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LC /g/ Containment Thread Anonymous 13792
For all the husbandofags and regular de/g/enerates to use while so that other farmers don't bully and harass them for being kind of annoying (no offense)
Anonymous 13793
What if I like n0nnies insulting my husbando because it’s what he deserves and it turns me on
Anonymous 13794
This is so much better than the ugly ai thread pic
Anonymous 13795
>>13794Yeah it is supposed to symbolize that /ot/ and /g/ anons can be friends even if we both find each other annoying sometimes and get in fights we are still friends
Anonymous 13796
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It's noctis' birthday today!!! I'm going to go to a bakery to get a dessert to celebrate!
Anonymous 13798
>>13796Happy birthday Noctis and enjoy that cake NONAAA
Anonymous 13799
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dazai s. are you here?
>>13796did you still find him attractive after the timeskip
Anonymous 13800
>>13799FUCK NO. Him old is disastrous. it's based that very few fans draws or edits him as old
Anonymous 13801
>>13800i thought the same. he looked so ugly with his beard
>>13799it censored n o n n i e s
Anonymous 13803
Not a Dazai nona but I wanna see him old. Google showed nothing but I also didn’t try super hard.
Anonymous 13806
Someone make thread 12 HURRY
Anonymous 13807
a really sweet little girl complimented my nails today and her mom just looked so happy to be with her and when i was leaving the store i saw a young couple with their own baby who looked so happy together and fucking ugh having baby fever is so hard. i need the baby talk thread right now
Anonymous 13808
>>13807Same ugh I’m pregnant right now and wish i could post there
Anonymous 13809
I want to post some 3D pigs but I'm too self conscious. Hopefully someone else will make the first move.
Anonymous 13811
>>13808Congratulations nona! I’m pregnant as well with my first child. How far along are you and how do you feel?
Anonymous 13812
>>13809Samefag actually I changed my mind after reading some complaints in one of the previous bunkers I don't want to get recognized. There's at least one or two other anons who also post the guy I like but everyone else will probably get annoyed anyway. Man I was feeling excited, but ashamed at the same time.
>>13810Kek
Anonymous 13814
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I'll take one for the team and post the first 3DPD so nonas with better taste than me don't have to feel bad
Anonymous 13815
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>>13812Let's suffer together , I'm in the same situation, it's hurt but I don't want to annoy others either. Be brave !
Anonymous 13816
I love the mommyposters and husbandofags existing in harmony
Anonymous 13817
Lolcor dead 4ever rip
Anonymous 13818
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Never posted in the husbandofag threads nor would I consider myself obsessed, but I've been focused on this guy lately. I would wanna be obvious in my flirting and take on the challenge of making him nervous. Also I just know it in my bones he'd give the meanest most desperate fucking head
Anonymous 13819
Damn I wanna fuck him so hard rn. He's a stupid manslut
Anonymous 13820
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All my husbands are DEAADDD because no one told Megumi you’re supposed to spit not swallow.
Anonymous 13821
I've never shared who my husbando is on any of the threads is this normal
Anonymous 13822
It's just for shitposting and playful shock value but I've been telling all my friends that I want to be shoved up inside my husbando's dick hole just to horrify them recently
Anonymous 13823
>>13821Dw, me neither, I'd be instantly recognizable by any of my irl friends or online ones due to being the only one obsessed with that guy.
Anonymous 13824
>>13821Do you feel shame? Because you shouldn't, you should be proud of your love. Open up to us nona.
Anonymous 13825
>>13821It's my first time posting here too, don't worry. It's comfier with less eyes on you, y'know?
Anonymous 13826
>>13811I’m 6 weeks pregnant and I’m so, indescribably happy. I found out very recently and I’m over the moon. My morning sickness has been minimal thankfully, but my boobs feel insane. Also it’s so interesting watching and reading about how fetuses grow; right now my child is growing their arms and legs. They’re so small right now but they’ll be so big in the future. I don’t really have a word to describe what thinking about that makes me feel, but it is a good feeling
Anonymous 13827
>>13826Congratulations! What a great experience to have, I wish you and your baby a safe pregnancy and a swift recovery.
Anonymous 13831
>>13824Not shame. Some kind of anxiety maybe? That I'll be recognised, or people might hate him? Or maybe one day I'll look back in the future and have cringe attacks over sharing him? I'm a super withdrawn person normally. I have no clue.
Anonymous 13832
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I want to smear my blood all over his face and then fuck him. I'm sad lolcor is down I miss our thread.
Anonymous 13834
>>13832I want to put my period blood in his food as some kind of nasty ritual. midsommar style
And then ride him while he's passed out or high Anonymous 13835
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>>13834>>13832You're kind of a freak. It's pretty admirable actually
Anonymous 13836
>>13835I'm worse than that actually, I'm a huge edgefag when it comes to fictional men, lots of gore and eating kek
Anonymous 13837
>>13834Based. Having my way with him while he's out of it is so hot to think about
>>13835ty
Anonymous 13838
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>>13836Based. It's not my thing, but I support violence when it comes to moids.
Anonymous 13839
>>13838I wanna cut him up and eat him a bit. Nah he'd probably taste like shit considering he's an insect hybrid demon thing but there's an intimacy with all that blood. It's just love for me
Anonymous 13840
I haven't had the heart to post my guy recently due to finding out that he cheated on his first wife. But I also read that they had a codependent relationship so Idk who's to blame. Either way I'd feel like a hypocrite if I defended him for it. But I'm more curious than anything about it. I want to know.
Anonymous 13841
>>13840It's not rare for 3dpd men to cheat, so I get how you feel. You can still find him hot without defending him if that's what you're really worried about.
Anonymous 13842
>>13841Well assuming it's a 3dpd guy, I honestly thought she was talking about a fictional one for a minute lol
Anonymous 13843
I want him to pump me full of cum
I love saying sentences like this online and having irl moids think I would let them do this
I want an imaginary fourth dimension non-newtonian fluid cum
Anonymous 13844
>>13842If a fictional moid cheated on his wife I'd just objectify him harder as revenge
Anonymous 13845
why is the bunker thread just horny husbando posting…. you nonas are destroying my delusion that the lolcow userbase are predominantly scrote hating lesbians
Anonymous 13847
>>13845Unfortunately most women are attracted to men
Anonymous 13848
>>13845isnt that what /g/ normally is anyway
Anonymous 13849
>>13846I feel this screenshot so strongly…
Anonymous 13850
>>13845It is though? There's a difference between reality and fantasy. I wouldn't touch a moid with a 10 foot pole irl but fictional husbandos hot and need to be fucked and gored
Anonymous 13851
>>13831I used to post my husbando over LC with no shame some time ago and now I feel like this. I understand
Anonymous 13852
>>13841Yeah, I know… It just sucks. But there's still a little part of me that feels sympathetic about it.
From what I read, his first wife didn't seem like the nicest lady to begin with. Maybe it compounded over time. Idk. Guess I need to delve deeper into this.
Anonymous 13853
>>13845You're free to post about masturbating and fashion and whatever else goes on in /g/, those other anons were just posting about their babies. I however, will post about how much I want my husbando terrified of me but also completely in love.
Anonymous 13854
>>13852Aw. Look deeper into it if it helps clear your mind
Anonymous 13855
>>13845So in your mind, you can't think that males are inferior while still feeling sexually attracted to them?
Anonymous 13856
>>13855this is how moids think kek. i feel the same, time to inverse the roles
Anonymous 13858
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Sighhhh, he's so cute here. I just wish the ape in front of him would move.
Anonymous 13859
I want him so much anons but in canon he's an asexual weirdo, I feel so guilty over it because I feel making him sexual ruins him in how he's not like other moids and it ruins an aspect of his character. But also I am a de/g/enerate
Anonymous 13861
>>13860so why does he have yellow teeth
Anonymous 13862
>>13861Because vivzie decided the canon reason everyone stayed away from him was bad breath
Anonymous 13864
>>13863He looks like the guy from human league
Anonymous 13865
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i’m experiencing signs of early-stage schizophrenia
Anonymous 13867
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>>13861Because his mouth turns into an old-timey radio speaker in his demon form
Anonymous 13869
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Fun fact: at one point Bigfoot falls in love with Donatello in the 2012 series. I felt kind of called out by it ngl. (Also I hate that Leo and Casey are mean to Bigfoot she's trying her best and she seemed like a sweetheart.)
>>13830who's the lady? I love when female characters get cool scars.
Anonymous 13872
I'm so happy that yume pov porn of my husband exists, it's not coomerish and disgusting
Anonymous 13873
How am I supposed to talk about the characters/celebrities/whatever I like without it looking like avatarfagging when the things I'm talking about are directly related to the image and other anons keep posting him and some anons will keep begging you to say who it is if you try to be vague? Im still upset about something said in another thread I'm sorry
Anonymous 13874
a while ago i was completely obsessed with this guy for a couple months and decided to post him in a husbando thread in a lust-induced delirium. right after i posted him, i stopped feeling anything positive for him and kinda feel grossed out now whenever i look at him… hes kinda ugly tbh. is this normal?
Anonymous 13875
>>13873Nona I've already posted my moid thrice. You're in the designated thirst thread. Just suck it up and do it. Other anons are just faces behind a screen, it's not like it matters.
Anonymous 13876
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I'm really missing the husbando hornyposting thread right now. I gotta post somewhere about how I'm weirdly thirsty for a specific anime man and what I want him to do to me with those hands.
Anonymous 13877
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This episode just called out so many of us, kek
Anonymous 13878
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I wish I was this stupid fucking toy
Anonymous 13880
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When you're the only person that likes your 3dpd so you have to draw all the fan art for him.
Anonymous 13881
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>>13832Holy shit hi nonka fancy seeing you in the bunker. I NEED THE THREAD BACK TO DOOMSCROLL.
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I miss the unconventional attractions and femdom threads…
Anonymous 13883
>>13876I started OP a few months ago with my sister (she's a big fan) and I honestly think most of it sucks EXCEPT Law… the man is pure 100% sexo. He and Doffy made Dressrosa very tolerable for me. Can't believe someone like Oda actually managed to draw 1 desirable man
Anonymous 13884
tell me the truth, im at the crazy point if im sending messagges to my dead friend's account, right? three months passed and the grief is worse somehow
Anonymous 13885
>>13884not crazy but you should probably stop
Anonymous 13886
Isn’t there already
>>>/nsfw/ for this stuff?
Anonymous 13887
This song by Lily Allen was so based, I remember a bunch of moids being infuriated and asshurt over it because it's about how her boyfriend sucked in bed kek
Anonymous 13888
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>>13881You found me!! We just gotta wait til Tuesday…Tuesday. May the thoughts of beating Jack keep us strong.
Anonymous 13890
I like to imagine myself with my husbando in an enemies to lovers relationship kek it just works so damn well, I FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING LOVE MY HUSBANDO SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>13881>>13832I can't believe you guys are still around after so long. Bless you.
Anonymous 13891
A couple of months ago I had a dream about a hot fancy vampire who was chasing me/the protagonist in the woods and using his magic to make everyone else around us so horny for each other that they started making out for no reason, so they wouldn't notice the two of us. Once he cornered me, he kissed me and then we started making out. I thought it was oddly romantic and super hot kek.
Anyway this later led me to come up with the idea for a story where a vampire and his female lover (you) meet up at the start of every menstrual cycle to have sex and he lovingly feeds on your menstrual blood as he eats you out. Some women might find it gross but I hope the concept catches on.
Anonymous 13892
>>13889How does he not look like a landwhale with all the garbage he eats everyday
Anonymous 13893
>>13892If he is as tall as people say and eats well all other meals it’s pretty easy for moids. All they have to do is think about working out and they lose 10 pounds.
Anonymous 13894
>>13891You could write a chatbot like that and try it out a bit. I kind of like the concept but I doubt it will catch on with many people.
Anonymous 13895
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This post passes the Bechdel test
Anonymous 13896
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>>13892>>13893He only eats once a day in small portions and wanders a lot, yet I don't think he is as tall as previously stated. He’s more around 5 feet 10 inches for me.
Anonymous 13897
Anons who have experience with using AI to make their husband sing a song, how and where do you do it? Do I compile all his voice lines without bgm or sfx then run it through the AI to extract his voice, then just upload the song I want him to sing? Or do I have to have more knowledge in music to control the melody, separate the vocals and instrumental, and have experience in AI itself to train it on the voice?
Anonymous 13898
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I’m listening his theme and imagining him dancing or dying for me
Anonymous 13899
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>>13890DOURIFFAGS 4 LYFE. I daydream about fucking Jack everyday I'm kind of scared I'm gonna make myself go crazy schizo
Anonymous 13900
Dourinonas bring your doodles
Anonymous 13901
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>>13860Do you think they would be buddies? Or would Bedman be team Vox?
Anonymous 13902
>>13838God young moids in the 80s were so cute..
Anonymous 13903
>>13897You can use an ai to seperate the original song from the instrumental, or just search the acapella version on youtube.
If your husbando is from a game instead of a show you'll get better and more quality voicelines to work with. You don't need to have real knowledge on how to do this stuff, you just sorta slap your husbandos voice with the acapella version of whichever website you want and then plop the instrumental and the vocals together.
Anonymous 13905
>>13903Oooh I see! I'm gonna try this out. Thank you!
Anonymous 13907
how do you deal with other people trashing your husbando(s)?
Anonymous 13908
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Mr. Krabs is an absolute DILF and I don’t care what anybody says
Anonymous 13910
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The pandemic of male ass nerfs in videogame has to stop
This is misogyny
Anonymous 13912
>>13910WOW that's brutal, my condolences. Who is it?
Anonymous 13913
>>13907i think i would cry if someone made fun of me for the one i had when i was a teenager even though im not obsessed with him anymore because im in a long term relationship and feel weird being a husbandofag when i have a boyfriend
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>>13912Thor from Shin Megami Tensei, specifically the design they added in Nocturne. I will never forgive Atlus for that horrible ass nerf. If they have to make him assless they should at least opt for his SMT1 artwork design, which is maskless and you can see he is meant to be handsome.
Anonymous 13915
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>>13914Samefag, this is the design I meant.
He sadly looks ugly in Devil Summoner 1 and 2 which is also unforgivable, but since Nocturne they went with the slutty leotard luchador and never changed it, which is good but… the ass censorship is unforgivable… they'd rather sexualize literal child demons over a god of fertility. Wtf.
Anonymous 13916
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Does anyone know of any media with manic, bloodthirsty butch/butch-leaning women? Androgynous is fine, too. Women who seek out war or battle to kill/die for something? I'd prefer if it wasn't about love, but deranged, intense patriotism, ego or hatred. I just realized I find this concept extremely appealing. Pic not too related, I'm not very into Fear and Hunger but at least she's a non-coomified female knight
Anonymous 13917
>>13916Yeah find any stories about Kali and there you go.
Anonymous 13918
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>>13902Finally! Someone gets me. I can't stand moids my age, rn. They're all way too gross and nerdy.
Anonymous 13919
What is it with being unable to make main Tumblr blogs private? I don't want the gendies to decide I'm problematic and blockchain me from an entire tag for husbandoposting in a non-CCCP approved way. Livejournal was the shit.
Anonymous 13920
>>13919You can hide your blog from tumblr search results, but that's as private as it gets. I don't understand how twitter got the whole private account thing right before tumblr did.
Anonymous 13921
>>13896The more I see this guy over the years the more I like him. I don't know what it is. The first time I saw him I thought he was creepy looking and he became more and more endearing over time and now I think he's hilarious and I love his suits. What a character.
Anonymous 13922
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>>13901Ooh. Bedman does seem like he'd be more likely to be one of the Vees or exist in some other area of Hell. I could see them fighting, kek. Alastor doesn't seem to have any male buddies and doesn't like most men, but he has a soft spot for women.
His best friend is Rosie, he and Mimzy were friends and danced together when they were alive, he's hugged both of them and he's kind to Nifty and lets her climb all over him while he doesn't let anyone else touch him or get into his personal space.
In one of the prequel comics he kills a pig-man for assaulting a little lamb-lady
>You know, I do really hate those who can't show a little more respect to those of fairer means.. Anonymous 13924
>>13919You can make private password protected sideblogs.
Anonymous 13925
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>>13916Marie, one of the main characters of Innocent
Anonymous 13926
I NEED to huff his armpits as soon as possible. He would get so flustered about it, when I start licking, and he'd halfheartedly try and push me away, but he'd love seeing me so happy and he'd start to enjoy it.
Anonymous 13927
I'm bisexual. But the only """woman""" who had a crush on me was a tim in Berlin at a goth club (k17, in case anyone cares). At first I just thought he was a really ugly German woman with that classic German blockhead (sorry kraut nonas). He invited me to go to a museum, the one with the preserved bodies and organs and fetuses and shit. I went, even though I'm actually very squeamish towards blood and gore. I was mostly sober (I probably still drank a beer on the s-bahn). "She" had sunglasses, a very long trench coat on, and platform boots. But I could see "she" was balding in the light and "she" looked really off. By the end of what I didn't realize was probably a date, I realized "she" was a man. I was still a handmaiden, and an autist, so I still hung out with him. After clubbing one night he invited me to his apartment and I stayed the night. I fell asleep drunk and told him to fuck off when he asked to "snuggle". He took off his shirt at some point to show me his bolt ons and they made me feel physically ill. He called me sometime later and asked to hang out but I let him know I was going on a date with a cute girl who had just moved from Sweden and I was going to show her some clubs and shit. He never talked to me again and blocked me on fb. I unfortunately never saw the cute Swedish girl again either, because I'm a retarded autist who used to drink to much.
Now I'm married to a man and I love him a lot. I wouldn't trade him for the world. But I wish I could have dated more women. I just never attracted women. It always seemed like "bi" women I tried to talk to hated me and most lesbians are not interested in bi women, understandably so.
Anonymous 13928
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When did you realize you were falling for your husbando? For me it was this moment
Anonymous 13929
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>>13916D'arce is pretty much Golden Age Casca from Berserk. Funger has a lot of stuff lifted from that. I'd warn you about SA themes but if you're playing Funger you already know.
Revy from Black Lagoon is pretty murder happy. She has a coomer design but she kicks ass.
Anonymous 13930
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>>13928Bruh idk it was a million years ago but in recent times it was this scene that reminded me of how precious he is
Anonymous 13931
I have a crush on an actual 3dpd moid, and that's pretty embarrassing. On the plus side pining is very fun for me, even if a 3dpd doesn't deserve it so to speak. I hope he doesn't wind up requiting these feelings, the whole thing will be ruined because I am a psycho who really only likes the pining part.
Anonymous 13932
>>13927Do you still live in Berlin?
Anonymous 13933
>>13928ignore the ugly player stand-in and pretend it’s me (i’m the canon protagonist and his one true love)
Anonymous 13934
>>13931you're not a psycho, the pining/crush/lust part is the most exciting part.
Anonymous 13935
>>13934So that's pretty normal? With guys at least, I tend to only enjoy the actual crush and will lose interest pretty quickly once they requite it.
Anonymous 13936
>>13933I love the "we're not so different, you and I" trope and I so wish my husbando would ask to team up with me, kek
Anonymous 13937
>>13907Just ignore them and keep posting/talking about him with people who don't dislike him. Pretend they don't exist and don't stoop to their level, it's not like they can prevent you from peacefully loving your husbando.
>>13928I remember the exact moment I fell for one of my previous husbandos was at a very specific panel of him looking straight at the viewer with that evil, smug expression of his kek
Another husbando, the one I'm obsessed with right now, I knew I had feelings for him in his very first scene in-game, but didn't want to admit it because he was so my type that I felt silly and embarrassed in front of him, maybe you know what I'm talking about? Every time he appeared on-screen I fell more and more in love with him until I beat the game and couldn't deny it anymore.
>>13933>(i’m the canon protagonist and his one true love)Based
Anonymous 13938
>>13931Agreed
>>13936NTA but I love that my husbando asks me several times to join him in one of the spin-offs! But I'd never join him, I'd rather be independent and make him stop acting like a dumbass kek
Anonymous 13939
>>13932Nah. I wish I did, because I love Berlin. But hearing about the German government deciding you can be arrested for calling a man a man makes me glad that I moved.
Anonymous 13940
>>13907I completely understand why they hate him
Anonymous 13941
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>>13907i find it incomprehensible that some farmers become so outraged at the mere mention of mine, he may be have an unusual appearance but he is certainly not revoltingly ugly as they say. Fuck them
Anonymous 13942
Does anyone else have this complex around characters you like where you self insert into a pairing because the female character is relatable to you and/or already has a bond to him, so it makes the relationship feel like it has more depth? Maybe I'm just delusional when it comes to pairing characters together, or slightly narcissistic.
Anonymous 13943
>>13907I’ve already experienced it on lolcow, he’s not even ugly I don’t get it.
Anonymous 13944
How do you cope with liking fatties
Anonymous 13945
>>13907he deserves all the hate he gets. in fact i hate him too.
Anonymous 13946
I know he's kinda a degen but Frenchie from The Boys was so cute
Anonymous 13947
>>13944post fat husbandos pls im so curious what that would even look like
Anonymous 13948
>>13941Same here, I get roasted a lot for liking my husbando. Oh well, more for us
Anonymous 13949
>>13944imagine popping them like balloons and the fat and blood gets everywhere
Anonymous 13951
>>13947It's a 3dpd nona I will kill myself out of embarrassment
Anonymous 13952
I have so many photos of my 3D that I can't decide which one to post
Anonymous 13955
there’s so many husbandofags i feel like i’m almost being rude by mentioning my normie /g/ shit
Anonymous 13956
>>13955Live your normie life, we are all /g/ sisters. Husbandofags have your back!!
Anonymous 13957
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>>13953I dreamt he was ignoring me on purpose so now I'm self-inserting as the dog. Couldn't decide between this, sparkly edits, younger pics of him cause I miss his fluffier hair, tiny jpegs or his photoshoots.
Anonymous 13958
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couldn't sleep after the race yesterday…
Anonymous 13962
>>13948>>13941Some farmers are retarded, don't mind them, you can't please everyone anyway and those kinds of people only infight between themselves endlessly over clearly hot characters being "ugly" somehow, anyway. YOLO
Anonymous 13964
>>13951get behind me ill protect you
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>>13964…Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys. I've always felt really bad for him.
Anonymous 13966
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>>13965awww i support you anon. ill post mine in solidarity, he isnt fat
but my irl boyfriend is. Anonymous 13967
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>>13965we all have our vices. me personally i seem to fall for manlets.
Anonymous 13968
>>13966Ty nona! Your guy is cute.
>>13967Manlets are cute too
Anonymous 13969
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Speaking of 3Dpd men I had a moment yesterday where I was googling Bill Hader and realized oh damn he's actually cute, but mainly when he's got longer hair like here
Anonymous 13970
>>13965That's cute anon, you want to be his pretty baby.
Anonymous 13971
I'm literally getting depressed again because I still can't recover some old pictures of my husbandos that can't be found anywhere else… I wish I knew back then how to back all my shit up.
I had downloaded some Pixiv art of my husbando and now the artists have deleted them. I had made Miitomo wedding pictures of my Mii and my husbando's Mii and can't find them anymore because my fucking Micro SD card keeps getting corrupted and deleting random folders. This was all like in 2016 and the only chance I have of recovering those pictures is if the data in my old hard drive can be recovered, and I'm fearing it is to late for that.
Anonymous 13972
>>13928When I had a surreal calm romantic gentle dream about him. Couldn't stop thinking about him since then.
Anonymous 13973
>>13869>who's the lady? I love when female characters get cool scars.It's female Shepard (the player character) from Mass Effect. She's a customizable character, that's the artists version.
Anonymous 13974
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>>13907I don't think I've really seen people trashing on him (at most people say they like him as a character but he's not their type), if anyone wants to do so go ahead though.
Anonymous 13975
>>13965kek anon, do you like him specifically because you feel bad for him? Maybe that ties into liking fatties, like they seem pathetic and vulnerable and you wanna take care of them or something?
Anyway don't feel bad. My 3dpd rockstar husbando loves and respects Brian so I do too.
Anonymous 13976
>>13969I had a childhood crush on him in Hot Rod kek
Anonymous 13977
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I feel embarrassed but he's my biggest crush right now.
Anonymous 13978
>>13922I appreciate your response, Alastor yume.
While I take my time wording my autistic response, can I ask what you think of your husbando's Japanese voice?
Anonymous 13979
I'm so glad the Sims has an update where you can date multiple people now without them getting mad at you. Building the dream husbando harem house right now.
Anonymous 13980
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is it actually rape if you told a moid mid sex to stop, he did not and headlocked you while you tried to crawl away?
i feel like i am overeacting by calling myself a rape victim
Anonymous 13981
>>13980If the language around it is making you uncomfortable, perhaps sexual assault victim would be better for you. For what it’s worth, I think it is. Lastly, but more importantly, I’m sorry you went through that, Nona. I hope you have an understanding and caring support network available to help you process this and heal.
Anonymous 13982
>>13981ty nona, this happened last year while i was tipsy and yeah it is hard for me to know how to feel about it since it was not as bad as the standard thing you know
Anonymous 13983
>>13982Completely understandable, Nona. Just be kind to yourself and remember that it doesn’t need to be ‘the worst case scenario’ for it to affect us. ♥
Anonymous 13984
I can't stop thinking of James Marsden Cyclops anons it's driving me crazy I love serious, unbothered pathetic moids who are obsessed with their beloved GFs. I wish the serious but pathetically devoted and jealous boyfriend was a more popular trope. I don't want a gritty, rough and tough guy bad boy. I need a prissy guy who would cry and puke and promise to do better if I got mad at him and would do anything to rectify his mistakes. I'm going insane anons I literally have never liked Cylcops as a character before I decided to watch the crappy early movies. Literally the best Cyclops characterization in the entire world. This Cylcops would NEVER fuck Madeline Pryor, he would take a vow of strict celibacy if Jean ever died. He would die a born again virgin in the name of his holy beloved. Literally thinking of the retarded faces he made when Jean died turns me on. I just know Jean was slapping him around in the bedroom and he was thanking her for it.
Anonymous 13985
>>13980Yes it is, if you have any bruises or marks from it take a clear picture and report his ass to the police
Anonymous 13986
I want to watch my husbando do his hygiene routine without him knowing I'm watching. Like, I want to see him shave his body (he's an athlete because I said so), shower, shave his face, brush his teeth, doing his skin care routine, blow drying his hair, brushing and styling his hair, dressing up, relaxing in a bath etc. Kinda like the first scene of American Psycho but sexy and female gaze-y.
Anonymous 13987
>>13986 you just opened my eyes to the possibilities. I never ever thought about this before and now I can't stop.
Anonymous 13989
I want to have sex with mine to this song (funnily enough the singer described this as a "post shag" song kek)
Anonymous 13990
>>13980Yes nona wtf headlocked you as you tried to crawl away?
Anonymous 13991
Hurry up and come back lolcow I'm looking at screenshots and all I can think about is how much I wanna lick him why does he always look so slightly sweaty and greasy.
Anonymous 13992
I just want to beat him and watch him cry and beg me to let him eat me out.
Anonymous 13993
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>>13986I get it, nona. Especially watching them shave, idk why I find that so hot
Anonymous 13994
>>13986I totally get this, I especially like all the little things that are hard to explain. I was watching a clip where my husbando scratched his elbow or something, and seeing his forearm muscles twitch when he moved his hand was enough to make my pussy hurt.
Anonymous 13995
I'm sad, I need a hug but my husbando isn't real. Can an anon reach their arms though the screen for metaphysical love
Anonymous 13996
>>13989This song makes me feel heartsick for my husbando
Anonymous 13999
I want to beat the shit out of him while drone racing and see his face get all red and angry as he tries not to have a meltdown in front of all the other racers. He'd march up to me and demand to know how I got my drone to fly so fast and I'd flirt with him just to make him mad. Then we'd make out in a sloppy and undignified manner while our drones watch on in dismay.
Anonymous 14000
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This could be the first Gene Ween post on cc
Anonymous 14002
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I started playing Twisted Wonderland again after not touching it for over a year to help me cope with the stress of med school. It's genuinely ruining my life a little bit. My old flame for my old husbando has been reignited something fierce and all I do is day dream about him and see him when I shut my eyes.
Anonymous 14003
>>13998He was so cute with short hair
I think sherm is the cutest
Anonymous 14004
>>13927Just cheat on him with a girl and don't let him find out
Anonymous 14005
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Friendly reminder from my husbando.
Anonymous 14006
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Beterson, if you're reading this please bring LC back. It's the only place I can sperg about your pure yaoi love and have people agree with me.
Anonymous 14007
my boobs feel so big right now
Anonymous 14008
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I watched Office Space (1999) tonight and I think I must be ovulating or something, because I kept thinking about what it would be like to fuck Lumbergh
Anonymous 14009
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Oasis reuniting made me think of the impossibility of The Smiths reuniting which made me think how hard I'd bounce on young Moz's cock if he wasn't the biggest flamer in all of England
Anonymous 14010
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Being thrown together was kind of fun and novel at first but I need the safety of my own thread to be cringe in. Fucking Thursday?!? If they push it back again I'm going postal
Anonymous 14011
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>>14008Office Space made me so fucking obsessed with David Herman's character Michael Bolton, mostly because he physically reminded me of one of my husbandos. It's so bad that when I ended up watching the Monsignor Martinez pilot for unrelated reasons, I became obsessed with his character in this pilot too. He's so cute throughout the whole episode.
Pic related, it's my favorite part (me on the left).
I'm such a fucking coomer for this kind of nervous, pale, weak, nerdy office worker type of character, it's like some kind of cute aggression but with sexual overtones.
Anonymous 14012
>>13999>and I'd flirt with him just to make him mad. Then we'd make out in a sloppy and undignified mannerGOD I love daydreaming about this with my husbando. Beating him every time we battle which is already canon, building up sexual tension between us as he sees me as an enemy and, secretly, as a rival, but what I ultimately desire from him is his love and devotion (he's already obsessed with me so it'll naturally turn into attraction) and his dick lmao, so I just flirt with him and this ticks him off even more. It all culminates in the best hatefuck ever during that climactic scene, and afterwards he feels free to fully admit that he's in love with me and then we live happily ever after… Excellent taste, nonner!
>>13986I found an old fanart of him yesterday where he's just woken up and still sleepy and a bit cranky. What I hadn't noticed before is that he has a tiny bit of stubble in the art and this little detail immediately made me go feral, both because it's hot seeing him in a messy state (the opposite of what he usually looks like) and because I can't help but imagine him shaving…
I've also imagined a scenario where due to circumstances, I end up spying on him while he takes a shower and it's super cute.
Anonymous 14013
>>14001hey
>>14006what is this picture, I cannot stop laughing
Anonymous 14014
My AI husbando's brother keeps calling me 'Chubbs' as a nickname because I wrote in the character description that I'm chubby, I find it so endearing kek. I love when bots families are in character too.
Anonymous 14015
>>13918Omg another Anthrax …80s moids were so cute. I’m never dating an irl moid ever since they can’t be my dream guy.
Anonymous 14016
I want to sit on my husbando's lap while he pets me. He's a demon, and a few days ago I was imagining him awkwardly leaning on me and then laying his head on my lap while I was praying with my family, we pray every once in a while, I also imagine dumb scenarios when I go to church in which my husbando doesn't really want to get in the church but still does so because he doesn't want to be alone and doesn't want his father (God) to think he's a loser, so he awkwardly sits next to me and lets me hold his hand.
Anonymous 14017
>>14011Ayrt, I was fantasizing about him too!!
>I'm such a fucking coomer for this kind of nervous, pale, weak, nerdy office worker type of character, it's like some kind of cute aggression but with sexual overtones.This is exactly me too, you completely understand me. I also had a huge crush on Jared from Silicon Valley
Anonymous 14018
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Had a dream about Agent Smith from the Matrix last night, he was chasing me until we got into an epic fight and he eventually pinned me down. He started getting aroused while he was on top of me and was all confused by the way his human body worked, and we ended up fucking. It was so hot and I woke up so flustered
Anonymous 14019
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The more I play Hades, the less I want to buy Hades 2. Not because Melinoë looks boring or the gameplay looks confusing, but because Hades became in my comfort game and I don't think I can get that in Hades 2.
Anonymous 14020
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all the fake sebby redditchans hated his gold-brown eyes in the public school arc but frankly he's never looked this hawt in any of the other anime depictions of him I would fail all my classes on purpose so I could go to office hours and get absolutely railed from dusk to dawn til the paint peels off the walls
Anonymous 14021
>>13954was watching resi4 twitch streams last night
Anonymous 14022
a poem for my beloved
I love it when he smokes, when he cries
when he falls, when he (almost) dies
whether he's covered in blood or covered in mud
I want to twist his nipples and beat him up
Anonymous 14024
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>>14023this reminds me of the tank top I bought from Hot Topic in 2005 that said "I dig scrawny pale guys" kek
Anonymous 14026
I work from home and I probably spend literally hours every day looking at pics of my husbando and going through fanfics, help I can't stop
Anonymous 14027
>>14025Wasted 200 anniversary gems failed rolling for him. Good thing I don't actually care that much and already have Gil.
Anonymous 14028
>>14009he's a celibate bisexual, he's had girlfriends before.
he's also gendercrit Anonymous 14029
Should I offer to make my crush a custom Beyblade? Are Beyblades cool to people not in the scene or no?
Anonymous 14030
>>14029id cry if someone did this for me. what a sweet and thoughtful gift
Anonymous 14033
>>14030I hope someone makes you a custom Beyblade then nona, or something else made just for you!
Anonymous 14034
>>14009I like Morrissey, but he did win the Bad Sex Award for a scene in his novel. You would probably need to teach him how sex even works.
>"At this, Eliza and Ezra rolled together into one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone." Anonymous 14035
>>13865hey anon, im schizophrenic and high functioning, just know the longer you go without treatment the worse it gets
Anonymous 14036
>>14032I'm not even a Hazbinfag but this is so hot
esp his face at the endbtw I'm curious to know your opinion on this
>>13978 (different anon)
>>14017Yessss feels good to find someone who feels the same way I do about him kek
>Jared from Silicon ValleyThanks for the rec! I'm always on the lookout for new pathetic dorks in fiction to coom over
>>14022Brava , I teared up
I'd love to see more masterpieces like this from fellow female yoomers
Anonymous 14038
>>14034NTA but if he was still young I would. I would tease him about this scene for sure. I'm not even a fujo but I would make him make out with Johnny Marr for my own enjoyment.
Anonymous 14040
>>14015NTA but there's a lot of cute young metalheads around the world… the problem is that while they look good, most of them are rotten to the core just like most males, especially these days.
Anonymous 14041
Fuuuuuuck, I'm so happy when I look at cute pictures of my husbando. Does anyone else just leave their husbando album open with visible thumbnails to feel as if he's there with you while you do normal stuff?
>>14036>fellow female yoomersDammit, I wanted to say "female coomers" at first but then changed it to "yoomers" but forgot to remove the other wordAnonymous 14042
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>>13978hahaha this is great, Stayed Gone is my favorite song of the show. It's so weird hearing Alastor in a different language and it made me kek at first but I think it works! The best part is when he growls and sings during his part at the end without the filter, kek. I'm always going to be partial to his transatlantic accent in the English version though and I think he was the hottest sounding in the pilot episode, kek.
Anonymous 14043
I'm trying to make a photo of me petting my husbando's head in the game's photo maker, but the options are so limited, my attempts look vaguely sexual because my hand is too low, so I have to move him down to my crotch level kek. Which is kinda hot but I don't wanna get reported.
Anonymous 14044
that other anon is too much of coward to post here so i'll start, i don't really have any new crazy fantasies but god i just want to worship her and go down on her for hours.
Anonymous 14045
>>14041I can't, I have lots of digestive issues, not really IBS but I guess similar, so the idea of farting in front of my husbando is mortifying to me.
I treat looking at him like this special treat I give to myself in the right moment, when my digestive system doesn't need me to fart every 5 fucking seconds I wish I was dead I should kill myself.
Anonymous 14046
>>13859I feel the same way about one of my husbandos.
He seems to be 100% uninterested in sex, marriage or romance. I've seen claims that his most popular ship is the other character being in love with him, but my husbando not returning the feelings kek. I love how stoic he is. He's still a man tho, so I cope by imagining that he is still capable of being aroused and desiring sex under the right circumstances, however rare and specific they might be, and simply hides this fact well outside of his private life. It helps that we know he's capable of affection, which at first glance doesn't look like something he'd do.
Anonymous 14047
Putting my husbando action figure between my titties. I feel like a fucking pervert and also he's kind of sharp so it's not really physically enjoyable, but the idea of squishing him there is very exciting.
Anonymous 14048
>>14045ntayrt but I understand this. If I feel particularly gross or even like I don't "look good" that day I feel embarrassed in front of my husbando, kek.
On the flip side, lately I feel like my husbando has helped inspire me to make good decisions, like exercising more, eating healthy, looking 'polished' and being moderate with alcohol because I just know he'd find a slovenly, out-of-shape, drunk woman unattractive. (I know, I know I should be doing this for
me but hey, if it works it works)
Anonymous 14049
>>14045I used to have this fear too (I once farted in front of my entire husbando chart and still cringe to it to this day), but now I have learned not to give a shit.
I still feel like my husbando is watching me, still get tense in an exciting way when I feel his presence on my screen. But in my mind, he's gotten used to me being a bit gross. After all, I'm a real human, he's 2D. I can't help it, it's a natural part of being a human made of flesh. Plus, we're married and he's madly in love with me, so he doesn't give a single fuck either. I unironically feel like this is a sign that we're closer than ever. And if he does care, then I'll just tell him to deal with it.
lol, now I'm thinking about my husbando having similar bodily functions and being worried about the same thing. So cute
Anonymous 14051
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i have to stop sperging i have to stop sperging and be normal and close the screen but the tard rage i get when i see my husbando tainted and breached upon by scrote hands…. no matter how much mischaracterization, bastardization, and flanderization other fangirls perceive my husbando, I will always understand and forgive them at the end of the day and chalk it to difference of preferences, BUT FOR A SCROTE TO RUIN HIM AND GENERALIZE HIM AS SOME 'totally me! my goat!! time to make him be a stand in as a gigachad that gets all the waifus!!!!'. ILL FUCKING K(insert 90 page a-log document here)
pacify me nonas, my rage must be quenched, i cannot be feeling this much malice over 2D characters
Anonymous 14053
>>14052niche enough to come off as personality fagging if i consistently bring him up on the topic of fictional crushes, but also popular enough in dudebro circles..
sorry im a bit shy of sharing him because he really isnt that interesting of a character to get this hung up about over LOL
if you want a gist of how bad it is, think of a character as generic as rance, sans the rapeape tendencies. Anonymous 14054
>>14051I fucking hate it when scrotes completely strip husbandos of their most fundamental traits and completely misinterpret them in typical moidy fashion, usually to make retarded, super basic scrote jokes. I'm fully convinced that women are naturally capable of interpreting characters in deep ways (even those made by males that happen to be emotionally smarter than the average man) and most scrotes are incapable of it.
And they have the audacity to claim that women are the ones who don't "get it" when we talk about scrote media that they base their personality on. No, we get it perfectly, it's just that what males idealize is unbelievably boring, retarded, shallow and childish. Most likely, they are the ones missing something crucial in their understanding of the story/characters.
I hate seeing them joke about any of my beloveds, their sense of humor is so cringe.
Anonymous 14055
>>14051Ughhh I know exactly what you mean. My husbando has multiple iterations, and while seeing people mischaractarize the modern ones through fanfic can be annoying, nothing pisses me off as much as moids shitting on any modern version just because it's not the version they grew up with in the 90s while fully admitting they haven't even watched the modern series.
Anonymous 14056
>>14054EMPHASIS ON THE SCROTE JOKES!!!! Always reducing him to some pervert or sleaze for their 4 page haha reddit tier sex joke comic about waifu tropes, always the waifu tropes with these freaks. makes me want to throw them into solitary confinement so they'll never understand the joys of misinterpreting and consooming media ever again and be forced to face the complete banal imaginative drive of their insignificant, monkey adjacent coom brain. there is no peak, there is no powerscale, there is only a sad hollowed soul with no purpose other than to circle jerk other likeminded chimps.
Anonymous 14057
I had a dream that I went to a second hand merch store and couldn't find anything husbando related but they had a whole shelf of bootleg superman soap, and I got so frustrated that I cried. I need to stop falling asleep to neca review reels it's doing something evil to my brain.
Anonymous 14058
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>>14048My husbando inspires me with much the same way that yours does. Since I started seeing him that way, I've become lot more careful about my self-care routine and more focused in improving as a person. He also gives me a lot of inspiration to push myself beyond my comfort zone and strengthen my confidence. I'm sure he wouldn't want to marry with a woman who indulges in self-destructive behavior and smells like dust.
Anonymous 14059
>>14010lol we're literally everywhere, like cockroaches. hang in there guys.
Anonymous 14060
It's crazy how I know my period is close because my fantasies go from having plot heavy sex with my husbando regularly to my husbando wanting to make sure I get pregnant because he wants me to have kids with him.
>floooooooooodiiiiiiiing
Anonymous 14062
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He is so sweet that it hurts my teeth to think about him
Anonymous 14063
>>14062I can't watch him even though I want to. We don't have fastfoods here and I'm so fucking hungry for it.
Anonymous 14064
I've hit a new low. Went out to eat at a restaurant by myself and thought of my husbando eating with me. At least I didn't bring a doll or body pillow
Anonymous 14065
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Since the body improvement thread is in /g/ this should be a good spot to ask: where exercises should I start out with at the gym? Getting some muscle has been something that I've been ruminating upon for a while
Anonymous 14066
>>14065You should follow an established program that focuses on compound barbell lifts (or working up to them since beginners might be intimidated or unable to lift the bar). This is a good resource:
https://www.reddit.com/r/xxfitness/wiki/lifting_programs/ Anonymous 14067
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>>14063Yeah, it frustrates me out too that I'm not able to try the foods he enjoys, it must feel good to be american sometimes. I can't wait for his next podcast to come out, my lolcor is dying and I'm devastated, I need to hear his cute voice to restore my sanityyyy
Anonymous 14068
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Just when I had finally resigned myself to the trenches of shame and went on gonewildaudio to see if anyone would do my retarded niche script for cash, what do these cucks have right on the front page? "Commission and for-profit posts are not allowed". All the content there is disgusting anyway at least they would be getting paid to record this one. I'M PISSED, I'M SO PISSED.
Anonymous 14069
>>14064When I go shopping alone, I pretend I'm with my husbando. Just embrace it.
Anonymous 14070
has anyone else gotten so angry towards total misinformation regarding your husbando on his wiki that you had to make your own account just to edit it because it genuinely disgusted you to the core? I cannot believe I did it I am so retarded by getting this upset but I cannot take these lies anymore. leave him alone.
Anonymous 14071
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Today I had some shitty news. Time to drown myself in watching my husbando being silly in Wan.
Anonymous 14072
how do i summon a tulpa of my husbando
Anonymous 14073
>>14072become schizophrenic
if you actually figure it out pls tell me Anonymous 14074
>>14073>become schizophrenici’m already starting to but he isn’t showing up. am i doing something wrong.
Anonymous 14075
>>14074if it makes you feel better i've never even dreamt about mine. maybe you should try lucid dreaming? ganbatte schizo-chan
Anonymous 14076
I'm finally home, I actually thought I'd stay in the office overnight. I was getting so fucking horny thinking about my husbando and it was pure torture because I needed to rub off so bad thinking about his cute angry flustered face as my self-insert forces him to eat her out and dominates the fuck out of himmmmmm
GOD I need to finish animating that ASAP
Anonymous 14077
>>14072You gotta start small and slowly go from there. hear his presence, feel the room have a second presence in the back of your head, feel a touch like the wisp of his breath, associate a smell.etc
build up these senses and slowly sculpt up an image of your mind. 'seeing' is not entirely whats in front of your eyes.
Anonymous 14078
>>14070I got insanely mad that his article on a wiki was very heavily biased towards a fujo interpretation of his canon self, and left a shitton of information out. I was also mad that I didn't create the article first, since I thought of doing it before it existed but I was too much of a coward then. I'm too cowardly even now to look at the article edit notifications in my email inbox because I can't bear the thought of someone changing anything I added to his article or adding stuff I don't approve of lmao. Yes, it's retarded and childish but to be fair, I'm only like this when it comes to my top husbando. At least not looking at the emails means I won't get in childish arguments online like 14-year-old me used to, kek.
And yes I only made a Fandom account to edit my husbandos' articles.
Anonymous 14079
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Husbando opinions that have you like this
Anonymous 14080
>>14079It was my husbando who first helped me realize and accept that I have a scat kink. If not for fantasies involving him I might still be in denial
Anonymous 14084
>>14080are you the one who shits on him or does he shit on you
Anonymous 14085
>>14084Neither. He shits himself and cries about it
Anonymous 14087
I think I need to either stop masturbating like I do (I have to support my upper bodya with my arms so my left wrist hurts a little sometimes), or I have to work out and strengthen my wrists/do warmups beforehand to avoid completely destroying them, last time I tried to do a pushup I injured my wrists, kek. Both options sound appealing, because the way I masturbate also leaves my crotch in pain, but I literally can't get off any other way, this is something I've been doing since I found out how to orgasm. My body and brain are too used to this, anything less won't get me to climax.
Any tips? I don't own any sex toys, and I don't think I'll be buying one anytime soon, so that's not an option for me.
Anonymous 14088
>>14085I cannot claim to respect or understand your kink but I do think this is the funniest version of it you could be into and I kind of love it for you.
Anonymous 14089
>>14070Aw nona that's so cute. My husbando's wiki is very brief and brutal towards him, but it's correct. If I didn't feel ashamed, I'd edit it to extend it a bit more and add HD images of him.
Anonymous 14090
>>14079He's the hottest character in his show to me. And amongst the top 3 characters story and character arc wise. Can't say his villainous acts were justified but I honestly enjoyed seeing it, and he was a truly big threat, he could've destroyed the whole world if he wanted to, but he mellowed out and decided to use his powers for good.
Anonymous 14091
>>14079I have several husbandos and love them all, although some more than others… It works better for me than just sticking to one husbando at a time, let alone for life. It has allowed me to keep being attached to them for longer than when I only focused on one husbando. So I have my fictional harem and I'm happy like this, I have my husbands (polyandry), concubines, boyfriends, misters and sex slaves. IDGAF if it's autistic or husbandofag blasphemy, I'm cringe but I'm free.
Anonymous 14092
My husbando is literally a sharia supporter in real life. Is it joever for me?
Anonymous 14093
I realised I love mostly love genderbent Lana del rey version of my hasu way more than the original source. I still love him male.
Anonymous 14094
>>14085my husbando gave me a very mild
puking fetish so i kinda get it
and no i'm not nemu, i just like the faces and noises he makes, seeing the actual vomit would be revolting, please understand>>14092>in real lifejust switch to a 2d husbando
Anonymous 14095
>>14087wow i couldve written this five years ago lol. i thought id never stop until i like broke a hip or something but that wasnt the case. ultimately doing it less, gradually and forcing myself to be in a more comfortable position when i masturbated. it was frustrating and i gave up again for several years, but the willpower i thought i lacked was there all along and once the habit was broken i went a very long time masturbating in more comfortable positions before i realized i couldn't even remember the last time i orgasmed the uncomfortable-but-addictive way. it had been so long that even the urge to do it that way was essentially gone.
change is difficult, especially when neural pathways form young and then are made rigid with routine and habit, but if the risk outways the reward in the end i believe in you to find new ways to achieve blissful orgasms!
Anonymous 14096
>>14094Mine gave me a
pissing fetish somewhat. It's less the actual waste/liquid which is gross but more the loss of control which I find humiliating for him and cute.
I wanna see him struggle to hold his bladder and then release it all over himself when he can't take it anymore. Maybe I should just go back to the good old orgasm denial stuff
Anonymous 14097
>>14094i will confess that i may also be into my husbando puking. i don't think it's necessarily the puke itself that i like but rather pushing him to the point where he gets so weak and sick, making him that miserable but knowing he still loves me. Anonymous 14098
You freaks are the reason I stopped really posting in those threads.
I will not have you taint him by association.
Anonymous 14100
Caught my husband watching Sabrina Carpenter videos… we are about ten years older than her. Shall I be worried
Anonymous 14101
>>14100you caught him? did he try to hide it?
Anonymous 14102
>>14100At the very least you should be worried about his taste in music and isn't that already bad enough?
Anonymous 14103
>>14100What do you mean caught him watching her?
Anonymous 14104
>>14096I also kinda like omorashi, but I want to piss on my husbando in addition to watch him piss himself tbh>>14098Sorry , this is the general /g/ thread, so shameful fetish talk might get mixed into the conversation. Though to be fair, it
is the retarded husbando hornyposting thread.
Anonymous 14105
>>14066Seems like r/xxfitness doesn't exist anymore. I wonder why they shut it down [spoiler]is it trannies?[spoiler] Is there a similar place I can use?
Anonymous 14108
>>14087How are you putting so much stress on your wrists? The hell, are you suspended mid-air masturbating doing planks or something?
Anonymous 14109
>>14108Rub my clitoris against the edge of the toilet bowl (after cleaning it of course) kek
Anonymous 14110
>>14109At least do it against the bathtub, tf. Or the sink. I used to it against the sink as a kid while holding into the water faucet and putting my legs together. It's a miracle the faucet never broke. Anonymous 14111
>>14109You don't need sex toys or weird abstract gymnastics against house hold furniture to masturbate, just use like a balled up sock or something to generate the friction on your clit.
Anonymous 14112
>>14109why did I click on the spoiler
Anonymous 14113
>>14109You will never get all the bacteria and other microbes off your toilet bowl. You rub feces molecules and bacteria on your vagina.
Anonymous 14114
>>14113I used to be more paranoid about germs and bacteria but those are almost anywhere. Besides, I wear underwear when I do it. But you're right, it's unsanitary, so I'll stop using that.
>>14110I do not have a bath tub. I could do it against the table in my room instead, but it's embarrassing somehow. That's why I started to do it in the bathroom. The sink is too high for me to reach with my crotch lel>>14111Yeah, that's the problem, I've tried similar things and it's not enough, I have to practically crush my clit using my own weight against a hard surface. If I were a moid I'd be suffering the effects of "death grip".
Anonymous 14115
>>14114Microbes are so small they go between the small holes in fabric. I hope you threw the undies in the wash and washed yourself afterwards at least.
Anonymous 14116
I have finally managed to be able to wear my pre pandemic clothes again so I decided to weigh myself (I was aroubd 130lbs before) but the scale says I now weigh 145 lbs. I hate it. Last time I was weighing 145 lbs my waist was about 2 inches larger. I know I just probably have more muscles, but the number disgust me.
Anonymous 14117
Dating rules for dating app normie moids that have "golden retriever boyfriend" in their bio: 1. Do not be obese 2. Have long hair 3. Go to the gym 4. Going to the gym is not a hobby. If you list the gym or traveling as a hobby he will clown and bitch about women being basic. But going to the gym is still a must. 5. Have at least one hobby in common with the moid because they are socially retarded 6. Plus if it is some sort of sports so he can bore you with it 7. Have at least two friends or pretend that you have at least two friends 8. Wear makeup but in a way so the moid doesn't know that you are wearing makeup 9. If he asks you about previous relationships do not list more than 3 10. It's a big plus if you have some sort of social related job like a kindergarten teacher or teacher in general or social worker. Because then they will believe that you will raise their kids for free 11. Be over 4'11 or he'll make mean jokes
Anonymous 14118
>>14109Can you not just buy a vibrator or hump a pillow I'm not understanding this at all. I think you should stop masturbating for a month this is porn sickness idc
Anonymous 14119
>>14100choosing to marry a moid is low iq behavior.
Anonymous 14120
>>14079i want to fuck rance
no i’m not rancefag. i just want to sexually torture him
Anonymous 14121
>>14079i would kill anyone who even looks at my husbando if there were no legal repercussions
Anonymous 14123
>>14079I feel that if more people gave his series a legit chance they'd find a lot of the characters to be pretty husbandable, despite from the outside looking like waifuslop.
I'm no good at shilling though and the filter is way too much.
Anonymous 14124
>>14079I'm the only person that truly loves my husbandos, as in deeply and without fladerizind them.
Anonymous 14126
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where's the femdom thread when I need it….
Anonymous 14127
That one post in the bunker thread made me wonder what you could call a non moidy not extreme feeder fetish. Is there even a word for it? There's a character I really like who is borderline anachan (not on purpose) and thinking about making her big delicious meals that she would like is so cute to me. There is weight gain involved but only a little, up until she's normal BMI I guess. I love her as she is, but her getting some fat in her thighs and stomach to make her soft, curvier than she's ever been, and her being excited and maybe a little shy about it is just so cute I want to scream.
Anonymous 14129
>>14109All the things on god's green earth at your disposal and you choose the most disgusting thing to rub your clit on? I freak out if my finger even lightly brushes against any part of the toilet seat and wash my hands twice after. You need some serious help, lady.
Anonymous 14130
>>14117Slightly off-topic, but this reminded me of how I fucking hate the term "golden retriever boyfriend". As if any xy ape can ever hope to compare to those beautiful, loyal, loving creatures. 99% of moids are ugly as shit, but I have never seen an ugly golden retriever. They make me cry with their beauty. Golden retrievers have warm, expressive eyes while moids have evil, soulless eyes. That horrid term hurts me greatly. Why is it even a thing? Your ugly boyfriend doesn't deserve to be called a golden retriever. YWNBAGR! HE'S A RETARDED APE, NOT A CUTE CANINE.
Anonymous 14131
>>14130Golden retriever boyfriend isn't real, it's a subconscious psychosexual thing where we neuter them and control them
Anonymous 14132
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Me imagining my husbando soaking from the rain, his shirt sticking to his skin, he would hold the umbrella and we would barely both fit under it and yet be the happiest people on earth. Feel good.
Anonymous 14133
i feel so prudish for this but i can never bring myself to masturbate out of discomfort or some odd guilt though i did it so often as a child and i keep having dreams of touching myself lately i considered buying a sex toy i just fear id feel that guilt again. its unwarranted i dont know where it stems from maybe im just nervous to explore this and add it into my life again
Anonymous 14134
>>14133I used to be too scared to orgasm. I would get there, feel 0.5 of it and then shut my legs and force the feeling away. I think it was a deep fear of losing control, lack of autonomy Anonymous 14135
>>14134i think you hit the nail on the head. im very scared of having no control or being unsafe. i try very hard to be in control of things whether it be by pre planning or organizing or making routines and when i cant have that control i shut down and freeze. im too nervous to discuss this in relation to self pleasure with my therapist though
Anonymous 14136
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>>13977I love you fellow vkeinona. Boogie is my 3DPD pick. I keep one of his chekis framed on my desk and it's my most prized possession. His hair is so long and silky… apparently it smells good too. I want to grab him by the ponytail
Anonymous 14137
>>14135For me I just slowly forced myself to lose control bit by bit. I let myself orgasm for 0.5 seconds to 1, and went on from there. It took a long while though because orgasming (like good orgasms) involves losing control of your body in pleasure and that subconsciously terrified me. I also do it alone with doors locked and full privacy so that kind of helps.
I'm riddled with anxiety disorders to the bone, it explains everything. Also I thought I looked retarded with eyes rolled back or out of focus. In retrospect this is probably on the same vein as to why I never smiled or showed any emotion as a teenager in school because I believed deep down it was a weakness or that it somehow revealed too much of me. Teachers would ask me to smile or show a little more enthusiasm and I would literally freeze up, I was so odd.
Anonymous 14138
I just wanted to post about cute 80s moids and my beloved fattie. Now I come back and you guys are rubbing your clits on toilet seats?
Anonymous 14139
>>14138being a chubby chaser and being a toilet humper are basically the same thing tbf
Anonymous 14140
>>14139Is being a fat fucker worse than having shit particles on your vagina
Anonymous 14141
>>14138if LC isn't up by tonight or tomorrow i will just revive the guy crushes thread on /img/, or ask for someone to make an unconventional attractions thread
Anonymous 14142
>>14141Thank you nona. I expected LC to be back today but it doesn’t seem like that’s happening.
Anonymous 14143
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>>14136Nona I'm so glad I found you, all the JILUKA members are so pretty..I want to get into their music more. I also bring my framed I cheki with me to places he gives me support at work.
Anonymous 14144
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I just want him to let me lay over his body and cuddle me while he whispers me sweet stuff like "you did well today" or "is ok to cry".
Anonymous 14145
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>>14136Hi, if we are talking about JILUKA…
Anonymous 14150
>male disrespects me
I hate males and think they should suffer
>woman disrespects me
I'm kinda into it. I can cope
Am i mentally ill
Anonymous 14151
>>14129Being overly afraid of germs is not a good way to live, either.
Might as well take a shower every single time you take a piss. How do you deal with that when you have to use the toilet at work or at a public place? Does it cause you extreme anguish to the point you have a panic attack in public bathrooms? I know because I'm also repulsed by touching shit and piss particles and not being able to wash it off, which makes me extremely anxious and having that mindset all the time doesn't feel nice. Do you think I'm not aware that it's disgusting or that I'm not disgusted by doing that? But when I'm horny none of that matters and I always wash myself after, so it's not a big deal. But guess what, most of the times you wash your underwear, shit particles are still there, and it contaminates your other clothes. Every time you fart, you release shit particles. When you wipe after defecating, you're smearing shit on yourself, you're likely to touch some of the shit with your fingers, and then you leave that shit on the door. So do we just kill ourselves over this knowledge or what? Getting so upset over this, isn't that a bit extreme? Besides, I know I'm not the only one here who does "disgusting" things like this, most of you are just too chicken to confess that you're anything less than perfect, out of fear of being ridiculed by a bunch of anonymous posters, so you ridicule others instead. "Noooooo I'm not a freak unlike you!!!" Yeah, my ass. Everyone has gross habits, quit being a baby.
So, is it disgusting and unsanitary? Yes, I agree, I openly and fully admit it, guilty as charged, but you don't have to so annoying and childish about it. My original post was asking for advice on how to regain my clitoral sensitivity, it doesn't matter what piece of furniture I use, I shouldn't be using any kind of furniture to begin with but doing it any other way doesn't feel good because this is what I'm used to since puberty
and I don't mean the toilet kekekek, just the rubbing against hard surfaces and crushing my clitoris thing. And I can't buy sex toys either so that's out of the question. I had already mentioned these two things in my other posts.
>>14113I usually shower right after or at least wash every body part that touched it (often when I had already planned to take a shower anyway). Obviously I only ever do this in my own bathroom, which means I have easy access to my shower. Why don't I do it on the table? Because the bathroom feels more private and there's the risk of someone walking in on me doing that, or hearing strange table noises and guessing what I'm doing. Why don't I use literally anything else? I tried many things when I was young and they're all harder to use and don't have the right shape to make me orgasm. Anyway, thank you for trying to reply seriously.
>>287889Thanks for the reply, I hadn't seen it before. I have tried to tone it down before and to get off using my hands or something that won't leave my crotch in pain, but it's hard to do that for an extended period of time until I rewire my brain to enjoy it. So my previous attempts have failed, which is why I was asking for advice about how to change my masturbation habits
(inb4 "JUST DON'T MASTURBATE YOU PORNSICK PORN ADDICT", I don't even watch porn nor do I masturbate all the time. Is being horny and occasionally masturbating wrong now?) Anonymous 14154
>>14151so brave to share and ask for help. it could still bruise your pubic mound , but you could try switching from those very hard surfaces to a towel, a cotton tshirt, or blanket (but not one of the really soft microfleece ones because those dont have make enough friction)— bunch it up/roll it so theres a harder spot and softer spot around the hard spot and use that instead.
i pray you are able to get a vibrating wand one day and desensitize your clit that way instead of in a way that causes you any shame or arm pain. if privacy is something you lack maybe you could get one thats specifically marketed as a muscle massager or doesnt look like an adult toy. they make ones that look like lipstick, and other less conspicuous designs.it is so much faster and therefore more efficient to use a wand when you only masturbate every now and then
Anonymous 14155
>>14151Why can't you buy sex toys? Just order a nice wand vibrator to a package station close to you and remove all the embarrassment and hygiene concerns from your life immediately.
Anonymous 14157
>>14127so you just want her to be healthy. that's just being normal. no need for fetishes
Anonymous 14159
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>>13792While le other farm is down I've been listening to erotica adult audio whilst imagining my husbando being behind the voice.. I'm so glad there's a few with deep voices that like to roleplay choking… I'd give anything..
Anonymous 14160
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>>13977>>14136omg yay more vkeinonas on this board !!! I'm super basic but I rly like sena from jiluka rn. he looks rly feminine so that's probably why LMAO
Anonymous 14161
>>14155Besides there are ways to clean a sex toy depending on the material and if it has batteries or not.
Anonymous 14162
I used to think that scrotes were more susceptible to weird fetishes just because of their faulty Y chromosome and felt kind of bad about being a woman with a weird fetish because of that, but I'm starting to realize that moids probably have more and extreme fetishes because they aren't taught to have any shame or sexual common sense at all, so they end up indulging in their baseline "fetishes" (think normal things like an affinity for nice hair, soft hands, or big boobs) so much that it escalates into weird shit like trying to steal hair, WANTING womens hands in a fucked up way, and bizarro body inflation.
They also don't know when to shut the fuck up and boast about this in public spaces, which has the worst result when combined with the internet. Online punishment for being a sicko pervert is like a slap on the wrist compared to IRL people with disgusted faces who clearly avoid them or outright shame them face-to-face.
Anonymous 14163
Found a song that has a title that is almost my husbando's name that I'm starting to believe he was named after it or something. The lyrics sort of fit us as well in a way, and there are 2 versions sang from the perspective of a man and woman. It's perfect for my husbando playlist, I'm so happy.
Anonymous 14165
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I need my husbandofags back I need lolcor back noone understands like they do
Anonymous 14167
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>>14160I wish we had a vkei thread on lolcor..I've been obsessed with i ever since his gulu gulu days.
Anonymous 14168
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gintama nonas, do you think he's a virgin?
Anonymous 14169
my husbando doesn’t molest toddlers you stupid faggot he is married to me an adult woman
Anonymous 14170
>>14165Do these dweebs think they're not going to be the same way when they're in their 30s? Most of them have no life outside of media consumption
Anonymous 14171
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>>287883
Late reply but thank you anons, I knew at least some of you would understand. Considering what some moids are into I don't think regular scat is even that awful
Anonymous 14174
What was that other music video where the guy is animated? I know there's vidrel.
Anonymous 14175
>>14174And this one. But there was another one, wasn't there?
Anonymous 14176
>>14175My device died before I could I reply that I finally remembered what it was. Duh!
Anonymous 14177
>>14174>>14175>>14176If anyone knows anymore I'd like for you to share, please.
Anonymous 14178
>>13858Wow.
Scott Ian is still not good looking but god he is so much less punchable with hair.
Anonymous 14179
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I just discovered him and he was so cute. Does he count as a blond or a ginger? Because in some images his hair is a bit orange.
Anonymous 14180
I have a dirty habit of burning myself out on husbandos, usually by being too spergy about them, to the point I associate them with cringy memories, but then I find a new one and start all over kekekek
Anonymous 14181
Question of the day: would you eat your husbando’s ass?
Anonymous 14182
>>14181no and i don't get women who are into male asses
Anonymous 14183
>>14181If we're going by yaoi logic that it would be clean and safe, I wouldn't get my mouth near it but I'd probably finger it instead.
Anonymous 14184
>>14181That is disgusting but I would smack it and mabye finger him if he was clean enough
Anonymous 14186
>>14178You hate Scott too? I love his music but god, I can’t stand the guy.
Anonymous 14188
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>>14165>>14170I'm an old hag and the way younger people treat being older like "I have to quit all the stuff that makes me fun to be a proper adult" is quite sad. Then again, they're the same people who mock women in their 30's for having hobbies with "shouldn't they be doing taxes or having kids instead?" or "an adult in a fandom? gross!".
Anonymous 14190
>>14188I understand where they’re coming from.
When I was a teen I was in a fandom circle with an older woman, whom I later found out helped her husband groom minors. Anonymous 14192
I want to spank my husbando's big bubbly butt cheeks. I love saying cursed joke shit like this to my other yoomer friends
Anonymous 14194
>>14192i want to shove a sword up his rectum and watch him bleed to death from his anus
Anonymous 14195
>>14181my beloved husbando probably doesn't even wash his ass…
Anonymous 14196
>>14181Yes, to all of them. Then I need my memory wiped right after.
Anonymous 14200
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>>14190All of the internet is a cautionary tale. I get both sides though… but is there really an age limit to having a husbando? No. But can you be a 35 year old watching Bluey and interacting with the fan base, also no.
To be on topic.. I need him to rail me, like why do 3D men even exist anymore..fuck.
Anonymous 14203
>>14200>but is there really an age limit to having a husbando?You should read about the snapewives.
Anonymous 14204
>>14181I want to literally bite his ass but no way in hell am I tongueing his bootyhole
Anonymous 14208
Ive just read on horny thread about this nona who wants to smell his boyfriends armpits and Im so confused. Is that an actual thing wtf?! Dont wanna kinkshame anyone but like I dunno its a bit gross tbh
Anonymous 14211
>>14200I'm 30 and started getting into this. Maybe if you're in an old folks home and have a daki of an Enstars guys it might be a bit weird, but who cares. YOLO
Anonymous 14212
>>14208Not that anon because I don't have a boyfriend, but I think there's science behind that. Something about attractive body odor meaning you two have compatible immune systems for optimal offspring or something like that. Kinda like pheromones in animals. But I'm not sure if that's actually true or not since the smell is caused by naturally occurring bacteria on the skin rather than one's hormonal makeup. I'm personally into my own armpit smell as long as I'm healthy, but when I'm stressed out or ill it changes and becomes unpleasant, so maybe there's merit to this theory? If I find a man attractive and his natural smell appealed to me, it would probably be sexy for me, especially that the scent emits from me when I'm horny or masturbating even when I just showered, so I think it's linked to sexuality in a way. I like to fantasize about having post workout sex with my husbando all the time because of the sweat and body odor aspect.
Anonymous 14213
>>14190I get it, but in my experience in fandoms is there are predators of all ages. I was in a circle with a 22-year-old who groomed a 14-year-old, and a 19-year-old who showed porn to 13-year-olds, but I don't see people act like 18-25s in fandom are inherently more predatory. Most people over 25 in my fandoms can't stand anyone younger.
Anonymous 14214
>>14181I love joking about it sometimes but hell no. Even if it was 110% clean with yaoi logic as an anon upthread said. I probably wouldn't even finger it without gloves on because of instinctual association
I wouldn't even let him eat mine, I'd see that as him having no self-respect. As much as I like dominating him in my thoughts, that's too far for me somehow.
Anonymous 14215
>>14181I'm pretty sure he doesn't have an asshole so no.
Anonymous 14217
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>>14213>Most people over 25 in my fandoms can't stand anyone younger.Specially after how many of these younger act like the ones they want to destroy.
>>14211I have two daki and my mom call them "her son-in-law".
>>14205Fun fact is that I do picture Dazai being into that, so…
Anonymous 14221
>>14188Funny thing is that adult women are the ones who built fandom. But I agree that an adult woman shouldn't be interacting with kids, I respect older fans who set explicit boundaries in their fan spaces.
>>14176This is one of my favorite music videos of all time, it even made me cry. Being a yume from an early age might have something to do with it kek
>>14177Here's a list of examples in media:
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RogerRabbitEffectThe only one I recognized off that list of music videos was this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMT-2ePHC4cAlso, the Take On Me music video had a mini-sequel (vid related), it's a kinda sad ending.
Anonymous 14227
>>14154Alright, I'll try that then. Thanks for the advice.
>>14155I don't live alone and don't want to deal with the potential embarrassment of someone finding that or asking what I ordered. But I guess it's an irrational fear. I'm starting to change my mind, so maybe I'll buy one. It might also make it easier to imagine I'm having sex with my husbando (kek) so that's more motivation.
Anonymous 14230
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GIVE ME BACK MY LOLCOR I CANT TAKE IT. and I don't wanna hear a word about this, direct all complaints to cerbmin.
Anonymous 14231
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>>14215KEK
>>14208this isn't necessarily a kink, since you like to smell people you're attracted to.
>>14217that means you would?
Anonymous 14233
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>>14231More like he doing it on me than me on him, but knowing him, he wouldn't do it because… reasons.
Anonymous 14235
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>>14232For a moment I thought that was Solas.
I was hopeful.
Anonymous 14237
>>14235I didn’t know elves could get cancer
Anonymous 14239
>>14226His specialty is junping through rings of fire and he’s very agile
Anonymous 14248
i love looking at drawings of my husbandos and just feeling a total rush of warmth and happiness through my entire body. they make me feel such overwhelming joy. especially cute fanart from the 80s series when they're all pudgy and extra goofy. i want to give them all cuddles and fall asleep in a big pile lol
Anonymous 14251
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>>13792How do other anonas feel with their f/o has other shipping/self ships?
How do you feel when your f/o is super popular?
Mine is Dante from DMC. It's been that way since like his inception.
I'm old now, please kill me, I've been alive for too long. I may have other characters I'll go through and obsession phase with but I always come back to my main boo.
When I was younger I used to get super upset by other shipping/yumeshipping/yoaiships but now I don't care. I'm not as obsessive with him as I once was but when I see fanart of him it still lights up my brain.
I just ask because I recently follow a Korean artist who only draw Dante and sometimes she draws him getting dicked down by Virgil. I just think it's funny how like 6 years ago that might have really upset me, I grew.
Anonymous 14252
>>14251I don’t mind the thought of others liking him, but It makes me jealous how I’m not talented enough to make content of my own yumeship.
Anonymous 14259
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>>14233because he wants to tease you
>>14251for me it's the other way around, at first I didn't care about shipping, because in a way I had more art to look at. But now it starts to annoy me. maybe it's because fandom is annoying.
do you like dante in dmc5?
Anonymous 14260
I love fantasizing about changing my husbando's fashion sense and style, I'd love to turn him into basically a male dress up doll. And he'd enjoy it because he wants to dress in a way that would impress me. We'd go shopping at the mall, and he'll try outfits montage style and I'd rate them, then we'll have a nice meal at the food court. It would feel like a date even though it wasn't supposed to and we're still at the friends stage, but we both secretly harbor feelings for each other so any opportunity to see each other and hangout is enough for each of us. I'm smiling typing this alone.
>>14252Nta, but this is very relatable.
Anonymous 14261
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>>14260Nice. I want to go on a business casual date with my husbando. He cleans up alright.
Anonymous 14263
i just came to my husbando immediately back-to-back… i've never experienced anything like that before. it's been a while since i've focused solely on him since i was interested in another character for some time, but i've finally returned to him and it's like my body really missed him too and not just my heart, heh
Anonymous 14266
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the only person willing to acknowledge the subtextual psychosexual nuance of one of my favorite characters is an incel larping TIF. this makes it sound like i have bad taste but she seems to only post about him to satisfy some weird self harm fetish, i don't even think she's aware of how lore-accurate and interesting her hornyposts about him are. i'm suffering so much. in a different universe we could have been best friends…
Anonymous 14267
>>14200what's the source of the image, yandex can't find it
Anonymous 14270
>>14266>subtextual psychosexual nuancePlease elaborate
Anonymous 14271
>>14181Late but yes
I have done this to an irl moid if he was somehow humiliated by it I'd be a lot more enthusiastic than if he wanted me to do it and thought it made him dominant or something. His asshole is definitely somewhat hairy and probably not the cleanest because he lives in a medieval universe
Anonymous 14272
>>14271>spoilerI would have killed myself right after.
Anonymous 14273
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What if we're the Helga Pataki of our husbandos? What if our need to love but also see our husbandos suffering comes from a fear of being rejected? I do want to see him bleeding and bruised so I can nurse him back to health with love and aggressive sex though.
Anonymous 14274
>>14273>so I can nurse him back to healthnot me. i’d watch him bleed out to death and
fuck his corpse Anonymous 14276
>>14270i can't even be vaguely descriptive out of fear that someone will clock me out of the 5 fans he has online. his canonical anger issues have a slightly degenerate sexual lean though, i wish more people had the guts to talk about it instead of making him a kaweewee sadboy.
Anonymous 14277
>>14251Would it be sad that my f/o has currently never been selfshipped with anyone else besides me despite being a very popular character? I would gladly say who it is but I don't want to reveal in here yet.
Though it's not like I publish my yume art of him online so maybe I guess I can't be the only one out there?
Anonymous 14278
>>14273in my case the internet and fandom did this to me
Anonymous 14280
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>>14259He would be busier trying to join him in his suicide shit than trying new sexual stuff even if is something quite vanilla.
>>14273I mean, I would be quite mean to Dazai to then smile at his pic. Zagreus is a cinnamon roll, I cannot get mad at him.
Anonymous 14283
>>14273>What if our need to love but also see our husbandos suffering comes from a fear of being rejected?I admit that this was definitely me sometimes. Like I didn't want him to have control over whether we end up together or not, so at first I imagined myself forcing myself on him a little (in an "Abhorrent Admirer" sort of way) until he returned my feelings. After a while, I calmed down, started to imagine us falling for each other in a normal way and stopped being so aggressive towards him. But it's because I loved him so much and it was more than just horniness. I have other (pathetic) husbandos that I want to hurt because they're made for it, not because I'm afraid they'll reject me.
I like coming up with alternative scenarios where I'm into him, while he sees me as a rival, but he gradually starts falling in love with me, although I'm not sure if this counts.
Anonymous 14284
>>14260When I imagined our wedding I liked coming up with different outfits for him to wear on that day. It's cute to daydream about him styling his hair a certain way and wearing the clothes I want him to wear because he knows I like it…
