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Anonymous Admin 13268[Reply]

If you've tried to contact me in the past and didn't get a response, please try again.
I updated the contact information on the Rules & FAQ pages.


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Anonymous 12607[Reply]

A thread dedicated to bumping the CP off the front page.
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Anonymous 13440

cp

Anonymous 13441

They’re out in full force today

Anonymous 13442

>>13441
Someone made the exact same cp post in lainchan, that's weird.

Anonymous 13443

>>13442
Yeah, they're going through a bunch of altchans spamming at the same time. Some people said they're using allchan's list so maybe we should ask to be taken off of there.

Anonymous 13450

CP in /b/ it's been 9h there


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Cece the lizard Anonymous 1255[Reply]

Meet Cece the lizard - or the lizbian - crystal.cafe's answer to Pepe the frog.
Based on an article about a certain type of lizard that is female only.
feel free to make your own versions of her or even edit mine, anything's a contribution.
By the way - this does not snuff out the miner waitress mascot girl. She would be the wojak equivalent.
thoughts?
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Anonymous 13428

>>12919
God I wish this was me.

Anonymous 13429

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>>1256
made a small edit to express my inner physiological state… how I feel…

Anonymous 13430

>>13429
Bud light honestly tastes bad

Anonymous 13431

>>13430
Idk I heard about on one of tamers12345 videos I think

Anonymous 13449

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Alright. Tried making a dithered version of Cece for the ease of editing (if anyone cares lol but I know I'll be making some edits)

Method:
https://ditherit.com/
Atkinson Algorithm, Error Diffusion mode
Colors
#ffffff
#000000
#423749
#443526
#B6AD9E
and one more I accidentally deleted

Then I just manually cleaned it up in sai2


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Comments & Complaints Pt. 4 Anonymous 12739[Reply]

Complain, suggest, and generally talk about the site's current happenings here

Old Threads
>>>/meta/4 #1
>>>/meta/3347 #2
>>>/meta/9259 #3
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Anonymous 13434

Please allow the :^) emoticon here. It is imageboard culture

Anonymous 13444

>>13426
How active are you because I see anons getting banned for posts that aren't against the rules and long stretches of time where CP is just allowed to stay up

Anonymous 13446

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>>13444
> I see anons getting banned for posts that aren't against the rules
Yup

Anonymous 13447

>>13434
I fully agree. I am not in love with the "no emoticon" rule in general, it is an imageboard for women where I am not allowed to share my mega cute, elaborate, and interesting emoticons I stole from from SK gossip forums.

Anonymous 13448

Make /b/ and /hb/ pass the bedchel test.


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Board mascot Anonymous Admin 223[Reply]

We're looking for a board mascot! As is traditional for imageboards, our mascot should be an anthropomorphic representation of our community. You're free to interpret this in any way you like, as long as it results in a visually cohesive character design.

All submissions to this thread will be put up to vote in 10 days. We'll vote on the design of the character, not the artwork itself. Have fun!
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Anonymous 11836

Can we bring this back? I miss it

Anonymous 11841

>>1933
jealous bitter anon from 6 years ago. she is a beautiful queen and the rightful winner.

Anonymous 11908

back when cc was heaven

Anonymous 13410

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Anonymous 13416

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Found this while browsing /b/


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Anonymous 13283[Reply]

I suggest the rules page gets updated to include the rule “no fun allowed and you will be banned for anything that isn’t whining about lolcow or witchan”
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Anonymous 13286

Kek, only just noticed my posts got mass deleted over calling someone a redditor under an ashtar Sheran shitpost. Wonder if that was the mod herself lol

Anonymous 13297

go back soy cuck!

Anonymous 13298

>>13297
I agree, soy drinking rulecucks should go back (to Reddit that is)

Anonymous 13305

soi tards are all moids; what reason do they have to raid this site and every other altchan ever?

Anonymous 13308

This board is finally looking GOOD


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Anonymous 12907[Reply]

Admins, can you please do whatever Erischan, Plus4chan, and Leftychan do to prevent CP spam?

They get zero CP spam. We still get tons.

(Screenshot is Erischan users and admins discussing their very effective custom anti-spam measures.)

Anonymous 13012

its a semi recent vichan patch. since we use a tinyboard fork, which is upstream of vichan, it might take some effort to include it

Anonymous 13231

>>13012
how long will it take to figure it out

Anonymous 13264

Are you sure it isn't some police officer spamming honeypot links for some reason? It's very annoying though

Anonymous 13278

it's called "media pending approval"


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crystal cafe discord Anonymous 11284[Reply]

i used to be in the crystal cafe discord years ago, but i can't find it anymore. does it still exist? i'm trying to get in contact w an old friend from there :(

Anonymous 11285

>>11284
nvm just saw that it got deleted like 4 years ago. okay:

hello [blank],
you were a teacher in brazil and moved to canada to be with your e-bf (his online handle started with a B and ended with a N, 6 letters long). i'd love to get in contact.
thanks

Anonymous 11301

>>11285
K

Anonymous 13183

this is awesome


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Board is being flooded with moids again Anonymous 11731[Reply]

Because of the “femcel”/“radfem” girl, annoying snarky moids seem to be flooding here.
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Anonymous 11758

>Because of the “femcel”/“radfem” girl
Who?

Anonymous 12364

>>11746
There's also a necrophiliac on the board, I think the police needs to get involved

Anonymous 12367

>>12364
There's a thread to talk about the necro >>>/meta/12366 I think they're on /x/ too >>>/x/11480

>>11747
They probably meant 4Chan or 8Chan/8Kun instead of Crystal.Cafe

Anonymous 13076

They're at it again
Need to post on lolcow

Anonymous 13168

>>13076
Yeah that's why I'm mostly using lolcow now. They get banned instantly for their whining and attention seeking its hilarious


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Can someone explain context behind this one? Anonymous 13166[Reply]

Anonymous 13180

>crystal.cafe created in 2017
>r9k has something to say about it
there you go


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