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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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How's It Movin', Nonas? Anonymous 317879[Reply]

What are some things you've been enjoying, or just generally doing lately?
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Anonymous 320577

AI state propaganda is so kino

Anonymous 320721

I remember when I was like 10 I just started learning History in class, my friend told me she was studying Finnish and I thought “Studying an ancient middle eastern language is pretty unusual”

Anonymous 320732

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>>320560
I'm really happy for you, nona. What's your workout? Gym really does wonders for mental health, I wish I had time to go back to.

Anonymous 320799

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Locked out of my password manager because my laptop is in service right now. Feel kinda like an idiot for not backing it up more often.
Not sure how I should go about making it accessible from mobile, too. Maybe there’s a keepass version for mobile and I could just keep it up to date manually. It’s such a bother.

Anonymous 320875

>how many kids do you have?
>15
>do you work?
>nо
>then how can you afford them?
>my wife works

So this is the power of the trad society…
Actually it isn’t just an Orthodox Jew thing. People pretend women didn’t work in trad societies, but they did. Just without the rights. I remember reading about someone’s visit to Chechnya and they said there were many men just sitting outside on their porches while their women worked.



Anonymous 320871[Reply]

Rikkafag visiting cc (the most misandrist site in America) colorized documentary


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Anonymous 318754[Reply]

Do you have any dumbass hypotheticals you like to think about

I know some rich people have huge ass properties and sometimes a lot of them. There's no way they're all perfectly surveiled all the time… So what if you managed to get into one of these and just squat. They're probably always more or less stocked, utilities paid for, and also you get some fun stealth playtime whenever the owners come over.

Or maybe one of those fallout shelters rich people supposedly have.
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Anonymous 318872

>>318867
Our ancestors had to tolerate horrible smells and diseases for millenia. It's time to return to tradition.

Anonymous 318994

>>318872
Starting from man swamp ass?

Anonymous 319105

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If there's an apocalypse and most people die you have the opportunity to influence the culture by just completely making shit up. So there's something to look forward to after WW3.

Anonymous 319107

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>>319105
no one's gonna believe your 23874628736487139th lie you worthless trash moid parasite

Anonymous 320870

NEW housing option DROPPЕD



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Imageboard General Anonymous 306970[Reply]

This is a general thread for imageboard discussion.

What other imageboards do you use? What is your favorite imageboard? And what imageboards did you used to use?
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>>320668
well you don't have to be lonely anymore with gay crimes! long as you aren't ugly!

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>>320696
nanana nanana ree ree ree ree unts unts unts unts

Anonymous 320699

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>>320696
Not a proportionate response to seeing le gays spammed in your threads scrote

it just shows how out of control you are :o

Anonymous 320867

someone should create redditchan with hecking updoots and gold awards!

Anonymous 320868

>>320867
I remember s4s was like this
Also, ylilauta unironically has ylilauta gold and uptääs



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Anonymous 320807[Reply]

How do you get over body dysmorphia?

>Not feeling pretty enough

>Always feeling too thin or too fat
>Feeling invisible around men
>Trying not to say that looks are everything
>Comparing myself
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Anonymous 320862

>>320861
I thought you were the facts guy? The information guy? And yet, denial is strong in this one. So much for being the rational gender. How close it is in frequency or not doesn’t matter. The phenomenon exist and that’s a fact.

Anonymous 320863

Oh noo, my penis is so short, why do people keep lying that size doesn’t matter? Cope! I’m going to proceed to get obsessed with a racial fetish centered around other men having bigger dicks.

Anonymous 320864

Almost forgot about BALDING. Bros I’m Norwood 67 at 25, is it over? Should I fly to Turkey and replant my ass hair on my head? Or maybe I should get leg lengthening procedure, if you’re below six foot it’s OVER.

Anonymous 320865

Oh, right. Most of them just buy platform shoes or whatever. 5’8 is so short, it’s over, jfl, jbw, jbt, etc…

Anonymous 320866

>>320807
There is no such thing as "body dysmorphia". It is completely natural to not enjoy being ugly.



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Anonymous 320784[Reply]

A woman’s place is on a man’s face!
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Anonymous 320791

>>320790
>bussy
Freudian slip kek

Anonymous 320792

>>320791
No, I just like the word bussy. And it's useable for girls too. bussy, poosy, pussy mound.
Pussy just means fat you know, I think I've already posted here about the little girl in the late 1800s named "Pussy", that's a good name.

Anonymous 320793

>>320792
denial is a river..

Anonymous 320796

>>320793
It's really not denial. I use bussy for girls because of a youtuber I like who does the same.
I know you want me to be gay, because you're a gross fujoshi, but you have to keep your fantasies inside yourself. it's not becoming of a lady.
You should consider letting a man sit on your face as well.

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>>320790
me and stockingfag later tonight



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 320374

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Anonymous 320377

>>320374
Previous admin is too busy pretending to be nimu, skimming old users off of the website he sold and starting over. new owners think women are really, really stupid and that just deleting things will keep them in line. None of the previous threads are maintained except by esl staff who misuse words, don’t understand American idioms, and mix metaphors really late at night. No organic new threads are made except for infighting psyops. Site was advertised on tiktok and now has majority underage international users who don’t understand the cows and want to talk exclusively about fandom slop and have tumblr teen politics and worldviews. It’s like being on reddit 10 years ago forever frozen in 2016. It was destroyed from within.

Anonymous 320690

>>319732
this is the kind of post we need to see more of

Anonymous 320691

>>318694
fuck youtube and its "sign in to confirm you are not a bot" bullshit

Anonymous 320837

You know, one thing I hate about lolcow is how it’s full of generals. It feels antithetical to imageboards, somehow. The closest thing I know to it is vg and its utter cancer.



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Anonymous 320835[Reply]

Disclaimer: this post and the subject matter and contents thereof - text, media, or otherwise - do not necessarily reflect the views of the crystal.cafe administration.


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Anonymous 299429[Reply]

>go to America because of Hollywood movies
>it looks like this

What are the pros and cons of living in America
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Anonymous 319446

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US First Lady Melania Trump has slammed what she described as false claims about her and sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, denying she had any knowledge of his crimes.

"I am not Epstein's victim," she said in a rare public statement read to media at the White House.

"Epstein did not introduce me to Donald Trump."

"I have never had any knowledge of Epstein's abuse of his victims.

"I was never involved in any capacity - I was not a participant, was never on Epstein's plane, and never visited his private island."

The first lady also described an email she sent to Epstein's accomplice and former girlfriend Ghislaine Maxwell in 2002 as a "casual correspondence".
US President Donald Trump had a social and professional relationship with the convicted paedophile and disgraced financier, but says he ended it before his death in 2019.

Melania Trump demanded the "lies" tying her to Epstein must end today.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/plszmhKe7T8

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"I BET ITS NOT GONNA BE THE JEWS!!!!" - megyn kelly, 2026.

https://x.com/JucheAffirmer/status/2043862961190494342

https://xcancel.com/___eb__/status/2043852261705519221#m

we live in a society, alright. Fox is Israeli/Zionist News.

Previously she defended Epstein.

>In a discussion with NewsNation host Batya Ungar-Sargon on "The Megyn Kelly Show" on Nov. 12, Kelly stated that she knows "somebody very close to this case" who "told me from the start […] that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile."


>"He was into the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls," Kelly continued. "I'm not trying to make an excuse for this, I'm just giving you facts — that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passer-by."

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>>319446
Brett Ratner Melania Trump and Jeffrey Epstein

Brett Ratner, is the producer and director of Melania Trump's bio-pic "Melania"

“It's a big club, and you ain't in it.”

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>>319598

UK LTD #: 08217480

Anonymous 320781

Those who say that the USA is a free and peaceful country with a balanced budget are liars.



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