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copypasta thread Anonymous 30998[Reply]

see subject. just post your favorite copypastas. i'll start

>we get it you love cock you love the taste of salty sticky semen down your throat you'll do anything to get a dick down your gullet you crave cocksucking you cocksuck every weekend you've made a hobby of it you put cocksucking as one of your abilities down in your cv and then when you get job interviews you don't even take the interview you just slurp on the interviewers penis you love cum you love swallowing semen you want a million men to all cum in a water bottle and then give it to you to drink you love penis penis penis
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Anonymous 132799

I have something to admit. I'm sexually attracted to Thwomps. They are the most dominant, masculine creatures ever thought up by mankind. And the sound they make is so beautiful. EH-UNGH. Music to my ears. I often fantasize about stepping out of my shower naked and suddenly being crushed by a thwomp, killing me instantly

Anonymous 206712

No. You know what? Just go away.
Every time someone posts a picture, a gif, a video, a screenshot, or just anything really that involves some kind of "corporate" thing - A video game, a logo, or probably just even the town hall of a city given how overboard you dummies go, you have to r/HailCorporate it.
I'm done. I've had enough. You can't just spam r/HailCorporate and expect an upvote. You can't just be like "dude, you're playing a game?" and post r/HailCorporate. You just can't. I doubt you even work for corporate given how against them you are. You live in a cardboard box, typing on your CrapBook Pro, feeling good about yourself because you think you just "called someone else out" for being a corporate shill.
Just who do you think you are? Some epic 12-year-old on the internet with le cool fedora posting about how "corporate shill hails this, corporate shill hails that?" Well, I've got news for you. You aren't anything. You aren't epic, you aren't a 12-year-old, and your fedora certainly isn't le cool.
I hope in time you will learn that not everybody and everything is a corporate shill.

Anonymous 206835

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called Linux, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called Linux distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux!

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Anonymous 7 months ago No. 345341>>345369>>345371>>345372

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Each time I see Lucinda with her natural hair it drive me nut. I have this fantasy of her finishing her spooky bonespo era and going into her fit king era. She would find a career in a loony bin for ED and be a caretaker there ( or whatever the ppl manhandling you there are called ).

I would be a short chubby girl in the ward in terrible need of attention. Would create all type of useless drama.

Lucinda would be wearing tomboyish light sport wear to be able to work, her slim toned body would be tan, her old scars glistening. Her dark curly hair would brush against her cheekbones in a simple shag cut.

I would always try to get her attention by acting frail but be tough in front of the other patients. I would make her shifts miserable by doing everything in the attention whore book, from faking fainting to refusing meds. Each time she would loom over me with her knee bent and hands on hips saying :


" okaih stop beinh a chivkgrn, your an unicirn princess remember "
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Anonymous 266261

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.



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Female Content Creators to Uplift Anonymous 265539[Reply]

I believe we seriously need to uplift female creators who spread anti-manosphere messages in order to counter the online wave of misogyny

Here are some examples I thought of :

> BurbNBougie (Youtube link : https://www.youtube.com/@BurbNBougie)

> Princella Clark (Youtube Link : https://www.youtube.com/@TheQueenMaker)
> Tree of Logic (Youtube Link : https://www.youtube.com/@justtree411)
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Anonymous 265564

>>265553
i love sillypoo but i wouldnt put them here since they pander to polfag and manosphere moids
>>265558
corporatism and the consequences of alegria art

Anonymous 265565

>>265564
For real, I really was more thinking about radfem aligned creators, or simply anti-manosphere female creators.

Anonymous 266187

I got comics here!

Clarice Tudor who draws funny pink rabbits and criticizes patriarchal crap - https://www.instagram.com/claricetudor/?hl=en

Nele Jongeling who is a detransitioner who draws about double standards - https://www.instagram.com/nelejongeling/

Alison Zai who leans more surreal but got called a radfem once for a period comic, so she's probably cool - https://www.instagram.com/alisonzai/?hl=en

Anonymous 266193

I only know Sillypoo, Null and troonytoons. That's about the only fix I need. Most of the content I consume is pretty gender neutral like fitness, cooking and nature/hiking/camping/etc

Anonymous 266208

>>266187
I love Clarice Tudor. I want to buy her stuff but yea maybe when I have a job kek



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Anonymous 28177[Reply]

Who 30 year old Boomerette here?
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Anonymous 266152

>>265980
White monster is pretty good though

Anonymous 266164

>>110585
If you're reading this, invest into a Roth IRA ASAP. No joke, that compound interest is going to save your ass in the future. The younger you are, the more you have to do it. You future self will thank you

Anonymous 266167

37 and 37 weeks pregnant.
I'm pretty happy with my age and updated mentality. I don't need to worry about the dating scene anymore and can just enjoy nesting with my husband.

I call one's 20's the "peacock age", you care about what others think, you're trying to appear appealing and add fancy feathers to your plume. To gain a mate or power, which can get you even better mates. It's an age of competition, image and obsession.

I see musicians, fashion, make-up, surgeries, extreme workouts, flex culture as all the same thing. I appreciate it, but no longer feel a deep desire to be a part of it. :)

Anonymous 266176

>>265967
I acted 30 in my 20s cause I thought I had to be a mature adult. now I'm 31 and act immature lol

Anonymous 266197

>>266176
I was so young when I behaved 25, yet now I find I've grown into a tall child



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Draw yourself in mspaint Anonymous 142685[Reply]

Hello fellow summer victims
https://jspaint.app if on mobile
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Anonymous 266103

>>265969
Your an ex pooner aren't you

Anonymous 266104

>>266102
dang put a cap on that bottle of pee pee

Anonymous 266143

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Anonymous 266171

>>266143
illymation is that you? kek

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Anonymous 219189[Reply]

Has this ever happened to you?
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>>266138
This whole post is an emotional roller coaster.

Anonymous 266149

>>266138
>i know im probably fucked up in the head, but idk what to do about it :/
You need professional help nona, at this rate you will only end up hurting yourself and others too.

Anonymous 266162

>>236916
Big mood

Anonymous 266166

>>266138
simultaneously supremely based and unbased post

Anonymous 266169

>>266138
Megabased, good job nona.



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How old is everyone? Anonymous 261242[Reply]

It seems like most users are around 20-30 but I wanted to ask anyway cause I’m curious. I’m 18.
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Anonymous 266134

30

Anonymous 266159

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Anonymous 266160

gonna be 20 soon

Anonymous 266161

Im gonna be 27 this year

Anonymous 266182

21; feels older than 22/23 somehow



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Anyone have experience working in coffee shops Anonymous 256736[Reply]

How was it? Would you recommend it as a temporary job?
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Anonymous 256785

>>256754
Good advice. I'll apply to local coffee shops instead of name brand one's like Starbucks.

Anonymous 256789

>>256785
any fast food job is going to suck

Anonymous 257013

I hated my coffee shop job more than any other job I’ve had and I’ve worked at McDonald’s but it was a fancy coffee shop with an…intense customer service ethos. Some of those jobs want you to create the friendship experience with customers which is honestly sick as they are customers so it’s a one sided delusion that you have to smile through. Baristas can also be nasty and intense.

Anonymous 266131

Had a friend who used to work for a small chain in Northern California what would take everyone's tips from every chain and then split it up evenly. She didn't like that had a big fight with the boss then quit.

Anonymous 266136

I wanted to work at Starbucks when I was younger but they rejected me. Kinda glad I never ended up doing it now.



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Anonymous 265911[Reply]

What are the red flags you are attracted to?
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Anonymous 266045

>>266043
Well at least judging from the artwork and the sexting we can be pretty sure she's not the subject of a pig butchering scam.
…you haven't bought crypto or stocks following his instructions, right?

Anonymous 266048

>>266045
I'm a student and have no job/money so I'm not exactly the prime target for a scammer. But besides that I'm 100% sure he's real. I talk to him literally all the time and he cares about me more than I do. I had to do a BLS course earlier this week and fell asleep while texting him, and he called me right before it to make sure I'd get there on time. He's always really considerate of me like that and always reminds me to eat and and drink water and stuff. Actually I find it a little much sometimes, I regret telling him about some of my issues because I feel he has to be too supportive of me sometimes and I wanted to be able to look out for him and be the perfect girlfriend but usually it seems like it's the other way around cuz I'm such a mess right now and in general. But it's funny you say that, because the reason his parents didn't want him to visit me a few months ago is because they thought I was a pig butcher scammer. I can see why they'd think that, because when he told them he was going to go see me in December, we hadn't seen each others' faces at that point (both of us are insecure and never sent selfies or brought it up) so right after they told him that he asked to videochat me. I was really nervous before and during and after that because he's much better looking than I am. I thought about breaking up with him right after and told him I was scared he was too good looking for me, but he was like "what? no" so I swallowed my fears (even though I am still insecure.) I'm trying not to let myself ruin everything by being difficult. I tend to assume that people hate me if we don't talk for awhile which is why I have no friends, but he's really clingy and gives me constant reassurance that he loves me unprompted, which is why I liked his clinginess. He does get worried if I don't respond for a few hours though. He told me 2 weeks ago he still gets anxious thinking I might leave him sometimes. He broke up with me once before at like 3am back in October. I deleted our chat history and he kept messaging me saying he missed me, and after 20 minutes said he regretted doing that and he loved me, but I was sad so I just read his messages without responding for like an hour until he was begging me to say something, we un-broke up and talked for a few hours afterwards. He had gotten paranoid that I didn't love him because he had called me earlier that night and I was Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 266051

>>266043
Your story reminds me of an on and off e-bf I had back then. except he was a loser and made no effort to make anything work. I think he wanted me to be the one who makes all the sacrifices instead

Anonymous 266128

>>265943
discord queen bee's always lose. stick that to your bird brain.

Anonymous 266129

>>266128
I don’t even use discord, quit projecting your issues.



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Anonymous 266109[Reply]

is she /ourgirl/?

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Anonymous 266133

booo, unfunny



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Do you? Anonymous 266106[Reply]

Is there any crypto user on this board? I need your help.


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