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Anonymous 05/04/26 (Mon) 02:23:00 PM321425 [Reply]

True crime? I prefer fake crime.

Anonymous 05/25/26 (Mon) 11:50:21 PM323478

this reminds me of this satire YouTube video about this guy slaughtering his family over family guy.

Anonymous 05/28/26 (Thu) 02:32:32 PM323527

>>323480
Oh my god there's another one of these now
of course he also has an ongezellig pfp on tiktok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbPFDQWlts

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United Kingdom General Anonymous 06/14/17 (Wed) 08:30:53 PM3265 [Reply]

- News
- Politics
- Economics
- Society
- Culture
- General debate/discussion

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Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 04:33:37 PM322795

What a shitty 1st worlder country. France mogs indeed

Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 09:36:28 PM322902

>>322779
Don't be a racist, Nona. Men rape, please ignore that some populations rape 50 time more than others.

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 07:42:13 AM322950

>>322902
It's funny because I'm half-English too so everyone expects me to be for open borders, etc.
Not to make fun of Autistic people, but I feel like I literally have to 'mask' my views on everything. It's exhausting lol

Anonymous 05/17/26 (Sun) 09:21:59 AM323187

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Anonymous 05/26/26 (Tue) 11:44:14 AM323487

Americans say 20 million people were killed in the Soviet Union because tyranny keeps you safe.

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Hmm what should i do with this grotesque image Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:13:15 AM320174 [Reply]

I donno what to do with this nonas what do i do

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:14:35 AM320175

60 ft underground vault!!!! These fucking miners drive me to drink

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:15:15 AM320176

>>320175
how can you say such a thing

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:15:53 AM320177

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>>320176
diabolical1!!

Anonymous 04/20/26 (Mon) 02:03:31 PM320360

>>320174
This happened one time to me when I broiled an old burger in the oven

Anonymous 05/22/26 (Fri) 12:55:05 AM323404

>>320174
Looks fine to me

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What's with all the larping """"schizo""""-posters? Anonymous 11/04/25 (Tue) 10:50:46 AM314051 [Reply]

okay, i'm sure some of you are real but i wouldn't bet on it all being. attention whoring? creative writing practice? this is an anonymous website, so it's okay, you can admit it on this thread and we'll never know it's you. why the fuck do you do it?

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Anonymous 11/05/25 (Wed) 03:15:58 AM314082

>>314079
>/x/
well, duh

Anonymous 12/17/25 (Wed) 05:48:16 PM315411

get off my back, man.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 04:55:27 AM316583

Look at r/gangstalking for what a schizo post is not /x/

Anonymous 05/22/26 (Fri) 12:08:50 AM323403

>>314051
self-diagnosis based on memes, the same mental disorder trannies have
the trend started on livejournal, migrated to tumblr where it blew up and now it's just everywhere because the current generation is so online
15 years ago the big fashion diagnoses were depression, anxiety and panic disorders, because it was the time of sad boy in flannel shirt music and that was the cool vibe, and millennials were convinced that to be a good person and worthy of love and sympathy you either had to have had something truly dreadful happen to you or have some kind of serious problem with a serious name
now it's the hyper-competitive terminally online zoomer era and schizo is trendy because of memes
and now everyone thinks that being different even in the slightest from the most basic of basic normies makes them schizo

Anonymous 05/24/26 (Sun) 08:48:09 PM323453

>>314079
nothing about this indicates schizoposting, it may easily be just said person's prose. you guys are projecting your retardation onto everyone else

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pushing cp off the front page Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 05:43:56 PM314953 [Reply]

dumping random pics from my camera roll here. i hate these pedophilic scrotes

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 05:48:20 PM314956

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Anonymous 05/18/26 (Mon) 08:31:12 AM323266

bumping- watch out ://

Anonymous 05/18/26 (Mon) 08:33:57 AM323267

>>323266
I reported it and it's still up 7 hours later, i don't know if maybe the report did not go through

Anonymous 05/21/26 (Thu) 12:43:58 PM323400

Anonymous 05/21/26 (Thu) 11:17:13 PM323401

eridan homestuck

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Anonymous 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:39:35 PM321237 [Reply]

I’d pick blue purely out of the love for gambling.

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Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 12:00:31 PM322299

>>322298
Another alternative phrasing:
If you press the blue button, nothing happens.
If you press the red button, nothing happens unless 50% more people press the red button, then all blue buttoners die.

Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 02:04:51 PM322301

>>322204
>retards
>internet
the answer is literally in your post
these are twittards, all they think about is killing the opposite political party

Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 02:12:31 PM322302

>>322301
All that matters is that I would press the blue button just to make sure you live twin

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 03:34:26 PM322656

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>>322302
awww, that's so sweet nona
though, I'd actually press blue because of the very slim chance of sweet, instant death

Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 09:26:31 PM322899

>>321237
I will pretend to vote blue to reassure the idiots and then I will vote safe.

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Which Linux distro does nonna use? Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 12:16:53 PM322646 [Reply]

Which Linux distro does use?
I just switched to Fedora from w*ndows(thread exists in /media/)

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Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 06:06:59 PM322700

>>322695
oh I didn't know, I thought it was just to avoid microslop. Maybe I will try Arch on virtual machine after OpenSUSE.

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 06:15:07 PM322705

If I'm not spending retarded amounts of time setting up my system from scratch I may as well stay on shitdows

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 07:50:06 PM322733

currently I use kubuntu but I may switch distros. sometimes I consider going back to windows for convenience and for my programs I can't run on Linux (I'm a newfag to Linux). I have an nvidia gpu which causes some issues which is another reason why switching back is tempting. but I won't

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 04:26:25 PM322958

>>322705
That's what Bill Gatestein wants you to think.
Google Chrome users actually believe switching to a different browser is impossibly difficult or impractical too, but it's just laziness.

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 04:28:22 PM322959

>>322958
ok

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Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 01:43:39 AM301531 [Reply]

Do you like clubbing? Why or why not?

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Anonymous 03/19/25 (Wed) 03:14:10 PM303099

im too ugly to try to larp as a normie

Anonymous 03/19/25 (Wed) 08:50:43 PM303106

The venn diagram for nonas and girls who like clubbing is two separate circles

Anonymous 03/20/25 (Thu) 06:08:34 PM303114

I want to but I have no friends

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 03:36:55 AM322943

I don’t really understand clubs, all I know that they spike your drinks or something

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 12:50:23 PM322955

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Its fun when its a small party, i love all that hardcore electronic music and techno n such. If youre with a fun couple friends its great but id never go by myself especially how expendive drinks are

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Work from home thread Anonymous 11/12/25 (Wed) 11:19:22 AM314354 [Reply]

I can't find the current smalltalk thread so here is one for all of us remote wagies. How do you spend your downtime when you work from home?

I'm back to work after vacation and I can't focus so I'm doing laundry and browsing this and the other site and I'm so bored and it's cold and I'm drinking seaweed soup. I have 14 tasks left to do for work and 2 loads of washing some musty old clothes I kept around in garbage bags, which I will sort afterwards and discard of all the old orphaned socks. There are some bras with one wire missing or poking and I don't even know why I didn't just throw them away years ago. There's two dresses I could probably give to a thrift store or sell online but the effort of ironing and making them presentable is probably not worth the maybe 5 bucks I'd get for them but I feel bad throwing them away so this is how I ended up with 2 garbage bags of clothes gathering dust and moths over 6 years.

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Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 01:27:39 AM317350

>>317349
Yeah I'm sure she has a skill that only she can do and not the other 8,000 people who applied to the job. How narcissistic of you to assume 1 person can do something better than thousands because of "much skill." Highly statistically unlikely.

Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 05:40:10 AM317361

>>317348
I worship Fortuna, the Goddess of luck, and it's in bad taste to claim something was "just luck", luck is an act of divinity itself in my heart, so someone being lucky is divinely blessed, I don't see how this devalues or denigrates her position at all, you should take your miserable ass elsewhere and be open to more opportunities, maybe Fortuna will smile upon you for a change if you do

then again, you're probably just some stupid scrote, go back to 4chan

Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 09:22:32 AM317362

>>317361
Based ancient Roman nona

Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 01:02:22 PM317368

>>317361
Dumb spirituality obsessed bitch

Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:22:53 PM322780

>>317361
Based. I worship Mercury primarily but I should worship Fortuna as well. Any tips?

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Anonymous 02/17/26 (Tue) 08:38:58 PM317988 [Reply]

You can make eggs last for months by beating them and storing them in the freezer. We used to do that with fresh eggs on the farm and they still taste the same after weeks frozen. I stored the egg mix in ziplock bags and used them to make scrambled eggs and omelets year-round.

Anonymous 02/17/26 (Tue) 10:27:26 PM317989

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Anonymous 02/18/26 (Wed) 05:53:23 AM317996

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Anonymous 05/10/26 (Sun) 06:57:53 AM322193

Good thread

Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 11:48:04 PM322589

>>322193
Shit thread, never heard of glassing eggs and is risking freezer burn and energy bills when she could instead just have a bucket under a bench or somewhere.

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 12:21:42 AM322614

>>322589
Nigga you Amish