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Lolcow Bunker #36 Anonymous 293674
Follow the rules, don’t reply to bait,
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>>>/b/293073Anonymous 293675
felt like it was my responsibility to make the threadpic one of my fav posts kek
Anonymous 293676
I never thought of using this place when i realized that LCF was down, I miss the banter and other dumbass shit we would discuss on equally dumbass threads.
I love all of you, I hope we can go back home one of these days.
Anonymous 293677
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Why does reality sux so much? I just want to open a cute pink bakery in a beautiful village and spend all day cooking cakes and other pasteurizes for my lovely imaginary community. The closest i can get to that irl would be to rent a an ugly shop in a strip mall, serving shitty cheap cakes to rude amerifats, and losing my business in 5 years because the rent increased. Ik this rant is random but one of my favorite small business ice cream places from childhood just shut down in my shitty gentrifying city and it opened up the wounds of my broken childhood dreams.
Anonymous 293678
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radio silence. Cmon cerbmin don’t do this to us…
Anonymous 293679
Tr0ons ddosd lc didn't they
Anonymous 293681
>>293675Your favourite LC is someone in Unpopular Opinions racebaiting and infighting for hours? That's what this pic is from.
Anonymous 293682
To the anon in the last thread who is dealing with the work crush … Months ago, I did it, I took the leap and I left my long-term relationship because I couldn't stand how intense my workplace crush was. I felt like I was emotionally cheating, and I could hardly sleep at night thinking about him. So I dumped my boyfriend. Then, I contacted my crush, and we got together. It was a pretty huge mistake.
Anonymous 293683
>>293678This sounds like a desperate ex. Have a bit more class, nona. Use proper grammar, and good spelling. We need to make a good impression, not sound like a total sleazebag
Anonymous 293684
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>This sounds like a desperate ex. Have a bit more class, nona. Use proper grammar, and good spelling. We need to make a good impression, not sound like a total sleazebag
Anonymous 293685
>>293683KEK nonie i was trying to be casual and gentle, i didn’t wanna come on too strong
Anonymous 293688
empath chan paid for a ddos or did i read a retarded tweet
Anonymous 293689
>>293677I 100% get you nona. I dream of opening a book café in a quaint little town with this sorta hobbit-esque aesthetic but that will never happen. But at least we got our imaginations?
Anonymous 293690
>>293681No noni kek I just love that it includes ham and pickle rolls (something I
adore as a burger) and brown eyes; two things I love!!
Anonymous 293691
>>293678when the admin replied to my schizophrenic 11 hour ban for obese cat sperging in Jill's thread inadvertently revealing the /w/ farmhand is retarded but they don't reply to your simple question.
Anonymous 293692
>>293684How did you find this photo of me?! Creep!
Anonymous 293693
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>>293688did she actually go on a meth binge and ddos lolcor…
Anonymous 293694
Streamers appeal to the smoothbrain much younger generation that thinks they are relatable. Remember when we got asked what we wanted to be 10+ years ago in school? Firefighter, singer, DJ, doctor/nurse, etc. Now people are answering youtuber or twitch streamer or tiktok star. This generation is doomed.
Anonymous 293695
>>293665Depends on the person, when I got my first job I went from a suicidal TiF to a radfem who joins in local fairs and fundraisers. And it wasn't even a good job, it was literally just being a shitty Walmart cashier kek.
Anonymous 293696
the bunker threads have really slowed down huh. everyone is moving on with their lives
Anonymous 293697
I have curly hair and got curtain bangs. Looks like shit ofc never again
Anonymous 293698
They always try to pin a ddos on someone
Anonymous 293700
>>293696it’s also a monday afternoon after labor day weekend so it wouldn’t surprise me if our norminons are a little busy right now kek
Anonymous 293701
i started journaling this year but for a whole month i lost the motivation after doign it every day. now i cannot get the motivation to start again i dont know why
Anonymous 293702
Can someone tell me who null is? I've seen them mentioned as a new cow, I thought everyone was talking about kf null.
Anonymous 293703
I miss fujochan, CC has made us docile and lazy like overfed housecats. We need enrichment and the urge to hunt and play.
Anonymous 293704
>>293695i'm the nona of the post you're replying to. it's a cashier job i was looking at, too. i just want to make some money to help out at home and stop leeching off my mother as i take a break from finishing college. i feel like it'll help me stop feeling like such a failure. or at least i hope it would
Anonymous 293706
>>293699My crush, like pretty much all crushes, was an idealization. As months went by I got to know him and a real person came into perspective, quite different from his "work" self, which I had fallen for. He was an average, porn-addled scrote, and also a functioning alcoholic – which I had no idea about from working with him. The feelings I had were so intense they warranted blowing up my 4 year relationship (which needed to end anyway, really). I should have gotten a new job, started ignoring my crush at work, or taken a cold fucking shower. Part of the appeal, also, was the fact that the crush was a secret. It was this weird, addicting feeling. Once we were publicly an item, most of the intensity immediately died.
Anonymous 293708
Okay anons so here's what we got,
>the scorned, scat fetishist boyfriend of a lolcow discord anon who posted revenge porn of her shittingninto a toilet
>empath-chan forked out some money for a ddos
>a group effort ddos from some chud 4chinners who also wiped half of 4chan
Which one are you believing?
Anonymous 293709
>>293703I love being an overfed house cat, lazy is the best way of living
>>293708i browse 4chan daily, nothing ever happens.
Anonymous 293710
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what are you going to be for Halloween this year?
Anonymous 293712
>>293706original work crush anon from last thread here! Tysm for your perspective. I think this is what I needed to hear on top of the advice from the nona in the other thread. Like, someone who had experienced it and was other the other side. My partner and I have been together for 15 years. I know this work crush is not worth throwing that away.. and that I’m getting carried away with myself. Thanks again! I will think of you every time I’m spiraling over the other person.
Anonymous 293716
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>>293710i have wanted to be a clown for the past three years but have had no place to go on halloween
Anonymous 293717
>>293706>Part of the appeal, also, was the fact that the crush was a secret. It was this weird, addicting feeling. Once we were publicly an item, most of the intensity immediately died.Ntayrt, but I wish more people understood this. Most of that appeal for coworkers, bosses, teachers, mentors, etc. fizzles out once you enter a mundane relationship with that person. You eventually realize you probably wouldn’t have given that person a chance had you met them anywhere else.
Anonymous 293718
>>293688empathchan is a dumb attention whore who will lie about any current event to make it all about her.
Anonymous 293720
I really miss the unconventionally attractive males thread right now. There is no way I am shitting up this thread with my retardation. Is there a thread similar on cc anons? I'm honestly not sure which board to even look on.
Anonymous 293725
>>293595I am absolutely horrified than anons are so dumb or naive that they have to ask lolcorbunker if a man has red flags when they’ve seen him do… this. In real life. If a man said that shit in my presence I would walk off and feel mortified I ever even hung out with him. I don’t understand you anons is this was female brainwashing does? This is upsetting.
Anonymous 293726
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>>293704When I was just getting out of NEETdom I got a shitty part time job in retail. Not every day was good but for the most part it helped me keep a normal schedule, put something in my bank account, and made me interact with other people. I liked my coworkers and enjoyed chitchatting with customers. The fact I knew I could always quit if I couldn't handle it anymore helped me a lot.
It didn't solve all of my problems but it helped me a lot. Otherwise I was stuck at home and fell into the same unproductive cycle of self-loathing. A job gives you responsibility and connection, it isn't always a bad thing.
Anonymous 293727
I missed lolcor so much, nonas. I have an exceptionally milky cow i used to know irl who'd be absolutely perfect for the personal cows thread and I've finally gathered screenshots and everything. Now there's nowhere to post or talk about this horrendous troon (doesnt help that idk anyone who's peaked irl and don't wanna waste my time/be squawked at by handmaidens and the like, even though a fair share of them have been harassed by this POS).
Anonymous 293729
>>293720Me too n0nnie, I desperately need to sperg but I don't want expose the bunker to my shit taste.
Anonymous 293730
>>293596been here from day 1 and am glad anons like you exist
Anonymous 293732
>>293727I’m praying that by the end of the night we have our beloved lolcurr back
Anonymous 293733
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>>293710I will be weeks away from giving birth so
Anonymous 293734
Why is it so impossible for actors to convincingly cry? All they can ever manage to do is wipe at their dry eyes, or squeeze out a tear or two. It's really not hard to fake cry, I can do it on command just by distorting my face in that way you do when you're about to bawl your eyes out. They are so pathetic
Anonymous 293735
>>293733aww congrats noni!! do you have a name picked out? and side note monsters university always reminds me of my big sister kek
Anonymous 293736
>>293734the best fake crying I ever saw was in Blue is the warmest color. literal goosebumps
Anonymous 293737
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Maybe Cerbmin has been reading the bunkers and decided that lc isn't worth fixing.
Anonymous 293738
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I am posting here to shame myself. I will reply back to all of the emails I received over the weekend in fifteen minutes.
Anonymous 293739
>>293726thank you for the response, nona. it's helping me feel a bit more hopeful about everything
Anonymous 293740
>>293727i can't wait to hear about your cow when the farm goes back up, nona
Anonymous 293741
>>293725I’ve seen her post about the same man on lc like over a month ago, idk why she’s still asking questions, like he’s obviously not worth the second thought. Anon don’t think about him anymore, he’s worthless.
Anonymous 293742
WHEN.WILL.IT.COME.BACK
Anonymous 293743
>>293737Understandable honestly, it would still be a tragedy
Anonymous 293744
>>293704AYRT I would definitely go for it, wanting to help fix up our house was the reason I started applying to jobs, our plumbing was fucked and we didn't have enough money to hire someone. It feels good to be able to help out.
Anonymous 293745
does anyone here have the original 'lolcor' cap? i miss it…
Anonymous 293746
>>293682The last time lolcow was down for ages I was posting in the bunker threads about my work limerance situation. Turns out I was having a stress-induced manic episode. Thank GOD I rejected his advances holy shit.
Anonymous 293748
>>293737i think cerbmin have been infighting amongst themselves just as everyone in here has been
Anonymous 293749
>>293694>>293671They basically give you a friend experience and talk about stuff. Ideally, a streamer would talk about interesting things so like, if a streamer only plays farming games AND is a farmer too, then the streamer could be like
>omg this is so cool, the waiting times in this game are accurate like in real life! Eggplants are from this family of category for eggplants and they do need to be planted in this specific time of the year!While the little character moves around or whatever.
But it's such an "easy" way to make content because people nowadays just want background noises to listen to while doing chores or dissociating, that sometimes it's just random sounds or laughter at best, and boring jokes.
And I say it's "easy" because you just have to be relatively charismatic and/or attractive to get people to listen to you ramble about random stuff all day long.
Anonymous 293750
>>293717I haaaate this feeling because it's not limited to just relationships. I'm pretty sure I only got so far in learning french because it was my little secret. I lost like 75% of my interest once someone caught me, the fact that I could hold a meager conversation in french by then is the only reason I kept learning.
Anonymous 293751
I'm listening to a song I kept listening to while I fantasized about going to the gym. Except now I really got the courage to leave my house and go to the gym everyday. Been going for a few days now. I'm happy I finally did it, n0nnas.
Anonymous 293752
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>>293674hi besties! here's a recipe for loaded potato soup since it's turning cold out!
Anonymous 293753
>>293710sadly we don't celebrate Halloween in my country, if we would, I would go as a scary potato sack, don't know what it is and how it would look, but it would be fun.
Anonymous 293754
>>293751Well you’ve got to tell us the song! Proud of you
Anonymous 293755
I’m so miserable I’m never gonna be in love like that again and before you say yes you will no I won’t because I’m not a normie who crushes on lots of people I’ve only liked 2 people in my entire life and I’m almost 30. And I already know there’s no one who will ever even come close. It’s been a full year now and I’m still just as depressed as I was at the start. I don’t understand why it had to end this way it’s like a cruel joke. I thought time heals or whatever but it really does not. I think my life is ruined now. I think this is just how it will be from now on. I’ve tried so hard to get it together and I can’t. And now I don’t even have lc to distract me. I have to sit at work all day thinking about this loss instead of sleeping for 20 hours a day like I do on the weekend. I hate being conscious. I hateeeeeee it. I want to be asleep always.
Anonymous 293756
>>293752ouuu this looks good!! thank you for sharing my noni
Anonymous 293757
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>>293745I warned you that I wanted you a great mod, you troll the janitor and you fuck the janitor I warned you that I would return here to LOLCOR by my next presence We're helpless Nothing comfortable You're doing nothing You're not doing anything You're not using anything You're not using anything You hurt us you are the worst than you are the worst I want to go home, and I want everything to be normal again, and it unleashes my hellish world, I still feel like I'm back and there's nothing yet please please please please please please please PLE Correct the eyesight I'm begging for you please give me GIVE US /M/ BACK MODERATOS WHY DO YOU LEAVE US HALF DONE WHAT IS THIS JUST REMOVE THE BOARD IF YOU CARE SO LITTLE YOU RUINED MY VALENTINE'S DAY ALONE AND YOU RUIN EVERY SUBSEEUQNET DAY SINCE THEN CORRECT YOUR MISTAKES AND RETSTORE /M/ TO ITS GLORY ITS NOT RIGHT ITS JUST NOT RIGHT
Anonymous 293758
>>293755take a step back and look at what you're saying. you think your life is ruined because you aren't in love/a relationship? nona there is more to life.
Anonymous 293759
>>293703Fujochan is unnecessarily angry at yumes, I don't get it, it's basically the same stuff and everyone hates yumes and fujos equally, may as well stick together.
Anonymous 293761
>>293758Ntayrt but i’m not gonna lie nonié, my life didn’t begin until my husband joined it. God forbid any harm come his way but if i ever lost him i’m pretty sure i’d feel similarly to how tayrt is
Anonymous 293762
>>293720Same, especially because my husbando is a streamer. The answer to
>>293671 is "they sit there and look handsome for me".
There's
>>>/nsfw/13792 but it's kind of dead because it got moved to the nsfw board for toilet crimes I think.
Anonymous 293765
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>>293710I want to be a sheet ghost or a real ghost, whatever happens first.
Anonymous 293768
>>293757ayrt thanks nona! having this will get me through the rough lolcorless days
Anonymous 293772
>>293758I understand what you’re saying because I used to feel that way too, I thought what’s the big deal, I can be single forever, it’s not that hard, why do people complain. And then I fell in real adult love the first time and I can’t go back to living that way. My life is empty and grey before and after anyway, I have a fucked up brain. I only saw color for a flash and I can’t go back to facing my grey world. I was happy for the first time in a decade of trying. I wish it never happened so I could have continued trudging through my grey world not knowing my heart was missing anything. But at the same time I don’t because it was so incredible. I hate the way I experience life. It’s a year later and I’m literally going to cry at work.
Anonymous 293773
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>>293755I'm in a similar situation. Five year relationship that just ended, only person I have ever actually loved, close to 30. I've been going through grief ever since. Not only for the end of the relationship but what I thought my future would look like that is now completely unattainable. I didn't know what to do with myself, what I was working towards, what I should prioritize now that I was on my own. Everything seemed meaningless and empty now that I was on my own.
I've chosen not to focus on relationships or finding love at this point. A good relationship can add so much to your life, but I need to learn to be comfortable on my own and build a future I am happy in without someone there. You're right there is no guarantee you will find what you lost again. But life is still worth living outside of it. It's okay to be sad and mourn what isn't but don't lose sight of what you still have.
Anonymous 293776
>>293772I hope this song touches you nona
Anonymous 293777
>>293757I can’t believe this is such a recent copypasta, I totally forgot it was about the /m/ annihilation and I’m fact I was so convinced it was older that when I was looking for the it last week. I was like “where is the original??? I can only find the edited /m/ version reeeee” but no. It really is that young. But I feel like I’ve known it forever.
Anonymous 293778
i'm using an abandoned heolkek thread for bunkering, we dont have to declare it an official bunker thread and maybe sage your posts so they draw too much attention but lets go
https://heolkek.cafe/ot/thread/1379236.html#1379561Anonymous 293780
>>293757I have fond memories of the person who originally wrote this!
Anonymous 293781
>>293778sorry but this site is ugly as fuck
Anonymous 293782
>>293778i really dont want to go there
Anonymous 293783
>>293781who cares, you can use custom css and they aren't as uptight as here
Anonymous 293784
s I am so annoyed. I recently got diagnosed with PCOS a couple weeks ago even though I've had symptoms since I was 11-12, but I digress. I had to get bloodwork done again and I had to message my former gynecologist because my current one says she doesn't respond quickly but the former one refused to give me birth control. I messaged her anyways and lo and behold, days later no response. I just want to be treated!!!
Anonymous 293785
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Don't know much about the mods/admins but the fact that maintenance is taking this long is starting to make me panic. Reminds me of when PULL went down.
Anonymous 293787
>>293778I will sooner eat worms than set foot on that website. I didn’t know what it was so I clicked on it and was instantly jump scared by sheet white photoshop plastic surgery kpop man ghouls. They’re seriously scary.
Anonymous 293789
>>293783yeah but then we have to be with the kpopfags, no thanks
Anonymous 293792
>>293778That place makes fujochan seem like a viable option.
Anonymous 293794
>>293792im sad fujochan locked our thread
Anonymous 293796
>>293784BC doesn't treat PCOS, it only masks some symptons and it can make shit worse in the long run
Anonymous 293797
>the actual kpop fan users on the board are starting to get annoyed at us
Uh oh.
Anonymous 293798
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Did I really just get spoiled on whats probably the ending of Space Marine 2 because of the fucking recommended video sidebar. I hate this world, reinstalling unhook right now
Anonymous 293799
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>>293710wearing a cute onesie, watching halloween specials and paying it forward by handing candy to kids
Anonymous 293800
>>293784Don’t take BC to treat PCOS love, it makes it so much worse (ask me how I know)
Anonymous 293801
>>293794I feel like a little orphan child no one wants
Anonymous 293802
>>293800>>293796Ahhh you s are right I'm sure, I know how bad and even dangerous BC can be for women. I'm not sure what else can be done other than healthy eating though…
Anonymous 293805
Our thread on heolkek was NUKED kekkkk
Anonymous 293807
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this talk about halloween reminds me of my first halloween where instead of candy, a man opened his door with a scary mask on and screamed at me. i really think it traumatized me because every halloween after that i would stand very far from the door in fear of it happening again. i was like 3 years old, what a fucking faggot. 20+ years ago and i still feel the fear i felt, i hope he's dead!!!
Anonymous 293809
>>293804i was mid reply too, what the fuck
Anonymous 293810
>>293793>>293794>>293792Fujochan understandably hates the retarded antifujo anons and the annoying anons with relationships irl.
Anonymous 293811
>>293802There's emerging evidence that a keto diet can be used to manage PCOS. There's plenty of woman that say that it works but the scientific evidence isn't quite there yet. It might be worth trying if you've been through every other treatment and haven't found one that works.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC9974679/>Preliminary data suggested significant improvements in body weight and composition, metabolic profile (glucose, serum insulin, triglycerides, total and low-density lipoprotein cholesterol), and insulin resistance following VLCKD. However, the evidence is still scarce and needs to be more substantiated. Anonymous 293813
Literally why not someone just make our own temporary replacement? It's not really fair to these other communities we keep shitting up, and we just look desperate and sad.
Anonymous 293814
>>293809truly sad. no sisterhood in these shitpostless times
Anonymous 293816
>>293802Low carb/keto eating
Exercising
Some teas can help with cysts themselves, bloating and some other symptons
It's pretty cliche, but until medicine stop being male-centric, we can only work with what we have. I also take some anti-androgins, but currently they are going through a shortage in my country (probably due to TRAs…)
Anonymous 293817
they're talking about using junkuchan on heolkek, could we go there?
Anonymous 293819
The Lolcow diaspora is the most persecuted minority, we have been silenced and deleted and banned for the mere act of being a farmer. When will we return to our homeland? I'm so tired nonas. I'm so cold and weak. Will we ever taste milk ever again….
Anonymous 293820
Lemme guess, maintenance is going to take another 2 days from now on
Anonymous 293821
>>293814Kek, we have banished kpopfags out of our own board tbh. I understand them not wanting to host us. CC is exceptionally nice to us, i'm shocked.
Anonymous 293823
>>293735Thank you! I think I have but will have to see her first. She will for sure be getting her second name from both of her great grand mothers. I'm not from a English speaking country but where I'm from late 1800's and early 1900's are trending and there are so many beautiful names from that era. I'm sure it's about the same cycle everywhere.
Anonymous 293824
>>293817junkuchan is a little confusing, i can’t find the thread catalog?
Anonymous 293825
>>293818Because I'm fine with staying here personally. It works for what it is and it's not too far off from LC itself. I'm also not the ones that keeps trying to find random boards, if we wanted to do that, our best bet would be an entirely dead board
Anonymous 293829
I need to know if I'm being crazy:
A couple months ago I found out the man I was seeing was seeing another woman. I found out by getting a "my girlfriend will kick your ass text" randomly from him. I'm guessing it was her, though it doesn't really matter. He's a tattoo artist. A couple weeks later a friend of mine sent me a screenshot of something he had drawn and told me she wanted it tattooed. I hadn't told her what was going on yet, because I was kind of in the process of moving away from her anyway. I told her him and I were no longer talking, that I had been threatened, and asked her to not send me anything of his anymore. She didn't respond. I've barely heard from her since then. She's asked me to hangout a couple times but I haven't.
Today she texts me "I miss you. I have so much to tell you. Let's catch up this week. Love you". It pushed me over the edge. She knew how tangled up in this dude I was and she hasn't reached out once to see if I'm okay. I'm not on social media so she genuinely has no way of knowing if I'm alright. I snapped. I told her I was slightly annoyed with her liking photos of the him and the other girl that the girl posted. Her response? "Are you serious? I can't be friends with him? Do I agree with what he did to you? No". I told her I'm sure she'd be stoked knowing I was friends with the dude that's been fucking with her for the last couple years and then blocked her. I swear, she only reaches out to bitch about her fuck buddy, her family, or to rub a new guy she's been hanging out with in my face. I'm so over it. But now I'm all trauma responsey and feeling bad about saying anything. She runs around telling people I'm her best friend.. but she never goes out of her way to check on me. I have on her multiple times since we stopped working together. Fuck sake.
Anonymous 293830
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>>293819I remember the good times, anonancita, when the milk was plentiful, when the spergs manifested and cows moved daily even! Good times.
Anonymous 293831
Heolkek users calling each other roasties makes so much sense. Peak mental illness, no wonder they got evacuated from all other imageboards
Anonymous 293832
I got bullied harder on the kpop board than I ever have been on lc KEKKK
Anonymous 293833
>>293831I honestly fail to see how we're any better, and we are also getting evacuated from all other imageboards right now.
Anonymous 293834
>>293817>enters the unknown junkuchan>/cuckqean/Kek wtf i started laughing so hard
Anonymous 293837
>>293823It's the same in the states. Supposedly name trends are on a roughly 100 year cycle. It takes about that long for an old name to come back into style.
Anonymous 293838
>>293834Kek. Saw that too. I'm an idiot and thought maybe, just maybe, it was something else- anything else. Nope.
Anonymous 293839
my parcel got fucking lost. It contained some important things as well.. I am going to kill myself
Anonymous 293840
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>>293819i'm tired of these travels nonas… when will we return from our exile… when will our glorious farm be returned to us… how long must we wait?
Anonymous 293843
>>293833well for starters we don't call ourselves roasties
Anonymous 293845
>>293839mine has been in customs for 3 weeks, pray for me
Anonymous 293846
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How do I stop worrying about things I can't control…
Anonymous 293847
I thought everyone was being dramatic when they would post about how LC isn't coming back but I'm starting to believe it. Who will be its pallbearers as we escort it to its funeral?
Anonymous 293848
>>293837Yup it's usually when there is no one with the name around anymore but maybe someone you want to honor with that name. Of course there are other maybe more local trends also. However it's funny how hard it is to perceive these trends in completely different language environment than your own even though they probably are very similar.
Anonymous 293850
>>293802There’s definitely a link with insulin resistance, look it up and if you think it might be your cause something like metformin can help. Med diet, walking, inositol as well can all help
Anonymous 293852
>>293847if it was truly dead then we wouldn't see the evidence of admins messing with new servers among other things. It'll come back I just think admins had no idea how much time it would realistically take to get the site back up to snuff
Anonymous 293855
the worst part of it all is lc was never (recently) screencapped on wayback machine feelsbad
Anonymous 293856
I don’t understand why /ot/fags don’t just remake threads they like here. only cow talk is banned
Anonymous 293857
Would anyone want to try to make our own forum as temporary replacement?
Anonymous 293858
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Minecraft Nonas!!
We are fighting the End Dragon again in 30 minutes (4:45PM EST)! If you want to partake in our End Dragon rematch (Pt. 2 Electric Boogaloo edition), feel free to stop in! Some food will be provided, but please bring your own armour and weapons. If you can't make this one, we're holding out final rematch event on the 14th at 11:30AM EST for anyone that couldn't make it for the first two, or the ones that wanted to try again!
Picrel is yesterdays End fight, everyone had a lot of fun! The End Fagon was easy to vanquish, the proana moids that wandered the land were slaughtered by brave Cowtown soldiers, and the valiant explorers wandered the wasteland to collect loot and victory spoilsafter many hours of schizophrenia-inducing bridging over nothing and a lot of gruesome death by falling. This event was very fun! Thank you to all the players that came! After the End Dragon rematch on the 14th, we're gonna do a Wither Fight as well!
Anonymous 293860
>>293846Worry about more things. But fun things. What if a little baby elephant walks in right now. What if you win the lottery. What if you see a really lovely sunset. What if you meet a cool dog tomorrow. What are you gonna do then?
Anonymous 293861
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not the mgk skinwalking kek. that moid abuses children or at the very least watches CP i'm 1000% certain
Anonymous 293862
why do you faggots keep trying to migrate? the mods here might be retarded but just be marginally less retarded here and you'll be able to post fine. we dont need to pick up and move every fucking day because you're too retarded to post without getting your shit deleted. just stop being an insufferable sperg and I N T E G R A T E if you want to post so badly. so pathetic
Anonymous 293863
>>293856Don't you get it anon, lolcow farm users are the bottom of the barrel. We're the worst
Anonymous 293864
>>293846Try to imagine how you would control that situation. For example, in my case, my country has a dictatorship that barely anyone else acknowledges because it wouldn't be practical to do so.
So, I think, how could I solve this? I can just go outside and wreak havoc I guess, and then get sent to jail like the nearly 2,500 people that have been getting sent to jail and torture centers so I get released in 15 years if I'm lucky.
I could try to fund a political movement on my own, but with what money? I don't even have a job, I also don't have a degree in politics.
I could try convincing the military and the police to go against the government, but I, again, don't have the money to fund that.
But what did I do? I voted against the government, it's all I can do.
And there's nothing wrong with that, because a dictatorship of this kind only ends with the hydra getting beheaded a thousand times, not by me going to jail for trying to act like a heroine.
That's basically what I do to just, at least not overthink what's going on.
Anonymous 293865
>>293862tell that to the autoban flagging random words nona
Anonymous 293867
>>293858Aw, I’d love to join you guys since I missed the last one, but I gotta prepare for a hurricane
Anonymous 293868
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been thinking long and hard about that one nonita who asked if i was a yume and now i’ve been imagining myself being held by him and it is kinda nice….
Anonymous 293869
>>293862This. I'd say we're lucky we haven't been exiled here either. Sure the automod is a bit dumb but just integrate. If you want to talk about cows so badly just go to KF at this point.
Anonymous 293870
>>293846Practice radical acceptance. There are things we cannot and are unable to control. In any given situation the only thing you can do is control your reaction to it. It's quite freeing letting go of everything else.
Anonymous 293871
>>293862It's the best place currently, but i think we're on a thin ice here, it's nice to have an alternative.
Anonymous 293872
>>293862Autobans don't care if you integrate, anons are getting banned for indiscernible reasons. The post cool down is a bit of a bummer as well.
Anonymous 293873
>>293867Be safe nona!!!! You can always come back for the third rematch this weekend!! After that, players will be able to fight the End Dragon as many times as they'd like, so even if you miss this one or the next we can always plan something out again! Be safe for the hurricane, prepare well!
Anonymous 293875
ITS STILL FUCKING DOWN. KILLING MYSELF.
Anonymous 293876
You know, someone can make an lc bunker board on junkuchan so cows can have their separate threads and /ot/fags can have their own threads. You need to make an account, but it’s not hard to make a throwaway one. And the board creator has moderation rights.
Anonymous 293877
>>293863No we're not kek, the issue is that there are lots of spergs indeed, like the antifujos, the antiyumes, the bpdchans aka the anons with unironic husbands and boyfriends, the terminal shitposters and the tranny and moid supporters.
Honestly, it could all be okay as long as they allow a shitpost/dumbass thread and a relationshit thread to keep them all at bay.
Anonymous 293878
>>293869I'll never go to KF. TBH, the most fun I had on lolcow was when I went around once a week to catch up on my favorite cows. The threads didn't move extremely fast unless it was a really active cow and even then it was fun to take it in all at once. It lost its charm once I started going every day and got so bored with lack of updates. Every thread has to move so fast now because farmers don't want to wait for real milk anymore and have to post every single status update of the cow. I honestly believe that cows like Shayna and the endless cowtipping ruined the board. I came for obscure, strange, mentally deranged personalities who live in their own world and are unaware of being watched. That was peak milk. If we were to make a new forum like
>>293857 suggested, I'd hope for it to have some sort of gatekeeping like having to log in to view threads (while posting remains anonymous of course) and needing a referral from another user.
Anonymous 293879
what timezone are these faggots in where it's still the weekend? give us lolcor or change the fucking status.
Anonymous 293880
>>293834What does that mean I’m scared to click
Anonymous 293881
>>293880There's explicit cuck porn for women, don't go in there. The women are getting cucked in that pornography, to be clear.
Anonymous 293885
Im eating pumpkin spice cheerios like a BASIC BITCH and lovin it
Anonymous 293886
>>293877Your forgetting the needlessly aggressive posters who start infights about anything and everything.
>unironic husbands and boyfriends"Unironic"? You might need to try spending a little less time online nona.
Anonymous 293887
>>293877>bpd is when you have a boyfriend Anonymous 293888
i love my ironic husband
Anonymous 293889
>>293878Same I just want to laugh at the mentally ill like we did back in the day.
Anonymous 293890
i love my unironic husbando
Anonymous 293891
Is the moid creator’s original nonsense code really this hard to fix when it borks itself?
Anonymous 293893
>>293891Yeah it could be super fucked if they didn't practice good habits and have been relying on quick fixes. Think of something like furaffinity's issue with the codebase being entirely centered around usernames as an ID. So you're stuck with your username due to the coding being dependent on it being immutable. Could you rewrite the code to make it possible to change a username? Sure but it would take essentially a whole rewrite of the website. I assume LC's issue is it's something truly borked with attachments and storage space.
Anonymous 293894
>>293881There’s an audience for that? I’ve never even seen the de/g/enerates talk about that fetish and we have all kinds on that board. WTF is the history on that IB?
Anonymous 293895
Can't sleep because I'm so bloody excited by how fucking far we got in the group project on the first day, I've never made this much progress this fast. Pray for me that I do not jinx it now by sharing my excitement!
Anonymous 293899
>>293895congrats anon! I know how awful group projects can be, so I pray that you didn't get stuck with awful teammates who don't pull their own weight!
Anonymous 293900
>>293821Are you joking. The only moderator will delete your posts if they dislike you a little more than usual on that particular day.
Anonymous 293901
>>293708What's the context behind the first one?
Anonymous 293903
>>293901In the last two threads there was some anon who said some anon in a lolcow discord said her crazy boyfriend found posts she made about him in the relationship threads and he posted pictures of her shitting in a toilet on /ot/ and then initiated a ddos on lolcow in an act of revenge. It's kind of hard to believe, but…
Anonymous 293905
>>293899Luckily the classmate I'm doing it with and I are on the same wavelength and are good at communicating, probably also helped that I brought out my colored text markers during planning so I could mark out who would do what like a preschool teacher kek
Anonymous 293906
>>293900How's that's any different than lc in its current state?
Anonymous 293907
Anons who witness the downfall of PULL, what happened? I tapped out like a year or two before it happened and never looked back. Does anyone remember that one poster with the long tongue dagan ronpa girl who would brag about her elderly scrote KEK…
Anonymous 293908
>>293906The LC jannies typically don't totally wipe conversations when they mention things they don't personally like.
Anonymous 293909
>>293829I could have swung either way for most of this post on whether you were overreacting or not but it's crazy that she thinks she's as important as to be your best friend but still wants to be friends with your cheating ex. You're not in the wrong, she sounds emotionally stunted.
Anonymous 293910
>>293900Nah, i wasn't. I didn't know the mods were deleting posts because of their moods or whatever. That sucks. They're still the best to us out of all boards just for still hosting us, but i feel like we might reach a breaking point soon, kek.
>>293894>WTF is the history on that IB?No clue. Wish to know too. I suppose if a woman is a hardcore moid-pleaser (which happen often), she might be into that… Kind of was disappointed to learn about it.
Anonymous 293912
>>293772Sounds like mental illness. What you need is probably something else.
Anonymous 293913
>>293907PULL does technically still exist but it’s not the same as it used to be because after they closed down the actual forum website they integrated into some new software that just isn’t attractive enough for me to wanna re-integrate into PULL
Anonymous 293914
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Can’t get my meds refilled without going to an urgent care so I’m going to have a spicy miso cup noodles from Trader Joe’s and pretend it’s healing me
Anonymous 293916
>>293908But I've seen it happen. I've seen posts being deleted at random, anons being banned for seemingly random reasons or the red text will show the mod completely ignored the context of the post or took it personally. And then there was when the movie thread was deleted and all the posts made by that anon were deleted too so a bunch of images from threads on /m/ and the doodle board went missing. All because of asking a question in /meta/, then anons get told she's spamming when there's no proof she spammed but there
is proof of her asking the question and it being deleted. When she asked why its deleted that's when she got her permaban. The behavior of the mods has been pretty strange imo
Anonymous 293918
>>293908never4get movie night anon's posts being wiped for no reason
Anonymous 293919
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>>293868that was me. i've already got a man but you've got me thinkin about milo a lot more recently. more than i'd like to admit. if you go all in, i will too…
Anonymous 293920
>>293916NTA, but actually yes, you're right. Oficially they say they only delete moidposts, but there was the whole fiasco with anons noticing innocuous posts get deleted. After they brought back the Mooovie thread, a mod (or the admin?) apologised and said something about "getting too paranoid"? Something alongside those lines. You're right, it was weird.
Anonymous 293921
>>293858Begging to be added to the whitelist
Anonymous 293922
>>293813>>293876Someone made a board on endchan, but I'm not really sure what happened to it…
Anonymous 293923
Was supposed to graduate my undergrad uni this year, and had plans to apply for a masters program next fall, but no one is signing up for my honours thesis study so I might not be able to complete it and will have to take another course to fulfill the requirement but everything is already full so I might have to wait another year for one stupid course. I was so excited… I keep telling myself that 1 year isn't such a big deal in the grand scheme, but it still feels bad and it's making me so depressed
Anonymous 293924
>>293922its actually fucked that we have no alternatives if lc is gone for good
Anonymous 293928
>>293924if the kpoptard can make a new ib then so can we
Anonymous 293931
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Would saying that I have COVID to a employment agency so I can reschedule my appointment tomorrow work? I am actually sick so God won't strike me down today but I'm not bed ridden, I also can't get transport because I am a useless eater with no licence and I live in buttfuck nowhere with zero infrastructure but I think my case worker is so sick of hearing that reason. Even though it is true.
Pretend that this is stupid questions and lolcow isn't down and making me borderline manic and this unworkable perma ban is making it worse
Anonymous 293932
Replying while on the toilet, call that shitposting
Anonymous 293934
>>293932but you didn't reply to anyone
Anonymous 293936
I want to change my name, been dreaming of this for years now and ideally I want it to change before I finish my degree. I've been in love with the first name Minnie, inspired by Minnie Riperton, and looking through records of popular last names over the past few centuries. I also like Minnie because it's like an anagram of my original name. Don't jump me now, I'm not a troon, I just want to be totally divorced from the Muslim origins of my full name and my abusive parents who gave me the name. If I get in an Uber one more time and the driver asks me about Islam just because he read my first name, I will kill myself. What do you s think?
Anonymous 293937
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>>293919hold my hand nonita, let’s dive in together
Anonymous 293939
I love brown eyes I love my brown eyes and I like the brown eyes the moid I’m crushing on has
Anonymous 293942
when is there going to be a lesbian ib? Or even an actual radfem website (lolcow clearly isn’t and this bunker has proven that). I just want more female-only imageboards honestly, lolcow being down has made me realise this, I need them to feel sane as a woman on the internet in these times.
Anonymous 293944
why is the internet so bad now and just think of how much worse its going to get
Anonymous 293945
>>293887>>293886Those anons with boyfriends and husbands are always nigelposting and defending moids, it's annoying because they always start infights.
Anonymous 293946
My fellow nonnerinas wish me luck on Wednesday, as that's the day I have my IUD placed. I've been bleeding twice a month for the past four months an average of 13 days combined and I'm fucking OVER IT. Also where lolcow?? Cmon admin throw us a bone.
Anonymous 293947
>>293932this just made me remember lucinda’s street fighter combo tweet and i’m giggling. i miss her presence on lolcor so much
Anonymous 293948
>>293942>when is there going to be a lesbian ib?when troons stop existing
Anonymous 293949
>>293945I think there are lots of Nigelfags who never defend men anon. It’s only the very mentally ill super codependent NEET ones that feel the need to bark and cape for men in a desperate attempt to believe her Nigel is different and she’ll be ok without him when he inevitably screws up. Lots of nigelfags im sure are just enjoying their moid until it’s time to move on or want kids and marriage and whatever het shit but aren’t going to go out of their way to defend men or shit on other OSA paired women
Anonymous 293950
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>>293937farewell, my old husbando. buff hick ginger is calling my name
Anonymous 293951
>>293949I think most anons are embarrassed to even bring up their boyfriends or don't want to deal with the inevitable "uhhh did you know he would rape a child if he could!" replies, most hetnons are just quiet about it
Anonymous 293952
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how the FUCK is 2024 already almost over I'm going insane. time literally has been moving at a rapid pace since the pandemic it pisses me off so much. and I'm even more pissed off that my life has barely changed since 2021
Anonymous 293953
i reeally miss celebricows the most, please can someone help me with suggestions of other places i could visit online similar to that… i only followed celebrity gossip thru there in my life so far
Anonymous 293954
>>293952Yeah but tbh this year has been a rotund shitshow and endless suffering for me, i ain't missing it, welcome 2025!!!
Anonymous 293955
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>>293952>it will be a half decade since the pandemic happened soon>2015 was 10 years agoplease make it stop
Anonymous 293956
>>293944Because its now the parasitic twin of the real world instead of being containment for autists, teens, loser adults and researchers like it should always be. Also extended internet usage kills your grey matter, very similarly to the way being a heavy chain smoker and a long term alcoholic would, which reduces IQ and EQ and that's permanent because grey matter doesn't grow back. So everyone is literally becoming drooling retards as time goes on.
Anonymous 293957
I want to hear about anons positive nigel moments just as I want to hear about anons slamming down fast food or getting stoned or drunk and enjoying life. Even if it’s not good for you I still want women to be happy unironically yolo I don’t know!!!!!!
Anonymous 293958
>>293952same here… time passes quickly now and i got so old too and feel like i have to fix everything in my life at once and i'm in a new relationship (first in 15 years) and feel like it's my last shot…
Anonymous 293959
>>293948I mean, lc and the lesbian/bi threads on there probably still have troons. If we opened our own ib like the kpopfags with our own culture you must integrate into it would still be good, and considering how troon pandering every other “lesbian” space on the internet is? Even better. Even if it were underground like fujochan and the like.
>>293949>kids and marriageNta but that is literally their point about “unironic husbands” KEK. Doing this unironically is obviously enough for some anons to give you a side eye. And before you complain this is completely acceptable if not
expected irl so it shouldn’t really bother anyone (in the kindest way possible)
Anonymous 293960
>>293951This is exactly why that one anon was saying she pretends her husband is her wife kek
Anonymous 293961
>>293813Because there's a chance it's made by some tranny and/or spiteful cow trying to farm ips (something that literally happened before), especially when it's posted on here.
Anonymous 293962
>>293913I just thought they all went to GG
Anonymous 293963
>>293952yeah time goes by a lot faster when you’re old nonners
Anonymous 293964
>>293956I've been on the internet a long time at this point and grew up on it. Not to sound a zoomer neocities user but I really miss the charm the mid-2000's internet had it feels like a lot of the uniqueness was lost as the internet has become more and more centralized over the years. I'm in a CS grad program and even here I feel like the odd one out for remembering an internet pre-SM. I'm pretty certain none of my colleagues know what an ib is or how to use it. I feel like an endangered species sometimes kek
Anonymous 293965
>>293952I feel this way too. I was 18 when the pandemic started and now I'm 22. I still feel exactly the same as I did when I was 18. It literally felt like the past 4 years was just one single day and I hate it so much. I feel old but mentally young at the same time.
Anonymous 293967
>>293957you're gonna get seething responses anon… but
he's the most beautiful man i've ever seen, i prefer him over any models or celebrities, i think even farmers would deem him objectively beautiful. he's confident in just the right amount to make him a really patient, calm and secure partner and he tells me he wants to make things with me last forever. he makes me feel so special and beautiful and like i can live up to all my potential. he dotes on me and shows me off to his friends and family and makes all his plans with me in mind. i'm still in shock that i found a man so lovely Anonymous 293968
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Let's all post on magalichan, they have cute watermelon backgrounds kek
Anonymous 293969
>>293961nta when did that happen? and vpns solve this
Anonymous 293970
Why do some of the anons in these newer bunkers sound so different from the first couple ones? In a bad way
>>293965You feel like this anon, but when you interact with someone the age you were back then, you realise you have grown and changed. At least that’s how it feels to me.
Anonymous 293971
>>293959What normal, healthy person has ironic relationships and ironic babies anon? That kind of language is terminally online and can't be taken seriously. Like the anon you're replying to said, most anons with boyfriends or husbands, and there are a lot of them, just don't bother bringing them up or trying to defend them against angry nonas online. The one who's are defending their moids are likely just as mentally ill as the anons they argue with.
Anonymous 293972
>>293969I think during the first longer admin absentee period Elaine (some kiwifarms cow) tried to spam her ip farm on meta and once during the first bunkers the pedo tranny tried something similar.
Anonymous 293974
>>293953there's a temp thread on /media/
>>293942>Or even an actual radfem websiteasher's garden was an attempt but no one used it plus it got raided
Anonymous 293975
>>293964AYRT I've written this sperg out before but I think the simultaneous death of the individual because of the homogenisation of the internet and the hyper self centred and sollipistic behaviour that in turn rewards has been such a detriment on society and we probably need to go back to the dark ages or something to reset this. If I had a time machine I'd beat pre college Zuckerberg to death with a tire iron.
Anonymous 293976
>>293922I made the board but unfortunately other boards on endchan were getting spammed with CP. I needed to go to bed so I deleted the board. Only three people, including myself, posted on the board, so it didn't seem worth moderating it against a CP raid.
>>293949>It’s mentally ill NEETs nigelfaggingBut's it's also mentally ill NEETs anti-nigelfagging. The entire argument needs to be happening in a mental asylum and not an image board.
Anonymous 293977
>>293975The personal brand becoming more important than the person. This is why we need our anonymous imageboards tbh
Anonymous 293978
>>293862>>293869Integrating doesn't stop the auto mod though. 95% of ips I go through are banned without reason.
Anonymous 293980
>>293979YESSSSSS LET'S FUCKING GO N0NNIES
Anonymous 293981
>>293976You don't have to be mentally ill or a neet to find the nigelposting redundant and kinda pathetic.
Anonymous 293982
>>293979I wonder what the issue was. If it was ddos, will the admin implement a guard?
Anonymous 293983
>>293979that's what they said about thursday
Anonymous 293984
>>293979Odds that this date is going to fall through too, and we have to wait until Wednesday or something?
Anonymous 293985
>>293979Anyone willing to place money on this? I think the anon who predicted that it was going to be back on the 12th may have had insider info.
>>293977The internet would be a dream if it was all personal websites and obscure forums and ibs. I miss sites like that creepy angelfire wedding dressmaker site and springhole.net
Anonymous 293986
>>293956This, the fun of internet was to escape real world and that ended with social media and the hoards of normalfags and bots. I'm using internet since 07 so that explains why im so retarded kek
Anonymous 293987
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>>293979Let's gooo.. (please be real this time PLEASE)
Anonymous 293988
>>293981NTA but you do have to be a mentally ill neet to spend hours or even days arguing back and forth on either the pro nigel or anti nigel posting side. It's not worth arguing with anonymous strangers online who aren't looking to have their minds changed, it's a waste of energy, shits up the board, and looks like actual insanity. It's not really about "is nigel posting bad/not bad" it's why are these anons having hyper aggressive infights about husbands being rapists and fathers being absent
Anonymous 293989
just reminding everyone that someone created a thread on junku and that ib is completely dead, like no one’s on it and i doubt the mods even check the site. tbh seems ideal because there’s no retarded autoban and the cooldown is shorter.
Anonymous 293990
>>293981I don't disagree. I don't like nigel posting either but to actually waste your time arguing over it is mental illness and that goes for both sides.
>>293982Cloudflare already provides DDoS protection. My guess would be that it was a problem with the aging site software. There's now a newer version of tinyboard available so I'm wondering if they were forced to update the entire site, including the multi-admin spaghetti code, to be compatible with more recent hardware or software.
Anonymous 293992
>>293989thank you noni i’ll have to check it out
Anonymous 293993
>>293720>>293729>>293762Use the Guy Crushes thread on /img/, they allow both unconventional and conventional men
Anonymous 293994
>>293989Yeah, but it's a "cuckquean" ib and that understandably makes anons uncomfortable just being there.
Anonymous 293995
>>293862>said the insufferable sperg who keeps reporting our threadsAnons keep telling you why and you keep ignoring it everytime.
Anonymous 293996
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just remembered some terrible ass movie with tina fey and amy poehler, they were partying and this guy was the love interest of amy poehler and she called him cute, (ew)i forgot what that movie was even called but this dude was also in disaster movie. i’ve never even seen disaster movie just the nostalgia critic video about it he played like 13 different characters. He is so fucking ugly and annoying, he’s in shitty movies and ruins everything he is in because his dumb tiny eyes and buck teeth. he should not be in movies, he shouldn’t even be on stage i guess he’s a comedian,
i would post him on punchable faces thread.
Anonymous 293997
I'm so hungry to the point of having hunger pains but everything I try to eat gives me diarrhea and even more stomach pain
Anonymous 293998
>>293996i’ve never been able to get into the “tina fey amy poehler” era of movies
Anonymous 293999
>>293996He looks like a dugong wearing a human skin suit. Does he ever eat seaweed in any of the movies he's in?
Anonymous 294000
>>293996I've only ever seen him on MadTV, I forgot he even existed
>>293998Same, I like Parks and Rec though
Anonymous 294003
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Well miners…guess we'll be moving in for a while! Thank you for having us! (definitely going to use all the milk in the fridge and leave but one square of toilet paper on the roll) it's going to be so much fun!
Anonymous 294006
>>294003N0nna the miners are lactose intolerant, that's not milk in the fridge it's pepto bismol they planted
Anonymous 294007
>>294006Oh god no my precious nausea heartburn indegestion upset stomach and diarrhea!
Anonymous 294009
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I saw foxes last night. One was about a meter away from me. I scared it away because it's a wild animal and I was a little bit scared. He kept following me to my tent. I think it was just curious. I'm sad I now am returning to the city. I can't wait to fuck off in a rural town or in the forest.
Anonymous 294010
>>293995you’re terrible at recognizing anons btw
Anonymous 294011
>>294009the craziest part about living in the england after living in the us was hearing all the foxes making the most insane, fucked up screaming sounds. it sounded like an all-night psychotic sadomasochist orgy amongst demons
Anonymous 294015
>>293996whew that's a big fucking mouth
Anonymous 294016
>>294013
i want to feed him carrots and hay
Anonymous 294017
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Huh. Maybe that’s why my recall has gotten more shit over time but my overall competence has improved.
I’m just gonna say to myself that it’s better than a substance abuse prob and go on my way. Gotta have my dopamine and milk
Anonymous 294019
>>294014
He is so fucking scary I had to sleep with a nightlight on when I watched a YouTube video about him
Anonymous 294020
>>294011That’s how coyotes sound too. But I’m sure foxes are more shrill. I’m in a smaller city and can hear them some nights. They wilin kek
Anonymous 294021
Our thread on junkuchan is very comfy and active for anyone who wants to join us!
https://junkuchan.org/shelter/thread/5931.htmlAnonymous 294022
i fucking hate cars so much. they are a sensory nightmare, i hate the sounds they make, being in them, car insurance, retarded maintenance and payments, the fact that every retard can drive one and is encouraged to do so, the ego that some people get over them god im seething i hate cars so much
Anonymous 294023
>>294021This is a board for porn-addicted males. Are you retarded?
Anonymous 294024
>>294023The board is a wasteland anon, just stay in the bunker. No bans, no 3 minute cool down, captcha, it's fine.
Anonymous 294025
>>294022Ugh i feel the exact same way. i personally love walking everywhere and hate being in cars/having to go into garages to get into cars. walking is so much healthier and better for your body and immune system than sitting in some decrepit tinfoil ball.
Anonymous 294028
>>294023AYRT; The bunker thread is where we’re all at
Anonymous 294029
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how much you want to bet that “lesbian” was a tranny
Anonymous 294030
My shitty country now allows woment to enlist voluntarily and I am now to foiling thinking the reason why is that because a world war is coming
Anonymous 294031
>>294022Same here, I despise driving so much it's not even funny. People drive like complete retards where I live and the roads are a completely unmaintained, unlabeled mess so it makes it even worse. I am hoping we can all move somewhere where we never need a car ever again, nona.
Anonymous 294032
>>294030i don’t think it’s because a war is coming it’s more likely because being in the military is an easy free job, and they’re trying to mimic burgerland by offering their citizens easy coverage
Anonymous 294034
I fucking love meeting people's cats they make me feel so comfortable because I can read them so well and I know when I should back off and give space and when it's okay for me to get close I honestly wish people were as easy to read as cats.
Anonymous 294035
>>294034same, but i get retarded around cats and i can't give them personal space. ours are so used to my bullshit kek (i'm not an ass I just kiss their noses, too cute)
Anonymous 294037
>>294025>>294031i love you nonas, im so happy when i hear others relate because where i live people legitimately view you as less than human if you don't drive or have a car. i love walking so much too but cars everywhere makes it difficult, plus i feel like they're all staring when im walking on the sidewalk lol
Anonymous 294038
>>293677Needs to be permissible to more easily turn your home into a site of business like they do in other countries.
Anonymous 294039
I have a hard time not rolling my eyes when one of my friends brings up having muh autism despite the fact that she always socialized well and had/made way more friends than I ever did over the years. Also, I have a friend who has tried to diagnose me with adhd just because they're taking stims and they think my brand of retarded must be adhd. WHY THE FUCK DOES IT MATTER. Just go outside and enjoy the animals outside and the breeze instead of wondering about your fucking diagnosis
Anonymous 294040
>>294014
the tongue thing he does unsettles me so much, i hate him i hate him i hate him
Anonymous 294041
>>294039i hate whenever tards are like
>REEE IM AUTISTICfor no reason
Anonymous 294042
i need my vent thread now now now, I can't take it anymore, it hurts
Anonymous 294043
>>294039if they're so autistic talk about trains and only trains with them
Anonymous 294045
>>293967Cute!!!!!! I hope it works out kinz
Anonymous 294049
>>294039I feel this. My old friends mentioned crippling social anxiety before yet they have so many friends, constantly go out and post on their socials daily.
Meanwhile I haven't left the house in months and don't talk to anyone.
Anonymous 294051
>>294037Yes, there were some teen moids I heard on the news who were actually going around and shooting at random pedestrains. It seems there are also teen moids on social media now that go around hitting people on purpose or speeding for fun. 90% of people who use the public transportation are mentally ill and/or homeless. It's completely unusable without taking you ~2 hours to get anywhere either. Not even to a hospital, post office, or grocery store. Car dependant cities are just the worst.
Anonymous 294052
i was about to figure out whats wrong with my creeper farm and then a barn fucking exploded and i had to leave because of the smoke. im having minecraft withdrawals s
Anonymous 294056
I am always getting banned for no reason, will this be my life now?
Anonymous 294058
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Now that the temperature here is dropping, I have the fireplace lit while posting in the bunker. Extra cozy!
Anonymous 294059
>>294049They can still feel social anxiety even if they are doing better than you. Mental health issues occur in people in different ways and they can be more or less severe. It’s like having one limb amputated vs. all of them. Both are still amputees, but obviously the one with all limbs gone is in a significantly worse place. Retarded analogy but maybe you get what I mean.
Anonymous 294060
Junkochan sucks. I like CC well enough, it’s the best bunker. Seeing all the nonas bicker and try and fail to conquer other boards has been a fine substitute for my lolcor
Anonymous 294062
>>294060it really is times like these where the cows milk themselves
Anonymous 294064
>>294060Aw please post with us n0nny. Your presence is valued.
Anonymous 294065
you guys are only attracting attention to lc by posting on sketchy altchans and in tranny threads. won't be surprised if there's an influx of maleposters and disgusting bait when we're back online. why couldn't you spergs just stay on cc.
Anonymous 294066
>>294052Like a barn IRL exploded?!?!? Stay safe nona
Anonymous 294067
>>294066nta but she meant in minecraft nona KEK
Anonymous 294071
>>294060I think it's either a troll attempt to get nonas to post on a cuck board full of men, or it's rancefag continuing their manic episode. I just wish we could've stayed with fujochan.
Anonymous 294072
>>294060nah i like it better than here
>>294065literally no one uses the board, what is the issue?
Anonymous 294073
>>294058Comfyyy I have a tv in front of my fireplace so can’t join you but I can put on a video of a fireplace through the tv
Anonymous 294075
I feel like a missed a whole arc by being too busy to check the bunker yesterday and for most of today.
Anonymous 294078
>>294071fc doesn’t want you all. just accept it
Anonymous 294080
>>294065calm down, lc isn't a secret. the board is dead anyway. it's the same as any other bunker but there are no autobans.
Anonymous 294081
>>294071The thing is so many nons got banned by the automod so they kinda have to go to that weird ass cuck board, sadly it is currently more active than this thread though.
Anonymous 294083
I need the unpopular opinions thread back, I have an opinion I’ve been sitting on for the past week that I need to share but I won’t do it here.
Anonymous 294084
>>294078There initially was a big overlap between farmers and fc retarded larper.
Anonymous 294085
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I can't let the cat inside the house because he has worms. I feel so sad and sorry for him, sitting at the door meowing. Hopefully his owners will take him to the vet soon.
Anonymous 294086
>>294084duh? of course there’s overlap. but it’s a fujo board they don’t want non fujo farmers there
Anonymous 294087
>>294081I'm so curious what the unspeakable keywords are. They should be discussing what posts they think they got autobanned for and figure them out.
Anonymous 294089
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>>294049People often confuse social anxiety disorder with shyness. Shy people have a hard time with meeting people in the beginning, but then are just fine once they warm up to someone. People with social anxiety disorder will literally put every single thing they do under a microscope. Even the way they move their mouth or breath around someone. They will go to very big extremes like walking 2 miles in 90 degree weather to avoid eating around other people or avoid asking the person next to them to move so they can go to the bathroom, until they are about to damn near piss themselves. It is an actual 24/7 hell inside your mind.
I've met several people that unexpectedly claimed social anxiety while talking to them, but who by all means seemed to have a pretty normie social life. Shy people are usually just slightly more timid than average normies that would never do some of the crazy shit I mentioned.
Also note that those of us with social anxiety would normally never just tell other people IRL that easily and off the bat that we're socially anxious. That would give us….well, social anxiety. I dunno why but everyone calls feeling uncomfortable in social situations "social anxiety" now. It's never been understood by others very well or portrayed accurately. I've had it for an extremely long time, it's always ruled my whole life, and it is not as simple as just having a hard time making friends like the name implies. It gives you a state of self-consciousness so bad that it actually makes other people think you are completely retarded.
Anonymous 294092
>>294087the word p00r is one of them (an anon said when she removed the word p00rly from her post, the post was finally able to go through). another anon said she was banned for talking about the new beetle juice movie, and one was banned for talking about sandwiches
Anonymous 294093
>>294049Lots of women I would talk to would try to relate to my social anxiety (I never mentioned it) as well even if it's obvious they don't have it. I actually think it's just their way of trying to get close or befriend you. At first I thought it was annoying, but it's kind of nice, really.
Anonymous 294095
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I sometimes feel bad for being a NEET who shoplifts and leeches off society, but then i remember this is the same society that made the "Hauk tuah" girl rich for literally no reason and feel better.
Anonymous 294096
>>294065i am so confused as to why we are attempting to move. the people who shit up the cc bunkers can see this thread with links to the new bunkers and are likely lurking. in due time they’ll move to that totally unmoderated board where no mods can ban their retardation. we are waving a red flag in the distance to a herd of bulls. it will never be as peaceful as the first bunkers and that’s the reality. the only need for another bunker is to compile a list of the no no cc automod words to prevent anything further. this would all be solved if we were more peaceful when responding to one another when we disagree on things, and maybe just didn’t respond to some things at all? there is no need to put energy into bait, nor every little thing you disagree with. but alas.
and honestly, while there’s definitely a lot of totally random bans, i definitely think there’s also some n0nnas who were arguing in prior threads that are now crusading about the unfair bans as well. You never know what the people upset about the bans did to get banned unless they outright give a specific reason.
Anonymous 294097
>>294092poor beetlejuice sandwich
testing
Anonymous 294098
>>293831Calling yourself a roastie is so pathetic, I have more respect for the anon that ate her own discharge.
Anonymous 294099
>>294067no i meant in real life it was really scary
Anonymous 294100
>>294096I don’t even understanding what’s bothering you all so much. Literally in your worst case scenario what happens? We just go back to the slow cc thread. You are agonising over nothing.
Anonymous 294102
>>294100>Literally in your worst case scenario what happens? i suppose you didn't see any of the racism and porn spam we got in the past few hours
Anonymous 294103
>>294096Anon it's not that serious.
>>294102Nta but I haven't. I don't leave the bunker. Maybe you shouldn't either, you know since containment is the whole point of a bunker.
Anonymous 294104
>>294102Are you new kek? Lc is worse with this and we had some on here too. I didn’t see what porn you’re talking about though, I’ve just been on the bunker. Again what is so bothersome, no one’s asking you to go there…? The anons who are on there are fine.
Anonymous 294105
>>294103there are people ITT who use cc even when lolcow isn't down, i'm not a refugee and don't need to be contained
Anonymous 294106
>>294104I wasn't that anon
>>294096, I'm just chiming in to say I noticed an increase in raids since we started spreading to the moid ib
Anonymous 294107
>>294098That nona might be me as i have posted about eating my discharge there once. I can't remembered my moms birthday but i remember once telling farmers that i enjoy eating my own discharge. As if eating your discharge isn't normal. I do it all the time and it taste good.
Anonymous 294108
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>>293755I feel this so much. Going through a divorce myself, we were together for almost 8 years and one day he said we needed to talk and that he couldn't do it anymore that he wanted a divorce. Sleep has been my way of coping even though I know I'm sleeping an unhealthy amount. I'm a bpdfag and without having someone to pour myself into I just feel so empty and unmotivated. It's been over a year for me too and only things keeping me going are my friends and family and my cat. It's nice to know I'm not alone in feeling this way. We will get through this .
Anonymous 294109
>>294107 I remember you. I don't do it but I think you're iconic. Mine smells good, but especially my period, and sometimes I wish I had the guts to do it.
Anonymous 294110
>>294107Nona it is not normal. I'm sorry kek
Anonymous 294112
>>294096the last few weeks before the site went down there was a huge influx of spammers and baiters (even other anons noticed it was worse than the typical summerfaggotry), if we were getting raided before i fear it's only going to get worse. lc isn't some big secret but posting our shit all over every altchan is like a big advertisement to come and "totes troll the roasties" after the site comes back up. as thought the tumblr and tiktok transplants weren't enough of a problem.
Anonymous 294114
>>294108oh nonners i am so goddamn sorry.
Anonymous 294115
>>294109I personality wouldn't recommend period blood. Whilst the discharge taste good, especially after masurbating, period blood tatse very strong to me. Like blood but more bitter.
Anonymous 294116
>>294108Divorce sucks, even a year later. I was the one who initiated mine after being together 7 years. I realized that staying with him forever would make him happy – but it would make me miserable and slowly kill my soul. He was completely unwilling to compromise or change his shitty attitude and habits, no matter how much I was willing to be flexible, positive, and patient for him. Anyway, I coped with a regrettable rebound and now that that is over, I'm moving toward the 24/7 depression sleep phase of coping. It's so hard to wake up in the mornings and even worse coming home at night to a strange, empty apartment. All I want to do is sleep and cry.
Yes, we'll get through it. We're not going to die, and in a year from now or even sooner, we'll be doing so much better. But having to kill a dream you had with someone really sucks. Hugs and support.
Anonymous 294118
>>294104nta but the infight about a certain weeb related topic was kind of annoying to be fair
Anonymous 294121
>>294089>Even the way they move their mouth or breath around someone. Oh god the breathing thing is something I focus on a lot. In a similar way I cannot eat around people because of swallowing sounds
It's so dumb
>avoid asking the person next to them to move so they can go to the bathroom, until they are about to damn near piss themselvesThis reminds me of when I was in school I would pretend I was sick to go home just so I could pee
>I've had it for an extremely long time, it's always ruled my whole lifeIt is hell, I am sorry
>>294093I guess I see the niceness in it of trying to relate. I just struggle with it a lot because I feel so alienated and that no one else I know is as bad as me. I don't meant this to come off as a woe is me, I understand that others have issues and can stil be anxious. It just sucks when I see these people can hold a job, go to the shop, answer a text or the door etc and then say we are both the same.
Anonymous 294124
>>294107i think everyone's shamefully tasted their own cum but discharge?? your body expelled that for a reason
Anonymous 294125
>>294096you don’t get it. those anons wanted no moderation specifically
so they can infight and shit up the place. it’s not different anons
Anonymous 294127
>>294124>i think everyone's shamefully tasted their own cumnope can't say that I have n0nnie
Anonymous 294129
>>294125what? it’s chill right now. also you infight puritans need to stop, it only gets irritating when it lasts too long or it’s racebait.
>>294123kek…
Anonymous 294132
Anons I have the most bullshit luck.
>buy matching earrings to complete the jewelry set for an outfit to an event in two weeks
>receive all packages today on my way to the car
>excitedly take out earrings from package to look at them while in car
>put them down in car
>drive to work function
>drive back, stop at grocery store, continue home
>go to collect my shit left in the car
>check empty packaging
>gather items, don't notice earrings but figure they are buried in armful of stuff
>discard empty packaging
>carry items inside house
>realize earrings are not in my stack
>not found anywhere in car
>retrieved empty packaging, not in packaging or trash bin
What the fuck…
The only thing I can think may have happened is that they somehow slipped out of my car and dropped in the parking lot when I went to work. It's like they were consumed to the fucking ether!!!! Just because I wanted to look at my new shiny things fuuuuuuuuuck.
Anonymous 294133
>hops on fujochan to see if it can replace the currently down imageboard
>sees picture of shotas on the front page
>leaves traumatized, never to return again
Anyway, how's your milk withrawal syndrome going ?
Anonymous 294135
>>294133shotaposting like spraying bug repellent on your home
Anonymous 294136
>>294121Nta but i relate to all of this. Also whenever im around people, my body suddenly stiffens and i feel like im moving my body in a contrived way, like im controlling a puppet and not my body. Sometimes i will randomly "spasm" when i move too fast because i was so stiff all day.
Anonymous 294137
>>294135You gotta admit it's a good tactic that works (most of the time).
Anonymous 294138
>>294136The spasms suck so much.
I don't even wanna look around after I've done it cause of embarrassment, even though I know it's irrational to think anyone around me would think it was embarrassing, or even notice. And then the spasms make the stiffness worse.
The circle has no end aa
Anonymous 294139
>>294059This is some retarded TikTok comment shit
Anonymous 294140
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idk if any nonies can relate but i cannot fucking stand group work/group projects/forced groups and those dynamics in general.
there is such a primal disgust that arises in me from seeing people poorly hide passive-aggression, being two-faced, lusting after one another, kissing someone elses ass etc etc. it feels like being forced to watch chimps fuck and eat the earwax and shit off one another and act like its super important and dignified.
its not even autism.
i just fucking hate people acting like fucking apes towards each other irl and being expected to take any of it seriously
Anonymous 294141
>>294059It only counts as a disorder if it is clinically significant aka it impairs your life in some way.
Anonymous 294142
>>294140I love that clip of bjork so much
Anonymous 294143
I think lolcor has been significantly bad for my health but i need the artist salt and degen threads back
Anonymous 294144
I am getting calcium deficient from lack of lolcow
Anonymous 294145
>>294085Steal the cat it deserves better
Anonymous 294146
I knew I had a phonecall at 11 for my mental health but I forgot I had a phonecall at 10am too for my mental health paycheck
It's 4am I'm not looking forward to this
Anonymous 294148
>>294141I don't understand why everything must be pathologised. The reason for a dx is to try to cure or relieve the issues that come with it, like other illness. I could say I have a cold but I don't need to go to the doctor to get treatment or the exact diagnosis unless it's killing me, and it would be silly if I started claiming that I had tuberculosis because of a mild cold. And misdiagnosis and treatments that don't work or make things actively worse happens all the time with mental illness in a clinical environment, you should really only being getting a diagnosis if you're willing to risk all that. Otherwise, why should you care if you're not seeking clinical help, there's no point to getting that dx. Also there's so many things that factor in the way you think and act that could just be stress and your upbringing, which sometimes overlaps with conditions but it doesn't mean that it is those conditions at play. Personal is me getting armchaired for autism every few months by annoying people even though I've been tested five times by different clinicians so either I'm very unlucky or am not autistic. I'd think those people are trying to call me retarded if they weren't such holier than thou preachy types.
Not to be a burger hater but it's such a Americanism to be that preoccupied with labels and traumadumping people to make yourself seem like a victim or the more righteous person.
Anonymous 294150
i had a nightmare that lolcow had shut down, the banner message said something about how the site wasnt fair or nice enough, and i remember trying to go to the wayback machine before they said old threads would be archived. i woke up terrified and im so glad it was only a nightmare, it was hard to tell if it was real or not
Anonymous 294153
>>294149
Kek n0nnie she means that the person who gave that date (the 12th of this month) may have had insider info
Anonymous 294154
>>294150that wasn’t a nightmare it was a prophetic vision
Anonymous 294156
>>294112right. the only way n0nnies can solve the infighting issue is to just not respond to infighters. if no one responds then those lifeless retards will naturally get bored and look for darker alleyways.
Anonymous 294160
>>294158my period just ended and for some reason my depression always hits me like a truck after.
>>294159yes please, group cry session when
Anonymous 294162
moid take but i hate both ramona flowers type tifs and guys who think theyre so cool, it comes from a place of feeling different and hurt but like they need to be put down
Anonymous 294163
>>293908This is a big lie. Lc is better than any other sites but let's not forget they banned people for 7 days for shitposting the "good moid thread" and actually wanted that thread to stay. They also obviously take sides in infights instead of banning everyone involved. The jannies are a joke
Anonymous 294164
Is it dumb that sometimes I want to break up with my nigel and become a hermit with no friends, even though I wanted to die when I was a friendless NEET?
Anonymous 294165
>>294164yes it is dumb don’t do that you’re desired
Anonymous 294166
>>294164Yes, could it be you're just feeling exhausted of dealing with people?
Anonymous 294167
>>294164no being a friendless neet is based
Anonymous 294169
>>294148Pathologizing the human condition is just fucked up. I understand people want to understand their place in the world but labeling every struggle and negative trait with a DSM label is regressive. I went through that mentality most of my life and the diagnoses really made me think I was “stuck” with a condition for the rest of my life but I wasn’t. Most people aren’t. The mental health field has done a lot of damage with applying the disease model to mental health issues aka the human condition.
Anonymous 294172
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So a girl I know from when I was in high-school wants so badly to reconnect with me, it's obnoxious tbh, I don't know what I was nervous about a few weeks ago, like I'm a sperg but she's nobody to me.
We used to be "best friends" and I considered her a friend even when we would barely talk, even when she would steal my shit and when she would control me so I was her forever fan and imitator.
Having my real best friend, who is a woman I met in university and who has become a really important part of my heart, has shown me that I don't need that girl I met from high-school and that I have to have standards in life, higher standards than what I had back in the past.
And what set off this realization is that I was talking with my aunt after discussing with my mom about doing a small partnership with that girl from high-school, it's nothing that will make me break the bank but that also won't make me rich either, if anything, I consider this a hobby that may give me some money if she accepts, this was thanks to my mom's idea tbh, which I appreciate a lot because my original plan was to ignore her invi to that event that the girl will host.
What my aunt said and triggered my annoyance towards that girl is that she never respected me and that she's a conwoman, she stole the whole ass manga I took to school once, like the whole series, and then when I visited her before going to another country, she pointed at my manga and laughed thinking that that was such a funnnnnyyyyy and quirky thing that she did.
And you know what? I will add an asshole tax to the work I will do, she deserves this, I deserve this because she wasn't a good friend tbh, I will keep her at an arm's length like I've been doing ever since she wanted to reconnect with me, all I feel for her is contempt at best, and at first I thought it was she has a child and a husband, but it's because she didn't even try to talk with me before all of that while I was in another country, like this shit isn't the 15th century, she could've texted me back then and I would've been thrilled.
I also didn't ever try to contact her first because I was always the one doing the hard work in that friendship, it wasn't a two way street.
Hopefully she gets the hint that if she wants to work with me, this will be merely a business type of relationship, I will invite her to my birthday out of courtesy but otherwise I plan of keeping a distance and to show her that she just isn't my friend anymore, I have my best friend who I honestly love and want to spend my time with, I don't need some half-hearted pathetic excuse of a relationship that's all about one-sided adoration and full-time dedication.
Anonymous 294174
>>294172Good for you to realising you deserve better, Nona. Is it a real business proposition or some MLM scam?
Anonymous 294175
>>294092my post about jack corbett being cute got deleted and so did the replies
Anonymous 294176
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I can’t stand normie meme culture.
Anonymous 294177
>>294174A real business proposal actually! it's all arts and crafts stuff for events. If she doesn't like the price then I will just sell the stuff I make somewhere else, maybe at some anime event or something like that.
Anonymous 294178
>>294163and deleted a bunch of posts they didn't agree with in that thread, and revealed an anon's IP
Anonymous 294179
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Is it retarded that I'm mad at my mom?
>She wants me to go to her house constantly because she's lonely, despite me being in college and having a social life, both which are very time consuming.
>Ironic considering she was physically absent when I was a kid.
>She always says mean spirited comments and tries to pass them off as jokes. For example, when I was an emo/edgy teen she'd call me a baby prostitute; and now that I have a good nigel she says he's "too good for me" and I don't deserve him.
>She calls me a piece of shit very often, for any reason. If she gets slightly mad, she will say I'm scum and that I will never be happy.
>She is unable to hear no. If I say don't touch my hair/face, she gets mad, despite well knowing I loathe it. If I have even the smallest pimple she will try to pop it without my consent. Insane.
>She wanted me to move cities with her on a whim, despite me having a life and an education here. Got mad when I said no.
>She's very weird about my weight and always whines about me being "too skinny" and will make mean comments about my weight.
>Will call me manipulative, spoiled, etc. for no reason.
>Will yell at me and corner me despite me being in my 20s. Will get enraged if I cry.
I wish I could cut her off but I depend on her for money to keep studying. What can I do, sisters-in-farm?
Anonymous 294180
>>294179Also I'm getting my bachelors around 2026, until then I have to endure.
Anonymous 294181
Rancefag revealed her fucking location like a moron.
Anonymous 294183
Having one of those moments where I am convinced that everyone hates me and that I should cut them all out of my life so they don't have to put up with me anymore. I'm too old to still be having thoughts like this kek.
Anonymous 294185
What is this place? There's no cow threads, drama.. It's like a pre-teen site.
Anonymous 294186
i wish i had a friend who would play video games with me. i have so many coop games i got from bundles but can’t play because my only friends don’t like those kind of games. they won’t even play ffxiv with me anymore so i’m super lonely playing that too.
feeling a bit down tonight
Anonymous 294187
>>294186i would play ffxiv with you
if i wasn’t suspended Anonymous 294188
i had a fibrous papule and accidentally picked it off. apparently people pay $ to get them removed so i guess that's cool i did it for free.
Anonymous 294190
>>294185preteen is when we talk about something that isnt mean spirited gossip?
Anonymous 294191
I wanna a-log Ebay buyers (a certain one in particular) so fucking bad right now
Anonymous 294195
>>294176Why would someone wear a fucking hawk tuah jumpsuit?? Or any of this shit?
Anonymous 294196
>>294193i was heartbroken but then i remembered her kid is a tif
Anonymous 294197
>>294185Fujochan feels more preteen. I still remember when my head was full of yaoi and no plans for the future. Good times.
Anonymous 294198
a few days ago there was a pre-bunker confession thread on here that n0nnas started actively posting in. where did that go? i can’t find it on /b/. did the mods delete it?
Anonymous 294200
>>294185It's a normal imageboard
>>294164You could dump your nigel if you're not into him anymore as a romantic partner and seek female friendships instead. You don't need to be friendless.
>>294107I think I've tasted it too, I'm not sure, it was salty iirc. You're not alone.
>>294148I'm so tired of the word "neurodivergent" being used
everywhere. So not being identical to your idea of a "normal" person makes you special now? Not only that, but being a little quirky, weird or nerdy is a mental illness or neurological condition? Everyone who has their own unique personality and issues is autistic/ADHD/ND now, it seems. Kinda like how everyone is "queer" now kek
Anonymous 294201
>>294179>>294180Mourn the mother you never had and then initiate a form of structured contact. I recommend you take a trip to r/raisedbynarcissists, not saying your mom is one but you might benefit from reading a few posts there.
Anonymous 294203
>>294168ah could you please remind me of these ponies names? I remember watching specifically clips of them om youtube some years ago
Anonymous 294205
How do I give less fucks and be more of an authentic person? I feel like if I let go of needing to perform for validation and stop putting weight in other peoples opinions of me it will do me a lot of good. I know this but it’s hard to practice, every interaction feels like I’m doing automatic mental math on how to behave to optimize a positive opinion about me from the person I’m interacting with.
Anonymous 294207
>>294205Ask yourself, why do you need people to like you? If you meet someone and they dislike you, how does that make you feel?
Anonymous 294208
>>294205Vulnerability is necessary for true connection but it's very hard to do when it's difficult for you to heal from or get over people who react negatively to you. It becomes easier when you accept that getting hurt by others is inevitable, but that's okay because you will stand up for yourself, protect yourself, forgive yourself, and look after yourself when you need it. I know this will sound counterproductive but I stopped feeling controlled by worrying about what other people thought of me when I practiced to stop being afraid of conflict and got better at standing up for myself. When you learn that it is truly possible for you to depend on yourself to protect you in this world, you will become stronger and more able to resist what others think of you.
Anonymous 294209
>>294185Ironically, talking about drama is one of the most preteen things a person can do.
Anonymous 294210
I don't think spongebob is funny
Anonymous 294213
>>294200>Everyone who has their own unique personality and issues is autistic/ADHD/ND now, it seems. Kinda like how everyone is "queer" now kekIt's hard to articulate, but I think it's because identity through subculture is dead since the new subculture is identity itself. In the past, identity was formed through direct interaction with the Other and life experience, and a person's identity was largely dependent on other people ("The Other sees me as X, so then I am X"). Now, identity is self-based and formed through personal introspection. You can see this in troon rhetoric ("If I
say that I am a woman because I
think that I am a woman, then I
am a woman!"), but it's evident in society at large. A lot of people only want to
look the part, not
play the part, which has given rise to the -core phenomenon we see today. I think this is an effect of the acceleration of identity politics in the past 15 years, in part due to the rise of social media mass-use. I also think it has something to do with the blurring between the real world and the virtual world - a lot of younger people that were born after 2000 can't tell the difference.
>Anybody can be a nobody, but everybody can't be a somebody. This is what a lot of younger people are struggling with today.
Anonymous 294215
>>294207I’ll think on this question more since I can’t think of a full answer that feels right. I think I don’t place any value in my own judgement, especially my own judgement of myself so I rely on other peoples judgement of me to validate me. Of course this rings hollow when the person others are judging is not the most authentic me. This isn’t 100% it though so I’ll ruminate on it more.
>>294208Thanks Nona, your advice makes a lot of sense. I’ll try my best to internalize it. I don’t think I’m very good at standing up for myself or feel very self assured about myself so it’s an endless cycle for now. What kind of things did you do to practice approaching conflict without fear?
Anonymous 294216
I went to bed early but it meant I woke up early, like 5am early and I haven’t been able to get back to sleep, and my brain has decided now would be a great time to have an existential crisis and remind me of my shortcomings
Anonymous 294218
>>294217non event of the year that prove normies will find fascination in the most mundane “mysteries”
Anonymous 294219
>>294216Your shortcomings mean nothing and you ruminate in vain. All that you regret is naught and there is no crisis. In fact, the universe is so perfect that the very existence of a problem necessitates the existence of its solution. There is such a multitude of love upon you that the sun and the stars are dim in comparison. Realize now that you exist in the best of all possible worlds, and that all that is here is here for your pleasure.
Anonymous 294220
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me trying to learn to enjoy green tea without adding sweeteners
Anonymous 294221
>>294220I've heard that if green tea tastes bitter it means your blood is acidic, maybe observe your diet
Anonymous 294223
>>294092Lmao, whyy. I was like banned 5 times for this word, i got rid of many others, but couldn't guess the problem was this one. I got rid of the entire part of the post at the end.
>>294197You're kind of right. Would be fun if i had fujochan when i was a newbie fujo, heh.
Anonymous 294224
>>294092I think also 4v0cad0 (sorry for the retarded tiktok spelling, I don't want ban)
Anonymous 294225
>>294218Idk I think maybe some people just have a life filled with wonder and joy and maybe you need to just lighten up a lil bit
Anonymous 294226
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What happened to lolcow and will it ever be back?
Anonymous 294227
>>294226She's at her girlfriend's house right now just wait a while.
Anonymous 294232
>>294221It's not that it tastes bitter, it's more like that most green teas taste like grass to me unless I put in some sweeteners. But since green tea is supposedly good for you I wanna learn to drink it as it is. And tbh, this one I'm trying now is one I bought at a fair this weekend and it tastes surprisingly good without having to add anything so it's a start!
Anonymous 294235
>>294221If it tastes bitter, it's oversteeped or the water was too hot. The water shouldn't boil and it shouldn't stay in it for too long.
>>294232Maybe try green teas with different flavours? My favorites are green tea with cherry blossom and Damask rose.
Anonymous 294237
I get so fucking tired og the "nOt My NiGeL!!" bullshit. Yes, your fucking nigel. It applies to your nigel as well.
Anonymous 294238
>>294226its meant to come back late today, fingers crossed
Anonymous 294239
Happy Tuesday n0nnies, what are your plans for the day? I’m going to try and make my own granola tonight
Anonymous 294241
>>294108Manifesting he experiences testicular torsion in the worse way.
Anonymous 294242
>>294239Sleeping. I like working midnight shifts and sleeping during the day even on my nights off.
Anonymous 294244
>>294239I'm going to tidy and start renovating
Anonymous 294246
>>294237>no one has mentioned nigels for hours>REEE NIGELPOSTERSRent free
Anonymous 294247
>>294108going thru it aswell noni. i was in a co-dependent relationship with an addict adhd moid from 18-24, he impulsively broke up with me last year, regretted it a week after and wanted me back, but i knew i had to take that opportunity to get out for good. he only just moved out of our shared apartment a month ago and i was stuck in an apathetic state of pushing away my feelings with weed and rebound sex for a whole year. i had a panic attack last weekend so i decided to finally stop smoking and it's all been so hard. the hardest thing i've done in my whole life. the last 10 years i've always been involved with some moid and i've always smoked weed to not feel so much so now i feel like a baby giraffe trying to stand on it's own legs. plus having to process that fucked up relationship that forever changed my brain. the fact that lc is down during this phase is so symbolic because it's one of my old coping mechanisms too, it's like a higher power protecting me from relying on them rn.
Anonymous 294248
>>294239I just completed call one, now I am waiting for call two
>>294146I have had no sleep so I will probably be chugging coffee all day and playing core keeper after this is done
Anonymous 294249
>>294239Working on a presentation for the important people at my company. Saying I'm nervous would be an understatement
Anonymous 294250
>>293991>>293994I opened the cuck board, and I have to ask: what the fuck is wrong with these people? Why does that imageboard exist? Surely they are either troons or a handful of severely mentally ill women? I would rather lose both LC and CC than socialize there.
Anonymous 294251
>>294246It wasn't a reference to anything on this site. It was referring to a conversation I was having with a "friend" who is defending her nigel because he is her boyfriend therefore he is all perfect and wouldn't be a typical scrote. Way to assume, nona.
Anonymous 294252
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Lack of lolcow is seriously making me consider going back to xitter and rejoining a fandom. I miss talking about my hobbies with other women so much.
Anonymous 294253
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Anonymous 294256
I need my cat to stop stepping on my boobs it hurts so bad.
Anonymous 294257
>>294255absolutely nothing. I have no classes today so im gonna chill at home. wbu?
Anonymous 294258
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What's the weather like for you n0nnies? Here the temperature dropped from 30°C down to 15°C in 2 days and it's kind of messing with me. Very cozy to sit on my couch with a thick blanket though, I'm feeling very autumnal.
Anonymous 294259
>>294258I'm 15c too and its rainy and windy
perfect
Anonymous 294260
>>294237Everyone else gets sick of your obsessive sperging about men and your inability to talk about anything else.
YOU apply it to everyone's nigel. Just you. Seethe harder.
Anonymous 294261
Gendies are sinking their teeth into new wave, no wave, art pop, basically any weird or experimental type of music. It has always been the case that this kind of stuff attracts artsy gay people, but it used to be in a rejecting social norms and being provocative way, not in a uwu trans crybaby way. It's just annoying. I hope tiktok gendies don't start liking The Residents.
Anonymous 294262
>>294257same here, might take a nap because i've slept like shit lately.
>>294258been hot as shit the past few days but it's finally gone down to below 20°C today, excited for fall.
Anonymous 294263
>>294258its fucking 35 with 70% humidity i hate it there. I am jealous of you.
Anonymous 294264
>>294259same here, I like days like today sometimes. I feel all cosy and guilt-free about staying inside.
Anonymous 294265
>>294258the weather was so hot these past few weeks, but i think this week will be more chilly. autumn weather = best weather
Anonymous 294267
>>294260It's okay, nona. Just keep telling yourself: "not my nigel."
Anonymous 294268
>>294259>>294264That sounds amazing, enjoy. It's just kind of gray here right now, but supposed to storm later. I think I'll stock up on some fancy hot chocolate ingredients to sip while I sit and stare out of the window like a cat kek
>>294263Jesus, I hope it gets better for you soon. Sending you cool thoughts
Anonymous 294269
>>294256I hate when mine uses them to gain impulse for his jump, but its so sweet when uses them like little pillows and extends his paws to my face
Anonymous 294270
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>>294258It's 12°C here. Last week it was hot and sunny, then it almost instantly changed to be wet and windy. It's been overcast with no hint of sunshine for over seven days. Humidity gets as high as 95% so lots of thick fog at night and in the mornings.
Anonymous 294271
>>294269my cats sometimes knead on my stomach… very offensive
Anonymous 294272
>>294253I think eurononies are the best, no infighting when it's our time. I just bought some bibimbap for lunch.
Anonymous 294273
>>294269>uses them like little pillows and extends his paws to my faceThis is very sweet! I also like when he just cuddles up for a hug and sleeps with his head on my shoulder. He just also is extremely terrible about stepping on my nipples which hurts terribly.
Anonymous 294274
>>294272true, the infighting always gets worse when the burgers start waking up. love my fellow euros.
Anonymous 294276
>>294271I hate it when mine does that. She has really sharp claws.
Anonymous 294277
Nonas, as much as we shit on moids, some of us still chose to be in relationships with them.
Word of advice tho, if you have ANY suspicion that your nigel is a narcissist, run. I swear, those moids will try and destroy everything that you are
Anonymous 294278
>>294271Specially if they are +4kg, dude you are crushing me
>>294273aww is so relaxing to fall asleep hugging them, no matter the temperature. They are masters in finding our weak spots, for good or for evil haha
Anonymous 294279
>>294278My 6.5kg tabby sleeps on my chest. As long as he's not walking around too much, I don't mind it. He's too soft and cuddly to push off.
Anonymous 294280
>>294253Joo euronönnas what’s up? What did you have for lunch? I had instant ramen
Anonymous 294281
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i thought maintenence was supposed to be over today
Anonymous 294284
>>294281No, it wasn't. It was supposed to be over on Thursday kekkk
