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What are some quotes or sayings you like?
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TERFposting #36 Anonymous 306729[Reply]

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Anonymous 319870

>>319869
>joke
really? i guess the crying infant didn't get the joke while the fag was recording him for instagram clout

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>>319867
way to reveal you're a scrote

Anonymous 319935

>>319867
>mc-anally
bullshit.

Anonymous 319944

>>319935
You can look him up on shittok he's a real guy

Anonymous 320030

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Lmao the original post has majority of women shitting on the guy, why would a moid even care to post this here? You are a retard.
Handmaidens for fags are so sad, imagine simping for men that talk shit about women bodies and are actively disgusted by looking at them kek



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why the fuck is my friend like this Anonymous 318217[Reply]

i made a new friend when i started college in september, and ive recently noticed she's kind of a bitch. i have a crush on this guy, which she knows about, and she's always talking about how we can share and stuff. today, i posted a vid of me speaking french on my story, and she replied saying i sounded retarded. also she hates animals and fruit, and i cant even stop being friends with her because she's already intergrated her way into my friend group, am i overreacting?
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Anonymous 318223

>>318217
It's too late, you can kiss your friend group goodbye.

Anonymous 318236

I assume she has just started college too, and this might be an overly generous reading of her behavior, but I wonder if she's not overcompensating by being far, far too confident. It might be worth mentioning this to her. Even if she takes it badly, it doesn't sound like you're going to be friends for long.

I definitely remember doing something like this when I was younger and more insecure. For the record I never told anyone I would fuck their boyfriend or called them retarded for speaking a second langauge. However, I definitely tried a bit too hard to be funny and got the look a few times from people who didn't appreciate it.

Anonymous 318240

Say nothing, just ghost her gradually, simply fade away. Alerting her would only cause her to preemptively use all the information she has on you to bad-mouth you and turn your friends against you. She'll do that later anyway once she'll realize what is going on, but by then the information she has on you will be older and won't do so much damage.

Anonymous 318249

>>318217
she sounds based af tbh

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wtf is that picrel



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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>>319582
I'd like to see your sketch, anon. Lolcow is full of spergs who hate fun and only derive pleasure from shitting on other people.

Anonymous 319768

>>319733
She used to post herself a lot years ago, like at least 10 years ago and even more, now she's working in a kitchen somewhere in Europe. Good life

Anonymous 319800

the only good board is /shay/

Anonymous 319827

I haven’t used the site for a year and have begun to realize how little the site makes sense. I don’t understand why farmers are so morally faggy when the sites sole purpose is to make fun of autistic people, mostly women, and a childs suicide is used as a meme(an hero). I got banned once for make fun of the retards in the vent thread and I was just thinking “why”? Isn’t the purpose of this site to make fun of mentally ill people? Sorry if theres weird typos, Im using an android.

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>>319827
I know this isn't a new take whatsover but the site is mostly for mentally ill people to make fun of other mentally ill people. Like Kiwi.



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Anonymous 319015[Reply]

Anyone else have sometimes a sudden and strong urge to cry seemingly out of nowhere? Sometimes I also feel strong excitement seemingly without trigger, just for a few seconds. I function normally and I'm fine and don't need help, I just find it odd and wonder if it's something common. I was in treatment for depression in the past though, idk if it's connected.

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me!! me!!! the past 5-6 months or so.. just crying crying crying. when technically its all fine but a song has a note or i see a tree a certain way

Anonymous 319043

>>319027
I never actually cry, it just last a few seconds. I suddenly feel intense sadness for a few seconds and tears shooting into my eyes, but I never cry because I try to hold back and it's over after a few seconds.

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>>319015
I wonder what the cat was watching

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My dad wants me to start a food business with him. I'm a NEET, never been employed, and since I plan to get into the food industry in some way I've brought up the idea myself before, but it's always seemed like something out of my depth. As tempting as it is I think it's ultimately a bad idea. I seem to be putting far more thought than my dad is into the danger of ending up in my 30s saddled by the debt of a failed business in my 20s. He says all these things like "we won't fail if we plan ahead properly and make sure to be clever about it" and how he had a small company twenty years ago selling photographs to publishers, as if that's anything to do with the skills required to run a food company. He brushes off the idea of what we'll do if the business fails with "we just have to not fail in the first place".
It's annoying how I'm the one in the position of shutting down my 50 year old father's crazy overly-optimistic ideas, isn't that the opposite of how it usually goes?
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Anonymous 319426

>50 year old father
Lucky. When he's 80 you're going to be feeling sad

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Frankly, if you have no training or experience in business administration, it will be a huge frustration and a waste of time. If you and your father are so keen to start this business, you should pursue one or both of those things before you begin. But it's worth a try; working for others as a NEET for so long is a complete mess.

Anonymous 319719

Open the business debt free with your dad, however that works for you. You can start by offering small catering for parties to experiment with different dishes and make money to buy a truck and start by doing local events…build from there.

I sold my car, worked for 2 years a crazy amount of hours (like 70 hrs avd a week) cashed out my 401k, and built up my own dog grooming business. Took me and my amazing husband $18.5k and 18 months (only 1k build cost a month) with youtube guidance to finish buiding my 160sqft shed.

I have been open since 2024 and been making a steady $4k a month net since month 4. The key was opening debt free, and now the income is split 25% taxes, 25% business expenses and upgrades and 50% net.

You can do it, just takes a LOT of sweat equity to do it without being owned by loans and silly expenses.

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>>319719
Hi Stephanie

Anonymous 319731

You can try to convince him to put the idea on hold at least till the gas crisis and other problems stop for a while, because you need gas to cook unless you plan to use firewood or electricity.



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Anonymous 299429[Reply]

>go to America because of Hollywood movies
>it looks like this

What are the pros and cons of living in America
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Watch 10 Years Of Trump Promising Not to Start New Wars.

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US First Lady Melania Trump has slammed what she described as false claims about her and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, denying she had any knowledge of his crimes.

"I am not Epstein's victim," she said in a rare public statement read to media at the White House.

"Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump."

"I have never had any knowledge of Epstein's abuse of his victims.

"I was never involved in any capacity - I was not a participant, was never on Epstein's plane, and never visited his private island."

The first lady also described an email she sent to Epstein's accomplice and former girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell in 2002 as a "casual correspondence".
US President Donald Trump had a social and professional relationship with the convicted paedophile and disgraced financier, but says he ended it before his death in 2019.

Melania Trump demanded the "lies" tying her to Epstein must end today.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/plszmhKe7T8

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"I BET ITS NOT GONNA BE THE JEWS!!!!" - megyn kelly, 2026.

https://x.com/JucheAffirmer/status/2043862961190494342

https://xcancel.com/___eb__/status/2043852261705519221#m

we live in a society, alright. Fox is Israeli/Zionist News.

Previously she defended Epstein.

>In a discussion with NewsNation host Batya Ungar-Sargon on "The Megyn Kelly Show" on Nov. 12, Kelly stated that she knows "somebody very close to this case" who "told me from the start […] that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile."


>"He was into the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls," Kelly continued. "I'm not trying to make an excuse for this, I'm just giving you facts — that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passer-by."

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>>319446
Brett Ratner Melania Trump and Jeffrey Epstein

Brett Ratner, is the producer and director of Melania Trump's bio-pic "Melania"

“It's a big club, and you ain't in it.”

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Anonymous 318754[Reply]

Do you have any dumbass hypotheticals you like to think about

I know some rich people have huge ass properties and sometimes a lot of them. There's no way they're all perfectly surveiled all the time… So what if you managed to get into one of these and just squat. They're probably always more or less stocked, utilities paid for, and also you get some fun stealth playtime whenever the owners come over.

Or maybe one of those fallout shelters rich people supposedly have.
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Anonymous 318867

>>318832
You don't mind the smell and the illnesses?

Anonymous 318872

>>318867
Our ancestors had to tolerate horrible smells and diseases for millenia. It's time to return to tradition.

Anonymous 318994

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Starting from man swamp ass?

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If there's an apocalypse and most people die you have the opportunity to influence the culture by just completely making shit up. So there's something to look forward to after WW3.

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>>319105
no one's gonna believe your 23874628736487139th lie you worthless trash moid parasite



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Dance Anonymous 297861[Reply]

Any other nonas love to dance?
Did you take classes as a child?
Do you take classes as an adult?

For my entire life the highlight of my days has been locking myself in my room to dance the afternoons and evenings away. Nothing is as fun as dancing.

I learned some basic ballet fundamentals from my former elderly neighbor who has a studio in her home. I would go over daily for tea, talks, and ballet.

I want to find an adult class just to have fun with others and learn more than I can on my own.

What about you all?
Feel free to share your favorite songs to dance to as well.
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Anonymous 301577

Took classes in a lot of different genres up until puberty but didn't enjoy it due to being unathletic and shy. Honestly I think I'd be more willing to start again now with a new mindset about it, I used to like flamenco.

Anonymous 301584

ive always wanted to learn to dance but i always feel so shy and awkward dancing, especially in front of people. it looks so fun tho

Anonymous 301618

I've danced pretty much my whole life. I've done tap, ballet, hiphop, jazz, locking, kpop, and ballroom, but nothing has stolen my heart like pole dancing. I started about half a year ago and I fell in love. Feels completely different to any other dance I've done and it's the most fun I have nowadays. I'm not comfortable being sexy but I'm light and strong and I love climbing and pulling off dynamic maneuvers. It's my least skilled genre of dance (duh, I just started), but by far the only one I've felt so strongly for. Every one should try dancing once in their life :P

Anonymous 302043

I dance to electronic music in my room (trance, psytrance, arena, house, drum and bass) and it's honestly one of the most cathartic things in my life, alongside going to the gym. Anything that gets your body moving is good for your soul in a sedentary age. Also there's this way some women dance to psytrance and goa where they really use their booty to get low and shake around. It's something I want to get into, but I'm self-conscious about my butt.

Anonymous 319523

>>301618
that's so lovely!
i adore ballet and i could totally see the fun of pole dancing!
my only issue is that pole dancing is entirely sexualized </3
i suppose ballet is too but to a lesser degree



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Anonymous 319356[Reply]

Have a corndog

Anonymous 319376

thx



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