/b/ - Random

another hit SHALALALA obsessed newfag XY CHROMOSOME soytroon post

>>313469
Those are men

>>313473
Men as in men or men as in trannies?

I went to the gym the other day and i tried to use a barbell after a girl and I asked if she was done and she said yes then I went to pick it up and she said im not done with it and I was like wtf?? And walked away and I was mad because some girls were laughing and I feel like everyone thought I was trying to hit on her and I felt embarrassed

TALL WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL AND UNDERRATED
RAAAAAAH

>>313446
Wrong

why does kf make people seethe again?

>>314731
The userbase is beyond obnoxious. 99% of the posts are either extreme weens who very clearly let the cows live rent-free in their heads, bottom of the barrel rightoid spergery, or very unfunny and unoriginal gloating attempts that will make Cinderella's stepsisters look kind and charismatic in comparison.

Oh, and the whole bad actor bullshit with them pretending that they aren't complicit with harassment despite the aforementioned userbase and doxing being allowed and encouraged.

>>314732
honestly the few threads I've read were something like Sanctioned Suicide forum discussions and other, not specific individual focused really, maybe that's why I had a better impression of kf.
also a few funny threads where the lolcow entered the site for damage control

>>314733
Honestly, I'd probably be able to tolerate all that if it wasn't for the community happenings thread being constantly shat up by politics spergs and people who clearly prioritize their weird vendettas against troons/vtubers/w.e. over the sstuff that's actually interesting.

Future generations will ask why Americans didn't resist when the US became a police state.

>>315129
>>315138
Wouldn't the yaoi stuff appeal to gay guys too? Or is most female-targeted yaoi just too obviously female-gazey for them to enjoy in the same way that most male-targeted "lesbian" porn is way too obviously male-gazey for most actual lesbians to enjoy?

>>315218
In general actual gay males prefer "bara" and more degen-leaning fetishes in their works (scents, smegma, etc). There are gay men who like cute stuff (/cm/ has been astroturfed by them since about 2016) but usually if it's aesthetically pleasing it's because it was drawn by women for women.

>>315141
Plenty of us aren't, but we're being dragged along for the ride with the idiots who are.

>>315219
>more degen-leaning fetishes …scents
Since when is that degenerate? I would have thought it's quite normal.

Wow.

Americans say tyranny is perfectly acceptable because North Korea is also a police state.

I only have a gap of 5 months and still nervous they might ask me about it, even though I know msot don't giive much of a fuck honestly

Thanks for the advice, everyone. I got the job. The guy who interviewed my didn't seem interested in the gap in my employment as much as he cared that I had experience as a line cook over a decade ago.

>>315121
Congrats Nona, all the best. Like >>315097 said tho you gotta watch out with how the other staff are.

Tell us how your first day went when you finish your first shift 'w'

all your co workers are going to be 16-18 year old high school kids or dropouts who are hitting carts in the bathroom. You're going to get made fun of for being unc

(in minecraft or something doe)

>>315230
Scrote underachiever

Go stick something up your ass!

>>315235
no

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

>>314428
hello

>>314912
Must be AI, gerbils don't travel like that.

>>314913
my best friend is a gerbil and it happened to her

>>314917
oh

>>314918
Her gerbil friend was a certified bird aviator.

>>308762
what is this thing

>>308763
cigarette roller

>>308765
I thought it was a pasta machine

that's gay

Faggot mods ban you for harmless jokes now without even reading the context. Lazy fuckers

I got yelled at for asking this in /meta/ a while ago but since when did lolcow start allowing doxing? In the past you weren’t allowed to post some of the stuff that gets posted now. I can even find proof that friends and family social media used to get deleted. I don’t know much I care but I’m just wondering why the rules have seemed to unofficially change on a lot of things

Apparently Lolcow went to war because someone said jerking off to Miraculous Ladybug is weird

It's really saddening how new Lolcow threads die after like 20 posts, at least on the cow boards. Usually to talk about new cows you have to go to a "this or that general" thread 99% of which are usually just composed of shit crossposted from KiwiFarms

Honestly, I don’t get all the speculation about Shayna quitting sex work. It seems pretty clear that Shayna realized the only way she could “keep up with Kiki” in this industry was by booking the same kind of content Kiki was getting. But then she chickened out—probably because she felt she wasn’t suited for solo OnlyFans, yet wasn’t willing to do things like black gangbangs, m/f piss content, or hardcore anal scenes. I also get the sense she might’ve felt a little personally embarrassed when Kiki basically took over the “anal queen” title after Shayna had her surgery.

Not saying it’s a bad thing that she didn’t go full-Kiki, but I’m not going to give her props for having common sense this time either. If someone’s curious, they could probably go back and look at some of Kiki’s shoots from when they were still friends and maybe spot moments Shayna might have backed out of at the last minute.

Shayna did hype herself up to the agency through Kiki and even went as far as doing a blowjob for one of the promoters to get a chance—but once bookings started coming in, she likely bailed, as she tends to do. I’m guessing there’s probably a rule like “you can only say no X number of times before you get shelved.” Even porn companies have probationary periods.

My personal theory? Everything probably fell apart during that naked boat scene. Kiki was willing to do whatever the shoot required, while Shayna wasn’t—it’s really that simple. (I mean, imagine being on a sex-drug boat and saying, “no anal, only dry vagina and dry blowjobs” lol.)