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Anonymous 312907[Reply]

What is real love at first sight, slow burn love and intimacy like? When touching, holding hands, hugging, or having a first kiss have so much meaning and weight to it?

it seems like people don't like that anymore, they just want sex, or just using each other.
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Anonymous 313027

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>>313011
>like just pick one with a good job who makes a lot and will be out of the home most of the time anyway.

Nta but this is the most basic moidshit opinion I've ever read

Tell me you're male without telling me you're male

Anonymous 313031

>>313027
I'm literally not male tho. Why be surprised you're finding shit when you're looking in a dump. Apparently the other anon lives in an evangelical hellhole and is very bitter about this like idk what to tell you if you choose to live there

Anonymous 313037

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>>313031
>like just pick one with a good job who makes a lot and will be out of the home most of the time anyway.

its kinda revealing nona

Anonymous 313038

>>313037
Wdym financial bros are a dime a dozen for example. You ppl don't go outside much do you

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socialism Anonymous 309881[Reply]

what do you think about socialism?

I find it kind of convincing lately… i got really into economics a couple years ago and have been learning more and more and now I feel like I really agree with it. Capitalism is making increasingly abstracted products bc the production of basic goods is solved and the return on investment for those is almost zero at this point. Why couldn't we just replace those kinds of businesses with a state-run monopoly with computers predicting & dictating the supply? Why do we let people gain so much power that they can lobby the government into lending itself to their interests only??

I feel that things in the world lately have gotten super weird and rich people are way too powerful whereas a lot of normal people are living sad lives. Men seem to lean right wing overall but they're kind of idiot narcissists and I don't trust them to be doing anything except looking out for their own interests.
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Anonymous 310751

Also, see engels’ the origin of the family, private property and the state and Marx’s the holy family

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>>309900
Yeah so market manipulation and related fuckery… The perpetrators need to be put on a spit. Its true you're only as good as the stability of your currency. But socialism regulates and legislates it to where market manipulation punishable and illegal. We're only where we are today because the people that could have stopped the destruction of our currency were spineless shitheels. They had good intentions but they cratered and cratered and cratered to promises from liars.

Why are you only sharing half of the big picture ????? You
know full well this is disgustingly
dishonest

Anonymous 310829

>>309929
>>309911
>>310065
>>310042

Itt a bunch of fecal moid opinions

Anonymous 313022

It depends
Normal one or the national one?



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How do you come up with usernames? Anonymous 312890[Reply]

Even though I've been on the internet for a long time, I've never been able to stick to a single username that feels right to me.

I never had a nickname growing up and I'm not really known for anything. Maybe I could do what Doja Cat did and combine two things I like?

I know most people don't really care but the meaning of names are important to me.
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Anonymous 312892

A food you like. An animal you like. A character you like. Make up a word that sounds cute.

Anonymous 312893

Unless you're planning to become widely known or achieve an influencer career you shouldn't use catchy names or the same ones over and over as it's easily identifiable.

Anonymous 312915

>>312890
Really struggling with that lately ngl. As a teen I just combined two names from anime boys I liked, but it was kinda weird when people actually started calling me that as a first name. Then at 18 I made my steam account and since I couldn't think of anything I just went with the name of the digimon oc I made when I was 13 (but without the -mon). I used that name for like a decade, steam friends I met irl even called me a diminutive of that name (which I did like, it also helped that's the same diminutive of actual, real names, so it wasn't weird). Nowadays I grew kind of tired of it, and since I've distanced myself from most of said friends and am currently talking to new people I want a new identity, but I can't come up with anything I like. Made up names, animal names, ancient Greek words, colors, words in other languages… gah I don't know, nothing feels right, nothing feels "me". I'm currently just using my favorite number until I come up with something that clicks.

Anonymous 312920

>>312891
Well I only set the same username on websites I stay as lurker than actively join the discussions. I do use different names if I actually engage though

Anonymous 313016

>>312890
I use HeinousAnus whenever possible.



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How can I become more sneaky nona? Anonymous 303251[Reply]

What skills could I pick up?
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Anonymous 312148

play Thief 1 and 2 for practice

Anonymous 312157

Does anyone get the feeling that the Uniparty has been bought off by the elites?

Anonymous 312229

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Leaan how to use a gun lol

Anonymous 312253

>>303251
Just wear dark, neutral tone clothes that do not scream that you are trying to sneak around so you can just walk around, and try to not be seen. Learn to jump over fence, but take care, the ones with spikes can impale you.

>>311844
Brits are glad to live in one because otherwise they go in jail.

Anonymous 313014

Americans say freedom means free food stamps.



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Anonymous 272595[Reply]

What is the best and worst thing about marriage?
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Anonymous 312635

Good point.

The very same Americans who scream Libertarians are stupid then turn around and say Stalin was smart.

Anonymous 312673

>>312540
Legally there is a huge difference. If you are living together abdessentially "married" do the damn paperwork.

Anonymous 312687

Reading about people who got financially ruined from divorce gets me second-hand stress.

Anonymous 312693

>>309887
>the quality of my life drastically improved when I became financially tied to and had to constantly share my space with another person
Are yall bitches living in dog kennels before a man enters your life?

Anonymous 312695

>>312693
Ik a lot of people here don't want to hear this but while 99% of males are not worth marrying, a select few can actually enrich your life. That said you can also live alone and be completely fulfilled which is fine too.



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Programming Anonymous 312959[Reply]

What do you all think of programming? What languages do you all learn? Do you use it to make anything?
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Anonymous 312984

>>312982
What did you use for multimedia? SDL or SFML, or something else? Did you make the engine yourself?

Anonymous 312987

>>312972
Java is peak comfy.

Anonymous 312988

>>312987
I hated java at first when I studied it, I studied it for 5 years and all I use it for is minecraft and some minor other stuff, common lisp is the most comfy language to me and what I prefer to use, C is the least comfy language and made me hate computers lol

Anonymous 312992

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>>312988
Have you tried Clojure? It has access to the entire Java standard library (due to being a JVM language) and is still Lisp-based. You may like it if you prefer Lisp but want the power of Java.

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KiwiFarms Hate/Bunker Thread Anonymous 309913[Reply]

Can we have a KiwiFarms hate thread since Lolcow refuses to allow one? The only other place to shittalk them is Onionfarms and I refuse to make an account there since it's basically KF's version of 8Chan

Why I've grown to start hating it despite previously using it
>Users are overly pissy over very mild shit
>Full of MAGA/Trumpie scrotes and pick-mes
>Degens and literal Nazis on the site
>Makes middle school tier tryhard edgy jokes about rape/murder/etc
>Site goes down and glitches a bunch
>Layout makes posting a hassle
>Using the site in a way that allows proper security is annoying
>Refuses to let you delete accounts
>Josh/Null is a weirdo
>Most threads are boring and overly long

Note: Thread may get raided/attract infighters and vendetta posters, report them if this happens
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Anonymous 312962

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>>312961
I used to listen to MATI podcast, and there was a point when Josh was clearly frustrated by overly political users. I think he could've prevented them from taking over by moderating his website.

It's remarkable how I used to browse it for the latest lolcow updates, and now, the "happenings" thread is nothing but news headlines and dox announcements. The userbase begging for Daddy Trump to gulag everyone to the left because someone shot some "Milk Toast" pro-life shithead they didn't care about prior to it happening is genuinely more entertaining to observe than most of the lolcow-related stuff they discuss.

Anonymous 312964

>>312962
Nta but yes, I feel like jersh and the whole userbase collectively lost their minds. Especially post charlie kirk shooting. You go into any news thread regarding people's deaths, you'll see tons of gravedancing and memeing on all fronts from all sides. And that's to be expected, KF is a site with an edgy userbase advocating for free speech. But their hecking husbanderino with a face way too small for his head dies? Hold the fucking press, let's clutch our pearls and virtue signal to high heavens. Even Metokur, whom I never gave a shit about but was known to be an atheist suddenly converted to christianity because of this. What is it about Charlie Kirk that makes the right/alt right treat it like their George Floyd? They're genuinely psychotic about this.

I also used to watch MATI and I feel like its best days are very much over now. Ever since coming back to the USA jersh has been absolutely unbearable and obnoxious, and it seems like he's manic almost. Dude's losing it, when in the past he was capable of reigning in politisperging to a degree.

Anonymous 312971

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

Anonymous 312973

>>312964
Smallface wasn't even their husbando. Read some earlier pages in the happening thread about him, they all parrot the idea that they never listened to him but are concerned nonetheless.
They also screech at anyone pointing out the abject irony of a gun peddler becoming a victim of a school shooting.

Then they pretend that this edgy freak, who advocated for the total ban on abortions, parroted Putin's propaganda about the US starting the war in Ukraine, defended tariffs, and so on, is actually some sort of a barely-to-the-right centrist and that lefties are going to want them all dead too.
Which, I guess, isn't that big of a stretch, when you're so radical, you think a guy who would force his 10 y.o. to give birth, is a moderate.

I also like the way they always comment on and seethe about people giving their posts wrong reactions. Even redditors aren't so anal about updoots.

It's all a big shitfest. For me, the final turning point was when Null removed user post counters that used to be under each poster's name. Because it makes obvous that a good chunk of posts is made my mentally ill freaks who post 50 times per day.

Anonymous 312977

>>312973
Dude wtf lol



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Anonymous 294880[Reply]

New and hopefully last bunker thread

Which online personality would you be most or least surprised to find out they're farmhand, admin or former admin?
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Anonymous 295727

>>295726
I was about to reply to someone in the TMI thread about ass hair.

Anonymous 297145

um guys

Anonymous 297147

What the hell is going on?

Anonymous 297148

>>297147
The russian bots are hacking us

Anonymous 312958

Can we revive this thread since they decided to ban VPNs on /ot/ and aren't allowing them back on any threads except for like 3? I don't trust those gay mods with my actual info



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How did you find Crystal.cafe? Anonymous 5306[Reply]

I'm a newbie and found this place by accident

I found a link in a PULL thread and I'm so happy I'm here, everyone seems so collected and nice.
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Anonymous 276650

Some femanon made a thread on /pol/ saying she couldn't make any friends here so I thought I'd check it out

Anonymous 276662

>>276650
>femanons on /pol/

Anonymous 312821

>>5306
Lolita gossip thread on /cgl/ 4chan

Anonymous 312916

Was a regular /vp/ poster many years ago, there's a lot of nonas who post openly there, specially in trainer threads, and moids are (were?) often pissy about it. One time a frustrated one went "fuck off to crystal cafe" and I was like ???? the hell is that? So I decided to check it out and well, here I am.

Anonymous 312924

>>312916
hi Aiden



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Healthier ways to self-destruct Anonymous 311022[Reply]

I don't think slitting my wrists and smoking a whole pack is healthy but some days I feel so bad that even if I caught myself doing these things I still go ahead.

Anonymous 311023

>>311022
Get plowed by a moid

Anonymous 311024

>>311022
Well, you could try fasting. It's weird cause it's technically pretty good and it's helped me have a better relationship with food plus cured my IBS and GERD, but at the same time it's kinda weird cause you're literally not eating so it's like you're hurting yourself but not really??? I do 60hr fasts, it's very manageable, give it a go!

Anonymous 311025

>>311022
self care. sleeping 8 hours a day and eating 3 meals, drinking 10 cups of water a day. hating yourself so much that you take care of your body well enough to suffer for a longer lifespan.

Anonymous 311026

>>311022
Slit your thighs, burn yourself with cigarettes, instead of cutting your wrists use your nails, eat food that's bad and constantly feel ill and have the shits all the time



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