It's never the wrong time to murder a cop

>>317893
I hope they burn in hell.

>>317920
>Thankfully I can have my criminal record suppressed in this country in another 2 years and won't have to tell employers after that, so I can actually complete my qualification and not be a burden.
So if you go away from the United States and move to France or UK or Germany for example they still look at your records?
What the hell?

>>317885
dumbass question

>>318028
It's ok, i kinda already expected you wouldn't be able to answer.

We dont need her for baby we didnt want

China sucks. This will fail.

Seems like the onset of a nightmare world where unsouled humans exist as a slave class

>>314731
The userbase is beyond obnoxious. 99% of the posts are either extreme weens who very clearly let the cows live rent-free in their heads, bottom of the barrel rightoid spergery, or very unfunny and unoriginal gloating attempts that will make Cinderella's stepsisters look kind and charismatic in comparison.

Oh, and the whole bad actor bullshit with them pretending that they aren't complicit with harassment despite the aforementioned userbase and doxing being allowed and encouraged.

>>314732
honestly the few threads I've read were something like Sanctioned Suicide forum discussions and other, not specific individual focused really, maybe that's why I had a better impression of kf.
also a few funny threads where the lolcow entered the site for damage control

>>314733
Honestly, I'd probably be able to tolerate all that if it wasn't for the community happenings thread being constantly shat up by politics spergs and people who clearly prioritize their weird vendettas against troons/vtubers/w.e. over the sstuff that's actually interesting.

Americans think living in a socialist police state is normal, but freedom is not some textbook theory.

There are still some Americans alive today who will tell you that freedom is better.

>>317946
you are actually retarded and eating paint chips if you think america is even close to a "socialist" police state. A police state? Sure. "Socialist"? Sure, that's why the DOW'S AT 50000000000000000000

best drink i ever had was chai tea mix plus jaeger mmmmm

Saw a woman drinking clean vodka at 10:00 am one morning at a bus stop

i miss everclear

for the past two years, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes while watching a movie has been my only reliably comforting ritual. i watched 372 movies last year

these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal woman

>>317874
based

I had a nightmare last night

I dreamt I woke up as British. I woke up in a cold sweat and then I went to the bathroom. l looked in the mirror and then the realisation hit me. I am British. It's an unending nightmare. I went to my GP about my Britishness and he told me to brush my teeth. So I have to do that every night and morning from now on. He told me it won't ever make me normal, that there is no cure for britishness, but it will make me less british. It's a treatment

>>206835
I'd just like to interject for a moment. I AM A FUKING HOMOSEXUAL!¬!!! I HAVE HOT GAY SEX ITERNCEORSE WITH OTHER MEN IN ORDER TO FUYRTHER MY GOALS OF FUCKING AS MANY ANUSES AS POSSIBLE BEFORE BY CUNTFUCKER ALLFALLS OFF (THE PENILE REMOVAL ECEREMONY IS REVERED IN OUR CULTURES)!!! SO YOU FUCKS HAD BEETRER GET READY FOR SOME HOT GHEY FUCKING ACTION FEATURING COCKS AND BUTTHOLES AND YOU ARE ALL FUCKING TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT HAVING SEX WITH AEVERYONE ON EARTH IS ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY FUCKIN G POSSBILE YOU SHIT EATING BITCHES!!!! YOU FUCKS ARE ALL MY BITHCES NOW!!!! BWAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! KNEEEL BEFORE YOUR NEW EMEPERORE, RICHARD BUTTFUK STALLFUCK (II FORGOT MY OWN NAME)!! . SOON YOU WILL BE DRINKING PISS OUT OF THE TOILET AND EATING SHIT OUT OF PROBABLY THE TOILET TOO BUT WE CAN INVESTIGATE THE MATTER MORE CLOSELY UPON ARRIVAL AT THE SEXPITS BECAUSE HAVING NOT VISITED THEM BEDORE THEM MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT LAYOUT FROM WHAT WEEXPECTED AND WE DO WANT TO GET ICE CREAM WHILE TWE ARE THERE TOO!!!!
ALSO SOME FUCKING NUTJOB SAID THIS RANT IS MEANT TO BE ABOUT COMPTUERS!!!! ROCMPUTERS ONLY CONCERN RICHARD STALLMANNIG IN SO FAR AS THEY ARE USED TO CONSTRUCT AND STORE AND REPLAY VIDEOS RECORDINGS OF HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVIRITES!!! THAT IS COMPUTERS HAVE THE SOLE FUCNTION OF BEING MACHINES FOR THE PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIALS UTILITSED AS PART OF GHEY MATING RITUALS AND FOR THE FUCKING SEX MACHINE GAYNESS ACCOMPAYNGING THESE HOMSEXUAL ANAL SECKS BUMFUCK INTERNACTIONS!!! OTHERWISE NO ONE GIBES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT COMPUTERS OR WHAT THEY DO OR ANYTHING LIKE HAT BECAUSE THEAT IS ALL JUS NERD SHIT NO ONE FUCKING CARES ABOUT!!! SO IF ANYONE REFERS TO RICHARD STALLMAN AS A COMPUTER PERSON THEY REALLY JUST MEAN A PORNOGRAPHY ADDICT OR CONSUMER OR CNOOISSIUER OR WHATEVER THE FUCK NBUT IT IS NOT THAT IMPORTANT!!!!
ALSO I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT A FUCKING LINUX IS BECAUSE I USE WINDOSWS BECAUSE THTA IS THE EASIERST THING TO SET UP QUICKLY TO WATCH MORE WEIRD NPORN GEFEATURING A CBUNCH OF DUDES JERKING OFF AND WHATEVER THE FUCK ELSE IT I S I WATCHED (I FUCKING CNANOT REMEMBER ALL THE PORNOGPRAHPIC MATERIAL S AND FILMS AND PICTURES AND AUDIOBOOKS I GO THROUGH BECAUSE TO HAVE SO MUCH MEMORY I WOULD NEE DTO BE A FUCKING GENIUS OSR ORSR RS SOME TSHIT LIKE THAT!!!).1! SO THE WHOLE LINUX OR GNY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS THAT IS ALL JUST SOME WEIRD SLANDER CAMPAIGN TO MAKE ME, RICHARD SLTALPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

Greetings imbeciles,

My Christian name is Tlbalt de Bolbec, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are corpulent, simple, peasants who spend every second all morn and eve gazing upon poor woodcuts of ill repute. You are everything heretical in Europa. Honestly, have any of you wed a maiden? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun and merriment at the expense of Godde, but you all are like Saracen. This is even worse than holding false faith in the Saracen Allah.

Don’t be a stranger. Approach me. I’m with Godde and am his strong hand. I was a captain of the Knights Templar, and at the Siege of The Holy City. What wars have you marched to, other than “Lay with sheep in Ireland just as the locals”? I also know my scripture, and have a fair maiden (She just threw me a rosary of flowers; a FINE act). You are all sodomites who should just die of Plague. Thanks for reading my letter.

Tapestry related: It’s me and my lady.

>>318019
Excuse me, but I would like to cut you off there for but a moment. When others are calling your shit Faggotry, it is in fact, Autism+Faggotry, or as I have of late taken to calling it, Autism with Faggotry. Faggotry is not a mental disorder on its own, but rather another free part of a entirely running Autism setup fashioned into something proper by the Autism spectrum, ass-pain and non-essential unwarranted self-importance completing an entire disorder.

There are numerous plebs running a subspecies of the Autism setup everyday, without knowing it. By a strange happenstance, the edition of Autism that is being widely used these days is often called "Faggotry", and many of its plebs have no knowledge that it is practically the Autism setup.

There is in fact Faggotry, and this population does have it learned, but it is but a part of the setup which is run. Faggotry is the core; the part of the setup that distributes the plebs's supply of bawww to the seperate OCD neurosis which are running. The core is a necessary part of an disorder, but useless by itself; it can only function in the structure of a whole disorder. All the alleged "Faggotry" sufferers really are sufferors from Autism+Faggotry.

I just came on this website, and I couldn't help but notice that jocular image! A banana, stripped of it's peel, and holding it alongside itself as if it's naked! To add to this metaphor, the banana also covers it's private areas, as if the viewer has caught it… in the nude! I believe, however, that the innocence of this scene is corrupted by the expression on this character's face. If this were simply meant to be a juvenile display of "being caught nude", then I think the banana would have a rather shocked expression on its face. But this is not the case at all. Look into that face. That is the face of a SICK, SADISTIC PERVERT! This nude display was no accident. Suddenly… that banana gives me the creeps. My skin tingles just from the sight of it. Is it a rapist? I stare into it's demented, sadistic eyes, and break out into a cold sweat. The covering of the privates, which once seemed like a move done out of embarrassment, now tells a different story. This banana is a male, and he is covering his penis. He does this to build suspense before he RAPES the viewer. The holding of the peel, with the small finger stylishly raised, only serves to reinforce this theory. Desperate for an escape, my eyes turn toward the top of his head, and what I see disgusts me to the core. This banana is no ordinary pervert. This banana is a SCAT FETISHIST! Why else would the top of a banana be brown? Clearly, he has smeared feces on his forehead, and now intends to commit the crime of rape. This banana is a true psychopath, and exists for the sole purpose of living out its twisted fantasies. I feel the need to vomit now. Who knew that a picture so seemingly innocent could have such undertones of perversion, sexual abuse, and depravity. Despite it's jovial appearance, I strongly urge parents NOT to share this image with their children, lest they grow up to become a degenerate just like this insane, sickening banana.

>>317955
Took you a whole 2 minutes for that, didn't it
Anyway sorry for the brashness but I hope to be able to post again after reading the rules

>>317957
How long were you banned?

>>317959
From Lolcow? At least a month, what they don't understand is that penises and naked bodies in general spark discussions and therefore are good for the post counter, besides being images that some nonas genuinely appreciate, when the rules are being respected of course

>>317975
No, I mean from wc

>>317981
For some days

>>317994
And he's jewish to boot.

>>317995
keeeek

>>317993
Doomed website. It's actually kinda sad at this point

So what do you think of that ideal penis thread over there

Don't steal the milk

>>316610
joining this topic because i have thick dark brown hair and i've been coloring for a while now.

most colors are more or less a paint; they will soak into the hair to color it but can easily be muted or not visually effective at all if the hair you're applying it to is too dark. my hair is like 2 shades from black, so I have to bleach it a lot. bleach (afaik) removes the melanin color from your hair and makes it more receptive to a color change you can see. bleach for your hair is just as bad as bleach for doing laundry/dishes - it makes your hair dry, brittle, and if you apply too much to your roots, will burn your scalp. you just have to be careful.

when you get hair bleach, it comes in 2 parts: powder and cream (at least the brands i get. not sure if there's a brand that sells as-is since its a chemical reaction and can explode if left mixed.) usually costs $30 per bleach kit, i need 2 boxes if im bleaching my whole head. that you mix in equal parts. you apply it to your hair - i try to take one small section at a time and brush the bleach down to the ends. the roots bleach the fastest, so work from bottom to top. when you've finished putting the bleach in, you ideally will wrap your hair in a plastic wrap/shower cap. this traps heat to work faster, but also prevents you from getting bleach on anything else. depending on the person, it can take from 30 mins to an hour to fully bleach. i often leave the bleach in my hair even longer, usually 80 mins just because my hair is somewhat resistant to it. my mom can't have it in that long though, her hair is very fine and will be ruined after 45 mins. shampoo and wash it all out.

if you have any red in your hair, natural or leftover dye, it can make the bleach result look orange. most people will do a second bleach right after (i usually do).

coloring!!! this is the fun part. best to be done on dry, dirty hair. i get the most colorfast results when done on my greasy days. you take your dye (my favorite is arctic fox, typically $15 for a 4oz bottle that lasts me about 2 years, and $23 for an 8oz bottle that lasts about 4 years) and paint the hairs you want to be painted. arctic fox is very gentle on hair and has some conditioner quality to it, so you can leave it in your hair as long as you want. longer time = harder dye, but i found the max effectiveness at around 45 mins. after thaPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

>>317794
They put me on medication my entire childhood based on that. It was bullshit the entire time?

I fail to understand what people mean when they say the internet isn't fun anymore.
I guess I joined pretty late and shortly was exposed to gender wars for most of my online existence and not much else

>>317992
I have been reading internet pages since about 2006 when Wikipedia was the big novelty and most chans were in their developmental stage
There was some seriously funny and seriously screwed up stuff altogether
Those strange memes, Advice Animals, Tubgirl, 2 girls 1 cup, Mr. Hands, all that sexually offensive stuff, creepy stuff, copypastas
A serious case of a stalker in California who was causing pretty serious trouble to various women and who got arrested various times
Another guy in California who got arrested after making threats to an online dictionary website
Underage stuff appreciators who had their own wiki and chat rooms
The whole 5 guys burger and fries thing with the Gamergate
The Nungesser-Sulkowicz story
Strange times
You could argue about the enshittification of the internet but overall I think things have improved, even if they're more boring now

Back in the day we used to post desu habeeb it