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Erika aka Mysteria…

Anonymous 308389[Reply]

Hello this is Erika, also known as Mysteria; world famous pickup artist.

I can make every man in the world fall in love with you and it doesn't matter how you look or how much you weigh or what you did in the past. All you have to do is follow the simple Mysteria method and then all the guys will stop what they are doing and only have positive attention for you.
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Anonymous 309074

next important mysteria advice is that you always lie all day every day, they love it. keeps them guessing and prevents them from associating you with responsibility. that way they dont ask you for anything. if you look too overwhelmed to even carry your own weight they will not bother you with whatever idiocy they think is important. men just love additional burdens so be one, that's what they like. besides you are busy managing your important instagram.

Anonymous 309091

>>309050
I remember reading some dystopian sf years ago about going to the bathroom (no sex stuff, just the bodily functions) being a career in the future. Have we already gotten there?

Anonymous 309104

>>309091
i would have never thought playing video games could be a career.

jobs system is fucked up beyond repair. some people are essential, they build the roads and maintain the sewers. other people groom pets, play video games and play sports; there is nothing essential about that. if it were the case that the essentials make more money, an argument for fairness could be made but i don't think it can be made.

even if the essentials would be paid more, money is complete shit. if you work an essential job and you get paid less and you have transcended the childish idea of money then you are treated unfair to the square. unfair²

Anonymous 309115

>>309104
Strong unions for essential jobs would really help. The rich are gonna shit themselves if the stores close and the power starts going out.

Anonymous 309116

>>309115
not that much. they have bunkers and underground cities



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It's so weird that people are fucking Anonymous 302546[Reply]

I just spend my life playing games and listening to music in my free time and I chat with my friends. And somehow there are some kind of people that are, straight up fucking. And this seems so weird to me because, like, why? I understand having sex with one person, but having sex with multiple people? You are constantly touching someone's skin. Someone that you hardly know much about. So disgusting. Like holy fucking shit. And you are, you are having intercourse with them. You are letting them touch you however you want. I don't get why would you ever want to do that. Are sex havers and I even the same species? And I don't think that I am weird for not understanding sex havers, I think sex havers are just broken somehow. This might be a new disorder of sorts.
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Anonymous 308619

>>302546
Ikr, having casual sex like that is stupid, not so much that they're having sex but giving shitheads validation because you barely know them.

Anonymous 308657

>>308619
This is true even for sex in relationships, if the moid eventually breaks up with you.

Anonymous 309109

I totally relate to you, though i personally understand sex havers but in a distant, analytical manner. I'm 31 and i don't even know how you even start to fuck? What happens for it to start? What defines the change of tone, how do you go from an asexual moment to a sexual one? It's all so mysterious to me, always will be. Even when i used to go on dates with moids it felt like a study of normie behavior for me. Sex just sounds like a terribly invasive experience, no matter my feelings for a person, i would for instance never want to be penetrated, because what the fuck is that about? So ugly, so primitive. I'd rather have a hug. That's a beautiful thing to imagine, but sex in itself is never beautiful imo.

Anonymous 309114

>>303931
>I think the future will be asexual and will look down on sexuals and see asexuals as smart traiblazers ahead of their time.
Clone tanks with economy of scale how? :-/

Anonymous 309123

This sounds exactly like something I could have written. Job well done.



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Anonymous 84492[Reply]

Post attractive languages
>French
>Russian
>Polish
>Spanish
>Swiss
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Anonymous 308954

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Anonymous 308960

french

Anonymous 309090

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Español

Anonymous 309097

>>309090
miguel sexooooo

Anonymous 309111

Spoiler

>>309097
miguel sexo indeed…



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Anonymous 309067[Reply]

Do you like the UK?

The United Kingdom (UK) is composed of four constituent countries: England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. These countries collectively form the sovereign state known as the United Kingdom.
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Anonymous 309080

its awful and i hate it

Anonymous 309084

>>309077

Piss off with the ai slop

Anonymous 309085

>>309078
It's worse than gas station food.

Anonymous 309092

>>309078
Ignore the other nona it’s great, come to the UK and I will treat you to a greggs sausage roll

Anonymous 309102

>>309092
Gregg's sucks. You haven't ever even tried American gas station food to be able to compare. I have. It's literally worse than Walmart frozen food. I will die on this hill.



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Anonymous 308346[Reply]

You can't even go to a store for things that aren't groceries or clothing anymore, because there are no stores anymore. That's so fucked up and depressing
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Anonymous 308371

>>308370
where did you get this image?? ive reverse image searched it on everything and no results

Anonymous 308505

>>308346
what? there are stores. do you people not have stores?

Anonymous 309047

>>308365
Sure. Sorry for being slow:

https://www.fastcompany.com/90581871/where-topshop-went-wrong

More articles than you can shake a stick at. And all things unequal, there was a Debenhams in Stockholm. So brittish-comfy I almost farted the queen.

Anonymous 309088

yep. i love shopping in malls and unique stores. i dont understand why people love online shopping its like a game of chess trying to navigate these horrible websites or seeing if the product is actually real

Anonymous 309101

You know that you live in the Twilight Zone when the US is a bankrupt warmongering police state and Americans look you in the eye and say that the USA is a peaceful and free country with a balanced budget.



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Anonymous 306878[Reply]

What's the best instant ramen?
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Anonymous 309059

>>309058
y angery

Anonymous 309082

>>309059
because when you choose the instant ramen, you choose the worst possible ramen in any way except for convenience.

the ramen factory does not love you, the ramen factory loves money and they get it from you by selling you shit ingredients in a pretty looking package. if they had the choice between the healthy fat for 1 cent per package and the unhealthy fat for 0,9cent per package, they'd choose the unhealthy fat every time because that's be slightly more money for them. they don't care about you you idiot, they just want your money.

when you make your own:

+cheaper
+healthier and tastier ingredients
+a portion that you can tailor to how much hunger you have
+spices you like
+you get better at it quickly. doing it a few days and you are already better then the instant.
+don't feel like a passive braindead consumer npc, you feel like a skilled person applying their massive skills for the benefit of your life
-takes a few more minutes that you pretend you don't have

Anonymous 309083

>>309082
>the ramen factory does not love you
damn really? i have been deceived

Anonymous 309086

>>309083

>i have been deceived


that's what being a mindless consumer is all about. you are probably too busy paying attention to that kind of stuff because you think about your roblocks and your tiktocks all day while your body craves living food and actual human activities in the real world.

Anonymous 309089

>>309086
I have never thought about it this way.



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Anonymous 308781[Reply]

The most unrealistic thing in all anime media is the trope of the bully feeling guilt after being confronted with the harm they caused. If bullies were capable of that kind of emotional reasoning/empathy, they wouldn't bully in the first place.
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Anonymous 308890

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>>308874
I was laid off from my job as a programmer in a massive layoff at the company I worked for, so I received severance pay. The government also pays unemployment insurance for 5 months if you were laid off by the company.
I saw the movie, I thought it was cute, and I'm writing my review.

Anonymous 308959

>>308890
Still waiting on that review

Anonymous 309068

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>>308959

Oh, sorry for being so slow, I was hating everything I had written, until I convinced myself that I don't know how to write reviews, so, this will just be a comment.
I really liked the anime's design, it has a cute and very melancholic style, with an air of nostalgia that I always like a lot.
At the beginning of the movie, I was remembering my bad days at school. Being a weirdo, whether in appearance, manners, or learning is bad enough, I can't even imagine what it must be like for someone with a disability or condition, but, at least in my country, most people have a certain Catholic guilt when making fun of disabled people, or at least they are hypocritical and careful enough to do so outside of school or the workplace. But in truth, I didn't have much contact with special people during my school years, only with a kid who had an intellectual disability (he was very aggressive, often with me, and I was very hot-headed and ended up retaliating) and with an autistic boy at my last job, he made inappropriate jokes and was always laughing, but he worked normally, he was never aggressive in any way, on the contrary.
Shoko's mother took a long time to take action, my blood boiled when the moidlet pulled the hearing aids so hard that it even hurt her ears.
This movie kind of made me realize that I'm a very spiteful little person and I still hate my classmates, teehee, may Satan have them in a bad place.
I've met a few people who regretted the bullying they've done. Actually, only one YouTuber from my country made a video talking about having mistreated an autistic boy who studied with him. I don't know if it was genuine, but it seems pretty risky to admit that you've tormented an autistic boy on the internet these days.
I was happy to see that the protag. had changed and was doing something to make up for the harm he'd done to Shoko-chan, but I know that's just fiction. I've said it before, I don't think bullies are capable of regretting the harm they've done, and I think even less that moids are capable of regretting the harm they've done to a girl/woman, no matter if she's a classmate like in the movie, or a girlfriend, a wife, or even their own mother. I was also a little annoyed to see Ishida as a good guy who regrets his actions and the other bully, Ueno, as the "evil, jealous one" whPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 309070

>>309068
I want to read the spoilers but I haven't seen the movie

Anonymous 309073

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>>309070
Wowza, the movie may be two hours long, but it goes by really fast, kek



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Anonymous 308938[Reply]

I fucked up today at my job that I've only been doing for 6 weeks. Please post mistakes you've made at work
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Anonymous 309035

>>309030
you hit kids? uhhh

Anonymous 309045

>>308939
OP here, I feel better about my fuckup now but this is hilarious. Top kek you're a queen

Anonymous 309057

>>308938
I can't say I've ever fucked up at work, but I've seen other people and companies fuck up pretty bad. The worst thing that I see fairly often is when a company fires one of their few competent people for being an autist. I always make sure to poach them.

Anonymous 309065

My friend works at a satellite manufacturer, was asked to help stack up those giant noise cancelling cones, stacked the wrong ones, damaging them and costing the company thousands of dollars of damage. The company just said damn don't do that anymore.

Anonymous 309066

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>>309065
Same nona, the cones in pic related



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Anonymous 299429[Reply]

>go to America because of Hollywood movies
>it looks like this

What are the pros and cons of living in America
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Anonymous 305973

>>305386
nona where is this?? need to visit this place. im in florida

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Anonymous 308549

>>303782
Guaranteed 90% of these "small businesses" on reddit are drop shippers. I'm fully on board with the tariffs. Whatever it takes to remove all the garbage from the marketplace. I havn't been able to buy a decent article of clothing that doesn't fall apart after 2 washes in years.
Has anyone else noticed cotton is now like some rare fancy fabric? Every dress is made out of plastic. Tank tops are all stretchy and cheap.
You used to easily buy a good quality cotton tank or camisole for $10 from any random department store.
Now even basics I find in Nordstroms are bottom tier trash. $50 tank to at nordstoms? $100 tank top from lululemon? $40 tank top from Express? Can't hold a candle to an 8 year old kirkland or hanes tanktop.

Fuck all the waste. fuck all the trash.

Anonymous 308579

>>305675
So the worst the poor have it the better it feels to be rich?

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Alcohol Anonymous 297722[Reply]

I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk
I’m normal now
I’m comfy now
I love being drunk
my fellow nonas please share your drink of choice that you chug for the ultimate comfy vibes
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Anonymous 308658

Twilight in a blanket looks so comfy

Anonymous 308773

>>308658
agreed

Anonymous 308920

Jasmine shochu with jasmine tea is the best.

Anonymous 308950

>>297722
sunbathing and hot baths.

Anonymous 308963

I lost my flask somewhere.



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