will I make friends this year?

will my application be accepted?

will lolcor be back when i wake up

>>291658
Omg thank you n0nnie I love you forever!!

Sonic, will this new place be good?

Am I cursed?

>>291833
I just finished looking at the tumblrs and it's all 18-20 years olds and a tif (whose into bungou stray dogs of course) posting like edgelords and obsessing over the usual moid anime slop

>>291804
So you just want a male friend cuz you're gay?

>>291838
My fucking god. I wonder if they're new… it would explain the seemingly sudden pivot into utter dogshittery lolcow has gone through the last few months.

>>291838
>it's all 18-20 years olds
zoomers have no sense of opsec but i think a lot of them just don't care anymore

>>291786
It’s not the same.

>>290826
Once again, exposure and education only drives down support for troons

>>290826
I've always been a goldstar and I've deeply hated troons since 2013 solely due to the fact that a man can't ever become a woman. No need to get "exposed to moid bullshit", just simple logic. Maybe women should stop being retarded?

>>286907
link?

>>289687
It's extremely disappointing when women (especially lesbians) defend men. I literally do not get it. I've been harassed by men all my life and saying "I'm not into men/I'm a lesbian" somehow made it worse. I will never defend men. They think trannies and fags are somehow less predatory than straight men, but we all know that isn't true.

>>290754
I feel bad for any woman named Karen. I've seen women just existing online get called Karen. It's evolved into just another slang for calling a woman i dont like a 'bitch.' I hate anyone who uses the name Karen to insult anyone. It's uncreative.

>>291402
Agree with you. It has nothing to do with being a gold star. I honestly hate that term. Just dont be a pick me retard. Men have never hid their true selfs. Look at crime statistics. It's easy to see men invading women only spaces like clubs, bathrooms, gyms or worse: lesbian bars.

>>291174
You might be onto something there kek. Most of my exes are Hispanic with no balding in the family but they manage to get fat quite quickly.

Advice for a virgin? I'm in my mid twenties and never dated. I hate the idea of having to wake up to a man next to me and share my home with him and just have a moid always there that I'm expected to see all the time and make plans with. However lately I feel hornier than I have in the past. I feel like hookups have a high chance of disappointing me but I'd like to maybe get a fwb I like and can see every once in a while. I'm worried about not knowing what to do and sucking at sex though. Most people my age started being sexually active long ago so I feel like I'd have no excuse for being awkward or just bad.
I have no intention of getting into an actual relationship unless by some miracle I meet the perfect match for me.

>>290056
>tfw your husbando was exactly this
Feels good man.

>>291333
Eres latina nona? Nunca he salido con un latino o guero porque se gordan y ademas son muy machista. Los asiaticos se cuidan, quedan con su cabello, y tienen valores de familia. Ellos les gustan mujeres latina tambien. Pero todo es relativo. Fijate bien

>>291174
What race are you?

how and why did the decline start?

>>290806
Argentina has always had a very corrupt government. It doesn't matter to what political party they belong, none of them care about anything but their own money.

im so tired of living worse each year…

>>274872
keep seething we have 3 world cups and thats what matters

>>291705
And that's all you'll ever have

When will lolcow come back I can't stand this anymore

>>291743
weird request but tell me more symptoms of low self-esteem. I want to check myself and change if I have any

>>291692
Reminder her husbando canonly ages and ends up looking like this

>>291589
NTAYRT But I'm trying to lose a significant amount of weight so I get chocolate covered fruit and freeze it for my munchies/pre portion it so I don't end up overeating by accident.

lol

I don't know any past 151

>>291612
Well, that's kewl enough I guess.

lalala

rolling

From what I know monkeys are closest to humans in terms of genetics, specifically chimpanzees and bonobos, so one or both of them would probably evolve into some new species of human
>>285496
I agree with you, I think whales even have parts in their brains that humans don’t have and that could give them a major advantage if/when they evolve. Also yeah ant colonies are strangely advanced. They’re what I see the workforce going to one day if we manage to do some kind of robotics advantage, not a hive mind but definitely more efficient cooperation, if bugs evolve to a larger size they would probably rule the world

Monkeys again eventually

>>285496
octopuses or squids, squids are already speculated to replace us in the far far far far future.

Crows already can they pretend not to.
Dogs are also close, but they are a servant brained race.

Corvids. Ravens are insanely intelligent. They lack hands and thumbs but still make tools with their feet and beak. Dolphins and chimpanzees are very intelligent and share the same sadism humans have. Orangutans are much more peaceful, probably the most peaceful of the great apes. I'd say their emotional intelligence alone makes them more probable to become like humans than chimps. Elephants love very long lives and are incredibly intelligent as well, but are hindered by their large size and being quadrupeds, imo. Octopi are beyond intelligent, but as another anon stated they have short lifespans so they'd need to get over that. Rats are leagues now intelligent than dogs and their colony animals like humans, but not quite as intelligent as the other animals listed. House cats are too lazy to or they'd be gods.

So, Corvids or orangutans. That's my answer.

>>289332
*north macedonia

Homeland: Germany
Like: none tbh
Ok: England, Ireland, Scotland, Russia, Poland, Austria, Switzerland, Sweden, Finland, Norway, Iceland
Dislike: all the warm Mediterranean countries like Italy, Portugal, Greece, Spain etc. Don’t mean this in a racist way I’m just too autistic for the rather loud and extroverted cultures that come with them
Hate/Kill it with Fire: France

>>288630
They forgot Tasmania…

>>290895
Tas exclusion was intentional. It's New Zealand's problem now

Huh I wonder if I have a bias