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>>316777
Me at 22 💔

>>316777
>>318426
youre on your fucking way

>>316777
So you lived through the peak time to exist and now feel like you're entitled to everythiing? because that's what being a boomer is like

I wonder what proportion of boomer meme is fueled by organic, juvenile rebelliousness and how much of it is an attempt to manufacture a conflict between groups of people, to yet again distract masses from sensitive issues. Boomer meme doesn't even make sense in context of my country, but despite that some people here had allowed it to impact their worldview.

Rats are basically free, i got mine from a kid at school playground in exchange for a tamagotchi or something, but in retrospect, i probably could have have gotten it for some gum. Kids are dumb, if you have a bunch of rats you can barter with other kids for whatever toys their rich parents are buying them.
Pro tip: don't trade mature rats and don't give them greasy food.

Come to New York City and adopt a stray :)

>>318521
kek funny story, Im guessing schools didn't allow animals so how did the kid even bring a rat to school? I remember I tried to do something similar where I tried bringing my cat but got stopped almost immediately lmao
>i got mine from a kid at school playground in exchange for a tamagotchi or something, but in retrospect,
also you should have gotten at least 2 rats for a tamagotchi!
>>318528
This reminds me of this video I saw of a woman that found a shrew in Walmart and she kept it as a pet. This is something I would 100% do if I wasn't scared of getting the bubonic plague. Imagne being the first person in like 100 years in America to bring the plague back lel

>>318553
>how did the kid even bring a rat to school?
It was during summer break, school building was closed, but anyone could access play ground/sports field.
>you should have gotten at least 2 rats for a tamagotchi!
Objectively i got swindled, but didn't felt that way, i still don't years later, because that rat was a real treasure, great personality, brave, never bit humans, would come back after venturing outdoors.

Genuinely hate how contrarian LC users act to anything trending without good reason to dislike it. Also seems like no one can take playful jests anymore.

Proof that scrotes can post on Lolcow if they have some relevant milk about a celebrity or cow

>>318537
You're a newfag that should lurk more, this has always been a thing. What's next, you're going to discover shocking never before known facts such as that the first admin of LC was a man and that LC actually was born out of /cgl/? You're really onto something here.

Americans who stay quiet while the USA collapses are no better than the globalists who are destroying the US.

Is anyone responsible for anything?

>>318543
I wish I was a newfag, as a matter of fact I'm permanently banned from Lolcow but the others keep infighting in certain threads and are essentially fueling the fire all by themselves

>>317286
>Does trooning out corrupt people's brains or something?

Yeah.

>>315808
Because hes a misogynist who think men are superior thus can become women. Women are inferior thus can't become men.

>>317419
right? it should be pretty obvious that a tranny will have a crash out at some point. But i guess brainworms work like that, making you reject what's pretty obvious.

reminder to nonas

>>317198
>Tfw i sleep WITH my Husband inside MY cage
>>318533
>Im still male
As if you can ever change that kek

>>318520
You're so close to the moid take of "Actually everything is meaningless so it doesn't matter if i abuse others" it's unbearable to read.
Either death wipes all meaning or everything has a meaning. Giving sadness value while insisting joy is valueless doesn't make sense.

>>318505
Stop invading spaces you paraXYite

It's still better than being a wage slave.

>>318523
If anything death is reason to not abuse others, you have an infinitesimal amount of time to exist, you may as well seek hedonism instead of sadism. The two aren't exactly mutually exclusive but still, plus having a kid is sadistic in a way

>>318544
naryt, you're just depressed. most people are happy to be alive prefer it over never having existed.

>>318337
Rofl
Even the Lotto Lout Carroll worked as a binman before being rich and took a job as a binman after spending all of his money

>>318499
She's saying that you pay people to do certain things. If for example you pay the worker to collect trash and throw it into dumpsters, then the worker, who gets paid, proceeds to do what was agreed upon (in this case collecting and throwing trash away).
If you pay someone to not work, meaning they get paid in benefits, then they're not going to do any meaningful work.
A better idea is starting to offer paid jobs like cleaning toilets, collecting garbage, factory work, and so on if possible!
Shocking I know!

>>318536
I can not fathom this, this goes beyond comprehension!

>>318539
Jah
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15510221/PIP-benefits-anxiety-depression-austism-ADHD-pain-Covid-Labour.html

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

Over a decade ago I used to watch J-vloggers on youtube, but only a couple of them since most gave off annoying vibes

What is it like to live in a capitalistic nightmare ? Everyone's value depends on their ability to make money and look good.
If people think work is slavery in the America then Japans even worse, the corporate culture is absolute cancer which in turn turns almost everyone into a walking corpse of emptiness and instant gratification. Prostitution is widespread, easily accessible and cheating is rampant. That being said, I know a friend of a friend who moved there from Portugal, she got married and has now a kid so there is hope I guess.
The crime rate is exceptionally low, but so is it in Dubai which is even more of a slavery livestock pen.

The afore mentionned friend gets along with her in-laws surprisingly well, who love to be visited and dote on the kid.
Japan is very disciplined and polite, people hardly experience rudeness but they are crushed by the implicit high expectactions and loneliness. Reputation can make or unmake someone in Japan, which probably explains why marketing is so aggressive. Sexual violence there is not brutal or spectacular but hidden and manipulative.
My two cents

>nice place to visit
>terrible place to work
most people like japan's culture, its homogeneity, and the idea of japan, not japan itself.
maybe you can make where you live into the japan of your dreams, nona.

Most people will tell you it's terrible but the truth is it's heaven if you correctly prepare yourself before moving there. Indeed it's difficult if you have no plan, you will end up poor and tired.

Get a master degree in IT, go to at least JLPT N3/N2, get 3 to 4 years of experience (you can easily have it through apprenticeship, I know France has a system where you can both study and work). When you match these requirements you're almost over 95% of all the persons who wants to move there.

You have to dedicate your "before Japan"'s life to get all those things DONE.

Target software engineering, cloud and cybersecurity (especially the last one but it's really tough tho) it's an EASY 600K yens/month and I'm not joking.

Housing cost more in big Jaman cities than in big American cities. If you want that rent in Japan, you have to go to the villages which are full of empty homes.

>>318036
Your Portuguese friend has a very similiar experience to mine, Japan is overall a nice place to raise children

>>314621
Like he's got two golf balls stuffed inside his cheeks. Some men do much better with less facial fat

>>318458
His nose looks way different, jew reduction surgery lel

>>211948

Justin doesn't count he's a victim of child star rape in Hollywood.

>>230973
Why are the attractive scrotes almost always the shitty ones?

>Age
20
>Preferred age range for friends
18-30
>Looking for
Friends to play vidya with! I have Peak, V Rising, Stardew Valley, Project Zomboid, Valheim. I also play WoW and would be happy to level with someone on a Vanilla private server.
>Hobbies & Interests
I'm a weeb into everything Japanese. learning the language as well. I also draw and I guess do yoga.
I love to indulge in a tv-show or a movie occasionally, too, so if we get along i wouldn't mind watching shit together, though my taste is rather normie-ish in that regard, i'm no movie buff. Generally I think I can discuss any topic provided I'm not the only one upholding the conversation.
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
discord: xt9990
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
No males, including trannies. Will be asking for VC. GMT+3, primarily looking for people in Europe so that the time difference isn't too big.

>Name/Alias
diana
>Age
26
>Preferred age range for friends
21+
>Hobbies & Interests
linguistics, poetry, history, digital drawing, going to local social events, cooking, collecting trinkets, webcomics, book binding. i play the ocarina, piano and guitar but i'm not super knowledgeable about music theory
fav movies: hereditary (2018), misery (1990), ran (1985)
fav games: yume nikki, silent hill 2 (the remake is good), fear and hunger 1 and 2
fav songs: von dutch by charli xcx, berghain by rosalia, the great gig in the sky by pink floyd
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
tumblr: ynri
discord: butades
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
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>>318317
I would love to play project zomboid together!

>>318432
>>318317
Zomboid is really cool. However I hate how slow the updates come by. That game been in development for more than 10 years and still lags like crazy when yoi have a huge inventory in your vicinity or a lot of Zombis are loaded.

>Name
Ichigo
>Age
26
>Preferred age range for friends
23+
>Looking for
Friends to play vidya with and possibly share art we make! Friends who I can schizo rant to without being called a conspiracy nut!(Aliens, vaccines, astral projection, kill all billionaires, etc)
>Social Media @pencil_fiend_123 (art page!) discord @Ichi_syruup telegram @Federalagent123
>Any other relevant details: I dont care about race, but it would be so so so so nice to meet other black girls I can schizo rant to about the state of the world, but I appreciate everyone who lets me talk about anything and everything that isnt mainstream (:

>>318237
Are you saying that quote is referring to jews? I thought it was about psychopaths. But hey, if the shoe fits, wear it.