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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
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If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


[Judas] Chuunibyou…

Anonymous 321214[Reply]

I got my small flat chess board which is super light and will be good to carry. Not that I'll ever play with anyone.

This morning was quite terrible. I masturbated like three times. For a month now I've been serial masturbating, which I haven't done in many many years. It's because things are not good, and I need to go, unfortunately I can't go earlier because it is still cold in the mountains, I have to wait until June 1st.
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Anonymous 321255

>>321220
How far south are you going exactly?

Anonymous 321256

>>321255
i want to go to the US. somewhere its warm in winter. no more intetnet today on my way home alreafy

Anonymous 321257

>>321256
I wouldn't stay near the Canadian-American border too long. Could be war brewing

Anonymous 321258

>>321257
bakabakashi

Anonymous 321259

>>321258
Oh you'd be surprised what's coming. Don't say I didn't warn you



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Easy recipes thread Anonymous 256291[Reply]

Do you guys have any easy healthy recipes I can just make for food all week?

At this point I feel like I'm pretty good at cooking and general spice mixes for various cuisines, I'm trying to get more vegetables into my diet.

Today I made a ton of burritos!
Use a pot if you want to make a lot:

1. Sautée one diced onion until browned
2. Add in diced tomato, cook a lil bit
2.5 Dump in cumin, oregano, basil, salt, pepper, spicy, tiny bit of nutmeg, lots of love
3. Add julienned peppers (I usually buy a ton of these frozen)
4. Add quartered zucchini slices, cauliflower, and mushrooms cut up into VERY SMALL pieces (I hate mushrooms and this makes things taste really savory)
5. Add two cans of beans! Also tofu! (Add in meat of choice if you'd like)
6. Let it cook for a bit, ADD CILANTRO, and then add into tortillas (I use low carb ones!)
7. Freeze, microwave when ready to eat. <33
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Anonymous 320614

Recommend me a recipe for simple and delicious pasta salad.

Anonymous 320718

Will be making inauthentic quesadillas tonight YEAAH

Anonymous 320723

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>>320718
Not bad… just need to fry the whole thing in a tortilla a bit
I kinda expected to make only 3 but had enough meat and veggies for 6

Anonymous 321219

Here’s a nice homemade faggots recipe for yall nonas

Anonymous 321250

Im cooking for my Nigel because im horny all the time



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Anonymous 321210[Reply]

Oshida smacking her fat thick vanilla plump ass built to be plundered. Smash her treasure box.

Anonymous 321211

I was very horny this morning. Though I feel better now. And the bank is going to fix the issues I was having on monday.

Anonymous 321212

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But when I'm horny I like to write things. It'd be a waste not to post it.
The Kings of Men League is an organisation where men and females can go to enjoy a male-worship environment. Females of various ages come to the backdoor, are stripped of their clothing and possessions; they crawl through a long tunnel of garbage and filth into the building. Each female humbles itself recites the handmaiden's mantra and are assigned to one of the patrons who is to be their minor god. But before meeting their god they spend one week in a pig pen to help reset their default biology. Whereas men were created by God directly, girls evolved from pigs. Cousins of the pig, they exist to serve and pleasure the minor gods of earth. Looking similar in appearance to humans and learning to imitate human speech by barking sounds out of their upper hole.

Hags and uglies are often assigned cleaning duties and as public toilets, whereas well developed females who come at a young age, once they have grown old, become revered headmistresses over new girls to teach them male-worship practices. The symbol of Mercury is branded somewhere on the flesh of each female, revered females are given a second branding to establish authority over other girls.
When a female meets her god, among other initiations she learns to recognise his crotch stench, insomuch that they will be able to smell their master from up to five kilometers away.
Megumin was one girl who decided to give up on society treating her like a person and decided to become a female, her Master revealed her True Name to be "Dumb Cunt". As in, "Dumb Cunt, get over here."

Anonymous 321213

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Each man cleans and dresses his female as he likes, often maid uniforms or gothic lolita outfits. They are given a notebook to write down the words of their master and meditate on them. Of course once prepared, the man and his new female can leave back into the world with the female always following close behind and obeying her god.

Now I have some blogging to do.

Anonymous 321217

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I remember someone saying the "uni-boob" was some kind of stupid feminist thing ruining designs… I have no idea what that's about. I am not a fan as much when you can see the full rounded shape of each breast, I like when they form a solid protrusion.

Anonymous 321241

_J70B0~1.MKV_snaps…

I'll try not to come online on saturday, just stay home and imagine writing fanfictions or imag– you know, I can't even play violin because it's an apartment I can't go all out. Everything about society is so bad. So bad.



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Anonymous 321237[Reply]

I’d pick blue purely out of the love for gambling.

Anonymous 321239

[Judas] Chuunibyou…

The first Gen Alpha meme, truly outstanding.

Anonymous 321240

Or should I say… JEM, truly outrageous outrageous.
I bet they'll make AMV Hell 9 without me too.



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Crystal cafe time capsule Anonymous 321201[Reply]

Please leave a message for nonas in 2036

Anonymous 321202

You get 2,524,608,000 seconds on this planet if you're lucky. You've likely used up a lot of that already. Use the rest in a way you'll be proud of before you die. You just wasted 10 or so more seconds reading this.

Anonymous 321205

Congrats, you survived.

Anonymous 321206

Howdy, me! Have my looks deteriorated at a rate that's acceptable? Hopefully i'm not still childless. Are parents alive? Hopefully sanity and economic stability has somewhat returned to our world, and something like cancer isn't preventing me from enjoying it!

Anonymous 321207

IT'S 2036 AND I'VE STILL POSTED MORE THAN YOU ONLINE JUST STOP….STOP FUCKING TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE OF US….YOU'RE JUST NOT OK? IT'S NOT A BAD THING THAT YOU'RE NOT CHRONICALLY FUCKING ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous 321209

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I DON'T SHOWER WITH SHAMPISS
I SHOWER WITH SHAMSHIT
N FK I DON EVEN SHOWER A LITTLE BIT
MY COUSIN OSAMA IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND I'M GOING TO RELEASE MY LOAD
UNBREAKABLE SNAKE MY SNAKE BIGGER THAN DRAKES I RELEASE IT INTO MY UNCLE'S BIRTHDAY CAKE



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Older women? Anonymous 229976[Reply]

Any older women, like 35+ here?

Is pic related accurate? Is it just low value scrotes who cannot get women their own age. Or is it all men? Do you feel that men your age would date younger women if they could?
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Anonymous 318611

>>318606
You sound like an incel

Anonymous 318646

>>318611
incels are against darwinism, but n0nny supports eugenicism. big difference

Anonymous 318662

Ok fellow 90s kids…


Anonymous 318668

>>318662
That's not even the same guy.

Anonymous 321208

Is Rand Paul the only American who still cares about freedom?



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Anonymous 314420[Reply]

What are your unpopular feminist opinions?
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Anonymous 320459

>>320441
The sub is degraded, that's part of the kink.

Anonymous 320541

>>320368
>>320459
>Christians don't like BDSM

>They have a statue of a guy on a cross in every church. I am sure the old testament is full of non sexual BDSM.

Animals have 5 seconds vanilla coitus for the sole purpose of procreation.


i dunno if you are tranny or not but you are retarded if you can't tell the difference between being torture until your death and bdsm, you are not doing a favour to bdsm by representing them like this either.

Also you're not unique for liking that shit, infact you are quite the opposite

Anonymous 321197

Feminism has done absolutely nothing for most of us other than turn us into materialistic slaves.

Anonymous 321199

>321197
Moids are so laughably bad at camouflaging

Anonymous 321200

>>320541
I mean, there are tons of scholarly and historic connections between Christianity and fetishization from Saint Sebastian, to nun spanking fetishes coming from corporal punishment, to religious "ecstasy" to historical nuns literally believing they were in a romantic and sexual relationship with Jesus. Just because you're historically and sociologically illiterate to how this has shaped that subculture doesn't mean the person you're talking to is trans lmao? Wtf are you even talking about??



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Anonymous 321188[Reply]

im just a little kitty i will be sleeping under a blanket and doing nothing all day

Anonymous 321189

Based comfy cade



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 320690

>>319732
this is the kind of post we need to see more of

Anonymous 320691

>>318694
fuck youtube and its "sign in to confirm you are not a bot" bullshit

Anonymous 321054

LC has obviously been getting worse and worse every year for the past 6 years but it will always hold a special place in my heart as one of the only women only places that isn’t full of TIM’s and the handmaidens who affirm them. I will take getting scrotefoiled any day over being in a ‘female safe place’ that’s just an echo cave of TIM’s with a lesbian fetish and women praising the TIM’s for being “so girly pop!!!” and “a true sister!!!”

Anonymous 321178

The USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state, but nothing will change because Americans think everything is just fine.

Anonymous 321179

>>321178
Okay but what are YOU doing about it?



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