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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 335064

>>335062
Posting screenshots of things that made you upset is hardly a hobby

Anonymous 335065

>>335064
What do you think lolcow was made for?

Anonymous 335102

>>335032
Ever since that allthefallen pedo got doxxed on kf as an 83 year old and his post history was just nonstop discussion of yaoi and shota I now think everyone discussing it are elderly gay men who were in highschool in 1953.

Anonymous 335116

Pedo site vs Pedo site, the thread.

Anonymous 335117

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>>335065
For lolcows to post about their autistic non-hobbies. It’s in the title - a farm for lolcows, silly.



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Can a woman be conservative without being called a pick-me? Anonymous 79773[Reply]

I'm a conservative, but I can never seem to be able to discuss my views amongst females without being called a pick-me. I'm not even an anti-feminist or anything, I'm just not a feminist myself.
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Anonymous 335072

>>335069
Kek true. I’m certainly old enough to remember that pizzagate and q anon schizophrenia emerged at the same time together.

Anonymous 335083

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>>334726
>>334724
Once you've experienced baby brain, you quickly understand why the moids violently opposed average women having positions of power. All of human history up until female birth control in the 1960s basically, we've been constantly pregnant or nursing, literally retarded due to hormones and brain chemistry in general, all in order to care for our children. I guess that's why ancient moids put much more stock in old matriarchs than young women, because the old crones could actually think straight. Nuns and other life-long virgin types too, they filled a "holy woman" role offering wisdom and sometimes leading, Deborah style.

Anonymous 335089

>>335020
All of those things in your pic are objectively true of Western women’s current voting patterns, though. While those guys are obviously against women voting in principle, it’s not that crazy to identify voting blocs and get annoyed at their effects—it’s just not very democratic. For example, many Spanish anarchist women before the civil war advocated against the leftist government giving women the vote, since women at the time were more religious and conservative than men.
Point being, while a guy who doesn’t respect any opinion any woman has shouldn’t be trusted (and that isn’t inherent to conservatism, even if we grant that it’s an occupational hazard), it’s perfectly rational for a conservative woman to look at the voting patterns of women in every country for the past 40 years or so and conclude that her policy preferences would be better met if the group which happens to include her just didn’t vote. If she agreed with misogynist reasons to deny the vote, sure, there’s ample cause for concern, but you can come to the same conclusion just based on preferred outcomes.

Anonymous 335091

>>335089
> it’s perfectly rational for a conservative woman to look at the voting patterns of women in every country for the past 40 years or so and conclude that her policy preferences would be better met if the group which happens to include her just didn’t vote. If she agreed with misogynist reasons to deny the vote, sure, there’s ample cause for concern, but you can come to the same conclusion just based on preferred outcomes.
Meanwhile the reasoning for being a based tradcon woman two replies above:
> I don’t want to fuck brown people

Anonymous Admin 335113

This thread has run its course and is just devolving into race sperging now. I am locking it but keeping it for posterity. Do not make a new one.



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Anonymous 299429[Reply]

>go to America because of Hollywood movies
>it looks like this

What are the pros and cons of living in America
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Anonymous 334852

>>334850
I will also be always in awe of the size of people in America.

Anonymous 334859

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>despite a roughly 16-year age gap

Sad. She sold her soul for her fame and career. Many such cases.

Anonymous 334896

>>334859
don't republicans glaze her? how does her having a jewish bf she devotes her big titties to makes them feel?

Anonymous 334897

>>334896
They glazed her because she's a pretty enough white woman who didn't "bend the knee to wokeism", so she's a token at best. They'll get over it quickly and move onto the next toy

Anonymous 335103

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Alexandria Morgan speaks out against Victoria’s Secret sending girls to the island

>A big FUCK YOU to Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and your pathetic try at a redemption arc, after failing to get ratings and after years of physically, emotionally, and sexually abusing models. While I never made the show, as my thighs touch and that just wouldn’t be allowed as a non nepo baby, my brief times interacting with you as a fit model or whatever was nothing compared to the horrors my friends and coworkers went through. Girls trafficked to a certain island, or forced to give blow jobs at Socialista, or some other pretentious club like that. The photos shown are from my various shows done for Tezenis, the “pink” of Calzedonia, essentially the European Victoria’s Secret. They’re no better. I sat there and watched them laugh and mock Emily DiDinato as they edited her shoot during my shoot for them. Calling her fat when she wasn’t. I’m sure they did the same with my photos to the next girl. I’ll model again when the poison is gone, but it still remains. You took advantage of young girls from other countries the most, and I hate to have ever have glamorized that industry. And your underwear sucks after one of wash, btw #victoriassecretfashionshow #vsangel #model


https://www.instagram.com/alexandriatothemax/p/Dep_fJ2CeQH/?hl=en



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I wonder what this guy is doing now Anonymous 333803[Reply]

Thats all
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Anonymous 334966

>>334947
They live through internet games and gaming instead and buy food at the familymart everyday.

Anonymous 335027

Hi this is Midwest Magic Cleaning, my name is Pepperoni Paula and today we are tackling a house full of trash covered in mouse poop and an interesting quantity of roaches

Anonymous 335080

>>335027
god almighty just burn it down whats the point???

Anonymous 335081

>>335080
how many stds does she get touching that stuff i wonder

she has to be super ultra vaccinated

Anonymous 335082

>>335027
I used to know someone who cleaned obsessively like shed just spend a whole day cleaning, but she smoked meth lol



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TERFposting #36 Anonymous 306729[Reply]

Due to #35 reaching the reply limit.

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Anonymous 334413

>>334411
She's always believed this and she's been friends with a troon from the start, she's against women's spaces being eroded by trannies and children getting trooned by insane parents
I wish she really hated troons as much as they think she does

Anonymous 334596

>>331665
do you have the link to this post

Anonymous 335003

I've always wondered why the pooner character looks like a harlequin baby

Anonymous 335006

>>334411
this is her way of cleansing the gene pool

Anonymous 335076

>>334411
It sucks that there's no middle ground. I agree with her. Really don't care if trannys exist, as long as they stay out of womens spaces.
And I guess I should also admit that if you're trans and you're an asshole I will call you slurs but I don't see the big deal with that.



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Joe Needs Ice Cream Anonymous 335060[Reply]

>Be you
>Be an anon browsing crystal.cafe
>You hear a clattering
>You look and see Joe Biden has fallen through your roof
>He says 'I need Ice Cream'
>You just stare at him
>He says 'I need Ice Cream for emotional regulation'
What do you do?
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Anonymous 335066

>>335060
Tell him i only have mango fruit bars

Anonymous 335068

have my autopen draw him a picture of ice cream
douse some vetiver on there
watch him unblinkingly lick paper

>>335061
let's try to have some fun instead of just talking about the meta, faggot

Anonymous 335071

>>335061
Please create a fun 4chan post about Biden's dementia that gets good engagement. Make no mistakes

Anonymous 335074

>>335071
I'm not an LLM—I'm a real human.
Imageboards are—places where ideas—are infinite.
Beep Bleep Boop Blop
It's not an LLM, it's a human trying to cause drama.

Anonymous 335075

>>335074
Just to clarify, the human trying to cause drama wasn't me. I just want chill jokes about using ice cream for emotional regulation.



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Worried about cheating friend Anonymous 335042[Reply]

I'm a close friend of two people who later became a couple. They've been together for a year and 2 months now, and I'm worried that my female friend is in the process of cheating on him, or has already cheated on him.

She's been taking a class for the past four months, and that's where she met a guy. I've seen the way she looks at him, almost with longing in her eyes.
Over those months, they went from simply getting to know each other to:
>texting about class stuff
>making excuses to meet up and spend time together
>leaving together after class
>taking public transportation together after class
>texting about their lives and interests
>texting each other at around 11 p.m. or midnight
And so on.

Apparently, HE asked HER out weeks ago. She said she had a boyfriend, he said no problem, and I was happy. I thought it was over and that we'd dodged an incoming storm…
EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.
Ever since then, they've gotten even closer, added each other on all their socials, started sharing stuff, etc.
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Anonymous 335049

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>>335048
That might be the move, but either way I think I'm losing both no matter what, and maybe I don't WANT to keep talking to her after this to be honest…
I've never seen or heard about a woman in a relationship rejecting someone because she had a boyfriend and and then trying to claw the guy back in while escalating things, it's like she instantly regretted it.


I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

Anonymous 335052

>>335042
>EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.

LOL this slut was put in the spot and has been trying her absolute hardest to revert that.
That's just shameful, poor bf.

Anonymous 335053


Anonymous 335059

>>335049
> I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

I don't understand. This is your own friend. Someone you're supposedly very close to. Don't you think it's possible that she could just simply be getting carried away?
Sorry Nona but if she's really your friend you'd have a little faith in her. You'd feel comfortable talking to her about your feelings. You're failing her by not coming forward.

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Anonymous 334979[Reply]

Besides inconvenient stuff like finding clothes, being extremelly tall and built must be so awesome. I'm average height at best and whatever chance I have to wear 6" heels I feel so powerful. Especially when I'm above a moid.

Anonymous 334993

Think it comes with some health issues, else would be seen as 100% positive

Anonymous 335012

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I’m really short; I wish I were at least 5.4tf tall, but I’m only 5ft. Most people are quite patronizing toward me and think it’s cute, but I feel insecure and defenseless. However, I think if a girl is very tall and thin, it would be cool to take a chance and try being a runway model; apparently, agencies aren't that demanding about facial beauty—they actually appreciate a more "exotic" look—so I would definitely give it a try.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 335014

Moved to >>>/hb/23028.



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Autoandrophilia / wanting to be a dude but not really Anonymous 59650[Reply]

Before I get into it I’ll say that I’m using this term more loosely than the sexual fetish sense, moreso the abstract ego-satisfaction of being able to occupy maleness in ways one finds appealing. After a long time feeling lost about what the fuck my gender identity was doing episodically, I decided that my fits of envy for wanting to look like men / behave within an idealized masculine archetype were the cosmic answer to AGP, except with the outright fetish angle dulled.

The kind of boy I want to be isn’t one that actually exists, but the compulsion towards it doesn’t seem to care too much about that. I want to be an oldschool 90’s seme in a suit. I want the broad shoulders and flat chest that make shirts look the very specific way they look on dudes in their prime. I want to be able to occupy a variety of male archetypes that no one person actually exists as but seem to keep popping up in culture, larger than life. I don't want to interact with them or posses them, I want to /be/ them.

Who here /AAP/?
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Anonymous 60416

>>60272
not sure what that is.
I just dont like to imagine myself when mastrubating and I find it hotter when there are two guys. I am also not into 3d, only drawings or my imagination work for me.
Despite that I like having sex as a normal woman with my bf, what I fap to and what I live out are always two different things.

Anonymous 334878

I'd love to know what it's like to have a cock and use it sexually. Male orgasms seem so much easier. But besides that no.

Anonymous 334961

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Get all your hormones checked. Hormones play a major role in your behavior, temperament and tastes. It wouldn't surprise me if many cases of auto-androphilia and body dysmorphia are simply due to a hormonal imbalance (e.g. too much testosterone, too little progesterone), causing some women to think they are "men in the wrong body." Unfortunately Western liberal philosophy, modern psychiatry, the trans cult and the trans-medical industrial complex does the complete opposite of actually trying to cure your medical condition (e.g. adjusting your hormone levels if they're off-balance from your sex's average) and instead encourages your delusion to get your hormones levels screwed up even more in the wrong direction.

Anonymous 334963

Women who try to be men/masculine are so fucking cringe. Most of the time they're more feminine than normie women who don't care about gendie shit. I knew one tif who was straight and complained the men she dated aren't as masculine as her. Fucking delusional.

Anonymous 334964

>>334963
>Most of the time they're more feminine than normie women who don't care about gendie shit
Overcompensating for something. It's so funny when every tif tries to larp as an epic misogynist also.



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help Anonymous 325753[Reply]

hypothetically how would someone get her hypothetical bf to do this with her?
asking for a friend
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Anonymous 331994

>>325753
I've never seen an actually good outfit in any of these videos. Why do they always choose cheap/ugly clothes for their boyfriends.

Anonymous 334886

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>>331994
because the moid is the accessory, your fit should shine more than his

Anonymous 334925

This is scripted and isn't even real.

Anonymous 334930

>>334925
duh but that doesnt mean it cant become real if he loses a bet or its your birthday

Anonymous 334949

>>325763
could be 5% of the tiktok revenue



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