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Why is it so hard to just NOT respond to maleposters??? Anonymous 10/15/25 (Wed) 10:23:49 AM12882 [Reply]

I see this all the fucking time, if a post is clearly made by a moid just don't answer in any way or they'll keep coming back holy shit are you all dense?

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Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 07:56:05 AM12901

>>12885
There are places for them all over the fucking web you can reply to them.

Anonymous 10/28/25 (Tue) 06:49:14 PM12920

>>12882
It's tempting and kind of satisfying to shout at moids in a space where I won't get bombarded with more moid's harassment, nude requests and rape threats for simply being a woman online (not even having to say anything inflammatory for that response either, you know how it is). 4chan sucks and most other altchans suck even worse.
But you're right, we should be reporting and ignoring. And if it's an OP moid, sageing at the very least.
For anyone else who feels such temptation even after reporting, tick the sage box in your response so that you at least won't bump a thread like that when you reply to it.

Anonymous 10/31/25 (Fri) 12:52:02 PM12929

>>12927
>>12926
>>12923
oyyy stop m*idposting you bigots

Anonymous 11/02/25 (Sun) 10:17:41 AM12936

Apparently it's beyond most people's ability to look at something maddening and just leave it. Even if they know they're feeding the troll, they feed the troll anyway. It's one of those universal constants of the internet.

Anonymous 11/03/25 (Mon) 03:12:06 AM12942

I try not to.. I TRY SO HARD…
>>12901
It's just not the same as replying to something within context

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Mods running this site are trash human beings Anonymous 09/15/25 (Mon) 11:39:22 AM12742 [Reply]

They are bottom of the barrel disgusting people. Sorry this is so strongly worded! but this is pretty much all you're left to assume. There is no excuse for the amount of horror and CHILD PORN left up FOR HOURS daily. There is no excuse because people apply to be moderators all the time. People try and they get no response (even I did ages ago, it was completely futile)

There is no excuse because I know it's possible for an IB to exist without horrific mountains of fresh new CHILD PORN left up for more than even 30 seconds. As much as miners rant about LC, you've gotta admit at least the site isn't plastered with unspeakable illegal and disgusting content daily.

There are legit regulars here willing to help moderate this site and instead nobody responds. The cretins responsible need to own up to their bullshit. Slither out of your pathetic hide holes and explain to the women and (most likely minors!) here why you incessantly let it happen. Leave it up for hours, allow everyone who visits this hellhole to be exposed to moid filth. There is no fucking excuse. Come out and explain your crimes and why you're so useless at improving moderation when so many people attempt to reach out to apply and it goes absolutely no where.

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Anonymous 09/27/25 (Sat) 04:50:40 PM12829

>>12827
domain 6~20 a year
hosting maybe in the realm of $15/month

Anonymous 09/29/25 (Mon) 04:17:23 AM12844

>>12829
hosting can be done yourself, especially if your DNS has good proxy and anti-attack services. You pretty much just need a decent computer that you can leave on. Might get you doxxed if you don't set it up right, but it can be done.

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 04:08:42 PM12917

>>12844
But do you guys know how to code an image board

Anonymous 10/27/25 (Mon) 04:09:13 PM12918

Hey mods! Where are you scumbags today ?

Anonymous 12/12/25 (Fri) 11:43:47 AM12995

I mean it’s a dead site, just go back to Lolcow instead?
“Anonymous” imageboards are gay anyways, use Bluesky instead, like I do…

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Anonymous 10/22/21 (Fri) 01:21:57 PM4871 [Reply]

Make it so when a moid is banned, they can't appeal their ban and don't even get a notice of the ban. It seems like they are able to posts, but their posts don't actually show up so it takes them longer to realize they are banned.

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Anonymous 04/06/25 (Sun) 02:19:56 PM11968

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>>11964
You really waited 3 years to clap back?

Anonymous 10/06/25 (Mon) 01:04:25 AM12874

what do you mean? I've been banned for years.

Anonymous 10/08/25 (Wed) 10:26:58 PM12878

>>11964
I think so too, but voice confirmations wouldn't work regardless because any moid can use a voice changer or AI. Also, the mum thing would still work, although I doubt it'd happen much.

Anonymous 10/17/25 (Fri) 05:47:21 AM12886

>>4871
They can just? Evade?

Anonymous 10/25/25 (Sat) 07:47:34 AM12900

This is a nice idea but at the same time I use a VPN and sometimes get an IP that was banned here once. It goes away when I choose a new location but if I post from the hear here and they dont show then that doesn't help with the emptiness of this forum nor does it make be feel like anyone cares about my posts :(

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why did my post get deleted Anonymous 10/01/25 (Wed) 02:04:47 AM12856 [Reply]

I made a post in /b/ trying to find a missed connection with someone I knew who used this site and it got deleted in 10 mins (somehow). What gives?

Anonymous 10/01/25 (Wed) 04:49:24 PM12861

My current theory is that we have an autistic (and or tranny) mod who is way too concerned about threads that possibly break arcane rules than the matter of actual activity on the site. They delete anything that is debatably redundant or out of place without explanation because they are overly concerned with rules, totally blind to the fact they are kneecapping activity on an already dying website.

Fuck you tranny janny I hate your autistic ass

Anonymous 10/01/25 (Wed) 05:18:53 PM12862

>>12861
ironically I've never been banned for breaking rule 7 despite having gotten at least 10+ bans

Anonymous 10/08/25 (Wed) 09:34:50 PM12877

>>12856
You were looking for someone specific, right? Rule 7 includes the wording "post in an otherwise identifiable manner" and since you were looking to identify someone you knew, maybe that was the problem? Idk though, I'm no mod.
>>12862
>10+ bans
How??

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Comment limits Anonymous Admin 09/13/20 (Sun) 01:02:07 AM3057 [Reply]

I've seen some users comment on how long our threads stay up and how it might be detrimental. Our board is slow and seldom-used threads quickly drop off the first pages, which then makes it harder to find them again, which leads to more duplicate threads. I'm considering adjusting the comment limit to something more reflective of our activity and archiving old threads after a while.

However, this would mean making new threads all the time even though the old ones weren't even close to full, and starting over with the same conversation.

Do you like the current limit or are you in favor of shorter threads?

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Anonymous Admin 09/16/20 (Wed) 03:52:11 PM3089

>>3088
The userscript and extension both do the same thing, except the userscript lets you modify it to add crystal.cafe. You can probably run them both, but it would be pointless.

Anonymous 12/28/20 (Mon) 03:58:00 AM3378

What happened to the old threads? I have been here since the start. This is a slow site so I check the threads every few months?

Also, there are poster that are autistically irritating. They make these know-it- all post. The site will always suffer into those people leave.

Anonymous Admin 12/28/20 (Mon) 04:17:30 AM3379

>>3378
They should still be there unless the OP got their post history removed. Recently I've been sparing thread OPs from mass-deletion though, for the sake of contributing anons.

Anonymous 09/14/25 (Sun) 10:34:26 PM12738

Does anyone know what the max amount of thread replies can be? Like how on Lolcow.Farm you're supposed to prepare a new thread at 1100 posts, you can't bump it after 1200, and you can't reply after 1208? What's the equivalent for those here?

Anonymous 09/15/25 (Mon) 04:30:25 AM12741

>>12738
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Comments & Complaints Pt. 3 Anonymous 06/11/23 (Sun) 08:08:48 PM9259 [Reply]

because the last thread is full

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Anonymous 09/13/25 (Sat) 02:57:28 PM12715

>>12714
And it was just deleted for a third time.. I don't think this was a bot because surely many posts in the terf threads get reported and they don't go anywhere. Fuck whatever janny is doing this you are a retard

Anonymous 09/13/25 (Sat) 10:39:12 PM12719

>>12715
Hey they deleted the TERF memes thread for no reason when that was pinned by the Admin so there probably is some shady business with the moderation here. That thread could be next on the chopping block for all we know

Anonymous 09/13/25 (Sat) 10:59:14 PM12720

Why do we not already have an audit log of moderation actions on this godforsaken chan

Anonymous 09/14/25 (Sun) 04:16:08 AM12722

Scat porn on /b/

Anonymous 09/14/25 (Sun) 10:27:28 PM12735

CSAM on /b/

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Hidden Boards Anonymous 08/27/25 (Wed) 10:44:16 PM12603 [Reply]

How many are there and how many have you found?

Anonymous 08/28/25 (Thu) 01:42:08 AM12604

I didn't know there were hidden boards. Are they on this site?

Anonymous 08/28/25 (Thu) 08:01:12 AM12605

>>12604
Only one I know of is >>>/nsfw/ but I've heard there's more

Anonymous 08/28/25 (Thu) 08:36:50 AM12606

I only ever hear /nsfw/ get mentioned and I didn't bother to find more

Anonymous 08/28/25 (Thu) 06:37:48 PM12617

>>12605
There's another one >>>/t••••t••t/
Not sharing though because it's a secret

Anonymous 09/01/25 (Mon) 06:13:27 AM12627

>>12617
Something adjacent to /tttt/ ?

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Anonymous 04/09/20 (Thu) 04:31:59 PM2632 [Reply]

When can crystal cafe have a zine? All the cool hipster imageboards are doing it, why can't we?

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Anonymous 06/01/21 (Tue) 08:03:45 AM3790

>>3722
I totally agree with this! I am an artist and I would LOVE to draw out something related to crystal.cafe! I would also love to see other mommies post about their own experiences through art and writing!

Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 10:50:21 AM3837

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I’m down for this if there is still interest. I took part in a few zines for a different community about a year ago - each zine was based on the season, and included essays, artwork, recipes & collages.

Anonymous 06/17/21 (Thu) 07:51:04 AM3908

>>2632
I'd participate!

Anonymous 06/19/21 (Sat) 01:24:00 PM3921

please I'd like to write a shitty haiku

Anonymous 08/14/25 (Thu) 07:14:11 AM12528

>>2632
bumping for interest but i would be down to contribute or organize this, i have experience in project management but not graphic design as opposed to software and would be open to feedback if enough anons are interested, including but not limited to what previous anons suggested.

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Anonymous 08/06/25 (Wed) 07:10:24 AM12418 [Reply]

sorry, but what are /meta/ boards? What does'meta' mean?

Anonymous 08/06/25 (Wed) 07:12:02 AM12419

>>12418
it is where we reference being in a tv show and break the 4th wall. its been a while since we have done this, very season 2 ngl. Glad to have a new character though nona, especially after everyone left last season.

Anonymous 08/12/25 (Tue) 04:00:33 PM12508

>>12418
That images of rooms posted here can only have 3 walls, and Dan Harmon posts here so be careful and don't let his position of power influence your interactions

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Anonymous 09/14/20 (Mon) 08:09:07 PM3080 [Reply]

What's the % of male posters here and how to identify them?

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Anonymous 07/15/25 (Tue) 08:49:22 PM12329

>>12192
ok

Anonymous 07/19/25 (Sat) 09:04:29 AM12337

>>11846
I count anyone who is a tranny as male, no regards to their biological sex. I only count actual females as female.

Anonymous 07/23/25 (Wed) 07:46:28 PM12338

>>3080
Make a thread about hobbies and look at how many are male hobbies.
Collecting painted figurines=dude.
Trying all the nailcare in the world: mentally ill moid.
Talking with friends: nona.

Anonymous 07/25/25 (Fri) 10:51:55 PM12342

I'm so grateful for all your wisdom, everyone. I honestly don't think I'll ever get caught out like that again.
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Anonymous 07/31/25 (Thu) 05:17:40 AM12365

>>12308
Illymation talked a bit about dealing with periods, and it was accurate, so men can simply watch her videos to get ideas for that.