/nsfw/ - xxx

Update: I'm starting to remove the imagedump threads, so save what you want to keep.

Also, there is now a ban on all shotacon posting. Needless to say, the same thing goes for any lolicon imagery, though that hasn't been as much of an issue.

>>14569
>don't date fuckboys
>my bf fucked like 5 other women before me
You're contradicting yourself here lmao

>>14575
5 is pretty reasonable. If you take into account the fact that if he's good looking and charismatic, every part of society will nudge him into sleeping with as many women as possible.
If he's not a fuckboy he'll probably have 1-2 one night stands, realize that they're retarded and pointless and date like three other women before I pass him in the hallway and clumsily trip and drop my stack of papers that I was carrying, and while he generously helps me put them back together our hands touch and our eyes meet and then our souls become cosmically linked for all eternity.

>>14576
>5 is pretty reasonable
Sure, if you like being a cuck.

>>14577
Why going with virgins is a good idea? Go

>>14578
Would you rather have a brand new bottle of coke, or one that's been inside several vaginas?

How do I psyop my bf into using a penis pump and do stretching exercises?
I've done more research on it than I probably should have and from what I've seen it's legit, though rightfully meme-y.
I just want to change that one thing about him and then he'll be chef-kiss-tier perfect. 4 inches does not, for a young girl, a very fun time make.

>>14556
Maybe you dont't deserve a bf or to experience love ever in your life for having these corrporeal expectations?

>>14557
??
It's literally just this one tiny thing about him. Literally. I'm not about to throw away a guy that is otherwise perfect and knows how to make me astral project from eating me out.
Should I subtly hint at it? Or introduce it as a kink type thing?
I was also thinking of slowly withdrawing bjs in connection of bringing up the subject to pavlov him into doing it.
I'm open for suggestions.

>>14558
>>14556
I think Women like you are single-handedly responsible for millions of moids seething and coping about their dicks world-wide. I'd say it's based if it wasn't for the fact that all the big-dicked ones are already taken, so you're essentially just tainting the meat. Literally, and figuratively.
I don't wanna deal with a guy crying to me about
>"babe, am I big enough for you?"
>"How big is your ex?"
>"you can sleep with other men if you want, I don't mind"
I understand that some of you pervs are into that, but I want a guy that has a spine at the very least.

If no penis in vagina then still virgin
Basically
>being seen naked
>fondling
>blowjob
>titjob
>rimjob giving and receiving
>cunnilingus
>anal
Still a virgin by sexual law

>>14540
You are probably not interested in discussing stone butch sexual practices.
Let us then instead imagine a male.
He was anally penetrated by a group of other males, one after another, an entire football team's worth, early in junior high as a typical act of inter-male bullying. This is far more common irl than most other physical bullying scenarios, every '80s high school bullying cliche was just an abstract means of eliding the reality of constant nonconsentual sodomy that defines male puberty.
As he grows up he works on himself physically, mentally and morally to gain the level of self development needed to forcefully sodomize smaller and weaker males himself. By late high school after a strong growth spurt he has even entered the high school varsity basketball team, and also he plays on that same team. Wink wink, nudge nudge.
As prom approaches he tells his naive cheerleader girlfriend who has been over for family thanksgiving and given him valentines gifts for two years running that he is still a virgin and would be honored if she was his first.

Is he a liar?

>>14543
>Virginity is the state of a person who has never engaged in sexual intercourse; it is considered a social construct, not an objective term with an operational definition.
In this case apparently anything I wrote up there gets thrown out of the window and even the guy you described is not a virgin, but as virginity is a social construct, I guess the word "virgin" might become a bit pointless because there isn't a really objective quality to it, it becomes subjective unless you want to create a "standard" value kind of virgin in heterosexual contexts and another "standard" value kind of virgin in homosexual contexts
Anyway feel free to discuss stone butch sexual practices

>>14540
If you have had sex, you're not a virgin
Oral sex is sex
OP is not a virgin
>>14549
>virginity is a social construct
Literally the same logic as trannies claiming penises are a social construct.

>>14564
>if you have sex you're not a virgin
Ok now we are getting clear definitions: all sex counts

>>12978
i dont think so, i was gonna ask him if i could again but it looked like it really hurt him so i dont think he liked it as much as i did

What's wrong with you?

But why tho? and what made you like and would you do it again if you had the chance I wanna try it too.

>>12977
And then you will wonder why men hate you & people like you

>>14539
Mother nature gave moids balls so we could hit them. Besides, there are plenty of moids that like it.

>>14463
Neither of those anons,
But my boyfriend is small, lithe, and has a cute little round butt. He’s also very clean about himself, showers twice a day and cleans himself with water after using the bathroom. He’s hairy but clean enough that I dont think it makes him a biohazard like some guys kek.
Not sure I want to stick my tongue up there raw but I do love his ass and we both enjoy me playing with it.

i neeeed to be pinned down and dominated by a cute twink. like pushed down in missionary and fucked as hard as he possibly can. even better if he degrades me and makes me call him daddy, ughhhh

>>14544
I really don't get the daddy thing

Putting food inside of my anus.
(eggs and whipcream). I have no desire in consuming it after, that's gross and unhygenic.

But something about a man wanting to degrade me so hard by shoving eggs or whipped cream up there, m m mmm

i find the idea of femdoming a shota (gently, of course) is really hot. i guess it's mostly a 2d for me thing since irl 99.99% of moids that age are ugly, obnoxious little shits. but every once and a while i'll see a cute shy one and i want to eat him up >:3 obviously i would never do that in real life, it's just a fantasy

Back to .SWF files on 4chan in 2009 then

>>14551
I like my pussy eaten, he likes his dick sucked and we both like pleasuring one another. That's about it for me, I don't get a 'kick' out of the act itself.

I don't mind them but I don't find them particularly enticing, it's just a thing people do

>>14552
have you ever had a guy chimp out at you for not doing it?

>>14555
No, I haven't been with that many partners. That sounds vile though.

From my experience, I prefer oral over fingering. I don't know if my partners have just been bad at it but, it feels way better to be eaten out. So, if it's the same for some men I can understand the desire for a blowjob. That being said if they 'chimp out' then there is something seriously wrong with them. My partners have never done that when I refuse to give a blowjob for whatever reason.

>>14534
Samefag. I like scrolling through Twitter accounts run by women involved in that community. There's perversion to the fact that their obsessions aren't around OCs, but real people who committed horrible acts, and that turns me on and makes me feel guilty at the same time (though I guess some of them bastardize those men's personalities so much with their headcanons that they essentially become like OCs). I find the type of autistic, "cringy" woman who would make shit like Adam Lanza dress up games so charming, and I tend to fantasize about actually spending time with someone like that. I would listen to her opinions and get her off to her unhinged fantasies about him, eat her out while she scrolls through her timeline, read her poetry, look at her heavily idealized art, do the umpteenth deep dive of his internet presence with her at like 3 am, print her cupcakes with his face on them for her birthday, whatever. It's somehow even better if they don't hold the men in reverence or anything, just sexualize them and do things like edit bows onto their heads like they're dolls to play with and make kiss.

It feels like such a moid brained fantasy but I’m super turned on by incest. I wanna roleplay brother/sister stuff with my boyfriend so bad but I know he’d find it super creepy.

>>14545
Merry Christmas.

>>14545
Maybe tonight a Christmas miracle will happen.

>>11653
I like porn that does not involve inserting body parts or objects into somebody's shithole

>>13193
then hide the thread you drooling tard

>>12410
>>12411
>>12412
sauce?

I use fujochan from time to time but the shota content makes me really uncomfortable