/b/ - Random

>>310692
whats wrong with uboachan? i've only been on there a handful of times. i love yume nikki and its fan games but uboachan is kind of weird in that there is just so much going on in every thread.

>>310692
Uboachan was my first chan

You always remember your first

I used to post a bit on /r9k/ in the nona threads and once in a while post greentexts i thought were kind of funny or kind of feely
but I think I don't have the right temperament or maybe I'm just too sensitif for imageboards, because when I post something I think is clever owo or cute or really personal and it just sinks like a stone, it hurts my feelibgs and I feel worse than if I hadn't posted at all
maybe i'm just an eternal newfag

>>311532
Weirdly I kinda remember posting something personal there once and I got a pretty damn reasonable response. Not that I could completely understand it at the time, but it's bizzare to me that the one island of sanity in my life back then was on /r9k/ of all places.

>>311525
I like that they don't get on 2x and trollx on reddit. I love the subtle exclusion tactic going on there it's brilliant. Too bad reddit is a nefarious hellhole now.

>>311525
I trust cis men over trans men. If I wanted to be around neurotic psuedo-manlets, i'd go to an anime club.

>>311530
Theres a bunch of them on Grindr and gay subreddits, but men get no flack for telling pooners to fuck off and get out of their space. Women get punished for gatekeeping.

Desiring to become men means they act like them which is why they're such vile misogynists much of the time. Honestly trans moids are moids in my mind if only because only moids are capable of such disgusting behavior

>>311541
They don't seem to post in 2x or trollx at all though that's my point

Nobody tells them off. They just don't go. Also how are trans women going to justify going in a sub called 2x chromosomes ? Its such a sick burn without the drama and they know it.

>>311469
I haven't had stew in so long. That sounds fantastic!

>>311182
I made the horrible mistake of roasting a chicken dinner in the oven during a heat wave.

>>311489
At least it's still summer where you're at…. I'm over here with post nasal drip from the sudden 60 degree weather. That's why I'm having chicken soup!

>>311489
twinning, I have a chicken in the fridge to roast for tonight. With lemons, herbs, onions, and potatoes.

>>311510
Single pan? I like parboiling potatoes and then tossing in salt and "smashing" them flat against the baking sheet

>>310096
Surely Australia is just aiming to become a global dog/cat food exporter.

>>310096
the way he glazes this up is just so funny

Why is every aussie men druggies and rat gyms with no soul and avoidant attachment style

>>310096
Our consumer beef is garbage and expensive. I've spent time looking at u.s. beef. They have so much better quality available to end consumers than we do. It is unreal the absolute crap we get when we produce great beef, but it is reserved for restaurants and export at lower prices than what we pay for left overs. Costco(Aus) is the only place I've found quality domestic beef. So tbh I welcome American beef and hopefully get some competition, we'll see if we get anything decent or not

What is the job market like in Straya?

I also tried to convince a 10-year-old that he was going to rot in hell for accidentally visiting a porn site.

I also falsely accused a BDSM practicer of being a human trafficker just because I wanted him in jail

>>311436
All trannies are pedophiles, that wasn't a lie and is good to do.

>>310110
Sounds like you had Illymation's cat Maya

in chronological order
>kicked my dog at least two times as a child
>broke into a somewhat recently abandoned house and stole some personal items
>treated my ex terribly
>online stalked multiple people for years (including my ex)
Harming my dog is the one I regret the most. I was 8 when I did it and have since learned to respect and appreciate animals

Martial arts are stupid and useless.
Just learn how to shoot

>>305844
one time I had a moid rolling with me and they got hard. it was gross.

>>301811
In general it's a great way to be physically active and be healthy. Anyone who thinks it's significantly more than that is usually LARPing.
>>307817
>>305844
Sounds awful
The trick is to practice martial arts someplace actually legit, not just your local gym or some mcdojo

>>301811
A friend invited me to her Tai Chi class back in high school and I've been doing it ever since. It's relaxing and it's improved my coordination a lot but it's probably about as useful as ballroom dancing in terms of actually fighting someone.

>>307822
>about as useful as ballroom dancing
Which is to say, more than you'd think, actually. Not only is it a great way to exercise and improve your coordination, you're also improving your ability to read other people's movements.
It's also no coincidence that a lot of dance-enthusiasts are also really into combat sports, or how martial arts and dance have always been regular hobbies for the wealthy.

>>310375
Why did nona delete the reply to this :(

>>296798
Job description: you will walk int machinegun fire because you have been told to and if you don't want it, you will be court martialed and executed.
All that for the benefit of some corpo who will get the contracts to make weapons or rebuild the country on taxpayer money and who just happen to be generous donators of both parties.

Why would anybody join? If we still had a nation, one good enough to die for, I don't say.
But we don't.

If you don't want to be barked at every day, to wake up at 5am, eat predigested "food" and see your superiors cover up the rapes in your regiment that may or may not happen to you, don't join.
And if you still have a doubt, look in your streets. They are full of veterans. Ask yourself if this is what you want.

Americans scream globalism is wonderful because there would be free trade, no borders, and no wars, but actually globalism means that the world would be run by a few elites and you couldn't escape high taxes or draconian laws.

>>311389
If masses aren't sentient, how can individuals claim to possess sentience? I find it suspiciously convenient how in history books we tend to put all moral responsibility on some dictator or religion, ideology.. The reason for that, i think, is simply because in our collective consciousness we're too embarrassed to admit being genetically incapable to live up to our own moral standard. Part of humanity keeps trying to invent an ideal method to stop itself from committing atrocities, but end up killing over which method is best. Another part is too profane to be driven by such moral considerations and in essence functions no differently than bacteria in a glass container, fighting over limited resources.
But i digress, to be honest i don't think that evil can be driven out via eugenics, evil can't be defeated - only reinvented. But that doesn't mean one shouldn't try, perhaps simply doing one's best makes a good life.

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

>>311397
The part where she claimed "if you only wanna be stealth you're probably not trans" just kinda proves the brainrot never left. Why do so many trans (and ex-trans) people not even bother with trying to pass anymore, it's why the whole "man in a dress" thing is still around

>>311283
Please miners he needs it to burrow and eat salad

sending my thoughts and prayers to him 🙏

Wgat is this animal called? It's fangs are so cute

>>311295
It's called a Rock Hyrax

>>311283
I found it lets go smoke it

kept ghosting*

how often do you drink i dont really get people who like drinking personally

>>310787
i like to spend some fridaynights drinking wine mixed with orange juice

>>310784
did you say you wanted to drink alone at home rather than going out and having fun? yeaaaaa