/nsfw/ - xxx

Just listen to some asmr guy and get a vibrator.

>>14626
I'm afraid that strategy no longer works, hence my question

Ask a friend and see if he's down to eating you out.
You can't expect noobs to be good at eating out tho but good points for trying

>>14629
I literally don't know anyone who would eat me out, no male friends.

>>14628
You need to lay off the gooning if masturbation doesn't work anymore

>>14632
Ok, then ask a female friend who's not prudish and is open minded, if possible, or tell her to bring a Magic wand or any vibrator and then you go

>paying a moid to go down on you

your doing it wrong. they should pay you

>>14640
How would I even go about doing that? The moid would be the one that's in position of doing a favor to me

>>14625
Depends, where do you live?

I decided to hire one for Valentine's day and it was so incredibly awkward, but I came twice and he made me feel more loved and desired than I've ever felt in my whole life. I know it's not real, but cumming from penetration as he wrapped his arms around me and kissed my neck was so intensely erotic that I'll be thinking about it for the rest of my life. He was very expensive, but I think this one expenditure will provide me with many years of high quality masturbation material.

>>14696
Nona, you deserve to feel all that for real, not from a paid actor.

I do not see why an illegal act of prostitution would be better, emotionally, morally or practically, than casual sex off of an app.
>danger
a person who is currently committing a crime with you seems more likely to commit a crime against you than one who is not currently in the act of committing a crime.

>>14698
Unless you live somewhere with legal prostitution.

>>14697
I thought so, too. I was wrong. It was still nice though. I've never had an orgasm as intense as that before.

>>14625
just use a dildo in the shower and shower head on the clit or at the beginning of the opening, the further away the water splash is the more intense the felling is, swap the dildo from smaller to bigger and move your legs in such a way that you can push it further inside using the walls of the shower

>>14628
wait two weeks so you can recover, the orgasm will be more intense then

>>14701
Oh shit escorts are like heroin

>>14701
What do you mean, you were wrong?

>>14706
She meant she was wrong in thinking that getting orgasms from paid actors was a sad thing. Now she thinks getting amazing orgasms from male escorts is a-ok

>>14706
I thought I deserved to feel that sense of connection for real, but life has proven me wrong.