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[Underwater] Panty…

Anonymous 320984[Reply]

Well well well, what's this? https://witchan.org/sp/thread/260

OH! Could it be!? Females getting off to young boys being tortured? Wow. It's almost like everything females try to accuse men of, they themselves do. Hmmm.
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Anonymous 320986

>>320984
witchan is full of the mentally ill

Anonymous 320988

these wc nutcases already doxxed somebody else btw. they literally dox people for breakfast

Anonymous 320989

[Underwater] Panty…

>>320986
Are you a female? Are you here to apologise for your gender? I may accept your apology if it is a good one.
Can you do that thing where you dogeza and fold your clothes beside you, wait no, can you sit on my lap~ you're cute I want you.

Anonymous 320990

>>320988
We know, you're upset they found your house, transvestite hand poster.

Anonymous 320991

>>320990
it wasn't a tranny this time
at least im pretty sure it wasn't



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Anonymous 320978[Reply]

I got every library IP in Edmonton banned from 4chan for 30 days for posting a single word. It's expired so I'm gonna do that again.

Because I want to prevent as many people as possible from using social media garbage.

Anonymous 320979

For every thread you delete Rebecca, I'll post two more.

Anonymous 320980


Anonymous 320981

I really could by the way, I could fill every single board with loli porn threads. Be thankful I am so merciful to you.

Anonymous 320983

>>320981
Thanks big bro

Anonymous 320987

>>320983
I prefer "sir" "mister" or "lord", every female should call me one of these things.
I've never really been into the brother sister thing. I accidently touched my sister's boob once, that's the only time I felt a boob. That's the only thing I can remember about my four sisters.

One time I watched anime porn and the girl was performing fellatio and she started saying "I love you you deserve to be happy let me make you happy please let me comfort you." and I felt very emotional. This is an unrelated thought I had.



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Anonymous 320976[Reply]

Don't worry, I bought Stocking before anyone. She costs two lolipops, now she's mine.

Anonymous 320977

Not saying things is actually very important for social things, I realise. It's one thing social people are able to do very well not say things, may be the most important thing. It is what makes them feel so boring and fake though.

But I just experienced that where I wanted to join in on something online and say something but I'm not gonna because it'd be negative, so there! Me: 1 Society: 0.
I realise something, as always, but I cannot do much about it, it's just a problem I see.

Anonymous 320982

The English dub Panty mentions that Stocking receives candy from guys and she feels like she's dating a pedophile or something.
Which, the things about Stocking though is she has never touch another man ever but me.



Futaba Channel mai…

Imageboard General Anonymous 306970[Reply]

This is a general thread for imageboard discussion.

What other imageboards do you use? What is your favorite imageboard? And what imageboards did you used to use?
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Anonymous 320255

>>320253
You’re right… maybe if I wasn’t so retarded I would have something better to do than talk shit about nonas who are cuter than me.

Anonymous 320257


Anonymous 320585

I found out about crystal cafe on djt 4chan

this place has a lot of potential

Anonymous 320588

>>320585
It really doesn't. It's dead as fuck

Anonymous 320867

someone should create redditchan with hecking updoots and gold awards!



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Anonymous 318754[Reply]

Do you have any dumbass hypotheticals you like to think about

I know some rich people have huge ass properties and sometimes a lot of them. There's no way they're all perfectly surveiled all the time… So what if you managed to get into one of these and just squat. They're probably always more or less stocked, utilities paid for, and also you get some fun stealth playtime whenever the owners come over.

Or maybe one of those fallout shelters rich people supposedly have.
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Anonymous 318832

>>318829
>You can, but why would you?
Proximity and ease of access to the amenities, shops, etc. I am not an expert but I assume you can reach any point of the city through the sewer system. A train tunnel is probably worse in that regard. Still, an interesting alternative.

Anonymous 318867

>>318832
You don't mind the smell and the illnesses?

Anonymous 318872

>>318867
Our ancestors had to tolerate horrible smells and diseases for millenia. It's time to return to tradition.

Anonymous 318994

>>318872
Starting from man swamp ass?

Anonymous 319105

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If there's an apocalypse and most people die you have the opportunity to influence the culture by just completely making shit up. So there's something to look forward to after WW3.



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Anonymous 320807[Reply]

How do you get over body dysmorphia?

>Not feeling pretty enough

>Always feeling too thin or too fat
>Feeling invisible around men
>Trying not to say that looks are everything
>Comparing myself
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Anonymous 320882

>>320881
Well, I dunno. I don’t care about that, for example.
Maybe you should try applying that logic to whatever you’re saying, if you have that self awareness. I don’t know anyone personally who pushes arms up their throat to vomit.

Anonymous 320884

>>320882
That's right, you dunno much at all. It's good I'm here to explain things to you. If you have any more questions feel free to ask me, little girl.

Anonymous 320889

>>320887
I'm not sure what this refers to. But you should probably help your sister OP out, she's going through a tough time and I feel like you haven't really given her much feminine support with your meaningless platitudes about being herself.

Anonymous 320892

>>320889
I’ve already given her the perfect advice of not paying attention to demoralizing content and staying in reality. Seeing how she’s not responding anymore I’m gonna assume that solved her problem in its entirety.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 320973




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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 320311

>>319827
The whole appeal of lc is to make maladjusted people feel better about themselves, because they aren't as maladjusted as some cow or another. Or if they are, they'll feel superior anyway for not publicly making a fool out of themselves on the internet (unless it's an anon like rancefag or whatever). LC has a high concentration of bippies, schizos and autists alike, ibs in general seem to naturally appeal to people with a few screws loose kek

Anonymous 320374

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Anonymous 320377

>>320374
Previous admin is too busy pretending to be nimu, skimming old users off of the website he sold and starting over. new owners think women are really, really stupid and that just deleting things will keep them in line. None of the previous threads are maintained except by esl staff who misuse words, don’t understand American idioms, and mix metaphors really late at night. No organic new threads are made except for infighting psyops. Site was advertised on tiktok and now has majority underage international users who don’t understand the cows and want to talk exclusively about fandom slop and have tumblr teen politics and worldviews. It’s like being on reddit 10 years ago forever frozen in 2016. It was destroyed from within.

Anonymous 320690

>>319732
this is the kind of post we need to see more of

Anonymous 320691

>>318694
fuck youtube and its "sign in to confirm you are not a bot" bullshit



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United Kingdom General Anonymous 3265[Reply]

- News
- Politics
- Economics
- Society
- Culture
- General debate/discussion
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Anonymous 320456

>>320408
They got the police to protect pedo rappists but freedom is a low price to pay to be sure that kids don't see porn.
This is about nothing but power.

Anonymous 320717

>>320455
I wouldn't mind so much if we actually got, ya know, security rather than constant crime and jeets everywhere

Anonymous 320719

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

Anonymous 320720

>>320719
s-shut up! im thinking what brand of cereals to buy.. dont say things in mean way it hurty my poor fee fees…. oh SHI mouse PI is coming out that game looks RAD

Anonymous 320779

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.



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Easy recipes thread Anonymous 256291[Reply]

Do you guys have any easy healthy recipes I can just make for food all week?

At this point I feel like I'm pretty good at cooking and general spice mixes for various cuisines, I'm trying to get more vegetables into my diet.

Today I made a ton of burritos!
Use a pot if you want to make a lot:

1. Sautée one diced onion until browned
2. Add in diced tomato, cook a lil bit
2.5 Dump in cumin, oregano, basil, salt, pepper, spicy, tiny bit of nutmeg, lots of love
3. Add julienned peppers (I usually buy a ton of these frozen)
4. Add quartered zucchini slices, cauliflower, and mushrooms cut up into VERY SMALL pieces (I hate mushrooms and this makes things taste really savory)
5. Add two cans of beans! Also tofu! (Add in meat of choice if you'd like)
6. Let it cook for a bit, ADD CILANTRO, and then add into tortillas (I use low carb ones!)
7. Freeze, microwave when ready to eat. <33
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Anonymous 256306

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i made baked beans and rice the other day, wouldnt recommend if youre super hungry since it takes an hour to bake but the prep is super easy since it’s just pantry stuff.
i used this recipe https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/279361/the-best-baked-rice-and-beans/ but warning i’d use 2 cups of rice and 4 cups of broth instead because my rice came out very dry the first time. i also subbed chicken broth for veggie since i’m vegetarian

Anonymous 256308

Try a veggie wrap or spaghetti squash. I mostly eat a salad with raisins and a chopped chicken strip on top.

Anonymous 320614

Recommend me a recipe for simple and delicious pasta salad.

Anonymous 320718

Will be making inauthentic quesadillas tonight YEAAH

Anonymous 320723

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>>320718
Not bad… just need to fry the whole thing in a tortilla a bit
I kinda expected to make only 3 but had enough meat and veggies for 6



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why the fuck is my friend like this Anonymous 318217[Reply]

i made a new friend when i started college in september, and ive recently noticed she's kind of a bitch. i have a crush on this guy, which she knows about, and she's always talking about how we can share and stuff. today, i posted a vid of me speaking french on my story, and she replied saying i sounded retarded. also she hates animals and fruit, and i cant even stop being friends with her because she's already intergrated her way into my friend group, am i overreacting?
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Anonymous 318236

I assume she has just started college too, and this might be an overly generous reading of her behavior, but I wonder if she's not overcompensating by being far, far too confident. It might be worth mentioning this to her. Even if she takes it badly, it doesn't sound like you're going to be friends for long.

I definitely remember doing something like this when I was younger and more insecure. For the record I never told anyone I would fuck their boyfriend or called them retarded for speaking a second langauge. However, I definitely tried a bit too hard to be funny and got the look a few times from people who didn't appreciate it.

Anonymous 318240

Say nothing, just ghost her gradually, simply fade away. Alerting her would only cause her to preemptively use all the information she has on you to bad-mouth you and turn your friends against you. She'll do that later anyway once she'll realize what is going on, but by then the information she has on you will be older and won't do so much damage.

Anonymous 318249

>>318217
she sounds based af tbh

Anonymous 319953

wtf is that picrel

Anonymous 320722

What the hell is your threadpic jesus, this really is a tranny haven now.



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