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Anonymous 333670[Reply]

Would you prefer laying eggs to giving birth?
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Anonymous 333675

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I want to lay eggs with prizes inside, like nugs of weed, toys and fun pills.

Anonymous 333676

>>333675
And I would never share them with moids. I would trade the prizes with my besties. Scrotes would be so jealous the world would be completely different. Kek they'd be bitter everyday without a gatcha womb.

Anonymous 333680

I guess laying an egg would just be like taking a big poo so I suppose it wouldn't feel any worse than giving birth but then again the amount of pushing you'd have to do would probably cause a bad prolapse or something.

Anonymous 333681

>>333676
selfish

Anonymous 333684

I would prefer to lay a clutch of eggs and a male fertilizes them later like a frog. Zero moid interaction is the dream



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ausfag general /afg/ Anonymous 83646[Reply]

This thread is for Australia specific moid hating and general chat.
What’s the latest?
What’s on your mind anon?
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Anonymous 330724

>>319003
Im aboriginal (1/4) and post occasionally

Anonymous 330725

>>330724
How is your didgeridoo skill

Anonymous 330726

Does anyone else think this is relaxing or am i weird

Anonymous 333669

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Anonymous 333682

>>330726
I thought he was putting a woman foot in his mouth at first



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Women Childbirth vs egg laying hens pain amounts Anonymous 332705[Reply]

The average egg laying hen suffers more than the average woman going through an unmedicated birth.

What’s the most painful thing that ever happened to you? Seriously take a moment and contemplate it, try, in as much detail as you can, to remember what it was like. Maybe, for a few of you it was childbirth, an experience which, when it takes place without anesthesia, is temporarily completely debilitating. Nothing other than the pain occupies the mind of the sufferer.

Perhaps it was getting a tattoo. Someone on Quora summarized the pain of getting a tattoo in the following way:

>They hurt.


>There are between one and 20 needles being poked through your skin hundreds of thousands of time in a single session. The number of needles will determine the type and intensity of pain. So expect it. The real question is how much will it hurt.


I’ve been quite lucky and never experienced any particularly severe pain. I can remember quite a few times I’ve had pretty intense pain, barely eating for two days, having a doctor press down on my infected finger until it popped when I was 8, having a very severe stomach ache, falling out of a treehouse (though remaining in the tree) and banging my chin on the side of it, but nothing has been that bad. I’d guess the worst experience of my life is a lot less painful than a wrist tattoo.

The most painful experience that most of us have ever had is classified as disabling pain. This is the sort of pain that’s bad enough that during it you can’t enjoy doing anything else, you can’t, for instance, enjoy a game of chess while giving birth, and that makes it impossible to focus on anything other than the pain. Examples of this kind of pain include a very painful fall, breaking a bone, burning yourself, giving birth, severe dog bites, getting a tattoo, kidney stones, and hemorrhoids.
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Anonymous 333556

>>333182
It’s a Nirvana lyric, bud.

Anonymous 333588

>>333175
They probably have feelings and can suffer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NhCxCLZXYtA

But eating wild animals is usually better than farmed animals. It’s really bad when humans breed billions of extra chickens into existence on hellish factory farms but wild fish exist regardless of humans actions and nature is extremely brutal so reducing wild fish populations may reduce the amount of wild fish living mostly bad lives. Most wild fish dont even reach adulthood.

Also farmed fish are kept in really bad conditions. https://www.dominionmovement.com/watch

Anonymous 333590

>>333174
Black Americans have a higher rate of veganism than White Americans

Gallup 2018 Consumption Habits poll

https://news.gallup.com/poll/267074/percentage-americans-vegetarian.aspx

“Nonwhite Americans (9%) are three times as likely as white Americans (3%) to describe themselves as vegetarian.”
Overall: 5% of U.S. adults identified as vegetarian.

Vegetarian Resource Group (VRG) / Harris Poll (2015)

https://www.vrg.org/press/201511press.htm
Key findings:

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Anonymous 333593

>>332914
I want to visit a vegan animal sanctuary for farm animals but I live very far from the nearest one and I don’t own a car

Anonymous 333677

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Anonymous 317861[Reply]

Has Nona ever been arrested?

me, I've been arrested twice, once for DUI (dumb, dumb mistake) and just recently I was arrested at a protest against ICE that got out of control
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Anonymous 332053

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Not arrested but I had my apartment searched and was questioned.

>be out of town staying with my fresh moid

>get a call
>hello anon your apartment was searched you should get home asap
>???
>hadn't done anything wrong, super confused
>they took all my devices, computer etc
>computer has an embarrassing CD in the drive but I'm not thinking about that at the moment
>I get summoned to the police station
>they accuse me of credit card fraud
>I wasn't even home at the time it supposedly happened and prove my absence
>most charges get dropped but I still have to pay a fine and I'm too confused and exhausted to contest it
>don't get my computer back for years
>later realise my useless scrote had framed me for the credit card fraud to ??? recover some of the money he spent on me ??? and to encourage me to separate from my life in my city and move in with him
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Anonymous 332066

>>332053
Kek something similar happened to me last year. Except the cops broke in because they tried tracking down some criminal (allegedly) who lived in my apartment complex and miscalculated the coordinates.

Anonymous 333620

No, but I have been questioned a couple times. It’s second nature to respond appropriately.

Anonymous 333657

>>317861
Damn that's kind of hot I can't lie

Anonymous 333662

>protest against ICE
one of the only other non racists left on Crystal.Cafe I see



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Privacy Search Engines Anonymous 312086[Reply]

Big search engines like Google track your activity and sell your data for ads — which is why a lot of us don’t search freely anymore. I’ll share a few alternatives I’ve found, and would love to hear what others are using too!

DuckDuckGo: Best for untracked searching
Startpage: Best for unprofiled browsing
MyAllSearch: Clean interface and an emphasis on user privacy.
Qwant: GDPR-protected searching
Startpage: Combines the top results of multiple engines, primarily Gigablast and Yandex.
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Anonymous 329520

Americans are absolutely retarded bootlickers now.

Americans will look you in the eye and say horses have nothing to do with transportation.

Americans think that there is no chance tyranny will increase in the future.

Anonymous 329521

>>312086
In my experience "alternative" search engines are much more likely to have sites with phising, spam or other nasty stuff on them.

Anonymous 329522

Those who say that the USA is a free and peaceful country with a balanced budget are liars.

Anonymous 330758

>>312330
anon, you want one of the following browser extensions: AdNauseum, uMatrix (best but no longer updated but also still afaik 100% functional), uBlock Origin**, possibly TamperMonkey but its been a long time since I've used it.

**not uBlock, the Origin part is important.

I see no ads, no AI summaries, and no weird porn because of this extension (though I also run my own dns servers at home, but the extensions work everywhere and save you from autism)

Anonymous 330759

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>>330758
Good post. I also saw someone's analysis of search engines on another IB, maybe it will be useful to you guys. I did not really check the information myself though, maybe someone here heard about those?

>ActiveSearchResults: https://www.activesearchresults.com/

>Boardreader: https://boardreader.com/
>Exa: https://exa.ai/search
>Marginalia : https://marginalia-search.com/
>Newgle: https://www.newgle.xyz/
>Mojeek: https://www.mojeek.com/
>Old'aVista: http://oldavista.com/
>searchmysite.net: https://searchmysite.net/
>Stract: https://stract.com/
>Teclis: http://teclis.com/
>Wiby: https://wiby.me/
>YaCy: https://yacy.net/



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What do you do for work? (ugly women) Anonymous 332022[Reply]

What are some jobs that tend to be more accessible for unattractive women? Just curious what some of you do for work, or what jobs you’ve seen women in my situation tend to do. I find working difficult when you’re unattractive, and I’ve had long bouts of unemployment. I’ve actually found some success working on tollways.
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Anonymous 333196

>>333185
what kind of engineer? i work in [stressful career] and i feel like ill get burnt out well before my working years are over. id consider going back to school for a job that doesn't involve constant human interaction, but for debt reasons i cant until im 40. software engineering is probably totally unrealistic given how bad the job market is for far more competitive people. the other kinds of engineering though sound more achievable. i dont love math, but i could enjoy anything where i make the same amount of money as i do currently and dont have to deal with what i deal with now eg being called a bitch, told to kms, threatened with legal action, sexually inappropriate behavior, etc etc

Anonymous 333619

im a doctor, its fine.

Anonymous 333621

You guys have jobs?

Anonymous 333622

>>333196
electrical engineer. obviously math is important in engineering school. once you get out of school, it is important as a foundation to know what your programs are doing mathematically, but I rarely have to hand calculate anything.

as far as abuse, I work with a lot of blue collar types and good ol boys. I guess they know not to harass the couple of women that visit their plant, since that has never happened to me. I'm also not traditionally pretty, so maybe that's helps

Anonymous 333647

>>333619
I'm also in healthcare though not a doctor. Generally I feel like in this field not being super attractive can be seen as a sign of competence at least by older coworkers (which is still wrong, but works for me)



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Anonymous 37098[Reply]

Have you ever caught someone posting about you online? Bonus points if it was on an imageboard.
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Anonymous 333630

Ive been caught complaining about my friends online. It was like my second time running a dnd game, and they would either murder hobo or want to build a potato farm because they complained that the dungeon was too challenging. I asked for advice on reddit and though i didn't name names one of them saw it about a hour after i posted.
I was ousted as a dm, basically everyone said they didn't want to play with me as a dm ever again.
I was guilted into feeling bad and buying the group food, even though I don't think i did anything wrong.

Anonymous 333633

Yep, some shallow bitch who posts on lolcow and is lowkey a cow herself.

Anonymous 333634

Not me but some psychopathic nona has been obsessed with my friend for years and spams her on LC. She’s desperate to turn my friend into a cow despite herself being 3 times the cow.
But it makes me anxious. My friend is the kindest person I’ve ever met. How did she get such an obsessive alogger? I’m scared it will happen to me too.

Anonymous 333641

My selfie was used as a reaction image to indicate disgust/contempt. Which is to say my face appears in a thread with furry pornography, directly responding to it.

Anonymous 333642

someone vendettaposted an old pic of me on lc



Anonymous 321425[Reply]

True crime? I prefer fake crime.

Anonymous 323478

this reminds me of this satire YouTube video about this guy slaughtering his family over family guy.

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>>323480
Oh my god there's another one of these now
of course he also has an ongezellig pfp on tiktok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbPFDQWlts

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For me, it is great ape true crime.



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Anonymous 318742[Reply]

4chan sucks nowadays, the captchas are a pain in the ass and the people are insufferable as shit.
And i wont verify my email since i dont trust them after the epstein shit.

Anonymous 318745

lul agree, doing the captains over and over again is actually starting to get tiring and it seems to expire too fast. I appreciate how on CC we can just post without having to jump through hoops

and all the fetish spam on some of the boards is getting on my nerves. But I've been lurking /mlp/ kinda since bronytards seem autistic and unchanging which is nice doe

Anonymous 318746

>>318745
captchas*
excuse my dyslexia

Anonymous 333629

Blame indians.
If it weren't for them we wouldn't even need capchas

Anonymous 333632

>>333629
If you feel like blaming anyone for the posting timers you can blame me after I took part in that one raid on /his/ or /s4s/ 4 years ago. They added those right after kek.
I am not Indian however.



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Anonymous 318881[Reply]

Looking at photos from my childhood, I realized that puberty made me beautiful

Anonymous 333628

Well, yeah?
Pre pubescent girls are generally seen as cute
Post pubescent girls are seen a beautiful.



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