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US First Lady Melania Trump has slammed what she described as false claims about her and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, denying she had any knowledge of his crimes.

"I am not Epstein's victim," she said in a rare public statement read to media at the White House.

"Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump."

"I have never had any knowledge of Epstein's abuse of his victims.

"I was never involved in any capacity - I was not a participant, was never on Epstein's plane, and never visited his private island."

The first lady also described an email she sent to Epstein's accomplice and former girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell in 2002 as a "casual correspondence".
US President Donald Trump had a social and professional relationship with the convicted paedophile and disgraced financier, but says he ended it before his death in 2019.

Melania Trump demanded the "lies" tying her to Epstein must end today.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/plszmhKe7T8

"I BET ITS NOT GONNA BE THE JEWS!!!!" - megyn kelly, 2026.

https://x.com/JucheAffirmer/status/2043862961190494342

https://xcancel.com/___eb__/status/2043852261705519221#m

we live in a society, alright. Fox is Israeli/Zionist News.

Previously she defended Epstein.

>In a discussion with NewsNation host Batya Ungar-Sargon on "The Megyn Kelly Show" on Nov. 12, Kelly stated that she knows "somebody very close to this case" who "told me from the start […] that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile."

>"He was into the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls," Kelly continued. "I'm not trying to make an excuse for this, I'm just giving you facts — that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passer-by."

>>319446
Brett Ratner Melania Trump and Jeffrey Epstein

Brett Ratner, is the producer and director of Melania Trump's bio-pic "Melania"

“It's a big club, and you ain't in it.”

>>319598

UK LTD #: 08217480

Those who say that the USA is a free and peaceful country with a balanced budget are liars.

>>320408
They got the police to protect pedo rappists but freedom is a low price to pay to be sure that kids don't see porn.
This is about nothing but power.

>>320455
I wouldn't mind so much if we actually got, ya know, security rather than constant crime and jeets everywhere

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

>>320719
s-shut up! im thinking what brand of cereals to buy.. dont say things in mean way it hurty my poor fee fees…. oh SHI mouse PI is coming out that game looks RAD

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

>>320629
PLEASE WHO WILL THINK OF ALL THE VIRGIN INCEL MOIDS

Umm wtf you guys can't be doing this on crystal cafe. Madam janny? Show these guys what's up

>>320631
What kind of crappy anime are you posting in the images? It looks like one of those awful things that Twitter and Reddit users like, such as Hasbin Hotel or some other crap like that. Use other photos; this is something only smelly people would do.

Great thread everyone

>>320677
It's janine you fucking bigot

i made baked beans and rice the other day, wouldnt recommend if youre super hungry since it takes an hour to bake but the prep is super easy since it’s just pantry stuff.
i used this recipe https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/279361/the-best-baked-rice-and-beans/ but warning i’d use 2 cups of rice and 4 cups of broth instead because my rice came out very dry the first time. i also subbed chicken broth for veggie since i’m vegetarian

Try a veggie wrap or spaghetti squash. I mostly eat a salad with raisins and a chopped chicken strip on top.

Recommend me a recipe for simple and delicious pasta salad.

Will be making inauthentic quesadillas tonight YEAAH

>>320718
Not bad… just need to fry the whole thing in a tortilla a bit
I kinda expected to make only 3 but had enough meat and veggies for 6

I assume she has just started college too, and this might be an overly generous reading of her behavior, but I wonder if she's not overcompensating by being far, far too confident. It might be worth mentioning this to her. Even if she takes it badly, it doesn't sound like you're going to be friends for long.

I definitely remember doing something like this when I was younger and more insecure. For the record I never told anyone I would fuck their boyfriend or called them retarded for speaking a second langauge. However, I definitely tried a bit too hard to be funny and got the look a few times from people who didn't appreciate it.

Say nothing, just ghost her gradually, simply fade away. Alerting her would only cause her to preemptively use all the information she has on you to bad-mouth you and turn your friends against you. She'll do that later anyway once she'll realize what is going on, but by then the information she has on you will be older and won't do so much damage.

>>318217
she sounds based af tbh

wtf is that picrel

What the hell is your threadpic jesus, this really is a tranny haven now.

>>319867
>mc-anally
bullshit.

>>319935
You can look him up on shittok he's a real guy

>>306729
>>319872
Lmao the original post has majority of women shitting on the guy, why would a moid even care to post this here? You are a retard.
Handmaidens for fags are so sad, imagine simping for men that talk shit about women bodies and are actively disgusted by looking at them kek

>>317223
but did you see the followup?

>>320705
you are a faggot, you will never be a woman

>>257366
se dice argentine, no argentinian, no somos "argentinianos"

>>257739
>>266841
>>266950
Imaginate ser tan boluda que votas en contra de tus derechos a alguien que abiertamente dice una y otra vez como piensa que sos sub-humana, un objeto, una posesion, solo para hacer enojar a unos tipos cuando justamente los chabones libertarios abiertamente se auto llaman "taliban" de lo mucho que odian a las minas. Mamita, un poco de neuronas pido, ni siquiera soy kuka pero entre pisar diarrea o que te apuñalen habia algo claramente menos peor.
>i don't sleep around so it's not my business
Y yo soy una virgen asexual de mierda y no por eso no voy a tener empatia por otras mujeres cuyas vidas sean diferentes a la mia y votar en contra de derechos de salud basicos (que ni tiene que ver con ser puta y coger todo el rato, pueden ser mujeres pobres sin educacion, o abusadas por sus esposos, o violadas, o incluso mujeres felizmente casadas que aun asi quieran una eleccion, pero bue, ahi ella tan superior al resto)

>>264248
anona, y cualquiera que le pinte, paso mi discord
anshi0393

>>308539
>>308539
You’re still the prize
Moids would be kissing your feet to have you

Argentina has a lot of super hot girls
Aguss Lepera is an example

Cats are the best, firstly because they don't talk.

>>320554
I look like this cat by the way

Going after things like girls in video games and sex dolls is pointless and makes us look jealous
>>314737
Fully agree

>>319710
>Christians don't like BDSM
They have a statue of a guy on a cross in every church. I am sure the old testament is full of non sexual BDSM.
Animals have 5 seconds vanilla coitus for the sole purpose of procreation.

>>319531
Ewww. What is next? It should be socially accepted to vomit in public?

>>320182
>Implies that BDSM is just "degrading yourself"

Retarded kek

>>320441
The sub is degraded, that's part of the kink.

>>320368
>>320459
>Christians don't like BDSM

>They have a statue of a guy on a cross in every church. I am sure the old testament is full of non sexual BDSM.
Animals have 5 seconds vanilla coitus for the sole purpose of procreation.


i dunno if you are tranny or not but you are retarded if you can't tell the difference between being torture until your death and bdsm, you are not doing a favour to bdsm by representing them like this either.

Also you're not unique for liking that shit, infact you are quite the opposite

why you use image boards like a chatroom

>>320353
Because they are

Frying some of the ugliest beef patties I ever made rn

Considering adding cream into the pan rn