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Older women? Anonymous 04/27/23 (Thu) 01:50:27 AM229976 [Reply]

Any older women, like 35+ here?

Is pic related accurate? Is it just low value scrotes who cannot get women their own age. Or is it all men? Do you feel that men your age would date younger women if they could?

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Anonymous 05/05/26 (Tue) 10:04:35 AM321513

>318570
Family. You become eachother’s new mom and dad. Marriage is for comfort and stability, not sex. Men love their mothers, you are his new mother. He and you don’t have to have sexual “intrest” all your life, sex is repetitive and boring anyway. We love gardening together. Friends come and go, but family is forever.

>268551
Otome/Anime boys don’t give you money, they take away your money. Ikebukuro, home to Otome Road, is a red light district (second only to Kabukicho) where many fujos and yumes end up prostituting themselves to pay for their habit.

>268819
You are sick, and you’re encouraging these bad men’s sickness as well. You sound like the crazy Koreans I learned about in this thread.

Anonymous 05/05/26 (Tue) 10:06:28 AM321514

>>321513
* didn’t link properly sorry

>>318570
>>268551
>>268819

Anonymous 05/23/26 (Sat) 03:17:47 AM323418

>>321513
>you are his new mother.
Bretty sure im his wife
>you don't have to have sex
Men don't see it that way. They are biologically programmed to spread their seed. If they don't find you attractive, they have no reason to stay.
Marriage is basically a form of reverse cuckolding. Men impregnate you in your 20's, then lose intrest and start wanting a replacement at around 30-40 while you wasted your youth on a man who left you

Anonymous 05/24/26 (Sun) 10:45:37 AM323445

>>303167
Western and heavily westernized countries like Japan and South Korea are literally the only places in the world where arranged marriage, including child marriage, isn't widely practiced today

Anonymous 05/25/26 (Mon) 12:17:07 PM323471

The US is a police state now. Americans should be out in the streets with pitchforks and torches, but instead they would rather shut up, cover their ears, and put their heads in the sand.

Weird.

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Hmm what should i do with this grotesque image Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:13:15 AM320174 [Reply]

I donno what to do with this nonas what do i do

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:14:35 AM320175

60 ft underground vault!!!! These fucking miners drive me to drink

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:15:15 AM320176

>>320175
how can you say such a thing

Anonymous 04/19/26 (Sun) 03:15:53 AM320177

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>>320176
diabolical1!!

Anonymous 04/20/26 (Mon) 02:03:31 PM320360

>>320174
This happened one time to me when I broiled an old burger in the oven

Anonymous 05/22/26 (Fri) 12:55:05 AM323404

>>320174
Looks fine to me

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What's with all the larping """"schizo""""-posters? Anonymous 11/04/25 (Tue) 10:50:46 AM314051 [Reply]

okay, i'm sure some of you are real but i wouldn't bet on it all being. attention whoring? creative writing practice? this is an anonymous website, so it's okay, you can admit it on this thread and we'll never know it's you. why the fuck do you do it?

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Anonymous 11/05/25 (Wed) 03:15:58 AM314082

>>314079
>/x/
well, duh

Anonymous 12/17/25 (Wed) 05:48:16 PM315411

get off my back, man.

Anonymous 01/04/26 (Sun) 04:55:27 AM316583

Look at r/gangstalking for what a schizo post is not /x/

Anonymous 05/22/26 (Fri) 12:08:50 AM323403

>>314051
self-diagnosis based on memes, the same mental disorder trannies have
the trend started on livejournal, migrated to tumblr where it blew up and now it's just everywhere because the current generation is so online
15 years ago the big fashion diagnoses were depression, anxiety and panic disorders, because it was the time of sad boy in flannel shirt music and that was the cool vibe, and millennials were convinced that to be a good person and worthy of love and sympathy you either had to have had something truly dreadful happen to you or have some kind of serious problem with a serious name
now it's the hyper-competitive terminally online zoomer era and schizo is trendy because of memes
and now everyone thinks that being different even in the slightest from the most basic of basic normies makes them schizo

Anonymous 05/24/26 (Sun) 08:48:09 PM323453

>>314079
nothing about this indicates schizoposting, it may easily be just said person's prose. you guys are projecting your retardation onto everyone else

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pushing cp off the front page Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 05:43:56 PM314953 [Reply]

dumping random pics from my camera roll here. i hate these pedophilic scrotes

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Anonymous 12/02/25 (Tue) 05:48:20 PM314956

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Anonymous 05/18/26 (Mon) 08:31:12 AM323266

bumping- watch out ://

Anonymous 05/18/26 (Mon) 08:33:57 AM323267

>>323266
I reported it and it's still up 7 hours later, i don't know if maybe the report did not go through

Anonymous 05/21/26 (Thu) 12:43:58 PM323400

Anonymous 05/21/26 (Thu) 11:17:13 PM323401

eridan homestuck

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Anonymous 05/01/26 (Fri) 10:39:35 PM321237 [Reply]

I’d pick blue purely out of the love for gambling.

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Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 12:00:31 PM322299

>>322298
Another alternative phrasing:
If you press the blue button, nothing happens.
If you press the red button, nothing happens unless 50% more people press the red button, then all blue buttoners die.

Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 02:04:51 PM322301

>>322204
>retards
>internet
the answer is literally in your post
these are twittards, all they think about is killing the opposite political party

Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 02:12:31 PM322302

>>322301
All that matters is that I would press the blue button just to make sure you live twin

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 03:34:26 PM322656

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>>322302
awww, that's so sweet nona
though, I'd actually press blue because of the very slim chance of sweet, instant death

Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 09:26:31 PM322899

>>321237
I will pretend to vote blue to reassure the idiots and then I will vote safe.

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Which Linux distro does nonna use? Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 12:16:53 PM322646 [Reply]

Which Linux distro does use?
I just switched to Fedora from w*ndows(thread exists in /media/)

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Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 06:06:59 PM322700

>>322695
oh I didn't know, I thought it was just to avoid microslop. Maybe I will try Arch on virtual machine after OpenSUSE.

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 06:15:07 PM322705

If I'm not spending retarded amounts of time setting up my system from scratch I may as well stay on shitdows

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 07:50:06 PM322733

currently I use kubuntu but I may switch distros. sometimes I consider going back to windows for convenience and for my programs I can't run on Linux (I'm a newfag to Linux). I have an nvidia gpu which causes some issues which is another reason why switching back is tempting. but I won't

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 04:26:25 PM322958

>>322705
That's what Bill Gatestein wants you to think.
Google Chrome users actually believe switching to a different browser is impossibly difficult or impractical too, but it's just laziness.

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 04:28:22 PM322959

>>322958
ok

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Gardening Anonymous 04/30/24 (Tue) 02:02:29 AM270170 [Reply]

anyone wanna talk about gardening? share some tips? I live in an apartment, so I just have a container garden on the patio.

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Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:26:27 PM322781

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>>322778
Unironically for me it's the Datura, also known as the Devil's Trumpet. I know it's dangerous to have around because it's so poisonous, but it has some personal significance to me. I survived a delirium at 8 years old and the Datura trip anecdotes I've read feel quite similar to what I experienced. It's kinda symbolic.

Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:36:35 PM322782

>>322781
Oh wow, I've heard about those but I'm scared of the toxicity. Is it something you would grow?

Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:42:03 PM322784

>>322782
Apparently it's something some people grow considering how every now and then someone's kid accidentally gets poisoned in their garden.

Perhaps I would love to grow those but I'd want to make sure nobody accidentally touches it or anything.

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 07:40:04 AM322949

>>322784
Yikes man they sound so cool though. I think I've seen one before and couldn't believe how large the flowers were, they glowed in the dusk.

Are there any other flowers you like? I'd really like to grow more Sweet Peas next year.

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 01:18:00 PM322957

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>>322781
>>322784
NTA but I've grown them (and other similar plants, like morning glories) and they're so fun and grow so fast. I let them climb the string lights outside of my windows and they're dreamy. I keep them with my herbs and edible plants and never had issues. But if you have cats I recommend against it. The only blooming vines I found that are remotely similar to the cuteness and speediness of morning glories are cathedral bells (picrel).

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Anonymous 01/26/25 (Sun) 01:43:39 AM301531 [Reply]

Do you like clubbing? Why or why not?

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Anonymous 03/19/25 (Wed) 03:14:10 PM303099

im too ugly to try to larp as a normie

Anonymous 03/19/25 (Wed) 08:50:43 PM303106

The venn diagram for nonas and girls who like clubbing is two separate circles

Anonymous 03/20/25 (Thu) 06:08:34 PM303114

I want to but I have no friends

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 03:36:55 AM322943

I don’t really understand clubs, all I know that they spike your drinks or something

Anonymous 05/14/26 (Thu) 12:50:23 PM322955

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Its fun when its a small party, i love all that hardcore electronic music and techno n such. If youre with a fun couple friends its great but id never go by myself especially how expendive drinks are

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Work from home thread Anonymous 11/12/25 (Wed) 11:19:22 AM314354 [Reply]

I can't find the current smalltalk thread so here is one for all of us remote wagies. How do you spend your downtime when you work from home?

I'm back to work after vacation and I can't focus so I'm doing laundry and browsing this and the other site and I'm so bored and it's cold and I'm drinking seaweed soup. I have 14 tasks left to do for work and 2 loads of washing some musty old clothes I kept around in garbage bags, which I will sort afterwards and discard of all the old orphaned socks. There are some bras with one wire missing or poking and I don't even know why I didn't just throw them away years ago. There's two dresses I could probably give to a thrift store or sell online but the effort of ironing and making them presentable is probably not worth the maybe 5 bucks I'd get for them but I feel bad throwing them away so this is how I ended up with 2 garbage bags of clothes gathering dust and moths over 6 years.

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Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 01:27:39 AM317350

>>317349
Yeah I'm sure she has a skill that only she can do and not the other 8,000 people who applied to the job. How narcissistic of you to assume 1 person can do something better than thousands because of "much skill." Highly statistically unlikely.

Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 05:40:10 AM317361

>>317348
I worship Fortuna, the Goddess of luck, and it's in bad taste to claim something was "just luck", luck is an act of divinity itself in my heart, so someone being lucky is divinely blessed, I don't see how this devalues or denigrates her position at all, you should take your miserable ass elsewhere and be open to more opportunities, maybe Fortuna will smile upon you for a change if you do

then again, you're probably just some stupid scrote, go back to 4chan

Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 09:22:32 AM317362

>>317361
Based ancient Roman nona

Anonymous 01/27/26 (Tue) 01:02:22 PM317368

>>317361
Dumb spirituality obsessed bitch

Anonymous 05/13/26 (Wed) 12:22:53 PM322780

>>317361
Based. I worship Mercury primarily but I should worship Fortuna as well. Any tips?

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Anonymous 02/17/26 (Tue) 08:38:58 PM317988 [Reply]

You can make eggs last for months by beating them and storing them in the freezer. We used to do that with fresh eggs on the farm and they still taste the same after weeks frozen. I stored the egg mix in ziplock bags and used them to make scrambled eggs and omelets year-round.

Anonymous 02/17/26 (Tue) 10:27:26 PM317989

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Anonymous 02/18/26 (Wed) 05:53:23 AM317996

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Anonymous 05/10/26 (Sun) 06:57:53 AM322193

Good thread

Anonymous 05/11/26 (Mon) 11:48:04 PM322589

>>322193
Shit thread, never heard of glassing eggs and is risking freezer burn and energy bills when she could instead just have a bucket under a bench or somewhere.

Anonymous 05/12/26 (Tue) 12:21:42 AM322614

>>322589
Nigga you Amish