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Anonymous 318833[Reply]

Answer it
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Anonymous 318856

>>318833
i like that pic with the text

you got more of these?

Anonymous 318871

what the fuck does this even mean lmao

Anonymous 318876

>>318871
It means you're a virgin and when you start pitching about everything we can just write you off because you aren't even burdened by love

Anonymous 318877

>>318876
>implying you have to be in love to lose your virginity

Anonymous 324039

Americans scream that there must be a new law that outlaws punching firefighters, but isn't assault already illegal?



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Anonymous 330706[Reply]

lowkey so sick of men. like why the FUCK are you sexting me and wanting to date me when u have a gf u didnt tell me about. i told his gf obv but like ew i feel like ill never find a man lolololol "i thought u knew" STFU
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Anonymous 330803

Any guy in a band is a guaranteed sex pest. Why do you think they joined a band in the first place? It's always been to get girls.

Anonymous 330806

Catch catch-yena.w…

>>330805
Whatever lol

Anonymous 330851

>>330729
is this thread just an ad for this band

i wish you the best of luck in saskatchewan
may your regina always be moist
and you enjoy sugary cereal with your saturday morning saskatoons

Anonymous 331086

>>330757
Hahaha wow, post pics? What a pathetic, desperate hoe

Anonymous 331094

When the USA was a free country, tyranny was limited because the US could take the moral high ground and stand up for freedom.

Now there is no limit to tyranny.

The virus was just a test run.

There is no limit to tyranny now because no one will call out abuses and there is no place to escape to.



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Anonymous 330187[Reply]

Maybe it is all connected after all
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Anonymous 330260

>pakistan
FUCK no

Anonymous 330261

>pakistan
FUCK no

Anonymous 330568

Americans scream anyone who loves freedom is a traitor, but maybe the real traitors are the Americans who love tyranny.

Anonymous 331053

Americans are absolutely retarded bootlickers now.

Americans will look you in the eye and say horses have nothing to do with transportation.

Americans think that there is no chance tyranny will increase in the future.

Anonymous 331063

Americans voluntarily buy coffee and then scream coffee must be banned.



please play minecr…

Anonymous 330711[Reply]

do you want to play minecraft with me

Anonymous 330714

gigaminecraft_pick…

bump

Anonymous 330718

>>330717
ok I make terraria server and we play

Anonymous 330719

>>330717
YWNBAW ack yourself terraria troon

Anonymous 330723

>>330711
Yess can i play with you please

Anonymous 330744

>>330711
I'll bite, how do I join? I can play either starbound, Stardew Valley, Minecraft or Terraria



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ausfag general /afg/ Anonymous 83646[Reply]

This thread is for Australia specific moid hating and general chat.
What’s the latest?
What’s on your mind anon?
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Anonymous 330297

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Anonymous 330310

>>330297
The eternal struggle of being a holiday destination within a day's flight from China. The tourism dollars just aren't worth it.

Anonymous 330724

>>319003
Im aboriginal (1/4) and post occasionally

Anonymous 330725

>>330724
How is your didgeridoo skill

Anonymous 330726

Does anyone else think this is relaxing or am i weird



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Lore Writeup of my Kill Team: Murderwing! Anonymous 327105[Reply]

(For the miniatures I had previously shown, pic is mostly unrelated but it is the image of the Kill Team used on the online Games Workshop Store)

Background

These guys were Deathwatch Space Marines, until they turned to chaos to complete a mission against a world conquered by the T’Au. They took advantage of the scattered chaos cults hidden within the populace for their own ends, and it ended up branding them as heretics. Now, they hunt aliens on their own terms, though they aren’t opposed to snatching the occasional bit of loot from under the noses of their former allies.

Chaos Lord — Bill The Butcher (Mortifactor)

Bill the Butcher was named as such due to using distraction, terror, and chaos to outmaneuver his foes, allowing him to kill them. Eventually, he rose through the ranks enough to be considered for the honor of the Deathwatch. Bill thought he’d hate his nosier, less grim comrades. But he loved it, allowing it to affect him and developing a gallows sense of humor and a cruel, authoritative posture. He was always one to use any advantage in a fight, to the eventual disgust of his superiors, and his fate was ultimately sealed when he used the ultimate forbidden weapon against a T’Au bastion: the support of a hidden Chaos Cult. Choosing a life on the run over summary execution, he took his boys and fled to do as he pleased.

Champion — Betamar (Alpha Legion)

Betamar had been separated from his warband for some time before noticing Bill and his Boys on a mission. He quickly became fixated on them, impressed with their deeds, stalking them and the moves they made. After they fell to chaos, Betamar revealed himself, claiming to be Alpharius and that he had manipulated them into their descent to chaos, and now he was here to induct them into the Alpha Legion. Bill laughed, the two had a duel, and Betamar got his ass beat. However, Bill spared Betamar and inducted him into their group as the sixth member, valuing his bold nature and familiarity with the ways of chaos.

Shrieker — Del Gringo (Blackshield)
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Anonymous 327108

>>327106
>>327107

Ah, sorry about that! Thank you for the head’s up!

Anonymous 327136

>>327111

It’s not AI, asshole. Put it into a detector and check if you think it is.

Anonymous 329441

Americans who hate free trade could take some personal responsibility and boycott foreign goods, but Americans are so enslaved now that they would rather ignore the history of the Great Depression and beg their government overlords for a decree that FORCES them to pay a tax on imports that funds US wars, tyranny, and debt while killing exports and driving up prices.

The USA feels like it's committing suicide.

Insanity.

Anonymous 330264

Warhammer 40k and its consequences…

Anonymous 330292

One of the problems with tyranny is that it increases.

Americans born today think torture, kill lists, groping, and wiretapping are perfectly acceptable.

There was a time when you didn't need a driver license. Later driver licenses were required. Driver licenses then needed a photo. Later you needed a written exam. A driving test was then required. Later you needed a medical test. A car inspection was required. Later you needed liability insurance. Driver license fees increased and fingerprints were required. Soon DNA samples, microchip implants, and vaccines will be needed to get a license.



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Anonymous 321237[Reply]

I’d pick blue purely out of the love for gambling.
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Anonymous 330282

Everyone who wishes guaranteed survival could simply press red, those who would press blue would be risking their lives for no reason whatsoever. Additionally I would hope that amount of blue button pressers does not reach 50% ,because that would grant the surviving population a benefit of filtering out people who increase suffering in the world by making shortsighted, emotional decisions. I think that pressing red would be a morally superior choice.

Anonymous 330283

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>>330282
You just chose to blow your own head off, how's that not a shortsighted, emotional decision?
Filtering those who only think about their shortsighted selfish benefit and not only do not see the bigger picture but also create problems for others for no good reason is the only morally superior choice.

Anonymous 330286

>>330283
New rules just dropped. Now anyone who presses blue gets incurable diarrhea. And any future rule changing gives you cancer. GG

Anonymous 330287

>>330286
Overruled, someone whose head got blown off can't set new rules up, gg, learn to accept the consequences of your immature red button pusher actions

Anonymous 330288

Tocci-Zwillinge_18…

>>330287
>implying i have only one head
GG



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Thoughts on "safe horny"? Anonymous 329494[Reply]

It's basically performative heterosexuality by male feminists, unfuckable moids whose only chance at sex depends on what they perceive will get them female approval.
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Anonymous 329512

>>329510
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Anonymous 329514

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My God, little internet LARP fetishes that don't involve criminal activity now have derogatory nicknames, kekew. Well, since it's non-criminal and doesn't involve minors or scatology, I couldn't care less. In fact, anything sexual and popular on the internet, especially on Xwitter and Reddit, is deeply off-putting to me, except for the bimbofication fetish. I think it's the only one that makes any sense and is actually somewhat funny.

Anonymous 329517

>>329505
Latinas are just fetishized like asians, it has nothing to do with wokeness

Anonymous 329518

Usage of "Safe-…." buzzwords is an immediate indicator of somebody being a fucking loser.

Anonymous 330262

Thread made by a RW moid probably.
Also there’s nothing safe about being horny
>>329497
Trve



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/WG/ Watch General Anonymous 325037[Reply]

Post cool watches
looking at watches makes me relaxed

Anonymous 325715

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Franck Muller makes some weird watches, this one has the numbers all wrong but the hands actually follow the numbers correctly even if they aren't in order. I was considering buying a replica but, although they are much more affordable than originals,they are expensive as well (around 200€). So I will buy another Casio for 30€ when my current one gets broken.



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Lolcow Bunker Containment Thread Anonymous 326498[Reply]

Ah shit, here we go again.
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Anonymous 330125

>>330121
I was a miner before I was a farmer, but this place is not what it used to be… I wish we could go back to the way we were

Anonymous 330126

>>330078
Adachi is made for big dojima cock though

Anonymous 330128

thank the cow goddesses lolcow is back online i almost started mining

Anonymous 330131

>>330123
>what did i miss? why are they called the “yeast baiter”

yeah some dumbass while lolcow was down for like 4-5 hours was samefagging both crystalcafe and witchchan with pure ai slop
bestiality shit (monkeys with human pussies), yeast infection closeups, boils and cuts on tits, the whole nasty catalog. she was deliberately trying to spark board wars and it actually worked on witchboard for a bit, they started infighting over it even though people here called the samefag out like 4-5 times already. kept baiting with saying they were posting anime lewds and got some of us with it, when you opened the pic it would start with some hot guy then hardcut into a collage of the most inhuman yeast infections you’ve ever seen. that’s the entire “yeast” lore. just one bored yeast-obsessed samefag hopping boards to farm drama. personally think naming them was a mistake, once you give these things a handle they double down 10x harder (see every shayna clifford thread since they gave a name to the AI troll baiter), but whatever, yeastbaiter it is I guess.

Anonymous 330132

>>330128
and thus cc returned to tranquility



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