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Anonymous 303534[Reply]

I tried powdered Crush and 7up and they tastes like the real thing. It's way cheaper than bottled soda and you get a gallon's worth of soda mix for just two dollars.
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Anonymous 303564

Lemon + sparkling water + ice is so much better and healthy

Anonymous 303608

>>303562
yummy
>>303564
not tasty like soda doe

Anonymous 303697

There's the whole issue with microplastics in both bottled liquids and powders like these

Anonymous 306711

Libertarians think that they should give up defending freedom because Americans hate liberty, but Libertarians should keep resisting tyranny for selfish reasons.

While the elites control the money, government, and media, the 99% have the numbers.

One Libertarian may not be able to resist being sent to the concentration camps, but one million people might.

Anonymous 306721

>>303564
>>303608
Replace lemon with lime. Lime has a much sweeter and pleasant natural taste while only having 2 more grams of carbs overall.



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Anonymous 305912[Reply]

Guys make some high effort posts about your interests or something. Enough boymoms and some stupid shitty boyfriend you should probably leave. Some random gossip or something interesting that happened to you works too
~ I will start. A family member of mine eloped with her bf after covid and cut all contact from her super toxic family. She still posts on her very public ig though lol. Its not super interesting but it is something.
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Anonymous 306686

the moderation here is so crazy

like
I understand gatekeeping especially with all the new traffic but like

let me post shit though
(unrelated to any horrible spam posts you've deleted recently)

Anonymous 306693

>>306648
They would share everything with me and I just wouldn't open myself up to them…

Anonymous 306694

>>306686
>high effort posts about your interests
>crying about moderation
Is shitposting your only hobby or something?

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>>306695
It’s wild how niggy became integral to .cafe culture in less than 24 hours.

Anonymous 306700

>>306698
You should consider retiring from living.



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Anonymous 306692[Reply]

hey everybody how's it going

beautiful crowd tonight, amazing crowd

we got a great show for you tonight folks

Anonymous 306696

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Anonymous 306687[Reply]

>tfw will never have a crystal cafe gf who will train with me at my muay thai gym, spar with me everyday, then have vigorous foreplay every night…

Anonymous 306688

Hit the oil rig NOW



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Anonymous 306651[Reply]

are any of you cosplayers? ive been cosplaying since i was 7 and have never had a single friend that was interested in it lmao kms

Anonymous 306655

>>306651
>cosplaying at 7
Feels weird not just saying you were playing dress-up as a kid. How old are you? If you have been cosplaying for 20 years and you haven’t made any friends doing it, it’s probably not for you. I’m really not trying to be mean, but maybe just need to cosplay better… cosplaying is about how good the costume and you look, if you are using it as a social thing.

Anonymous 306657

>>306651
Try going to local (or at least near) conventions and start talking to people.
Get their socials and start talking to them over whatever social medias you use.

Anonymous 306658

>>306651
what characters have you cosplayed as?

Anonymous 306685

>>306651
Wow, opposite problem here.
I've never had the courage to cosplay but I've been friends with lots of cosplayers over the years.
I'm still trying to work my way up to wearing anything other than some cheap akatsuki coat…
What's been stopping you from making cosplay friends? Did you just cosplay in your home? Only went to huge conventions without small group conversations? Never took part in speed-dating and ticked the "friend" option? I think it's harder to make friends at really huge conventions, but if you stay longer and strike up conversations with the right people, perhaps find out as you're headed home that some other cosplayers seem to be headed in the same direction… There are a lot of opportunities when you look out for them, maybe you can make specific plans for this kind of thing at your next convention?



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Anonymous 306566[Reply]

help which is more gay panic inducing 1 or 2, trying to draw
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Anonymous 306577

2 looks kinda messed up at the neck/shoulder geometry, dunno what you mean by gay panic

Anonymous 306581

They are functionally equivalent, just get better

Anonymous 306629

1 draws more attention to the face which is probably what you're going for here? the hair in 2 is just far more detailed than anything else so it automatically brings attention to it first.
also stop saying gay panic it's lame lol.

Anonymous 306632

>>306566
Both are cute but I like aspects from both like the subtle blush on the right one as wel as the more detailed hair (even though thats all you changed lol)

I see you broke up the silhouette of the hair on the right, probably don't do that because it makes it much more cluttered and hard to look at. I would also suggest adding more detail to just the bangs so the piece doesn't feel unfinished and the transition from less to more detailed isn't so jarring

but idk I migh tbe talking out my ass

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Moid comebacks Anonymous 104187[Reply]

Post the best comebacks you have seen or thought of in response to common moid stupidity.

Requests welcome too!
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Anonymous 306303

>>306296
best opinion in this thread

Anonymous 306309

>>306304
Thanks for admitting to being a trolling moid, I guess. Bye.

Anonymous 306313

Well that was brave

Or you call that a dick, this is a dick and send a pic of Mandingo

Anonymous 306620

>>306302
>>306309
>resorts to scrotefoiling

Anonymous 306757

>>306620
lol seethe

this isn't a thing here



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Anonymous 264873[Reply]

After using an ATM , Say "thank you" loudly to make sure the dwarf heard you from inside

Anonymous 306582

Little person

Anonymous 306586

If we were to cut off one of the arms of the atm dwarfs, would we be able to make narrower atms to leave space for more devices?

Anonymous 306588

using your credit card at an ATM is a Cash Advance and comes with a fat interest charge



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Moid Copium Anonymous 130480[Reply]

Post funniest moid copes in this thread, whatever it may be about
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>>303228
https://youtu.be/n720KeM0nfo
Yes but it’s smaller in comparison as it’s very haram, no parent wants this in fact could result in honouring killings
In the west it gets swept under the rug like Epstein island or those tunnels in new york

Anonymous 305304

>>238709
I wonder whether they count animals as 'sexual partners' too.

Anonymous 306491

>>222461
Missing the mountain of clothes and some object pushed up against every wall
>>223710
>Exercising for 7.5 hours a week (which is about 1 hour and 4 minutes per day) is generally considered very healthy for most people, especially if the exercise is balanced and not excessively intense. The recommended minimum by health organizations like the CDC and WHO is about 150–300 minutes (2.5 to 5 hours) of moderate-intensity aerobic activity per week, or 75–150 minutes of vigorous-intensity activity.
>Studies actually show that:
>More exercise tends to lead to lower risks of heart disease, up to a point.

>The Daily Mail is notorious for publishing sensationalized headlines, especially around health and science topics. They often take a small, nuanced finding from a study and blow it way out of proportion to grab clicks.

If I had to guess it's about old, overweight and obese people
Even from the article
>86% more likely to have higher calcium plaque levels, this doesn't imply heart disease.
We can simply look at heart attack rates among white males who exercise a bit more than an hour a day are and see that they are lower than both the general population and a similar population that doesn't exercise as much
This makes sense as calcified plaque is more stable than fatty plaque, and exercise turns fatty plaque into calcified plaque. Fatty plaque doesn't show on a CAC but it's causes 95% of plaque related heart attacks.

The reason this isn't mentioned in the study is because it's a study on CAC and it's already well established that diet and exercise lower your fatty plaque, just how much is done through calcification and how much is done through removal.
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>>306512
>I'm going to play with my funkos and go to bed.

Anonymous 306579

>>257389
It's an incel thing. They all fucking do it. I used to be obsessed with trying to help them, but almost all of them are the creatures of pure bias. They'll ignore every single argument, statistic, and lived experience that doesn't paint them as pure victims of circumstance or make it seem like almost everyone else has it as bad or is even worse off than they are. The cosmos itself could beam the truth of the objective materialistic reality in their heads, and they'll just discard it in favor of ragebait videos with actors. The best part is when the same moids start bitching about women having victim complex. They don't even have a faulty justification for that hypocrisy, them being wrong literally never even crosses their minds.



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Anonymous 306568[Reply]

I admit I kind of like this little tranny.

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