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I'd save my dead great grandmother and then apply for a position as a demon torturer at the Eternal Suffering In Hellfire Inc.

I have an extensive curriculum in emotionally torturing men so i'd hope to be accepted for the job hehe

I’d save my sister who’s Wiccan because her boyfriend and everyone else in my family (including my other sister) is Christian in one form or another. I’d hope any of my Christian friends would save me but I’d understand if they chose their family and to let me go where Shayna is

Save Jesus and he will save everyone.

I would rather let everyone suffer than allow them to live under false peace in a corrupt slave system that eternally separates their loved ones from them to be tortured.

Me and my family are all religious so pretty much we are all saved. I would choose my atheist co worker. Shes kind and helped us a lot, she is a hard worker, I wish I could bring her to heaven with us truly.

>>11642
U_U

Some of the questions are so difficult if you're autistic but extroverted. Like neither, people don't like me, but I also don't really wanna be myself and try hard to be accepted x)

>>11649
I find a lot of the answers in general are not mutually exclusive or opposing qualities, just two random things that don't even apply to me

Got EFU. Was kinda sceptical given that it's a personality test but I guess the first line is literally me kek
>>11650
Same

IFU Iu Fc Uu

Things have happened after spells or rituals for me sometimes. Unfortunately, it was almost never pretty. A large amount of spellwork is larp but it's not pointless: if you figure out a ritual/practice that actually does something, there's a high chance of it not being quite what you intended in a monkey's paw type situation that can even take lives. for that reason most of the rituals are meant as a form of safeguarding against negative effects, often by safeguarding against any effects whatsoever, but also by setting intentions and expectations so that if anything does happen, you are at least protected from it.

I started using an Ouija board the other day, I contacted a spirit who told me my family dog is going to outlive me by 100 years.

Once cast an audio sigil to protect something from breaking again. I think it’s been working. Could just be dumb luck though.

I've never had any luck despite constantly trying. Don't know if either Magick really is fake or if I'm just doing it wrong. Hell this doubt might be why it never works for me in the first place, but it's kinda hard to put all my faith in something that's never panned out before.
I've believed in Magick all my life, same with my sister and mother, but I just wish this stuff meant anything practical. My sister's no good either but doesn't let it bother her. My mother seems to have incredible wisdom beyond her years but never shares anything. I just feel frustrated with all this, why aren't I good enough? What am I doing wrong?

>>11618
maybe try praying instead

Tulpas aren't real.

Kek, what's your tulpa like and what do you mean by feeling strange, nona?

>>10390
>That being said I have a question. Are tulpas demons?
yes Tulpas are psychic entities which feed off the energy your brain is formed by, turn to God and banish it, ask politely first tho, maybe get a psychiatrist

>>10390
Whatever you feed into a tulpa is often whatever you get out of it. Though if it's doing something "evil" outside of what it was intended for, it may just be a reflection or manifestation of the subconscious. To some degree, all people are capable of horrible things and will find ways to "justify" it. Like nazis just "following orders" and "doing their job".

>>10391
Idk there’s lots of stories, this video by Hannah The Horrible gives a pretty good take on it all imo

Honestly I've considered doing it. The main way I can think of is slitting my wrists but I've heard that's pretty painful so I don't know if I would do that way. I think slitting your throat would be largely the same and falling from a high place or getting hit by a car has way too much time of you being aware you're gonna die for me to do it plus it's not guaranteed death. I wouldn't ingest anything because that would also likely be slow. Hanging isn't guaranteed death. Best way to do it would probably be to shoot myself but I don't have any access to firearms. Regardless I wouldn't go through with it unless stuff got really bad, like "the whole word is against me" bad. That and I'm scared of the afterlife and what happens after death and facing the idea of eternity

Two years ago, I tried to throw my life in the trash by locking myself in the restroom and taking (literally) 100 pills of Benadryl. I woke up in the hospital and lied to everyone saying it was an accident. I was sent home from college for a year, and the past couple years of my life have been getting worse since then.

I do not recommend trying to kill yourself. I instead recommend sterilization so no more children can be born in the first place. Getting your tubes tied isn't enough–ask for a full blown hysterectomy and burn your removed uterus.

Gun or high jump. No other way.

>>11586
Decapitation with an automatic chainsaw is a better way. Its prognosis is invariably fatal.

Please don't

OP here, I have lasting inability to move my fingertips but the antibiotics worked. It sure was scary, I was worried I would have to have my forearm amputated.

What country are these things in?

>>11597
idk but i've heard the only way to get there is to do a lot of meth

>>11598
Spider wasps are a real thing. But, I don't know how she got an infection from them.

>>11608
I think OP had dirt daubers in her gaming drawer. These are wasps that paralyze spiders to lay eggs in them.

>>10757
And this is what happened just this summer.
> decide I need to get out of this giant military town filled with intelligence agencies and private security companies on every corner
> husband agrees
> keep hearing about one particular city with a great punk scene
> my boss and therapist were both from there and made it sound like heaven
> husband and I visit and agree to move there,
> can transfer with my job and so can husband
> try finding apartment but keep getting rejected
> my credit score looks awful and was showing $40,000 in debt which was in no way accurate (I got it fixed)
> try apartment locators but they eventually quit calling my husband and me
> find tiny home for rent by owner through Airbnb
> is perfect and super cheap
> move in by husband needs to watch our niece while his sister is out of town for three weeks
> there's a few other tiny homes and RVs on the large property
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>>10460
>>10630
Update a creepy white van with tinted windows and no licence plate has been driving around my street with the driver looking directly at my house. Whoever's driving this vehicle has done this like 3 or 4 times in the past month.

So, this might interest you guys. I've never posted before, but I read this thread and I thought I might contribute my experiences. I've never been a TI, but I have met a handful of people who have invited me to participate in what is essentially gang stalking. Only one of them has been self aware about it though. It's never been a government employee or anything, though it's not unlikely that intelligence agencies use it as a tool. Rather, it's usually just really unhinged individuals or groups of individuals online. Weird friend circles on apps like Discord and Instagram, finding people they think are funny or "crazy" enough to justify monitoring, and doing it as a social activity or group. Most of them don't even realize it's technically stalking, and woe be upon anyone who ever suggests to them how insane and creepy it all is. I think the idea that it's the government harassing most of you schizos is, truthfully, very narcissistic. Nobody here is going to be the woman to overthrow her government or amount to much, odds are it's just a group of unhinged moids (and especially girlies) thinking you're funny to watch chimp out, or crazy enough to get a rise out of. Gang stalking certainly happens, it's a well documented phenomenon, but if you're worried about it, don't look to law enforcement or your government (unless you're a journalist or something, obviously). You should usually look at the online friend group you were ostracized by, or the girl who acts nervous whenever you catch her pointing her phone at you, or the moid watching all your social media stories that you don't interact with and that doesn't follow you. Keep yourselves in good health and informed, my favorite schizophrenics.

>>10758
I hope you’re doing okay

Here Nonas, this is a subliminal to make your enemies pay. Listen consistently. Hope everyone here thrives and succeeds in their goals. I love you

>>11588
I believe that drawn pornography or real life children is illegal in the USA. Federal law says that it does not have to be an identifiable person if it is a deepfake, and if it is drawn it becomes illegal if it beyond obviously portrays a real person.

Can we get the mods in this thread? I see lots of illegal sites.

>>11609
Like what?

>>11610
Saw a link to Motherless in this thread. It has incest videos and CSAM on it.

>>11615
It's a pretty infamous site

>>11616
Just go to the weird sites thread, it's a more SFW version of this one >>8858

>>11476
Supposedly they went downhill and started selling personal information.

>>11481
Can't say I'm surprised, they seemed to fall off. Almost every antivirus software has a built in site detector. You don't need the likes of wot anymore

http://www.insecam.org/ it's a site where you can watch live cameras from all across the world that don't have a password on them. most of them are just traffic cameras but it's still pretty scary

>>11554
yyyyyyy.info is an even weirder site. It is reasonably safe for work, and it is interesting too.

Ever been to Uncyclopedia? The humor there is rotton as a dead potato.

>>11460
Explain

>>11463
Someone in my family was asleep, I pulled my pants down and pressed my pussy against their foot. I didn't do anything else and I don't know why I did it and I feel bad for it, they were married too. I did shit like that a lot I used to finger myself while other people were in the same bed as me and I used to get naked when I was sleeping in the same bed as other people while they were fully clothed

When I was about 4 I spilled water on the kitchen floor. For some reason I refused to clean it up, I had a temper tantrum over something I don't quite remember. Next thing I remember my grandmother, who needed crutches to walk at the time, slipped on the water I spilt. She screamed. Next thing you know my uncle had driven to our home and took my grandma to the hospital, apparently her femur had shattered. It was replaced with a steel pipe. From then on she needed a walker or a wheelchair. When I was 6 and realized it was my fault I cried to my grandma one night and admitted it, she laughed and told me it was the maid's fault for not cleaning it up. I don't think she took me seriously.

>>11460
LMAO what's the situation

>>11568
It was already explained
>>11474