/b/ - Random

The very same Americans who scream that regulations make countries rich are surprised to hear that the Soviet Union was poor.

>>330229
>Americans scream that they are resisting tyranny, but do you see them walk around outside chanting stuff into the air?
Imagine thinking this is resistance.

Americans used to hate criminals and the homeless, but now every American is a criminal and soon every American will be homeless.

they make me really sweaty i hate summer now, but its that or kms

Our overlords don't even have a good reason for the nanny police state anymore. Toothpicks must be outlawed to protect the environment. Rope must be banned for safety. Baseball hats must be outlawed because they are ugly. Insurance must be mandatory to protect the insurance industry. Flagpoles must be banned to protect property values.

Why not just put Americans in prison when they're born?

>>330297
The eternal struggle of being a holiday destination within a day's flight from China. The tourism dollars just aren't worth it.

>>319003
Im aboriginal (1/4) and post occasionally

>>330724
How is your didgeridoo skill

Does anyone else think this is relaxing or am i weird

>>329491
Real bodies have
>sweat
>hair
>pimples
>random dark spots
>wrinkles
>other things depending on the person

>>329496
>humans are real and cartoons are not
discover of the year.
This way of thinking is also how troons think they identify as women
>being a woman is when feminine or bimbo
it's the idealization of an abstract idea

I stayed up till 8 am today rereading the same manga. What is wrong with me? It's been two weeks I need to stop getting obssesed over it so much. I'll probably dig the net to see if I can find some more doujins or even buy one from second hand japanese sites. Anyway the interesting thing is I found similar themes connected to each other in different artworks/mediums which is a good thing I guess.

>>329496
Real bodies have life. You can hold them in your arms and interact with them.

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

Turkish radio stations are all playing Islamic chants and gay throat eastern arab music.

Anyway I'm gonna try to not post again I need to focus on real world or just somewhere else.

>>330700
wtf… so this is what Turk is listening to all day…

I heard Star Boy playing with reminded me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa4XfxaXg8
It's so cute actually how she gets such a lady boner and starts gushing over him.

Japan has a station called Listen.moe that was playing this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0W16osDfK8
Which I never even heard this before just a special separate song they made

If they start playing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l5uBxuRNIM
That would be the tits, okay that's enough.

My most romantic dream is making a fuckload of money, so much that even after paying more than half of my income as taxes, (something I have no problem about as long as they're going to women's shelters, Planned Parenthood, feminist education, and so on) I would still have so much money left that I could keep a couple of 21 year old men as pets to make out in front of me and do whatever I want

>>330692
What is with you people and sexual slavery? You're way too into this stuff. Slavery is wrong actually

>>330695
How is paying rich and clean wages for a service someone is free to walk away from at any moment a slavery? It's not marriage, after all

>>330699
Stop it

Praise be to allah.

>pakistan
FUCK no

>pakistan
FUCK no

>pakistan
FUCK no

Americans scream anyone who loves freedom is a traitor, but maybe the real traitors are the Americans who love tyranny.

He has given freely to the poor and the needy. His righteousness endures forever more. He will be exalted, His horn lifted up in honour, the wicked men will see and flee in rage.

LOLCOWS BACK BYE LOSERS

>>330518
IT IS HOORAY

Still kep the pic from the previous post I wanted to make, oops.
Well. Thank you CC for accomodating the farmerinas in our dark hours.

Thanks snail or whomever was admining

>>330199
Trust me there is:)

I wonder what stevia tastes like. I'm planning of buying some as an alternative to sugar. Some people report it tastes bitter for them so how it may taste vary from person to person

>>330347
Look into esoteric uses of stevia, a guru who is said to be the craziest white boy to ever do it allegedly did something amazing using stevia

>>330347
It's not bitter to me pesonally but it is much less sweet despite what other people may say. And if you try to compensate it by adding more stevia it will start tasting weird.

>>326982
>I have a bad news for you. White men were being oppressed, abused, and killed back in the day too.
Not on the basis of something they can't control like race or sex. Nice try scroid.

>>326982
I thought you were apolitical rikka

>>327555
It’s not him

My feminist opinion is that all “-core” are gay

Democrats are complacent in Republicans efforts to deprive women of their rights and voting has no value regarding the feminist cause.
>>330267
Correct.

If a guy tried to rob you, just knee him in the balls as hard as you can. It will be so painful and humiliating for him.

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?

Here's some street safety related books!

The Gift of Fear — Gavin de Becker
Safe Women: A Complete Guide to Personal Security — Gavin de Becker

The Little Black Book of Violence — Lawrence A. Kane & Kris Wilder

The Confidence Gap — Russ Harris

Americans scream that you cannot possibly have a society without high taxes, but why could the USA have a civilization and low taxes in 1920?

Americans say that you cannot have morals without tyranny, but why could the US have morality and freedom in 1950?

When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.