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Anonymous 180488[Reply]

They don't make moids like this anymore, RETVRN…
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Anonymous 238251

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>>237864
I posted him in a different cute emo guy thread, and everyone said he looked like a tranny, then my post got removed. This is what they took from us..

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>>238251
just another day in the life of a Bill fan, stay strong nona

Anonymous 317332

>They don't make moids like this anymore, RETVRN…
They all ended up being pedos or gay, but I guess that would only increase the attraction for a mentally ill woman

Anonymous 317341

>>317332
youre confusing emo with scene. no one here likes dahvie vanity

Anonymous 320186

It really does feel like the 2000s and early 2010s were better in almost every way



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Warning Thread Anonymous 312473[Reply]

Whenever CSAM/Gore/Scat/Porn is posted bump this thread to warn anons scrolling
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Anonymous 319081

>>312473
Shits up again

Anonymous 319089

bump

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Damn it!

Anonymous 320041

Radfem fujos spamming irl gore don't scroll

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Anonymous 320069[Reply]

Bring back opium tampons

Anonymous 320077

tampons scare me but i would try omium tampons

Anonymous 320085

This reminds me that the Japanese actually use diapers for periods



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What are some quotes or sayings you like?
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Anonymous 319015[Reply]

Anyone else have sometimes a sudden and strong urge to cry seemingly out of nowhere? Sometimes I also feel strong excitement seemingly without trigger, just for a few seconds. I function normally and I'm fine and don't need help, I just find it odd and wonder if it's something common. I was in treatment for depression in the past though, idk if it's connected.

Anonymous 319027

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me!! me!!! the past 5-6 months or so.. just crying crying crying. when technically its all fine but a song has a note or i see a tree a certain way

Anonymous 319043

>>319027
I never actually cry, it just last a few seconds. I suddenly feel intense sadness for a few seconds and tears shooting into my eyes, but I never cry because I try to hold back and it's over after a few seconds.

Anonymous 319738

>>319015
I wonder what the cat was watching

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Anonymous 319207[Reply]

My dad wants me to start a food business with him. I'm a NEET, never been employed, and since I plan to get into the food industry in some way I've brought up the idea myself before, but it's always seemed like something out of my depth. As tempting as it is I think it's ultimately a bad idea. I seem to be putting far more thought than my dad is into the danger of ending up in my 30s saddled by the debt of a failed business in my 20s. He says all these things like "we won't fail if we plan ahead properly and make sure to be clever about it" and how he had a small company twenty years ago selling photographs to publishers, as if that's anything to do with the skills required to run a food company. He brushes off the idea of what we'll do if the business fails with "we just have to not fail in the first place".
It's annoying how I'm the one in the position of shutting down my 50 year old father's crazy overly-optimistic ideas, isn't that the opposite of how it usually goes?
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Anonymous 319426

>50 year old father
Lucky. When he's 80 you're going to be feeling sad

Anonymous 319442

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Frankly, if you have no training or experience in business administration, it will be a huge frustration and a waste of time. If you and your father are so keen to start this business, you should pursue one or both of those things before you begin. But it's worth a try; working for others as a NEET for so long is a complete mess.

Anonymous 319719

Open the business debt free with your dad, however that works for you. You can start by offering small catering for parties to experiment with different dishes and make money to buy a truck and start by doing local events…build from there.

I sold my car, worked for 2 years a crazy amount of hours (like 70 hrs avd a week) cashed out my 401k, and built up my own dog grooming business. Took me and my amazing husband $18.5k and 18 months (only 1k build cost a month) with youtube guidance to finish buiding my 160sqft shed.

I have been open since 2024 and been making a steady $4k a month net since month 4. The key was opening debt free, and now the income is split 25% taxes, 25% business expenses and upgrades and 50% net.

You can do it, just takes a LOT of sweat equity to do it without being owned by loans and silly expenses.

Anonymous 319725

>>319719
Hi Stephanie

Anonymous 319731

You can try to convince him to put the idea on hold at least till the gas crisis and other problems stop for a while, because you need gas to cook unless you plan to use firewood or electricity.



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Dance Anonymous 297861[Reply]

Any other nonas love to dance?
Did you take classes as a child?
Do you take classes as an adult?

For my entire life the highlight of my days has been locking myself in my room to dance the afternoons and evenings away. Nothing is as fun as dancing.

I learned some basic ballet fundamentals from my former elderly neighbor who has a studio in her home. I would go over daily for tea, talks, and ballet.

I want to find an adult class just to have fun with others and learn more than I can on my own.

What about you all?
Feel free to share your favorite songs to dance to as well.
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Anonymous 301577

Took classes in a lot of different genres up until puberty but didn't enjoy it due to being unathletic and shy. Honestly I think I'd be more willing to start again now with a new mindset about it, I used to like flamenco.

Anonymous 301584

ive always wanted to learn to dance but i always feel so shy and awkward dancing, especially in front of people. it looks so fun tho

Anonymous 301618

I've danced pretty much my whole life. I've done tap, ballet, hiphop, jazz, locking, kpop, and ballroom, but nothing has stolen my heart like pole dancing. I started about half a year ago and I fell in love. Feels completely different to any other dance I've done and it's the most fun I have nowadays. I'm not comfortable being sexy but I'm light and strong and I love climbing and pulling off dynamic maneuvers. It's my least skilled genre of dance (duh, I just started), but by far the only one I've felt so strongly for. Every one should try dancing once in their life :P

Anonymous 302043

I dance to electronic music in my room (trance, psytrance, arena, house, drum and bass) and it's honestly one of the most cathartic things in my life, alongside going to the gym. Anything that gets your body moving is good for your soul in a sedentary age. Also there's this way some women dance to psytrance and goa where they really use their booty to get low and shake around. It's something I want to get into, but I'm self-conscious about my butt.

Anonymous 319523

>>301618
that's so lovely!
i adore ballet and i could totally see the fun of pole dancing!
my only issue is that pole dancing is entirely sexualized </3
i suppose ballet is too but to a lesser degree



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Anonymous 319356[Reply]

Have a corndog

Anonymous 319376

thx



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Crystal.Cafe Friend Finder Thread Anonymous 225196[Reply]

This thread is for helping you find new friends! Feel free to self-post screenshots of your feed/profile or any relevant information about yourself.

Please include the following in your post:

>Name/Alias

>Age
>Preferred age range for friends
>Hobbies & Interests
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
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>Age
late twenties
>Preferred age range for friends
23+
>Hobbies & Interests
linguistics, computers, cybersecurity, video games, music, taking photos (mostly of street cats), weird/interesting internet pictures, cutesy mascot media like Sanrio, Chiikawa or Mofusand
Games I enjoy include Resident Evil, Yakuza/Judgment, Devil May Cry, Bayonetta, Sonic, Katamari, Half-Life, Portal, Deus Ex and others. I don't do online multiplayer, sorry.
When it comes to music I'm open to pretty much anything but lately I've been really into trance, ambient, trip hop, techno, jungle, drum and bass, industrial, game soundtracks, visual kei etc. I'm always interested in music discussion and recommendations.
I also watch youtube poops and Tamers12345. I don't care much for live action movies or shows, sorry.
>Social Media accounts
spiritualcomputing on discord
>Any other relevant details
Eastern European (Summer) Time. Despite being a wagie in a 9-6 cagie, I'm terminally online (both phone and computerposter) and kind of a loser and not very mature. I give bad advice but I try to listen and be kind. I'm psychiatrically diagnosed and inconsistently medicated but I should be fine. I'm just disillusioned with politics and the state of the world and I can get pretty tinfoil-y at times when discussing such subjects. I'm at least a little bit retarded as well.

Anonymous 318918

>>318917
>Tamers12345
based. I should do a rewatch binge on his sonic underground videos

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>Contact

[email protected]
>Age

Early 20s
>Preferred age range for friends

20-30, for the right kinda person I’d go higher
>Hobbies & Interests 

I love music, I listen to a lot of music and I listen to many different genres. My favorite right now is probably 60’s pop like Lesley Gore, Chantal Goya, Dusty Springfield. I also love 80s-90s alt pop/rock like Elliott Smith, Weezer, PJ Harvey, etc. I’m not super picky though and I can talk about many different kinds of genres. 

I would describe myself as a cinephile even though I haven’t been watching a whole lot of super underground movies. My favorite movie right now is Autumn Sonata by Bergman.
I also love watching shows and anime; I think my favorite anime right now is Steins;Gate. I have kind of a plebeian taste in shows and anime though so don’t get mad that I only know surface level shows (:<

I also love cooking and baking, working out/taking long walks, chess (but I suck), fashion and makeup, reading, writing my own poems/short stories and painting/drawing. 

I’m not super picky with someone having the same interests though, I like learning about new things so someone not being 100% like me is just a plus.
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
My time zone is CET! (If you’re Scandi too: Hej! Mejla mig!)

Boundaries: no moids or trannies, please I don’t like feeling tricked and I want actual female friends. No one looking for more than friendship also.
Not looking for anything super specific, just another terminally online woman to hang out with/talk to and maybe watch shows together and stuff like that. I'm really introverted and lonely so I do better over text which is why I'd like to mail first.
I also type a lot so if you don't like long mails and text walls then you probably won't like talking to me.

Anonymous 319349

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>>319000
Do you have a discord?

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>Name/Alias
Lecheza
>Age
25+
>Preferred age range for friends
21+
>Hobbies & Interests
I love gaming, crafting, and discussing weird news and current events. Currently, I am making a lot of resin jewelry. I also like to get crunk and sing karaoke in VRC. My taste in music is very broad from Brendon Small to Sabrina Carpenter. I want more gal pals because I moved across the country and I am stuck inside a lot.
I like playing repo, lethal company, baldurs gate, nightreign, elden ring, and misery.
>Social Media accounts
ladylechuza
>Any other relevant details
Please only gals. I also will require possible friends to play VRC with me to make sure you aren't a gross male. I have plenty of male friends. I want ppl I can talk to about the hidden intricacies of aching boobs and monthly visitors.



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Telegram Biohazard Situation Anonymous 319304[Reply]

Greetings! Recently I had the misfortune of visiting a so-called trans "medicalist chat" on that Russian Telegram app. The main audience there are "trans men," who immediately told, me, I quote:

"Ты либо мразь либо рейджбейтишь нас! Ты тупо позоришь собой женщин, тупо ходячий плакат оскорбляющий женское начало патриархальными стереотипами."

As far as I understand, these FtMs are not trolling or bullying me; they genuinely mean it. They were also utterly infuriated by my own trolling, when, to test the waters, I said, "I got four CIS women pregnant in Russia and Ukraine, but they're not my children because I can't be a father, and only pedophiles care about other people's children."

I'm trying to understand their politics. But as I understand it, there's no specific "politics." It's just that naturally physically ugly girls get mad when someone "has the nerve to dress immodestly" and attract men. Such ugly women usually become "lesbians" or begin their transition to men and try to hit on frightened gay men on gay dating sites. Naturally, they react very emotionally to any stimuli. But their behavior is typically feminine, no matter how much testosterone they inject, so they usually take a "kickback" and become ugly, scary cashiers at Pyaterochka stores. Human garbage

Politics begins when paid activists try to brainwash them and make it seem like it's not their crooked mugs that are to blame, but the Zionists or Banderites. This is how we get "LGBT for Palestine," where fat, ugly women picket the Israeli embassy, and for free.

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