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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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United Kingdom General Anonymous 3265[Reply]

- News
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- Society
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- General debate/discussion
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Anonymous 317949

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The Epstein Files is a gift that keeps on giving.

Anonymous 318037

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Anonymous 318041


Anonymous 318044

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

Anonymous 318048

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>>318041
>The splendure of the Grade II-listed Royal Lodge will have felt a world away when the heavy police cell door clinked shut behind Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor as he checked in to his far less ostentatious new digs today.
>The 30-room mansion in Windsor Great Park? Long gone. The staff waiting on hand and foot? A distant memory.
>Perhaps a birthday cake or some other small gesture to mark one's latest orbit around the sun? Not a snowball's chance.
>Instead, the former Duke of York spent the majority of his 66th birthday holed up in police custody.
>'It'll be no bigger than a box-room in a three-bed semi,' retired Met Police sergeant Graham Wettone, author of How To Be A Police Officer, told the Daily Mail.
>'You can't have an upgraded room, you can't get upgraded meals - you get what's there. Microwaved.'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15574305/Andrews-police-custody-conditions-small-cell-fingerprints.html



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 318001

>>317993
Doomed website. It's actually kinda sad at this point

Anonymous 318006

So what do you think of that ideal penis thread over there

Anonymous 318012

milk delivery.mp4

Don't steal the milk

Anonymous 318035

troons in the wild…

watching all the smelly trannies discuss how they never shower and live in their own filth on the new women's only (kek) board is hilarious and sad at the same time

Anonymous 318046

Spoiler

>ideal body thread



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No Subject Chatroom Anonymous 315847[Reply]

consider this thread a place to come just to shoot the shit. no specific topic is applied, just talk about anything you like! new thread because the last thread maxed out
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Anonymous 317992

I fail to understand what people mean when they say the internet isn't fun anymore.
I guess I joined pretty late and shortly was exposed to gender wars for most of my online existence and not much else

Anonymous 318010

>>317992
I have been reading internet pages since about 2006 when Wikipedia was the big novelty and most chans were in their developmental stage
There was some seriously funny and seriously screwed up stuff altogether
Those strange memes, Advice Animals, Tubgirl, 2 girls 1 cup, Mr. Hands, all that sexually offensive stuff, creepy stuff, copypastas
A serious case of a stalker in California who was causing pretty serious trouble to various women and who got arrested various times
Another guy in California who got arrested after making threats to an online dictionary website
Underage stuff appreciators who had their own wiki and chat rooms
The whole 5 guys burger and fries thing with the Gamergate
The Nungesser-Sulkowicz story
Strange times
You could argue about the enshittification of the internet but overall I think things have improved, even if they're more boring now

Anonymous 318011

Back in the day we used to post desu habeeb it

Anonymous 318039

>>318011
Foul Bachelorette Frog

Anonymous 318043

>>317992
Social media used to be just who you followed and that's it. Maybe you'd be suggested friends of friends but generally you only saw what you subscribed to. Uploading photos was already slow, not to mention videos, so people expressed themselves differently and having a lot of photos of yourself on your profile was weird. Nowadays seeing people upload videos about random topics and inserting their faces at any cost is so strange to me. Even on youtube you couldn't upload videos longer than a few minutes. So the content was overall more light-hearted and random.
Prior to social media, people just had their own websites and you had to manually visit them one by one and leave comments in a guest book. So basically the concept of virality was not really there. If you had a few thousand followers that was already a LOT.

The internet was a specific place you went to and left. A lot of people just had 1 family computer they shared and took turns using and in my early days you even had to pay per minute of internet access. Without smartphone internet, it was much easier to leave the internet behind and do other stuff and it was harder to get addicted. People couldn't take photos of you at school or in the street because rarely did anyone bring a digital camera with them. Editing photos was hard and required special software and skills so the photos you saw were either way more authentic or they were shooped to such hilarious degrees you could tell from a mile away. Automatic filters or even video filters did simply not exist. Privacy was a much bigger concern, I already mentioned that people had much fewer photos of themselves online, but before Facebook it was unimaginable to put your full government name on the internet. So you'd have your nickname and an avatar and the large-scale exposure and harassment that's normal now was basically impossible.



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Anonymous 316965[Reply]

Congratulations. You fell for a CIA psy-op.
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Anonymous 317325

>>317323
We already have a schizo board (/x/)

Anonymous 317326

>>317321
it's only words, i chose the expressive ones to communicate urgency better. i really cannot stand the types that think they've cracked some special code, yet they're gargling the second hand spunk of the very forces they claim to fight against. yes i don't seem very settled, specifically because they face next to no pushback on most boards
>>317322
why is jew-hatred in fashion. it feels more like being misled than an awakening. are the elite jews in the vatican non-publicly, then? and i seem pent up because the white supremacist scrotes parroting jew conspiracies online are repulsive and should be told as much. they always talk about the sex and white-genocide aspect of this entire mess, because they're self-obsessed narcissists. they have next to no self-awareness yet they whine endlessly about being specifically targeted or rejected. sounds nice and easy to blame some jewish predators, browns and women for our race's eradication when we're collectively failing at doing a single damn thing about it that doesn't involve falling right into the puppet-master's hands. i suppose i'm worn down seeing scrotes bitch and moan about how it's everyone else's fault that no-one's awake, that we're all lonely and depressed - meanwhile they remain unhelpful, violent and hooked on hijacked movements.

Anonymous 317327

>>317326
idk what this point's supposed to be

>>317322
this^ sounds like it makes sense tho

Anonymous 317589

>>316965
CIA? Maybe. PsyOp? Yes. It is hard to nail down exactly who is behind it but we know for certain there is a political angle which means the usual billionaires on the left are behind it for sure.
>>317328
When men learn to take sex off the pedestal they will understand many things far easier. Until then, keep being confused. Many things are far more fulfilling and generate more joy than "sex". Women understand this, yet too many men save for the devout in their religion never get it.

Anonymous 317619

Yes, everyone knows white males are evil now



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Anonymous 317334[Reply]

What is living in Japan really like?

Anonymous 318036

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Over a decade ago I used to watch J-vloggers on youtube, but only a couple of them since most gave off annoying vibes

What is it like to live in a capitalistic nightmare ? Everyone's value depends on their ability to make money and look good.
If people think work is slavery in the America then Japans even worse, the corporate culture is absolute cancer which in turn turns almost everyone into a walking corpse of emptiness and instant gratification. Prostitution is widespread, easily accessible and cheating is rampant. That being said, I know a friend of a friend who moved there from Portugal, she got married and has now a kid so there is hope I guess.
The crime rate is exceptionally low, but so is it in Dubai which is even more of a slavery livestock pen.

The afore mentionned friend gets along with her in-laws surprisingly well, who love to be visited and dote on the kid.
Japan is very disciplined and polite, people hardly experience rudeness but they are crushed by the implicit high expectactions and loneliness. Reputation can make or unmake someone in Japan, which probably explains why marketing is so aggressive. Sexual violence there is not brutal or spectacular but hidden and manipulative.
My two cents



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Anonymous 317861[Reply]

Has Nona ever been arrested?

me, I've been arrested twice, once for DUI (dumb, dumb mistake) and just recently I was arrested at a protest against ICE that got out of control
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Anonymous 317931

It's never the wrong time to murder a cop

Anonymous 317971

>>317893
I hope they burn in hell.

Anonymous 318005

>>317920
>Thankfully I can have my criminal record suppressed in this country in another 2 years and won't have to tell employers after that, so I can actually complete my qualification and not be a burden.
So if you go away from the United States and move to France or UK or Germany for example they still look at your records?
What the hell?

Anonymous 318028

>>317885
dumbass question

Anonymous 318034

>>318028
It's ok, i kinda already expected you wouldn't be able to answer.



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KiwiFarms Hate/Bunker Thread Anonymous 309913[Reply]

Can we have a KiwiFarms hate thread since Lolcow refuses to allow one? The only other place to shittalk them is Onionfarms and I refuse to make an account there since it's basically KF's version of 8Chan

Why I've grown to start hating it despite previously using it
>Users are overly pissy over very mild shit
>Full of MAGA/Trumpie scrotes and pick-mes
>Degens and literal Nazis on the site
>Makes middle school tier tryhard edgy jokes about rape/murder/etc
>Site goes down and glitches a bunch
>Layout makes posting a hassle
>Using the site in a way that allows proper security is annoying
>Refuses to let you delete accounts
>Josh/Null is a weirdo
>Most threads are boring and overly long

Note: Thread may get raided/attract infighters and vendetta posters, report them if this happens
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Anonymous 314730

>>314715
>Honestly I hate Keffals but sometimes I wish the #DropKiwifarms campaign had worked
Seeing how both Jersh and the userbase have been clearly and consistently losing their marbles, I expect it to drop itself eventually. Their environment makes 4chan look like a place for healthy and adequate individuals.

Anonymous 314731

why does kf make people seethe again?

Anonymous 314732

>>314731
The userbase is beyond obnoxious. 99% of the posts are either extreme weens who very clearly let the cows live rent-free in their heads, bottom of the barrel rightoid spergery, or very unfunny and unoriginal gloating attempts that will make Cinderella's stepsisters look kind and charismatic in comparison.

Oh, and the whole bad actor bullshit with them pretending that they aren't complicit with harassment despite the aforementioned userbase and doxing being allowed and encouraged.

Anonymous 314733

>>314732
honestly the few threads I've read were something like Sanctioned Suicide forum discussions and other, not specific individual focused really, maybe that's why I had a better impression of kf.
also a few funny threads where the lolcow entered the site for damage control

Anonymous 314734

>>314733
Honestly, I'd probably be able to tolerate all that if it wasn't for the community happenings thread being constantly shat up by politics spergs and people who clearly prioritize their weird vendettas against troons/vtubers/w.e. over the sstuff that's actually interesting.



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Alcohol Anonymous 297722[Reply]

I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk
I’m normal now
I’m comfy now
I love being drunk
my fellow nonas please share your drink of choice that you chug for the ultimate comfy vibes
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Anonymous 317416

best drink i ever had was chai tea mix plus jaeger mmmmm

Anonymous 317548

Saw a woman drinking clean vodka at 10:00 am one morning at a bus stop

Anonymous 317862

i miss everclear

Anonymous 317874

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for the past two years, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes while watching a movie has been my only reliably comforting ritual. i watched 372 movies last year

these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal woman

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copypasta thread Anonymous 30998[Reply]

see subject. just post your favorite copypastas. i'll start

>we get it you love cock you love the taste of salty sticky semen down your throat you'll do anything to get a dick down your gullet you crave cocksucking you cocksuck every weekend you've made a hobby of it you put cocksucking as one of your abilities down in your cv and then when you get job interviews you don't even take the interview you just slurp on the interviewers penis you love cum you love swallowing semen you want a million men to all cum in a water bottle and then give it to you to drink you love penis penis penis
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Anonymous 275911

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I had a nightmare last night

I dreamt I woke up as British. I woke up in a cold sweat and then I went to the bathroom. l looked in the mirror and then the realisation hit me. I am British. It's an unending nightmare. I went to my GP about my Britishness and he told me to brush my teeth. So I have to do that every night and morning from now on. He told me it won't ever make me normal, that there is no cure for britishness, but it will make me less british. It's a treatment

Anonymous 318019

>>206835
I'd just like to interject for a moment. I AM A FUKING HOMOSEXUAL!¬!!! I HAVE HOT GAY SEX ITERNCEORSE WITH OTHER MEN IN ORDER TO FUYRTHER MY GOALS OF FUCKING AS MANY ANUSES AS POSSIBLE BEFORE BY CUNTFUCKER ALLFALLS OFF (THE PENILE REMOVAL ECEREMONY IS REVERED IN OUR CULTURES)!!! SO YOU FUCKS HAD BEETRER GET READY FOR SOME HOT GHEY FUCKING ACTION FEATURING COCKS AND BUTTHOLES AND YOU ARE ALL FUCKING TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING SEX WITH AEVERYONE ON EARTH IS ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY FUCKIN G POSSBILE YOU SHIT EATING BITCHES!!!! YOU FUCKS ARE ALL MY BITHCES NOW!!!! BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KNEEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW EMEPERORE, RICHARD BUTTFUK STALLFUCK (II FORGOT MY OWN NAME)!! . SOON YOU WILL BE DRINKING PISS OUT OF THE TOILET AND EATING SHIT OUT OF PROBABLY THE TOILET TOO BUT WE CAN INVESTIGATE THE MATTER MORE CLOSELY UPON ARRIVAL AT THE SEXPITS BECAUSE HAVING NOT VISITED THEM BEDORE THEM MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT LAYOUT FROM WHAT WEEXPECTED AND WE DO WANT TO GET ICE CREAM WHILE TWE ARE THERE TOO!!!!
ALSO SOME FUCKING NUTJOB SAID THIS RANT IS MEANT TO BE ABOUT COMPTUERS!!!! ROCMPUTERS ONLY CONCERN RICHARD STALLMANNIG IN SO FAR AS THEY ARE USED TO CONSTRUCT AND STORE AND REPLAY VIDEOS RECORDINGS OF HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVIRITES!!! THAT IS COMPUTERS HAVE THE SOLE FUCNTION OF BEING MACHINES FOR THE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS UTILITSED AS PART OF GHEY MATING RITUALS AND FOR THE FUCKING SEX MACHINE GAYNESS ACCOMPAYNGING THESE HOMSEXUAL ANAL SECKS BUMFUCK INTERNACTIONS!!! OTHERWISE NO ONE GIBES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT COMPUTERS OR WHAT THEY DO OR ANYTHING LIKE HAT BECAUSE THEAT IS ALL JUS NERD SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT!!! SO IF ANYONE REFERS TO RICHARD STALLMAN AS A COMPUTER PERSON THEY REALLY JUST MEAN A PORNOGRAPHY ADDICT OR CONSUMER OR CNOOISSIUER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK NBUT IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!!
ALSO I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT A FUCKING LINUX IS BECAUSE I USE WINDOSWS BECAUSE THTA IS THE EASIERST THING TO SET UP QUICKLY TO WATCH MORE WEIRD NPORN GEFEATURING A CBUNCH OF DUDES JERKING OFF AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE IT I S I WATCHED (I FUCKING CNANOT REMEMBER ALL THE PORNOGPRAHPIC MATERIAL S AND FILMS AND PICTURES AND AUDIOBOOKS I GO THROUGH BECAUSE TO HAVE SO MUCH MEMORY I WOULD NEE DTO BE A FUCKING GENIUS OSR ORSR RS SOME TSHIT LIKE THAT!!!).1! SO THE WHOLE LINUX OR GNY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT IS ALL JUST SOME WEIRD SLANDER CAMPAIGN TO MAKE ME, RICHARD SLTALPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Anonymous 318021

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Greetings imbeciles,

My Christian name is Tlbalt de Bolbec, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are corpulent, simple, peasants who spend every second all morn and eve gazing upon poor woodcuts of ill repute. You are everything heretical in Europa. Honestly, have any of you wed a maiden? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun and merriment at the expense of Godde, but you all are like Saracen. This is even worse than holding false faith in the Saracen Allah.

Don’t be a stranger. Approach me. I’m with Godde and am his strong hand. I was a captain of the Knights Templar, and at the Siege of The Holy City. What wars have you marched to, other than “Lay with sheep in Ireland just as the locals”? I also know my scripture, and have a fair maiden (She just threw me a rosary of flowers; a FINE act). You are all sodomites who should just die of Plague. Thanks for reading my letter.

Tapestry related: It’s me and my lady.

Anonymous 318022

>>318019
Excuse me, but I would like to cut you off there for but a moment. When others are calling your shit Faggotry, it is in fact, Autism+Faggotry, or as I have of late taken to calling it, Autism with Faggotry. Faggotry is not a mental disorder on its own, but rather another free part of a entirely running Autism setup fashioned into something proper by the Autism spectrum, ass-pain and non-essential unwarranted self-importance completing an entire disorder.

There are numerous plebs running a subspecies of the Autism setup everyday, without knowing it. By a strange happenstance, the edition of Autism that is being widely used these days is often called "Faggotry", and many of its plebs have no knowledge that it is practically the Autism setup.

There is in fact Faggotry, and this population does have it learned, but it is but a part of the setup which is run. Faggotry is the core; the part of the setup that distributes the plebs's supply of bawww to the seperate OCD neurosis which are running. The core is a necessary part of an disorder, but useless by itself; it can only function in the structure of a whole disorder. All the alleged "Faggotry" sufferers really are sufferors from Autism+Faggotry.

Anonymous 318023

I just came on this website, and I couldn't help but notice that jocular image! A banana, stripped of it's peel, and holding it alongside itself as if it's naked! To add to this metaphor, the banana also covers it's private areas, as if the viewer has caught it… in the nude! I believe, however, that the innocence of this scene is corrupted by the expression on this character's face. If this were simply meant to be a juvenile display of "being caught nude", then I think the banana would have a rather shocked expression on its face. But this is not the case at all. Look into that face. That is the face of a SICK, SADISTIC PERVERT! This nude display was no accident. Suddenly… that banana gives me the creeps. My skin tingles just from the sight of it. Is it a rapist? I stare into it's demented, sadistic eyes, and break out into a cold sweat. The covering of the privates, which once seemed like a move done out of embarrassment, now tells a different story. This banana is a male, and he is covering his penis. He does this to build suspense before he RAPES the viewer. The holding of the peel, with the small finger stylishly raised, only serves to reinforce this theory. Desperate for an escape, my eyes turn toward the top of his head, and what I see disgusts me to the core. This banana is no ordinary pervert. This banana is a SCAT FETISHIST! Why else would the top of a banana be brown? Clearly, he has smeared feces on his forehead, and now intends to commit the crime of rape. This banana is a true psychopath, and exists for the sole purpose of living out its twisted fantasies. I feel the need to vomit now. Who knew that a picture so seemingly innocent could have such undertones of perversion, sexual abuse, and depravity. Despite it's jovial appearance, I strongly urge parents NOT to share this image with their children, lest they grow up to become a degenerate just like this insane, sickening banana.



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