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Anonymous 320623[Reply]

>zero pph
>p spam
>most posters are trannies not women
just admit you lost already
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Anonymous 320631

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See how much more effort I put into my raiding of CC?
I could just be spamming threads like this you know. I don't just come in here all "rape rape rape" I hit 'em with a couple "you belong in my kitchen" hit 'em with that "You on your period?" I might even bring up how lame they are, later in the day.

And when I talk about how I'm physically superior and in a locked room I could literally make them do anything I want, I make sure to keep it spicy so they get a little hot and bothered by it. I keep it fresh, I keep it hot and interesting. That's why I have such a loyal following in the female side of the internet these days and everyone wants me.

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Anonymous 320671

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>>320642
REEEEEEEE

Anonymous 320672

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>>320629
PLEASE WHO WILL THINK OF ALL THE VIRGIN INCEL MOIDS

Anonymous 320677

Umm wtf you guys can't be doing this on crystal cafe. Madam janny? Show these guys what's up



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Easy recipes thread Anonymous 256291[Reply]

Do you guys have any easy healthy recipes I can just make for food all week?

At this point I feel like I'm pretty good at cooking and general spice mixes for various cuisines, I'm trying to get more vegetables into my diet.

Today I made a ton of burritos!
Use a pot if you want to make a lot:

1. Sautée one diced onion until browned
2. Add in diced tomato, cook a lil bit
2.5 Dump in cumin, oregano, basil, salt, pepper, spicy, tiny bit of nutmeg, lots of love
3. Add julienned peppers (I usually buy a ton of these frozen)
4. Add quartered zucchini slices, cauliflower, and mushrooms cut up into VERY SMALL pieces (I hate mushrooms and this makes things taste really savory)
5. Add two cans of beans! Also tofu! (Add in meat of choice if you'd like)
6. Let it cook for a bit, ADD CILANTRO, and then add into tortillas (I use low carb ones!)
7. Freeze, microwave when ready to eat. <33
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Anonymous 256304

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There was a bunch of pictures of egg recipes that I had taken from a library but I never had the means to actually check it out yet. I have them all saved in an imgur album, and I'm yet to type it all out. I could finish when I get home, so when I finish I could send you a link.

Anonymous 256305

I have a lot of food waste when I buy fresh produce typically, and I've been trying to cook more for me and my fiance.

I found this awesome recipe for roasted veggies that you can make with the big frozen vegetable medley bag you can get from Costco. It ends up being pretty cost efficient!

Preheat Oven to 450 with the sheet tray you're going to use inside.

Toss frozen veggies in bowl with olive oil, salt and pepper (and any other seasonings you like).

When oven and sheet are up to temp spread out the veggies evenly on the sheet tray.

Put sheet tray back in oven and bake for 16-18 minutes, shaking the tray halfway.


They come out pretty good and taste better than just nuking them with little effort.

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Anonymous 256306

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i made baked beans and rice the other day, wouldnt recommend if youre super hungry since it takes an hour to bake but the prep is super easy since it’s just pantry stuff.
i used this recipe https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/279361/the-best-baked-rice-and-beans/ but warning i’d use 2 cups of rice and 4 cups of broth instead because my rice came out very dry the first time. i also subbed chicken broth for veggie since i’m vegetarian

Anonymous 256308

Try a veggie wrap or spaghetti squash. I mostly eat a salad with raisins and a chopped chicken strip on top.

Anonymous 320614

Recommend me a recipe for simple and delicious pasta salad.



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How's It Movin', Nonas? Anonymous 317879[Reply]

What are some things you've been enjoying, or just generally doing lately?
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Anonymous 320454

Crocheting and listening to music. I'm trying to be more okay with being by myself rather than yearn for companionship I know will only disappoint me.

Anonymous 320539

I started running a while ago, it's awesome
>feel depressed or overwhelmed
>run 5 miles
>bad feelings disappear
I run a lot

Anonymous 320560

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Going to the gym, basically. Lifting weights does wonders for my butt and my mental health.

Anonymous 320576

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Slept pretty much till 6 pm today and got no shit done at all. Didn’t get my water jugs filled, didn’t eat anything, didn’t study, didn’t work on my projects…

There will be an interesting lecture relevant to me at the Higher School of Economics, I filled out a request to let me in there so I could listen to it. No reply yet, though.

Anonymous 320577

AI state propaganda is so kino



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Anonymous 320554[Reply]

I wonder if cats know how much joy they bring to us and if they sometimes just do cute things to make us feel better.

Anonymous 320562

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Cats are the best, firstly because they don't talk.

Anonymous 320565

>>320554
I look like this cat by the way



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Anonymous 314420[Reply]

What are your unpopular feminist opinions?
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Anonymous 320185

Going after things like girls in video games and sex dolls is pointless and makes us look jealous
>>314737
Fully agree

Anonymous 320368

>>319710
>Christians don't like BDSM
They have a statue of a guy on a cross in every church. I am sure the old testament is full of non sexual BDSM.
Animals have 5 seconds vanilla coitus for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>319531
Ewww. What is next? It should be socially accepted to vomit in public?

Anonymous 320441

>>320182
>Implies that BDSM is just "degrading yourself"

Retarded kek

Anonymous 320459

>>320441
The sub is degraded, that's part of the kink.

Anonymous 320541

>>320368
>>320459
>Christians don't like BDSM

>They have a statue of a guy on a cross in every church. I am sure the old testament is full of non sexual BDSM.

Animals have 5 seconds vanilla coitus for the sole purpose of procreation.


i dunno if you are tranny or not but you are retarded if you can't tell the difference between being torture until your death and bdsm, you are not doing a favour to bdsm by representing them like this either.

Also you're not unique for liking that shit, infact you are quite the opposite



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Anonymous 320334[Reply]

I want a beef patty so bad right now at 2am.

Anonymous 320353

why you use image boards like a chatroom

Anonymous 320355

>>320353
Because they are

Anonymous 320474

Frying some of the ugliest beef patties I ever made rn

Anonymous 320476

Considering adding cream into the pan rn



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United Kingdom General Anonymous 3265[Reply]

- News
- Politics
- Economics
- Society
- Culture
- General debate/discussion
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Anonymous 320183

>>319569
Some of us aren't updated on the latest degeneracy

Anonymous 320369

>>319539
>The country is sinking into poverty and chaos
>I know what people need: to learn about sex toys
Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong.

Anonymous 320408

>>319539
>forces you to dox yourself to look at anything explicit
>makes choking porn as illegal as child porn
>makes stepsister porn as illegal as child porn
>but wants to do a sex toy exhibition
Why is the UK so bipolar about sex?

Anonymous 320455

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

Anonymous 320456

>>320408
They got the police to protect pedo rappists but freedom is a low price to pay to be sure that kids don't see porn.
This is about nothing but power.



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Anonymous 318850[Reply]

>people are going to a psychiatrist
>in the days of chatGPT
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Anonymous 320357

>>320356
A lot of it is an excuse for Palantir surveillance and restriction on AI for the non-Epstein Class

Anonymous 320359

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>>320356
I can't believe it. I thought you were joking.

Anonymous 320365

>>318850
ChatGPT can't make the taxpayer pay for mind numbing pills that will make you more miserable.

Anonymous 320405

>>318850
I need meds to keep my bipolar brain from melting so I do need to see a dr to prescribe them

Plus all them somatic traumas from years of abuse, you don't just stop being reactive from being reinforced by a bot! Sorry sum of us are fucked up

Anonymous 320409

>>320365
Exactly
>>320405
Okay, but most people that go to therapy don't get meds. In fact, a therapist can't prescribe meds, they would have to refer to a psychiatrist, so ChatGPT has almost the same level of ability



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Hmm what should i do with this grotesque image Anonymous 320174[Reply]

I donno what to do with this nonas what do i do

Anonymous 320175

60 ft underground vault!!!! These fucking miners drive me to drink

Anonymous 320176

>>320175
how can you say such a thing

Anonymous 320177

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>>320176
diabolical1!!

Anonymous 320360

>>320174
This happened one time to me when I broiled an old burger in the oven



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Anonymous 317343[Reply]

Anyone find love confessions and 'romance' to be really cringe?

If someone cares, and loves you, it's something that's better seen and shown then said.
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Anonymous 318268

Because otherwise you selfish retards just put them in the friend zone.

Anonymous 318844

>>317343
they are cringe

but also her whole video screams
>look at me dudes like me, i am appealing

Anonymous 319705

>>317343
It's only cringe if it's not reciprocated, in which case, even unstated acts of romance can be very cringe.

hands you a single rose
mwah.

Anonymous 319712

>>319705
omg ty blushes

Anonymous 320184

>>317343
>>317574
Ew. I remember when a few hideous scrote "friends" did this to me. It made things so uncomfortable. The answer is obviously no.
That's why women shouldn't be friends with men. They pull this shit pretending to be our friends to get in our pants. Be work or school buddies and that's it.
>>317574
Also this. Add "Well he loves you SO MUCH! Just give him a chance!" and its once again trying to manipulate women into sex.



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