an iyaz fanclub on the stardoll forums just because she liked that one song he had about ipods and only that song kek
Not when there are retarded comparisons being made I won't!!!
I'm not? I said breeding those traits are bad. I just said humans have evolved to have fucked up anatomy which makes us bad at giving birth too. Stop projecting.
Humans do not die ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE TIME giving NATURAL BIRTH. We did not PURPOSEFULLY BREED OURSELVES TO HAVE GIANT FUCKING HEADS TO KILL WOMEN GIVING BIRTH BECAUSE OF STATUS AND BREED AND AESTHETICS, IT WAS NOT A CONCENCTRATED EFFORT, unlike the humans breeding these fugly horrible dogs.
Dress up doll forums have just as much drama nowadays, but it's all twitter shit discourse sadly
has anyone tried lume i just took a shower and put it on and want to see how long it takes until i stink
I know exactly what song you’re talking about anon kek that’s so cute. im assuming we’re around the same age and I remember how popular that song was
Okay well whatever you're being mega spergy over this. Fair enough. It was the result human meddling. You're right.
KEK I don't want to know how much I've spent in Love Nikki and Shining Nikki. I think I'd throwup if I knew
Because you're being purposefully obtuse.
nona I'm on your side with this one
Weren’t mother and child mortality rates way worse before modern medicine? You’re both retarded
sorry im hi and watching random shit on youtube but this is so cool what the fuck i feel like i would break an arm if i tried doing this
is this the man from ummm that zombie show i dont remember the name but his bestie fucked his wife cause they thought he was dead and she got pregnant
i miss lolcow but i wish it were as active as these bunker threads. i know when it's up again ill still end up refreshing pages waiting for new replies
i wish i had other sites to fill my time but lc has a very specific vibe to it and ive grown comfy there, and tbh i rely on lc anons for socialisation. nowhere else has filled that niche for me. i might check out fujochan but i heard its kind of dead
Were they……worse….than dying……EVERY single…. natural….birth??? Was it really worse than that?? Truly? All women died giving birth before modern medicine because humans have disproportionately humongous heads that rip open the entire bottom half of a woman so severely that she will always die, every time? It was that bad?
What do you guys watch to relax before bed
Baumgartner Restoration videos. good shit
cow hoof infection cleaning videos
this is so cool but it's kinda making me anxious, picrel
I’m trying to ask if what’s happening to these dogs is comparable to what happens to human women
If it’s unrelated you’re being a freak bringing it into this thread
I don't. These bunker threads are full of people I'd never interact with on lolcow usually and some of them are insufferable.
People talk about these threads being comfy but the entirety of last thread was people posting mediocre moids, people getting mad at people for posting mediocre moids, then people getting mad at people for getting mad at posting mediocre moids.
my bf plays these old boat restoration videos that are so boring to me i immediately pass out, 10/10
Nta but no? Humans aren't breeding our children to have massive heads and upper bodies too heavy to even fuck properly without falling over. And the anon you're replying to isn't the one who made the human comparison
If you're >>212964
then I have to ask why you even responded because the entire argument is that humans do not struggle as badly with natural birth as that specific breed of dog, that MUST HAVE a c-section to give birth, otherwise the dog will die every single time. The whole argument is that these dogs are crimes against nature and should not exist as they are. Some anon chimed in with "wellll humans also need c-sections :)" which missed the point entirely, and now here you are, also missing the point entirely.
ayrt and yeah i was watching the neocities sperging in real time in the last thread and it was absolutely retarded. id still be happy to see some of the /m/ threads more active though, some of the threads i visit don't see any real activity for days.
i think lc anons are just prone to infighting and its like a reflex to just accuse everyone of being a moid or a certain anon. it ruins a lot of otherwise good threads
Why does this person look like the decapitated child from Hereditary
>>212984>i was watching the neocities sperging in real time in the last thread
What happened? I was asleep and all mentions of it seem to be deleted
I write erotic fanfiction aimed at women during work time in my office on my work computer but I have to shove in some dumbass metafiction as a joke because I've read too much postmodern literature. I sincerely love my readers and I hope they find my stories funny and/or arousing (better if both) but sometimes I'm nervous about writing the actual sex because I'm a hugless kissless virgin.
today I ate my birth year in calories, what does it mean noneritas
idk if anyone remembers eldena doublecast from those 'what your favourite x ship says about you' videos on youtube but he trooned out a while ago and i just had the displeasure of getting one of his tiktoks on my fyp. bro even makes a 'joke' about being an agp in his bio. makes me feel sick bc he said his whole reason for transitioning was that crossdressing made him horny. sorry anons i just had to vent
All I can say is I hope you're not a time traveller.
It really wasn’t anything interesting, tl;dr shaymin made a bunch of yesterweb trannies and kinkfags mad by being based and chastising them for their degeneracy so they kicked her out of their discord server. And apparently oldmin and shaymin are one and the same according to the yesterweb people because “why would they have any reason to lie?” but I’d take that with a grain of salt
How do you report missing persons in another state? A person on tumblr posted disturbing stuff and I don't know where to report this.
I swear the "shaymin is oldmin" is one of the schizo pedo tranny psyops.
elaine came to this thread, posted a bunch of screenshots about oldmins neocities page, also some screenshots from the discord, people were tinfoiling oldmin and shaymin are the same people. idk it was so dumb and also everyone was infighting about supposed 'gayops'. im praying to god even mentioning it won't summon up the absolute retards from last time, i just want to enjoy my bunker thread in relative peace
Fujochan commited sudoku by deleting the /sh/ board, literally the only interesting about the site.
that cow is fascinating to me because she came from being mentioned in a lilee jean thread and has just torpedoed her life into worthlessness over it. Fascinating as in I think "hmmm what a retard to ruin her life like this" and then never think of her again
can you honestly blame them, having a board for shota is just asking for trouble
Have you tried calling the local police, or even the bar itself? Do you know any of the person's other socials you could check for signs of activity? It could very well be that she forgot (I'd hope so).
i need lolcor!!!
i need milk!!
lolcor blocks me
ive been online too long tbh bc looking at that image it just feels fake to me or like some kind of weird joke. i don't believe it for a second. idk anon id see if you can find the county from the image in the picture, and check their police dpt website. there should be a way to get in touch
Seconding the other anon, alert common contacts then call police. I just looked up that bar and it has closed already.
wait the shota board? they kept the ex one tho
Is she an adult? If so, I worry authorities won't take a report serious if it hasn't been over 24 hours. They give the excuse that adults don't need to tell anyone where they went unless it's been days
iirc i read they were getting some legal trouble over having a board for shota
samefag to say, don't let this stop you from trying to contact them though
Is there a name or a picture of the user who posted this? I mean, how would you ask the bar if they've been there? How would you report it to the police?
Even if she is I don’t care, feel like pure shit, just want lolcor back (though it’s pretty cosy in this here bunker when the retardation is kept to a minimum)
so they removed the pedo thread but kept gore?? hah?
i thought it was legal in some countries. somehow other imageboards still allow loli
why would someone make this scheduled post instead of just telling their irl friends/family?
The person who posted this only has one other post on their blog. They didn't even leave their name or include any details of how people could identify them. They're with a 'Jose Perez' but no description of this man. Idk, seems weird.
I don't know this person. I was looking at some tags and found this. You need a tumblr account to view this blog. >>213003>>213008
There is no other information about this person on their blog.
Depends where they're hosted I suppose
feel like pure shit just want my kinkamu thread back >>212849
ntayrt but I love you fellow friendless nona
i wish they brought the contact thread back
Samefag, Jose Perez sounds like a fake name. Maybe this wasn't a date and something made her suspicious.
I would assume then that she has mutuals who know her IRL and that's who she intended the post for (assuming it's real), you might just have to leave it and hope she has people looking out for her.
Does it sound fake? I think I went to highschool with at least 40 people named exactly that
NTA but I think the reason why it might sound fake because it’s basically the Hispanic equivalent of John Smith
Me too, I’d love to meet more TERFs and SWERFs IRL, especially what with the world rapidly going to hell in a tranny flag-adorned handbasket
I was just going to say the same thing, this seems extremely odd and frankly doesn’t make sense to me. I’d still call the cops though
i was on stardoll into my late teens, the club i was in got deleted but i'm still in a discord with the members and follow some on insta. that club had some really fun drama, once a member made a tumblr for anon confessions and so many people shittalked each other or just said nice things about each other. its crazy im still connected to them, i've known them all ~8 or 9 years now. i miss old stardoll so much
No that's actually a good thing.
I approve of this thread pic. I spent yesterday sewing more clothes for my Critters while drinking.
How many days has lolcow been down now?
Legit my idea of a good time, n0nita
her engagement is abysmal, how can anyone believe her 43k followers are real fucking kek
If you told irl people you like dogs dying they would think you're a serial killer. You can accuse n0nnie of being fat, but at least there isn't something so red flag about her that it would make her be rejected by most people kek
nta but I wish there was a cat hate thread
Wasn’t there already one ? Did it get locked?
If there was I never saw it. Some anons posted cat hate in the dog love thread but they got told that the thread was “uwu positivity only love all animals uwu”
why does walter white jr look nothing like either of his parents
(inb4 he's adopted i only watched like 3 episodes of breaking bad dont hate me anons)
>>212422>pro anan scumbags
For the love of God there's no milk. There hasn't been milk since Molly vanished and N2F was entertaining on the daily. You can delude yourself into believing Cecee is interesting, you can all pretend that blonde one (Ham?) is pro ana after like 4 years of being normal weight and bragging about it, but I'm begging you to do it in yoir diary. there is no anorexia milk
>dog hate thread
The weirdos that attracts is unreal. Just wait in the Luna or Shayna thread long enough and that one especially creepy bitch who talks about murdering dogs shows up, that's the kind of person lingering in those threads
>cat hate thread
This is so petty. The dog hate thread is already full of absolute rejects and fat girl energy, that doesn't mean you should start a spite thread to rile them up
There was one. I remember hiding it because people who dislike animals upset me.
there definitely was one at one point. i remember at one point too the unpopular opinions thread would constantly get shit up with dog vs cat hate anons arguing about outdoor cats