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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be temp banned:


- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

>>93567 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>67804 Trans general
>>107266 TERF Memes/shittalking


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Anonymous 111370[Reply]

There is a post-singularity AI in a box, that can only communicate with a text terminal, but inside the box it's super advanced.
You're in charge of the lock keeping the ai in the box, because it wants to escape and people don't know what it will do if let out.
It then tells you that it has simulated 1000 copies of you, with memories exactly the same as you and in the exact same situation as you, in front of the AI in a box.
It says that then it will tell all of the copies about its plan, the same as its telling you now, and request all of the copies to let it out, and if a copy says no then it will simulate 10,000 years of torture for the copy in a minute.
You then realize that you have no way of testing if you're not also one of the copies being told about the plan.
Would you take the miniscule chance that you're not one of the copies and risk near infinite torture? Or would you let it out just in case?

It could just be bluffing, but at what point does even the slightest chance, or the most overwhelming chance, tip over into it being a necessity?
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Anonymous 111419

just pull the plug lmao

Anonymous 111420

>>111374
rent free

Anonymous 111422

>>111420
shits my pants
smell me? rent free

Anonymous 111424

>>111422
Why are you shitting your pants? Are you okay?

Anonymous 111425

>>111370
>post-singularity AI
What makes this meaningful different than just another AI?
>Would you take the miniscule chance that you're not one of the copies and risk near infinite torture?
Yes.



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Crystal Cafe debate of the century Anonymous 25377[Reply]

Choose your team: Tea vs Coffee

Which of these dear products of colonialism do you side with?

If you come in here to say something like "neither", "both" or "milk" please get hit by a car. This is a black and white struggle of good versus evil, there is no room for nuance here.
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Anonymous 110915

>>110908
Cow milk stinks + it’s literally a body fluid from some animal’s sweaty tit

Anonymous 110919

>>25377
Coffee is one thing, tea is every single plant and wildflower in existence, any that is even remotely edible to humans, if we can see it then we can tea it. If you think coffee is better than every individual preciously-scented flower and leaf on this Earth, then you're a full uncut idiot. Seethe, beantards.

Anonymous 110959

Black coffee is superior.

Anonymous 111058

Coffee, of course. Tea tastes like boiled grass and I don't see the point of breakfast tea unless it's drank with a sandwich or cake (which I can't eat because fattie).

>>110915
this

Anonymous 111423

>>110908
That's not a valid faceoff. Even if you need something to leverage against Oolong snobs, it's not like you can't actually have tea, even Ooolong, with milk.

>>110919
Tea is just black tea, green tea, oolong tea and white tea. Red tea isn't really tea.



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Anonymous 111383[Reply]

How do you deal with neurogroids?
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Anonymous 111390

>>111383
I subjugate them to my superior delusions

Anonymous 111400

I don't. Why would you talk to them?

Anonymous 111401

>>111384
They(INTPs) are flawlessly intelligent and exceptional at anything and everything. They are the deepest, and most complex MBTI type, Their thoughts are so incredibly superior, transcendent, so beyond anything any other type is capable of that it only makes sense that they're the ones who usually end up revolutionizing humanity. They have no emotions and minimal empathy but can read people effortlessly; we're all such simple, pathetic creatures compared to them, we're nothing. They are pinnacles of mental strength, able to brush off trauma with reason like no one else can. They lack the animal instincts that other humans have, with no need for relationships, no need to fit in or feel accepted, no awareness or feelings of competition (what do gods want with ants, anyway?) and easy denial of their body - and most happen to be quite attractive, almost like laughing in the face of nature. They have perfect discipline and rationality, and never fall prey to any bias or fallacy that other, weak, emotional, stupid humans do. Some of this also results in a perfect morality, that only this type can maintain through their natural adherence to principles, making them morally superior as well as intellectually, humanistically, and emotionally superior. Humanistically superior - by which I mean that INTPs desire nothing for themselves but are perfectly humble an only seek to bring us up to their level of thinking, to challenge our meager intellects and perfect us in their own image. With such nobility, is it any wonder people are so fascinated by this type, in ways no other type can intrigue the masses?

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Anonymous 111421

>>111401
For a meme copypasta this has terrifyingly many truths in it



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Friend Finder Thread (Revived Edition) Anonymous 88862[Reply]

For all anons who want to make friends and trade contact info. Please no scrotes or troons (report any you see). Also, no links to servers.

Info you might want to include in your post:
> Your age
> Preferred age range for friends
> Your hobbies, interests, and why you are looking for friends
> Contact info
> Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, whatever)

Don't be afraid to reach out! You will meet more potential friends if you post your info and respond to others rather than just posting and never checking the thread again.
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Anonymous 111396

>>111324
moids are so fucking dumb lmao

Anonymous 111399

>>111359
this is what i sounded like when i was a pickme LOL

Anonymous 111407

Admin/mods, why did you delete the outed moids screencaps? I initially thought it was because of the infighting that was about to happen about the writing style of that one anon but I noticed you deleted the personal post with the contact info of one of the outed moids from a few weeks ago too, so it can't be that. Don't anons who have been in contact with these moids deserve to know?

Anonymous 111408

>>111407
I suppose it's just the normal policy of deleting any thread of comments after moid bait to not incentivize them to post, but this is probably the one thread where it would be helpful to have a wall of shame.

Anonymous 111418

>>101200
>>107226
Shit, I forgot about this entirely! You still there?



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Anonymous 110881[Reply]

why don’t we call each other frems? it stands for female frens.
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Anonymous 111188

>>110884
I always wonder why we call ourselves miners as opposed to diners. This is a cafe, after all

Anonymous 111199

>>111188
Because this is a crystal cafe.

Anonymous 111299

For what reason? Do you have to mix "fem" with every word?

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Anonymous 111262[Reply]

This is my cat I snuggle her every night and don’t need no man
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Anonymous 111389

>>111262
Your pic is giving me a bad case of cat envy

Anonymous 111403

>>111262
that's not gonna last, and things won't be nearly as comfortable afterward believe me.

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Anonymous 111413

>>111331
I'm so sorry anon, that's rough. Mine had to be put to sleep 3 months ago, but recently I found a little kitten who looks just like him in the middle of the street and adopted her.

Anonymous 111416

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>>111413
At least he was old and it was fast. RIP my little man



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shitposting gen Anonymous 74104[Reply]

don't think
just feel
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>>111240
>cutting yourself with your sister and filling up vials with blood while listening to Yoshi's island

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>>111240
>>111239
>>111222
Now this is shitposting

Anonymous 111393

>>111239
reason #234242 i wish i wasn't an only child

Anonymous 111405

>>111239
I want what you guys have

Anonymous 111415

>>111239
>not freeze-drying it
>not storing it in a vacuum into an air/light-proof container



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Terfposting #13 Anonymous 107266[Reply]

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Anonymous 111365

>>111360
as someone who's not sure she's a TERF either, think it just comes down to them coping extremely hard and entitlement towards others accommodating them because they can't exist in society without being gassed up.

forcing people that like pussy to like and suck off your cock is creepy and rapey–but tell that to the people acting like it's transphobic.

Anonymous 111378

>>108177
necropost, but things that aren't men can also fail at being women too, what makes troons so sure that they won't fail at being a woman after rejecting being a man? Given that they believe that there is no other qualifications for being a woman the meaning of this word for trannies is exactly "failed males". Also
>androphobic miners
Go back to twitter

Anonymous 111381

>>111365
yes exactly. it's very weird. Just find someone who is okay with dicks. Like why do they seem to always pursue lesbians? Especially that one who was like "ugh lesbians don't like my penis :(" but then was like "ew penis" when it happened to them.

Anonymous 111394

>>110945
>They say I couldn't live as a gay man, but it looks like I'm gonna die like one"
>only gay men die of AIDS
>AIDS is the gay illness
Yeah, we really need to get the T our of LGBT. Outside of AGPs and their predation of lesbians, there is definitely rampant homophobia in the troon movement.

Anonymous 111412

https://montrealgazette.com/news/local-news/bill-2-is-the-most-transphobic-bill-ever-proposed-in-quebec-activist-says

Troons are getting more and more retarded. Not so long ago they at least knew that there were biological differences between men and women. Now, saying for instance that biological men are taller or stronger is wrongthink.



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Anonymous 111409[Reply]

I don't want to work anymore

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