/b/ - Random

>>306517
when you have to confront someone, imagine that you hit people in the nose with your head, like, all the time, and that are really good at it. make this face.

>>305584
>afterlife
Well given how people have no more faith in that anymore, and it seems unlikely that any reason to believe in one again will come, that would explain why everyone is miserable nowadays

>>306510
>nona physique
Lol

>>306510
Why is her brother just Omni-Man?

no, they just realized that just because their retard parents bullied them into dissociating doesn't mean they have to keep living this way

>>307567
>india
my condolences. if it's any consolation, it will get cooler once the nuclear winter sets in

>>307602
Mhm…I think my ac works just fine lololol

OP, do you poo in the loo?

>>307613
Girls don't poop

>>268283
We are anon here so Saint Peter can’t see who is doing the sinning

>>266109
Failmales troon out because they failed as males, and also, males tend to be prone to having more genetic disorders than women because of their XY chromosomes.

The world used to be divided between the free West and the unfree East. Later only the USA was a free country. Now half of the US hates freedom. Soon just Southern New Hampshire will be free. Later the Libertarians will need to buy a sailboat to be free or flee and scatter to the Sahara, Siberia, and the Amazon and wait to be hunted down by tyrannical Nazis and Commies.

Only the mentally ill and retarded would do this
It’s worse then a face tattoo

>>272638
off-topic but i wonder what a lot of money entails. like 100k? 200k? 500k?

it doesnt seem too uncommon to earn around 100k in a lot of professions but i wonder if its enough for a man to provide for his gf/wife and still have a comfortable lifestyle

I have no idea. My mother never married. My aunt's husband died 3 years into it and she never remarried. My grandmother had literal demonic possesions foaming at mouth and screeching in unknown languages when she was married and that shit got fixed when she divorced, obviously never remarried.
I am probably never marrying either I have no idea why I should give a fuck about marriage. I actually regret even just living with my nigels, the dating phase is so sweet and passionate and all of this domestic shit ruins it.

>>307508
>My grandmother had literal demonic possesions foaming at mouth and screeching in unknown languages when she was married and that shit got fixed when she divorced
Sounds like she faked it to get out of her marriage

>>272638
See this sounds awful to me having to rely on anyone else for something when I can have it myself. Different strokes I guess.

>>307510
kek that or he was actually that much of a detriment on her mental health. Men will slowly kill women in so many ways.

>>307449
idk, ive had better times jacking off over sex, literally got a toy and it felt like "the real thing" and only used it once

I can read it but writing it is cringe, because you quickly realize theres only so many artful ways you can describe the acts and you basically just fall into all the usual cliches, aka lots of growling, pumping and billowing/flush

>>307458
Then you dont like sex, I dont see your point in this comparison. Completely different things. Masturbation is not "demo version" of sex.

>>300646
i only like the idea of sex, like i'll imagine a perfect man and think about him and all kinds of scenarios when masturbating and i love it and it feels good yeah, my alone time is great and my orgasms are thunderous, but besides that i hate everything related to sex. i hate the actual act and every time i had the chance to do it i'd refuse in the last minute because i felt this deep seated disgust and "nah, he isnt the one" (so im still a virgin), i hate seeing it on movies and series, i hate porn be it real or drawn, i hate reading it, i hate when it's implied, i hate sex jokes, i even feel disgust when seeing pregnant women or with young kids because what they did to get there was nasty. the only time it's ok is when it's on my mind and with this imaginary dude who's kinda like my made up husband atp, then everything's off limit and valid and i become a mental slut, but outside that i fucking hate sex.

>>307482
I can sorta understand this predicament as you know, a former virgin. Having actual sex sorta fixed it in a sense that I dont think real sex is a big deal anymore. But I still dislike well…As you put it, idea of sex. You kinda dont think about it in the moment since the physical sensation is so overwhelming. But when sex is mentioned in words, given a mental space, I find it unsettling.

>>307434
I'd rather have a nona break my raspberries than a cherry if you know what I mean hehe
Also, pretty sure it's based on the fruit… sacs(?) being clustered, not dangling on a stem

>Why aren't grapes as erotic as cherries?
They aren't? Grapes are the erotic, sensual, romantic food. Feeding your Italian lover grapes and drinking wine is like a classic trope. They symbolize lounging, opulence, and decadence. Cherries are known for looking like ballsacks, being symbols on vegas slot games, a party trick, "popping cherries." Very trashy and making a spectacle. Grapes are smut, cherries are just porn.

>>307478
I find grapes too elegant.

>>307478
This looks dangerous what if he chokes on a grape

>>307481
good

>>78232
Welp. I am a privileged dumbass.

>>78145
what a mean person…

Anyway this >>77437 anonette is correct. The only issue is that gross people were PJs outside. Honestly besides that, it's stupid to get upset over someone wearing a bathrobe to work. Shit is cash, and I'd pop a lady boner for any man or woman who wore one out because they felt like it.

>>77216
pls tell me who that is in this pic

Oh my god this picture just brought back memories, I used to have this as my wallpaper when I was a teen

>>77216
The trick is to buy really comfy clothes that look like normal clothes. Linen pants with elastic or drawstrings are good, and loose blouses. I think dressing in really baggy clothes is socially acceptable as long as they seem to be made out of 'professional' fabrics, but I just wear pajamas out anyway.

i'm gonna try and go through these later and see if i add anyone but i might as well post one myself
>contact
lyrialyria on discord
>timezone
GMT-5 CST but my work hours are a bit weird for right now
>age
28
>preferred age range for friends
20+ plus, probably 24+ preferably. no men please, i'm pretty TERF-y so trannies take that as you will
>Hobbies & Interests and other details
i'd love someone to play/talk about FFXIV with, as that's my main hobby! but even just talking one on one with someone would be fun. besides FFXIV i like anime and manga, especially BL and shoujo, cats, music (especially 2nd gen kpop), makeup, reality tv, trying to get into other video games etc. just basically nerdy hobbies. if you have recommendations of stuff to check out i'd love to hear them! i'm also currently trying to learn spanish. i have a nigel who is very important to me if that's a dealbreaker.
>Are you a busy person or is it okay to contact you whenever?
feel free to contact me whenever i will always reply within 24 hours! my current free-est times are monday and tuesday afternoons. hit me up see ya around.

I dont want friends

>Age/Sex/Location
21 / F / Boston, Massachusetts
>Preferred age range for friends
Any age
>Hobbies & Interests and other details
Computer science major. In my free time I enjoy drawing, playing the piano, reading, staying active and exploring New England. Pic rel, from a bike trail in the Berkshires.
>Are you a busy person or is it okay to contact you whenever?
Sometimes I go on a hiatus from discord but I will always check my messages eventually. Contact me whenever.

>>307886
I forgot my contact lol: purplesprkles

any irish nonas ?!

>>274795
Dead, I hope. Anything past 65 are not good years

genetically modified and living in the jungle

>>274795
I'd be over 80 so hopefully I'd still be healthy enough to play turn based video games.

moidless, old, and happy

>>307409
cook your eggs at home with normal tools?

Don’t microwave an egg it will explode

crack it into a shallow microwave safe container. probably want to grease the bottom of it a bit. poke a little hole in the yolk so it doesn't explode and then microwave that shit for about 30-40 seconds on high. it'll be mediocre and the texture will be kinda off, but it's a cooked egg.

Put it in a metal pot and throw in t a few forks or spoons and put it on high for a few minutes to ensure you get adequate iron in your diet :)

Crack egg into small bowl. Polk hole in yolk with a toothpick or fork. Fill with water so that the egg is submerged. Microwave until you hearcthe water start to bubble.

t. used to do this daily.