this reminds me of this satire YouTube video about this guy slaughtering his family over family guy.

>>323480
Oh my god there's another one of these now
of course he also has an ongezellig pfp on tiktok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixbPFDQWlts

For me, it is great ape true crime.

people leave me strange messages that upset me that i only half understand and never fully know for sure who is sending what.

Yes I was posted on /cgl/, no they did not like my outfit. I was 19-20 but whatever

Ive been caught complaining about my friends online. It was like my second time running a dnd game, and they would either murder hobo or want to build a potato farm because they complained that the dungeon was too challenging. I asked for advice on reddit and though i didn't name names one of them saw it about a hour after i posted.
I was ousted as a dm, basically everyone said they didn't want to play with me as a dm ever again.
I was guilted into feeling bad and buying the group food, even though I don't think i did anything wrong.

Yep, some shallow bitch who posts on lolcow and is lowkey a cow herself.

Not me but some psychopathic nona has been obsessed with my friend for years and spams her on LC. She’s desperate to turn my friend into a cow despite herself being 3 times the cow.
But it makes me anxious. My friend is the kindest person I’ve ever met. How did she get such an obsessive alogger? I’m scared it will happen to me too.

lul agree, doing the captains over and over again is actually starting to get tiring and it seems to expire too fast. I appreciate how on CC we can just post without having to jump through hoops

and all the fetish spam on some of the boards is getting on my nerves. But I've been lurking /mlp/ kinda since bronytards seem autistic and unchanging which is nice doe

>>318745
captchas*
excuse my dyslexia

Blame indians.
If it weren't for them we wouldn't even need capchas

>>333629
If you feel like blaming anyone for the posting timers you can blame me after I took part in that one raid on /his/ or /s4s/ 4 years ago. They added those right after kek.
I am not Indian however.

>>333109
Lolcow does that for YHH too, I guess after the PULL beef they got too scared of contributing to the deaths of more sites

>>333109
Wow then I clearly need to get on here and spam satanic anouncements

>>332882
TIM, only men can be this obnoxious and retarded

The fact that she actively infights with her own users is funny. All for free speech until it's used to make fun of you I guess

>>333626
Great logic. I guess her denomination of Christianity would allow gooning right in the church if it wasn’t against public indecency laws or whatever.

Well, yeah?
Pre pubescent girls are generally seen as cute
Post pubescent girls are seen a beautiful.

>>333602
meanwhile scrotes start crying when a blade of grass touches their balls

miss when personalityfags were fun and interesting and not getting doxed left and right

They're going on about BJChan again in the tumblr hate thread and attracted some weirdo describing women with incel language also they're weirdly sympathetic about blackpillers in /meta/ lately

>>333624
i don't recall anyone being weirdly sympathetic except the one nona that dislikes the baby threads more than the BP threads, but that's it. also the "weirdo" that's on lolcor was just on here a few hours ago posting bloodied period pads. unsure if this is a new mentally ill moid or one of the notorious ones, but his typing style is obvious and he's ban evading

>>333625
It was probably just one anon being sympathetic about blackpillers because the posts about how the BP threads shouldn't have been closed got deleted when the blackpill schizo got perma'd

Here's some street safety related books!

The Gift of Fear — Gavin de Becker
Safe Women: A Complete Guide to Personal Security — Gavin de Becker

The Little Black Book of Violence — Lawrence A. Kane & Kris Wilder

The Confidence Gap — Russ Harris

Americans scream that you cannot possibly have a society without high taxes, but why could the USA have a civilization and low taxes in 1920?

Americans say that you cannot have morals without tyranny, but why could the US have morality and freedom in 1950?

When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.

>>324911
i dont want to touch that

>>329664
high-trust societies can afford a great many luxuries

Work in a deli. I fucking hate it but at least I fit in with middle aged lunch lady types, I guess

>>333185
what kind of engineer? i work in [stressful career] and i feel like ill get burnt out well before my working years are over. id consider going back to school for a job that doesn't involve constant human interaction, but for debt reasons i cant until im 40. software engineering is probably totally unrealistic given how bad the job market is for far more competitive people. the other kinds of engineering though sound more achievable. i dont love math, but i could enjoy anything where i make the same amount of money as i do currently and dont have to deal with what i deal with now eg being called a bitch, told to kms, threatened with legal action, sexually inappropriate behavior, etc etc

im a doctor, its fine.

You guys have jobs?

>>333196
electrical engineer. obviously math is important in engineering school. once you get out of school, it is important as a foundation to know what your programs are doing mathematically, but I rarely have to hand calculate anything.

as far as abuse, I work with a lot of blue collar types and good ol boys. I guess they know not to harass the couple of women that visit their plant, since that has never happened to me. I'm also not traditionally pretty, so maybe that's helps

I've been arrested so many times for traffictickets I didnt pay, so I ended up getting a warrant. Instead of paying them I opted to sit in jail for two weeks. I think this has happend to me 3 times. Particularly when I was in high school and college. And then one time I threw a padded wallet at somebody and they vengefully called the cops. I got an assault charge for throwing a damn plush wallet and 2 weeks in jail instead of paying off the fine. They didn't press charges. Unfucking-believable though. Jail is annoying but a lot of the people I met there were in for 20 years carrying around 4 grams of meth/pot/whatever. I donno I feel blessed to not have those problems. But fucking traffic tickets? I was seriously negligent about having a car back in the day, I wouldn't always update my stickers/ get inspections, and i would speed. (But I was going the same speed as everyone else i swear!… unfucking-believable)

>>332039
Oh yeah I'm in Texas too btw! And the jail DID have air-conditioning.

Not arrested but I had my apartment searched and was questioned.

>be out of town staying with my fresh moid
>get a call
>hello anon your apartment was searched you should get home asap
>???
>hadn't done anything wrong, super confused
>they took all my devices, computer etc
>computer has an embarrassing CD in the drive but I'm not thinking about that at the moment
>I get summoned to the police station
>they accuse me of credit card fraud
>I wasn't even home at the time it supposedly happened and prove my absence
>most charges get dropped but I still have to pay a fine and I'm too confused and exhausted to contest it
>don't get my computer back for years
>later realise my useless scrote had framed me for the credit card fraud to ??? recover some of the money he spent on me ??? and to encourage me to separate from my life in my city and move in with him
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>>332053
Kek something similar happened to me last year. Except the cops broke in because they tried tracking down some criminal (allegedly) who lived in my apartment complex and miscalculated the coordinates.

No, but I have been questioned a couple times. It’s second nature to respond appropriately.