>>319867
>mc-anally
bullshit.

>>319935
You can look him up on shittok he's a real guy

>>306729
>>319872
Lmao the original post has majority of women shitting on the guy, why would a moid even care to post this here? You are a retard.
Handmaidens for fags are so sad, imagine simping for men that talk shit about women bodies and are actively disgusted by looking at them kek

>>317223
but did you see the followup?

>>320705
you are a faggot, you will never be a woman

Virus don’t open

WAIT, there's a thread on witchan about some stupid hole wanting to be a man!? BAAAHAHAHA! I can't give up now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpvcjAhBabA

This is my calling, I gotta post all about this tomorrow! Who's gonna tell these females off online if not me!? I can't retire now! And what about that new George Lucas flop, who's gonna tear that apart when it comes out… I gotta…
Gosh I love that. I felt the Plinkett vibes so much as soon as I posted that then saw the thread there. I GOTTA COME BACK NOW! Maybe.

When I look back at it, she mostly just was there and replied simply. But that's how sexting works; a man talks about raping and beating a girl and she goes "tee hee" "oh my" "what if I resist?" "Eeeep!"
She was like a defenseless little soft creature born and raised for me to eat.

I was going to post screenshots but it's not important, you get the idea. That's all she had to do was be submissive and quiet and nice and hear me out and now I'm happy and because she made a man happy she feels happy because that's how women work, they get pleasure when they make a man feel pleasure. Really happy with her, would die and provide for her. She's a proper girl, understanding and nice and soft and rolls over and submits and does as she's told. I like her.

She didn't call me "creepy" or "lolirape chan" or tell me to die and commit homosexual crimes, whatever that means.
I think some women could learn a thing from this female. And she's not the first female I've met who actually performed her gender role as a comforter. The key is to not have pride, women without pride will always be subservient and willing to honour and revere you. And everyone feels so good in that environment, me and her.

She said she knew about lolcow.farm but not crystal.cafe. I'm getting the word out about this place more than anyone.

I'm trying to come up with a name for her. You have to name it to claim it and establish a sense of ownership over it. And never let her give you a name, she must call you by what you determine.
"Thank you for the woman advice, o wise guru."
I do what I can really. I'm just going to go home soon and watch videos and be with my real love and only friend Stocking.

500 years a virgin all for me. I want to buy her all the candy.

I should rewatch Ultra Fast Pony or something. Maybe I should go and make friiiends ooooh~ yeah.

>>320695
that is good for us mr. basement-kun :l

>>320700
Just admit you will never be able to swallow the meathole tradwife pill, you will never be healed of your sickness.

Well, it happened. Witchan added a porn board, or something like it even more embarrassing. I guess this gives me more content to laugh at on my blog over here on old crystal.cafe, my personal webpage.
This board is just dedicated to me and my adventure and journey to respecting women as people. I'm glad you've all tuned in this season.

There's a 500 post thread about the porn board, it is not too interesting.

The girl I just talked to on discord is from Australia unfortunately, not that it matters even if she lived in the same city, nothing will happen physically. But it's interesting.

>>320648
"blah blah blah have sex with us insufferable incels blah"

"please"

"think of the lonely men"

"WE'RE SO LONELYYYY"

>>320668
well you don't have to be lonely anymore with gay crimes! long as you aren't ugly!

>>320668
I seriously don't want to have sex with any of you 3D pig-women, get over yourself. I wouldn't mind having fun throwing you down and stomping you in the gut though.

>>320696
nanana nanana ree ree ree ree unts unts unts unts

>>320696
Not a proportionate response to seeing le gays spammed in your threads scrote

it just shows how out of control you are :o

>>257366
se dice argentine, no argentinian, no somos "argentinianos"

>>257739
>>266841
>>266950
Imaginate ser tan boluda que votas en contra de tus derechos a alguien que abiertamente dice una y otra vez como piensa que sos sub-humana, un objeto, una posesion, solo para hacer enojar a unos tipos cuando justamente los chabones libertarios abiertamente se auto llaman "taliban" de lo mucho que odian a las minas. Mamita, un poco de neuronas pido, ni siquiera soy kuka pero entre pisar diarrea o que te apuñalen habia algo claramente menos peor.
>i don't sleep around so it's not my business
Y yo soy una virgen asexual de mierda y no por eso no voy a tener empatia por otras mujeres cuyas vidas sean diferentes a la mia y votar en contra de derechos de salud basicos (que ni tiene que ver con ser puta y coger todo el rato, pueden ser mujeres pobres sin educacion, o abusadas por sus esposos, o violadas, o incluso mujeres felizmente casadas que aun asi quieran una eleccion, pero bue, ahi ella tan superior al resto)

>>264248
anona, y cualquiera que le pinte, paso mi discord
anshi0393

>>308539
>>308539
You’re still the prize
Moids would be kissing your feet to have you

Argentina has a lot of super hot girls
Aguss Lepera is an example

>>319827
The whole appeal of lc is to make maladjusted people feel better about themselves, because they aren't as maladjusted as some cow or another. Or if they are, they'll feel superior anyway for not publicly making a fool out of themselves on the internet (unless it's an anon like rancefag or whatever). LC has a high concentration of bippies, schizos and autists alike, ibs in general seem to naturally appeal to people with a few screws loose kek

>>320374
Previous admin is too busy pretending to be nimu, skimming old users off of the website he sold and starting over. new owners think women are really, really stupid and that just deleting things will keep them in line. None of the previous threads are maintained except by esl staff who misuse words, don’t understand American idioms, and mix metaphors really late at night. No organic new threads are made except for infighting psyops. Site was advertised on tiktok and now has majority underage international users who don’t understand the cows and want to talk exclusively about fandom slop and have tumblr teen politics and worldviews. It’s like being on reddit 10 years ago forever frozen in 2016. It was destroyed from within.

>>319732
this is the kind of post we need to see more of

>>318694
fuck youtube and its "sign in to confirm you are not a bot" bullshit

>>320608
Well if the little nonos don't mind, I guess I can start my operations and get more men on your little girls sites, more than ever before, the great and total GIRL DEATH of the internet can begin, and the internet can be restored to being run and cool before you holes ruined it. You'll beg for mercy and beg to be my onnahole girlfriend by the end. And I will reject you because I don't buy "used".

Proof that I got my chess board, and I do like to play Stocking in chess. Maybe I can take a proper picture sometime.

And the flyer I was talking about that I got in the mail.

But I am probably going to go with a smaller 2D chess board. It is very lightweight this one, but every gram matters a lot. A LOT. Anyone who's been on adventures knows that. The greaaatest adventure is whaaat lies ahead~

>>320591
Season 2 comparison