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You can make eggs last for months by beating them and storing them in the freezer. We used to do that with fresh eggs on the farm and they still taste the same after weeks frozen. I stored the egg mix in ziplock bags and used them to make scrambled eggs and omelets year-round.

I really wish there was a visual novel game that features an ugly female protagonist. I mean, I still enjoy playing as cute girls too because I get to live vicariously through them, but it would just be nice to play a cute romance game with an ugly girl. It would be easier for me to self insert kek. I'm honestly debating making one on my own but idk where to start. And it wouldn't be just romance centered either. Just an ugly girl with a cute life and wouldn't have to worry about judgments and insults and shit like irl.

This thread is for Australia specific moid hating and general chat.
What’s the latest?
What’s on your mind anon?

alright ladies,

what's the worst thing you've seen on the internet?

ok so i have a crush on this guy and i meed opinions on whether he is attainable or not.
me:
>black
>fat
>5/10 if i do my hair and makeup
>5'6
>huge ass
him:
>skinny
>white
>6/10 (acne nerf)
>kind of taller than me
lookswise, i feel like he's definitely not attainable but he's massively autistic, has no social skills whatsoever and i have been told that he makes people uncomfortable. definitely moves like an autist, a little gay looking too

CHANNERS KNOW EVERYTHING!

This is a weird history. But I need to tell you:

CONNECT THE POINTS!

Donald Trump approved “Project Genesis”.

Project Genesis = “Fiat Lux” (see in the Bible). “God created the world” = Project Genesis = recreate the world as God did. A magnificent AI project… Or something more?

How is it connected with Esochannealogy? Homo est spectaculum hominis:
“How do esochanners search the secret board on old 55chan? At 00:00, they write ‘Fiat Lux’”

Today, the phrase “Fiat Lux” is no longer a biblical myth or a secret board password; it is the activation command for Project Genesis. Approved by Donald Trump, this project represents the ultimate goal of the NRx (Neoreactionary) elite: to recreate the world as a programmable simulation.

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I want to be an instagram/youtube semi-famous quirk chungus with a small following of people and stalkers that are obsessed with me, and encourage my antics so I can keep going. This is all I really have to say since Idk I've been watching quirky YouTubers and I am kind of jealous tbh h. I I wish I could just be quirky and autistic and have an audience that relate and encourages me instead of judging
I want to wear whimsical outfits and visit museums and have a pet bird but I am too afraid to leave the house

post the my face is weird & believe me I said hello. pass me the gaga, the hamagon feast. were making memories at this spamming p because im triple t videos

IF HE ASKS FOR HEAD BUT NEVER ASKS TO GIVE (without expecting something in return)
DUMP HIM
IF HE CAN’T CLEAN HIS ROOM
DUMP HIM
IF HE CAN’T GET HIS MONEY TOGETHER
DUMP HIM
IF HE’S A PORN ADDICT (okay it depends on what he watches and if you share it or whatever)
DUM PHIM
IF HE’S A NEET (unless you both are neets though)
DUMP HIM
IF HE’S EVER (ever ever ever) TREATED YOU FOR GRANTED OR LIKE AN OBJECT (happanes too often)
DUMP HIM

YOU WILL NOTTTTTT
GIVE THE BLOWJOB FOR NOTHING
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There’s a bright, golden haze on the meadow,
There’s a bright, golden haze on the meadow.
The corn is as high as a elephant’s eye,
An’ it looks like it’s climbin’ clear up to the sky.

Oh, what a beautiful mornin’!
Oh, what a beautiful day!
I got a beautiful feelin’
Ev’rythin’s goin’ my way.

All the cattle are standin’ like statues,
All the cattle are standin’ like statues.
They don’t turn their heads as they see me ride by,
But a little brown mav’rick is winkin’ her eye.

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