/b/ - Random

I also tried to convince a 10-year-old that he was going to rot in hell for accidentally visiting a porn site.

I also falsely accused a BDSM practicer of being a human trafficker just because I wanted him in jail

>>311436
All trannies are pedophiles, that wasn't a lie and is good to do.

>>310110
Sounds like you had Illymation's cat Maya

in chronological order
>kicked my dog at least two times as a child
>broke into a somewhat recently abandoned house and stole some personal items
>treated my ex terribly
>online stalked multiple people for years (including my ex)
Harming my dog is the one I regret the most. I was 8 when I did it and have since learned to respect and appreciate animals

Martial arts are stupid and useless.
Just learn how to shoot

>>305844
one time I had a moid rolling with me and they got hard. it was gross.

>>301811
In general it's a great way to be physically active and be healthy. Anyone who thinks it's significantly more than that is usually LARPing.
>>307817
>>305844
Sounds awful
The trick is to practice martial arts someplace actually legit, not just your local gym or some mcdojo

>>301811
A friend invited me to her Tai Chi class back in high school and I've been doing it ever since. It's relaxing and it's improved my coordination a lot but it's probably about as useful as ballroom dancing in terms of actually fighting someone.

>>307822
>about as useful as ballroom dancing
Which is to say, more than you'd think, actually. Not only is it a great way to exercise and improve your coordination, you're also improving your ability to read other people's movements.
It's also no coincidence that a lot of dance-enthusiasts are also really into combat sports, or how martial arts and dance have always been regular hobbies for the wealthy.

>>310375
Why did nona delete the reply to this :(

>>296798
Job description: you will walk int machinegun fire because you have been told to and if you don't want it, you will be court martialed and executed.
All that for the benefit of some corpo who will get the contracts to make weapons or rebuild the country on taxpayer money and who just happen to be generous donators of both parties.

Why would anybody join? If we still had a nation, one good enough to die for, I don't say.
But we don't.

If you don't want to be barked at every day, to wake up at 5am, eat predigested "food" and see your superiors cover up the rapes in your regiment that may or may not happen to you, don't join.
And if you still have a doubt, look in your streets. They are full of veterans. Ask yourself if this is what you want.

Americans scream globalism is wonderful because there would be free trade, no borders, and no wars, but actually globalism means that the world would be run by a few elites and you couldn't escape high taxes or draconian laws.

>>311389
If masses aren't sentient, how can individuals claim to possess sentience? I find it suspiciously convenient how in history books we tend to put all moral responsibility on some dictator or religion, ideology.. The reason for that, i think, is simply because in our collective consciousness we're too embarrassed to admit being genetically incapable to live up to our own moral standard. Part of humanity keeps trying to invent an ideal method to stop itself from committing atrocities, but end up killing over which method is best. Another part is too profane to be driven by such moral considerations and in essence functions no differently than bacteria in a glass container, fighting over limited resources.
But i digress, to be honest i don't think that evil can be driven out via eugenics, evil can't be defeated - only reinvented. But that doesn't mean one shouldn't try, perhaps simply doing one's best makes a good life.

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

>>311397
The part where she claimed "if you only wanna be stealth you're probably not trans" just kinda proves the brainrot never left. Why do so many trans (and ex-trans) people not even bother with trying to pass anymore, it's why the whole "man in a dress" thing is still around

>>311283
Please miners he needs it to burrow and eat salad

sending my thoughts and prayers to him 🙏

Wgat is this animal called? It's fangs are so cute

>>311295
It's called a Rock Hyrax

>>311283
I found it lets go smoke it

kept ghosting*

how often do you drink i dont really get people who like drinking personally

>>310787
i like to spend some fridaynights drinking wine mixed with orange juice

>>310784
did you say you wanted to drink alone at home rather than going out and having fun? yeaaaaa

>>311268
Id rather the site be a bit more active if for no other reason than it wouldn't be invaded by retarded slop

Kind of unnerving when you look at the front page and the most recent post was 40 minutes ago, and the lowest post on the front page was 14 hours ago

>>311280
Are you a zoomer and/or chronically online? That seems fine to me.

it's not surprising to me honestly that this place is as dead as it is. normie female spaces are usually a lot more active, but lets be real none of us here are remotely normie, which i think contributes to how slow the pace can be with thread activity. there is less of us out there.

i kind of like it, though. smaller space means less retards. anticipate better focused conversations, just days/weeks/months apart.

>>311310
lmao, like facebook or insta? Those places are like prisons for the soul. I don't even understand how normies can hang out there for longer than a minute, but they're probably talking to irl friends. If anybody uses social media in an earnest fashion it's probably gonna be on image boards where you can share an identity, instead of being sewn at the hip to the same people you've talked to in elementary school.

>>256756
I suffer from this but with cheetos flamin hot limon which I am incurable addicted to

Really want to eat chips but only got a fruit with me.

Grabbed a packet of air from the shop. It comes with free chips!

potechi

I wish I could have some chips, but I fat as fuck and need to go on a diet