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Anonymous 11843[Reply]

CSAM site was posted again to /b/
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porn or csam on /b/

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Comment limits Anonymous Admin 3057[Reply]

I've seen some users comment on how long our threads stay up and how it might be detrimental. Our board is slow and seldom-used threads quickly drop off the first pages, which then makes it harder to find them again, which leads to more duplicate threads. I'm considering adjusting the comment limit to something more reflective of our activity and archiving old threads after a while.

However, this would mean making new threads all the time even though the old ones weren't even close to full, and starting over with the same conversation.

Do you like the current limit or are you in favor of shorter threads?
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Anonymous Admin 3089

>>3088
The userscript and extension both do the same thing, except the userscript lets you modify it to add crystal.cafe. You can probably run them both, but it would be pointless.

Anonymous 3378

What happened to the old threads? I have been here since the start. This is a slow site so I check the threads every few months?

Also, there are poster that are autistically irritating. They make these know-it- all post. The site will always suffer into those people leave.

Anonymous Admin 3379

>>3378
They should still be there unless the OP got their post history removed. Recently I've been sparing thread OPs from mass-deletion though, for the sake of contributing anons.

Anonymous 12738

Does anyone know what the max amount of thread replies can be? Like how on Lolcow.Farm you're supposed to prepare a new thread at 1100 posts, you can't bump it after 1200, and you can't reply after 1208? What's the equivalent for those here?

Anonymous 12741

>>12738
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Comments & Complaints Pt. 3 Anonymous 9259[Reply]

because the last thread is full
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Anonymous 12715

>>12714
And it was just deleted for a third time.. I don't think this was a bot because surely many posts in the terf threads get reported and they don't go anywhere. Fuck whatever janny is doing this you are a retard

Anonymous 12719

>>12715
Hey they deleted the TERF memes thread for no reason when that was pinned by the Admin so there probably is some shady business with the moderation here. That thread could be next on the chopping block for all we know

Anonymous 12720

Why do we not already have an audit log of moderation actions on this godforsaken chan

Anonymous 12722

Scat porn on /b/

Anonymous 12735

CSAM on /b/



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Hidden Boards Anonymous 12603[Reply]

How many are there and how many have you found?

Anonymous 12604

I didn't know there were hidden boards. Are they on this site?

Anonymous 12605

>>12604
Only one I know of is >>>/nsfw/ but I've heard there's more

Anonymous 12606

I only ever hear /nsfw/ get mentioned and I didn't bother to find more

Anonymous 12617

>>12605
There's another one >>>/t••••t••t/
Not sharing though because it's a secret

Anonymous 12627

>>12617
Something adjacent to /tttt/ ?



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Anonymous 2632[Reply]

When can crystal cafe have a zine? All the cool hipster imageboards are doing it, why can't we?
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Anonymous 3790

>>3722
I totally agree with this! I am an artist and I would LOVE to draw out something related to crystal.cafe! I would also love to see other mommies post about their own experiences through art and writing!

Anonymous 3837

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I’m down for this if there is still interest. I took part in a few zines for a different community about a year ago - each zine was based on the season, and included essays, artwork, recipes & collages.

Anonymous 3908

>>2632
I'd participate!

Anonymous 3921

please I'd like to write a shitty haiku

Anonymous 12528

>>2632
bumping for interest but i would be down to contribute or organize this, i have experience in project management but not graphic design as opposed to software and would be open to feedback if enough anons are interested, including but not limited to what previous anons suggested.



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Anonymous 12418[Reply]

sorry, but what are /meta/ boards? What does'meta' mean?

Anonymous 12419

>>12418
it is where we reference being in a tv show and break the 4th wall. its been a while since we have done this, very season 2 ngl. Glad to have a new character though nona, especially after everyone left last season.

Anonymous 12508

>>12418
That images of rooms posted here can only have 3 walls, and Dan Harmon posts here so be careful and don't let his position of power influence your interactions



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Anonymous 3080[Reply]

What's the % of male posters here and how to identify them?
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Anonymous 12337

>>11846
I count anyone who is a tranny as male, no regards to their biological sex. I only count actual females as female.

Anonymous 12338

>>3080
Make a thread about hobbies and look at how many are male hobbies.
Collecting painted figurines=dude.
Trying all the nailcare in the world: mentally ill moid.
Talking with friends: nona.

Anonymous 12342

I'm so grateful for all your wisdom, everyone. I honestly don't think I'll ever get caught out like that again.
Wait…

Anonymous 12365

>>12308
Illymation talked a bit about dealing with periods, and it was accurate, so men can simply watch her videos to get ideas for that.



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auto banned? Anonymous 11362[Reply]

tried to post a thread and got banned instantly, are there certain trigger words that just auto ban? it didnt specify a reason for ban
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Anonymous 11465

so are there words that. get autobanned or something because i got banned on my computer and my phone both for “unspecified reasons”

Anonymous 11487

I don't know but I'll never appeal mine because I know I did nothing wrong and I'm not a jannie bootlicker.

Anonymous 11528

maybe it was the specific combination of words that got you autobanned??

Anonymous 11534

I was banned for the first time during the lc down week, i dont know why as the reason is still not specified and i didnt really say anything baity or offensive

Anonymous 12326

>>11363
i feel the same way it sucks. have you found any spaces yet?



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Anonymous 12262[Reply]

ADD A MEDIA PENDING APPROVAL SYSTEM TO GET RID OF CP SPAM

a media pending approval system is a system in which anyone who posts a media must first wait for a janny or a "mediator" to approve the image. once approved, the media is shown to the public. in order to not flood the approval queue, a md5 hash is taken of every media and checked against a list of already pre-approved media. if the media that is being posted has a md5 hash match with the list of pre approved media, it doesn't need approval



it's already used by altchans and i can contact a developer of said altchan for you (or give you the altchan's name) to get the MPA


t. good samaritan
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Anonymous 12280

>>12279
Whitelisting IPs and an account system are only similar if you're being super reductionist about it (unhelpful). Whitelisting IPs is far easier to implement and automate and more difficult to abuse in the long term while disrupting the regular users the least.

Obviously something like a post timer wouldn't be seamless for users, but that's only optional and if you're bothered by spam (CC is super slow anyway so that's probably not an issue). I think you could easily set up a system to reduce unwanted posts that would be invisible for regular users. Do you need me to spell out a specific solution? I'll only do it if they let me be a janny. Otherwise, I'm not doing their work for them.

Some solutions are not worth trying because they're objectively bad and the site admins have limited time and resources to work with. At best, you waste a bunch of time, and at worst, you lose a lot of users.

Anonymous 12281

>>12262
Oh holy shit I just reread the OP
Why the fuck would you whitelist hashes? That's a terrible fucking way to go about it. Jannies, please don't do this (they won't because they're lazy, not because it's a bad idea)

Anonymous 12288

>>12276
Care to elaborate why my post is "retarded"? >>12273

Anonymous 12297

I think cloudflare offers an "anti cp" feature. CC should simply use it.

Anonymous 12298

>>12288
Both you and your post are retarded. Session persistence in dynamic addressing is a non-issue for this. You are not sufficiently informed on this topic to have a constructive or helpful opinion.
Hope that helps.



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Anonymous 10177[Reply]

Men gotta stop posting

Anonymous 10178

yep, I sense m*n and AGP crossdressers posting here

Anonymous 10440

>>10177
>>10178
Where are they?

Anonymous 10441

>>10440
Under there

Anonymous 12008

Make me.

Anonymous 12009

>>10177
>>10178
Are these "men" in the room with you right now?



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