That's probably the worse thing I've seen in my time on the fem-net. Females calling other people "normies" hocky pocky. Nuts. OR implying that "oh all these new girls are from tiktok and instagram and they're ruining our culture!"

"You know, you could just GO BACK to the male side of the internet."
No. Not until Amy swallows every load she's overdue for.

I just realised how perfect that is, because in Barney's film he's talking about himself to at a girl scout meeting.

I'm so sick of seeing new videos made hating on people. The neo-Brittany Venti types of people who just think that's what life is about let's HATE THIS PERSON RAAAA! That's what lolcow.farm is mainly about isn't it, "hahaha! Laugh at these people I hope they die they deserve their life to be ruined! the rise and fall!" Very bad idea.
But I don't have to watch that stuff!
There's actually good things that people make to you know. Just not a lot. Maybe I should just play chess all day for the next month. I would if I could play with Stocking and talk to her at the same time and she'd be my best friend and make me food.
Charlie Hopkins is wasting his time, he needs to make videos for Return of the King! Complete it.
Life is just about trying to survive the satanic evil society trying to kill you until summer comes and you can go live outside far from it. Need to try to get further south.

I talked to a female yesterday on discord and she was a handmaiden and the problem of course is that they are more like pets than people, which is what I want, but virtually you can't do very much, you have to lead them. Females mostly need to be lead they're not going to do anything, just say "aaawww" "Yes I love you" and stuff, when it's a handmaiden, but anyways I don't think I can do much more with her she helped me last night.

I promised to talk about the girl on witchan who wants to be a boy, so here it is.
In preparation of her transition, I want to welcome her into the superior sex. Just like men who take estrogen begin to lose their inner monologue, you will find as you take testosterone a sense of heightened intellectual awareness. You'll no longer operation on instincts but actually THINK about things. Here's a list of things you'll need to prepare for:

1. You will finally be able to do pushups.
2. You won't get periods!
3. You can technically do whatever you want to the opposite sex.
4. You can pee standing up.

So I hope all this helps with her issues.

I hope peeing standing up helps her with her depression and life issues and everything. Probably it will.

When I was young I also went through a time of wanting to be a female. My issues would have been solved if I was a bleeding hole with lower brain activity. Can only imagine.

Man, I wish I saved the script or whatever I made for that one imageboard css layout whatever. years ago I made THE best looking imageboard. Someone on zzzchan still had a screenshot of it. It was so funny because I was just posting as a Japanese person who– anyways I'm not going to explain the whole joke but it was funny I assure you.

At the time 8chan.moe was removed from the webring, "reee 8chanu mustu kneelu! Then shall have privilege of mighty webringu! ʕ • ω • ʔ"

Here's my post, I hope misandrists read it and see that I'm human too!

I never thought I'd be as big a loser as I am. Or perhaps what's shocking is how everyone else moved on. There was a short window of time when discord came out and everyone from 4chan tried to make internet friends, and I met so many people and it was a lot of fun, but it only lasted half a year before it fizzled out. I've come across just a handful of those people from 10 years ago, they all have wives/kids/careers or at least friends and girlfriends.
Our group was about being a male otaku virgin netizen!
Why am I still one at 30, and no one else is. I don't even try to be, I got rid of home internet! Why is everyone at church normal and I'm like a psychopath. Pastor was explaining how he met his wife and he saw her and he went to talk to her, he was interested, and in time learned she was interested, and there was this mutual bond that came about and so on, and I'm just thinking, "What?… that sounds horrible." But that's what people like and how things work.
And I've begun maxing out my credit card, in a few weeks I leave society probably for the last time, probably to die, and I just don't quite get why I couldn't be apart of it.
I only have to pay $250 for my rent, and I get free food from the food bank. Yet I still can't be here. People are destined for different things. I don't care about women, I'd only want one basically to torture and enslave to do my laundry and cook. I really wanted friends, quite a lot I really wanted friends and to do things with them. And if I had that I would gladly stay in society and work and make money and have home internet and talk to them at home and play things with them.
I do remember at some point I tried for a short while to be like other people. And I would join a discord server and say "hi" and I would post the way they wanted me to. I guess that didn't work or I couldn't keep that up. I play violin so I used meetup.com to try and play with some other people one time. It just doesn't work. But I tried a lot really hard, I was very interested it consumed much of my life trying to make friends and eventually I started travelling across Canada alone and realised when you're in nature most everything is cured.
And I always go through long periods where I don't care that I'm alone, I just went through one of those periods up until two weeks ago when I decided to post here. So I know that will eventually come Post too long. Click here to view the full text.

There's a female on this board who posts Family Guy sometimes. And to extend the olive branch, I will also.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlsFgDjyePc

Actually, I just was thinking about this song. Really should try this. IT WAS SOOO FRICKIN' GOOD!
I was listening also to Simpsons again since that other post.
There's a female sitting at the same table as me right now, and she's being awful.

I've been hanging out on the female side of the internet for two weeks now. I basically am a woman at this point. Just as stupid and lame and hateful and nothing going on inside my head and that's not sexists just true.
"Aaah but you think that about every part of society."
Oooh, that's right. Yessss.

"Comfy happy" forced positivity is one of the things I've noticed quite a lot in my time now on the female space.
Which makes sense it's a social thing. But, just cancer because it doesn't mean anything, it's all fake. Women have very shallow emotions and fee– aaah see, I'm not saying anything mean today.

If I was in charge of society I'd fix things, so there's actual love not this obligatory social confirmation crap. It's not just in online female spaces, it's all over. People are nasty and filled with hate and wickedness, real hatred and vileness to anyone they find too difficult because it's all about them and their worship of society, not about persons, about humans.

The best, and this is again something you see everyone, especially online, where people will fake being interested in one another and fake being nice to each other to "prove" how much they worship society and hate humanity, all the while thinking they are showing how "nice" and "friendly" they are. You aren't nice or friendly or any good, you're full of hate and only like your little in-group.

But I posted a lot about this already on zzzchan a few days ago. Which, I still don't want to blog there, you know– well I won't bother getting into why. Every inmageboard is so bad it's kind of alien, and it's because it's bad to people like me, humans, but to social worshipers it's just normal. They LOVE, understand this, they actually like imageboards and discord servers, the way they are. They think they're good.

Going to the gym, basically. Lifting weights does wonders for my butt and my mental health.

Slept pretty much till 6 pm today and got no shit done at all. Didn’t get my water jugs filled, didn’t eat anything, didn’t study, didn’t work on my projects…

There will be an interesting lecture relevant to me at the Higher School of Economics, I filled out a request to let me in there so I could listen to it. No reply yet, though.

AI state propaganda is so kino

I remember when I was like 10 I just started learning History in class, my friend told me she was studying Finnish and I thought “Studying an ancient middle eastern language is pretty unusual”

>>320560
I'm really happy for you, nona. What's your workout? Gym really does wonders for mental health, I wish I had time to go back to.

>>320629
PLEASE WHO WILL THINK OF ALL THE VIRGIN INCEL MOIDS

Umm wtf you guys can't be doing this on crystal cafe. Madam janny? Show these guys what's up

>>320631
What kind of crappy anime are you posting in the images? It looks like one of those awful things that Twitter and Reddit users like, such as Hasbin Hotel or some other crap like that. Use other photos; this is something only smelly people would do.

Great thread everyone

>>320724
I'll assume you're joking. OR is this just what the kids are on about now? Thank you for your time.

i made baked beans and rice the other day, wouldnt recommend if youre super hungry since it takes an hour to bake but the prep is super easy since it’s just pantry stuff.
i used this recipe https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/279361/the-best-baked-rice-and-beans/ but warning i’d use 2 cups of rice and 4 cups of broth instead because my rice came out very dry the first time. i also subbed chicken broth for veggie since i’m vegetarian

Try a veggie wrap or spaghetti squash. I mostly eat a salad with raisins and a chopped chicken strip on top.

Recommend me a recipe for simple and delicious pasta salad.

Will be making inauthentic quesadillas tonight YEAAH

>>320718
Not bad… just need to fry the whole thing in a tortilla a bit
I kinda expected to make only 3 but had enough meat and veggies for 6

I assume she has just started college too, and this might be an overly generous reading of her behavior, but I wonder if she's not overcompensating by being far, far too confident. It might be worth mentioning this to her. Even if she takes it badly, it doesn't sound like you're going to be friends for long.

I definitely remember doing something like this when I was younger and more insecure. For the record I never told anyone I would fuck their boyfriend or called them retarded for speaking a second langauge. However, I definitely tried a bit too hard to be funny and got the look a few times from people who didn't appreciate it.

Say nothing, just ghost her gradually, simply fade away. Alerting her would only cause her to preemptively use all the information she has on you to bad-mouth you and turn your friends against you. She'll do that later anyway once she'll realize what is going on, but by then the information she has on you will be older and won't do so much damage.

>>318217
she sounds based af tbh

wtf is that picrel

What the hell is your threadpic jesus, this really is a tranny haven now.

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

>>320408
They got the police to protect pedo rappists but freedom is a low price to pay to be sure that kids don't see porn.
This is about nothing but power.

>>320455
I wouldn't mind so much if we actually got, ya know, security rather than constant crime and jeets everywhere

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

>>320719
s-shut up! im thinking what brand of cereals to buy.. dont say things in mean way it hurty my poor fee fees…. oh SHI mouse PI is coming out that game looks RAD