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>>261707
This has been living in my head for a few days now, and I just have to ask myself: am I that much better than him? Instead of forming relationships with rl people I get attached to fictional characters and content creators.
I mean, I guess I'm not at the point where I'm buying their stupid merch or otherwise spending money on them…

>>261707
I hate that I know that it's a pathetic coomer moid, but still can't help but feel bad for him for some reason. Probably because he doesn't look like the kind of unhinged person who would actually buy a sex doll.

>>257469
This one could go in a modern art exhibit.

>>258328
Finasteride cost 7 dollars

>>238704
There are hummingbirds going to my feeder I'm so excited. I was watering plants and this one guy was 2 ft away from meeee.

>>266691
I wish my country had hummers. Beautiful little bird-insects

>>239065
Thank you for your service! o7

I just started renting with a guy who owns the house and he keeps a beautiful garden that is absolutely filled with wildlife because it backs onto a fenced nature reserve. I started feeding the birds just a few days ago and I had no idea these beautiful frogmouths could be so tame. I hand feed them and they let me stroke their feathers. They even lean in and extend their necks to let me stroke their sides before they fluff up and take off. The bees, both honey and native, are so used to a human presence in the garden that they give us a wide berth and simply pollenate all the native flowers that've escaped the wildlife preserve to flourish here. I have a bittersweet feeling seeing two native bee nests here, knowing they're like calm refuges for them during their own little apocalypse.

>>266949
this is literally my dream

>>266106
I'm in crypto, specifically in a memecoin project that has a lot of potential, but what do you want to know exactly? Also how well can you tolerate being around moids in telegram groups? Because if you join some shitcoin you will want to be in a telegram channel surounded by sexist stupid moids

Cryptocoryne?

>>266862
How much you are holding if may I ask?

I got a 70% for mine, the image won't post for some reason

>>266746
Here's the results card

>>264622
YWNBW

>>266765
You Will Never Be Weezer?

70%, but most of these pics were just filtered faces. If you took these as full-body mugshots with no filter, hands/hips/head ratio visible, and no angle fuckery it would be 95%. Most of the 5% left for the women who can trick you into thinking they're men because women are amazing and can do anything. It would go to 100% in real life because I feel the same way about an initially-passing transman as I do about very sick people. The hair on the back of my neck stands up.

Is pic related a woman? She just looks like my kindergarten teacher with weird eyebrows.

>>265385
Fascinating phenomena. You're my favourite biochan now

>>237226
>inherent and inescapable biology
As a PhD in molecular biology, this is funny. Biology is much more complicated and flexible than what normies tend to imply. In reality trannies who took hormones and got surgery have changed their genetic expression, and the earlier they block their testosterone the more notorious the phenotypical effects are. I don't think they are biologically female perse but they are also not biologically male. Neurology is not my field and this is more an anecdote but in my experience interacting with both, some appear to be more female-like minded while others appear to be autistic moids with a fetish. The former tend also to blend as women.

>>266785
damn pretty good bait you got there sis

>>266785
YWNBAW

>>250920
holy shit this is fucking GOLD

>>224124
Least we have these dopey babies to keep us sane:)

>>224200
Sadly not, hes terribly skittish, he doesnt let me pet him even when hes eating. Hes wont hide if hes outside but he’ll stay at least 3ft away though

>>224124
cats with scarfs are so cute

My lizer, I love him a lot :)

>>266680
Omfg this is precious

Grandma (in appearance) :D
In personality my father, but we aren't that similar. Though I picked some of his traits.
I don't look that much like my mom but I look like her more than my dad

I am more like my dad.
>calm
>antisocial
>autistic

i look like a female version of my father and nothing like my mother, and my mother loves to remind me that i'm nothing like her, that i'm a failure unlike my siblings who resemble her, and she wishes i would have died when she cracked my skull open as a baby.

Hm, I am short like my mom (wish I was tall like a dad), but I don't closely look like neither her, nor my father.
Personality-wise, I'd say, I am a mix of both. On the inside, I am angry and impulsive like my dad, but I manage to somehow control my emotions (unlike him) and come off as calm and kind person like my mother. She also passed down her neuroticism on me, while father passed down his analytical thinking and sense of humor on me.

I have my father's face and I hate it. My mom divorced him when I was 3, he did a lot of terrible things to us when he was drunk. I saw him in a wedding picture and our resemblance has haunted me my whole life. I'm so close to coming in terms with my ugly manly face but every time I see a photo of myself - he's looking back at me. He's been gone my whole life but he still manages to hurt me, this is so unfair.

>>266600
Blessings and praises to our reptilian internet goddess

>>266600
Same i'm always here, love you nonas

>>266600
thank you for your service

>>266600

Hail to Cece!

(picrel is how her species look like)

cc ftw

My mind went blank and I remembered the horror of finding out all my crushes are misogynistic

>>26570
junior year at uni, transferred from a community college cause poor childhood and all
significantly older than my peers, always feeling alone because of that
still regularly exercise (its my hobby), take care of myself, and keep my hopes up (young adults are way too worried about what other people think about them, that high school mentality)
in one of my classes theres this hot guy, deep voice, glasses and perfect facial hair and not balding, hes social yet focused on school, plus hes my age and a bit older
see him in the gym, he has an absolutely amazing body and great work ethic, start imagining a life together
start talking to him in class more about our hobby of working out and he's super nice and we share useful information per our specialties
i even make him laugh uncontrollably one day in class, his bellowing laugh filing the room
i talk to him more about class and everything, ask him if he'd like to do some of our coursework together
hes super busy but i am too so i get it, joke its because his girlfriend wont let him which he confirms a week or two later
invite him out to a halloween party one day when i caught him outside of the gym when i was leaving and he was arriving, he gives me a tentative yes
he showed up super late but we spent over an hour talking about the rough stuff we went through in life and how we've managed to make it past it all
other people at the party see us together and boys even rowdily talk about how hot he is, interrupting our conversation to get a look at him and shout about it to the others lol?
for once i actually feel understood and safe. he walks me home, im a bit drunk but hes okay because hes sober (he had just like a drink that night cause he was visibly nervous (so cute))
practically tucks me into bed after our deep conversation walking to my apartment in the dark, and stays a bit at the threshold of my room talking to me. i still imagine him there sometimes
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>>215644
this is the most stupid thing i have ever read, the prime age of men for marriage is unironically 18, everything after that they only collect mental issues and other lifestyle problems.

Having crushes on men gave me a permanent dissociation from reality out of emotional trauma. Do not recommend

She's so fucking shy, we talk to each other everysingle day but im not sure if she likes me or not.
i have never had a crush like this before, older than me but shy af

I hated my coffee shop job more than any other job I’ve had and I’ve worked at McDonald’s but it was a fancy coffee shop with an…intense customer service ethos. Some of those jobs want you to create the friendship experience with customers which is honestly sick as they are customers so it’s a one sided delusion that you have to smile through. Baristas can also be nasty and intense.

Had a friend who used to work for a small chain in Northern California what would take everyone's tips from every chain and then split it up evenly. She didn't like that had a big fight with the boss then quit.

I wanted to work at Starbucks when I was younger but they rejected me. Kinda glad I never ended up doing it now.

i kind of want to work as a waiter, im not that afraid of shitty costumers but of bad employers who underpay you for long hours. im also thinking of doing delivery or being a taxi driver. dont really fear my safety or anything i just have a feeling they wont accept a woman there easily

Current local coffee shop worker here. In terms of dead-end jobs, it isn’t too bad. Co-workers are fairly high IQ compared to other dead end jobs I’ve worked and customers tend to be polite.