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Anonymous 219189[Reply]

Has this ever happened to you?
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Anonymous 306742

>>303889
He sounds like a total slut. Drop him.

Anonymous 306916

Cute moids owe me sex.

Anonymous 306930

>>306928
>rap

Anonymous 306932

>>306928
Continue business as usual, wasn't getting any in the first place so I wouldn't have even noticed

Anonymous 306987

>>306916
>owe
then start acting like a debt collector


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sex before marriage Anonymous 71628[Reply]

I've never seen a solid argument against premarital sex other than "god doesn't want you to." Promiscuity, sure. That shit can eat you up inside and can easily become dangerous. But sex before marriage in a committed relationship while birth control is used (which the majority of people do now)? Some anonette enlighten me pls
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Anonymous 306903

>>306902
>Especially looking back on it after being with the same person for many years after.

That's really sweet, I wish I could live something like that

Anonymous 306905

>>306826
unironically the best way to deal with moids who wont respect your bodily/sexual boundaries is to casually threaten to accuse him of rape if anything happens. it makes them scared shitless

Anonymous 306949

>>306826
Some of us are actually femcels here, stop bullying us you spring chicken.

Anonymous 306969

>>306949
discord?

Anonymous 306986

>>306973
10 year diff is alot…


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Imageboard General Anonymous 306970[Reply]

This is a general thread for imageboard discussion.

What other imageboards do you use? What is your favorite imageboard? And what imageboards did you used to use?
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Anonymous 306980

>>306979

I posted the thread on Uboachan and Lolcow Farm. I never posted the thread on here or Fujochan. I was alerted to it having been posted on here by a nona in the LC thread.

Looking at the screencap of the Fujochan thread, it's very obvious that it's the same person who posted "her" retarded schizo theory in the LC thread, trying (and failing) to imitate me.

Anonymous 306981

>>306980
You're still doing the double spacing after every period. You're not even trying lol

Anonymous 306982

>>306981
Don't bother, it's an autistic tranny who thinks visiting an imageboard for a year makes him not a newfag

Anonymous 306983

>>306982
You're right. I won't bother anymore.

Anonymous 306985

>>306981

I'm not "hiding" anything. I am the person who posted the thread on Uboachan and LC. I did not post the thread on here or on Fujochan, however.

The schizo retard who posted "her" theory in the LC thread posted this thread on Crystal Cafe and then on Fujochan a few minutes after making "her" post on LC, trying (and failing) to imitate my posting style and make "her" theory seem credible.


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secrets thread Anonymous 261146[Reply]

tell me a secret, nona
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Anonymous 306953

In highschool I used to follow around the captain of the wrestling team during the time between classes. I did this for like 4 months until he realized it and put his hand on my shoulder. He said, “oh, hello” and walked away. That was 8 years ago and the last time I was touched my a moid.

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>>306945
You rang?

Anonymous 306976

I met a guy while doing job training and we became friends really quickly because we just clicked together. I realised after we'd been hanging out for a few months that we were into the same hobbies and when we were talking about TTRPGs we used to play, he told me about his teenage e-gf he met playing it. That was me. We had a year-long internet romance that ended because the other girls in the group realised I was lying about who I was and my age, forcing me to just drop that persona entirely. I've never told him, because no matter how fondly he remembers his first love, I was nuclear, critical-mass cringe and it would physically hurt me to relive that period of my childhood with him.

Anonymous 306977

>>306976
this is beautiful and cosmic. you should tell him.

Anonymous 306984

>>306953
Why did you do this? Puppy love or super crush?


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Lolcow.farm hate thread #11 Anonymous 301694[Reply]

last thread >>>/b/299049
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Anonymous 306876

>>306870
oh look it's Brian Wilson from the Beach Boys

Anonymous 306877

>>306875
Useless misogynistic piece of subhuman shit. Go whine and moan about TERFs on Reddit, you repulsive sack of shit.

Anonymous 306881

>>306870
Sorry Mr. Wilson. Love your music but no moid is exempt.

Anonymous 306901

>>306900
Kneel and suck the barrel of a Magnum right before you pull the trigger, you pornbrained troon.

Anonymous 306964

>>306752

Cry


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no longer attempting to befriend males Anonymous 306956[Reply]

After much speculation and personal experience into how they act I'm no longer going to be befriending males unless I'm interested in them. So many of males of this generation are self centered, draining, socially inept, and argumentative. Some of this behavior that has led me to this is they often cannot put basic reciprocal effort into a friendship let alone be friendly even when I have been nothing but kind and enthusiastic and polite. They dump complex issues onto you looking for attention because you are happy and enthusiastic to pursue a friendship. They are so fucking dense too and can't relate to you on many things. Forget women being drama-these males are so fucking argumentative and callous not to mention potentially dangerous people. Most of them want either a relationship/sex(which I have made it clear to them I don't want/they can tell I have no interest in them) or attention/you to be their therapist. I know there are good men, who I am friends with because they're not lizard-brained troglodytes. But the thing is you never know who you approach is going to either waste your time with this bullshit or be a good friend. I notice friendships with women are much more sincere, laid back and communication is so much easier and drama-free. And you will likely never have to worry about a woman trying to hurt you or secretly wanting to kill you for not being their perfect pick-me manic pixie dream girl. Does this belong in feels lol

Anonymous 306961

>>306956
Lock away their phones for a week or two and see how much everyone gets better


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Anonymous 306862[Reply]

What's your favourite planet nonas? Saturnfag here
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Anonymous 306887

>>306869
I love to imagine what life in Europas ocean could look like.

Anonymous 306889

I uh I like the Earth because I can live on it

Anonymous 306893

>>306889
u boring

Anonymous 306896

>>306862
Pluto because it has the same name as Mickey's dogge.

Anonymous 306959

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The secret one


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Anonymous 306878[Reply]

What's the best instant ramen?
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Anonymous 306914

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I eat way too much instant ramen, I think the best kind I've ever had was the dandan noodles from this Taiwanese brand called Mom's Dry Noodles but they were pretty expensive and I could only find them at the 99 Ranch Market. I also love Indomie because they're really good for the price, but the only problem is that they're small so I usually end up making 2 packs.
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>>306895
I actually had some carbonara buldak for breakfast! The yakisoba & tomato pasta ones are my favorites.
>>306906
I used to love eating shin ramyun but my spice tolerance is so high that they don't really taste that interesting to me anymore. They have a version called fiery spicy beef that's like 2x as spicy and I like eating that one though.

Anonymous 306944

I like mixing Chapaghetti and Shin Raymun and dropping a fried egg in that motherfucker. I wish meat would be cheap enough, but eggs are already difficult already.

Anonymous 306952

>>306878
Theyre all shit they have too many carbs. If I'm going to spend my carb points I order a nice deli sandwich
or lobster roll I aint spending those points on any damn noodles.

Im sure noodles from a nice restaurant that knows how to make them all jazzed up would be great but instant noodles are death

Anonymous 306954

>>306944
MMM YUM SULFUR EGG CON PORK SALT

Anonymous 306955

I ate cup tonkotsu for lunch
>>306952
carbs are perfectly legal if you eat it with fiber


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"Boy Moms" Anonymous 256176[Reply]

Are boy moms a thing? What do you think of them? I don't encounter them. Is it just another misogynist slur like "Karen"?
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Anonymous 305942

>>305933
They'd probably just be like "uh wtf?" then turn away and go back to drinking and abusing people.
>im so glad my mom is a gigantic misandrist and i have no brothers
Holy based

Anonymous 305974

>>256176
>teaching your offspring basic and competent human skills is a bad thing and should be critiqued
No. Raise your kids right, regardless if penis or vagina

Anonymous 305979

>>305974
There is no ethical way to properly raise a moid.

Anonymous 306938

>>305979
How is your relationship with your father?

Anonymous 306943

>>305979
If you properly raise a moid- it would be ethical no matter the methods needed.


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anyone from /brit/ wanna join goodintent.uk? Anonymous 306888[Reply]

pic unrelated

Anonymous 306931

>>306888
/brit/ will be back one day
dont worry


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