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Lore Writeup of my Kill Team: Murderwing! Anonymous 327105[Reply]

(For the miniatures I had previously shown, pic is mostly unrelated but it is the image of the Kill Team used on the online Games Workshop Store)

Background

These guys were Deathwatch Space Marines, until they turned to chaos to complete a mission against a world conquered by the T’Au. They took advantage of the scattered chaos cults hidden within the populace for their own ends, and it ended up branding them as heretics. Now, they hunt aliens on their own terms, though they aren’t opposed to snatching the occasional bit of loot from under the noses of their former allies.

Chaos Lord — Bill The Butcher (Mortifactor)

Bill the Butcher was named as such due to using distraction, terror, and chaos to outmaneuver his foes, allowing him to kill them. Eventually, he rose through the ranks enough to be considered for the honor of the Deathwatch. Bill thought he’d hate his nosier, less grim comrades. But he loved it, allowing it to affect him and developing a gallows sense of humor and a cruel, authoritative posture. He was always one to use any advantage in a fight, to the eventual disgust of his superiors, and his fate was ultimately sealed when he used the ultimate forbidden weapon against a T’Au bastion: the support of a hidden Chaos Cult. Choosing a life on the run over summary execution, he took his boys and fled to do as he pleased.

Champion — Betamar (Alpha Legion)

Betamar had been separated from his warband for some time before noticing Bill and his Boys on a mission. He quickly became fixated on them, impressed with their deeds, stalking them and the moves they made. After they fell to chaos, Betamar revealed himself, claiming to be Alpharius and that he had manipulated them into their descent to chaos, and now he was here to induct them into the Alpha Legion. Bill laughed, the two had a duel, and Betamar got his ass beat. However, Bill spared Betamar and inducted him into their group as the sixth member, valuing his bold nature and familiarity with the ways of chaos.

Shrieker — Del Gringo (Blackshield)
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Anonymous 327108

>>327106
>>327107

Ah, sorry about that! Thank you for the head’s up!

Anonymous 327136

>>327111

It’s not AI, asshole. Put it into a detector and check if you think it is.

Anonymous 329441

Americans who hate free trade could take some personal responsibility and boycott foreign goods, but Americans are so enslaved now that they would rather ignore the history of the Great Depression and beg their government overlords for a decree that FORCES them to pay a tax on imports that funds US wars, tyranny, and debt while killing exports and driving up prices.

The USA feels like it's committing suicide.

Insanity.

Anonymous 330264

Warhammer 40k and its consequences…

Anonymous 330292

One of the problems with tyranny is that it increases.

Americans born today think torture, kill lists, groping, and wiretapping are perfectly acceptable.

There was a time when you didn't need a driver license. Later driver licenses were required. Driver licenses then needed a photo. Later you needed a written exam. A driving test was then required. Later you needed a medical test. A car inspection was required. Later you needed liability insurance. Driver license fees increased and fingerprints were required. Soon DNA samples, microchip implants, and vaccines will be needed to get a license.



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Anonymous 330230[Reply]

I am addicted to doomscrolling and it’s ruining my life. The misogyny and beauty standards online are so vitriolic right now; it affects me deeply so I should just unplug right? yet I’m more online than ever. I scroll for hours a day. I don’t think I’ve ever known a life offline. I get rage baited SO easily, always had anger issues I had to repress…I can’t help but interact, so of course I see it more and more. I even made a pathetic fake account just to go to war in comment sections. I guess I feel I’m not allowed to be angry irl so many I turn to online discourse as an outlet. But Is the world ACTUALLY this stupid and misogynistic right now, or is the awful algorithm I curated only making it seem that way? Is anybody else as stupid as me doing this? Fuck my loser hiplet life
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Anonymous 330251

Social media is how I stay in touch with so many old friends. I just wish there was just a way to disable the algo driven infinite scrolling feature on these apps, or even just comment sections. Everything is convergently evolving into TikTok it’s so retarfed

Anonymous 330253

>>330248
Fuck yourself

Anonymous 330256

>>330254
Suck your mom's dildo homo

Anonymous 330258

I have a SECOND fake acct to agree with my other fake account LMAO

Anonymous 330289

>>330238
Unplugging absolutely does work but you have to go cold turkey. Just stop paying your phone bill or get one of those non smart phones if you can. I feel amazing when I stop paying my phone bill for a month or two and just spend my time exercising, reading, cooking, and living life



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Anonymous 321237[Reply]

I’d pick blue purely out of the love for gambling.
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Anonymous 330282

Everyone who wishes guaranteed survival could simply press red, those who would press blue would be risking their lives for no reason whatsoever. Additionally I would hope that amount of blue button pressers does not reach 50% ,because that would grant the surviving population a benefit of filtering out people who increase suffering in the world by making shortsighted, emotional decisions. I think that pressing red would be a morally superior choice.

Anonymous 330283

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>>330282
You just chose to blow your own head off, how's that not a shortsighted, emotional decision?
Filtering those who only think about their shortsighted selfish benefit and not only do not see the bigger picture but also create problems for others for no good reason is the only morally superior choice.

Anonymous 330286

>>330283
New rules just dropped. Now anyone who presses blue gets incurable diarrhea. And any future rule changing gives you cancer. GG

Anonymous 330287

>>330286
Overruled, someone whose head got blown off can't set new rules up, gg, learn to accept the consequences of your immature red button pusher actions

Anonymous 330288

Tocci-Zwillinge_18…

>>330287
>implying i have only one head
GG



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United Kingdom General Anonymous 3265[Reply]

- News
- Politics
- Economics
- Society
- Culture
- General debate/discussion
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Anonymous 322902

>>322779
Don't be a racist, Nona. Men rape, please ignore that some populations rape 50 time more than others.

Anonymous 322950

>>322902
It's funny because I'm half-English too so everyone expects me to be for open borders, etc.
Not to make fun of Autistic people, but I feel like I literally have to 'mask' my views on everything. It's exhausting lol

Anonymous 323187

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More of the same…

Anonymous 323487

Americans say 20 million people were killed in the Soviet Union because tyranny keeps you safe.

Anonymous 330276

The boxcars won't even be needed because Americans are so enslaved now that Americans will drive themselves to the concentration camps.



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Thoughts on "safe horny"? Anonymous 329494[Reply]

It's basically performative heterosexuality by male feminists, unfuckable moids whose only chance at sex depends on what they perceive will get them female approval.
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Anonymous 329515

>>329512
Is that you? I was playing a video game with 2 turkish characters. One was a young girl so I thought of you. I wanted you to explain some stuff they said. One of the characters called me efendim so what does that mean but also they used the phrase "who enters the turkish bath will sweat" and I have no idea what that means

Anonymous 329517

>>329505
Latinas are just fetishized like asians, it has nothing to do with wokeness

Anonymous 329518

Usage of "Safe-…." buzzwords is an immediate indicator of somebody being a fucking loser.

Anonymous 329519

>>329505
I mean the exact same reasoning could be used to shit on a latina fetish since it's almost always portrayed in a situation where the latina is undocumented or desperate for work and willing to do anything. How could you shit on implied pedophilia with an asian fetish and ignore the blatant exploitation involved in the latina fetish? Race based fetishes always play off stereotypes. Not every Japanese woman is submissive and not every Latina is willing to do anything to not be deported.

Anonymous 330262

Thread made by a RW moid probably.
Also there’s nothing safe about being horny
>>329497
Trve



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Anonymous 315357[Reply]

how do I cope with the fact that my dad will never love me as much as he loves my older brother, simply because he is male? he has never acknowledged my professional archivements but celebrate anything my brother does, i thought i was over it but today my dad gave me a face of disgust when i told him i might be pregnant. I mean im probably not pregnant but the way he looked at me hurt me so deeply, it was pure disgust.
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Anonymous 315504

plot twist: op doesn't know who is the daddy

>>315487
stop fucking your farther

Anonymous 315511

>>315504
my dad is 100% biological but that doesn't prevent him from acting like he hates me

Anonymous 315522

>>315357
Cut off all relations to both and forget them

Anonymous 330165

have you ever tried asking him directly

Anonymous 330183

Dad regrets he didn't use condom that night



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Quotes Anonymous 258361[Reply]

What are some quotes or sayings you like?
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Anonymous 325725

“…words have been all my life, all my life–this need is like the Spider's need who carries before her a huge Burden of Silk which she must spin out–the silk is her life, her home, her safety–her food and drink too–and if it is attacked or pulled down, why, what can she do but make more, spin afresh, design anew….”

“Think of this - that the writer wrote alone, and the reader read alone, and they were alone with each other.”

Anonymous 325728

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Anonymous 325730

>>325720
I sense a profound implication in that one, something about fiction and reality being interdependent, something about life becoming an abstraction, idk.

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Anonymous 330161

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/WG/ Watch General Anonymous 325037[Reply]

Post cool watches
looking at watches makes me relaxed

Anonymous 325715

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Franck Muller makes some weird watches, this one has the numbers all wrong but the hands actually follow the numbers correctly even if they aren't in order. I was considering buying a replica but, although they are much more affordable than originals,they are expensive as well (around 200€). So I will buy another Casio for 30€ when my current one gets broken.



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Lolcow Bunker Containment Thread Anonymous 326498[Reply]

Ah shit, here we go again.
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Anonymous 330125

>>330121
I was a miner before I was a farmer, but this place is not what it used to be… I wish we could go back to the way we were

Anonymous 330126

>>330078
Adachi is made for big dojima cock though

Anonymous 330128

thank the cow goddesses lolcow is back online i almost started mining

Anonymous 330131

>>330123
>what did i miss? why are they called the “yeast baiter”

yeah some dumbass while lolcow was down for like 4-5 hours was samefagging both crystalcafe and witchchan with pure ai slop
bestiality shit (monkeys with human pussies), yeast infection closeups, boils and cuts on tits, the whole nasty catalog. she was deliberately trying to spark board wars and it actually worked on witchboard for a bit, they started infighting over it even though people here called the samefag out like 4-5 times already. kept baiting with saying they were posting anime lewds and got some of us with it, when you opened the pic it would start with some hot guy then hardcut into a collage of the most inhuman yeast infections you’ve ever seen. that’s the entire “yeast” lore. just one bored yeast-obsessed samefag hopping boards to farm drama. personally think naming them was a mistake, once you give these things a handle they double down 10x harder (see every shayna clifford thread since they gave a name to the AI troll baiter), but whatever, yeastbaiter it is I guess.

Anonymous 330132

>>330128
and thus cc returned to tranquility



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This thread passes the Bechdel test Anonymous 288104[Reply]

You know what it is about, in this thread it's not acceptable to talk about anything that refers to people of a gender or sex different than the female one
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>>301194
i like seeing starlings, magpies and robins. my mom was lucky enough to spot a siskin the other day

Anonymous 325713

>>301194
I'd like to learn more about my local area birds but I don't know where to start

Anonymous 325716

>>325713
I've had literally the exact same thought before. I've heard local field guides can help a lot but I haven't put any serious effort into finding some just yet

Anonymous 325717

>>325716
Yeah, a local field guide sounds like a good idea. I could ask a cousin of mine to give me some basic tips on birdwatching, she's always been interested on that and knows quite a bit. And maybe buy some second-hand binoculars. Otherwise I'll never get into that.

Anonymous 329773

Ate some weird pancakes that had bacon and peanut butter on top. Yummy.



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