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Warning Thread Anonymous 312473[Reply]

Whenever CSAM/Gore/Scat/Porn is posted bump this thread to warn anons scrolling
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Anonymous 312766

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poop in /b/

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>>312785
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COLLEGE ADVICE!!!!! Anonymous 311626[Reply]

good dad my dear nonas i start college in about 15 to 20 days and i am already spiraling. i feel insecure about being 164 cm and 71 kilos but then my dumbass realised that a new place is basically a blank canvas and i get to decide how people see me. for once i think i have a chance to rebrand myself since all my school life i was the same geeky nerdy fat kid nobody wanted to speak with. i have at least 15 days so i need sharp and effective ways to drop five kilos before i land there and then i can pace myself later. i also want advice on saving money doing well academically handling relationships and building friendships because this feels like the one chance to get everything right and i would rather walk in with strategy than stumble in blind.
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Anonymous 311673

I agree with what others have said above in that investing in a rice cooker/crock pot is the best thing you can do for yourself if you're going to be living in a housing situation with no proper kitchen available to you, eating out nowadays is way too expensive and not worth it anyways and you can make much tastier food at home with a crock pot, it helped me avoid the dreaded "freshman 15" when I was in college.

Also network, network, network. My internships and college club work helped me so much in having my first job out of college be a cushy remote email job, don't get your degree without at least a bit of internship/extra curricular experience along with it, you'll be boned even if youre getting an in-demand degree.

Good luck Nona!

Anonymous 312674

Americans are absolutely retarded bootlickers now.

Americans will look you in the eye and say horses have nothing to do with transportation.

Americans think that there is no chance tyranny will increase in the future.

Anonymous 312682

Your weight sounds fine and like an unnecessary distraction from you just relaxing and enjoying the moment, even if its nothing like you expected and not as "good as you had hoped". From my personal experience as a STEM student, many people in college and uni don't have time for friends or hanging out. We have to balance work, school, internships, extracurriculars, stress from family and peers, our own hobbies, etc. Dont think college and university will be all parties and preppy girls. All of us have very important work to get done and not much time to do it. So if people don't seem to want to be friends or reciprocate talking outside of class do not take it personally. 4 years of College and uni and I've only made maybe 2 or 3 friends each of them lasting only a semester. As for the rest, The definition of insanity is to try the same things over and over again expecting a different result. Being neurodivergent(I'm assuming you are as I relate to your thoughts and feeling alot from when I was out of hs) is difficult bc society is constantly distracting us with what it says we should prioritize, what it says we should focus on. I think you should focus on yourself, what you like to do, getting much more independence such as going out on your own(out to eat, out to bars, just to the pet store alone) you will be incredibly surprised how much more at peace you are when you are alone and able to think your own thoughts without being distracted by things that don't matter like your weight or what you are wearing or your hair or what that guy meant when he said that, etc. Now is the time to learn to be alone and learn independence its incredibly foundational for your self esteem to come to your own conclusions about what you want to do and what you prioritize in life.

Anonymous 312683

>>311672
Also very good advice, agree. I'm still trying g to figure out what networking is. Biochem major

Anonymous 312784

making friends in college is easy, just compliment the things you like about ppl and ask them questions about it. everything else stated itt is good too, do not look for a boyfriend that will distract you from studies and don't worry about your weight its not worth having an eating disorder. if u desperately want to lose weight at some point i would only recommend keto diet and semaglutide but you really shouldn't be trying to reduce at all when you have other things to worry about, doing well in school noteably, because there are things that will affect your energy levels and mood when you try dieting that won't be good and will distract you from studies, such as being vitamin deficient. changing your metabolism in significant ways is an involved process that requires a large amount of research, which if you do not take into account will either waste your time to accomplish nothing or marginal results, or even worse, give you a debilitating disorder that can seriously damage your body and mind long term.

personally when i was in college i did martial arts and a parkour club which was great because it was a source of exercise and a social setting as well. you should join clubs for other things you like as well, such as professional organizations for the field you want to go into.

most important to your studies, you should develop friendships with the professors you like, they will help you the most in college and after by setting you up for your career and helping you figure out what you want to do with your life.



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raw veganism Anonymous 310238[Reply]

there is raw vegan lore that goes as far as to say cooked food in general makes people sick and raw fruits and vegetables heal. i do believe that too but i don't care about arguing this with anyone; waste of time and life is short. the information is out there, look for it, make up your own mind. if you don't believe it then don't, it is your health, take responsibility while i fake-cough to pretend to be sick of vitamin B12 deficiency to mock you.

if this is right however then
>people who cook food are criminals who make people intentionally sick from the caring mother to the professional chef
>restaurants and ice cream parlors are places where people are made sick
>supermarkets are mostly in the business of ruining people's health
>convenient affordable fast food might be an advanced weapon of war deployed against peoples

if i was a rich evil doctor, i'd open up an ice cream shop in the small town i live in and make real good ice cream for chap and then people would get sick and i'd have more work as a doctor.
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Anonymous 310753

>>310590
what's the harm,

people calling you queer at the local monster truck event?

is your favorite publically traded pharmaceutical company losing stock price because healthy people would mean less potential customers?

Anonymous 312571

We'll all be living in caves after everything is outlawed, but then you can be sure that living in caves will soon be banned in order to protect endangered bats.

Anonymous 312576

>>312571
Living outside is already illegal because all the land is claimed by the rich and their corporations. They're selling off the state parks to the techbro billionaires as we speak.

Anonymous 312598

The boxcars won't even be needed because Americans are so enslaved now that Americans will drive themselves to the concentration camps.

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Obstetric violence thread Anonymous 312499[Reply]

Pregnancy is unironically some horror shit. As if it wasn't enough of a strain on your body alone, it's like society goes out of their way to treat pregnant women like shit because they're helpless. Strangers, doctors, etc. (even your partner can start treating you much worse)

It's just sad. You would straight up benefit from having a bodyguard during birth.
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Anonymous 312543

>>312533
There's always a chance of this happening when you try to remove the placenta…

I'm a huge feminist but a lot of these stories are just women with no knowledge of medicine

Anonymous 312545

>>312543
>these stories are just women with no knowledge of medicine
nona yanking the umbilical cord is literally medical malpractice

Anonymous 312546

>>312545
Who gets decide what is "yanking" the cord? Mothers are seeing these things happen for the first time when they give birth. Also I've been there when a new nurse was afraid to pull hard on the cord, patient ended up with an inverted uterus

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>>312547
>bodily knowledge
not a thing
she's a midwife though and that's worth something



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Thread of celebrities you find attractive Anonymous 311841[Reply]

I really like young Al Pacino. I'll probably samefag and add another one when I come up with it but I wanna know what male/female celebrities you're attracted to.
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Anonymous 311902

3 hours of Fox Mulder sleeping with ambient chill music

Anonymous 312374

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Her fans get a bad rap but she’s the first celebrity i’ve ever actually found attractive

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>>311861
yep, its another med phenotype victory

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Anonymous 6014[Reply]

Post things you like about yourself!

(Don't say "nothing," that is not allowed!!)
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Anonymous 312286

>>312233
>I've never exposed myself on the internet, not even when I was a stupid teenager.

That's something so shitty to brag about "I'm so proud of not getting groomed". You try to come up with shit that's good about yourself and this is the best shit you could come up with? You're embarrassing

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>>312286
Yes, ma'am. Not being groomed or playing the clown on the internet nowadays seems totally fine to me. At least I don't have a bunch of ridiculous photos and videos of myself scattered around the internet. I also have nice nails.

Anonymous 312291

>>312289
>Not being groomed or playing the clown on the internet nowadays seems totally fine to me

That's not my point, it's still fucking shitty. Your hair is going to fall off, your nails will go brittle, and you'll have nothing left but a disgusting evil soul

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>>312291
Well, I think it's great, and for me, it's those who show themselves on the internet who have evil and disgusting souls, I feel sorry for them. My hair and nails will last as long as their trashy posts looking for likes.



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Manifesting... Anonymous 311797[Reply]

I am always right.
People who disagree with me on this site are either moids or trannies.
I am the voice of reason of crystal.cafe.
My threads are amazing.
My threads never die after one reply.
I am not cringe.
I am not retarded.

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Oooo janny you will not ban me
Oooo janny you will not randomly delete threads

Anonymous 311871

>>311797
I guess this thread will die after 2 replies

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How did you know i was looking for manifestation threads?

Get out of my head

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>>311921
You are incorrect…

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the manifestation threads…

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were looking…

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for you……

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I manifest the nudes that got posted will get deleted soon



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Men who have hit the wall Anonymous 211493[Reply]

Let’s discuss men who aged like shit. What age do men start hitting the wall?
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Anonymous 311262

>>215382
I can't wrap my head around facial hair, just why? Nobody thinks it looks or feels better, right?

Anonymous 311263

>>311262
I mean, if the moid doesn't have a jaw, then it does…

Anonymous 311967

>>211924
it's just testosterone
even men who never touch drugs and stay fit will have a wider face when theyre old than when young

test is an extremely powerful hormone that even after they finish puberty continues to slowly change their bodies over time, it's why basically no 20 year old male can achieve the kind of physical mass or width they could have at 30

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>>249033
Honestly this may be a hot take but I don't think he looks that bad. Sure he looks douchey but he always did

>>211493
>what age do men hit the wall
Honestly start the clock at 23, it's all downhill from there, 25-early 30s is where it really gets bad. I don't get why women are the ones who get excessive plastic surgery when women naturally age far better than men, I can think of a lot of women who look good after 40 but can't think of a single man, at best men are passable

>>311262
It's DHT (a type of testosterone) that apparently makes it more of a hassle to shave, of course women shave throughout their whole lives through much more difficult patches of hair but men don't have the dedication

Anonymous 311974

>>311262
speak for yourself, facial hair can be hot



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Crystal.Cafe Friend Finder Thread Anonymous 225196[Reply]

This thread is for helping you find new friends! Feel free to self-post screenshots of your feed/profile or any relevant information about yourself.

Please include the following in your post:

>Name/Alias

>Age
>Preferred age range for friends
>Hobbies & Interests
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
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Anonymous 225279

>>225276
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>>225277
but i did, couldnt find it.

Anonymous 225280

>>225277
i did to try to help them a couple days ago and i couldn't find it either. you should check if it's actually doable b4 u tell someone that

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Anonymous 311845

>Age
21
>Preferred age range for friends
18+
>Hobbies & Interests
raves (techno), art, travel & alternative living, cemetery roaming
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
discord: whe10
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
i am looking for other cis lesbian friends

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>Name/Alias
Charlotte
>Age
18
>Preferred age range for friends
+18
>Hobbies & Interests
Music, Tumblr, shows, movies, games
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
Discord : h3l3n4x
Tumblr : punkm4k0t0
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
Timezone : UTC+02:00
Triggers : Oversensitive people , low effort cunts, trannies, liars, hypocrites,people with little to no commitment
Boundaries : I'd rather you don't add me if you're gonna ghost me after a day and not really interested in making long term friends if you already have that good for you don't try to befriend me Im not entertainment and Im sick of being the last option for people



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