/b/ - Random

>>295927
you sound very cool and hot

>>141143
your parents are exactly like mine

I didn't meet my father until much later in life, so I just naturally drew parellels with my mother. Once we did meet I realised we're exactly alike and that's why my mother resents me so much. I don't know if it's an inheritable condition, but we're both quiet, latched into stoicism as teenagers, and neither of us is particularly emotional, yet we're both prone to melancholy and depression, and we're both unerringly calm during stress. Neither of us processes sadness or grief well, though in different ways, and we both fail to be romantic/intimate enough to keep a longterm relationship. We're both naturally good at science, math and technology, chose to pursue a pure-science career and transitioned into more humanitarian-focused fields around 30 years old. We think the same way about moral, ethical, social and even political issues, despite growing up in completely diametrically opposing environments. While we might not look alike, I inherited his hair, eyes, skin tone and height against the odds.

I look exactly like a lanky version of my grandma on my dad's side when she was my age. Personality wise I am nothing like either of them.
My dad's very perfectionist who can redo things 20 times without satisfaction and my mom is extremely opinionated on everything. They're also extremely extroverted and I'm shy as a mofo. I am just a moron who sort of goes with the flow.

like my mother, overall she is a mess so i think i rather just have to accept that im a bit fucked so yes

>>295987
You sound mentally ill

>>295989
I'll take that as a compliment.

>>295987
Shortages and desperation only cause more wars and conflict ya dumb bitch

>>295996
Please maintain your composure, Mad Max phase will be only temporary and after it a new society will rise from the ashes like phoenix!

>>295998
Is that what your senile orange diaper god is telling you these days?

>>295832
Lol. You're funny for this

bump. cp, don’t scroll!

eeeeeeee

Wonder what I'll get

>>295973
Not bad

Can I have popeyes

Their deluxe spicy mccrispy is unironically good
iykyk

had poutine in Canada McDonalds and it was lovely

>>295553
I would like a McChicken menu! with pickles. medium fries with fry sauce two times and and aaaand uhh a banana milkshake

They make you stand for eight hours without sitting. My feet are killing me.

>>275928
You get used to it eventually and this goes away but yeah, the first week or so suck for your feet.

>>275928
Invest in better shoes. Will save your life. And your feet. And your back.

>>275928

I had a job like this once. Could not walk normally the first few weeks. I quit cuz I got followed to the bathroom by a moid so I never rl got used to it.

>>275902
A disposable income and with it temptation to buy a bunch of dumb shit you'll regret wasting money on later on.

Also this >>275920
Brooks tend to be great over all walking/standing shoes. Speaking from experience as someone who works in a large grocery store and is constantly restocking shelves.

a gazillion dollars

cheese with ham

>>295773
I just want you to know that you’re funny

>>149794
This is so you don't have to color in every island

Looool thread devolved into haploautism

Of the European countries and cities I've visited a few stand out:
>Bordeaux, France
Lovely city that's very well cared for. Excellent art galleries and parks, incredible metro system, Stunning architecture and bridges, wonderful restaurants and the Native French are so kind! I was told to expect them to be so rude but they really are good natured and patient.
>Malmo, Sweden
Really nice parks, native Swedes are an absolute pleasure to speak to, loved going over the Oresund bridge!
>Prague, Czechia
Beautiful river, charming metro system (escalators in some subways double as a surprise roller coaster!), really clean and well maintained city! Wonderful Opera and Ballet houses, Gorgeous food and drink, absolutely fell in love with Svichkova and Trdelnik. Weed gummies sold in most shops are so strong they literally force you to take a down day! I never knew couch lock had a final form, bed prison! Native Czechs are so kind and funny!
>Venice, Italy
… Regret. I've never been to such a hostile city in all my life. The city itself is beautiful but you feel trapped in an overpriced theme park where the mascots are all suffering PMS, haven't slept in a week and are all trying to quit smoking simultaneously. God help you if your Italian is less than perfect. Most interactions went better when I said nothing at all. Also caught some greasy loser up-skirting me and was swore at. Also caught COVID from the water taxi. Also weirdly terrible food. Seriously the best stuff I ate came from the supermarkets. I've never experienced that anywhere else in Europe. Public transport is an absolute rip-off too. It was better to walk everywhere. I can't understand how a city with so many churches and cathedrals could feel so soulless and dispassionate. On the upside Wonderfully talented musicians in the music clubs and concert halls and very pretty to walk around at night though!
>Copenhagen, Denmark
Astonishing castles and an extremely pretty city centre! Locals are friendly but can be a little blunt, but they're quick to follow with a joke or a smile. stjerneskud, risalamande and the crispy pork in restaurants are delicious and the local beer is wonderful. Public transport is easy to navigate.

Country ninja

>>289332
Unironically the reason is probably either Hetalia or polandball depending on your flavour of autism

YEAHHH!!!!!! GETTING DRUNK AND GOING FOR A LITTLE WALK, THAT'S THE BEST!

Is it too early to start day drinking?

There is great evil in it, as well as some benefit for people, but the evil outweighs the benefit.

same, it's my favorite feeling ever. i wanna get drunk every day. It make's me so happy

>>295542
fuck seriously? I'm tempted to try this now…

>>295335
Are you serious?

we're all gonna make it.

>>295335
>over $40k in savings
if a gang has taken over your street…just use that money and move somewhere with no crime????

>>295839
That's american money it's not worth anything in america

>>295442
Yep. I really do live this this.

>>295839
>>295840
I've looked for better places, but it'd mean I could lose my job and I'd lose a significant amount of my pay to rent.

It's only been two weeks, but I feel distinctly less awful about my living situation. I've cleaned up my place, thrown out or sold a lot of things I don't need and made it more neat and tidy so I could map it perfectly to VR. I realised I'm fitter than I've ever been, just from the amount of calisthetics I do with VR, because I finally looked at myself naked in third person. I think I actually look quite nice now, and it gave me the confidence to admit my feelings to a guy I've been talking and playing with for a while now. Finally, I splurged on my kitchen and food. Now I finish work, slip on my headset and call my e-bf who'll teach me how to cook a new dish, then we eat together, watch a movie, play a game, do sex stuff and fall asleep with him. It's not real, but it's as close as I can get and things are better than they were before.